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Argh!
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Fine! I'll go to
parent-teacher night.
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"Boss of Me" -
They Might Be Giants
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Hello? Hey, Stevie.
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The usual. We're on punishment.
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We had the eggs, we had
the golf clubs, what d'you expect?
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Whoa! Really?
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I want that thing spotless! I want
to be able to lick the bricks.
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When you gonna lick the bricks?
I want you to lick the bricks.
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I'll lick the bricks right now.
This is your last day of punishment. You want one day more?
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Alright, alright!
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Oh!
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Stevie's dad got three extra tickets
to the Demolition Derby!
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Cool! That's not the best part!
We get the handicapped seats in the front!
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Mom, can we go to
the Demolition Derby tomorrow?
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Demolition Derby?
What? You wanna go tomorrow?
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Yeah. Why not?
Our punishment's over tonight.
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Think we may have something planned
for tomorrow? The Demolition Derby.
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Or could it be that tomorrow is
your father's birthday?!
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Oh. We talked about this!
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Maybe Dad can come with us. Yeah, we
could get him a ticket as a present.
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You're not going anywhere!
You're staying at home
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and we're gonna throw your father
a party like we talked about!
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I have something very special
planned. Like what?
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It's none of your business. It's
a surprise. I can't believe you!
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You have to be forced into
celebrating your father's birthday?!
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You should be ashamed of yourselves!
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You don't have to yell, we can hear
you just fine if you talk in a normal tone of voice.
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I'm OK with the present system.
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Get back to work.
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I'm not OK with the present system!
How does she make me say things like that?
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Oh, my God! What is it?
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Francis is coming home.
Really? You're kidding!
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No, this is his itinerary.
He gets in tomorrow.
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I hope this doesn't ruin Mom's plan.
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This is Mom's plan!
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Why didn't she tell us?
Because it's a surprise for Dad!
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And if we blow her secret,
Mom is gonna kill us!
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So we just need to keep our mouths
shut and finish our work. Right.
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Come on, Dewey, you call this clean?
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(TELEVISION BLARES)
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Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday, dear Dad
Happy birthday to you
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(TURNS TELEVISION ON)
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"You've never seen anything like this
before."
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"The Demolition Derby comes to
the fairground tonight at 8:00."
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"Doctor Bob Edwards
and his '76 station wagon."
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"Aw, damn, destruction, mayhem,
big cash prizes."
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"Winner takes home $150!"
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"..prohibited on the third ring."
"Come if you dare!"
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This is so unfair!
Dad has tonnes of birthdays,
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but there's only one
Demolition Derby.
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We never get to do anything good!
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Well, at least Francis will be here.
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"..and his '76 station wagon.
Oh, damn!"
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Ah!
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Not bad.
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Still have a little snap in my skin.
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For the love of God,
what did you do to me?
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What do you mean?
All those situps I did,
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all those miles I ran every morning
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and this is how you repay me,
by looking like hell?!
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You think I look bad? Please!
The crow's feet, the turkey neck?
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OK, a few years have gone by,
there's been a little wear and tear.
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Wear and tear?!
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You look like a puppet of yourself
made out of cottage cheese!
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What are you talking about?
Check out the pant melons!
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They still do the trick.
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Sure, it's magnificent.
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But you won't be able to
coast on that forever.
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I postdate cheques to the power
company all the time, why is that suddenly such a big deal?
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(I'm a little short because
I spend a lot of money to surprise my husband for his birthday.)
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But next month...
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No, it was a special circumstance.
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Look, can I speak with
your supervisor?
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No, don't put me on ho...!
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Damn! Oops, lemme get those.
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Oh, there's one.
Yes, I'm still holding.
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Do you have to stay on the phone?
Give me a minute, they're threatening to cut off the power.
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It's a 24-hour number, you can call
them back. No, I can't! (You can!)
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There was a time when I didn't have
to ask for your attention!
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What? Yes, I'm still...
I wanted the supervisor!
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A man likes to be noticed
when he walks in a room, Lois!
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Boys, would you leave the room
so your father and I can talk? No!
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Excuse me? I'm not leaving!
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You guys just chase us out whenever
you want without even asking us!
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I'm tired of it! Watching TV is
the only thing to do in this house
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that's actually fun!
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So you're left with two choices!
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You can either fight somewhere else
or get us a TV for our room!
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There's no reasoning with
that woman.
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I thought you made some good points.
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It doesn't matter, she doesn't
listen. It's like talking to a wall.
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(LAUGHS)
Hey, that's what we're doing.
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Just relax,
it's only for a couple of hours.
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When Francis gets home,
they'll forget all about it. We can get through this.
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We've been waiting for 20 minutes,
Lois, when can we eat?
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Hal, we have to wait for
the ice cream to loosen up.
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You know you like it soft.
No, I don't.
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Yes, you do.
In fact, so do we. We all do.
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Since when? Since yesterday.
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What happened yesterday? Dad, just
be patient. This isn't a witch hunt.
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Just calm down, and whatever happens
is gonna happen.
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What are you talking about?
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What I'm trying to say is we're
gonna get through this together.
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As a family.
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And as individuals.
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In this great country where we live.
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(DOORBELL) Thank God!
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Come on, Hal! What...?
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What are you doing?
Giving you your present!
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Ta-da! Happy birthday, Dad!
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Francis! Oh, my God, it's Francis!
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(LAUGHS) Oh, look at you! Come here!
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I can't believe it!
How long are you staying?
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A few days. You surprised?
Surprised? I'm, I'm, I'm in shock!
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You should be!
I've been planning this for months!
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Thank you! Happy birthday, honey.
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Well, hold on,
I got another surprise for you.
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Oh! (CHUCKLES)
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Everybody, this is Piama.
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She's my wife.
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We're married. Hi.
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I was gonna tell you over the phone
and then I thought,
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why not bring her down here
and surprise you!
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You're married?
Piama and I are husband and wife. We got married last week.
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Last week?
Francis, who is this woman?
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She's my wife. Her name is Piama.
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Hello.
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Well, come on,
isn't anyone gonna congratulate us?
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What? For getting married.
That's what families do.
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I think I'm gonna be sick. Come on,
Mom, at least try and be happy!
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This is a hell of a thing to dump
in my lap on your father's birthday!
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Yeah, it's all about you, Mom.
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Excuse me for thinking my family
would be excited to meet my wife!
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I can't believe you guys!
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Come on, Francis, it's not
their fault. What d'you expect?
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You could've called ahead of time.
Boys, go to your room!
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What? We're on your side!
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I said go!
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How long have you known each other?
You never mentioned her.
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I only met her a month ago. Today.
Happy anniversary.
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Plus we had the whole bus ride down.
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A month? (LAUGHS) I misjudged you!
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That's the longest you've ever stuck
with anything in your life!
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Congratulations,
you outlasted his paper route!
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Lady, you don't want to
stick your hand in my face.
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Hey, everybody calm down. We are
calm! It's Mom's who's flipping out!
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Oh, Francis, I haven't even started
to flip out!
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Why can't you be happy?!
We're supposed to be happy?
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You behave like this,
after all we've done for you?!
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I'm confused! Are we talking about
the years of psychological abuse
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or sending me to military school?!
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This family sucks. They don't care
about us, they don't listen to us!
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Let's get outta here.
To the Demolition Derby?
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No, let's really get outta here
and get away from these people.
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Where are we gonna go?
Wherever this takes us.
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I snagged it out of Dad's wallet
this morning. You knew we'd need it?
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Er,... yeah.
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I'm in. Yeah, but... ..into a pulp
and throw me in the trash!
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Why do I even try? You've been
nothing but a problem since...
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Let's go.
He's trying to explain it to you,
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if you'd listen to him for once!
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Why are you talking?
Why are you talking?!
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Can we just stop this?!
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Let's get in the car
and go for a drive to cool off.
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We can still have a nice party.
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Oh, we are long past
having a nice party!
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As usual, Francis has taken
something that should've been sweet and ruined it!
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Don't pin this on me, I'm completely
willing to have a party right now!
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Oh, you want to have a party?
Happy damn birthday!
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Hey, why don't we all have
some cake?
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We don't want to be a part of this
family any more, we're leaving!
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Oh, great,
here we go with the dramatics!
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Who else wants cake?!
Thank you. You're welcome.
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Who wants some delicious damn cake?
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Can Piama have a rose? Why not?
There's plenty to go around!
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I'm the one who broke the ice maker
last year!
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Why do you have to ruin everything?!
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Well, I learned from the best, Mom!
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Wow! I've never been in a hotel
this fancy before.
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00:11:18,953 --> 00:11:21,312
This isn't a hotel, Dewey,
it's our new home.
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OK, lemme do all the talking.
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May I help you?
My dad called in a reservation.
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OK.
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There you are. As soon as your dad
signs this, you're all set.
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Oh! He's out at the car,
but we can take care of it.
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If you wanna have a seat,
we'll just wait for your dad.
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Could we speed this along? My little
brother isn't feeling very well.
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00:11:44,462 --> 00:11:47,861
Yeah. My dad's gonna be a while.
He's cleaning up Dewey's sick.
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I'm sorry, but an adult
needs to sign for the room.
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Look, he's really sick.
He could blow any second.
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He doesn't look that sick to me.
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(RETCHES)
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Dewey, that was amazing!
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I'm hungry. I bet you are.
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How do you guys want your steaks?
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Shall we look in the park?
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00:12:17,515 --> 00:12:20,075
Nobody goes there
since they put the lights in.
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Oh!
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Why didn't you tell us you were
getting married? It happened kinda fast.
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How can you know anyone in a month?
Dad, I knew in a minute.
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Trust me, Piama is the one.
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She's a little fiery, but she's also
kind and funny and completely real.
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You just haven't gotten to know her.
And who's fault is that?
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I know, but that's why I brought
her, so you'd all get to know her!
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It wasn't supposed to turn into
the Apocalypse!
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And what about you and Mom?
You got married pretty quick.
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Yes, but I was a few years older,
I'd already been with a lot of...
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I had lived a full life.
So you were older.
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I just ran into the right person for
me a little earlier than you did.
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Once you meet that person, why wait?
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Huh? Why not do it if I'm sure?
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Should I not do it
cos my family's not sure?
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It wouldn't matter if the wedding
was next week or 10 years from now,
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you and Mom would've had a problem
with it.
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All my life -
I would've come, Francis. What?
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If you had invited me,
I would've come.
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Really?
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I'm sorry.
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Didn't I tell you
flowers were a great idea?
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OK, we're all set.
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You have the Plaza burger,
the main lobster,
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the porterhouse, large French fries
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and the complete dessert cart.
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00:13:50,739 --> 00:13:53,978
Your parents have an interesting
taste in food. Yeah, they do.
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Actually, I'm gonna need
one of your parents to sign that.
229
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I left the tip blank, why don't you
put in what you think is fair?
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Bon appetit.
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00:14:05,561 --> 00:14:07,800
Dewey, your dinner's here!
232
00:14:07,706 --> 00:14:09,986
There you go, Reese.
Thank you, Malcolm.
233
00:14:10,923 --> 00:14:14,082
So this is what a $24 hamburger
looks like.
234
00:14:13,949 --> 00:14:16,388
I thought it'd be as big as my head.
235
00:14:16,285 --> 00:14:19,204
Ah! Why don't we have a jacuzzi tub
at home?
236
00:14:19,081 --> 00:14:21,080
Because that would make us happy.
237
00:14:20,996 --> 00:14:24,235
Forget about that place.
Tonight, this is our home.
238
00:14:24,098 --> 00:14:27,417
You got a lobster? Yes.
I think I deserve a lobster.
239
00:14:27,277 --> 00:14:29,396
We all deserve something nice
for once.
240
00:14:29,307 --> 00:14:31,626
Whoa! This dinner was expensive.
241
00:14:31,529 --> 00:14:34,729
I wonder what Dad's credit limit is?
242
00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:38,130
Let's find out.
243
00:14:46,466 --> 00:14:48,786
They should be home with the boys
soon.
244
00:14:51,981 --> 00:14:54,781
How's your tea? Fine, thank you.
245
00:14:57,075 --> 00:14:59,515
Sugar? No, thanks.
246
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,680
That's a pretty bracelet. Thank you.
247
00:15:07,570 --> 00:15:11,329
What kinda stone is that?
Turquoise. Francis got it for me.
248
00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:13,090
Oh.
249
00:15:17,413 --> 00:15:20,332
How was your flight?
We took the bus.
250
00:15:20,209 --> 00:15:24,088
I guess that's what Francis did with
the money I sent for his plane fare.
251
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:27,964
Plus the bracelet. (CHUCKLES)
Let's talk about something else.
252
00:15:28,214 --> 00:15:30,613
Francis isn't the screw-up
you think he is.
253
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:33,391
Really? Did you know he works
16 hours a day at his job
254
00:15:33,269 --> 00:15:36,308
and he still built a wheelchair ramp
for my uncle?
255
00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:38,979
In fact - I don't think
we should talk about Francis.
256
00:15:38,861 --> 00:15:41,660
Why not?
He's my husband and your son.
257
00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:44,661
He and I have a very long
and complicated history together
258
00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:46,929
that I don't feel like explaining
to you.
259
00:15:46,828 --> 00:15:49,947
Admit it, you don't like me.
260
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:53,374
I don't even know you.
Well, what would you like to know?
261
00:15:53,224 --> 00:15:56,983
I'm 19,
my mom ran off when I was three
262
00:15:56,824 --> 00:16:00,903
and my dad kicked me out when I was
14 because I threw out his liquor.
263
00:16:00,731 --> 00:16:04,410
I've been married once before,
no kids, thank God,
264
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:08,614
and last year I spent three weeks
in jail, but it wasn't my fault.
265
00:16:08,429 --> 00:16:13,469
Will you stop this? You can't stand
for someone in your fancy family to marry beneath him.
266
00:16:14,481 --> 00:16:18,720
What? Just because I'm not
all classy like you.
267
00:16:18,541 --> 00:16:21,700
Classy? You think I'm classy?
268
00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:25,205
Don't laugh at me. I'm sorry,
it's just this is a first.
269
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:28,572
I hate to break it to you,
but I am not classy. Oh, yeah.
270
00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:32,118
I guess what you call class,
I call manners.
271
00:16:36,274 --> 00:16:40,113
I came down here
hoping to get along with you.
272
00:16:39,951 --> 00:16:42,551
But you're not gonna let that happen.
273
00:16:45,121 --> 00:16:48,041
You might be surprised at
what I'd let happen.
274
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:52,188
So,...
275
00:16:52,092 --> 00:16:54,092
..what's gonna happen?
276
00:16:55,003 --> 00:16:59,363
I don't know. What is gonna happen?
277
00:17:00,901 --> 00:17:03,700
(DOOR OPENS) Good news!
278
00:17:03,582 --> 00:17:05,661
The boys stole my credit card!
279
00:17:05,574 --> 00:17:08,254
We just have to call
the credit card company and...
280
00:17:09,557 --> 00:17:11,837
Why don't...?
Let me show you my tree house.
281
00:17:19,975 --> 00:17:24,854
About time! We called for chocolate
syrup, like, 30 minutes ago!
282
00:17:24,648 --> 00:17:27,607
(GASPS) Argh!
283
00:17:27,482 --> 00:17:29,481
Hello, Malcolm.
284
00:17:29,397 --> 00:17:31,637
(GROANS) Hi, Mom, hi, Dad.
285
00:17:33,418 --> 00:17:36,818
Beat it, Vicky.
We'll finish the cuffs later.
286
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,662
OK, boys, get your things,
we're going home.
287
00:17:42,534 --> 00:17:44,573
No! We're not going back there!
288
00:17:44,487 --> 00:17:46,406
You can't stay here for ever.
289
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:50,325
What you gonna do,
live under a bridge and steal food out of dumpsters?
290
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,915
We're not going home!
291
00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:55,160
We've had it with the way
you treat us and all the yelling!
292
00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:57,099
You are a terrible influence on us!
293
00:17:57,012 --> 00:17:59,971
All you ever do is scream!
And order us around!
294
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,085
Something's wrong with this family!
295
00:18:01,991 --> 00:18:05,830
Families should have some way of
communicating besides yelling!
296
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:08,666
OK, everybody, calm down.
297
00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:10,579
I understand what you're saying,
298
00:18:10,493 --> 00:18:13,332
I am not gonna yell,
I am not gonna scream.
299
00:18:13,213 --> 00:18:17,172
We are capable of talking about this
without raising our voices.
300
00:18:17,004 --> 00:18:21,443
Now, boys, I want you to understand
I'm sorry about what happened.
301
00:18:21,256 --> 00:18:24,455
But you have to understand
I get a little emotional
302
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,319
when I learn that my oldest son
303
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:29,554
was acting like an idiot
and throwing his life away.
304
00:18:29,414 --> 00:18:31,334
Now, that doesn't mean...
305
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:38,565
Stop talking about him like that!
Francis is my heart!
306
00:18:45,768 --> 00:18:49,647
OK, we're even! Everyone's fine
and there's no need for escalation!
307
00:18:49,483 --> 00:18:51,642
Isn't it beautiful
when things work out?
308
00:18:51,552 --> 00:18:54,991
It's gone pretty well, considering
we got off to a rocky start.
309
00:18:54,845 --> 00:18:57,484
We couldn't have asked for
a better ending.
310
00:18:57,373 --> 00:19:00,813
Get your wife out of my sight!
311
00:19:03,999 --> 00:19:06,479
(She called you my wife,
that's progress.)
312
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,377
So Dad's birthday wasn't that bad
after all.
313
00:19:12,272 --> 00:19:15,391
He got a new back shaver,
we got to eat cake cut by a knife
314
00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:17,699
and Mom has promised
not to yell at us any more.
315
00:19:17,596 --> 00:19:20,995
Bye, Francis. Bye, Malcolm.
Happy birthday, Dad.
316
00:19:20,852 --> 00:19:22,691
Thanks, son.
317
00:19:22,613 --> 00:19:24,652
Piama. Lois.
318
00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:27,246
Any time you want to finish
our little talk...
319
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:30,612
I'd like that.
Maybe I'll come for a visit.
320
00:19:30,465 --> 00:19:32,424
Maybe I'll come back down here.
321
00:19:32,342 --> 00:19:34,621
Any time, any place.
322
00:19:34,525 --> 00:19:36,364
Er,... yeah. OK. Bye.
323
00:19:36,287 --> 00:19:39,886
(DEWEY SCREAMS)
Get back, you little weasel!
324
00:19:39,734 --> 00:19:42,054
Reese!
325
00:19:50,688 --> 00:19:53,287
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
it's all my fault!
326
00:19:53,177 --> 00:19:55,257
I'll clean my room
and do all my homework!
327
00:19:56,203 --> 00:19:59,003
We may wanna go back to
the old system.
328
00:19:59,053 --> 00:20:03,603
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