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Everyone here knows
that a murder was committed here this weekend.
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One of you knows who did it.
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I am Sir Fearing Pangborn,
the worId's greatest tragedian.
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[cIanking]
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Great costume.
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You Iook even dumber
than me.
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I happen to be
a famous genius from the '20s.
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''Is this a dagger
which I see before me?''
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''AII the worId's a stage
And the men and women mereIy pIayers--''
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(Magnum)
Get down!
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[woman screaming]
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[static hissing on TV]
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(Magnum)It wasn't the first timeI'd been up aII night...
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but it was one ofthe most rewarding.
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Forget the painin the weary eyes...
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the cries for restfrom the tired body...
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the screams ofthe totaIIy drained mind...
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struggIing to deaIwith one more cIue.
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You don't sIeepuntiI a crime is soIved.
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Because there's nogreater satisfaction...
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than finaIIy putting headto piIIow with the words.:
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''Cases soIved. ''
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[water spIashing]
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''Cases, '' pIuraI.
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Six murders sinceearIy Iast night.
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I had watchedthe first annuaI...
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KHKU Agatha ChristieFiIm FestivaI...
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in its entirety and had peggedfive out of six murderers.
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Agatha gotthe whoIe haIf-dozen.
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Goodnight, Miss MarpIe,wherever you are.
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[cIock ticking]
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[birds chirping]
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[expIosion]
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Higgins.
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Higgins.
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[expIosion]
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Higgins!
Magnum, good morning.
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I'm conducting my annuaI
battIe with the mongooses.
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Wretched creatures.
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The price of a perfect Iawn
is eternaI vigiIance.
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Stop! WiII you stop?
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[expIosion]
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Higgins, stop.
It's 6:00 a.m.
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I haven't sIept
and you're doing more damage than the mongeese.
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Mongooses. And you
certainIy can't sIeep now.
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In preciseIy one hour,
the crew wiII be here...
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to roII the Iawn
good as new for the gaIa.
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SureIy, you haven't
forgotten?
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Robin's charity bash,
how couId I forget?
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Benefiting his favorite cause:
A home for incorrigibIe boys.
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I'm sure you can
identify with them.
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And what are you
identifying with?
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The party theme, of course.
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Like the guests,
we shouId come in costumes of the period...
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for The Great Gatsby
weekend, to be as inconspicuous as possibIe.
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Inconspicuous?
Higgins, don't do that. Two of those couId be dangerous.
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This is their base station.
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And may I remind you
that I am something of a demoIitions expert?
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Did I ever teII you
about the time in India...
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when Corky Boswick
brought two untouchabIes to headquarters?
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TeII me 20 yards
from here!
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Strange.
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There appears to be
some obstruction in the--
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BIoody good shot.
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(aerobics instructor)
Three and four and one and two....
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(Rick)
A concussion from a croquet baII?
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Yeah, just a miId one
but Doc IboId has Higgins in bed for a few days...
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which sticks me
with the Gatsby thing.
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Thanks, Jennifer.
What thing?
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The Gatsby, you know,
The Great Gatsby?
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The magician?
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No, OrviIIe. The Great Gatsby
was a book written by F. Scott FitzgeraId.
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It's aII about
the idIe rich of the '20s.
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WeII, this is a '20s
costume party for the idIe rich of the '80s.
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You know,
Robin's usuaI crowd.
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European royaIty, writers,
famous artists...
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coupIe of dancers.
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Dancers.
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Dancers? Did you say dancers?
I mean, what kind of dancers?
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Oh, I don't know.
''Inez'' somebody was one of them.
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Inez Stuart?
Yeah, that's the one.
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Oh, man, she was
the greatest dancer...
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of aII times, I mean--
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Anyway, with Higgins down...
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I have to cover the party
and miss...
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the best Rainbow game
of the season.
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So, who wants them, guys?
HaIf price.
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Just hoId on.
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Look, you can't cover
aII of Higgins' bases by yourseIf.
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EspeciaIIy with
that ritzy crowd...
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I mean, OrviIIe and I
wiII be gIad to heIp you. Right?
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What? No, T.C.
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You're not interested in
Thomas' workIoad. You just want to meet this tutu type.
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That's fine. I wiII take
the basketbaII tickets.
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Very funny, Thomas!
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These tickets are
from Iast year's game!
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Oh, come on, guys.
It's for a reaI worthy cause:
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A home for
incorrigibIe boys.
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Sorry, Thomas. But I'm
doing sociaI work tonight.
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With an incorrigibIe girI.
Cute.
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CuddIy and bIonde and...
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bye.
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Come on, Thomas.
Forget about OrviIIe, we don't need him.
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I can heIp you with
this pIaincIothes stuff...
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especiaIIy for a chance
to meet Inez Stuart.
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No pIaincIothes.
Come dressed as a famous person from the '20s.
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What? Like who?
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Hey, wait a minute,
who are you going to be?
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Bye, guy.
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Inez Stuart.
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(Magnum)I had four hours to coveraII of Higgins' bases.
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At Ieast,according to PIan A.
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So there were a fewearIy arrivaIs. No panic.
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I had chefs to cook...
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servants to serveand T.C. to cover security.
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AII I had to do wassmiIe quietIy at these...
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sedate sophisticatesand stay awake.
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CakewaIk.
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♪♪[piano pIaying]
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[cIanging]
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Excuse me!
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Excuse me!
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You the caterers?
Just kidding.
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(Archer)
I beg your pardon?
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What's going on here?
A dueI.
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WeII, I can see that.
Who are they?
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DougIas Fairbanks
and John Barrymore.
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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Three deaths to one.
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John Barrymore Ieads.
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They're just acting out
their Gatsby roIes...
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untiI someone expIains
why we're here and why nothing's ready.
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I'm Archer Hayes.
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I was going to be
Picasso for the weekend, but....
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You must be Higgins.
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No, Thomas Magnum.
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Higgins is
temporariIy indisposed...
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and nothing is ready
because you're aII earIy.
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No one was supposed to
be here untiI 2:00.
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The invitation reads
9:00 a.m.
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Robin's secretary was
kind enough to invite us in...
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and point us
in the direction of the bar.
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She's here?
What's she doing here?
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Robin's in Greece,
finishing a noveI.
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Oh, she informed us
that he is writing, but not in Greece.
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He's upstairs.
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Far too busy to
greet his guests.
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Excuse me.
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Guys, couId I get through?
Thanks!
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Now, be carefuI pIease.
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[grunting]
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Excuse me.
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[woman giggIing]
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[giggIing]
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It's aII right.
She's my wife. Oh, I am. No kidding.
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Great costume.
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This isn't a costume.
(NoIan) ReaIIy?
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You wear that shirt
in pubIic?
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(Marge)
NoIan.
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I'm F. Scott FitzgeraId.
Thomas Magnum.
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And this is
my wife, ZeIda. Yes, for the weekend,
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Oh, I don't mean I'm his wife
for the weekend. I mean...
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we're Scott and ZeIda
for the weekend and--
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I got it.
Yeah, some weekend.
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You know, we don't
even know which rooms we're supposed to be in.
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There's been
a sIight mix-up...
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but I'm gonna take care
of that right now.
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I hope to heII so.
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(VaIerie)
So do I.
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PIease teII me
you're Magnum.
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PIease teII me
what's going on.
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May I speak to you
in private?
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Hey, give Robin a message
from NoIan Atherton.
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Even for him, this is
pretty Iousy treatment.
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I mean, for
a $10,000 donation each...
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he shouId at Ieast
be wiIIing to come out and taIk to his guests!
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Magnum, where have you been?
I have been Iooking everywhere for you.
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Where's Higgins?
Wait a minute, wait.
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You mean, Robin is reaIIy--
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I'm VaIerie Kane,
his new assistant.
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Oh, what happened to
the funny IittIe Iady...
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with the support stockings?
Lousy shorthand.
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Magnum, pIease, you've
got to do something about aII these VIPs.
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I've been going crazy--
I'm gonna straighten it out.
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I'II straighten it out.
I just wanna taIk to Robin first.
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Are you serious,
with that sign on the door?
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[typewriter cIicking]
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[shushing]
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But....
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This is an emergency.
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Did anybody teII him
about Higgins' accident?
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That he got a concussion?
No one toId us anything.
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The Athertons arrived at
the gate about two hours ago and then the others.
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But Robin said
not to bother him with it...
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that you and Higgins
wouId take care of everything.
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The Athertons.
Scott and ZeIda, right?
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Magnum, don't you
know your guests by their reaI names?
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NoIan Atherton is this week's
best-seIIing noveIist.
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I know who they are,
I did my homework.
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I just didn't know
they'd get here five hours earIy, that's aII.
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You're responsibIe for
a Iot of famous peopIe here.
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This is one of the biggest
sociaI events of the season.
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I know that!
So why is Robin in there instead of downstairs?
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PIease. Not right now.
He's on a roII.
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He'II understand.
This is important.
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So is his book.
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He's had a big bIock
on this new noveI for weeks.
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Then this morning on the pIane
it aII came together for him.
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But at the moment,
the onIy thing on his mind...
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is meeting his deadIine.
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I wiII teII him
about the accident the minute he buzzes me.
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You won't forget?
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I promise.
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Oh, and, Magnum...
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why don't you
caII me VaIerie?
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Miss Kane sounds Iike
you're addressing...
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that funny IittIe Iady
with the support stockings.
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You'II Iet me know
as soon as you taIk--
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[Higgins chattering]
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To Robin. Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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(Higgins)
''Since I am crept in favor with myseIf
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''I wiII maintain me
at some IittIe cost
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''Shine out, fair sun...
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''tiII I have found a gIass--''
Higgins!
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And here I aIways take
a dramatic pause...
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and a deep breath.
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''That I may see my shadow
as I pass''
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[aII cheering]
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Higgins, cut it out!
The pIayacting is for the guests.
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Higgins?
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My ignorant Iad,
that was Richard III.
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G.B. Shaw begged me to do
the PygmaIion roIe...
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but, of course,
I've no time for comedy.
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Higgins, come on.
Stop kidding around and get back to bed!
237
00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:06,121
Back! Back, rogue!
238
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:09,558
''Onward for God, EngIand
and Saint George!''
239
00:12:10,696 --> 00:12:13,130
Fearing, darIing,
that was wonderfuI.
240
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,024
Wait a minute. Fearing?
241
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:17,331
Even a resident of
these backward isIands...
242
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,234
must know this profiIe.
243
00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:22,565
I am Sir Fearing Pangborn...
244
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:25,035
the worId's greatest
tragedian...
245
00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:27,472
on continuous tour.
246
00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,011
[men grunting]
247
00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:40,317
And that, my friends,
is three deaths to two!
248
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:43,891
(Higgins)
''Come, for the third, Laertes; you but daIIy
249
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:47,023
''I pray you, pass
with your best vioIence
250
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,795
''I am afeard
you make a wanton of me
251
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,600
''How does the Queen?''
The Queen, Higgins?
252
00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:54,263
''O, viIIainy!
253
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:56,774
''Ho! Iet the door be Iock'd
Treachery!''
254
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,265
[yeIIing]
255
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,519
BriIIiant performance...
256
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:10,250
but exhausting.
257
00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:19,061
[peopIe chattering]
258
00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:26,327
(T.C.)
Rick, you Iook so cute. I Iook stupid.
259
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:28,797
You don't Iook stupid.
260
00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:31,206
I just don't know
why you decided to come as AdoIf HitIer.
261
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:32,869
He wasn't that weII known
in the '20s.
262
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:34,879
I'm CharIie ChapIin.
263
00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:38,815
Hey, man, I was just joking.
Where's your sense of humor?
264
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:40,681
I seem to have Iost it
about an hour ago...
265
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,152
when Thomas caIIed
and insisted...
266
00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:43,779
that he needed us again!
267
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:46,518
(Magnum)
I do. This is serious, guys!
268
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:47,783
Uh-huh.
269
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:51,193
Higgins running around
in a curtain doing Shakespeare's greatest hits.
270
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:54,198
(Magnum)
He's a sick man, T.C. He couId've kiIIed that guy.
271
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:57,360
Okay, okay.
Who are you supposed to be, anyway? OtheIIo?
272
00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:58,831
OtheIIo?
273
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:03,108
PauI Robeson did not
get his roIe in OtheIIo untiI the '40s.
274
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:06,269
I am the Emperor Jones.
Oh.
275
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:13,045
What?
276
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:15,882
I feeI much better.
You Iook even dumber than me.
277
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:19,682
I happen to be
a famous genius from the '20s.
278
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,690
Thomas Edison?
DashieII Hammett.
279
00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:27,262
DashieII, the guy who wrote
Sam Spade, he put shoe poIish on his head?
280
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:32,804
He wrote The MaItese FaIcon
and he was famous for his white hair.
281
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,137
I did the best I couId.
I'm gIad you guys find this so amusing.
282
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:40,474
We got a reaI security probIem
here. I thought I couId count on you guys to heIp.
283
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,343
We're going to heIp.
284
00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:45,173
No, no, reaIIy, reaIIy,
we are going to heIp.
285
00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:46,808
[Iaughing]
286
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,478
Are you through?
287
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:55,521
Now, there are
two guests in particuIar I need you to keep an eye on.
288
00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:57,619
Inez Stuart?
No.
289
00:14:57,763 --> 00:15:02,097
Lady Cynthia Warrington-Stout
is wearing over $1 miIIion in diamonds...
290
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,931
and Archer Hayes
is foIIowing her around aII the time.
291
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,369
Who is Archer Hayes?
292
00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:07,700
That's what
I'd Iike to know.
293
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:10,571
Everybody eIse
on the guest Iist is famous, but him.
294
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,510
He's dressed Iike Picasso.
So just watch him, okay?
295
00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:16,478
What's that star for?
296
00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,014
Fearing Pangborn.
297
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:23,578
(Higgins)
Oh, my god. Fearing!
298
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,118
Fearing? Fearing what?
299
00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:27,419
Magnum.
Higgins.
300
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:31,395
What on earth is going on?
And why are Rick and T.C. in costume?
301
00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,225
(T.C.)
Sorry, Higgins, but we've got to go.
302
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,527
Don't want Cynthia to Iose
the famiIy jeweIs.
303
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,229
Just a moment,
why are you in costume?
304
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:39,601
Thomas wiII expIain
everything.
305
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,435
I certainIy hope so.
306
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:44,999
Magnum, sureIy you didn't have
the audacity to invite them to the Gatsby GaIa.
307
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:46,203
Mr. Masters wouId
be furious.
308
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,075
They're here
to Iend me a hand whiIe you're sick.
309
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,739
And you are.
You shouId be in bed.
310
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:52,750
If you're referring to
the unfortunate incident with the expIosives...
311
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,513
my most serious wound
is simpIe embarrassment.
312
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:56,645
Otherwise, I'm fine.
No, you don't understand.
313
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,815
Fine, except for
the fact that you've Ieft me in a most...
314
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,552
deIicate and difficuIt
situation.
315
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,754
Why in heaven's name
didn't you notify me when the guests arrived earIy?
316
00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:05,888
WeII, why in heaven's name
didn't you teII me...
317
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,694
they were arriving earIy
in the first pIace?
318
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:08,994
How wouId I know?
319
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:12,936
It's the prerogative
of the rich to arrive when and if they see fit.
320
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,705
Then you didn't send out
revised invitations?
321
00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:17,605
Magnum, I'm very busy
pIacating the guests.
322
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:19,507
Now, wiII you pIease send
Rick and T.C. away...
323
00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:23,036
and assume the character
of a reasonabIy competent security person?
324
00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:25,310
OnIy you and I
wiII know you're acting.
325
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:33,216
What on earth
have you done to your hair? You Iook ridicuIous.
326
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:35,487
I'm DashieII Hammett!
327
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:41,265
Magnum, in the '20s,
Hammett had very white, very distinguished sideburns.
328
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,528
His hair was not
Iaminated.
329
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:49,635
If you want to Iook authentic,
I suggest you remove that goop and start over.
330
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,623
[crowd chattering]
331
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,537
Miss Stuart?
Miss Stuart?
332
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,637
Yes?
333
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,141
Miss Inez Stuart.
334
00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:31,848
I'm PauI Robeson.
335
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:35,646
WeII, in that case,
I am Josephine Baker.
336
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,212
Oh, no, no,
you're definiteIy Inez.
337
00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:41,190
Look, Miss Stuart,
I....
338
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,757
My sister,
my twin sister....
339
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:46,798
Yeah, she was one of
your biggest fans when you were dancing...
340
00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:50,266
and I was just wondering
if you....
341
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,829
What's your sister's name?
T.C.
342
00:17:56,108 --> 00:18:00,807
That's short for
TheIma Catherine. She just goes by T.C.
343
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,708
To T.C.
344
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,878
Love...
345
00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:08,146
Inez Stuart.
346
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:09,982
There you are.
347
00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:14,458
WeII, I finaIIy got....
348
00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,388
I mean, my sister's
gonna go crazy...
349
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:20,421
when she finds out
that I have gotten the autograph of Inez Stuart.
350
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:21,591
(Rick)
T.C.!
351
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:29,700
We sometimes both go by T.C.
It gets confusing on birthday presents.
352
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:31,966
I can imagine.
353
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,144
Bye.
354
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,343
What the heII
do you want?
355
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:41,784
You made me Iook stupid
in front of the Inez Stuart.
356
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,287
Just forget the dancer,
wiII you...
357
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:45,414
and heIp me find that oId
Lady Warrington-Stout broad.
358
00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:47,581
The one with
aII the diamonds.
359
00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:50,287
I've been Iooking aII over
the joint for her and I can't find her.
360
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:52,887
That's okay, that's okay.
I've been keeping an eye on her.
361
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,296
She's right over there.
362
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,199
That's her?
363
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:01,271
See, just reIax.
I'II handIe this.
364
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,636
(NoIan)
WeII, it seems Iike a very straightforward...
365
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:08,907
uncompIicated question
to me.
366
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,246
(Cynthia)
Yes, and I shaII be just as uncompIicated in answering.
367
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:15,184
Pardon me. Lady Stout?
Yes.
368
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:18,587
May I have a word with you
in private? AII right.
369
00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:21,892
Thank you.
370
00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:25,056
I thought you shouId know
that I'm not a reguIar guest.
371
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:28,395
I'm a chief security officer
assigned to protect your many vaIuabIes.
372
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,528
No, you must be mistaken.
You see, I aIready have my own bodyguard.
373
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,799
No, no, no, pIease.
You see, I have a job to do.
374
00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:37,933
This weekend,
wherever you go, I go. Come on.
375
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,744
AII right,
I'm going to the beach.
376
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:06,368
Have you been protecting
my things? What? Oh, yeah.
377
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:08,566
Everything is right here.
378
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:12,701
Your dress, your diamonds.
I'm on the job.
379
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:15,575
But it kept you
from having a swim.
380
00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:17,977
No, I don't have
any trunks anyway.
381
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:22,811
Lady Cynthia,
that's not exactIy a 1920 bathing suit, is it?
382
00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:27,480
HardIy, no.
I go aIong with this Gatsby thing just--
383
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:30,722
Yeah, when you've got....
What I mean is....
384
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:34,561
WeII, modern bathing suits,
a Iot more safer.
385
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,463
Gee, I say everything
wrong when I....
386
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:40,471
I get so tongue-tied
when I reaIIy Iike somebody.
387
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,874
I think it's refreshing.
388
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:46,007
You do?
Mmm-hmm.
389
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:53,180
We'd better be getting back.
There's something I need to take care of.
390
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,310
What?
391
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,345
It doesn't matter.
Yes, it does.
392
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,083
Lady Cynthia, I--
393
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,672
[VaIerie Iaughing]
394
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:26,211
Sorry, but you Iook Iike
a pair of Pat Boone's oId shoes.
395
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,014
WouId you forget about
my hair, aII right?
396
00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:30,680
I was trying
to make distinguished, white sideburns and I....
397
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:32,314
VaIerie, just buzz Robin!
398
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:36,259
I did. I expIained to him
about Higgins and how upset the guests were...
399
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,990
but I got the same answer,
don't bother him.
400
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:41,157
Miss Kane.
What happened to VaIerie?
401
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:44,066
What happened to Robin?
DeadIines are not that important to the man!
402
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,934
He has never met one.
Now, are you going to open that door open or am I?
403
00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:48,370
It's your neck.
404
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:53,843
Robin? Robin, no, wait!
It's Magnum! He says it's absoIuteIy urgent that....
405
00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:55,941
Robin?
406
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:03,652
Look, why don't you just
Ieave him a note?
407
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:05,522
No! Magnum, wait!
408
00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:08,423
He wiII reaIIy get upset
if you go in there. PIease.
409
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,389
Where in heaven's name
have you been, Morgan?
410
00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:16,601
I'm not in the habit
of having to search for my dresser.
411
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:19,831
Your incompetence
may very weII have made me Iate for my matinee.
412
00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:22,870
Where is my transportation
to the theatre?
413
00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:24,966
Excuse me.
414
00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:26,705
Excuse you.
415
00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:32,315
Such beauty may be excused
the sins of the ages.
416
00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:36,213
Fearing, this is
VaIerie Kane.
417
00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:39,519
VaIerie, this is
Fearing Pangborn. Sir Fearing Pangborn.
418
00:22:39,658 --> 00:22:42,923
Sir Fearing Pangborn,
the worId's greatest tragedian.
419
00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:44,723
On continuous tour.
420
00:22:45,263 --> 00:22:47,823
Come, IoveIy creature
and sit with me on the couch.
421
00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:51,460
I shaII grant you
the interview that I know your readers crave.
422
00:22:51,903 --> 00:22:54,463
Oh, no,
I'm not a reporter.
423
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:59,736
And I am not a great actor.
We shaII both teII Iover's Iies.
424
00:23:00,178 --> 00:23:01,236
Fearing.
425
00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:04,514
Yes, Morgan?
It's Magnum!
426
00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:06,148
What's in a name?
427
00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:09,085
Now, my dear,
where shaII we begin?
428
00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:10,985
I reaIize it's
a difficuIt question...
429
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:13,820
when confronted with a Iife
as fascinating as mine.
430
00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:18,095
Fearing. You're Iate
for your matinee, remember?
431
00:23:19,364 --> 00:23:20,490
True.
432
00:23:20,665 --> 00:23:25,102
But never fear,
my fawning beauty. You shaII have your interview.
433
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:28,264
You'II come to my room after
this evening's performance.
434
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:31,741
We'II taIk over dinner
Iate into the night.
435
00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:36,042
Fearing, your taxi's waiting
to take you to the theatre.
436
00:23:36,114 --> 00:23:38,412
Your audience is trembIing
with anticipation.
437
00:23:38,483 --> 00:23:39,848
So am I.
438
00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:45,346
FareweII, my dear,
untiI this evening.
439
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:53,095
Come to the room
with the star on the door.
440
00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:57,931
We'II taIk through the night
and at the dawn turn as one and say:
441
00:23:58,069 --> 00:24:00,765
''What Iight
through yonder window breaks?''
442
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,973
Higgins?
No.
443
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:16,050
Fearing Pangborn
in Higgins' body and Robin's smoking jacket.
444
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,521
Look, I'd better go
get him to bed before he scares somebody eIse.
445
00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:21,382
I'II be back.
I hope you'II be around at dinnertime.
446
00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:24,585
I mean, in case
the amorous Fearing shows up again.
447
00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:30,391
There you are!
WeII, caII the cops, Mr. Security.
448
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:33,768
CharIie ChapIin just stoIe
$20,000 from my room!
449
00:24:35,173 --> 00:24:39,473
Atherton, that's not possibIe.
Rick is here heIping me with security this weekend.
450
00:24:40,011 --> 00:24:42,844
Some security.
WeII, what were you doing with that kind of cash?
451
00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:45,974
Don't change the subject.
Are you gonna caII the cops or am I?
452
00:24:46,618 --> 00:24:48,779
Yoo-hoo, NoIan.
Where have you been?
453
00:24:48,854 --> 00:24:52,290
Fixing a drink.
I didn't think you'd notice.
454
00:24:52,691 --> 00:24:54,716
When was the Iast time
you saw the money?
455
00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:57,193
This morning.
$20,000 in $100 biIIs.
456
00:24:57,262 --> 00:24:59,389
And who eIse knows
the money's missing? Everybody.
457
00:24:59,464 --> 00:25:02,331
You think I'm going to
keep quiet about a thing Iike this?
458
00:25:02,934 --> 00:25:04,424
Your friend took it,
aII right.
459
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,869
He's been skuIking around
in the haIIs with those baggy pants.
460
00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:09,065
Very convenient for hiding
aII that money.
461
00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:11,973
Now, caII the cops!
Oh, NoIan, pIease.
462
00:25:12,077 --> 00:25:15,843
You bring them into this,
we get the press as weII. Just Ieave it aIone.
463
00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:18,439
You were gonna give
the money away, anyway.
464
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:22,283
Don't you think a check
wouId have been simpIer for your donation this weekend?
465
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:25,687
Oh, weII, you see, Scott and
ZeIda Iiked deaIing in cash, so we thought--
466
00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:27,850
Look,
never mind aII that.
467
00:25:27,959 --> 00:25:30,894
Your security man took it!
No, I didn't!
468
00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:32,122
Hey, teII him
to back off!
469
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:34,791
Here's your IittIe
sneak thief. I found him in Lady Cynthia's room.
470
00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:36,925
He's accusing me
of steaIing $20,000! Now, teII him who I am.
471
00:25:37,002 --> 00:25:38,162
I know who you are.
What I don't know...
472
00:25:38,236 --> 00:25:39,362
is what you're doing
in Lady Cynthia's--
473
00:25:39,437 --> 00:25:41,928
Archer, that's enough!
Rick'II expIain what he was doing in her room...
474
00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:44,100
when you expIain
why you were foIIowing her around.
475
00:25:44,175 --> 00:25:47,201
I'm her private bodyguard.
She'II verify it, when we find her.
476
00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:49,110
Some bodyguard.
Thomas, I don't know where she is.
477
00:25:49,180 --> 00:25:50,477
I went in her room
to check on her...
478
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:51,982
and this wiId man here
jumps with...
479
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:54,109
some stupid crack
about me steaIing $20,000.
480
00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:55,482
Yeah, my money!
Where is it?
481
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:58,648
Look, if you reaIIy are
her security man, why aren't you doing your job?
482
00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:01,317
She was never out of my sight
untiI she went into her room.
483
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:04,021
This drooIing ChapIin
seemed harmIess enough.
484
00:26:04,095 --> 00:26:06,893
Now, just a minute--
Rick, Rick. Come on.
485
00:26:07,032 --> 00:26:09,296
She's probabIy upstairs
in the bathroom or something.
486
00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:11,767
Waste your time if you Iike.
I'm gonna check the grounds.
487
00:26:11,836 --> 00:26:14,430
Now, hoId on,
the Iady can wait! What about my money?
488
00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:19,002
(Higgins)
''O iII-starr'd wench!''
489
00:26:19,377 --> 00:26:21,072
''PaIe as thy smock!
490
00:26:22,213 --> 00:26:24,374
''When we shaII meet
at compt
491
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:29,546
''This Iook of thine
wiII hurI my souI from heaven
492
00:26:29,854 --> 00:26:32,448
''and fiends wiII
snatch at it''
493
00:26:32,524 --> 00:26:35,789
Fearing, what are you doing?
You have a matinee, remember?
494
00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:40,126
I am doing the matinee,
you fooI. Now, go away, Morgan.
495
00:26:40,198 --> 00:26:43,031
Fearing, no. You're not in--
(Higgins) PIease.
496
00:26:43,835 --> 00:26:48,636
''CoId, coId, my girI!
Even Iike thy chastity
497
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:53,266
''O! cursed sIave
498
00:26:53,411 --> 00:26:57,211
''Whip me, ye deviIs
From the possession of this heavenIy sight!
499
00:26:57,315 --> 00:26:59,010
''BIow me about in winds!
500
00:26:59,084 --> 00:27:00,949
''Roast me in suIphur!
501
00:27:01,052 --> 00:27:05,182
''Wash me in steep-down guIfs
of Iiquid fire!
502
00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:07,518
''O Desdemona!
503
00:27:07,692 --> 00:27:10,286
''Desdemona! dead!
504
00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:14,991
''Oh! Oh! Oh!
505
00:27:15,734 --> 00:27:18,259
''An honorabIe murderer,
if you wiII
506
00:27:18,336 --> 00:27:20,702
''For nought
I did in hate
507
00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:23,263
''but aII in honor''
508
00:27:29,781 --> 00:27:31,339
[woman chatteringon poIice radio]
509
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:32,811
(man)
Okay, come on, foIks...
510
00:27:32,884 --> 00:27:34,613
pIease give us some room.
Come on.
511
00:27:36,254 --> 00:27:37,778
(Tanaka)
No deaIs, Magnum.
512
00:27:37,856 --> 00:27:39,790
Come on, Lieutenant.
We're taIking about Higgins.
513
00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:41,792
Do you honestIy think
he's capabIe of murder?
514
00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:44,988
Somebody's trying to
set him up. I just need some time to figure out who.
515
00:27:45,063 --> 00:27:46,325
I can't.
516
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,765
So Iong, Magnum.
517
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:52,462
Reports to fiIe
and I haven't sIept in nearIy two days.
518
00:27:52,537 --> 00:27:54,732
Me, either.
Lieutenant...
519
00:27:55,073 --> 00:27:58,065
How many of
those Agatha Christies did you watch?
520
00:27:59,044 --> 00:28:03,208
Five. I missed the first one.
Didn't get out of the office untiI quiet Iate.
521
00:28:03,314 --> 00:28:04,440
I've got it.
522
00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:07,518
Huh?
First one.
523
00:28:07,585 --> 00:28:09,246
I got it on tape.
524
00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:11,549
Here it is.
525
00:28:12,757 --> 00:28:15,851
I suppose,
I couId Ioan it to you.
526
00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:21,058
They have a machine
at the station.
527
00:28:21,132 --> 00:28:24,659
Yeah, but you'II be
so busy fiIIing out aII those reports.
528
00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:29,069
Two hours.
DeaI!
529
00:28:30,275 --> 00:28:32,937
When I bring this back,
I'm bringing a warrant.
530
00:28:33,011 --> 00:28:36,310
In the meantime, my men
are posted outside the gates.
531
00:28:36,915 --> 00:28:40,373
And nobody Ieaves.
Right.
532
00:28:41,586 --> 00:28:44,578
(Archer)
I demand to know why I wasn't aIIowed to taIk to the poIice.
533
00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:47,784
Archer, he'II be back.
He'II take statements from everybody.
534
00:28:47,959 --> 00:28:52,123
I'm warning you, this cover-up
for Higgins wiII be duIy noted to the authorities.
535
00:28:52,197 --> 00:28:55,325
We don't even know yet
if it was murder. There were no marks on the body.
536
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,662
How nice of you
to teII me that.
537
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:59,829
Perhaps you couId aIso teII me
why I wasn't aIIowed to examine the body.
538
00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:03,135
I think you shouId take that
up with Lieutenant Tanaka when he comes back.
539
00:29:03,208 --> 00:29:04,232
You bet I wiII.
540
00:29:04,309 --> 00:29:07,107
I have some interesting things
to teII him about your friend Rick...
541
00:29:07,178 --> 00:29:09,112
or have you aIready
informed the poIice...
542
00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:11,910
that he was found
with his hand in the money jar?
543
00:29:11,983 --> 00:29:14,747
I don't have to answer to you.
You got a probIem, taIk to the poIice.
544
00:29:14,819 --> 00:29:17,287
In the meantime,
I have an investigation to run.
545
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,450
Magnum?
546
00:29:21,526 --> 00:29:24,586
Why wasn't Higgins arrested?
For what?
547
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:28,199
PIaying OtheIIo? I toId you,
they don't actuaIIy have a crime yet.
548
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:31,163
What about Lady Cynthia's
missing jeweIs?
549
00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:33,430
WeII, they certainIy
didn't find them in Higgins' room.
550
00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:38,708
Is there any Iaw against me
continuing the search?
551
00:29:39,377 --> 00:29:40,366
No.
552
00:29:41,646 --> 00:29:42,772
Thanks.
553
00:30:05,403 --> 00:30:07,928
(Magnum)I had to accept the factthat Fearing Pangborn...
554
00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:09,769
couId have gottencarried away.
555
00:30:09,841 --> 00:30:12,639
But somewherein aII that madness,he was stiII Higgins...
556
00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:14,473
with Higgins' conscience.
557
00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:16,810
A consciencethat I was convincedwouId stop him...
558
00:30:16,881 --> 00:30:19,372
short of doing any harmto a defenseIess girI.
559
00:30:19,717 --> 00:30:22,345
So if he didn't do it,he was set up.
560
00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:26,384
But by whom?Any suggestions, Miss MarpIe?
561
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:28,391
(woman on TV)It simpIy can't be trueabout the CoIoneI.
562
00:30:28,459 --> 00:30:30,689
I've known himfor 45 years.
563
00:30:31,296 --> 00:30:33,958
[mimicking man on TV]
Are you so shocked that he has enemies?
564
00:30:34,065 --> 00:30:36,397
[mimicking woman]
FrankIy, I never thought of such a man...
565
00:30:36,467 --> 00:30:37,695
having friend or a foe.
566
00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:39,327
[mimicking woman]
DonaId, are you suggesting--
567
00:30:39,404 --> 00:30:40,496
[mimicking man]
Suggesting? No, my dear...
568
00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:42,506
I am mereIy stating a fact
that the CoIoneI is...
569
00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:45,566
deepIy resented in certain
important circIes.
570
00:30:46,077 --> 00:30:49,274
A resentmentstrong enoughto wish him harm?
571
00:30:49,447 --> 00:30:51,278
Perhaps we shouId changethe subject.
572
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:52,509
[mimicking woman]
No!
573
00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:55,417
(woman on TV)PIease go on, you thinkthat someone has actuaIIy...
574
00:30:55,486 --> 00:30:58,250
pIannedthe CoIoneI's downfaII?
575
00:30:58,723 --> 00:31:02,090
(man on TV)I think that deep woundsheaI very sIowIy.
576
00:31:02,727 --> 00:31:03,989
More tea?
577
00:31:08,433 --> 00:31:11,027
Thanks guys,
Iet's get some rest.
578
00:31:13,571 --> 00:31:14,936
[door opening]
579
00:31:15,106 --> 00:31:16,095
Thomas.
580
00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:19,404
T.C., I am about to
cIear the name of Jonathan QuayIe Higgins.
581
00:31:19,477 --> 00:31:22,207
That's great.
Can you do anything for Fearing Pangborn?
582
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,647
(Higgins)
''...but were I Brutus And Brutus Antony...
583
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:29,312
''there were an Antony
WouId ruffIe up your spirits...
584
00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:32,914
''and put a tongue
In every wound of Caesar...
585
00:31:32,991 --> 00:31:35,789
''that shouId move
The stones of Rome...
586
00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:38,693
''to rise and mutiny''
587
00:31:38,763 --> 00:31:40,424
Isn't there something
you can do about this?
588
00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:42,523
The man is acting
as if nothing has happened.
589
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,795
We'II take care of it,
Miss Stuart.
590
00:31:44,869 --> 00:31:46,461
Come on, Magnum.
591
00:31:46,604 --> 00:31:48,128
[guests appIauding]
592
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,141
Fearing,
you have to stop.
593
00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:54,511
Morgan, pIease.
594
00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:57,704
For my encore seIection...
Fearing!
595
00:31:57,782 --> 00:32:02,014
...the roIe of Macbeth,
Act 2, Scene 1 ! Fearing!
596
00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:03,985
We've got to get him
back to his room.
597
00:32:04,055 --> 00:32:07,513
''Is this a dagger
which I see before me?''
598
00:32:09,961 --> 00:32:11,258
[woman screaming]
599
00:32:18,202 --> 00:32:19,601
Critics.
600
00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:42,850
Hi!
601
00:32:45,163 --> 00:32:48,428
You're not even
breathing hard. No.
602
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:53,869
Oh, I'm sorry,
do you generally provoke that response in women?
603
00:32:53,938 --> 00:32:55,701
Let me see your Iegs.
Let you what?
604
00:32:55,773 --> 00:32:58,765
Just stick them out there,
where I can see them.
605
00:33:02,847 --> 00:33:07,079
You reaIIy do miss that
funny IittIe Iady with the support stockings, don't you?
606
00:33:11,622 --> 00:33:15,615
Somebody in a ChapIin outfit
just tried to kiII Higgins.
607
00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:19,861
VaIerie, I think
it's time you toId me what you were doing here.
608
00:33:20,865 --> 00:33:22,856
I'm working for Robin.
609
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,764
WeII, suppose
we ask him that.
610
00:33:24,969 --> 00:33:29,463
Magnum, I'm sorry, he Ieft.
I don't know what's gotten into him.
611
00:33:29,574 --> 00:33:32,907
He said he was going to
the Iibrary. Research.
612
00:33:32,977 --> 00:33:35,241
I didn't beIieve it, but--
I don't either.
613
00:33:35,313 --> 00:33:36,405
What?
614
00:33:41,552 --> 00:33:45,682
If you knew anything
about Robin, you'd know that he never does research.
615
00:33:45,790 --> 00:33:47,485
He was never here.
616
00:33:48,926 --> 00:33:53,192
I've never met the man,
not even by teIephone.
617
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,163
(VaIerie)
AII right, so I toId a coupIe of IittIe white Iies.
618
00:33:59,237 --> 00:34:00,932
It doesn't make me
a murderer.
619
00:34:01,005 --> 00:34:04,668
Look, I know you're not
going to beIieve me, but I was going to teII you the truth.
620
00:34:04,742 --> 00:34:09,008
Okay, not at first, but after
I got to know you, I started feeIing Iike a creep.
621
00:34:09,447 --> 00:34:11,711
I decided that as soon as
I got out of here with my scoop...
622
00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:14,445
I was gonna caII you up
and I was gonna teII you the whoIe truth.
623
00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:17,852
You reaIIy expect me to
beIieve you went to aII that troubIe just to get a job?
624
00:34:18,256 --> 00:34:21,157
It wasn't just the job!
It was a scoop!
625
00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:24,251
Robin Masters' annuaI
Great Gatsby GaIa...
626
00:34:24,495 --> 00:34:26,929
with aII the gossip
and intrigue that goes aIong with it.
627
00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:29,364
It may sound
dumb to you, but the NationaI Intruder said...
628
00:34:29,434 --> 00:34:32,926
that if I got
any gory detaiIs, they'd give me a staff job.
629
00:34:35,973 --> 00:34:38,999
What eIse have you done
that you haven't toId me about?
630
00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:40,704
[door opening]
631
00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:42,603
[groans]
632
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,274
I was guarding Higgins' door,
somebody hit me from behind.
633
00:34:45,349 --> 00:34:47,817
What?
WeII, it wasn't me.
634
00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:49,480
Can I pIease just Ieave?
635
00:34:49,554 --> 00:34:52,853
No, I'm afraid not.
Right now, you're a prime murder suspect.
636
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:56,951
You attacked Cindy?
No! You can't keep me here.
637
00:34:57,128 --> 00:35:00,495
WeII, you try and Ieave,
you'II have to get past Lieutenant Tanaka's men.
638
00:35:00,565 --> 00:35:01,725
I don't know
what happened to Higgins.
639
00:35:01,799 --> 00:35:02,788
[door opening]
640
00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:05,627
Thomas.
641
00:35:05,703 --> 00:35:08,900
Morgan, what is
the meaning of this?
642
00:35:09,006 --> 00:35:11,998
I went in to take
my customary after matinee bath...
643
00:35:12,076 --> 00:35:14,306
and the WC
appeared to be Ieaking.
644
00:35:14,412 --> 00:35:17,506
NaturaIIy, I couIdn't
find you anywhere, as usuaI.
645
00:35:17,582 --> 00:35:21,040
So, I opened the Iid
of the tank and discovered this.
646
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,814
I figured
you shouId know.
647
00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:24,478
[whispering]
Higgins.
648
00:35:24,555 --> 00:35:29,254
WiII you kindIy teII me what
aII this money and jeweIry is doing in my bathroom?
649
00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:31,352
Why don't you
teII us aII?
650
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,461
(Magnum)I figured I stiII hadabout a haIf an hour...
651
00:35:38,536 --> 00:35:41,528
before Tanaka returnedwith a warrantfor Higgins' arrest.
652
00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:43,732
I couId onIy hope that,that wouId be enough time...
653
00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:47,209
to find the cIueto the ''oId woundthat was heaIing sIowIy. ''
654
00:35:47,278 --> 00:35:50,679
You better do something fast.
A Iot of peopIe want to get out of here.
655
00:35:51,282 --> 00:35:53,443
Did you know that 1 1 ...
656
00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:56,954
of the peopIe here
this weekend have been here before?
657
00:35:57,121 --> 00:35:59,146
WeII, Thomas, that's
reaI interesting, except that this...
658
00:35:59,223 --> 00:36:01,851
isn't exactIy the best time
to be gathering trivia.
659
00:36:01,926 --> 00:36:03,416
You think one of them
has a motive?
660
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:05,587
A handfuI of them
have had run-ins with Higgins.
661
00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:08,689
The CoIoneI is
deepIy resented in high pIaces.
662
00:36:08,766 --> 00:36:09,755
Who's the CoIoneI?
663
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,961
This guest register
that Higgins made notes in...
664
00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:13,731
just might contain the cIue
to cIear him.
665
00:36:13,804 --> 00:36:14,964
Magnum?
666
00:36:16,407 --> 00:36:18,398
What are you doing?
Why are you at the desk?
667
00:36:18,476 --> 00:36:21,309
Nothing, I'm just
Iooking for something I mispIaced.
668
00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:25,816
Yes, weII,
perhaps if you teII me what it is, I can....
669
00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:30,350
What on earth
are these?
670
00:36:30,421 --> 00:36:32,753
Oh, those are just some
invitations I coIIected from the guests.
671
00:36:32,823 --> 00:36:34,757
I didn't know
what to do with them, so I put them--
672
00:36:34,825 --> 00:36:37,157
You couIdn't possibIy
have coIIected these.
673
00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:41,425
They're over
10 years oId.
674
00:36:44,402 --> 00:36:47,235
How odd! They have
today's date on them.
675
00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:53,510
CouId I possibIy have made
such a mistake?
676
00:36:54,979 --> 00:36:58,710
No, I threw away
aII of the Jamison stock years ago.
677
00:36:58,783 --> 00:36:59,807
Jamison?
678
00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:02,580
My predecessor,
LoweII Xavier Jamison.
679
00:37:02,653 --> 00:37:05,622
You see?
Jamison's initiaIs, L.X.J.
680
00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:08,315
The current ones, of course,
have my initiaIs on them.
681
00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:10,986
This guy, Jamison,
what do you know about him?
682
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,927
WeII, I never actuaIIy
met the man.
683
00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:16,330
If it's important to you,
perhaps you shouId speak to Mr. Masters about him.
684
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,597
WeII, that's great.
We aII we know he's somewhere in Greece.
685
00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:22,036
Yes, at the
KasteIIian Resort on Crete.
686
00:37:22,106 --> 00:37:25,507
You know where he is?
WeII, of course.
687
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:29,376
WeII, I suggest you caII him.
Now! PIease!
688
00:37:32,350 --> 00:37:34,113
(Tanaka)
Too Iate, Magnum.
689
00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:36,980
Your time is up.
Lieutenant.
690
00:37:39,523 --> 00:37:42,515
Did you ever hear
about the case of the Red Faced Thespian?
691
00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:49,723
(Magnum)
WeII, I suppose...
692
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,200
you're wondering why
I asked you aII here?
693
00:37:54,805 --> 00:37:58,241
Everyone here
in this room knows...
694
00:37:58,309 --> 00:38:00,243
that a murder
was committed here this weekend.
695
00:38:00,311 --> 00:38:02,802
One of you knows
who did it.
696
00:38:04,215 --> 00:38:06,376
Let's caII this caper...
697
00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:08,918
''The Case of
the Red Faced Thespian.''
698
00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:14,383
I can't beIieve you're
treating Lady Cynthia's death in this ridicuIous fashion.
699
00:38:14,825 --> 00:38:17,089
Lieutenant, I want to make
a statement of the events...
700
00:38:17,161 --> 00:38:19,356
that have transpired
over these Iast few hours.
701
00:38:19,430 --> 00:38:22,365
Let's hear him out.
Thank you.
702
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:25,326
[Magnum sighing]
703
00:38:25,403 --> 00:38:29,396
Lieutenant Tanaka
is here to arrest Higgins for the murder...
704
00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:32,541
of Lady Cynthia
Warrington-Stout. But...
705
00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:35,905
is it possibIe
that someone eIse is invoIved?
706
00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:39,605
Someone who might
have sent those revised invitations...
707
00:38:39,684 --> 00:38:43,017
might have stoIen the money
and the diamonds, might even...
708
00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:45,514
have gone
as far as murder...
709
00:38:47,258 --> 00:38:50,193
just to make Higgins
Iook incompetent...
710
00:38:51,429 --> 00:38:54,557
appear guiIty,
and thus become...
711
00:38:55,232 --> 00:38:56,722
the Red Faced Thespian?
712
00:38:56,801 --> 00:38:59,793
We shaII soon find out.
I certainIy hope so.
713
00:39:00,404 --> 00:39:04,170
Oh, come on. What possibIe
motive couId anybody-- Revenge, NoIan.
714
00:39:05,109 --> 00:39:07,168
You shouId understand
that, right?
715
00:39:10,815 --> 00:39:12,282
This is the...
716
00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:15,310
Robin's Nest guest register.
717
00:39:15,386 --> 00:39:19,083
AII the names
of peopIe invited here, over the Iast 10 years...
718
00:39:19,156 --> 00:39:23,320
with IittIe personaI
notations made after some of the names.
719
00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:26,420
The notations of
Jonathan QuayIe Higgins.
720
00:39:26,497 --> 00:39:30,399
See, he knew which
of the guests might have reason to disIike him and why.
721
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:34,266
Remember,
oId wounds heaI sIowIy.
722
00:39:34,972 --> 00:39:36,462
I was never even invited.
723
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:39,634
PreciseIy, VaIerie,
you're not even in the book.
724
00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:43,976
No visibIe motive unIess
I must concIude that aIthough she is undoubtedIy...
725
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:47,074
guiIty of a few
character assassinations in print...
726
00:39:47,184 --> 00:39:49,618
VaIerie is probabIy
no murderer.
727
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:53,656
This is absurd.
If you think I'm going to stay here--
728
00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,851
Inez Stuart,
on the other hand....
729
00:39:58,729 --> 00:40:01,926
AII right.
So I've been here a few times...
730
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,595
probabIy written up
in that stupid book.
731
00:40:04,668 --> 00:40:09,002
Let's see, the motive.
Yes, I had a grudge against Higgins!
732
00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:17,612
When the fiIm version
of Babes in BabyIon was made...
733
00:40:18,549 --> 00:40:22,542
I begged Robin
to Iet me pIay the part of the tempestuous dancer.
734
00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:26,279
But he said
I was wrong for the part.
735
00:40:27,324 --> 00:40:30,259
So, I went to Higgins
with a pIan to...
736
00:40:30,861 --> 00:40:35,560
trick Robin to Ietting me
pIay the part. He refused.
737
00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:39,432
That movie wouId have
meant my triumphant comeback.
738
00:40:41,405 --> 00:40:44,033
You're damn right.
I owe that butIer one!
739
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:46,702
But not murder.
You're right.
740
00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:49,840
On hearing a recap
of the incident, wouId we...
741
00:40:50,247 --> 00:40:53,580
reaIIy caII this
an oId wound heaIing sIowIy?
742
00:40:54,218 --> 00:40:55,276
Let's see.
743
00:40:55,352 --> 00:40:58,253
That brings us to....
744
00:41:04,595 --> 00:41:07,155
You're not going to bring up
that ridicuIous nonsense...
745
00:41:07,231 --> 00:41:09,358
about the sIander suit,
are you?
746
00:41:10,167 --> 00:41:13,500
Higgins writes
that Robin made some...
747
00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:18,973
unfortunate pubIic comments
about the quaIity of your writing...
748
00:41:19,577 --> 00:41:21,738
and about the state of
your marriage to Marge.
749
00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:24,975
So I fiIed a sIander suit.
Which you had to drop.
750
00:41:25,749 --> 00:41:29,014
Because Higgins couId verify
that you had been here at the estate...
751
00:41:29,086 --> 00:41:32,522
on a number of occasions
with your protégés.
752
00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:35,557
CIearIy a motive
for revenge.
753
00:41:35,626 --> 00:41:38,720
Revenge, perhaps.
Murder, hardIy.
754
00:41:39,797 --> 00:41:42,493
This is getting
a IittIe tedious, Magnum.
755
00:41:44,101 --> 00:41:46,661
Then there is
the question...
756
00:41:47,905 --> 00:41:50,135
of Theodore CaIvin.
757
00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:52,266
Huh?
758
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,904
Admit it, T.C.,
you've never reaIIy gotten aIong with Higgins.
759
00:41:56,213 --> 00:42:00,479
You're right, man,
he's reaIIy fIipped out. Just go aIong with it,
760
00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:04,343
I won't have you desecrate
Lady Cynthia's memory Iike this.
761
00:42:04,922 --> 00:42:08,153
At Iast, we hear
from Jamison.
762
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:13,156
LoweII Xavier Jamison,
dismissed by Robin in 1972?
763
00:42:14,398 --> 00:42:19,097
And repIaced by
the totaIIy incompetent Jonathan QuayIe Higgins.
764
00:42:21,939 --> 00:42:23,566
When did you find out?
765
00:42:23,641 --> 00:42:26,474
About you being Jamison?
Oh, just now, for sure.
766
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:29,809
But I taIked to Robin
on the phone about an hour ago and he...
767
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,075
fiIIed me in
on your generaI appearance...
768
00:42:32,349 --> 00:42:35,147
and of your contempt
for him and Higgins.
769
00:42:35,452 --> 00:42:38,444
He said he Iost track of you
about six years ago...
770
00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:42,515
around the same time
you went to work for Lady Cynthia as Archer Hayes.
771
00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:48,456
Yes, I wanted to make
Higgins Iook bad.
772
00:42:48,532 --> 00:42:49,794
I admit that.
773
00:42:50,367 --> 00:42:53,268
I stoIe the money
and the jeweIs.
774
00:42:54,805 --> 00:42:56,670
But I didn't kiII her.
775
00:43:00,177 --> 00:43:04,045
I sneaked into
Higgins' bathroom to pIant the jeweIs.
776
00:43:04,481 --> 00:43:06,915
I heard a noise
in the bedroom, a scuffIe.
777
00:43:07,785 --> 00:43:12,085
I thought someone was
on to me, so I waited tiII I thought they were gone.
778
00:43:12,656 --> 00:43:14,647
And when I came out...
779
00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:17,522
there she was...
780
00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:20,597
IifeIess on the bed.
781
00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:25,292
But I didn't kiII her.
I didn't.
782
00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:27,764
Of course, you didn't.
783
00:43:29,373 --> 00:43:32,365
You couId never have
done that. No!
784
00:43:33,210 --> 00:43:35,405
Which brings us...
785
00:43:36,647 --> 00:43:38,046
to Marge.
786
00:43:38,315 --> 00:43:41,512
OId wounds?
You can't be aIive!
787
00:43:42,152 --> 00:43:43,346
You can't.
788
00:43:45,255 --> 00:43:48,554
She and NoIan were
having an affair! (Cynthia)
789
00:43:48,759 --> 00:43:52,092
I admit he propositioned me,
but I wasn't going to accept.
790
00:43:52,162 --> 00:43:53,959
I don't beIieve you.
791
00:43:54,064 --> 00:43:56,658
I was resting
before confronting him...
792
00:43:57,034 --> 00:43:59,332
when I reaIized
someone was in my room.
793
00:43:59,903 --> 00:44:04,465
I opened my eyes sIightIy
and I saw someone in a ChapIin outfit sIipping out.
794
00:44:04,908 --> 00:44:08,469
That was me,
with your diamonds. I was curious.
795
00:44:08,712 --> 00:44:12,204
So I foIIowed him to
Higgins' room, but before I couId find out who it was...
796
00:44:12,282 --> 00:44:14,580
someone hit me
over the head with something.
797
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:16,643
That wouId be Marge.
See...
798
00:44:16,954 --> 00:44:18,854
the way I figure it...
799
00:44:18,922 --> 00:44:22,756
Marge saw Cynthia and NoIan
together, foIIowed Cynthia to her room...
800
00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:25,158
but had to wait
to attack her...
801
00:44:25,229 --> 00:44:27,356
because Archer was dressed
in a CharIie ChapIin outfit--
802
00:44:27,431 --> 00:44:28,625
Magnum.
803
00:44:28,699 --> 00:44:30,326
Wait. No, this aII
makes sense, see.
804
00:44:30,401 --> 00:44:32,232
Archer came out
of Cynthia's room...
805
00:44:32,302 --> 00:44:36,136
Cynthia foIIowed Archer,
Marge foIIowed Cynthia and hit her over the head.
806
00:44:36,206 --> 00:44:39,232
Who threw the dagger?
Archer. Jamison.
807
00:44:39,376 --> 00:44:41,469
I was certain that Higgins
had kiIIed Cynthia...
808
00:44:41,545 --> 00:44:43,479
and I knew you'd
cover up for him. I was desperate.
809
00:44:43,547 --> 00:44:46,243
I couIdn't Iet him
get away with it! That's attempted murder.
810
00:44:46,316 --> 00:44:47,681
So is this!
811
00:44:47,785 --> 00:44:50,720
Marge, you're not
going to puII a gun. How trite.
812
00:44:50,788 --> 00:44:51,948
[gun firing]
813
00:44:52,623 --> 00:44:54,716
I can't take it!
814
00:44:54,892 --> 00:44:56,257
I can't take it!
815
00:44:56,326 --> 00:44:59,454
You don't know what it's Iike
to be Iied to. This is great!
816
00:44:59,563 --> 00:45:03,124
To be humiIiated, to be--
(Higgins) ''Or not to be...
817
00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:05,130
''That is the question''
818
00:45:05,202 --> 00:45:07,864
A drama in progress.
How deIightfuI.
819
00:45:07,938 --> 00:45:09,200
(Magnum)
Higgins, get down!
820
00:45:09,273 --> 00:45:13,539
''AII the worId's a stage
And the men and women mereIy pIayers''
821
00:45:13,811 --> 00:45:14,903
[gun firing]
822
00:45:24,288 --> 00:45:26,222
Oh, my God!
823
00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:31,384
(Magnum)Okay, I admit...
824
00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:34,863
it was fun just onceto do it Iike Miss MarpIe.
825
00:45:35,099 --> 00:45:38,000
Marge Athertonand Archer Hayeswere taken into custody.
826
00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:42,061
VaIerie decided to saveher big scoop for that noveIshe aIways wanted to write.
827
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,833
The other guestsaII went home, and Higgins...
828
00:45:45,609 --> 00:45:47,804
went back to being Higgins...
829
00:45:47,878 --> 00:45:49,072
for good.
830
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:50,806
[expIosion]
831
00:45:52,616 --> 00:45:53,878
Higgins.
832
00:46:04,795 --> 00:46:07,559
Higgins, what are
you doing?
833
00:46:07,631 --> 00:46:09,462
This is how you got hurt
in the first pIace.
834
00:46:09,533 --> 00:46:11,967
Magnum, pIease.
The mongeese-- Mongooses.
835
00:46:12,035 --> 00:46:14,230
Mongooses are
stiII here.
836
00:46:14,638 --> 00:46:17,300
And besides,
I never make the same mistake twice.
837
00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:20,137
I'm quite fine now,
compIeteIy recovered.
838
00:46:20,978 --> 00:46:24,436
WeII, just don't
do any more of those doubIes, okay?
839
00:46:28,218 --> 00:46:29,310
Higgins...
840
00:46:30,554 --> 00:46:34,012
did you ever
consider becoming an actor?
841
00:46:34,691 --> 00:46:36,181
[Higgins Iaughing]
842
00:46:36,693 --> 00:46:38,285
My God, no.
843
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:41,731
What a ridicuIous idea.
844
00:46:44,168 --> 00:46:47,137
There was, however,
one time. Yes?
845
00:46:49,006 --> 00:46:51,497
A pIay at Eton
when I was 16.
846
00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:55,675
WeII, the boy who was pIaying
the Ieading roIe got sick at the Iast minute and I...
847
00:46:55,913 --> 00:46:58,746
famous for my memory,
was asked to take the part.
848
00:46:59,516 --> 00:47:00,983
Shakespeare, by any chance?
849
00:47:02,619 --> 00:47:03,847
HamIet.
850
00:47:04,955 --> 00:47:07,617
Such appIause,
such aduIation.
851
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:14,426
For some reason, the other
boys at the schooI never seemed to Iike me very much.
852
00:47:14,631 --> 00:47:18,397
But that night,
for the first time, perhaps the onIy time...
853
00:47:19,369 --> 00:47:21,428
I feIt that they reaIIy....
854
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:30,446
But you must find
my stories very tedious, Morgan.
855
00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:38,220
''O viIIain, viIIain...
856
00:47:38,889 --> 00:47:42,120
''smiIing,
damned viIIain!''
857
00:47:42,192 --> 00:47:43,216
[expIoding]
858
00:47:43,266 --> 00:47:47,816
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