All language subtitles for Magnum P.I. s02e10 The cWilliams.eng

Keep the police
out of it

if you want to see
your husband alive again.

You left $500,000

in a crate
on the side of the road?

It was ransom money,

and those were
the instructions.

Do you expect me to hop over
all 13 of these islands?

That's the name of
your service, isn't it?

Island Hoppers?

Go, Kaholo!

Where is she?

He brought disgrace
to the family.

My daughter is doing
the only honorable thing.

Mitsue.

Just think of it.

All those shrimp
down there,

just swimming around,

waiting for somebody
to serve them up for dinner.

Thousands and
thousands of 'em.

You know what it
reminds me of?

Did I ever tell
you about my run-in

with African army ants?

Talk about intelligence.
Not like these guys.

If these shrimps
were like those ants,

they'd be eatin' us.

Huh, anyway,

there I was
just lying in my tent.

You're
a beautiful woman, Mitsue.

Come on,
we better get goin'.

I'll tell you what,

after we go
see this property,

why don't we go out,
have a real fancy dinner?

Someplace where they charge
$10 for a cup of coffee

and the waiter
would do anything

but chew your food
for you.

Good afternoon,
Mr. And Mrs. McWilliams.

Hello, George.
How's your day?

Ah, okay, thanks.

I just wish it'd go
a little faster.

Big plans
for the evening?

You got it.

You want me to take
that to the lab?

Oh, yeah.
Thanks.

And remember, George,
moderation in everything.

Mr. McWilliams,
coming from you...

Thank you.

Stay where you are!

Don't move!

Stay where you are!

You, too, don't move!

Now, take
your gun out slowly.

Now, throw it
over there. Now!

You will be called.

Keep the police
out of it

if you want to see
your husband alive again.

Get on in! In!

Dick! Dick, come back!

You in big trouble, boy.

How you gonna get
those tax forms in order

by the 15th?

Don't worry
about it, T.C.

I got
everything under control.

Well,
that's obvious.

I ain't never seen
anyone so disorganized

in my whole entire life.

Look at this mess.

Don't do that!

Don't you have
to fly somebody

somewhere or something?

No.
Business is slow.

You can't do that.

Do what?

You can't add
what's on line 70

to what's
on line 60.

But wait. T.C.,

look right here.
It says "total."

Uh, it's like adding
apples to oranges.

What are you
talking about?

Right there, T.C.,
it says "total."

Yeah?
"Total," right there.

You got to go back
to Page 3.

Good afternoon,
gentlemen.

Hey, Higgie baby.

Hi, Higgins.

You ought to patent

this filing system
of yours, Magnum.

Yeah,
it's a mystery to me

how this man
can find anything.

Huh.

I must say,
this displays pure genius.

Absolute
financial wizardry.

No doubt
the Internal Revenue Service

will be equally impressed.

But why all the fuss?

I should think it would
require no time at all

to prepare the taxes
of one who has no income.

Did you come here
for a reason, Higgins?

There's a Mrs. McWilliams
in the living room

who wishes
to see you.

Maybe she wants T.M.
To do her taxes.

Will you stop it!

Why didn't you
just send her over?

She'd prefer to see you alone.

Hi, Mitsue.

Hello, Thomas.

Uh-oh,

come on,
what's he done this time?

Another fight?

Somebody suing him?

What's wrong?

Dick's been kidnapped.

Rule 2 in kidnapping cases:
Never call the police.

The truth is,

you flip a coin and
take your chances.

Since Mitsue wanted
to keep Five-O out of it,

I decided to go along.

At least for the time being.

Mitsue,
could I have some tea?

Oh, of course.

How rude of me not to offer.
I'm sorry.

was to keep Mitsue busy
until the call came.

I'd known Dick
since our paths crossed

in the Navy 10 years ago.

He was a hell-raiser.

Always at the bottom
of a practical joke

or chasing a pretty woman.

That was until
he married Mitsue.

Then he laid off the women.

I think.

I remember his
tiny bachelor pad

in Black Point.

It was filled with trophies,
pictures, and Fred.

Fred was the meanest
turtle I'd ever seen

and Dick swears
he didn't catch him.

It was the other way around.

Knowing Dick,
he was probably right.

May I help you?

Uh, yes.
I'm Thomas Magnum.

I am Yoshio Nishimoto,
Mitsue's father.

I speak English.

Oh, well,
Mitsue asked me to help her.

I'm waiting with her
for the kidnappers to call.

Father.

I thought you
were at the aquafarm.

Why did you involve this man
in our private affairs?

I'm a friend
of Dick's.

I'm just here
to help, sir.

I have no desire to see
Mr. McWilliams return.

Father.

I care nothing
for the man

nor what becomes
of him.

Mr. Nishimoto,
I think Dick's done

a lot for you
and for your family.

Such as?

The aquafarm.

The whole thing was
his idea, wasn't it?

Mr. Magnum,

we were hardly
poor fish peddlers.

My son-in-law merely used
an already existing business

and its money to further
his own ambitions.

Perhaps Westerners
find that enterprising.

I do not.

Good day,
Mr. Magnum.

Please.

Mitsue,

has your father always felt
that way about Dick?

We're Japanese,
Thomas.

He didn't want me
to marry Dick.

I'm sorry.

It is nothing
to be sorry for.

It is the way it is.

I am very happy
with Dick.

Wait a minute.

Do you have
an extension?

In the dining room.

Hello?

Put the money
in a small crate

by the side of the road.

Don't involve
the police.

Can you raise
that kind of money

by tomorrow?

Without
your father's help?

Yes.

Look, Mitsue, maybe we
better call the police.

It might be
the safest thing.

No, please.

They'll kill him.

All right.

I'll be here
in the morning.

Oh.

How can anybody so tiny
weigh so much?

It's the dress.

Oh, look at this.

I look like
a pale blue polar bear.

Oh, Dick.

How did you ever talk me
into renting this thing?

Well, I think you look
very nice.

Like a big ángel.

Well,
this place isn't bad.

But I'll bet you
that the bed is round

and that
the bathtub is heart-shaped.

Dick?

Dick?

I'm sorry, Mits.

I never had any family,
but I know how you feel.

I knew what I was doing.

None of your family
showed up at all.

It doesn't matter.

It was still beautiful.

Yeah.

All that champagne left over.

Couldn't let it go to waste.

History, Mits.
You made history.

You finally got
old Dick McWilliams

to the altar.

I never thought
you would,

and none of
my pals did either.

I hope
you don't regret it.

Not if you don't.

But I do.

I'm scared.
I regret it like crazy.

Until I remember
the woman I married.

You're the only woman

that I'd want to
change my life for.

You've made me
think of a home

as something more

than a place
to leave my dirty socks.

You make me
wish I was younger

or better looking.

Shh. Don't.

I love you.

And I love
everything about you.

And I love you.

Why don't we go and
act like newlyweds?

but Mitsue still didn't want
the police called in.

As for my little voice,

the trusty little voice
that tells me what to do,

well, it was being
unusually quiet.

That's the trouble
with little voices.

No consistency.

You know, T.C.,
you forgot

to deduct leasing costs
and business expenses.

What do you mean,
leasing costs and business expenses?

Well, the Ferrari,
for one.

Robin Masters lets
him use the Ferrari

free of charge.

Yeah, that's right.

Well, you could say
this is his office.

That's rent.

He don't pay
no rent.

Hmm.

Well, what about
redecorating expenses

like new carpeting, paint,
new lighting fixtures?

What about
furniture expenses,

like the desk
that he uses,

the sofa that
his clients sit on,

and the bed?

How can you list the bed
as a business expense?

List it
as entertainment.

Hi, guys.

Hey.

Hi, Thomas.

I need your help.

For what?

Well,

I'll tell you.
Uh, it's nothing big.

I just need you to
help me deliver $500,000.

This is Red Dog.
Charlie spotted.

Masked man riding
yellow Bronco. Over.

Could you make
the license-plate number?

Negative. No plates.

Terrific.

He didn't come out.

Where did it go?

I don't know.
It's gotta be in there.

Lower this thing.
I want to take a peek, T.C.

A peek, huh?

There he is.

Must have made a switch.

He's gotta be in
one of those cars

that just went through.

Great. Which one?

I don't know.

Follow them all
till I ID 'em.

T.C.,
I can't read the numbers

when you rock the chopper.

Well, pardon me
all to hell.

Does that plate look like
DPL or, or OPL?

Well, I can't tell.

I'm busy not rocking
the chopper.

despite T.C. 's rocky ride.

Now, all I had to
do was run them down

and see which one came
closest to being a kidnapper.

It would be
a very tedious job.

I put Rick and T.C. On it.

They thought I handed them
the lousy job,

but believe me,
nothing was as bad

as waiting for
the phone to ring.

Why are they
taking so long to call?

Perhaps,
you and your friend Magnum

gave our money away
for nothing.

You know,
you're really something.

You may not like Dick,

but he's your
daughter's husband.

That is not
a marriage I approved.

So you torture her

when she's
scared and in pain?

Speak English!

Thank you, Thomas.

Out!

Yeah, yeah, Shakey,
I'm holding.

I'm holding.

Will you just
cut off the music?

Just what I need,

another 10 minutes
of Downtown by violinists.

How did you do?

Ah, I don't know.

How can you tell
if someone's a kidnapper or not?

You mean you didn't check
those names out?

Of course
I checked them out.

The first one
was a cop with Five-O.

Figured he
probably wasn't our man.

Well, what was
his name?

McGarrett.

Oh, yeah, then next, uh,
was a dental hygienist.

Man, she had
the prettiest white...

Hold on, Shakey.
Hold on a minute.

What about
the dental hygienist?

Small apartment
somewhere.

Sounds okay.
I don't know.

Give me her name.

I'll have Shakey
check 'em out.

Shakey?

He's a sergeant
with the HPD.

He owes me some favors.

Shakey? Shakey.
Yeah, listen...

You mean the whole time
I've been running

all over Honolulu
looking up these people,

you been sitting right here,
doing it on the phone?

Hey, I've been out, too,
okay?

What happened
to your eye?

Who gave you that?

Shakey, Shakey,
don't hang up, now.

I want you to check
one other thing for me,

run it down for me.

Yes.

Mable Page.
P- A-G-E.

166 Oahu Street.

166. Apartment 6-B.

And, uh, Shakey.
Shakey?

How does HPD
afford music on hold?

It's not a real orchestra,
you know.

They put those
things on tape.

T.C., you can make
dumb remarks all day long

and I still ain't
gonna tell you.

there was still
no word on Dick.

So when T.C. And Rick came up
with two possible suspects,

I decided to check them out.

Rick wouldn't tell me

which one gave
him the black eye.

Gloria Bauer?

Don't know you.

Oh, wait a minute.

Excuse me.
How can you be sure?

Nope.
I'd remember you.

What do you want?

Well, may I come in?

Go ahead, sit down.

Miss Bauer.

Gloria.
And what's your name?

Magnum.
Thomas Magnum.

Like a big
bottle of champagne.

Do you own
a 1974 blue sedan?

License number
AFF444?

It's about those damn
parking tickets, isn't it?

No, it's not about
any tickets.

I told you people
1,000 times,

that parking meter
out there is broken.

I don't know anything
about any tickets.

Honest.

So what are you asking me
about my car for?

Then it is your car?

Doesn't do me any good.
I can't drive the thing.

Not with gas
as high as it is.

Oh, did you
drive it today?

Nope.
Not yesterday either.

Miss Bauer.

Gloria.

Uh, your car
was seen

on the road
today about 12:00.

Damn jerk.
Borrowed it again.

He's always
borrowing without asking.

Who?

Kaholo.

The love of my life.

You left $500,000 in a crate

on the side of the road?

Higgins, will you
just forget about that?

$500,000.
Are you mad?

Don't answer that.

It was ransom money,

and those were
the instructions.

What would you do?

Without question,

I would have
involved the police

or at least have
the assailants followed.

That's what
T.C. And I did,

except the assailants
turned out to be pretty smart

and they switched
vehicles in a tunnel.

And then we had to
track down

each and every vehicle
that came out of the tunnel.

And then when I finally
found the kidnapper,

well, it was
actually his girlfriend,

he turned out to be
a friend of Dick's.

Nothing is ever simple
with you, Magnum, is it?

Will you just
answer my question

please?

During the last
fiscal year,

Nishimoto's profits soared

39.6 percent.

In addition, they received
a handsome premium

from their merger
with Emerald Sea Foods, Inc.

Emerald Sea stockholders
were offered

cash or stock in Nishimoto.

Naturally,
most preferred stock

since the cash would be
immediately taxable.

I would estimate

Mr. McWilliams'
personal income,

what with the profits,
premium and merger,

and of course a salary raise,

to have risen tenfold.

So the taxes
he'd pay...

Mr. McWilliams would,
as the saying goes,

be taken to the cleaners
by your Uncle Sam.

Unless, of course,
he has sufficient deductions.

Maybe he found

the biggest deduction
of all.

You think
he kidnapped himself?

$500,000 of
undeclared income,

and nobody gets hurt
but my Uncle Sam?

Maybe...

Yes?

Dick was the kind of guy

who never could stay
with anything, or anyone, too long.

Maybe this was his ticket out.

I just hope
his wife is in on it.

His ticket out of what?

Dick!

Dick!

Dick. Dick.

Decided to hibernate
with me after all, huh?

Some guy came
visiting Gloria today.

Tall, moustache.
I don't know.

Gloria,
she's sauced again.

Could hardly understand
a word she said.

Well, what happened?

He wanted to know
who was driving her car yesterday.

Doesn't mean anything.

This guy
meant business.

I think he was waiving
a gun in Gloria's face

'cause she kept muttering
something about a Magnum.

Oh, damn.

What?

Mitsue called Tom.

Who?

Thomas Magnum.

He's an old
Navy buddy of mine.

But he's a detective now.

Okay, that's it.
You gotta get out of here.

Go to
the Mainland or something.

No. No, no.

I'm gonna stay right here,
just like we planned.

Are you crazy?

No. I'm hot.

No matter where I'd go,
he'd have it staked out.

Your place, Gloria's.

Well, you better
come in here, too,

until things cool down.

Dick, listen.

Why don't you just
go back to Mitsue?

Pretend you
really got nabbed,

and you still
got all the money.

I can't.

Why not?

I just can't, that's all!

I was never cut out for that
kimono crowd, anyway.

But I did love her.

I really did.

I think maybe you
still do, brother.

Maybe.

But not enough
to stick around.

Oh, it's the best way
for her, too.

I was starting to get
a roving eye again, you know?

I didn't want to hurt her,
not like that.

Besides, look,
we got $500,000 to split.

That will buy us
a lot of fishing anywhere.

I'm sticking right here
in the Islands.

I can... I can still disappear
till this quiets down.

I'll check with you
in a couple of days.

Yeah.

Stay away from Gloria's.

Yeah.

What makes you so sure
that Dick is all right?

Because I think Dick knows
the man who kidnapped him.

And I think you
know him, too.

I don't understand.

Dick had his fishing buddy
kidnap him, Mitsue.

And I think
you're in on it.

What?

Come on, Mitsue.
I'm not a fool.

Dick kidnapped himself.

Look, I don't know
why you're saying that.

But I do know
I don't have to listen.

Mitsue.

Please go.

Mitsue.

You really
don't have any idea

what I'm talking about,
do you?

I'll send you a check
for what we owe you.

Mitsue, wait a minute.
Just hear me out.

Just leave.

I'll be interested in hearing
what Mr. Magnum has to say.

Especially in light
of what I've already heard.

Please, Father.

Why did my son-in-law
arrange his own kidnapping?

He didn't.

Please continue,
Mr. Magnum.

Mitsue, does the truth
frighten you that much?

It's just a theory.
It has to do with taxes.

Of course.

He made a great deal of money
this last year.

Yes.

I must admit

my son-in-law has exercised

a considerable
amount of ingenuity

in yet another demonstration
of his immoral character.

Look, he's probably hiding out
till things cool off.

Do either of you know a place
he might have gone?

I know of no place. Mitsue?

Your husband
brings disgrace to this family

and you have
nothing to say?

I know of no place either.

I'm sorry, Mitsue.

There's no need.

Please go.

I know Mitsue had
been through hell

trying to get her
family to accept Dick,

and I'd just blown it for her.

What was worse,

I had an idea she was
in for a lot more grief.

If you're planning
suicide,

please do it on
someone else's beach.

What?

You look despondent.

I'm not despondent.

I'm depressed.

Sorry. I should have
noticed the difference.

I just told Mitsue
my theory about Dick.

No doubt with your
usual timing and tact.

You know, Higgins,

it's very easy
for you to be sarcastic.

You don't care
about these people.

You don't know what
they've been through.

Or I put 'em through.

Damn!
I just don't know what to do.

Your case reminds me
of Mandalay in '48

when Burma gained
its independence.

Higgins, please.
I do not want

another one of
your travelogues.

One of our lads
was kidnapped.

He was involved
with the daughter

of an Oriental tea merchant.

There were
all sorts of political and social ramifications.

As an aide to
the former British governor,

I wanted to
investigate the case.

But it was out of
our jurisdiction.

My hands were tied.

The incompetent
local authorities

finally found the lad,

decomposed
beyond recognition.

That's awful.

Yes.

He was the finest
cricketer in the regiment.

Higgins, you trying
to tell me something?

Good heavens, no.

Of course,

you do have jurisdiction,
even though somewhat limited.

You can do something
to see justice is done.

You also don't have to
let the local authorities

muck it up.

Thank you, Higgins.

What for?

I was just reminiscing.

Hello.

Anybody there?

No. I ain't
taking her out.

One of the engines
is down

and it's gonna
take me the day to get her runnin'.

Try the Nalani.

No, wait a minute.
Are you the captain?

Hello?

Well,
what do you think?

Oh.

I hear you take
Dick McWilliams out a lot.

Yeah, he's a regular.

And his pal.
A big Hawaiian.

Why are you so interested?

Well, I hear they can
spend days doing nothing

but baiting hooks and
slugging down beers.

They stay here
on the boat?

On this boat?
Are you kiddin'?

Would you?

No. Where do
they stay?

Always something
going wrong.

Today it's that
damn engine.

Tomorrow,
who knows?

Could be
the valves.

Uh-huh.

Of course the generator's
been acting up lately.

Boy,

I'll bet you could always use
a little extra cash, huh?

Yeah,
I guess I could.

Tsk.

Yeah, I used to
take Dick and Kaholo

up to
the Koolau Islands.

It's good fishin' there.

Any particular place?

I just told you.
The Koolau Islands.

Yeah, I know,
but do you have any idea how many there are?

13?

Do you expect me to hop over
all 13 of these islands?

That's the name
of your service, isn't it?

Island Hoppers?

Yeah, I'm thinking
about changing it to Magnum's Taxi Service.

Look, we'll start
with the big ones.

Head that way, T.C.

"Head that way, T.C.

Stop here, T.C.
Drop me there, T.C."

Enough, T.C.

You know,
I feel like an elevator,

going up, going down,

and going up
and going down.

Wait a minute.
I got another shack.

Yeah,
that's number 24.

Just set it down, okay?

Next week
I can write a book:

Tourist Guide
to Every Deserted Shack in Hawaii.

All the flying
I did today,

if I wasn't
already certified,

I could qualify now.

Hello?

Anybody here?

But we finally found
what we were looking for,

unfortunately.

It was a lousy end
to a lousy day.

My little voice
finally started talking.

It said I should
have called the cops in the first place.

That's often the best thing
about my little voice.

20/20 hindsight.

You're blaming
yourself.

No, I'm not.

Yes, you are.
You got that

"I should have done
it different" look

all over your face.

Well, I should have.

Telling Mitsue and her father
that Dick kidnapped himself was dumb.

I don't think
it was dumb.

Hey, we all knew
Dick was somewhat of a good-timer.

Yeah, I suppose.

You know, I think
it still was his scam.

I guess somebody just got
a little bit too greedy.

Maybe like his buddy Kaholo?

Maybe.

Island Hoppers.

It's for you.

Hello.

Your man Kaholo
showed up.

Is he still there?

Yeah.
He's still there.

But my guess is he
won't be here for long.

And Thomas,
you were right.

He snuck in
the back way.

I'm on my way.

And, Rick, if he tries
to leave, you stop him.

Sure. I'll just put him
in an arm-lock.

Gee, is he nuts.

What are we
gonna name it?

Name what?

Our orchid farm.

Oh. I don't care.
Name it anything you want.

Can we call it
"Gloria's Farm"?

I've never seen my name

up in lights
like that before.

Fine.

That's okay
with you?

Fine.
Yeah, that's fine, Gloria.

Listen, could you
hurry up?

We gotta
get out of here.

Who is it?

Magnum. I want to talk to you.

I don't feel like
talking.

Go, Kaholo!

Stand up.

The cut wasn't
big enough for you, you had to kill him.

What?

We've been to the island.
We found Dick's body.

I didn't do it.

We set up
the nab together,

but I didn't kill him.
I swear I didn't.

I didn't even
know he was dead.

Then why did you take
the lover's exit?

'Cause Gloria told me
you were looking for me.

I even told Dick.
I went to the...

I went to
the shack to warn him.

He's good.
He covered all his ground.

It's the truth.
When I left him, he was fine.

It's... it's my share.
$100,000. Go ahead, count it.

Who else knew
about the island?

I didn't think
anybody did.

He was still singing
the same innocent song.

I sort of believed him,

though I really
didn't want to.

The alternative
was really ugly.

Mitsue.

Mitsue.

Mitsue.

Where's Mitsue?

Our problems no longer
concern you, Mr. Magnum.

You know he's dead,
don't you?

I found him.
No knife, no gun.

Beaten to death.

You're a fisherman.
You know where he'd go.

I had no intention
of killing him.

I went to talk,

to make him return
to the police.

But as usual,
he would not listen to me.

Instead, he chose
to provoke me.

I responded
accordingly.

Did you really have to,
or did you want to?

Where is Mitsue?

You are Occidental.
You do not understand.

Where is she?

He brought disgrace
to the family.

My daughter is doing
the only honorable thing.

Seppuku?

You're willing to let
your daughter kill herself?

She insisted.
I respect her wishes.

Out of my way.

Mitsue!

Mitsue, don't.

He was never
coming back to me.

Mitsue.

All the time

I thought he loved me.

I believed him.

Dick was
two different men.

One who was always looking
for a good time,

no matter who it hurt,

but the other was
a man who loved you,

very much.

So much so that

I think he knew that
he'd ruin your life

if he stayed.

Remember the good
parts of him, Mitsue.

There's enough people
that remember the rest.

Thomas, can you get me
some oregano?

Oh, sure.

Say, Rick,

who was the other one
on the list?

What list?

Oh, the list of
drivers that we IDed.

Hmm.
What do you think?

More salt.

Right.

So,
who was it, Rick?

You think
it needs more wine?

Rick, come on.
Who was it?

Catherine.

Catherine who?

T.C., what about the peppers?

Rick.

I don't know.
They don't have a last name.

Who doesn't have
a last name?

Nuns.

Well, what's so funny?

You mean to tell me
a nun gave you that shiner?

She thought I was
trying to steal her car.

Hey, she was a big nun.

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