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[GASP] 5 00:00:15,334 --> 00:00:16,267 [HICCUP] 6 00:00:18,734 --> 00:00:19,734 [HICCUP] 7 00:00:19,734 --> 00:00:21,300 YAAAH! 8 00:00:23,033 --> 00:00:23,968 [HICCUP] 9 00:00:25,968 --> 00:00:26,901 [HICCUP] 10 00:00:28,601 --> 00:00:29,534 [HICCUP] 11 00:00:30,834 --> 00:00:32,033 JUST FORGET IT. 12 00:00:45,367 --> 00:00:47,767 * TELL ME WHY * 13 00:00:47,767 --> 00:00:49,534 * I LOVE YOU LIKE I DO * 14 00:00:49,534 --> 00:00:51,234 * TELL ME WHO * 15 00:00:51,234 --> 00:00:53,701 * CAN STOP MY HEART AS MUCH AS YOU * 16 00:00:53,701 --> 00:00:55,567 * LET'S TAKE EACH OTHER'S HAND * 17 00:00:55,567 --> 00:00:56,901 * AS WE JUMP INTO * 18 00:00:56,901 --> 00:00:59,567 * THE FINAL FRONTIER * 19 00:00:59,567 --> 00:01:02,567 * I'M MAD ABOUT YOU, BABY ** 20 00:01:09,033 --> 00:01:10,767 I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING BREAKFAST TOGETHER. 21 00:01:10,767 --> 00:01:12,133 WE ARE. 22 00:01:12,133 --> 00:01:13,934 HOW'S MY BLOUSE? 23 00:01:13,934 --> 00:01:15,601 IT'S GREAT. IT'S PERFECT. 24 00:01:15,601 --> 00:01:18,033 YOU DON'T THINK IT'S TOO FLIPPANT? 25 00:01:18,033 --> 00:01:19,801 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 26 00:01:19,801 --> 00:01:22,634 I DON'T THINK IT'S FLIPPANT. IT'S NOT FLIPPANT. 27 00:01:22,634 --> 00:01:24,100 A BIT GLIB, PERHAPS, 28 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:26,601 BUT I THINK YOU WANT THAT. 29 00:01:26,601 --> 00:01:28,100 SHOULD YOU BE FUTZING WITH THAT? 30 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:29,968 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 31 00:01:29,968 --> 00:01:32,033 LOOK. THIS LITTLE BUTTON 32 00:01:32,033 --> 00:01:33,968 SNAPS OUT THE WHOLE POLAROID MECHANISM ELECTRONICALLY. 33 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:35,968 I HAD IT A SECOND AGO. 34 00:01:35,968 --> 00:01:37,334 BE CAREFUL WITH THAT. 35 00:01:37,334 --> 00:01:38,534 I WILL. 36 00:01:38,534 --> 00:01:40,100 OW! OW! OW! 37 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,267 YOU BROKE IT? 38 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:44,267 MAYBE I DID, MAYBE I DIDN'T. 39 00:01:44,267 --> 00:01:48,100 IT'S NICE THEY GIVE YOU EXPENSIVE EQUIPMENT TO PLAY WITH. 40 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:49,534 WELL, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 41 00:01:49,534 --> 00:01:51,534 HERE WE GO. 42 00:01:51,534 --> 00:01:53,601 EGGS, TOAST, HOME FRIES, AND STEAK. 43 00:01:53,601 --> 00:01:55,033 STEAK FOR BREAKFAST. 44 00:01:55,033 --> 00:01:57,133 HAVE YOU READ A PAPER IN THE LAST 20 YEARS? 45 00:02:00,567 --> 00:02:02,601 IT'S ALL RIGHT ONCE IN A WHILE. 46 00:02:02,601 --> 00:02:04,334 AT LEAST WE'RE HAVING A MEAL TOGETHER. 47 00:02:04,334 --> 00:02:06,067 YOU'RE A WONDERFUL PERSON. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 48 00:02:06,067 --> 00:02:08,000 I'M OUT OF TIME. YOU EAT IT. 49 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,334 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EAT? 50 00:02:09,334 --> 00:02:10,501 I DON'T EAT THAT. 51 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:13,701 I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO TALK. 52 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:15,200 SO LET'S TALK. 53 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,601 ALL RIGHT. 54 00:02:16,601 --> 00:02:18,334 SO, UH... 55 00:02:18,334 --> 00:02:19,434 ANYWAY... 56 00:02:19,434 --> 00:02:21,033 WHAT? 57 00:02:21,033 --> 00:02:23,701 SO, UH, IRA AND IRIS, 58 00:02:23,701 --> 00:02:25,767 THEY'RE HOT AND HEAVY AGAIN NOW. 59 00:02:25,767 --> 00:02:27,100 WHAT? 60 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:28,934 I SAID-- 61 00:02:28,934 --> 00:02:29,968 HOW DOES SHE LOOK? 62 00:02:29,968 --> 00:02:31,601 SO YOU HEARD ME. 63 00:02:31,601 --> 00:02:33,200 SHE LOOKS GREAT. 64 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,901 THE SAME, A LITTLE OLDER. 65 00:02:34,901 --> 00:02:36,801 THEY'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER. 66 00:02:36,801 --> 00:02:38,133 WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF IT WORKED OUT? 67 00:02:38,133 --> 00:02:39,534 YOU BET. 68 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,267 WHY? I THOUGHT YOU LIKED HER. 69 00:02:41,267 --> 00:02:43,667 NO. I SAID "YOU BET." 70 00:02:43,667 --> 00:02:46,467 "YOU BET"? 71 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:47,634 YOU BET. 72 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:49,300 YOU BET. 73 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:51,434 YOU SAID-- IT'S NOT WORTH IT. 74 00:02:51,434 --> 00:02:53,033 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 75 00:02:53,033 --> 00:02:54,601 I WASN'T EVEN TALKING TO YOU. 76 00:02:54,601 --> 00:02:56,601 HOW'S THIS? 77 00:02:56,601 --> 00:02:58,200 THAT'S A SHIRT I WOULD TAKE YOU VERY SERIOUSLY IN. 78 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,701 WOULD YOU DO ME A GIGANTIC FAVOR? 79 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:01,400 I'M EATING. 80 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:04,567 IF YOU WERE DOUG BERKUS, WOULD YOU DO ME A GIGANTIC FAVOR? 81 00:03:04,567 --> 00:03:06,033 BROCKWELL'S BOY? 82 00:03:06,033 --> 00:03:07,300 HOW BIG A FAVOR? 83 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:08,634 RECOMMEND ME TO BROCKWELL 84 00:03:08,634 --> 00:03:10,367 SO BROCKWELL WILL RECOMMEND ME TO THE MAYOR 85 00:03:10,367 --> 00:03:12,834 TO BE CHAIRPERSON OF THE "FUN CITY" COMMITTEE. 86 00:03:12,834 --> 00:03:14,801 WOULD YOU DO ME THAT FAVOR? 87 00:03:14,801 --> 00:03:16,968 UNDO ONE BUTTON. 88 00:03:22,734 --> 00:03:24,434 YES, I WOULD. 89 00:03:24,434 --> 00:03:27,167 YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S REALLY GOING TO WORK, DO YOU? 90 00:03:27,167 --> 00:03:28,234 WHAT? 91 00:03:28,234 --> 00:03:29,601 THAT "FUN CITY" COMMITTEE, 92 00:03:29,601 --> 00:03:32,400 CONVINCING PEOPLE AFRAID TO COME TO NEW YORK 93 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:33,701 THAT IT'S REALLY SAFE? 94 00:03:33,701 --> 00:03:35,734 WHY NOT? 'CAUSE IT'S NOT? 95 00:03:35,734 --> 00:03:38,634 WELL, I WANT IT, AND THE ONLY WAY I'LL GET IT 96 00:03:38,634 --> 00:03:42,200 IS IF BERKUS DOES THIS BIG FAVOR FOR ME WITH BROCKWELL. 97 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:43,300 BIG FAVOR? 98 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:44,434 ENORMOUS. 99 00:03:44,434 --> 00:03:45,534 UNDO ANOTHER BUTTON. 100 00:03:51,701 --> 00:03:54,901 AND A LITTLE EGG FOR THE MADAME. 101 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:58,334 MM-MM-MMM. 102 00:03:58,334 --> 00:04:00,634 I'D FORGOTTEN WHAT A GOOD KISSER YOU ARE. 103 00:04:00,634 --> 00:04:02,968 I DIDN'T KISS THIS GOOD THREE YEARS AGO. 104 00:04:02,968 --> 00:04:04,467 OH, SURE, YOU DID. 105 00:04:04,467 --> 00:04:06,067 ALL RIGHT. 106 00:04:06,067 --> 00:04:07,334 SO, HOW'S THE EGG? 107 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:08,834 IT LOOKS PERFECT. 108 00:04:08,834 --> 00:04:11,901 LIKE YOU LIKE 'EM-- RUNNY ON THE INSIDE, CRISPY ON THE EDGE. 109 00:04:11,901 --> 00:04:14,033 YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. 110 00:04:14,033 --> 00:04:15,868 I TOLD YOU THAT THREE YEARS AGO. 111 00:04:15,868 --> 00:04:18,601 THEN YOU DIDN'T CALL FOR TWO. 112 00:04:18,601 --> 00:04:20,100 COULD SOMEBODY CLOSE THIS? 113 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:22,367 I CAN. 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHO I AM, DON'T YOU? 114 00:04:22,367 --> 00:04:24,734 [TOGETHER] THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD. 115 00:04:24,734 --> 00:04:25,868 THERE YOU GO. 116 00:04:25,868 --> 00:04:27,634 THANK YOU. 117 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:29,834 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE GOT. 118 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:31,300 I DID THAT. 119 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:32,701 YEAH, I SEE. 120 00:04:32,701 --> 00:04:34,000 DID YOU DO ME THAT FAVOR? 121 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,434 WHAT FAVOR? 122 00:04:35,434 --> 00:04:36,534 THE PICTURE. 123 00:04:36,534 --> 00:04:37,667 WHAT PICTURE? 124 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:38,934 IRA, YOU PROMISED HER 125 00:04:38,934 --> 00:04:41,133 YOU'D GET THAT AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF THE MAYOR. 126 00:04:41,133 --> 00:04:43,000 I'M TEASING YOU. IT'S DONE. 127 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,634 I TALKED YOU PAULIE. HE TALKED TO JAMES. 128 00:04:45,634 --> 00:04:47,367 SHE'S COUNTING ON IT. 129 00:04:47,367 --> 00:04:50,567 DO I EVER MAKE A PROMISE THAT I CANNOT KEEP? 130 00:04:50,567 --> 00:04:53,601 NOT THE OLD IRA, THE NEW IRA. 131 00:04:53,601 --> 00:04:55,167 IF I CAN CHAIR THAT COMMITTEE, 132 00:04:55,167 --> 00:04:56,968 I CAN HAVE INFLUENCE OVER POLICY, 133 00:04:56,968 --> 00:04:59,868 AND THAT WILL AFFECT LEGISLATION. 134 00:04:59,868 --> 00:05:01,400 AND THEN WHAT? 135 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,467 I DON'T KNOW. 136 00:05:03,467 --> 00:05:05,200 BOY, EVERYTHING IS SO POLITICAL. 137 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:06,400 IT'S CITY HALL. 138 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,434 I KNOW, BUT IT'S SO... 139 00:05:08,434 --> 00:05:10,000 IT'S SO POLITICAL. 140 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,467 SEE YOU AT LUNCH. 141 00:05:11,467 --> 00:05:13,067 OH, PLEASE DON'T FORGET THE PICTURE. 142 00:05:13,067 --> 00:05:14,167 WHAT PICTURE? 143 00:05:14,167 --> 00:05:15,267 THE FAVOR FOR IRA. 144 00:05:15,267 --> 00:05:16,667 YES, THE GIULIANI PICTURE. 145 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:18,067 WISH ME LUCK. 146 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:20,601 GOOD LUCK. HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO BREAKFAST TOGETHER? 147 00:05:20,601 --> 00:05:21,701 IT WAS A NICE THOUGHT. 148 00:05:31,534 --> 00:05:33,501 YOU KNOW, IRIS AND IRA ARE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. 149 00:05:39,234 --> 00:05:40,567 WELL? 150 00:05:40,567 --> 00:05:43,567 THE ZOOM ON THIS THING, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 151 00:05:43,567 --> 00:05:46,100 I'M LOOKING AT A GUY ON 19th STREET, 152 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:49,901 IN HIS APARTMENT, STUFFING AN OWL. 153 00:05:49,901 --> 00:05:50,934 IS IT DEAD? 154 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:53,133 I HOPE TO GOD. 155 00:05:53,133 --> 00:05:55,667 DID JAMES GET THE PICTURE OF GIULIANI? 156 00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:57,701 TODAY. IT SHOULD BE TODAY. 157 00:05:57,701 --> 00:05:59,667 I GOT TO HAVE IT NEXT TIME I SEE SOPHIE. 158 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:01,601 O.K., YOU WILL. 159 00:06:01,601 --> 00:06:03,467 [SNIFFING] 160 00:06:03,467 --> 00:06:05,033 DID YOU HAVE STEAK? 161 00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:08,167 WHAT ARE YOU, PART WOLF? 162 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:10,567 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DID--THIS MORNING. 163 00:06:10,567 --> 00:06:12,834 FOR BREAKFAST? PAULIE, I'M IMPRESSED. 164 00:06:12,834 --> 00:06:15,701 I'M WORKING MY WAY BACKWARDS THROUGH THE DAY. 165 00:06:15,701 --> 00:06:17,767 FOR DINNER, I'M HAVING CORN FLAKES. 166 00:06:17,767 --> 00:06:19,367 I WOULDN'T FUTZ WITH THAT. 167 00:06:19,367 --> 00:06:20,801 I'M NOT FUTZING. 168 00:06:20,801 --> 00:06:22,734 YEAH. YOU'RE SAYING TODAY ON THE PICTURE? 169 00:06:22,734 --> 00:06:24,734 I ASKED YOU TO DO ME A LITTLE FAVOR. 170 00:06:24,734 --> 00:06:25,968 I'LL GET IT. 171 00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:27,434 I'M BEGGING YOU. 172 00:06:27,434 --> 00:06:28,701 THIS GUY LOVES THAT OWL. 173 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:36,000 OH, YEAH, I KNOW THAT, LARRY. 174 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,701 UH-HUH. YES, I KNOW THAT. 175 00:06:38,701 --> 00:06:42,067 UH-HUH. OH, YES. I UNDERSTAND THAT, LARRY. 176 00:06:42,067 --> 00:06:43,100 YEAH. 177 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:44,133 HOW MUCH? 178 00:06:44,133 --> 00:06:45,834 I HATE THIS GAME. YOU NEVER PAY ME. 179 00:06:45,834 --> 00:06:46,968 COME ON. 180 00:06:46,968 --> 00:06:47,934 5 BUCKS. 181 00:06:49,968 --> 00:06:52,334 YOU NEVER PAY ME! PUT IT ON MY TAB. 182 00:06:52,334 --> 00:06:55,000 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THAT, LARRY. 183 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,701 WHY? BECAUSE IT'S JUST NOT DOABLE. 184 00:06:56,701 --> 00:06:58,534 ALL RIGHT, LARRY? 185 00:06:58,534 --> 00:07:00,434 THAT WOULD BE... 186 00:07:00,434 --> 00:07:02,234 LARRY. 187 00:07:02,234 --> 00:07:04,901 I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE ASKING FOR FAVORS. 188 00:07:04,901 --> 00:07:08,367 24 HOURS A DAY, TAKE, TAKE, TAKE. GIMME, GIMME, GIMME. 189 00:07:08,367 --> 00:07:11,133 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU, JAMIE. YOU'RE NOT A FAVOR PERSON. 190 00:07:11,133 --> 00:07:14,000 THAT'S ALSO WHY YOU'LL NEVER SUCCEED IN POLITICS. 191 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,434 IF YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING, YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE FAVOR GAME. 192 00:07:17,434 --> 00:07:19,000 ACTUALLY, I HAVE ONE FAVOR-- 193 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,968 I'M NOT DOING ANY FAVORS FOR YOU. 194 00:07:20,968 --> 00:07:22,767 DO YOU KNOW WHY? 195 00:07:22,767 --> 00:07:24,567 BECAUSE YOU DON'T OWE ME. 196 00:07:24,567 --> 00:07:28,300 BINGO. WE JUST PLAYED THE FAVOR GAME, AND YOU LOST. 197 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:30,467 YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW MANY CALLS I'VE HAD 198 00:07:30,467 --> 00:07:32,434 ON THIS "FUN CITY" COMMITTEE. 199 00:07:32,434 --> 00:07:35,067 EVERYBODY WANTS THEIR GUY TO BE CHAIRMAN. IT'S SO POLITICAL. 200 00:07:35,067 --> 00:07:37,267 I HAD A THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 201 00:07:37,267 --> 00:07:38,734 YOU GOT SOMEBODY TO RECOMMEND? 202 00:07:38,734 --> 00:07:39,901 [INTERCOM BUZZES] 203 00:07:39,901 --> 00:07:41,300 KOREAN EMBASSY, LINE 2. 204 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:42,767 I GOT TO TAKE THIS. 205 00:07:42,767 --> 00:07:45,033 CAN WE TALK LATER? 206 00:07:45,033 --> 00:07:46,467 YOU WANT TO HAVE LUNCH? 207 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:48,467 I HAVE A LUNCH MEETING WITH BROCKWELL. 208 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:50,601 MAYBE A DRINK AFTER WORK? 209 00:07:50,601 --> 00:07:52,367 I CAN'T. PAUL AND I-- 210 00:07:52,367 --> 00:07:53,434 PAUL? 211 00:07:53,434 --> 00:07:54,934 OH. PAUL. RIGHT. 212 00:07:54,934 --> 00:07:56,667 O.K. WELL, ANOTHER TIME. 213 00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:58,167 O.K. 214 00:08:03,334 --> 00:08:04,434 I CHICKENED OUT. 215 00:08:04,434 --> 00:08:07,033 HOW MUCH DO I HATE ME RIGHT NOW? 216 00:08:07,033 --> 00:08:08,734 I USED TO BE SO BRAVE. 217 00:08:08,734 --> 00:08:11,067 I'M A SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF. 218 00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:13,234 YOU'LL GO BACK, YOU'LL ASK HIM AGAIN. 219 00:08:13,234 --> 00:08:16,901 IT'S WHAT I COME UP WITH WHEN HE SAYS NO AND SMILES. 220 00:08:16,901 --> 00:08:18,100 HE WON'T SAY NO. 221 00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:19,534 NO? 222 00:08:19,534 --> 00:08:21,367 NO ONE WILL DO A BETTER JOB THAN YOU. 223 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:24,033 WHO WORKS LIKE YOU DO AT CITY HALL? 224 00:08:24,033 --> 00:08:26,100 YOU CAN'T FIGHT CITY HALL 225 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:28,534 BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU, THEY FIGHT RIGHT BACK. 226 00:08:28,534 --> 00:08:31,434 IT'S JUST SO AWKWARD ASKING HIM FOR A FAVOR. 227 00:08:31,434 --> 00:08:33,133 IT'S LIKE YOU'RE STANDING THERE NAKED, 228 00:08:33,133 --> 00:08:34,868 ALL THE ARTIFICE STRIPPED AWAY. 229 00:08:34,868 --> 00:08:36,968 YOU'RE LOOKING AT THIS ALL WRONG. 230 00:08:36,968 --> 00:08:38,734 IMAGINE HIM NAKED. 231 00:08:38,734 --> 00:08:41,000 HE'S NOT DOING YOU THE FAVOR. 232 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,567 I'M DOING HIM A FAVOR. 233 00:08:42,567 --> 00:08:44,067 IMAGINE HIMNAKED. 234 00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:45,434 IMAGINE HIMNAKED. 235 00:08:45,434 --> 00:08:46,534 IMAGINE HIM NAKED. 236 00:08:46,534 --> 00:08:47,601 IMAGINE HIM NAKED. 237 00:08:48,834 --> 00:08:50,000 NOT FOR SO LONG. 238 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,868 I DON'T NEED TO DO THAT. 239 00:08:51,868 --> 00:08:53,701 SO WHAT ELSE? 240 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:56,067 HONEY, YOUR LENS IS IN THE HUMMUS. 241 00:08:56,067 --> 00:08:58,000 HEY. YOU KNOW WHAT? 242 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,767 I DON'T THINK IT CAN HURT THIS CAMERA. 243 00:09:00,767 --> 00:09:02,334 THIS CAMERA IS UNBELIEVABLE. 244 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,601 THE ZOOM, IT'S SO POWERFUL. 245 00:09:04,601 --> 00:09:06,667 THIS AFTERNOON, FROM ACROSS BROADWAY, 246 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:09,767 I SAW INSIDE A CABDRIVER'S EAR. LOOK AT THIS. 247 00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:12,868 I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT IT. 248 00:09:12,868 --> 00:09:15,501 YOU CAN SEE RIGHT IN HIS EUSTACHIAN TUBE. 249 00:09:15,501 --> 00:09:17,567 IT'S VERY GROSS. 250 00:09:17,567 --> 00:09:20,000 YOU THINK THAT'S GROSS, WAIT TILL YOU SEE-- WHERE IS THIS? 251 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,667 IF HE WANTS TO PLAY THAT GAME, 252 00:09:21,667 --> 00:09:23,834 I JUST HAVE TO PLAY IT BETTER. 253 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:26,334 EXACTLY WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. 254 00:09:26,334 --> 00:09:27,868 WHILE YOU'RE DOING THAT, 255 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,968 ASK HIM ABOUT IRA'S FAVOR. 256 00:09:29,968 --> 00:09:33,100 IRA'S FAVOR HAS TO GET IN LINE BEHIND MY FAVOR. 257 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:34,567 THAT'S UNDERSTOOD. 258 00:09:34,567 --> 00:09:36,467 I DON'T WANT IT TO BECOME A BIG DEAL. 259 00:09:36,467 --> 00:09:38,200 IT WON'T. 260 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,868 I JUST DON'T THINK WE SHOULD MAKE NO DEAL ABOUT IT. 261 00:09:39,868 --> 00:09:42,434 WE WON'T. LET'S MAKE A SMALL DEAL. 262 00:09:42,434 --> 00:09:43,767 I WILL. 263 00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:46,267 O.K., HERE'S A GUY SIX BLOCKS AWAY, 264 00:09:46,267 --> 00:09:49,300 AND HE'S WALKING A POMERANIAN... 265 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:50,901 OR A HUGE RAT. 266 00:09:50,901 --> 00:09:52,434 PUT THE CAMERA AWAY. 267 00:09:52,434 --> 00:09:53,934 WE LOOK LIKE TOURISTS. 268 00:09:53,934 --> 00:09:56,167 ALL RIGHT. 269 00:09:56,167 --> 00:09:58,968 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 270 00:09:58,968 --> 00:10:00,300 WOW. LOOK AT THIS. 271 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,567 WHAT? 272 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:04,601 YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS FROM THE OFFICE-- 273 00:10:04,601 --> 00:10:05,734 LANCE AND WHAT'S-HIS-NAME--DOUG-- AND SOME OTHER GUY. 274 00:10:05,734 --> 00:10:08,467 LANCE AND DOUG? WHERE? 275 00:10:08,467 --> 00:10:10,567 THEY'RE IN AN ALLEY IN VERMONT. 276 00:10:10,567 --> 00:10:11,968 THAT IS SOME ZOOM. 277 00:10:11,968 --> 00:10:13,734 LET ME SEE. 278 00:10:13,734 --> 00:10:15,734 ONE SECOND. ONE SECOND. 279 00:10:15,734 --> 00:10:18,434 ARTHUR HERE HAS CONDUCTED AN INFORMAL, ANONYMOUS POLL. 280 00:10:18,434 --> 00:10:20,501 THE CITY COUNCIL WILL SUPPORT YOU. 281 00:10:20,501 --> 00:10:22,334 WHAT ABOUT THE BOROUGH PRESIDENTS? 282 00:10:22,334 --> 00:10:23,434 PRETTY MUCH. 283 00:10:23,434 --> 00:10:24,400 BROOKLYN? YES. 284 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,534 QUEENS? NO. 285 00:10:25,534 --> 00:10:26,501 THE BRONX? UNDECIDED. 286 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:27,834 STATEN ISLAND? 287 00:10:27,834 --> 00:10:29,334 STATEN ISLAND WANTS TO SECEDE. 288 00:10:29,334 --> 00:10:31,400 WOW. 289 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,434 WE SHOULDN'T BE TALKING LIKE THIS. 290 00:10:33,434 --> 00:10:35,601 IF RUDY EVEN SAW US TOGETHER-- 291 00:10:35,601 --> 00:10:38,167 HE'D HAVE OUR HEADS ON A SILVER PLATTER. 292 00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:40,234 GOD, I LOVE POLITICS. 293 00:10:40,234 --> 00:10:42,467 IT'S SO...POLITICAL. 294 00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,133 YOU NEEDED THE BEST CAMPAIGN MANAGER. 295 00:10:44,133 --> 00:10:45,968 ARTHUR IS THE BEST. 296 00:10:45,968 --> 00:10:48,868 WE SHOULD THANK RUDY FOR FIRING HIM. 297 00:10:48,868 --> 00:10:50,968 NEXT TIME RUDY FIRES SOMEONE, 298 00:10:50,968 --> 00:10:53,501 HE'D BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASON. 299 00:10:53,501 --> 00:10:55,033 WELL, ARTHUR, YOU WERE INDICTED, BUT... 300 00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:56,100 AH... 301 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,467 OH! HOT-- 302 00:10:57,467 --> 00:10:59,634 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 303 00:10:59,634 --> 00:11:02,434 I BURNED THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH. 304 00:11:02,434 --> 00:11:03,767 HERE'S A NAPKIN. 305 00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:05,400 OH, THANKS. 306 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:08,601 THIS GUY'S GOING TO BE MAYOR? 307 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,868 WHY WOULD LANCE BE IN AN ALLEY EATING A GEERO? 308 00:11:10,868 --> 00:11:12,033 GYRO. 309 00:11:12,033 --> 00:11:13,367 GEERO. 310 00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:15,033 IT'S GYRO. 311 00:11:15,033 --> 00:11:17,167 A GREEK PERSON TOLD ME GEERO. 312 00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:19,334 IRA ALWAYS TOLD ME GYRO. 313 00:11:19,334 --> 00:11:20,634 THEN CASE CLOSED. 314 00:11:20,634 --> 00:11:22,901 I DON'T EVEN THINK IT'S THEM. 315 00:11:22,901 --> 00:11:24,801 REALLY? 316 00:11:24,801 --> 00:11:27,133 OH, MY GOD. IT'S DEFINITELY THEM. 317 00:11:27,133 --> 00:11:29,400 MM-HMM. BY THE WAY--GYRO. 318 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,167 WHO'S THIS OTHER GUY? 319 00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:33,033 I'VE SEEN HIM SOMEWHERE. 320 00:11:33,033 --> 00:11:35,033 WHAT IS LANCE DOING? 321 00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:37,834 THAT, I BELIEVE, IS THE EXPRESSION YOU MAKE 322 00:11:37,834 --> 00:11:40,000 WHEN HOT LAMB SHOOTS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. 323 00:11:42,901 --> 00:11:45,834 [IRA] HERE WE GO. LUNCH IS ON. 324 00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:47,501 I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING CHINESE. 325 00:11:47,501 --> 00:11:48,801 YEAH, BUT... 326 00:11:48,801 --> 00:11:50,701 BUT YOU SAID CHINESE. 327 00:11:50,701 --> 00:11:52,901 THERE WAS A LINE. THESE ARE TERRIFIC SANDWICHES. 328 00:11:52,901 --> 00:11:54,667 BUT YOU SWORE CHINESE. 329 00:11:54,667 --> 00:11:55,801 I KNOW. 330 00:11:55,801 --> 00:11:57,167 YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN. 331 00:11:57,167 --> 00:11:58,767 WHAT? I'M DOING WHAT? 332 00:11:58,767 --> 00:12:00,367 THIS MORNING, WE TALKED-- 333 00:12:00,367 --> 00:12:02,834 AND YOU SAID YOU WANTED CHINESE. 334 00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:04,601 YOU SAID YOU WANTED SANDWICHES. 335 00:12:04,601 --> 00:12:06,667 THESE ARE TERRIFIC. 336 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,567 WE COMMITTED TO CHINESE. 337 00:12:08,567 --> 00:12:10,000 WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 338 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,234 WAS IT A PROMISE OR NOT? 339 00:12:12,234 --> 00:12:14,868 OH HO HO... 340 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,100 LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 341 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:20,067 WHEN I DIDN'T CALL YOU TWO YEARS AGO, 342 00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:22,167 HOW COME YOU DIDN'T JUST CALL ME? 343 00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:24,100 SHUT UP. 344 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,567 HEY, IRA. 345 00:12:25,567 --> 00:12:27,767 SOPHIE, I DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT THAT PICTURE. 346 00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:29,601 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 347 00:12:29,601 --> 00:12:30,868 IRA. 348 00:12:30,868 --> 00:12:32,467 WHAT? 349 00:12:32,467 --> 00:12:33,734 WHERE IS IT? 350 00:12:33,734 --> 00:12:35,801 I'M GETTING IT. 351 00:12:35,801 --> 00:12:37,100 YOU DON'T HAVE IT. 352 00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:38,868 I'M GETTING IT. 353 00:12:38,868 --> 00:12:41,567 SWEETIE, YOU'LL GET IT IN ABOUT TWO YEARS. 354 00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:43,400 YOU'LL GET IT RIGHT NOW. 355 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,667 AND YOU KNOW WHY? 356 00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:46,534 WHY? 357 00:12:46,534 --> 00:12:48,534 BECAUSE THE NEW IRA DON'T MESS AROUND. 358 00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:49,467 I'LL BE BACK. 359 00:12:53,501 --> 00:12:54,934 [KNOCK KNOCK] 360 00:12:54,934 --> 00:12:56,534 OH, GREAT. YOU'RE HERE. 361 00:12:56,534 --> 00:12:59,067 DOUG, I JUST NEED TO SAY SOME-- 362 00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:00,334 DOUBLE OR NOTHING. 363 00:13:00,334 --> 00:13:02,267 LET ME SAY THIS. 364 00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:04,367 I THINK I'D MAKE A TERRIFIC CHAIRPERSON 365 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:05,868 FOR THE "FUN CITY" COMMITTEE. 366 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,133 HA HA HA HA! 367 00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:11,133 AH, YOU KILL ME. 368 00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:12,767 I WOULD DO A GREAT JOB. 369 00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:14,701 I KNOW IT'S A BIG FAVOR. 370 00:13:14,701 --> 00:13:16,434 IT'S NOT A BIG FAVOR. 371 00:13:16,434 --> 00:13:17,934 IT'S A GIGANTIC FAVOR. 372 00:13:17,934 --> 00:13:19,701 IT'S AN ENORMOUS FAVOR. 373 00:13:19,701 --> 00:13:20,801 IT'S THE FAVOR THAT ATE CLEVELAND. 374 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:23,200 I GET IT. 375 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,934 THIS ISN'T ABOUT WHO'D DO THE BEST JOB. 376 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,334 IT'S NOT? 377 00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:27,534 NO. YOU KNOW WHO'D DO THAT. 378 00:13:27,534 --> 00:13:29,634 ME. 379 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:32,434 OF COURSE. YOU'RE GREAT, BUT THIS IS ABOUT POWER-- 380 00:13:32,434 --> 00:13:35,334 RAW POWER--WHO HAS IT AND WHO WANTS IT. 381 00:13:35,334 --> 00:13:37,133 DO YOU KNOW WHO HAS IT RIGHT NOW? 382 00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:39,300 NOT ME? 383 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,868 RIGHT. ME. KNOW WHO ELSE HAS IT? 384 00:13:40,868 --> 00:13:43,033 NOT ME? 385 00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:45,067 RIGHT. LANCE. HE'LL MAKE THE ACTUAL DECISION. 386 00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,767 YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS IT? 387 00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:47,767 NOT NOT ME AGAIN? 388 00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:50,067 YES. ME? 389 00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:52,067 NOT YOU. BASICALLY, EVERYBODY BUT YOU. 390 00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:53,634 LANCE WILL TAKE YOUR RECOMMENDATION. 391 00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:55,067 OF COURSE HE WILL. 392 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,834 DO YOU KNOW WHY? 393 00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:59,267 BECAUSE HE OWES YOU A FAVOR? 394 00:13:59,267 --> 00:14:01,868 EXACTLY, AND THIS IS A SYSTEM THAT RUNS ON FAVORS. 395 00:14:01,868 --> 00:14:03,667 I HATE IT, BUT WHAT CAN I DO? 396 00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,000 BUCK THE SYSTEM? 397 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,434 YEAH, RIGHT. 398 00:14:06,434 --> 00:14:08,167 ALL RIGHT. TELL YOU WHAT-- 399 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:09,701 I'LL SHOOT YOU FOR IT. 400 00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:11,200 WHAT? 401 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,934 IF I GET IT IN, I GET THE JOB. 402 00:14:13,934 --> 00:14:15,133 COME ON. SERIOUSLY-- 403 00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:16,634 WHAT ARE YOU, CHICKEN? 404 00:14:16,634 --> 00:14:19,467 ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD. 405 00:14:23,934 --> 00:14:25,234 NICE TRY. 406 00:14:25,234 --> 00:14:26,834 TWO OUT OF THREE. 407 00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:28,367 NO. JAMIE, I CAN'T. 408 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:29,801 PLEASE, DON'T HATE ME. 409 00:14:29,801 --> 00:14:31,701 I DON'T HATE YOU. 410 00:14:31,701 --> 00:14:34,400 AND BECAUSE I'M A BIGGER MAN THAN YOU, 411 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,033 I'M GIVING YOU MY IDEAS FOR THE "FUN CITY" COMMITTEE. 412 00:14:37,033 --> 00:14:38,901 WHAT'S THIS? 413 00:14:38,901 --> 00:14:41,467 IT'S A LITTLE PRESENT FROM PAUL. 414 00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:42,901 I THOUGHT YOU AND LANCE MIGHT ENJOY IT. 415 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,767 ARTHUR, WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE. 416 00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:56,934 I THINK WE'RE BEING BLACKMAILED. 417 00:14:56,934 --> 00:14:58,901 WELL, PUT ARTHUR ON. 418 00:15:05,501 --> 00:15:07,434 WHO TOOK THIS? BUCHMAN'S HUSBAND. 419 00:15:07,434 --> 00:15:08,267 WHAT'S HIS NAME? PAUL. 420 00:15:08,267 --> 00:15:09,434 PAUL WHAT? BUCHMAN. 421 00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:13,267 HIS NAME IS BUCHMAN, TOO? 422 00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:15,133 YES. 423 00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:17,834 NOWADAYS, OFTEN THE WOMEN KEEP THEIR MAIDEN NAMES. 424 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,701 YOU NEVER HEARD OF THAT? 425 00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:21,834 YES, YES. 426 00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:23,167 I WONDER WHAT THEY WANT. 427 00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:24,367 I DON'T KNOW. 428 00:15:24,367 --> 00:15:26,434 I CAN MAKE ONE PHONE CALL. 429 00:15:26,434 --> 00:15:27,934 NO. NO PHONE CALLS. 430 00:15:27,934 --> 00:15:29,968 NO PHONE CALLS? NOT EVEN ONE? 431 00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:31,267 NONE. COME ON. 432 00:15:31,267 --> 00:15:32,400 ONE LITTLE PHONE CALL. 433 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,367 NO. 434 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,701 YOU REALIZE WHAT THAT PICTURE COULD DO TO US? 435 00:15:36,701 --> 00:15:38,634 YES. LET ME HANDLE IT. 436 00:15:38,634 --> 00:15:41,100 I THINK I CAN KEEP BROCKWELL OUT OF IT. 437 00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,400 YOU'VE HANDLED IT SO FAR. 438 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,300 LOOK WHERE IT'S GOT US. 439 00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,667 I'M ASKING YOU AS A FAVOR. 440 00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:48,300 ALL RIGHT... 441 00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:51,701 BUT YOU OWE ME ONE. 442 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:54,167 YOU KNOW WHAT WE DID IN THE OLD DAYS 443 00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:55,634 WHEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS CAME UP? 444 00:15:55,634 --> 00:15:57,033 WHAT? 445 00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:58,300 WE MADE A PHONE CALL. 446 00:16:01,701 --> 00:16:03,434 PICTURE, PICTURE, PICTURE. 447 00:16:03,434 --> 00:16:05,234 I GOT THE PICTURE. 448 00:16:05,234 --> 00:16:06,234 YOU GOT THE PICTURE? 449 00:16:06,234 --> 00:16:07,601 WHERE IS IT? 450 00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:09,100 YOU'RE GETTING IT TOMORROW. 451 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,400 I ASK YOU TO DO A LITTLE FAVOR. 452 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,667 YOU SAID IT'S NO PROBLEM. JAMIE'S TAKING CARE OF IT. 453 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,767 IF I DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD DO IT, 454 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,534 I'D NEVER HAVE ASKED. 455 00:16:17,534 --> 00:16:20,100 HAVE I MENTIONED, I'M GETTING IT TOMORROW? 456 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:22,534 I NEVER HEARD OF A 9-YEAR-OLD 457 00:16:22,534 --> 00:16:24,501 WHO LOVES THE MAYOR SO MUCH. 458 00:16:24,501 --> 00:16:26,234 FORGET THE KID. I'M WORKING FOR THE MOTHER NOW. 459 00:16:26,234 --> 00:16:27,868 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 460 00:16:27,868 --> 00:16:29,467 THIS IS SO BROKEN, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 461 00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:30,534 YOU FUTZED WITH IT. 462 00:16:30,534 --> 00:16:32,634 SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO. 463 00:16:32,634 --> 00:16:34,334 HELLO. 464 00:16:34,334 --> 00:16:35,901 PAUL, DOUG BERKUS. 465 00:16:35,901 --> 00:16:37,667 DOUG BERKUS? HOW ARE YOU? 466 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:38,734 ASK HIM ABOUT THE PHOTO. 467 00:16:38,734 --> 00:16:41,200 I'M CALLING ABOUT THE PICTURE. 468 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,634 YOU'RE CALLING ABOUT THE PICTURE. 469 00:16:43,634 --> 00:16:46,634 JAMIE WAS HERE. WE HAD A VERY INTERESTING CHAT. 470 00:16:46,634 --> 00:16:48,534 SHE'S GREAT, ISN'T SHE? 471 00:16:48,534 --> 00:16:50,901 OH, THE BEST. 472 00:16:50,901 --> 00:16:52,868 IF THIS IS GOING TO BE TOO MUCH OF A PROBLEM-- 473 00:16:52,868 --> 00:16:54,267 NOT NECESSARILY. 474 00:16:54,267 --> 00:16:56,133 MEET ME THIS AFTERNOON. 475 00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:57,901 THESE KIND OF CONVERSATIONS OVER THE PHONE 476 00:16:57,901 --> 00:16:59,834 MAKE ME NERVOUS. 477 00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:01,234 I DON'T KNOW WHY. 478 00:17:01,234 --> 00:17:03,567 WANT ME TO SWING BY YOUR OFFICE? 479 00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:05,267 NO. THERE'S THIS PLACE. 480 00:17:05,267 --> 00:17:08,100 YOU KNOW WHERE KING CROSSES VARRICK? 481 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,634 I CAN FIND THAT. 482 00:17:09,634 --> 00:17:11,367 IT'S GOT TO BE AUTOGRAPHED. 483 00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:12,801 ARE YOU WITH SOMEONE? 484 00:17:12,801 --> 00:17:14,167 IT'S JUST A FRIEND. 485 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,334 CAREFUL. THAT'S EXPENSIVE. 486 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,200 EXPENSIVE? 487 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,934 THAT'S GOING TO COST SOMEONE. 488 00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:20,200 NOT OVER THE PHONE. 489 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,834 MEET ME IN HALF AN HOUR. 490 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,167 O.K. BYE. 491 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,267 WHY YOU GOT TO BE INTERRUPTING ME? 492 00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:27,467 DO I GET MY PICTURE? 493 00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:30,100 JAMIE CAME THROUGH. YOU OWE ME. 494 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,701 HERE. I FIXED IT. 495 00:17:31,701 --> 00:17:33,634 ALL RIGHT. SO WE'RE EVEN. 496 00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:38,467 [TELEVISION PLAYS] 497 00:17:38,467 --> 00:17:39,567 DOUG. 498 00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:40,534 HOW ARE YOU? 499 00:17:40,534 --> 00:17:41,934 O.K. SO-- 500 00:17:41,934 --> 00:17:44,067 FOUL? FOUL? YOU MUST BE BLIND. 501 00:17:44,067 --> 00:17:45,400 LET'S KEEP THIS SHORT. 502 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,267 AH, SHORT IT IS. 503 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,834 YOU ARE BLIND, AND YOU SHOULD DIE. 504 00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:52,367 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 505 00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:53,934 OH, IT'S NOT FOR ME. 506 00:17:53,934 --> 00:17:55,200 IT'S, UH... 507 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,701 SHE'S A BRIGHT GIRL, 508 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,801 AND SHE LOVES POLITICS, 509 00:17:58,801 --> 00:18:01,000 AND SHE REALLY WANTS THIS. 510 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,601 YOU'RE JUST BEING THE GOOD HUSBAND. 511 00:18:02,601 --> 00:18:04,968 I'M, UH...O.K. 512 00:18:04,968 --> 00:18:07,067 TRAVELING! 513 00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:10,234 HE TOOK 14 STEPS. OPEN YOUR EYES. 514 00:18:10,234 --> 00:18:12,100 YOU KNOW, THEY DON'T ACTUALLY HEAR YOU 515 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,901 WHEN YOU SCREAM. 516 00:18:13,901 --> 00:18:15,701 LET'S TALK BUSINESS. 517 00:18:15,701 --> 00:18:18,167 SO, DO YOU HAVE IT-- THE PICTURE? 518 00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:19,701 ON ME? 519 00:18:19,701 --> 00:18:22,033 YOU DIDN'T BRING IT WITH YOU? 520 00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:24,234 IT'S IN MY OFFICE. ARE THERE ANY MORE? 521 00:18:24,234 --> 00:18:25,567 I ONLY NEED ONE. 522 00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:27,968 HMM. WELL PUT. 523 00:18:31,234 --> 00:18:33,434 SO--SO, UM... 524 00:18:33,434 --> 00:18:36,300 SO YOU WANT TO GIVE IT TO JAMIE? 525 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,734 YOU DON'T LEAVE ME MUCH CHOICE. 526 00:18:38,734 --> 00:18:40,467 WE'LL CONSIDER THE MATTER CLOSED. 527 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,434 JAM IT, BABY! JAM IT IN HIS FACE! 528 00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,601 WHO'S PLAYING? 529 00:18:46,601 --> 00:18:48,567 OH, IT'S THE, UH, HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS. 530 00:18:52,968 --> 00:18:55,234 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT. THAT'S WHY I'M CALLING. 531 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,133 I'LL BE HAPPY TO HOLD. 532 00:18:57,133 --> 00:18:58,100 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. I WAS IN THE MIDDLE-- 533 00:19:00,868 --> 00:19:02,167 I'M HOME. 534 00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:04,501 BOY, ARE YOU HOME. 535 00:19:04,501 --> 00:19:05,934 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE IT. 536 00:19:05,934 --> 00:19:07,501 LOOK WHAT I DID. 537 00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:08,567 YOU FUTZED WITH IT? I FUTZED WITH IT. 538 00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:11,100 HONEY, I GOT IT. 539 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,567 I THOUGHT I WOULDN'T GET IT, 540 00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:14,067 THEN I GOT IT. 541 00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:16,667 GOOD FOR YOU. 542 00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:18,000 WOW. YOU GOT THE CHAIRMAN-- CHAIRWOMAN--PERSON... 543 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,601 CHAIRPERSONSHIP. 544 00:19:19,601 --> 00:19:21,400 POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUINED A NICE MOMENT. 545 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,968 WE HAVE ANYTHING TO CELEBRATE WITH? 546 00:19:23,968 --> 00:19:26,334 I'M SURE WE DO. THAT IS GOOD NEWS. 547 00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:28,934 NOW THAT MY STOCK IS HIGH ALL OF A SUDDEN, 548 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,734 I CAN ASK HIM FOR YOUR PICTURE. 549 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,534 IS COLD DUCK CHAMPAGNE? 550 00:19:32,534 --> 00:19:34,267 YOU ALREADY ASKED HIM FOR THE PICTURE. 551 00:19:34,267 --> 00:19:35,634 WHO? 552 00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,334 BERKUS. HE CALLED. 553 00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:40,334 HE CALLED. 554 00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:42,067 BERKUS. 555 00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:44,300 YOU TALKED TO BERKUS? 556 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,934 HE WANTED ME TO MEET HIM. 557 00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:49,634 I GO TO THIS DIVE, AND HE ACTS LIKE IT'S A BIG THING, 558 00:19:49,634 --> 00:19:51,634 THEN HE DOESN'T EVEN BRING THE PICTURE. 559 00:19:51,634 --> 00:19:54,133 I NEVER MENTIONED THE PICTURE. 560 00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:57,901 WELL, YOU MUST HAVE. 561 00:19:57,901 --> 00:20:00,234 NO. THE ONLY PICTURE I MENTIONED 562 00:20:00,234 --> 00:20:02,734 WAS THE ONE YOU TOOK. 563 00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:04,267 THE POLAROID OF HIM... 564 00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:06,033 HIM AND LANCE AND, UH... 565 00:20:06,033 --> 00:20:07,534 THIS GUY. 566 00:20:07,534 --> 00:20:10,100 YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS? 567 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:13,234 HE'S THE ONLY ONE OF THE THREE 568 00:20:13,234 --> 00:20:15,601 WHO KNOWS HOW TO EAT A GYRO. 569 00:20:15,601 --> 00:20:17,467 NO. THIS-- THIS IS... 570 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,067 THIS IS GIULIANI'S CAMPAIGN MANAGER. 571 00:20:19,067 --> 00:20:21,567 GIULIANI FIRED HIM. 572 00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:23,133 GIULIANI FIRED THIS GUY? 573 00:20:23,133 --> 00:20:25,667 I GAVE BERKUS THIS PICTURE. 574 00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:27,100 HE MUST THINK-- 575 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,434 OH, MY GOD. 576 00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:30,000 WHAT? 577 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,400 OH, MY GOD. 578 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,667 WHAT? 579 00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:35,801 OH, MY GOD! 580 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,868 YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT. 581 00:20:37,868 --> 00:20:40,300 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 582 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:43,200 I THINK WE JUST BLACKMAILED MY BOSS. 583 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,434 O.K. I WOULDN'T HAVE GUESSED THAT. 584 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,534 [JAMIE] OF COURSE, I HAD NO IDEA. 585 00:20:51,534 --> 00:20:53,868 NO IDEA YOU THOUGHT WE WERE USING THAT PICTURE 586 00:20:53,868 --> 00:20:55,434 TO GET A FAVOR OUT OF YOU. 587 00:20:55,434 --> 00:20:56,834 IT WAS A MISTAKE. 588 00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:58,234 PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES, DOUG. 589 00:20:58,234 --> 00:21:01,033 IS IT DOUG OR DOUGLAS? 590 00:21:01,033 --> 00:21:01,934 NO ONE'S GOING TO BELIEVE IT. 591 00:21:01,934 --> 00:21:03,834 DOUG. 592 00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:05,334 LANCE REALLY ISN'T GOING TO BELIEVE IT. 593 00:21:05,334 --> 00:21:07,567 HE'LL LAUGH. 594 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,501 HE'LL HAVE A BIG, HEARTY, THROATY LAUGH. A CHORTLE, REALLY. 595 00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:12,167 UH...NO. 596 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:14,767 THIS DISCUSSION CAN'T LEAVE THIS OFFICE. 597 00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:16,167 I DON'T WANT THIS ASSIGNMENT 598 00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:17,501 IF I DIDN'T GET IT ON MERIT. 599 00:21:17,501 --> 00:21:18,634 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 600 00:21:18,634 --> 00:21:20,133 I'LL RESIGN. 601 00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:21,734 SWEETIE. JAMIE. WHAT? 602 00:21:21,734 --> 00:21:22,901 DO ME A FAVOR. 603 00:21:22,901 --> 00:21:24,200 ANYTHING. DO THE MAN A FAVOR. 604 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,234 KEEP THE JOB. 605 00:21:25,234 --> 00:21:27,400 KEEP THE JOB. 606 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,100 AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO ANYBODY. 607 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:32,667 YOU CAN SURVIVE BLACKMAIL IN POLITICS, 608 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,300 BUT YOU CANNOT SURVIVE YOUR OWN STUPIDITY. 609 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:36,934 SO YOU'RE ASKING ME 610 00:21:36,934 --> 00:21:39,634 TO COVER UP YOUR STUPIDITY? 611 00:21:39,634 --> 00:21:41,300 YES. WOULD YOU? 612 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,701 AS A FAVOR? 613 00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:44,133 I GET IT. THIS IS FUN. 614 00:21:53,133 --> 00:21:54,834 SEE, HE'S SIGNING IT HIMSELF. 615 00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:57,934 USUALLY IT'S A MACHINE. 616 00:21:57,934 --> 00:21:59,767 I OWE YOU ONE. 617 00:21:59,767 --> 00:22:01,033 I OWE YOU ONE. 618 00:22:01,033 --> 00:22:02,534 I OWE YOU ONE. 619 00:22:02,534 --> 00:22:03,968 I OWE YOU ONE. 620 00:22:03,968 --> 00:22:05,667 MAYOR, I OWE YOU A BIG FAVOR. 621 00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:08,367 KNOW WHY I HATE POLITICS, SWEETHEART? 622 00:22:08,367 --> 00:22:10,234 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 623 00:22:10,284 --> 00:22:14,834 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 40563

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