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- What are you doing?
- We've started showering in gym class.
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Yes, no
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Maybe
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I don't know
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Can you repeat the question
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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And you're not so big
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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And you're not so big
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Life is unfair
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(BELCHES) Could you pass the peas,
please? (ALL LAUGH)
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(BELCHES) Thank you.
(ALL LAUGH)
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(BELCHES) You're welcome.
(ALL LAUGH) Hal?
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(BELCHES) Alright, boys.
That's enough. (ALL LAUGH)
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(FARTS)
(ALL LAUGH)
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For once could we have
a civilised conversation during dinner free of sound effects?
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It's not asking too much for us to
have some nice dinner conversation.
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Malcolm, how was school?
History class was cool.
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Tell us about it. Jimmy Perkins
kicked the crap out of Fred Nason.
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He beat up Fred Nason? He's huge!
Fred knocked Jimmy's hat off
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and Jimmy punched him in the face
five times in a row in a second!
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Fred fell and he started hitting him.
It was way cool!
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Jimmy Perkins is crazy. I told you,
crazy beats big every time.
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(FARTS)
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(ALL LAUGH HYSTERICALLY)
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So, how was your day, dear?
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Hey, how's Alaska? Where are you?
You were meant to be here already!
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No-one will pick me up, I ran out
of money and had to work for a week.
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There's a serial killer loose
in Idaho who looks just like me.
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I don't know how much longer they'll
hold the job. "I'm almost there!"
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Do I take the provincial highway 99
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or the 27 to provincial highway 12?
What?! I'm near to British Columbia.
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I'm in Bellingham, Washington.
Francis, you're 2,000 miles away!
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What?! No way! I've just exchanged
all my money for Alaskan dollars!
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There's no such thing
as Alaskan dollars! Sir!
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Are you almost finished with that?
What have you got in mind?
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Will you watch the boys next Tuesday
night? I've joined a book club.
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You don't wanna do that. I joined
a record club. They hounded me for years. It's not that sort of club.
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This is women from school.
Adults discussing books.
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Oh. I live in a house filled
with boys. I listen to boy talk
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and boy noises. I need
to spend some time with females.
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Mmm-hmm. When I see them they invite
me to do things and I never go.
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Yeah?
I need to do this for my sanity.
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Yeah. (CHUCKLES) Yes! Yes.
Are you even listening to me?
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Of course I am. Here's what I think.
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It's a great idea. It's about time
you did something like this.
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You have a brilliant and beautiful
mind that needs challenging.
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I hope those women
can keep up with you.
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Make a wish.
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I left the phone number on the
counter. The dishes are in the sink.
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The batteries from the remote are in
the smoke alarm. Just for tonight!
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Will you relax, honey? You're off
the clock! This is your night out!
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Just enjoy yourself, huh? Yeah, Mom.
Stop worrying. Have fun.
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Take the garbage cans
to the kerb tonight. Stop worrying! Go have some fun!
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Now? No, let's let Mom
get a few blocks away.
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Right. This could be a trick.
What are you talking about?
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We've got fireworks buried outside.
We'll dig them up while Mom's gone.
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Tracy Hines is having a party.
We're not invited. Our justice will be swift but fair.
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We'll be fine!
'I don't want to screw this up.'
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'Lois needs time to herself.
She deserves a night out.'
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'She'll have fun
and will come home happy.'
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'I just have to keep the boys under
control. What am I talking about?'
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'They're good kids. What am
I talking about? They're monsters!'
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'They'll destroy everything and then
ruin Lois's night! Then she'll feel
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like we can't be trusted on our own!
She'll never want a night out again
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and it will all be my fault!'
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We're going out back.
You're not going anywhere!
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Stay in your room all night
with the door shut! Now go! Go!
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Hmmm! This cheddar is wonderful!
It is good.
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So, I really liked the book!
Really?
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Oh, Karen,
let's have some more wine!
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The voice of the narrator was
shifted from character to character.
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Oh, I'll just have to take your word
on that. I didn't read the book.
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Oh, was anyone else confused
by those flashbacks?
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Am I the only one who read the book?
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Actually, Lois, we don't make it
mandatory to read the book.
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What?
I mean, we're all busy.
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That shouldn't prevent us
from enjoying a relaxing evening once in a while.
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Lois, don't you feel you deserve
one night away from the bickering,
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the yelling and the TV blaring? Away
from all the stupid little problems
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that can't seem to be solved
without you?
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A little more.
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Thank you! Thank you for stopping!
I'm glad to. The name's Roy.
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Francis. It's freezing! I've been
standing there for six hours!
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People were flipping me off as they
drove by. Why would they do that?
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How far are you going?
Mamu.
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I'm going to Green River. I can take
you almost the whole way. Really?
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It's taken me the last 3 days
to get 20 miles! Thank you.
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You OK? Yeah, it's just...
people aren't very nice!
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You want some coffee?
(SOBS) Yes!
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My Mom and I were screaming
at each other. She's finding time
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to tell the cab driver which route
to take! She's a control freak!
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She sounds like she's afraid. What
would my mom have to be afraid of?
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If she doesn't control every aspect
of her life or the lives of the ones
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she cares about that horrible things
will happen. What horrible things?
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Her oldest son moving 5,000 miles
away from her.
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Alright, you got me there.
You're pretty smart.
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I'm on the road 18 hours a day.
Gives me a lot of time to think
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about things, people,
why they do the things they do.
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I'm a wannabe psychiatrist.
I'm glad to be out.
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I've got a line that I won't cross.
If anybody tries to push me
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across it, I'm gone.
Everybody's got a line.
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But what's interesting is everyone's
line is different. It moves.
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Look at your situation here. It is
freezing cold, there's no other cars
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on the road... Hypothetically,
if I said put on a curly red wig
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or I'll throw you out, are you
gonna go back out into the cold?
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That's ridiculous!
You can't use a silly example...
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You're kidding?
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OK!
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You haven't made a sound in half
an hour! What's going on in here?
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Nothing.
I expect perfect behaviour tonight.
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If you try anything,
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ANYTHING AT ALL, I will be on you
like a rainbow on an oil slick!
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'Good. You sent them a message.
Fired the shot across their bow.'
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'Now they know who's in charge!'
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Maybe I was too harsh. If the boys
push back they might do something
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ten times worse and spoil everything
for Lois! 'Don't go soft!'
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'All these boys understand
is the iron fist!'
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No, I need to get them on my side!
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Dewey, be lookout while we dig up the
fireworks. What's going on with Dad?
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Maybe he's dealing with
something at work.
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I hope he'll be OK. At his age
carrying around that tension
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can't be good for you.
Oh! Dad's here! Who wants ice cream?
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I come home after work after
a ten-hour shift and I see my boys
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and they're covered with grass
and paint and all they can say is,
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"Where's dinner?"
(ALL MURMUR IN AGREEMENT)
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Too much is expected of us.
Our society is just so screwed up.
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30 years ago you could just at least
pick something and go with it.
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A housewife, a career woman, sex
slave. But now you're supposed to do everything and it's impossible!
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Unless you're Lillian Miller.
(ALL) Yeah!
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If it weren't for me my family would
be living in trees, eating berries.
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Do they appreciate what I do
for them? Nooooo!
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Lillian's family surprised her
with a trip to Spain! No kidding!
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I discovered a two-inch-long hair
growing out of my shoulder. How long
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has it been there? I don't have time
to put myself right in the morning.
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Lillian Miller brought 20 home-made
cakes to the school-bake sale.
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I had those!
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They were delicious!
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The woman just cooks like a god
but she never puts on a pound!
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You can't be 45
and still be a size 2!
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Those are sizes for children!
And Lillian!
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Ladies, I just realised something.
Society isn't making us miserable.
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Hell, we're society!
(ALL CHEER IN AGREEMENT)
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No, no! Every single one
of our problems can be traced back
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to that tight-assed overachieving
marathon-running master chef...
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..Lillian Miller!
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Mademoiselle from Armentieres,
Parlez-vous
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Mademoiselle from Armentieres,
Parlez-vous
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She got the palm
and the croix de guerre
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For washing soldiers' underwear
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Inky dinky, parlez-vous...
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What?
It's hinky dinky parlez-vous.
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That's what I said. You said inky
dinky. You've got to start over.
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I'm not starting over. It's
freezing! I can barely feel my lips!
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Mademoiselle from Armentieres,
Parlez-vous
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Parlez-... #
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Thanks for the ice-cream, Dad.
You're welcome, Dewey. Don't worry
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about this mess. I'll take care
of it. Just sit there and relax.
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Alright, what the hell is going on?
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I think he's feeling guilty about
something. Maybe we can exploit it!
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How? Send Dewey in there crying
about the train Mom put in the attic.
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Mom didn't put a train in the attic.
Exactly!
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When he's up there,
we can dig up the fireworks.
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Dewey, we need you to cry. It's
gotta be the right kind of crying.
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Not sobbing, more of a penetrating
whining sound. Give me a moment.
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OK, that was a good idea.
They're happy.
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I've got them motivated to behave
themselves and Lois is gonna see
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that I can handle them without her.
'Are you kidding? You've gone soft!'
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'You've totally lost their respect.
Lois isn't gonna like this!'
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Come on! They're under control.
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'What if they aren't? What if
they're pretending to behave so they can set you up?' (CRASHING)
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Occupy them. Keep them busy so they
don't have time to get in trouble.
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How am I gonna keep them busy?
You better find a way. (CRYING) >
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Dad, Dewey really wants you - Boys!
Let's spend a little time together.
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We can... I know!
We can do some callisthenics!
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What?! You boys love to exercise!
But I just ate a ton of ice cream.
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You are starting
to get a little flabby.
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(CHUCKLES)
I'm too full.
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When you start moving you'll feel
better! Let's go! One. Two.
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One. Two. One. Two. One. Two.
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Stupid! Stupid!
It was a terrible idea!
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It was a great idea!
A great idea poorly executed.
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Terrible idea. Terrible execution.
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Why don't you just lock them in
the bathroom until Lois gets home?
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Look at that house. It's perfect!
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No, no, no! We didn't come here
for a mindless vandalism.
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We came to screw up her car!
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See how she feels when she's late
for car pool like a real person!
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She probably won't even be able
to get out of bed on a morning!
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This time next year
she's gonna be living in a trailer
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with little ceramic donkey in the
front yard. (ALL GIGGLE DRUNKENLY)
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Shhh! Shhh!
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Whoopsy! Whoops!
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Will you shhh?!
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She's wearing pearls
to make cookies?! (Doilies!)
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(What kind of a monster
is this woman?)
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Oh, God! Those cookies smell good!
Let's kill her and eat them!
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(Karen,...
why don't you go stand guard?)
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(Come on!) Quick!
(ALL GIGGLE DRUNKENLY)
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(STIFLED DRUNKEN GIGGLING)
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Oh, one of us should probably
know something about cars.
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It doesn't matter! Just pull some
of the wires! Let's get out of here!
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(WILD CACKLING)
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Karen! Karen! You've gotta stop!
Karen! You've gotta settle down!
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Whoa! Whoa!
Karen, why don't you see if you can say the alphabet backward?
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Z, y, x, w, v, u, t, s, r, q,
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p, o, m, n, l, k, j, i,
h, g, f, e, d, c, b, a!
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(GIGGLES)
I've been pulled over a few times.
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Hey! Lillian's gone!
What do you mean, gone?
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RUN!
(ALL SCREAM)
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(ALL CONTINUE TO SCREAM)
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It's a pointless exercise!
You haven't proven a thing.
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You haven't determined what my
limits are. This hasn't bothered me
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and if you think it has,
the joke is on you! Clench.
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"(INDISTINCT) ..10-31 and 6-42,
2 men... (INDISTINCT)"
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That's the third time he drove down
that alley! He knows we're in here!
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This is gross! I can't believe
I'm wearing open-toed shoes.
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(SOBS) I can't believe I'm hiding
from the cops in a dumpster!
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I just wanted to talk about books.
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Oh,
and it was such a good book, too!
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The first shadowing was effective
without being heavy-handed.
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The characters were flawed
but compelling and the entire story
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was brimming with insight
into the character's condition!
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But how did you find time to read
it? Your family sounds so horrible!
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I was lying!
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I made all that stuff up
so that I would fit in!
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They're wonderful!
I mean, they're idiots!
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But at least they try. I wanted
it to be the happiest night!
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Look what I did with it!
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What are you doing? You'll see.
Go home to your family and hug them for me. They sound wonderful!
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Hey, piggy! Over here!
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Here, piggy, piggy, piggy!
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< Come on, show me what you got!
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< I'm supposed to be afraid
of an electric shaver?!
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< (BUZZING)
Aaaaarh! (THUMP!)
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"..lighter than most minerals."
Why is he making us watch this about salt?
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Would you rather be locked in the
bathroom? Or chased by the monster?
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Do something! I'm trying! Every time
we make a move he's ahead of us.
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He's impossible to predict! With Mom
you get a little consistency.
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Dad's operating
on a whole other plane. (SIGHS)
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Hey, you put salt on French fries!
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Ground them!
Cut off their food supply!
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They just need love!
Give them the belt!
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(ALL JEER)
Make them fear you!
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These are precious years!
Get in the car and go.
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(ALL SHOUT AT ONCE)
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SHUT UP!
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OK, that's it.
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I am going to take a bath.
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I'm asking you boys
one last time to behave.
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Not for me but for your mother.
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After all she does for you
one night of peace
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shouldn't be too much to ask for.
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So if you love her,
you will do this for her.
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Wow, I've never had anyone empty
the box before! I'm outta props!
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I was bored with your experiment at
first but I admit, I learned a lot
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about myself. Who am I to judge
people for the choices they make?
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From now on I'm gonna be a bit more
understanding and a lot more humble.
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Wanna stop for some dinner?
What, like this?
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Sure! Why not like this?
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Have you thought about writing
a book? I'm sure - Hey, Merna!
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What time's the pageant?
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Fluffy's collar?
Mom said he ran away!
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Get out of there, Dewey! (CHUCKLES)
Tracy should have invited us!
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This is what you get for being rude.
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We'll hide these in the closet,
then we'll cover up the hole
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and by the time Mom's home,
we'll be sleeping. Boys! FIREWORKS?!
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FIREWORKS?! Omph!
How did she...? I don't know!
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You boys are in so much trouble! I
can't leave you alone for a second!
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Next time I'll chain you to the
floor! We tell you to behave -
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you don't even pretend to listen!
You might as well cut off your ears
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and throw them in trash!
You are grounded for the next month!
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"Get down on the ground
with your hands behind your head."
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While you're being punished
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I hope your friends
are doing all sorts of fun stuff
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because you won't be doing
any of it!
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You are gonna suffer!
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I should get out there.
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Nah, you'll just screw it up.
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Good call.
'(CONTINUES TO SHOUT INDISTINCTLY)'
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