All language subtitles for Marvels Spider Man s01e10 Kravens Amazing Hunt.eng

[Spider-Man] Welcome to Superhero 101,
[car alarm blaring]

where the street is your classroom,

and books are replaced with
on-the-job training.

[grunts]
[yells]

[yells]
[grunts]

That's good, because I'm a...
hands-on kind of guy.

[sighs] I'm terrible at quipping.
[grunts]

That quip would've worked better

if you actually used your hands.
[grunts]

Hands, see? Nailed it.
[grunting]

As if one Spider-Man in this town
wasn't annoying enough!

You know what they say,
two web heads are better than one.

[grunts] You know your
jokes are horrible, right?

[grunting] Have you ever
stopped a bad guy with comedy?

Not yet, but there's
a first time for everything.

Like you, trying out those
new web shooters you built.

Great idea.
Take this, Scorpion.

Okay. The shooters work great.
Your aim? Not so much.

I guess I got a few things to learn.

You probably did too when
you first started out, right?

You mean three months ago?
Yeah, I should think so.

[grunting]

[groans] I'm not exactly
what you call a veteran.

Well, you're a great teacher.
And besides,

I need a mentor who can
spin webs and stick to walls.

So, that kind of narrows my options
down to you. I'm... flattered?

Do you two ever stop talking?
[communicator beeps]

Copy that. Moving into
second position now.

- Hey, where does he think he's going?
- Something's not right here.

You getting your spider
tingle, jangle thing?

It's called "Spider-Sense."
And no, it's just more of a gut thing.

[Miles] Ugh. Spider gut?
Thankfully, I didn't get that power.

What I mean is, Scorpion's more of

a "gloat about his evil plans"
type of bad guy,

and he hasn't mentioned
what he's up to.

We were in the middle of a
conversation, and you ran off. So rude.

Joke all you want.
My job is done here.

[man] Over the years, I've
roamed the jungles of the world,

stalking the most
dangerous creatures alive.

- Huh?
- Oh, man!

"Kraven's Amazing Hunt" is on.
It's my favorite show.

But today I've come
to the asphalt jungle

to hunt something different.

Hey! That's us!
We're on TV!

The most dangerous prey of all,

the menace known as Spider-Man.

You might wanna pick
a new favorite show.

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Any last words, Spider-Man?

- Uh...
- [Kraven] Eh? Two spider-men?

Thanks a lot.
What? I'm not Spider-Man.

I'm a totally different guy.

Besides, these reality shows
are all fake anyway.

Move!
[grunts]

Fake, huh? You really gotta work
on that Spider-Sense of yours.

[communicator beeps]
[scoffs]

I told you not to call me
when we're live.

Do you want both of them?
[chuckles]

- My pleasure.
- Tranquilizer darts?

So maybe he's not trying
to kill us on live television.

He takes his prey home
and does it there.

But it's all just a show
for the cameras, right?

Something tells me this guy's
more about the reality

and less about the show.

Gwen, look!
[Spider-Man grunting]

Spidey's on Kraven's Amazing Hunt.

- [gasps] So is Miles!
- What about Miles? [gasps]

Uh, I was just saying, this...
is Miles' favorite show.

Really?

I don't know if I approve
of these types of shows.

I think they just dull your senses.

Scorpion must've been a setup.
He was just bait.

Yep. And we took it hook, line, and stinger.
We're still live on TV.

Then we better get out of here
and come up with a plan

to deal Mr. Reality a reality check.

Do not fear, good viewers.

Kraven the Hunter
always gets his target.

I can leap with the agility of a jaguar,

swing with the ease of
an orangutan... [grunts]

[sniffing]

and strategize with the
cleverness of a human.

To which terrain
did the prey escape?

Uh, huh?

[sighs]
Which way did they go?

- Oh, uh, they went that way.
- Much thanks.

Let's head down 5th Avenue.

I find the wind current there
increases my swing speed.

[beeps]
Uh-oh. I forgot.

Kraven studies his prey's patterns and
then sets traps based on their behavior.

He totally knows everything
we're gonna do! [beeps]

Wait! What?
[grunts]

[grunts]

You're saying he's booby-trapped
all of New York City?

Yeah...
Pretty cool, right?

Are you not the least bit concerned
that someone is hunting us?

Sure.
But he has to catch us first.

Only a matter of time, young spider.

Preferably 22 minutes,
not counting commercials.

[Miles] One thing's for sure:

I am never wearing my Kraven
Fan Club shirt ever again!

Worth every penny.

- Adrian.
- What is it?

My latest plan
to capture the spider-men.

Since my Slayer wasn't able to retrieve
either of these spider specimens,

I figured why not hire
the world's greatest hunter.

Only instead of taking them
back to his museum for mounting,

he'll deliver them to me
for experimentation.

And he agreed to this willingly?

Kraven may be a hunter,
but he's also a businessman,

and businessmen are always
looking for financial backing.

Something I was happy to contribute to.

[Kraven] Look at them,
the urban spider-humans

in their natural environment.

Amazing creatures.

But do not worry, loyal viewers.

My sonic blasts have taken down rhinos.

I don't think a couple of
little spiders will be a problem.

[Spider-Man] Well, the good
news is, this is some good hero

- practice for you.
- Only you could find the bright side of this.

Huh?

I feel my Spider-Sense, but can't
tell what direction it's coming from.

Watch out!
[grunting]

[electricity arcing]
[crying out]

Miles!

[Kraven] Go on. Save
your sidekick, Spider-Man.

I've already witnessed
your analytical mind in action.

Show me how compassionate
you are to the cluster.

A "cluster" is a group of spiders.

Something you learn when
you're... cravin' knowledge.

Brought to you by the good
people at Public Media.

[Miles] Did he just call me a sidekick?

Hey, you say that again, and I'll
blast that mustache into sideburns!

I don't know if this'll work,

but time to try an
electro-blast on this thing.

[yells]

[both grunt]

Way to go! Miles?

[both grunt]

- That was amazing!
- I know.

I thought a group of spiders
was called a "clutter."

No. I mean,
what you did was amazing.

Plus you might've just figured
a way to beat Kraven.

I did?

Yes. He's studied my patterns,
but you're so new

to this whole superhero thing,
you don't even have patterns yet.

So me being inexperienced
is a good thing?

Right now it is.

So we both need to be unpredictable
if we're going to beat Kraven.

- Where's someplace we never go?
- A comedy club.

- I was thinking the sewer.
- The sewer? Ugh!

Unless that's the name
of the comedy club.

Follow me!

[grunting]
[music]

[grunts] Nope. Nothing
funny about being down here.

There's no way Kraven
set any traps below ground,

- because I never use the sewers.
- Brilliant.

- Unless...
- Unless what?

On the show,
Kraven also tries to predict

what backup plan
his target might use.

Like, say... going underground?

[Kraven laughing] Whoa!
Spidey-Senses kicked in!

- But it's coming from all directions.
- 'Cause the danger is too!

[laughing]

The hunt is over!

I have won.

But we expected that, didn't we?

[maniacal laughter]

[cries out]

[Kraven] No use in
struggling, young spider.

That cage is made from
electrified titanium alloy...

three times stronger than steel.

And made by Cages, Incorporated.
Available at select hunting outlets.

And now, the branding iron.

Uh-oh.
The branding ceremony.

It's the ultimate humiliation
before being shipped to his museum.

Your knowledge of this show
is getting annoying. Sorry.

I have defeated many jungle animals,

but today I am victor
over a new breed of creature...

the human spider.

Let all who look upon them see
that they were brought down by Kraven!

Hero lesson! If your supervillain
turns his back to blab,

disengage his cage.

[both grunting]

Nobody escapes Kraven!

[grunts]

[yelling, grunting]

- Oh, nice shot!
- I'm a quick study.

Then here's a lesson
in web crafting.

[Miles] With a little
branding of our own. [grunts]

Aw, what's the matter,
Kravey buddy?

- This episode not sticking to the script?
- Ciao.

Turn those cameras off! Now!

What is that idiot doing?
This was not part of our deal.

I think The Kraven Show
just got canceled.

That's okay. "Cooking with Carol"
is my second favorite show.

[both grunting]

Uh-oh.

[yells]

You expect to humiliate me
and get away with it?!

For centuries, my family has
been the deadliest of hunters.

But now my rage extends far beyond that,

and so you will suffer
a slow and painful destruction

unsuitable for... [annoyed grunt]
television!

[Miles] Whoa! I've never
seen these darts before,

and I've watched all the DVD
bonus materials. [darts beeping]

[grunts]

These are heat-seeking darts.

[beeps]

[grunts]
Phew!

Thank goodness for truth in advertising.
Head for a heat source!

[beeping] "Ice cream,
cold cuts, freezing"...

Oh, come on!
[grunts]

Aah!
[grunts]

No!

[Kraven yells]
[grunts]

Snug as a bug
in a Moroccan wool rug.

But let us make it
even more tighter, shall we?

That was a venomous fear dart
that hit your friend,

extracted from the African cobra.

[grunting] It will not only
frighten him but, if not treated,

scare him to death.

[distorted] The more you
struggle, young spider,

the faster the venom
seeps into your bloodstream.

No! Get away!

- Get away!
- Huh? Where did he go?

Where did he go?
[grunts]

Not gonna find out
stuck behind a boomerang.

[grunting]

[grunts, groans]
Miles! Where are you?

He couldn't just disappear like that.

Maybe thermal vision will help.

[beeps]
There!

[shuddering breaths]

He must have some sort of camouflage
power we didn't know about.

I gotcha.

Miles, calm down.
[gasping]

[Miles grunts, pants]

[Spider-Man, distorted]
Calm down.

[Miles] You're a spider.
Terrifying... spider...

No, I'm not a spider, Miles.

[normal voice] I'm... I'm your friend.
I'm Peter.

Pe-Peter?

- Is... Is that really you?
- Yeah. It's me, Miles.

- I'm Spider-Man.
- No...

It can't be.
I'm freaking out!

I know. It's a lot.
And that venom isn't helping.

But just try to calm down so it doesn't
spread through your bloodstream so fast.

Okay. Deep breaths.
Calming down.

Wow. It made me see things, Peter.

Yes. But you know what else it did?

It unleashed a power
you didn't even know you had.

Cloaking? I mean, come on.

First the electric sting,
now invisibility?

Man, I wish I was bitten by your spider.

What are we gonna do about Kraven?

We are not going to do anything.

You are getting dropped off at
a hospital while I go after him.

I have to go with you.

He's not going to quit
until he destroys you.

He could be anywhere.

[beeping] Or I'm guessing
he's at the Central Park Zoo!

[screaming]

- Then let's go!
- Miles, you have to rest.

[groans] Part of being a hero is knowing
when to fight and when to heal.

There will be times when
you get to work as a team,

but there are other times...
when you have to finish on your own.

[growling]
[whimpering]

Sorry! Lunchtime's over!

[roars]
[grunts]

What's that? [roars]
I don't speak lion.

[whimpering]

Uh, you're welcome.

I don't know what
I like better, Spider-Man...

that you took the bait,

[growling]
or that you have become the bait.

Feeding time, my kitties!

You couldn't have made
an army of penguins, huh?

- Attack!
- Here, have a seat. [growling]

This is seriously the worst
petting zoo of all time!

[growling continues]

This is for your own good!

Trust me. I'm not lyin'.

Get it?
"Lyin'"?

[growling]
Ah, you don't care.

Good kitty. Nice kitty.
[roars] Uh-oh.

Well, I always wanted to be

an amateur lion tamer.
Yah!

[growling]

Wait. Don't all cats love
balls of yarn? Or webs?

[growling] I hope. What
are you growling at me for?

I'm an animal lover.

[purring]

Kraven's the hunter.
Why don't you growl at him?

Because they recognize
the true king of the jungle.

Well, that's where
spiders and lions differ.

Actually, there are a lot of differences.
But you get my point.

As will you.
[yells]

[Sonic Scream blaring]

[grunting]

Norman Osborn?
You saved me?

"Saved" isn't exactly the word I'd use.

[screaming]

[body thuds]

[groaning]

That was... shocking.

[grunting]

[grunting]

Struggle all you want,
my spider friend.

Those electromagnetic restraints

can hold both man and beast.
We had a deal, Kraven.

I bankroll your little TV broadcast

in exchange for the spider-men.

But you veered from the plan.

And nobody disobeys
Norman Osborn.

My honor is more important
than your money, Osborn.

- And that spider disgraced me!
- Well, lucky for you,

Spider-Man is not going to
enjoy the next few moments.

[sighs]

It didn't have to be
like this, Spider-Man.

I asked you to be my friend,
but you refused.

So now I have to do things
the hard way.

You are quite an interesting specimen.

At first, I thought you were
an anomaly. A freak, in fact.

But then came a second spider-man,
and my concerns were confirmed.

A spider army is on its way, isn't it?

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Oh, sure, you don't.

But fortunately, I don't
need you to understand.

- I just need you to be dissected.
- Don't! Don't do it!

- I'm a... afraid!
- Huh?

What?

You don't understand
what happens when I'm afraid.

Sometimes I just want to disappear,

- where no one can see me!
- Oh, I get it, I get it.

Ugh! Your cowardice disgusts me.

I'm surprised, Spider-Man.

If your blood runs yellow,
maybe I don't want it after all.

Mmm, actually, I do.

[grunts]

[Miles chuckling] Oh, yeah!
Practice makes awesome.

[both grunt]

Whoever you are, be careful.

Don't make the same mistake
Spider-Man did.

Join me, and I promise you
won't regret it. [grunts]

No, thanks.

Ah? Ah?
[Sonic Scream blaring]

[grunting]

[body thuds]

Those are quite the moves.

I can't tell if you're a vulture
or a funky chicken.

[straining]

How about you jolt first
and joke second?

Patience, Teach.

[grunts]

I just wanted to show you
what I could do on my own.

I'm incredibly proud.
[Sonic Scream blaring]

And just a wee bit jealous.
[Sonic Scream blaring]

You fool! You've ruptured
the hydromatic condenser!

Get me out of here
before this place blows apart.

- I think we should follow their lead.
- Hold on.

What are you doing?
He tried to kill us, remember?

Another hero rule to learn:

just because the bad guys try to wipe us out
doesn't mean we do the same.

Leave me to perish!
I have failed and deserve to die.

Get over it, Kraven. You've
spent so much time with animals

you've forgotten
that part of being human

is picking yourself up when you fail.

That's reality. Too bad your
viewers can't see you do that.

And for the record, I'm
deleting your show from my DVR.

We should get out of here.

- Where'd he go? [grunts]
- [Miles] There!

- Should we follow him?
- No. Nobody was hurt this time.

But if he crosses the line again,
we know where to find him.

Yeah. Thursday nights
on the Mustache Channel.

[grunts]

So, that was a pretty terrifying
training session, huh?

Are you kidding me?

I wasn't scared.
It was just an act.

Really?
So that camouflage

just randomly kicked in
on its own, huh?

- You know it.
- Oh, no!

- Kraven's back!
- Aah!

I thought so.
[laughs]

Okay. I guess it was
a little scary.

Which goes to show you,

sometimes even your fear
can be a strength.

I guess you're right.
And, hey, listen.

I wanna thank you for showing
me the ropes and the webs.

You're a good teacher
and a great friend.

Thanks for trusting me
with your secret.

Thanks for trusting me with yours.

Although remember, at school,
nobody can know I'm Spider-Man.

As far as you know, Peter Parker
is just the incredibly handsome,

- brilliant kid down the hall.
- So, you want me to lie.

[both laughing]

No, seriously...

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