All language subtitles for Magnum P.I. s02e04 From Moscow To Maui.eng

Blue Light, it's a MiG-30.
Russian markings.

I'm on his six.

My fiancee is here
with a Soviet track team.

She also wants to defect.

You don't know these people.
I will never get out of here.

It should be
turned over to the FBI.

By the time they interview us,
file a report,

get instructions
from Washington,

Yuri will be in Moscow.

Where is Yuri?

Now, where is he?

You won't shoot me.

Blue Light, Beta-One.
We're airborne.

Roger. You are cleared
to Angels 30.

Take a heading
of 350 to intercept.

Spark 115. Over.

Beta-One climbing Angels 30.
Heading 350, Spark 115.

Any change?

No, sir.
The aircraft's still approaching.

Have we made contact?

There's no reply
to our radio transmissions.

When are we intercepting,
Major?

Any moment,
sir.

Any chance that
it's one of ours?

Blue Light, Beta-One.
Angels 30.

Roger.
Take a heading of 270.

Bogey at 12:00,
40 miles.

Do you have visual contact?
Over.

Negative. Radar only.

Ah, wait one.

We have bogey in sight.

Tallyho!

Roger.

Blue Light, it's a MiG-30.
Russian markings.

I'm on his six.

The Russians
have never let them out of the Eastern Bloc.

What the hell's it
doing here?

The pilot doesn't respond
to radio contact. Over.

He might not
be able to, sir.

The Russians only
give their pilots a narrow frequency band.

They don't want them
making foreign contact.

On his six. On his six.

Come on,
we're awaiting instructions.

Roger, wait one.

Beta-One,

this is Colonel Halver.
Stay on him.

But don't take
any offensive action at this time. Over.

Roger.

Put the base on alert.

Yes, sir.

Blue Light,
he's lowering his gear.

Repeat.
He's lowering his gear.

Beta-One,
allow the plane to land.

I request political asylum.

Freedom.

This is for you.

Business had been slow.

Not even a divorce case
had come my way in weeks.

And I wasn't the only one
going through a lull.

T.C. 's chopper business
was down

and the King Kamehameha Club

had lost some members to
a rival club in Diamond Head.

I intended to use
the extra time

to keep myself
in some kind of shape.

My friends were also spending
their time constructively.

No.

The LZ was
north of the paddy.

That's where
Froggy got lit up.

Damn, T.C. I don't know
how you could have forgotten that.

Orville,
don't write my biography.

The LZ was east of the paddy
when we went in to get the team.

Froggy didn't buy it
until the next day flying a dust-off.

That's where he
first got lit up.

The LZ was hot,
remember?

Okay, let me guess.

The pea is under that one.
Oh. Nope. Sorry.

Very funny.

Hey, listen, you remember
when we picked you up in Bihn Lat?

Yeah, yeah, uh,
Froggy didn't buy it that day. Did he?

Yes, he did.

I don't believe you guys.

Why don't you talk
about something a little more pleasant.

Like the flu or taxes.

How about
litigation?

What?

Magnum,
has it ever occurred to you

when you take
your seaside strolls, to leave a note on the door?

It would make it
so much easier

for process servers
to locate you.

Process servers?

A gentleman is waiting
in the guesthouse.

He's a process server?

Who's suing you?

We can't afford this,
Thomas.

Higgins,
why'd you let him in?

I didn't say
he was a process server.

I merely said
that a note would facilitate

the inevitable process server
in finding you.

Who's the guy
in the guesthouse?

Oddly enough, I suppose
he's a prospective client.

Thanks, Higgins.
Thanks a lot.

All right.

I say,

Sebastopol.

You've made a
slight error, though.

The Russian artillery
was closer to the salient.

There.

Higgins' little joke
hit too close to home.

As a private investigator,
I had collected a few enemies

and even more debts.

It was the debts
that worried me.

They tended to be
much more persistent.

Hi. Mr. Magnum?

Yes.

You are
a private investigator?

Yes. Hi.

You're wearing a swimsuit.

Don't worry, I got
a whole closet full of pants.

What can I do for you?

"U.S. Sales representative
of Ekterberg Pharmaceuticals.

Phoenix, Arizona."

Are you, uh,
upset about something, Mr. Bjornson?

No, Mr. Magnum.
I am not upset.

But I am also
not Mr. Bjornson,

Swedish, or a
pharmaceutical representative.

Oh. Then why are you
carrying around these funny little cards?

It is my cover.

Courtesy of U.S.
Intelligence.

My real name is Yuri Dolgov.

I defected from
the Soviet Union a year ago in a MiG-30.

Well, that's quite
a piece of hardware.

I bet you there's
a lot of people in Moscow who aren't too fond of you.

I am not here
to discuss myself.

My fiancee is here in Hawaii
with a Soviet track team.

She also wants to defect

but the team
is watched very closely.

I cannot go to her,
they know me.

I want you to help.

Wait a minute.
Isn't this a little more

for your friends
in the government?

They will not help
in the defection of visiting athletes.

It is considered bad manners.

They will help
only afterwards.

Let me ask you this:
Don't you think it's a little funny,

the Soviets
letting her travel?

She did only
the right things.

She denounced me
at party meetings on... on television.

Besides, they want her
to win gold medals.

Mr. Magnum, do you have
an alcoholic beverage?

I find this stressful.

I'm sorry.
Um, Scotch?

Do you have vodka?

Brandy.

Scotch will be
satisfactory.

Ice?

No. Never.

The little voice,
the one that tries to warn me,

it was trying
to tell me something.

I just didn't know what.

Here you go.

Mr. Magnum,
when I defected,

I left my country,
my... my language,

even my identity.

But now there is
the possibility to have my love with me.

Can you understand that?

Yes.

Tell me this:

Are you sure, though,
that she's ready to make this move?

Of course!
She always wanted to!

Just take it easy.
I just don't like getting egg on my face.

We planned
everything together.

The... the denunciations.
Everything.

Okay, okay. That's fine.

Wonderful.

It will be very simple.

I have already
devised a plan.

Mr. Magnum,

please do
put on your pants.

My little voice
still wasn't specific.

Just sort of
generally suspicious.

So, I checked Yuri out
with a buddy at Naval Intelligence.

As far as I could tell,
he was legit.

And so was his story.

Unfortunately,
the little voice didn't shut up.

Over there.

Will you
recognize her later?

Who could forget?

Over there on the right,
he's a KGB agent.

How do you know?

Only idiots and KGB
would wear a suit like that in Hawaii.

There are probably
one or two more.

Down there

is the gate
the athletes go through to get to the showers.

You can get to Nina there.

Is she gonna
understand me?

Her English
is very good.

What if she
doesn't trust me?

Show her this.

All right.
You go wait in the car.

I don't want
anybody seeing you.

Nina.
I'm a friend of Yuri's.

He sent me to get you.

Nina. Nina.

Do you understand?
Yuri?

I'm here
to take you to him.

Can I help you?

Oh, yes. Yes, you can.

I'm a big fan
of Miss Markova's.

I saw her run
the last Olympics.

Do you have a pen?

I'd love to get
her autograph.

It's not for me, really.
See, it's for my kids.

Who is this?

I don't know.

The athletes are in training.

You should not bother them.

Oh, I don't want
to bother her.

I just want
her autograph. Do you have a pen?

Pencil
will do fine.

You go now.

My kids will be
real disappointed.

Go away.

Hey, what's
the big deal?

I will call the guard.

Okay.
That's not necessary.

I just wanted
an autograph.

Come with me.

Where is she?

I told you
to stay in the car.

I couldn't wait.

You couldn't wait?
What if somebody sees you?

Magnum,
it's been over a year.

I love her.

You could have
loused everything up.

Except she
beat you to it.

What do you mean?

Nina treated me like
I had the plague.

She... she was
probably very frightened.

Oh, that's terrific!
I feel much better.

D- Don't worry.
I'll find another way to get to her.

Why don't you get yourself
another boy?

Why?

Remember I told you
I didn't like getting egg on my face?

Well, right now,
I'm wearing a whole omelet.

That is no reason
to quit.

All right,
I'll give you a reason.

I'll give you
three reasons.

Number 1:
It was a lousy plan.

You had us
out in the open.

Number 2:
You didn't do what I told you.

Number 3:
You're probably barking up the wrong tree.

She is not
the wrong tree!

Lmpotence! I hate impotence!

Hey.

American garbage.

Full of plastic.

Tell me something.
Why'd you do it?

What?
Defect.

You said you gave up a lot.
Why'd you do it?

I ate too much.

What?

If you eat too much,
it comes back up.

I ate too much.

Too much

political indoctrination,
too many lies.

Too many hours standing
in lines for this, for that.

The trouble is

I forgot about
the good things.

Things I would miss.

People, faces, smells.

I spend time,

a lot of time,

thinking about it.

Wish you hadn't done it?

Sometimes.

But then I remember

when I was a child
there was something

I wanted to do.
It was impossible.

To see the Grand Canyon.

Last month I saw
the Grand Canyon.

It was more beautiful
than in my imagination.

Magnum,

two days.

Then the track team leaves.

That's all I have
to get her.

You let me make
the plan this time.

Come on, T.C.
How am I supposed to brief us?

Will you get that
out of my face, please?

Hold on, hold on.
I think I'm getting it.

Thomas,
can't you just show us the pictures?

They're not pictures.
They're slides.

I thought it'd be easier.
You know, more professional.

But I didn't know
Thomas Alva Edison here

would have trouble
with the equipment.

Okay. Here we go.
Here we go. Try it now.

Oh, come on, T.C.

Is it too much to ask
to get my slides right side up?

Minor problem,
minor problem. Not to worry.

I forgot what a nasty CO
you can be.

Okay, there.

Thank you.

Now, the athletes are staying
at the Quilliam Hotel.

They are housed
in the llimi wing.

Now, Nina is in a cottage,
uh, number 114.

We'll have to
get to her there.

Um, T.M., did you come up
with this plan all by your lonesome?

Yeah. What's the matter?

I don't know.
Well, I don't know yet.

I just keep remembering
the plan you had

to get all of the POW's
out of Cambodia.

T.C., there is no comparison

between that plan
and this one.

I hope not.

I don't need
anymore scars.

Come on. Will you just
pay attention, please?

I'm all ears and eyes.

Now, there are at least
two Soviet agents

acting as watchdogs
and traveling with the Soviet team.

They'll have to be diverted.
But in a nonviolent manner.

We don't want to create
any more of an international incident than we have to.

Great.
What about a little international incident?

This is Kalugin.
He's the muscle.

He spends most of his time
at the pool

trying to keep track
of the other athletes.

This is Tarasov.

He's registered
as a representative of the Ministry of Sports.

Now, I think
he's the head man.

He spends
most of his time in his room,

but he does make
spot checks on the athletes.

Now, I think that
there's a third agent.

I call him the Turk.
Just seemed appropriate.

I just thought it up
while I was casing.

Anyway,
there's no record of him with the Soviet team.

But I'm sure he's involved
in surveillance.

He has kind of
a trenchcoat-air about him.

We got to
watch out for him.

Also, we got to watch out
for the other athletes

'cause a lot of them
are informers. Okay.

Okay, guys.
Come over here.

Why?

Because this is the plan,
that's why.

Uh, just one question,
sir.

Yeah?

Uh, you just showed us
two guys that we have to divert?

Right.

And then we need one guy
to get the girl out.

That's right.

Then we need

a point man for
this Turk dude.

That's exactly correct.

Oh, the way I figure it,
that leaves us one man short.

Funny you should
mention short.

Gee, Higgins,
can I play, too?

This is hardly a game,
Magnum.

Well,
you could have fooled me.

Toy soldiers,

toy horses,
toy carnage.

This is
a faithful reproduction of the Battle of Austerlitz.

I'm lecturing on it
at the Hawaiian Napoleonic Society.

Oh, of course.
That's every other Wednesday, isn't it?

It's the first Tuesday
of every month.

Oh. Ooh!

Is this
the little general himself?

That's General Kutuzov.
And I wish you'd put him down.

You're quite
a student of tactics, aren't you, Higgins?

Strategy and tactics,
yes.

What do you want, Magnum?

Oh, I need you to help me
with a case.

Me?

Magnum, you know how I feel
about your work.

Yeah. I need you
to talk to a guy at a hotel.

You haven't got
a prayer.

Why me?

Uh, I need a special kind
of conversationalist.

A scholar.

You're the only guy
I can think of.

Does this business
fall anywhere

within the parameters
of the law?

Absolutely.

And it's important
to you? Very.

Then you would be
willing to negotiate for my participation?

Not in the least.
Good.

We'll start with your use
of the hot tub.

What did you say?

Not in the least.

Good night, Magnum.

Ah, of course...

Oh, Higgins, you served
in Vienna after the war, didn't you?

I was liaison to the
Soviet Army of occupation, yes.

You know that?

Yeah, they kind of pushed
you around a little, didn't they? The Russians?

Made you hand over defectors,
POW's?

I hate to think
of what happened to those poor people.

The Soviets were
our allies then.

We were carrying out
national policy.

Yeah, I know.
How'd you feel about it?

Magnum, a soldier
often has to do things that are disagreeable.

Yeah, there's disagreeable,
and there's disagreeable.

It was loathsome

and I shall
never forgive them.

Are you satisfied?

How'd you like
to get even?

It had been a long time
since I said,

"Let's synchronize watches."

And it gave me
absolutely no thrill to say it this morning.

I still had
an uneasy feeling,

despite all the work
I'd put into this.

Something just
didn't feel right.

My client, on the other hand,
was very pleased with things.

I don't like it
at all.

Everyone has something
to do but me.

Look...
All I do is sit!

Stay put this time,
will you?

I don't like even
getting you this close.

Well, I wasn't going to
just sit at home and wait!

Ah. Impotence!

Look, I know you hate it.
Just don't kick anything, will you?

I'm afraid
that, uh, sometimes

I'm imprudent.

It caused me
much trouble with the military.

Well, I can understand that.

I could have been
much happier in life

if I would have
been more prudent.

Yeah.

Listen, this will all
be over in a few minutes.

I want you to just try
and relax, okay, Yuri?

Take it easy.

Magnum.

Thank you.

Uh, excuse me.

Uh, they said at the desk
that, uh, you're with the Soviet track team.

Yes.

Splendid.

The name's Lovelace.

I'm with
the Honolulu Institute for Marxist Studies.

I've been
quite anxious to chat with a Soviet citizen.

Do you mind?

Ah?

You are conversant
with Socialist theory, are you not?

What?

Socialism.
Uh, communism.

Are you
a party member?

Yes. Of course.

Good.

You see, some of us
at the Institute have been having a little argument.

Uh, perhaps you can
set it straight.

I don't understand.

Well, it's quite simple.

According to
Marxist dialectics,

gradual social progress
can never lead to anything worthwhile. Yes?

Reforms
constitute progress

only if they operate
as a foreign body in the existing system

thereby accelerating
decline. Is that not so?

Uh?

Yes, of course.

The question is

how does Marx reconcile
dialectic philosophy

with his own
economic interpretation of history?

I beg your pardon?

Poor guy.

Okay, Rick,
you're up.

Okay.

Pay the check.

Did you hear that?

Oh, yeah.

Hey, man. Wait a minute.
I didn't even buy a drink.

What am I doing
paying the check?

What are you doing?

Hey, is this that
shot-putter's room, Olga Sankina?

And, uh,
who are you?

I'm a reporter with
The Honolulu Night Lighter.

What do you want
from Miss, uh, Sankina?

You see, that's just it.
She ain't a miss at all.

We got
the doctor's report.

She's got too many chromosomes
or, I don't know, maybe not enough.

But all I know is this.

She's this far
from being a mister.

That's ridiculous.

Yeah? Well, um,
why don't we just ask Olga about it, huh?

You can't annoy
the athletes with this nonsense.

The hell I can't.

Go away from here.

You ever hear
of the First Amendment?

Yeah, you can discuss it
with hotel security.

Come on,
let go of me, will you?

I intend to.
I intend to.

Let's go.

Listen, we got to be careful.
Her roommate might come back.

We need a code?

No, you just
get rid of her.

That's easy
for you to say.

What do you want?

You remember me?
Yuri sent me.

Go away.
Terrific.

I know
you're frightened.

Go, please.

I never should've
went in on this.

Here.

Oh, God.

Where is he?

He's outside.
Waiting.

Go. You must go.

Nina, we came to
take you out of here.

No. You must go
before someone's coming.

Nina, look,
I have gone through a lot of trouble here.

Yuri said
you wanted this.

I don't.

I knew it. I knew it.
How can I be such a sucker?

Wait.

You don't know these people.
I will never get out of here.

You will if you want to.
I've taken care of things.

They know who you are.
They saw you at the track.

It will never work.

Okay. Fine.
It will never work!

Next time, I'll listen
to that little voice...

Wait. Wait.

You're asking me
to make a decision that can't be changed.

Nina?

I'm not asking you
to do anything.

I don't know
what's out there.

Can you understand?

I don't know
what will be my life.

You'll have Yuri.

Does that still
mean something?

Let's go.

What is it?
One of your teammates.

Psst! Come on!

You're gonna hear about this,
pal. This ain't Russia.

You can't stifle
the press here!

We have rights
in this country, you pickle, bimbo, you!

How fortunate
that in your country

scandalmongers
are not permitted.

But to return
to my earlier point,

if communism is
a historical inevitability, as Marx believed...

I guess I better go
warn Higgins, huh?

Hold it.
I said, hold it!

I'm the house detective.

Now, what's going on here?

The house detective?
That's terrific.

Don't give me that
"terrific," hotshot.

I've been eyeing
this situation.

Now what's going on?

There's... There's really
nothing to be alarmed about.

Then why are you
sneaking around?

Well, if you want
to know the truth,

we're not exactly married

and there are
some people out front and if they saw us

it wouldn't look too good,
you know what I mean?

You're one of them Russians
aren't you?

Look, couldn't we settle this
with a little green piece of paper.

You now, the kind with
Andrew Jackson's picture on it?

Ma'am, is he making you
do something against your will?

We don't have to
put up with this, dear.

Something depraved?

This is ridiculous!

Well, let's see
some ID.

What do we do?

You explain yourselves,
that's what you do.

Now, let's see
some ID!

All right.

Um, get my wallet
in your purse, dear. I think it's right there...

Is he all right?

He just won't be eating
any solid foods for a while, that's all. Come on.

Of course, I think
Marx went a bit far,

saying the classes have
no common interests at all.

Religion,
patriotism

can't, uh,
be dismissed out of hand.

Well, uh,
I must be off.

I can't tell you how
fascinating it's been listening to your opinions.

Goodbye.

And, uh...

Where's Yuri?

Where is he? Where is he?
What's happened?

I finally figured out

what the little voice
was trying to tell me.

I knew something was off
the whole time.

L... I just smelled it.

How could I be so damn blind?

Easy. The same way
you were in Cambodia.

I knew it! I knew it!

It was just staring me
right in the face.

Your strategy
overlooked the larger picture.

I am aware of that,
Higgins! Thank you.

Did it ever cross your mind
that Nina was only bait?

No, Higgins,
it didn't!

Some things didn't cross
his mind in Cambodia, either. T.C.

What are they gonna
do to him, Higgins?

Well, first they'll
find out how much he's told the Americans.

Then they'll use him
for propaganda.

Parade him around.
Say he came back on his own.

Couldn't stand
the decadent west.

After they've
made their points...

Well, I shudder to think.

You really were
very shortsighted, Magnum.

I know, Higgins.
I played it like an amateur.

Look, what we got to do
is find Yuri

before they ship him
out of Hawaii.

Don't you think
you've bungled this enough as it is?

Higgins, he's my client.
My responsibility!

Besides that, I like him.

He's imprudent.

Besides that, I'm mad!

Real mad.

Hey, easy, man. When you get
mad, you have a tendency to put us all in the soup.

Magnum, this isn't a matter
for a private investigator.

It should be turned over
to the FBI.

Higgins, It's too late
for that. I know them.

By the time they interview us,
file a report,

and get instructions
from Washington,

Yuri will be in Moscow.

Now, we can't let that happen.

Uh-oh. He's mad, all right.

Where's Yuri?

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Where's Yuri?

I demand to speak

to an official
representative of the Soviet embassy.

I am from
the Ministry of Sports.

How are you getting him
out of Hawaii?

Untie me!

I'll do whatever I have to.

This is not how
things are done.

There are rules.

You... you... you
can't kidnap me.

We can do the same
to your people.

Oh, I'm not with
American Intelligence.

I'm independent. No rules.

You don't expect me
to believe that.

I work strictly
for cash.

And you have the only man
who can pay me.

Now where is he?

You won't shoot me.

Now, where is he?

Take your time.

Oh, great.

Well, let's
open her up.

They'll be
here soon.

What's going on?

Who's that?

I'll go see
what he wants. You check in here.

Okay.

What do you want?

There's been a change!

What?

There's been a change!

Who are you?

What?

I said, who are you?

Come a little closer,
I can't hear you!

They've rerouted
the drop!

Who rerouted the drop?

Moscow!

Where do we go?

What?

Where do we go?

To another pier on Kailua.

Same
procedure?

Exactly.

What about the boat?

They should be there now.

Hey, wait a minute.
But there's the boat.

Come on, Rick.
Let's go. Come on!

Hurry up.

It is eminently satisfying,
Magnum,

to know that
as a result of this,

a few heads will roll
in Moscow.

You know,
when I was in Vienna,

the Soviets tried to
recruit me as an agent.

Unbelievably crude.

I came home one night to find
a naked woman in my bed.

I knew immediately
she was Russian.

They use stainless steel
instead of gold.

Magnum, what are you doing?

Well, with all this
talk about strategy.

It's made me think about
a skirmish that I was in.

We had to hold our line
against an enemy force our own size.

Hmm?

What was the terrain?

It was a level open field.

Weather conditions?

It was clear. But, uh,

it had rained
the night before.

I remember the ground
was pretty muddy.

I see they tried to
flank your right side with a two-pronged attack.

Yeah.

You kept further reserves
in the rear, flexible lines,

good communications.

Very sound deployment.

That's what we thought.

What happened?

They broke through
just the same.

I felt responsible.
It was my plan.

Look here, Magnum,
the burden of command is never light.

But someone has to lead.
I'm sure you did your best.

I suppose.

But a touchdown so soon
in the first quarter.

What?

It was the Army-Navy game.
I was team captain.

This was just
a football game?

It wasn't just
a football game, Higgins.

It was the Army-Navy game.

Higgins?

Is something wrong?

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