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Oh, honey, I can't do any more
tonight. Let's get some sleep, huh?
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Wait, we bought ten presents.
Yeah. Why are there 11 packages?
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(BOTH GASP)
Oh, my God!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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We would've figured it out before we
mailed it, right? Yeah, absolutely.
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Yes, no, maybe
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I don't know
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Can you repeat the question?
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You're not the boss of me, now
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You're not the boss of me, now
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You're not the boss of me, now,
and you're not so big
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You're not the boss of me, now
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You're not the boss of me, now
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You're not the boss of me, now,
and you're not so big
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Life is unfair
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Don't move.
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Agh! Did you get it?
Get what?
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It's three weeks till Christmas and
Reese is holding off hitting Dewey.
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Well, guess what. I got two weeks
forced vacation without pay.
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What? Thanks to the company's
trouble with the government.
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It's just so the board members
can shred documents in peace.
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Two weeks without pay at Christmas?!
That means no presents.
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December 2nd -
"refused to eat booger sandwich."
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I know this is coming at a bad time
but I think I have a plan
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that will get us through this.
I'm gonna sell Christmas trees.
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What? In college I sold Christmas
trees with my roommate Victor.
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He sold illegal cable boxes.
To pay for the Christmas trees.
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We made a killing!
I've already talked to a supplier.
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We can buy 130 trees
at 15 bucks a piece.
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And Ed is letting me use
his vacant lot for free.
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Really?
If we sell them at six bucks a foot,
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that's an average of $45 per tree.
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We can net over $2,600.
Well, if you think it'll work...
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Reese and I have some money saved up.
We can get 200 trees. We'll make 4,000.
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You'd put your own money in?
Sure.
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I was going to invest mine
with this Nigerian general
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but, hey, this is family!
Really?
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You would go into business
with your old man?
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I never dreamed anything like this
would be possible. (WHIMPERS)
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Dad - When I was a kid, I begged my
dad to go into business with me...
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but he never answered the intercom.
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And now you boys want to go
into business with me! (SOBS)
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(SOBBING) It'll be like
a green grocery store!
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You know, Dewey,
you've got $20 in your piggy bank.
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I think they've got it covered, Mom.
Alright. I'm in!
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(CRIES)
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It'll be weird
not being with our families.
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I know, it feels... great!
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All the ugliness and turmoil you
associate with Christmas is gone.
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My family, they are finally here.
All the way from Stuttgart.
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"Don't pack your heavy clothes.
It's not cold."
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I'm freezing off my ass! I have
two children. I don't need a third!
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Come on, you two, you are here now.
Just enjoy, yeah?
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Oh, I forgot! Everything
has to be perfect with Gretchen.
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Don't you raise your voice
to Gretchen.
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Anyone who is not an alcoholic,
you accuse of being a perfectionist!
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(ALL SHOUT)
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Hal & Sons. That means you,
too, Jamie. (GURGLES)
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I know it's just a crappy wooden
sign but... (SOBS)
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Boys, I want you to know that
this is the greatest day of my life.
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I'm so happy and proud
of each and every one of you.
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I just want to make sure
you don't screw this up.
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We will have so many precious
memories together
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as long as you don't give in
to your worst instincts
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and do something really stupid.
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I just love you so much
and I want to keep loving you.
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Dad, stop worrying. We can do this.
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With what we've spent, we'll be
in profit once we sell tree 67.
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Then, let's sell that tree first.
What are those tools for?
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These are for setting up the trees.
73
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First you use the radial saw to cut
an inch off the bottom of the trunk.
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Then you use this nail gun
to stick the tree stand...
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Again, I am so proud of you boys and
I don't want to lose this feeling.
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Why won't you let me help you with
that? I really don't want you to.
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Why not? Every time
you come into contact with me
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something horrible happens to you.
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I can't deal
with the guilt any more. What?
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Come on, if it weren't for us,
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you'd have teeth and you wouldn't
flinch when you saw a ceiling fan.
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Coincidences. You broke your foot
looking up a phone number for me.
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Please, Lois, it's Christmas.
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Here. Maybe you can fluff up
the cotton on Santa's beard.
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Thanks.
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Owwww! Ooh!
(SQUIRREL CHATTERS) Agh!
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(SOBS)
I wish I could say I was surprised.
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OK, you're all set.
Mister, is this tree dead?
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Of course not.
We made sure we cut in a fresh wound
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so it could suck up water.
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Your tree is suspended
in a nether world
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between life and death, just waiting
for you to open your presents.
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How many trees have we sold?
15. 15?
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We're not anywhere close to tree 67.
I don't get it!
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Good location. Great-looking trees.
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How much are your trees?
$6.00 per foot.
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Ah. What?
St Mark's Church, around the corner,
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marked their trees down to $5 a foot
but they've got really long lines.
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Can you believe they undersold us?
We don't offer Mass at half price!
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Why don't we lower our prices?
$4.50 per foot.
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Then we average $31 per tree
and we still net $3,457.
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00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:07,400
We'll be profitable by... Hang on.
..tree 91.
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Tree 91?
Tree 91.
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Sir!
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Right this way.
We've got a really nice...
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It's customary to tie the tree
to the roof. It's customary to tip.
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Alright! That was... tree 79.
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We're very close.
Boys, I love all of you.
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But this kid... (CHUCKLES)
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It's just a tiny bite.
He's gonna be OK? Absolutely.
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He'll need get rabies shots. Shots?
Five injections in the belly.
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I had them when I was bitten
by a skunk a few years ago.
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When they shoved that 4-inch needle
into my stomach,
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I felt like I'd been shot.
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When they pulled the last one out,
I was on the floor
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clutching a chair leg
and crying like a baby!
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The Navy Seals trained me
to deal with pain but...
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..nothing like that.
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Bring the squirrel to animal control.
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If it doesn't have rabies,
you avoid the shots.
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No, I'll take the shots otherwise
Lois can't prove her point!
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Craig, listen to me.
I am making you this vow.
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I am going to take that squirrel
to animal control
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and prove it doesn't have rabies.
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You are not going to have to suffer
again for knowing me. Understand?
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You're on my foot.
Oh, sorry. Ahhhh!
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(SHOUTS ANGRILY IN GERMAN)
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(SHOUTS ANGRILY IN GERMAN)
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They're still at it?
Fascinating.
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I've had the same argument
with my mom.
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She's gonna say, "Don't take that
tone." Then he'll start screaming.
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(SPEAKS GERMAN)
(YELLS IN GERMAN)
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Now the father figure tries
to make peace. (SPEAKS GERMAN)
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And gets his head chopped off.
(YELLS IN GERMAN)
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This is a good one - jumping in to
an argument to settle an old score.
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(YELLS IN GERMAN)
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(ALL YELL AT ONCE) They're like
a primitive version of my family.
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Take one step to your left.
Why?
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Spooky.
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OK, you're getting $7.00 change,
right?
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One and two and five.
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I hide the big bills where no-one's
gonna go after 'em! I'll help you.
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OK, that is tree 89, boys.
We are so close I can taste it!
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Ooh! Are you the guys trying
to muscle in on the blessed church?
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What did you say?
We're from St Mark's.
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You're underselling us and
we don't like it so it's gonna stop.
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00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:13,360
We want you to close down your lot
and leave... now.
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00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:17,960
During this holy season, it's best
to give our saviour what he wants.
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You're dealing with
Godless heathens.
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Take your ghost story elsewhere.
We'll give you 20 minutes.
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Then we take matters
into our own hands.
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(NECK BONES CRACK)
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What's that supposed to mean?
Don't worry, Dad.
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What are priests gonna do?
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Get in the car and lock the doors!
No change, mister?
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Hey, mister!
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Does this look infected to you?
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Excuse me, this is my tree. I already
marked it, if you know what I mean.
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W-Wait! What the hell
do you think you're doing?
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Father McCluskey sends his regards.
What?
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He dropped by the soup kitchen
and he suggested we come down and share the magic.
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00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:10,960
Cute kid!
Do you want some home-made candy?
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Dad, everyone's leaving.
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Whatever they're giving,
we'll double it.
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00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:19,360
You can double eternal salvation?
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Yes, I can.
You're funny.
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(GASPS)
Do you sell Christmas trees?
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I used to sell Christmas trees.
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00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:38,280
Any luck? No-one's gonna let us
set up our trees.
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You'd thing a cemetery
would be up for anything that lightened the mood.
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Why don't we just sell the trees
out the truck?
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We have to factor in the price
of gas. Six miles per gallon with...
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Give the genius thing
a rest for a while. (SIGHS)
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We were so close. 89 trees! Just two
trees away from being profitable.
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The story of my life!
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No matter what I do,
no matter how hard I try,...
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..I'm always two trees away.
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We should sell them out of our yard.
Reese, this is serious. Please...
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Oh, my God!
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That wasn't stupid.
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Reese, your love for your father
has focused your mind like a laser!
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(LAUGHS) Give him the hat.
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00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:35,810
People, there is a squirrel
somewhere in the store.
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He's agile, elusive
and possibly rabidy
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but we will catch him. We have to.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
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It's been too quiet for too long.
He's planning something.
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Yes, well, I've brought in
reinforcements.
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Thanks for helping. No problem.
Our last job finished early
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so we had some time on our hands.
Alright, then, let's do this thing.
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(GENTLE HUMMING)
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Come they told me
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Pa rum pum pum pum
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A newborn king to see
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Pa rum pum pum pum
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Our finest gifts we bring
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Pa rum pum pum pum...
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(BANGING / CLATTERING)
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00:13:30,650 --> 00:13:35,050
You people are so great. I'm sorry
I ate all of your lunches.
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(CLATTERING)
200
00:13:39,410 --> 00:13:42,090
(WHIRRING / BANGING)
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00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:48,290
You're out there.
I know you're out there.
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(RATTLING) (CRUNCH!)
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(SQUIRREL CHATTERS)
(GASPS) AghhhHHHHHHH!
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He's heading for the register!
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I got him! Come on!
Don't let it get away!
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00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:21,610
He's over there. Wait!
He's headed for the front door.
207
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:25,610
Watch out, he's got murder
in his eyes and a cute fluffy tail!
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Checkmate, chipmunk!
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And three makes ten. Feliz Navidad.
(CHUCKLES)
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At $3.50 per foot,
the profit tree is?
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112.
112 is the profit tree!
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Say it with me, boys.
(ALL) 112 is the profit tree. Oh.
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Hal.
Oh, hey, Phil, merry Christmas.
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You don't have a permit to do this.
Get these trees off your yard.
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Phil, please...
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Look, I know this seems a little
unusual but I'm in, kind of, a jam.
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I was laid off and I'm out of money.
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Come on, it's Christmas!
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I don't care.
I hate you and I always have.
220
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Look, Phil,
take a tree on the house.
221
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:22,850
Here. You're giving me this?
I'll even flock it if you want.
222
00:15:22,850 --> 00:15:27,970
No, no, that's OK.
So, we have an understanding here?
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00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,610
Yeah, we have an understanding
224
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You have to get these trees
out of here. You don't have a permit.
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00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:38,450
And he has too many garbage cans.
That's a fineable offence.
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00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:43,370
I bribed him!
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You can't have a business
without a permit.
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Officer, we've just got to sell
one more tree to break even.
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That's all I'm asking.
Just let me sell one tree.
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Have you got a tree?
Coming through.
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You! I was never at that dog show.
And where would I get a spear gun?
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This is your son?
It depends on what you mean by son.
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You've got half an hour to get every
one of these trees out of your yard.
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But we lost our truck.
That's not my problem.
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You get them out or you'll
be spending Christmas in a jail cell.
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(ALL YELL)
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I can't take this, the yelling!
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It's making me feel so homesick.
Me, too.
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Ooh!
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Mom used to grab
Dad's throat like that.
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I disown all of you,... all of you!
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I never thought
I would feel ashamed of being German.
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See, huh? They're all gone.
Are you happy now?
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Just remember I'll be patrolling
this block every 15 minutes.
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Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas!
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I want you to buy me out.
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Oh, Dewey,
this is just a temporary setback.
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If you believe that, buy me out.
It's over, Dad.
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Over? We're only one tree away!
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Dad, we can't use the front lawn.
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The cops are watching us.
Face it, we've lost!
253
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So, you're just gonna let a little
reality stop you. Is that it?
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Boys, the only way I've managed
to get through my crappy life
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with any shred of self-worth
is by living in denial.
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If I was gonna be beaten by failure,
I would have quit after one kid.
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You've just got to hold out
for a miracle.
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If a miracle isn't gonna
come at Christmas, then, when? (DOORBELL RINGS)
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See! There it is!
Our Christmas miracle. I knew it!
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Hi. My kid found this cat.
Is it yours?
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Would you like
to buy a Christmas tree? No.
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You've got to help me.
I just convinced my boys that life was worth living.
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If you walk away, then,
their futures aren't worth a damn!
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I desperately need to teach them
the value of perseverance.
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00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:45,130
I don't think I -
I'll lick your shoes!
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Have you actually seen
someone do that?
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That's got to be worth $10.00.
I'll even - Here, take the money.
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(Take it as far as the sidewalk.)
Pleasure doing business with you!
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See what happens when you believe,
boys. We are profitable.
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(ALL) Yeah!
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I'll get Dewey's hamster cage. That
squirrel is chewing through the box.
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Do they really have to kill him?
Do you want the shots?
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Wait for me in heaven.
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Oh, my God!
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'Honey, is that you?'
What is going on here?
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Good news. We did it.
We made a profit.
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Really? How much? Numbers aren't
important. A profit is a profit!
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Hey, look, a squirrel.
What?
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00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:42,410
There he goes!
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Squirrel... gone.
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Craig,...
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..we will catch him!
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This time it's ten bucks each
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and one item
from the medicine cabinet.
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It's gonna be tricky.
We're on his turf now.
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Let's go. Watch out.
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00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:10,530
Thanks for spending Christmas with
my family. Next year we'll do mine.
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Marriage is all about compromise.
A pigsty?
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00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:16,050
(GLASS SMASHES)
Now, it's a pigsty!
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You're real brave
when I don't have my leg on.
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They're having all the fun.
Let's do it.
292
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I feel bad for Gretchen and Otto.
I hope I didn't make things worse.
293
00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:32,610
Thank you for taking us in. It's nice
being with a family that gets along.
294
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Boy, you guys really go nuts
with Christmas.
295
00:20:35,890 --> 00:20:39,130
It's even Christmas in the bathroom!
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As Christmases go, this one was good.
297
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:46,050
Nothing on fire. No arrests
and, hell, we even made a profit.
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Cleaner Close, and Pandora's hired
a private eye to spy on her husband.
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So, where does Eddie disappear to
every night?
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Ohhh...
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Here, test this.
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There must be traces of his dirty
secret in it somewhere. Doubt it.
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So?
He's been using new Daz Liquitabs.
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They get out dirt.
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Even hidden dirt.
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What are you up to, Eddie?
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Fancy a tumble?
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Eddie?! Pandora!
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