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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,450 --> 00:00:04,089 Hey,... what are we watching? 2 00:00:03,977 --> 00:00:07,576 A documentary on eye surgery. They are reattaching a retina. 3 00:00:07,423 --> 00:00:10,222 "The procedure involves making small incisions 4 00:00:10,104 --> 00:00:13,943 into the wall of the eye to allow instruments into the cavity." 5 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:16,019 Is there anything else on? 6 00:00:15,924 --> 00:00:20,163 Dad, this is interesting. I might be a doctor someday. You're right. 7 00:00:19,983 --> 00:00:23,382 "The draining of the vitreous - the clear gel-like fluid 8 00:00:23,238 --> 00:00:26,838 that fills the back of the eye..." Aah-aah! I'm gonna go read. 9 00:00:28,330 --> 00:00:31,729 "Kiki beats the heat in a red chiffon..." 10 00:00:31,585 --> 00:00:35,825 You don't wanna watch a lingerie-counter shoot with your dad! 11 00:00:36,295 --> 00:00:39,214 Yes, no, maybe 12 00:00:39,090 --> 00:00:41,649 I don't know 13 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:44,900 Can you repeat the question? 14 00:00:44,757 --> 00:00:46,956 You're not the boss of me now! 15 00:00:46,863 --> 00:00:49,342 You're not the boss of me now! 16 00:00:49,238 --> 00:00:53,757 You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big! 17 00:00:53,564 --> 00:00:56,043 You're not the boss of me now! 18 00:00:55,939 --> 00:00:57,938 You're not the boss of me now! 19 00:00:57,853 --> 00:01:03,212 You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big! 20 00:01:02,984 --> 00:01:06,224 Life is unfair 21 00:01:07,349 --> 00:01:09,828 Come on! You boys are late! 22 00:01:09,723 --> 00:01:14,082 I want you outta this house in 30 seconds! We've got time. 23 00:01:13,897 --> 00:01:17,537 When we're really late, our lunches are on the front lawn. 24 00:01:21,287 --> 00:01:23,806 Mom, Reese - Go, go. Go, go! 25 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:27,019 OK, I'm doing dry-cleaner, mechanic and post office, 26 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:30,717 you're doing groceries. Right. Got the cable bill? Great. 27 00:01:30,554 --> 00:01:32,474 Bye, guy. 28 00:01:36,757 --> 00:01:40,436 Did I just say, "Bye guy," to you? I'm pretty sure you did. 29 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,559 Guy? I - I - I called you guy?! 30 00:01:42,462 --> 00:01:46,861 How can that happen?! I've never done that before! It's a lapse. 31 00:01:46,675 --> 00:01:49,874 Guy?! Hal, it happens. Let's get one thing clear. 32 00:01:49,738 --> 00:01:54,017 In no way, shape or form do I think of you as a guy. 33 00:01:53,835 --> 00:01:58,034 You are a gorgeous, exciting, feminine goddess 34 00:01:57,856 --> 00:02:01,335 that I still don't know what I've done to deserve. 35 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:03,427 Do you understand that? Yes. 36 00:02:07,122 --> 00:02:10,361 (MUMBLES) Let's do this walking. 37 00:02:10,224 --> 00:02:12,983 OK, just for argument's sake, 38 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:16,185 let's say Doctor Bombay was one of the M*A*S*H surgeons. 39 00:02:16,044 --> 00:02:19,443 I'd still want Hawkeye operating on a perforated aorta! 40 00:02:19,299 --> 00:02:22,419 It's experience that counts. (Think about it.) 41 00:02:23,319 --> 00:02:25,359 (LIGHTNING CRACKS) 42 00:02:26,306 --> 00:02:30,105 Will you hurry up with those dishes, my bubbles are evaporating! 43 00:02:29,944 --> 00:02:32,383 Eric, you're not gonna believe this. 44 00:02:32,279 --> 00:02:35,158 I swear I just saw Commandant Spangler 45 00:02:35,036 --> 00:02:38,675 standing outside the window. That's not even funny, Francis. 46 00:02:38,521 --> 00:02:40,920 Some things you don't joke about, 47 00:02:40,818 --> 00:02:43,897 like that hook-handed maniac! But he was so real! 48 00:02:43,767 --> 00:02:47,446 It was like being back at military school! For a long time 49 00:02:47,290 --> 00:02:51,689 I saw him every time I shut my eyes. We escaped from that hellhole. 50 00:02:51,502 --> 00:02:55,101 We made it out and found better lives for ourselves. 51 00:02:54,948 --> 00:02:57,347 Now let's get these dishes done. 52 00:02:57,245 --> 00:03:00,005 We still have to snake out the toilets. 53 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:06,276 Hey, guys, wait up! 54 00:03:06,167 --> 00:03:08,286 (PANTS) 55 00:03:08,197 --> 00:03:10,277 (CLATTERING) 56 00:03:12,524 --> 00:03:14,643 Hi, I'm Dewey. 57 00:03:14,553 --> 00:03:18,473 (SNIFFS) You smell terrible. I like you. 58 00:03:19,684 --> 00:03:23,523 Maybe you could come home with me. You're not allowed a dog. 59 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:26,639 We want you to be miserable. That's right, son. 60 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:30,099 It's our job to make sure we're as unfair as possible to you. 61 00:03:29,946 --> 00:03:33,865 Don't listen to them, Dewey. I've studied the matter thoroughly 62 00:03:33,699 --> 00:03:37,418 and I'm convinced you can get away with it. All you have to do 63 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:39,260 is hide me. Hm! 64 00:03:40,476 --> 00:03:43,356 I'll call you Marshmallow. 65 00:03:44,727 --> 00:03:48,327 "Tonight's The Night (Gonna Be Alright)" - Rod Stewart 66 00:03:51,045 --> 00:03:53,485 "# Tonight's the night 67 00:03:55,754 --> 00:03:58,754 It's gonna be alright 68 00:03:59,813 --> 00:04:04,812 Cos I love you, girl Ain't nobody gonna 69 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,160 stop us now " 70 00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:12,024 Hal, what are you doing here?! Well, you're off work in five minutes 71 00:04:11,837 --> 00:04:15,636 and I am here to whisk you away for a night of romance. Oh, honey, 72 00:04:15,475 --> 00:04:19,234 that's so sweet but I can't. I've gotta cover for Craig tonight. 73 00:04:19,074 --> 00:04:21,913 Why?! Oh, he's sick as a dog! 74 00:04:21,793 --> 00:04:24,272 He's the biggest faker in the world! 75 00:04:24,167 --> 00:04:27,486 The last time he was out with the flu we saw him 76 00:04:27,345 --> 00:04:32,224 jumping up and down in the window on the Today Show! But I was sick. 77 00:04:32,016 --> 00:04:35,495 You didn't tape that, did you? I set my timer wrong. 78 00:04:35,348 --> 00:04:37,707 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry! 79 00:04:37,607 --> 00:04:40,406 After all the trouble you went through. 80 00:04:40,287 --> 00:04:44,566 No, it's no big deal. Really, it wasn't any trouble. 81 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:47,503 Thanks again for the ride home. 82 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:49,410 Wow. 83 00:04:49,324 --> 00:04:52,643 So this is what it woulda been like to go to my prom. 84 00:04:52,502 --> 00:04:55,141 All I wanted was a nice evening. 85 00:04:55,029 --> 00:04:59,708 I even dug up the wedding vows I never... was able to read to her. 86 00:04:59,510 --> 00:05:02,709 What happened? She went into labour with Francis 87 00:05:02,573 --> 00:05:06,293 in the middle of the ceremony. I was gonna read them to her tonight. 88 00:05:07,321 --> 00:05:10,201 God, now I feel awful. 89 00:05:11,112 --> 00:05:14,431 Don't worry about it, Craig. It's not your fault. 90 00:05:14,290 --> 00:05:17,250 No, I really feel awful. Bleurgh! 91 00:05:18,157 --> 00:05:21,117 (MARSHMALLOW WHIMPERS) 92 00:05:34,010 --> 00:05:36,770 (Sssshhhh.) 93 00:05:38,184 --> 00:05:40,423 (Are you awake?) (WHIMPERING) 94 00:05:40,328 --> 00:05:42,727 Honey, I'm so sorry about tonight. 95 00:05:42,626 --> 00:05:46,225 Listen, tomorrow night I'm gonna fix us such a special dinner. 96 00:05:46,072 --> 00:05:49,991 We'll lock the boys in the garage, open a bottle of wine... 97 00:05:49,824 --> 00:05:55,064 (WHIMPERING) Oh, I know, honey. I know. 98 00:05:57,521 --> 00:06:00,241 (That's all I have.) (WHIMPERS) 99 00:06:05,294 --> 00:06:07,254 (SIGHS) 100 00:06:22,219 --> 00:06:26,138 Is the roast medium rare? Did you put the wine in the fridge? 101 00:06:25,971 --> 00:06:29,490 My roast is perfect. I never knew we had fancy silverware. 102 00:06:29,341 --> 00:06:33,340 When was the last time you used this? The night you were conceived. 103 00:06:33,170 --> 00:06:36,649 Want more details? No! Good. Thank you for your help! 104 00:06:36,501 --> 00:06:39,540 Now get in your room and don't make a peep. 105 00:06:39,412 --> 00:06:41,332 Move! 106 00:06:45,576 --> 00:06:49,176 He's not a dog! He's just pretend! What's for dinner? 107 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:54,769 A dog?! Busted! Please, don't tell Mom! Please! 108 00:06:54,575 --> 00:06:58,294 Do you have a death wish? Just let me have him one night! 109 00:06:58,136 --> 00:07:02,495 Please, please! OK, Dewey, relax. We won't tell. 110 00:07:02,310 --> 00:07:04,829 Thank you! 111 00:07:04,722 --> 00:07:09,601 So when do we tell? As soon as Dad gets home. It'll be funnier. 112 00:07:09,394 --> 00:07:12,393 I couldn't sleep at all last night. Me, too. 113 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:15,865 It's like there's something creepy in the air. < Francis! 114 00:07:17,933 --> 00:07:20,733 Commandant Spangler! (SMASHING) 115 00:07:21,877 --> 00:07:26,756 What are you doing in Alaska? I've come for YOU, Francis. 116 00:07:26,548 --> 00:07:29,827 I've been searching for you for months. 117 00:07:29,688 --> 00:07:31,887 Me? Why? 118 00:07:31,794 --> 00:07:34,233 Why? 119 00:07:34,130 --> 00:07:36,610 Because... 120 00:07:37,538 --> 00:07:42,297 ..after 32 years as an educator and disciplinarian, 121 00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:47,373 your DESERTION stood out as my only failure. 122 00:07:47,149 --> 00:07:49,188 A FAILURE 123 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:53,381 that... haunted my every waking moment. 124 00:07:53,199 --> 00:07:55,518 I began to see YOUR FACE 125 00:07:55,420 --> 00:07:58,739 in those of other young cadets who didn't deserve 126 00:07:58,598 --> 00:08:02,037 the wrath that I poured down on their innocent souls. 127 00:08:01,891 --> 00:08:06,530 There was a lawsuit. Charges were filed. 128 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:08,293 Disgrace. 129 00:08:09,205 --> 00:08:12,044 I can't even remember the fire 130 00:08:11,923 --> 00:08:15,002 but I do remember 131 00:08:14,872 --> 00:08:19,112 the CAUSE! Through all of my suffering... 132 00:08:19,926 --> 00:08:23,925 ..I saw the STUPID grinning face 133 00:08:23,755 --> 00:08:28,834 of the one person responsible for all of my suffering! 134 00:08:28,618 --> 00:08:31,057 Who? 135 00:08:30,954 --> 00:08:32,953 Die! 136 00:08:32,869 --> 00:08:35,068 Die! 137 00:08:34,975 --> 00:08:37,014 Die! 138 00:08:36,928 --> 00:08:41,008 Sir, cut it out, your hooks are cold. (CRIES) 139 00:08:55,131 --> 00:08:58,730 And then Dewey and Marshmallow killed the evil dragon, 140 00:08:58,577 --> 00:09:01,016 rescued the poor little princess 141 00:09:00,913 --> 00:09:03,992 and flew all the way back home. 142 00:09:03,862 --> 00:09:06,661 And they got medals and big red capes 143 00:09:06,542 --> 00:09:08,742 and everybody loved them. 144 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:12,790 (GROANS) Are you OK? (SNIFFS) 145 00:09:15,196 --> 00:09:17,316 Marshmallow! Whoa! 146 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:26,519 Marshmallow, stop! > Boys, I told you to stay in your room! 147 00:09:26,339 --> 00:09:28,899 (Marshmallow, hide!) 148 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:41,070 I don't understand it! An entire roast?! 149 00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:46,247 With your bare hands?! The salad, the potatoes, the green beans! 150 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:49,499 What do you have to say for yourself?! I was hungry. 151 00:09:49,352 --> 00:09:53,151 (Let's tell him about the dog and really nail his coffin shut!) 152 00:09:52,989 --> 00:09:57,268 (Not yet. I have a hunch.) An entire stick... of butter?! 153 00:09:57,087 --> 00:10:00,606 (Now! Let's tell them now.) (Wait for it, wait for it.) 154 00:10:00,456 --> 00:10:04,975 Wait a second. How could you eat... a candle? 155 00:10:04,783 --> 00:10:06,823 I like candles. 156 00:10:07,770 --> 00:10:10,129 I think they're good. That's it! 157 00:10:10,029 --> 00:10:13,749 You are going to the hospital and getting your stomach pumped! 158 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:24,024 Alright, young man,... I think you're empty. Well? 159 00:10:23,776 --> 00:10:27,735 He's fine. We didn't find any candles but we did find some marbles 160 00:10:27,566 --> 00:10:31,165 and the waistband to a pair of underpants. Don't ask. 161 00:10:31,013 --> 00:10:35,212 Thank you, Doctor. Alright, Dewey, this is the end. 162 00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:39,112 You and your brothers are now officially in the red zone. But - 163 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:42,658 Red zone, mister! Tomorrow night I am taking your mother out 164 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:47,059 on an emergency date. It will be a beautiful, romantic evening 165 00:10:46,865 --> 00:10:49,024 that we need very badly 166 00:10:48,933 --> 00:10:52,893 and nothing is going to derail it on penalty of death! 167 00:10:54,026 --> 00:10:55,986 Good. 168 00:10:57,319 --> 00:10:59,839 Do you want your army man? 169 00:11:00,918 --> 00:11:02,597 OK. 170 00:11:02,526 --> 00:11:05,725 So, how's he doin'? I was up with him all night. 171 00:11:05,590 --> 00:11:09,149 He got pretty wild but I think he's doin' better now. 172 00:11:08,998 --> 00:11:11,037 I wanna die! 173 00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:15,389 Why can't I just die?! Stop talking like that, sir. 174 00:11:15,201 --> 00:11:20,040 This is just a momentary setback. I have nothing to live for. 175 00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:22,673 Mother no longer acknowledges me. 176 00:11:22,553 --> 00:11:25,272 I have no friends, no money. 177 00:11:25,157 --> 00:11:28,876 I won't even tell you how I paid for my journey up here. 178 00:11:28,718 --> 00:11:33,558 If it means anything to you, sir,... you taught me how to be a man. 179 00:11:34,423 --> 00:11:37,903 I have no idea who you are. You don't remember me? 180 00:11:38,788 --> 00:11:43,268 After the hell that you put me through, you don't even remember me? 181 00:11:44,111 --> 00:11:47,230 Cadet Dudley? No, Eric! 182 00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:50,296 I just spent the last ten hours cradling you! 183 00:11:50,161 --> 00:11:53,920 Sir, this is because you're not feeling useful. Look, 184 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:58,439 I think I may have found you a job. A what? 185 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:02,319 It'd be with the Interior Department helping the environment. 186 00:12:02,146 --> 00:12:06,145 You would be making a real difference. I can do that. 187 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:09,854 Thank you, son. And, please, thank that girl 188 00:12:09,689 --> 00:12:12,409 for rocking me in her arms all night long. 189 00:12:21,789 --> 00:12:23,749 Bleurgh! 190 00:12:27,801 --> 00:12:32,520 Alright, who's ready for a fantastic night on the town? Oh, Hal! 191 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:36,279 They're beautiful! Just give me two minutes to freshen up 192 00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:38,709 and I'll be ready to roll! 193 00:12:38,599 --> 00:12:41,838 Just stay put, Dewey. You're doing great. 194 00:12:41,701 --> 00:12:44,380 We've been in here for three hours! 195 00:12:44,266 --> 00:12:47,666 Hey, I'm just looking out for your best interests. 196 00:12:49,015 --> 00:12:52,654 Dad just came home. Let's tell 'em now so it ruins their date. 197 00:12:52,499 --> 00:12:56,578 Or we can wait till they come home and they might be drunk. True. 198 00:12:56,405 --> 00:12:59,884 Alright, boys, your father and I are leaving now. 199 00:12:59,736 --> 00:13:03,455 I've left you the number for the restaurant. If we get a call, 200 00:13:03,297 --> 00:13:07,336 it better be from the coroner. Nothing is gonna ruin this night! 201 00:13:07,165 --> 00:13:11,645 My lady,... your carriage awaits. (BOTH GIGGLE) 202 00:13:14,823 --> 00:13:18,342 Well, I'm outta here. Back at ten? Sounds good. 203 00:13:18,192 --> 00:13:22,031 Dewey, you and your dopey dog are on your own for an hour or two! 204 00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:25,267 Nope. Why? Did something happen to the dog? 205 00:13:25,123 --> 00:13:28,963 Oh, he's fine. He's just busy destroying your comic books. What?! 206 00:13:32,628 --> 00:13:34,987 (BARKS / GROWLS) 207 00:13:34,887 --> 00:13:38,606 That's it! You're getting rid of that thing right now! 208 00:13:38,449 --> 00:13:41,528 And you're gonna pay for this! I don't think so. 209 00:13:41,397 --> 00:13:43,636 Oh, I think so! (BARKS) 210 00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:45,701 (SNARLS) 211 00:13:47,715 --> 00:13:49,955 Sit. (GROWLS) 212 00:13:51,085 --> 00:13:53,325 I wasn't talking to him. 213 00:14:00,701 --> 00:14:04,580 Ever since the day I was born you guys have been torturing me. 214 00:14:04,415 --> 00:14:08,334 I remember you trying to switch me for another baby at the park. 215 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:12,006 I remember you telling me the tooth fairy was a vampire. 216 00:14:11,843 --> 00:14:16,802 I remember every booger sandwich, every stink hat,... 217 00:14:16,592 --> 00:14:21,111 Dewey, we're sorry! ..every waffle butt, every Chester Backster 218 00:14:20,918 --> 00:14:25,197 and every purple nurple! And now you're going to pay. 219 00:14:25,016 --> 00:14:27,815 (BARKS) Dewey, this isn't gonna work. 220 00:14:27,696 --> 00:14:31,095 Mom and Dad'll be home soon, that dog will be gone, 221 00:14:30,951 --> 00:14:34,390 you'll be in trouble and we'll kick your ass for ten years! 222 00:14:34,244 --> 00:14:38,044 I know. So we'd better get started. What do you want? 223 00:14:39,528 --> 00:14:41,527 Everything. 224 00:14:41,443 --> 00:14:43,522 I want everything. 225 00:14:43,434 --> 00:14:48,193 Hal, this place is beautiful! It's so romantic! 226 00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:51,309 Everything is fabulous! Yes, it is fabulous. 227 00:14:51,169 --> 00:14:54,928 They have your favourite - oysters! We'll have to order those. 228 00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:59,247 Actually, I had a big batch of oysters for lunch. You did? 229 00:14:59,057 --> 00:15:02,816 Where did you get oysters? A guy has a cart outside the building. 230 00:15:02,656 --> 00:15:07,575 Besides, I am dying to try this plain broth. They're famous for it. 231 00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:10,805 For their broth? Is that your friend from work? 232 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:13,658 Who? That fat old man? Never mind. 233 00:15:13,531 --> 00:15:16,530 I'm just so excited to be here. Excuse me. 234 00:15:16,403 --> 00:15:21,042 (Could you turn the air conditioning 10 to 15 degrees colder?) 235 00:15:20,844 --> 00:15:23,203 OK. 236 00:15:23,104 --> 00:15:25,463 OK. Hal, 237 00:15:25,363 --> 00:15:28,562 what are you up to? I'll never tell! (LAUGHS) 238 00:15:28,426 --> 00:15:33,426 I love this! I'm having such a great time. Me, too. 239 00:15:34,399 --> 00:15:37,198 Excuse me. 240 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:40,039 Hurry back. 241 00:15:39,913 --> 00:15:42,792 (SHIVERS) 242 00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:45,589 Oh, excuse me, I need your help! 243 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:48,265 Here, here's $20. Go and buy me some medicine, 244 00:15:48,146 --> 00:15:51,745 some cold medicine, and serve it to me in a champagne glass. 245 00:15:51,592 --> 00:15:54,592 But I - Just stop talking and go! (SHIVERS) 246 00:15:55,536 --> 00:15:57,576 Pencils down. 247 00:15:58,485 --> 00:16:01,565 Who wants to read their essay first? 248 00:16:02,926 --> 00:16:06,805 Marshmallow, why don't you choose? 249 00:16:06,641 --> 00:16:10,440 (BARKS) "50 reasons why Dewey is the greatest brother 250 00:16:10,278 --> 00:16:14,277 in the history of the universe and I'm a worthless junk of garbage." 251 00:16:14,108 --> 00:16:17,787 Is that what we were supposed to be writing about?! 252 00:16:17,630 --> 00:16:19,789 From the top. "50 reasons 253 00:16:19,698 --> 00:16:24,538 why Dewey is the greatest brother -" Stop! Something's not right. 254 00:16:26,859 --> 00:16:28,859 Wait! 255 00:16:30,075 --> 00:16:32,314 There. 256 00:16:32,219 --> 00:16:34,378 Continue. (DOORBELL CHIMES) 257 00:16:34,287 --> 00:16:37,046 Nobody move. (KNOCK AT DOOR) 258 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:42,128 Hello! I know someone's home! I saw shapes moving on the curtains! 259 00:16:41,907 --> 00:16:43,906 Marshmallow, guard! 260 00:16:43,822 --> 00:16:45,861 (GROWLS) 261 00:16:45,774 --> 00:16:48,933 Is your dad home? No. They went to a restaurant 262 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:52,678 but they said you should go over - I came to drop off some pants. 263 00:16:52,514 --> 00:16:55,513 They got - Craig, help! Help us, please! 264 00:16:55,386 --> 00:16:58,466 Dewey's gone crazy! He's holding us prisoner! 265 00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:04,498 I'm sorry you had to see this. (MARSHMALLOW GROWLS) 266 00:17:05,418 --> 00:17:08,618 "Number 12, his twinkling eyes." 267 00:17:09,553 --> 00:17:11,832 To us. To us. 268 00:17:11,736 --> 00:17:17,015 You know, Lois... 'Don't pass out! No, no, keep it together!' 269 00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:19,389 'Smile, smile! Laugh!' 270 00:17:19,279 --> 00:17:22,638 (BOTH LAUGH) 'You're going to throw up.' 271 00:17:22,496 --> 00:17:27,015 'OK, if it comes to it, aim for the ice bucket!' (BOTH LAUGH) 272 00:17:26,823 --> 00:17:29,822 We're stinky and evil, we're dumb and sarcastic 273 00:17:29,695 --> 00:17:32,974 While Dewey, in contrast, is super fantastic 274 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,913 That's why Dewey is king 275 00:17:34,826 --> 00:17:37,425 Why Dewey is king 276 00:17:37,315 --> 00:17:41,354 Hey, it's haircut time! Think of your favourite stooge 277 00:17:41,182 --> 00:17:44,861 and I'll be right back. Marshmallow, if anyone moves, eat them. 278 00:17:44,705 --> 00:17:48,864 (GROWLS) This is insane. We've got to do something. 279 00:17:48,687 --> 00:17:50,886 I'm Mo. We don't have a choice. 280 00:17:50,793 --> 00:17:54,912 On the count of three, we'll split up and all run for different doors. 281 00:17:54,737 --> 00:17:59,056 He might get one of us. Yeah, but two of us will get away and get help. 282 00:17:58,873 --> 00:18:02,672 I'm willing if you are, I can't sing any more. Ready? 283 00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:04,509 On three. 284 00:18:04,425 --> 00:18:06,504 One, 285 00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:08,495 two,... three! 286 00:18:08,407 --> 00:18:12,126 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! (BARKS) 287 00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:15,967 Good dog! No, no! (SNARLS) (SHOUTS) Aaaaaaargh! 288 00:18:15,797 --> 00:18:19,116 Craig's a good guy. He always comes through for us. 289 00:18:18,975 --> 00:18:23,414 I couldn't find any rusty scissors, so we're gonna have to use - 290 00:18:23,226 --> 00:18:26,145 Where is he? He should've been back by now. 291 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:29,701 Look, my palms are sweating! Would you calm down? Here he comes. 292 00:18:32,033 --> 00:18:37,153 So? (SLURRED) For some reason, I was fired. 293 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:42,078 (CRASH!) I don't believe it, he's drunk again! 294 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:45,311 Face it, Francis, there's no hope for this guy. 295 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,966 The only thing that ever made him happy 296 00:18:47,847 --> 00:18:52,287 was bullying helpless students. Without that he's nothing. 297 00:18:53,246 --> 00:18:56,525 You call that a collage? 298 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,905 It is an insult to the craft! 299 00:18:58,798 --> 00:19:03,437 I can see paste coming up over the top of the Popsicle stick! 300 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,879 Sorry, I have arthritis. That's it. 301 00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:09,367 You have just lost pudding for the whole group. 302 00:19:10,324 --> 00:19:15,124 Feel free to thank Mrs Meekitjuk after I leave. 303 00:19:20,433 --> 00:19:22,913 I feel like dancing. Me, too. 304 00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:51,670 Darling, there's something I've wanted to say to you 305 00:19:51,526 --> 00:19:53,925 for the longest time. Uh-huh? 306 00:19:53,823 --> 00:19:56,742 I have to go to the hospital. 307 00:19:56,618 --> 00:20:01,458 Oh, Hal, you don't know how happy that makes me! 308 00:20:03,204 --> 00:20:05,523 What do you think, one more can? 309 00:20:05,425 --> 00:20:07,744 No, we don't wanna spoil him. 310 00:20:07,646 --> 00:20:11,005 Besides, he probably has to go to the bathroom now. 311 00:20:10,863 --> 00:20:15,662 Who wants to go out in the front yard? I'll remember this, too. 312 00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:18,257 "And how can words describe how I feel 313 00:20:18,138 --> 00:20:20,617 on this, the day of our marriage?" 314 00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:23,591 "You are my day, my night, the sun in my sky." 315 00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:26,299 "You are the Duran to my Duran." 316 00:20:26,179 --> 00:20:28,578 Oh, Hal! 317 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,956 "Her name is Lois and she dances on the sand, 318 00:20:31,808 --> 00:20:35,528 just like that river twisting through a dusty land." 319 00:20:35,578 --> 00:20:40,128 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 26018

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