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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,023 --> 00:00:04,639 - What does the IRS want? - The usual, money. 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:06,717 Tonight on "Murder, She Wrote "... 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:09,320 The IRS can't find the money we withheld... 4 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:10,634 from the first two quarters? 5 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:12,716 You saying the IRS doesn't have two quarters to rub together? 6 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:13,795 That's blackmail. 7 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,274 We may take you house and your car, 8 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,719 We may send you to jail. 9 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,910 But we'd never do anything as unsavory as blackmail. 10 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:22,269 - And what did you get? - I got rid of Nolan. 11 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:25,869 - I've read your stuff. - Which of my books have you read? 12 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:28,588 Books? I'm talking about your tax returns. 13 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,039 Put your hands up. 14 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,238 You must believe me, 15 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,393 I don't know how the mistake was made. 16 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,630 Give me time, I'll get to the bottom of it. 17 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:28,838 I've never cheated on my income tax. 18 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,309 - Never. - Before now. 19 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:36,155 Mr. Yelverton, I'm a consultant with my ex-wife's company. 20 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,471 They pay me... 21 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:41,679 see line 16, paragraph C. 22 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,836 Their accountants screwed you, 23 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,079 I mean, me. 24 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,270 I'm glad you brought up Edna Hayes. 25 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:53,677 Mr. Hayes, in my business, there are oversights... 26 00:01:54,921 --> 00:01:56,832 and there are oversights. 27 00:01:58,481 --> 00:02:01,553 Mr. Hayes, we're not out to get you. 28 00:02:02,681 --> 00:02:04,194 We want to help you... 29 00:02:04,841 --> 00:02:08,277 if you will help us. 30 00:02:09,161 --> 00:02:13,074 - Of course, sir, - Not your taxes. 31 00:02:13,441 --> 00:02:15,591 Aunt Edna's Baked Goods... 32 00:02:16,201 --> 00:02:18,431 claim to have deposited two million dollars... 33 00:02:18,481 --> 00:02:20,358 in quarterly withholding taxes. 34 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,632 Our records indicate otherwise. 35 00:02:23,201 --> 00:02:26,079 My ex-wife owes you two million? 36 00:02:26,321 --> 00:02:27,310 More or less. 37 00:02:28,121 --> 00:02:31,158 Help us to find it, and... 38 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:33,756 we'll forget about your little oversight. 39 00:02:33,841 --> 00:02:35,160 Mr. Yelverton... 40 00:02:35,721 --> 00:02:38,281 - that's blackmail. - Mr. Hayes, 41 00:02:44,201 --> 00:02:46,669 We'd never do anything as unsavory as blackmail. 42 00:02:52,481 --> 00:02:54,472 Edna? It's me, Jessica. 43 00:02:54,881 --> 00:02:56,917 My plane landed about 20 minutes ago. 44 00:02:57,441 --> 00:02:59,432 Jessica! 45 00:02:59,481 --> 00:03:02,154 My goodness, can you ever forgive me? 46 00:03:02,881 --> 00:03:04,872 I forgot to send the car to the airport, 47 00:03:04,921 --> 00:03:06,400 I forgot, wait a minute... 48 00:03:06,441 --> 00:03:09,160 you are on your Midwest book promotion tour, aren't you? 49 00:03:09,201 --> 00:03:10,190 Yes. 50 00:03:10,561 --> 00:03:12,279 At least I remembered something. 51 00:03:12,641 --> 00:03:17,317 It's just been living hell for me, what with the IRS hassle, the loan, 52 00:03:17,361 --> 00:03:18,874 trying to run the plant. 53 00:03:18,921 --> 00:03:21,958 Now be honest. Have I come at a bad time? 54 00:03:22,041 --> 00:03:23,554 You sure have. 55 00:03:24,361 --> 00:03:25,635 But I can't wait to see you. 56 00:03:26,721 --> 00:03:28,757 I'll grab a taxi. 57 00:03:30,801 --> 00:03:33,599 What with 1,500 employees nationwide, 58 00:03:33,641 --> 00:03:35,996 from whom we collect taxes, 59 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:37,952 and then have to pay the IRS quarterly, 60 00:03:38,001 --> 00:03:40,993 not the remodeling load comes due, 61 00:03:41,041 --> 00:03:44,477 so the problem with the IRS is even more difficult. 62 00:03:44,521 --> 00:03:45,954 Edna, slow down. 63 00:03:46,001 --> 00:03:49,118 I've just landed and you've gotten me up in the air again. 64 00:03:49,161 --> 00:03:50,879 Now, start at the beginning. 65 00:03:50,921 --> 00:03:52,991 I wasn't in at the beginning. 66 00:03:53,081 --> 00:03:56,596 My first recollection of any problem with the IRS... 67 00:03:56,641 --> 00:03:58,040 came about a month ago, 68 00:03:58,081 --> 00:04:00,197 when George Arus, my vice president, 69 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:02,675 stopped me in the parking lot early one morning. 70 00:04:02,921 --> 00:04:04,877 - We need to talk. - What is it, George? 71 00:04:04,961 --> 00:04:07,077 Well, something's wrong either in accounting, or payroll, 72 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:08,440 or with our auditing firm. 73 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:11,200 - It just won't go away. - Well, what does the IRS want? 74 00:04:11,241 --> 00:04:12,879 The usual. Money. 75 00:04:13,161 --> 00:04:15,470 I thought it was just a misplaced decimal point, 76 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:17,352 some snafu that you didn't need to be bothered about. 77 00:04:17,401 --> 00:04:20,518 It's an awful lot of paperwork for a misplaced decimal point. 78 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:23,792 That same morning I sat down with Gail Manning, 79 00:04:23,921 --> 00:04:25,513 she's head of accounting, 80 00:04:26,001 --> 00:04:28,640 Richard Wellstood, our in-house attorney, 81 00:04:28,961 --> 00:04:32,636 and J.K. Davern, sales and marketing exec. 82 00:04:32,681 --> 00:04:35,275 How can the IRS want two million dollars, 83 00:04:35,321 --> 00:04:36,800 when we've already paid them? 84 00:04:36,841 --> 00:04:39,309 What is going on in the accounting department? 85 00:04:39,361 --> 00:04:41,670 I don't know. And I've gone over this with the IRS, 86 00:04:41,721 --> 00:04:44,599 with our bank in St. Louis, and with Spencer Prinz. 87 00:04:44,641 --> 00:04:45,630 Who? 88 00:04:45,761 --> 00:04:47,513 He's with the auditing firm that handles... 89 00:04:47,561 --> 00:04:49,119 the payroll in St. Louis. 90 00:04:49,161 --> 00:04:52,949 We regularly deposit the withholding taxes of the employees... 91 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:57,199 in St. Louis, and then there, the money is passed along to the IRS. 92 00:04:57,241 --> 00:05:00,711 Now, at the end of the fiscal year, the IRS can't find... 93 00:05:00,761 --> 00:05:02,479 the money we withheld from the first two quarters. 94 00:05:02,521 --> 00:05:04,113 Two million dollars. 95 00:05:04,161 --> 00:05:06,994 It takes them several quarters to catch up. 96 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:10,439 We're now in the fourth quarter, and they want quarters one and two. 97 00:05:10,481 --> 00:05:12,836 You're saying the IRS doesn't have two quarter to rub together? 98 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,160 Neither will you, Richard. 99 00:05:15,641 --> 00:05:16,630 Sorry, Edna. 100 00:05:17,001 --> 00:05:19,356 But are you prepared to take on the government in tax court... 101 00:05:19,401 --> 00:05:21,471 to prove Aunt Edna doesn't owe Uncle Sam? 102 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:22,510 Edna, 103 00:05:23,161 --> 00:05:25,152 if this were my company, now is not the time... 104 00:05:25,201 --> 00:05:27,590 to challenge the IRS. 105 00:05:27,681 --> 00:05:30,400 If you're planning a takeover, thanks for the notice. 106 00:05:30,441 --> 00:05:34,116 I started this firm on 500 bucks and 24 hour work days. 107 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:36,112 No pointy headed bureaucrat is going to make me... 108 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:37,640 roll over and play dead! 109 00:05:37,681 --> 00:05:40,149 Then the government may very well take the company away from you. 110 00:05:40,202 --> 00:05:42,796 And the loan on the plant remodeling comes due next month. 111 00:05:42,882 --> 00:05:44,793 What does one thing have to do with the other? 112 00:05:44,842 --> 00:05:47,117 Edan, if you have to pay the IRS twice, 113 00:05:47,162 --> 00:05:49,039 there's no money to repay the loan. 114 00:05:51,122 --> 00:05:52,111 Yes, Dottie? 115 00:05:55,802 --> 00:05:58,236 It's my ex-husband. 116 00:05:58,282 --> 00:06:01,399 It's something supposedly important. Would you excuse me? 117 00:06:05,602 --> 00:06:06,591 Put him on, okay? 118 00:06:09,802 --> 00:06:11,918 What is it, Nolan? I'm a little busy now. 119 00:06:12,002 --> 00:06:15,995 I hate to bother you, but it's about our divorce settlement. 120 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,919 That's why it's called a settlement, 121 00:06:18,042 --> 00:06:20,112 because once and for all, things are settled. 122 00:06:20,162 --> 00:06:23,518 Thanks to me, you have been hunting and fishing for the past three years. 123 00:06:24,082 --> 00:06:27,711 My quarrel's not with you, it's with the IRS, 124 00:06:27,802 --> 00:06:29,793 and the consultancy fee you pay me. 125 00:06:30,002 --> 00:06:31,640 You mean you're in hot water, too? 126 00:06:32,122 --> 00:06:34,397 They're demanding that I pay taxes... 127 00:06:34,442 --> 00:06:36,592 on a 300,000 dollar income. 128 00:06:36,962 --> 00:06:38,395 300,000? 129 00:06:38,642 --> 00:06:41,520 I thought that the deal we worked out pays you only one. 130 00:06:41,722 --> 00:06:44,111 Granted, your divorce lawyer had me over a barrel, 131 00:06:44,162 --> 00:06:45,151 but not in it. 132 00:06:45,202 --> 00:06:48,353 Some fellow in your auditing firm named Spencer Prinz... 133 00:06:48,402 --> 00:06:50,632 is supposed to help me out, but I keep missing him. 134 00:06:50,882 --> 00:06:54,716 All right, I'll have Gail Manning deal directly with you, 135 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,957 not with some nobody auditor. 136 00:06:57,602 --> 00:06:58,591 Thanks. 137 00:06:59,362 --> 00:07:00,761 Kind of romantic, isn't it. 138 00:07:00,802 --> 00:07:03,680 You and me brought back together by the IRS. 139 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:07,238 It's not exactly romantic, Nolan. 140 00:07:07,562 --> 00:07:09,393 It's more like a shotgun wedding. 141 00:07:11,402 --> 00:07:13,632 About a week later, things came to a head, 142 00:07:13,682 --> 00:07:15,912 when I confronted the IRS. 143 00:07:15,962 --> 00:07:17,520 A faceless bureaucrat. 144 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,951 He had a face. Your worst nightmare. 145 00:07:20,442 --> 00:07:23,957 Mr. Hayes, stonewalling's not going to get you anywhere. 146 00:07:24,042 --> 00:07:25,475 Who's stonewalling? 147 00:07:25,522 --> 00:07:28,036 I came from Jonesburg of my own free will. 148 00:07:28,082 --> 00:07:31,791 Nobody comes here from anywhere of their own free will. 149 00:07:32,162 --> 00:07:34,722 Look, I'm asking for two million dollars. 150 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:37,959 In the past, I've been commended by my superiors in Washington... 151 00:07:38,002 --> 00:07:40,357 for exacting sums the size of the annual budget... 152 00:07:40,402 --> 00:07:42,313 of a third world nation. 153 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:43,351 Don't push me. 154 00:07:43,402 --> 00:07:45,757 I've got a Senator friend in Washington... 155 00:07:45,802 --> 00:07:48,839 who can have you sharpening pencils in a fourth world nation. 156 00:07:49,042 --> 00:07:50,031 Look, 157 00:07:50,442 --> 00:07:54,355 Mrs. Hayes has always paid her fair share. 158 00:07:54,882 --> 00:07:57,350 She employs 1500 people, she supports the arts... 159 00:07:57,402 --> 00:08:00,951 What do you do at aunt Edna's Pies, Mr...? 160 00:08:01,042 --> 00:08:03,237 He happens to be one of my vice presidents. 161 00:08:03,402 --> 00:08:06,121 - And chief morale officer? - What's that supposed to mean? 162 00:08:06,922 --> 00:08:09,561 Look, let's just settle this whole thing... 163 00:08:09,602 --> 00:08:12,241 before the lawyers make a killing. 164 00:08:12,722 --> 00:08:14,394 Nothing personal, Mr. Wellstood. 165 00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:19,277 He's right. With the loan almost due, a settlement is worth exploring. 166 00:08:19,322 --> 00:08:21,916 Absolutely not. That would be admitting that I'm a thief. 167 00:08:22,242 --> 00:08:23,880 You said it, not me. 168 00:08:24,002 --> 00:08:27,551 I will see you in court, buster. 169 00:08:27,602 --> 00:08:30,036 And if you, or any one of your cronies, 170 00:08:30,082 --> 00:08:32,312 has pocketed the money, 171 00:08:32,362 --> 00:08:34,717 I'll also see you in jail! Let's go, gentlemen. 172 00:08:37,682 --> 00:08:40,276 - Then what happened? - Then the phone rang. 173 00:08:40,602 --> 00:08:42,194 It was you, at the airport. 174 00:08:44,242 --> 00:08:48,315 We've known each other since we were in college together. 175 00:08:48,602 --> 00:08:51,514 I know that you did not form this mini-empire... 176 00:08:51,562 --> 00:08:53,678 by keeping two sets of books. 177 00:08:53,722 --> 00:08:57,317 I'll fly in from wherever, and when your case comes up, 178 00:08:57,362 --> 00:08:59,637 I'll appear as your character witness. 179 00:08:59,682 --> 00:09:03,755 Very kind of you, but it's going to take more than kind words... 180 00:09:03,802 --> 00:09:05,440 to get out of this mess. 181 00:09:07,162 --> 00:09:09,630 And this is a picture of me with a Congressman... 182 00:09:09,682 --> 00:09:11,673 I helped reelect. 183 00:09:11,762 --> 00:09:15,038 My campaign contributions helped him buy a houseboat... 184 00:09:15,082 --> 00:09:17,516 off the coast of Costa Rica. 185 00:09:17,882 --> 00:09:20,157 And he never even sends me a Christmas card. 186 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,593 Excuse me, Edna, Mrs. Fletcher. 187 00:09:23,643 --> 00:09:25,474 I thought you'd like to know Spencer Prinz, 188 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,753 the auditor from St. Louis, was in this morning. 189 00:09:27,803 --> 00:09:31,079 J.K. and I had a good session with him and later he visits the IRS... 190 00:09:31,123 --> 00:09:33,557 - with the payroll records. - Better him than me. 191 00:09:34,243 --> 00:09:36,154 - Thanks a lot. - Sure. 192 00:09:36,883 --> 00:09:38,953 - Nolan, good to see you. - Richard. 193 00:09:39,443 --> 00:09:41,957 Nolan! What an unexpected... 194 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:46,233 Treat? Hardly befits one's ex, but hello, Edna. 195 00:09:46,563 --> 00:09:48,519 Jessica, it's been too long. 196 00:09:48,563 --> 00:09:51,999 I'm truly sorry that things didn't work out for you two. 197 00:09:52,043 --> 00:09:53,032 Thanks. 198 00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:54,721 Edna, I need to talk to you. 199 00:09:55,123 --> 00:09:56,112 Alone, if you don't mind. 200 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:59,394 If this is about our tax problems, Jessica knows all about it. 201 00:10:00,923 --> 00:10:03,483 The IRS is really turning up the heat on me. 202 00:10:03,763 --> 00:10:05,913 Let me guess, they want to cut a deal. 203 00:10:06,123 --> 00:10:08,637 You divulge pillow talk, and creative bookkeeping... 204 00:10:08,683 --> 00:10:11,243 at the highest level, and in return you're a free man. 205 00:10:11,283 --> 00:10:13,797 You know I'm no hero, but let's help each other. 206 00:10:13,963 --> 00:10:15,442 Whatever you can give them, 207 00:10:15,483 --> 00:10:17,280 our old returns, cancelled checks, 208 00:10:17,323 --> 00:10:20,281 and if there's anything I can turn over to you, call me anytime... 209 00:10:20,563 --> 00:10:21,552 I shall, Nolan. 210 00:10:22,243 --> 00:10:24,120 Do you have my car phone number? 211 00:10:24,363 --> 00:10:25,762 My secretary has it. 212 00:10:27,523 --> 00:10:29,195 Jessica, stay well. 213 00:10:33,563 --> 00:10:36,839 What can I say? It just didn't work out. 214 00:10:37,923 --> 00:10:41,074 I imagine it was difficult for him being Mr. Edna Hayes. 215 00:10:41,123 --> 00:10:44,320 The problem was he enjoyed being Mr. Edna Hayes. 216 00:10:50,243 --> 00:10:54,031 We usually conclude our tour with some dessert. 217 00:10:54,323 --> 00:10:55,961 Please, no more pastries. 218 00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:58,392 Where is he? George, did you see Spencer Prinz? 219 00:10:58,443 --> 00:10:59,592 No, sorry. 220 00:11:00,883 --> 00:11:02,475 There he is. Spencer! 221 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,119 You forgot the W-4 forms. 222 00:11:06,323 --> 00:11:07,312 Wait up! 223 00:11:07,683 --> 00:11:09,275 I'll walk you to your car. 224 00:11:10,723 --> 00:11:15,353 This message for Edna was laying on my desk when I came back from lunch. 225 00:11:15,403 --> 00:11:17,394 - Is she around? - Here I am. 226 00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:19,362 - Can I help you? - Yes. A message. 227 00:11:19,403 --> 00:11:20,392 Thanks. 228 00:11:21,043 --> 00:11:22,681 - What does he want now? - The IRS? 229 00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:25,556 No, it's Nolan. But he's running them a close second... 230 00:11:25,603 --> 00:11:26,718 for Headache of the Week. 231 00:11:26,763 --> 00:11:28,799 - You'll excuse us. - Thank, George. 232 00:11:29,603 --> 00:11:33,278 Jessica, I'm afraid I won't be able to take you to the concert tonight. 233 00:11:33,803 --> 00:11:36,954 Don't worry about that. I'll be perfectly fine. 234 00:11:37,003 --> 00:11:40,234 But I feel awful, because I know how much you love Sibelius, 235 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:42,843 and I asked them to play "Findlandia." 236 00:11:42,883 --> 00:11:46,239 - They take requests? - We underwrite the season. 237 00:11:46,323 --> 00:11:48,553 We have to keep the string section in rosin. 238 00:11:48,883 --> 00:11:51,443 Pardon me. I just got the cupcake survey. 239 00:11:52,563 --> 00:11:54,599 Could I ask you a big favor? 240 00:11:54,683 --> 00:11:57,356 Could you take Jessica to the concert tonight? 241 00:11:57,403 --> 00:11:58,836 Be happy to. 242 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:01,278 Two of our bakers are in the woodwind section. 243 00:12:01,323 --> 00:12:02,642 They even read music. 244 00:12:32,363 --> 00:12:33,352 He's dead. 245 00:12:35,843 --> 00:12:37,117 No wallet on him. 246 00:12:37,963 --> 00:12:39,999 The car is registered to an Edna Hayes. 247 00:12:47,123 --> 00:12:50,752 Dormitory rules absolutely forbade cooking. 248 00:12:50,923 --> 00:12:53,312 So when we baked brownies in our room, 249 00:12:53,443 --> 00:12:55,798 I hid them under the bed. 250 00:12:55,963 --> 00:13:00,320 My mattress sagged and stuck to the fudge topping. 251 00:13:01,803 --> 00:13:05,239 And from this humble culinary beginning, an empire was born. 252 00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:12,081 Well, some of us have bosses to face early tomorrow morning. 253 00:13:12,764 --> 00:13:15,517 Thanks again for joining me at the concert. 254 00:13:17,524 --> 00:13:20,084 It's after eleven. That's awfully late. 255 00:13:23,044 --> 00:13:25,080 - Mrs. Hayes? - Yes? 256 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:27,479 According to the registration, 257 00:13:27,524 --> 00:13:32,154 Jaguar license place MCR 6475 is registered to you, is that right? 258 00:13:32,364 --> 00:13:37,074 We have a company car that's leased, you might say, to my ex-husband. Why? 259 00:13:37,324 --> 00:13:40,361 There's been an accident and the driver has no identification. 260 00:13:40,764 --> 00:13:42,436 Could you come with us, please? 261 00:13:42,644 --> 00:13:43,633 Is it Nolan? 262 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,473 We don't know. 263 00:13:45,804 --> 00:13:48,682 - Is he hurt? - Would you please come with us? 264 00:13:59,564 --> 00:14:00,883 Yes, that's Nolan. 265 00:14:04,364 --> 00:14:06,355 Lieutenant, could you tell me what happened? 266 00:14:06,884 --> 00:14:09,921 No secret, the railroad tracks are a bad area. 267 00:14:09,964 --> 00:14:12,000 Your husband was driving alone, 268 00:14:12,244 --> 00:14:14,804 he got a flat, took out a jack to change it, 269 00:14:14,844 --> 00:14:18,280 some thug, thief or wino shot him and took his wallet. 270 00:14:18,844 --> 00:14:19,833 That's the way it looks. 271 00:14:19,924 --> 00:14:23,519 Of all the times Nolan thought he could change a tire, 272 00:14:23,644 --> 00:14:25,282 in that neck of the woods. 273 00:14:25,484 --> 00:14:28,920 Was gunfire overheard by anyone, you know, a witness? 274 00:14:29,364 --> 00:14:31,480 Nobody lives out there. We couldn't find a soul. 275 00:14:31,844 --> 00:14:33,436 Edna, you said, 276 00:14:33,484 --> 00:14:37,636 "Of all times, Nolan thought he could change a tire." 277 00:14:37,724 --> 00:14:38,918 You knew Nolan. 278 00:14:38,964 --> 00:14:42,001 He couldn't open a can, let alone change a flat. 279 00:14:42,164 --> 00:14:46,237 Which makes me think, if he couldn't change a flat, why was the jack out? 280 00:14:46,284 --> 00:14:47,763 Isn't that what you said, lieutenant? 281 00:14:48,084 --> 00:14:50,393 There was no pay phone or gas station around. 282 00:14:50,444 --> 00:14:52,878 Mr. Hayes had to give it a try, wouldn't you say? 283 00:14:53,084 --> 00:14:55,473 Actually, no. I certainly wouldn't say. 284 00:14:56,084 --> 00:14:58,757 After lunch Nolan said that you could reach him... 285 00:14:58,804 --> 00:14:59,839 on his car phone. 286 00:14:59,884 --> 00:15:03,194 Why didn't he stay safely in his car, 287 00:15:03,244 --> 00:15:05,394 and call the gas station or the auto club? 288 00:15:05,444 --> 00:15:08,083 You also said that nobody lived out there. 289 00:15:08,204 --> 00:15:11,355 So what was he doing driving out there in the first place? 290 00:15:11,524 --> 00:15:13,913 We plan to run ballistics and fingerprint tests. 291 00:15:13,964 --> 00:15:16,353 A lot of questions will be answered then. 292 00:15:16,444 --> 00:15:19,754 How long have you and the deceased been divorced? 293 00:15:20,204 --> 00:15:21,193 Three years. 294 00:15:21,804 --> 00:15:23,601 Was the parting friendly? 295 00:15:23,644 --> 00:15:26,329 These questions hardly come under the heading... 296 00:15:26,364 --> 00:15:28,924 - of ballistics or fingerprint tests. - It's all right. 297 00:15:29,324 --> 00:15:32,919 We each got what we wanted out of the settlement. 298 00:15:33,324 --> 00:15:36,122 Nolan got the farm, a car... 299 00:15:36,164 --> 00:15:38,758 and an annual consultant's fee. 300 00:15:38,884 --> 00:15:40,476 What did you get? 301 00:15:40,884 --> 00:15:42,283 Well, I got rid of Nolan. 302 00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:50,037 Right, doc, I got it. 303 00:15:52,124 --> 00:15:53,193 Is that right? 304 00:15:53,764 --> 00:15:55,163 It wasn't a nail, after all? 305 00:15:55,244 --> 00:15:56,996 The tire was slashed? 306 00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:02,157 Look, if you're one of those... 307 00:16:02,204 --> 00:16:04,001 pain-in-the-tail St. Louis reporters, 308 00:16:04,044 --> 00:16:07,116 I still don't have a thing on the Hayes murder. 309 00:16:08,124 --> 00:16:09,716 I'm Field Director Yelverton, 310 00:16:09,764 --> 00:16:12,358 Internal Revenue Service. 311 00:16:13,884 --> 00:16:15,112 I'll call you back. 312 00:16:18,364 --> 00:16:21,436 Mr. Yelverton, sir. I thought my IRS problem was over. 313 00:16:21,484 --> 00:16:24,237 They said they wouldn't repossess my car if I... 314 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:28,163 Relax, Lieutenant. I'm here about Nolan Hayes' murder. 315 00:16:29,244 --> 00:16:30,723 The murder. Great! 316 00:16:31,084 --> 00:16:34,360 Coffee? Decaf, tea? 317 00:16:34,684 --> 00:16:37,073 I think we still have a Danish. 318 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,961 No, thank you. 319 00:16:39,884 --> 00:16:42,034 Look, the IRS has lost a key witness... 320 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,882 in its tax case against Aunt Edna's Pies. 321 00:16:44,924 --> 00:16:47,392 You may not be aware, Mrs. Hayes... 322 00:16:47,444 --> 00:16:49,275 owes us two million dollars. 323 00:16:49,444 --> 00:16:50,923 Two million! 324 00:16:51,005 --> 00:16:53,724 Well, I guess repossessing her car is out. 325 00:16:54,165 --> 00:16:57,123 - You catch on. - You say Hayes was a witness? 326 00:16:57,365 --> 00:17:00,084 Are you familiar with the term "Judas goat"? 327 00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:03,442 Sure. And Mrs. Hayes was going to be the lamb chops. 328 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,920 I'd like to be the first to hear of any developments. 329 00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:09,638 Actually, sir, the IRS has no jurisdiction... 330 00:17:09,685 --> 00:17:10,834 in the Hayes' murder. 331 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,760 Are you still driving that '84 Buick? 332 00:17:16,485 --> 00:17:17,713 I'll be in touch. 333 00:17:25,565 --> 00:17:28,602 Thanks for helping with Nolan's funeral arrangements. 334 00:17:28,645 --> 00:17:30,522 - He had no one, you know. - I know. 335 00:17:30,565 --> 00:17:32,874 Mrs. Hayes, I'd like to have a word with you. 336 00:17:32,925 --> 00:17:35,234 As it goes along with some things you mentioned, Mrs. Fletcher, 337 00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:37,401 - you can join us. - Right this way. 338 00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:43,641 Did you know your ex was going to testify against you in tax court? 339 00:17:43,685 --> 00:17:45,482 I'm not surprised. 340 00:17:45,725 --> 00:17:49,195 But you're wasting your time if you think I had motive to kill him. 341 00:17:49,245 --> 00:17:53,955 It's only an IRS claim that Mrs. Hayes owes any money. 342 00:17:54,165 --> 00:17:56,076 Sounds to me like you don't own a car. 343 00:17:56,445 --> 00:17:59,118 My department found blood... 344 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:02,157 on the Jaguar's rear seat, and the flat tire got that way... 345 00:18:02,205 --> 00:18:04,241 because of a six inch knife slash. 346 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,198 What are you saying? 347 00:18:07,245 --> 00:18:09,156 That Nolan was killed elsewhere? 348 00:18:09,205 --> 00:18:11,275 About 9 o'clock, and driven to the tracks. 349 00:18:11,485 --> 00:18:14,204 What about the ballistic tests that you were going to run? 350 00:18:14,245 --> 00:18:15,803 Waiting word on them now. 351 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:20,236 I'm questioning everyone he knew, their whereabouts last night. 352 00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:22,880 Miss Manning, Mr. Arus and Wellstood were... 353 00:18:22,925 --> 00:18:24,916 at home, they say. 354 00:18:25,485 --> 00:18:29,637 JK. Davern was at a concert, with you, Mrs. Fletcher, I believe. 355 00:18:29,685 --> 00:18:31,038 That's right. 356 00:18:32,405 --> 00:18:35,397 And what about you? Where were you last night at nine? 357 00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:36,719 I was home alone. 358 00:18:37,245 --> 00:18:39,839 - Is that so? - Yeah, 359 00:18:40,045 --> 00:18:42,161 I got home around 7:30. I was waiting for Nolan. 360 00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:45,277 He called the office that afternoon, said he'd be come home... 361 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,520 by nine. He obviously didn't. 362 00:18:47,645 --> 00:18:51,160 And then Jessica and J.K. returned about 10:30. 363 00:18:52,205 --> 00:18:55,402 By yourself from 7:30 to 10:30. That about it? 364 00:18:56,165 --> 00:18:58,121 Can anybody vouch for you, Edna? 365 00:18:58,245 --> 00:19:02,318 A phone call you got? Somebody who wanted to borrow a cup of something? 366 00:19:03,285 --> 00:19:06,880 Yes, the doorbell rang about nine. 367 00:19:06,925 --> 00:19:10,076 I don't know where he was from, but it was some delivery man. 368 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:12,320 He had the wrong house and he left. 369 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,804 I see. 370 00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:18,437 A delivery man you don't know, from a place you don't know... 371 00:19:18,485 --> 00:19:21,045 didn't drop anything off at around nine. 372 00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,444 Look, lieutenant, 373 00:19:22,485 --> 00:19:25,477 if I thought I needed an alibi, I would have invited him in. 374 00:19:25,525 --> 00:19:28,756 There may be a few more questions, so please. 375 00:19:28,805 --> 00:19:31,080 I have a company to run. 376 00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,719 You know exactly where you can find me. 377 00:19:34,285 --> 00:19:35,559 I'll be in touch. 378 00:19:37,765 --> 00:19:40,723 Let me get you a car to take you to St. Louis. 379 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:44,161 I don't want you to have to postpone your radio interview on my account. 380 00:19:44,205 --> 00:19:47,880 You have got very important business to attend to. 381 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:50,644 Stalling the loan company. it'll just bore you to death. 382 00:19:50,685 --> 00:19:54,837 I mean Nolan's death, and your alibi, or lack of it. 383 00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:57,719 You don't really think that I need an alibi? 384 00:19:57,765 --> 00:20:00,359 It's not important what I think. 385 00:20:00,405 --> 00:20:03,875 Lieutenant Phillips is a man with a mission. It's his job. 386 00:20:04,285 --> 00:20:07,755 This delivery man, was there a sign on the side of the van? 387 00:20:07,805 --> 00:20:10,319 Was he wearing a uniform from some store? 388 00:20:10,365 --> 00:20:13,163 I don't know, the doorbell rang. 389 00:20:13,205 --> 00:20:16,800 I was expecting Nolan, but I live alone and you never know. 390 00:20:16,845 --> 00:20:18,403 So I said, "Who is it?" 391 00:20:18,445 --> 00:20:22,597 The voice said, "Delivery for 485 North Plainview." 392 00:20:22,645 --> 00:20:25,284 I realized he had the wrong address so I said, 393 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:29,113 "This is 485 South Plainview and I head him walk away." 394 00:20:29,565 --> 00:20:31,840 I knew he was lost so I opened the door, 395 00:20:31,885 --> 00:20:34,718 he was in the shadows by the curb. 396 00:20:34,806 --> 00:20:38,481 I pointed out the right way, he thanked me and left. 397 00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:41,724 But I could never describe him. 398 00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,444 Well it's a start. 399 00:20:45,366 --> 00:20:46,594 It is? 400 00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:53,203 Yes, I did get a delivery the night before last, a pizza. 401 00:20:53,726 --> 00:20:55,364 And where did the pizza come from? 402 00:20:55,926 --> 00:20:58,076 Sons of Sicily, "We deliver". 403 00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:00,640 I was cold enough to have come from Palermo. 404 00:21:01,286 --> 00:21:03,163 Thanks very much. 405 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:10,481 Come on Marty. I got Calzone's on the thing! 406 00:21:12,486 --> 00:21:14,841 Sons of Sicily, this is Sal, what can I do for you? 407 00:21:15,006 --> 00:21:17,566 Good evening. My name is Jessica Fletcher. 408 00:21:17,726 --> 00:21:19,318 What's your address? 409 00:21:19,366 --> 00:21:23,120 Actually, I'm calling about a delivery man. 410 00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:27,796 Two nights ago, he went to 485 North Plainview. 411 00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:30,965 Great, if this is another complaint about Benny getting lost, 412 00:21:31,006 --> 00:21:33,964 - I fired the guy this morning. - That's too bad. 413 00:21:34,766 --> 00:21:35,994 So what kind of pizza do you want? 414 00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:40,597 Actually I want Benny's last name and a phone number, if you have one. 415 00:21:40,646 --> 00:21:43,365 What do I sound like, a dating service? 416 00:21:46,006 --> 00:21:47,200 Well? 417 00:21:47,726 --> 00:21:49,762 Looks as if Benny's lost again. 418 00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:55,477 Mrs. Fletcher, Mrs. Hayes... 419 00:21:55,526 --> 00:21:59,121 - You certainly put in a full day! - Your tax dollars at work. 420 00:22:00,446 --> 00:22:03,119 Mrs. Hayes, do you happen to own a gun? 421 00:22:05,006 --> 00:22:07,361 Guns frighten me, I wouldn't have one in the house. 422 00:22:08,246 --> 00:22:12,125 Our ballistics report came through. A.38 caliber killed your husband. 423 00:22:13,246 --> 00:22:14,520 I see. 424 00:22:14,726 --> 00:22:17,923 We may not be big city police like up in St. Louis, 425 00:22:17,966 --> 00:22:19,797 but we know how to read state records. 426 00:22:20,326 --> 00:22:24,797 A.38 is registered in your name. Bought about three years ago. 427 00:22:25,326 --> 00:22:28,045 Hayes is a very common name. Reread your records. 428 00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:32,037 Would you mind if I had a word alone with Mrs. Hayes? 429 00:22:32,646 --> 00:22:33,681 Why not? 430 00:22:37,686 --> 00:22:41,122 This isn't the dorm-mother asking... 431 00:22:41,166 --> 00:22:43,396 why we're late for curfew, it's the police. 432 00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:45,880 Sure. You don't think that I killed Nolan? 433 00:22:45,926 --> 00:22:47,041 Of course not. 434 00:22:47,086 --> 00:22:50,362 If you tell me that you don't own a gun, I'll believe it, too. 435 00:22:51,006 --> 00:22:54,362 I cooperated with the IRS and where did it get me? 436 00:22:56,966 --> 00:22:58,684 I could get a search warrant. 437 00:23:04,686 --> 00:23:06,085 It won't be necessary. 438 00:23:07,446 --> 00:23:09,755 After the divorce, living along in this big house, 439 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:12,798 I thought I should have it. I never fired it. 440 00:23:13,686 --> 00:23:15,836 I'm sorry I lied to you. 441 00:23:15,886 --> 00:23:18,002 I haven't been myself lately. 442 00:23:18,046 --> 00:23:21,641 One bullet has been fired, pretty recently, too. 443 00:23:21,686 --> 00:23:25,122 - Are you sure? - Don't take an expert. Smell. 444 00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:28,357 I don't understand it. 445 00:23:28,406 --> 00:23:30,203 I never fired that gun. 446 00:23:30,246 --> 00:23:32,202 I have to read you your rights, Mrs. Hayes. 447 00:23:32,566 --> 00:23:35,160 I've got a 3x5 card someplace with the exact words. 448 00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,434 This is ridiculous. 449 00:23:36,486 --> 00:23:38,761 You can't charge Mrs. Hayes with murder. 450 00:23:39,526 --> 00:23:40,641 It's kind of funny 451 00:23:40,686 --> 00:23:44,315 Before running into you, I was content with "flat tire and robbery". 452 00:23:49,926 --> 00:23:53,202 Here you go, fresh brewed just a few minutes ago. 453 00:23:53,326 --> 00:23:55,556 And I brought you some extra butter for that Danish. 454 00:23:56,766 --> 00:24:00,645 Even from behind bars, Mrs. Hayes must pay her taxes. 455 00:24:00,686 --> 00:24:02,916 Selling pies from stir won't be easy. 456 00:24:03,446 --> 00:24:06,404 She won't have to lift a finger, we'll do it for her. 457 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:10,725 Has a nice ring. Uncle Sam's Baked Goods. 458 00:24:15,846 --> 00:24:18,565 I'd like to visit Mrs. Hayes. 459 00:24:18,807 --> 00:24:20,399 Will you fill this out, please? 460 00:24:20,447 --> 00:24:22,119 - Yes. - Thank you. 461 00:24:26,927 --> 00:24:29,236 - Mrs. Fletcher. - Yes. 462 00:24:29,727 --> 00:24:32,639 I've been looking forward to meeting you, I've read your stuff. 463 00:24:33,687 --> 00:24:36,599 Gerald Yelverton, IRS field director. 464 00:24:37,327 --> 00:24:40,285 You've got a hell of an imagination, if my opinion counts. 465 00:24:40,327 --> 00:24:43,239 Thank you. Which one of my books have you read? 466 00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:46,439 Your books? I'm talking about your tax return. 467 00:24:48,367 --> 00:24:52,076 Nothing personal. Mrs. Hayes has to pay what she owes. 468 00:24:52,127 --> 00:24:53,845 If she owes it. 469 00:24:54,047 --> 00:24:57,642 It occurred to me, if you write this trip off as a business expense... 470 00:24:57,687 --> 00:25:00,042 the big stores and TV stations are... 471 00:25:00,087 --> 00:25:02,362 in Kansas City and St. Louis and not around here. 472 00:25:02,527 --> 00:25:06,042 I was under the impression that what I did... 473 00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:09,159 or didn't write off was my business. 474 00:25:10,607 --> 00:25:11,926 A common misconception. 475 00:25:19,007 --> 00:25:20,281 Excuse me, lieutenant. 476 00:25:20,327 --> 00:25:23,603 Mrs. Fletcher, still friends I hope. 477 00:25:24,327 --> 00:25:25,442 Lieutenant, 478 00:25:25,807 --> 00:25:28,446 This morning I spoke to Edna's attorney who said... 479 00:25:28,487 --> 00:25:31,559 that Edna's gun had been wiped clean of fingerprints. 480 00:25:31,927 --> 00:25:33,406 So, she wiped them off. 481 00:25:33,567 --> 00:25:35,842 Isn't that what you'd do after you'd shot someone? 482 00:25:35,887 --> 00:25:38,799 I would've thrown the gun away, not left it... 483 00:25:38,847 --> 00:25:40,803 by my bed for the police to find. 484 00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:43,043 But if I had been foolish enough to keep it, 485 00:25:43,087 --> 00:25:46,921 what difference would it make if my fingerprints were on my gun? 486 00:25:48,287 --> 00:25:52,326 Prints or no prints, it was her gun and I'm proceeding accordingly. 487 00:25:54,367 --> 00:25:58,963 That pizza being delivered, is it from Sons of Sicily? 488 00:25:59,047 --> 00:26:00,844 No, we usually call Mr. Pizzazz. 489 00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:03,205 And besides those two... 490 00:26:03,247 --> 00:26:06,159 about how many other pizza places are there in Jonesville? 491 00:26:06,287 --> 00:26:08,039 I don't know, two or three more. 492 00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:11,041 - You hungry? - Yes, for an alibi. 493 00:26:11,407 --> 00:26:14,444 Would you have a telephone directory I could look at? 494 00:26:15,167 --> 00:26:17,397 - Right here. - Thanks. 495 00:26:21,687 --> 00:26:23,245 What are you up to? 496 00:26:23,967 --> 00:26:26,720 I've decided I would like to order some pizza. 497 00:26:27,047 --> 00:26:29,515 If I can find the right man to deliver it. 498 00:26:30,367 --> 00:26:33,439 Here's Alberto Pizza Emporium, we deliver. 499 00:26:33,487 --> 00:26:36,399 We'll start there. If we're lucky, we'll find Benny... 500 00:26:36,447 --> 00:26:38,358 working for the competition. 501 00:26:43,327 --> 00:26:44,362 Thanks to Mrs. Fletcher, 502 00:26:44,407 --> 00:26:46,796 we found Benny delivering for the competition. 503 00:26:46,887 --> 00:26:49,765 Check off this box, we'll return your purse and things. 504 00:26:51,447 --> 00:26:53,517 I was just doing my job, Mrs. Hayes. You understand. 505 00:26:53,567 --> 00:26:56,923 - Your job? - His job, Edna. 506 00:26:57,287 --> 00:27:00,563 The way it looks, a damn clever killer saw to it that... 507 00:27:00,607 --> 00:27:03,963 you were left to twist slowing in the wind without an alibi. 508 00:27:04,007 --> 00:27:08,603 I helped him, making Jessica go to the concert with J.K. 509 00:27:13,447 --> 00:27:15,438 - Gail. - Yes? 510 00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:19,037 The other day, you gave Edna a message that Nolan had called. 511 00:27:19,087 --> 00:27:20,076 Right. 512 00:27:20,127 --> 00:27:22,322 - How did he sound? - Sound? 513 00:27:22,367 --> 00:27:24,676 Was he nervous, upset? 514 00:27:25,407 --> 00:27:27,159 I didn't actually speak with Nolan, 515 00:27:27,207 --> 00:27:29,641 there was a message on my desk when I got back from lunch. 516 00:27:29,727 --> 00:27:31,843 Who put it there? Your secretary? 517 00:27:31,927 --> 00:27:34,600 I don't think so. Patty had a dentist appointment that day. 518 00:27:34,647 --> 00:27:36,717 She left early, took a long lunch. 519 00:27:37,207 --> 00:27:39,198 So anybody could have put it on your desk. 520 00:27:39,767 --> 00:27:42,839 Possibly as part of an attempt to frame Edna for murder. 521 00:27:43,527 --> 00:27:47,600 It could have been Spencer Prinz, he's the auditor from St. Louis. 522 00:27:47,847 --> 00:27:49,997 He doesn't come here very often, but when he does... 523 00:27:50,047 --> 00:27:52,356 he usually works through lunch when nobody's around. 524 00:27:52,407 --> 00:27:54,716 - Maybe he took the call. - I'm sure that's what happened. 525 00:27:54,767 --> 00:27:57,042 I told Spencer to use you desk during lunch because... 526 00:27:57,087 --> 00:27:58,645 he had to go over some payroll records. 527 00:27:58,727 --> 00:28:02,402 An outside auditor has to get a phone and desk wherever he can. 528 00:28:02,568 --> 00:28:04,957 Where is this Spencer Prinz? 529 00:28:05,928 --> 00:28:09,398 Probably going back to St. Louis, he was here a minute ago. 530 00:28:10,528 --> 00:28:12,678 This is almost funny. 531 00:28:12,728 --> 00:28:15,196 If Edna's predicament wasn't so serious. 532 00:28:15,248 --> 00:28:16,237 What is. 533 00:28:16,288 --> 00:28:18,358 This mysterious Mr. Prinz. 534 00:28:18,408 --> 00:28:21,718 The other day he was here during lunch, nobody saw him. 535 00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:23,759 Now he's on his way back to St. Louis. 536 00:28:24,168 --> 00:28:25,647 That's where his home office is. 537 00:28:25,848 --> 00:28:30,319 I admit I did catch a glimpse of him, but the fact is everybody... 538 00:28:30,368 --> 00:28:32,962 sees Spencer Prinz except me. 539 00:28:33,168 --> 00:28:36,126 A little birdie didn't bring these checks from St. Louis. 540 00:28:36,168 --> 00:28:39,001 - Than you did see him? - Let me think. 541 00:28:40,968 --> 00:28:43,163 - No. - He gave the checks to me. 542 00:28:43,288 --> 00:28:46,883 The police and the IRS have both talked to Spencer... 543 00:28:46,928 --> 00:28:48,327 in their offices. 544 00:28:48,608 --> 00:28:51,884 If his car is still here, you can talk to him too. 545 00:28:53,568 --> 00:28:54,842 Spencer! 546 00:28:55,008 --> 00:28:56,407 Spencer! 547 00:29:00,088 --> 00:29:01,521 There he is. 548 00:29:05,168 --> 00:29:06,487 There he goes. 549 00:29:09,088 --> 00:29:13,127 Gail, get Spencer's home number and address in St. Louis. 550 00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:14,726 - Yes, sir. - J.K... 551 00:29:14,768 --> 00:29:16,838 we're going to be late for that sales meeting. 552 00:29:18,688 --> 00:29:20,679 This is really brutal. 553 00:29:20,728 --> 00:29:23,162 If we pay the loan, we can't pay the IRS. 554 00:29:23,248 --> 00:29:26,046 If we pay the IRS again, we can't repay the loan. 555 00:29:26,568 --> 00:29:29,924 Computers, electronic banking, auditors. 556 00:29:30,448 --> 00:29:33,724 It was simpler when people actually dealt with money. 557 00:29:34,088 --> 00:29:36,807 These days, nobody knows a damn thing. 558 00:29:37,008 --> 00:29:39,124 Maybe there is somebody. 559 00:29:39,768 --> 00:29:43,397 Somebody who gets paid to know everything. 560 00:29:59,528 --> 00:30:02,247 Mrs. Fletcher, this is indeed a pleasure. 561 00:30:02,488 --> 00:30:05,605 I must say in my 20 years of service, you're the first person... 562 00:30:05,648 --> 00:30:07,684 to drop in voluntarily. 563 00:30:07,968 --> 00:30:11,847 Thanks. I must confess, I'm still a little uncomfortable. 564 00:30:12,288 --> 00:30:16,520 Every taxpayer is. Even relatively honest ones. 565 00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:18,846 Please, sit down. 566 00:30:19,128 --> 00:30:22,359 And unburden yourself of those two martini lunches... 567 00:30:22,408 --> 00:30:26,287 you used to call "business". I'm sure we can straighten everything out. 568 00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:31,121 I didn't come here about my tax returns. 569 00:30:31,608 --> 00:30:33,041 Really? 570 00:30:33,168 --> 00:30:36,604 I'm trying to track down a man named Spencer Prinz. 571 00:30:36,968 --> 00:30:39,721 Everybody sees and talks to him but me. 572 00:30:39,768 --> 00:30:41,087 And I need your help. 573 00:30:41,128 --> 00:30:43,881 My help? Goodness. 574 00:30:44,368 --> 00:30:46,165 Nobody ever asks for my help. 575 00:30:46,728 --> 00:30:50,403 I was told that Spencer Prinz met with you. 576 00:30:51,248 --> 00:30:56,197 I summoned him with the books from Aunt Edna's Baked Goods. 577 00:30:56,288 --> 00:30:59,246 Naturally, he complied, they all comply 578 00:30:59,568 --> 00:31:01,320 What was he like? 579 00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:05,041 Like all of them. Nervous, sweaty, afraid to look me... 580 00:31:05,088 --> 00:31:07,761 in the eye. But harmless. 581 00:31:07,808 --> 00:31:10,322 Quiet fellow with glasses and bowtie. 582 00:31:12,168 --> 00:31:16,559 You don't think that cog in the wheel actually pulled off... 583 00:31:16,648 --> 00:31:19,401 a two million dollar tax swindle and a murder, too? 584 00:31:19,448 --> 00:31:23,646 Far be it for me to ask you to snoop, 585 00:31:23,968 --> 00:31:26,038 but you want two million dollars, 586 00:31:26,128 --> 00:31:28,244 and the police want a dangerous killer. 587 00:31:28,608 --> 00:31:32,157 When you think about it, isn't that the way the IRS... 588 00:31:32,208 --> 00:31:35,723 helped the police finally nail Al Capone? 589 00:31:37,008 --> 00:31:38,919 Scarface, Al Capone. 590 00:31:39,728 --> 00:31:41,639 Those were the days. 591 00:31:45,368 --> 00:31:46,403 Prinz... 592 00:31:48,249 --> 00:31:49,682 let's see what we've got. 593 00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:55,160 This isn't snooping. This is T-Men in action. 594 00:31:56,489 --> 00:31:58,286 Social security number. 595 00:31:58,969 --> 00:32:02,405 These were the years he was filing his taxes... 596 00:32:02,449 --> 00:32:07,125 when he was resident in Illinois, 85, 86, up to 87. 597 00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:09,322 I don't like this. 598 00:32:09,729 --> 00:32:11,128 I don't like this at all. 599 00:32:11,449 --> 00:32:13,246 He paid us every cent he owed us. 600 00:32:13,289 --> 00:32:15,359 And filed early each year. 601 00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:21,008 Here's where he transferred to the auditing firm in St. Louis a year ago. 602 00:32:22,449 --> 00:32:23,802 My mistake. 603 00:32:24,289 --> 00:32:25,358 Wait a minute. 604 00:32:27,009 --> 00:32:27,998 I've lost him. 605 00:32:28,249 --> 00:32:30,638 - In St. Louis? - Hold on! 606 00:32:31,089 --> 00:32:33,159 Spencer Prinz! 607 00:32:33,889 --> 00:32:36,403 It's not my mistake. We don't make mistakes. 608 00:32:36,529 --> 00:32:38,247 - It's not lost. - You found him. 609 00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:41,167 No, you found him for us. 610 00:32:41,769 --> 00:32:43,805 He didn't file this year. 611 00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:47,760 Of course he hasn't. Not someone who's embezzled two million dollars. 612 00:32:48,329 --> 00:32:51,162 For once, I tend to agree with you. 613 00:32:52,169 --> 00:32:55,161 Excellent. 614 00:32:55,649 --> 00:32:59,608 I'm sure Spencer Prinz will be easier to jail than Al Capone. 615 00:32:59,649 --> 00:33:02,004 I wouldn't count on that. 616 00:33:02,089 --> 00:33:04,683 First you'll have to find him. 617 00:33:09,889 --> 00:33:12,244 Of course I'm overextended. 618 00:33:12,289 --> 00:33:14,644 But you know what this business is worth. 619 00:33:14,689 --> 00:33:17,283 All I'm asking for is a short-term... 620 00:33:18,569 --> 00:33:19,968 Yes. 621 00:33:21,209 --> 00:33:23,040 There are jobs at stake here. 622 00:33:23,089 --> 00:33:25,364 I won't throw these people out of work. 623 00:33:25,969 --> 00:33:29,086 You just have your meeting with the loan committee, 624 00:33:29,129 --> 00:33:30,960 and call me when they turn me down. 625 00:33:31,449 --> 00:33:32,882 Even Roy, huh? 626 00:33:33,009 --> 00:33:35,045 That parsimonious jerk. I don't know how the bank... 627 00:33:35,089 --> 00:33:36,841 stays afloat with him in charge. 628 00:33:37,809 --> 00:33:38,958 Where's Jessica? 629 00:33:39,169 --> 00:33:40,887 I thought you two would go over the books. 630 00:33:40,929 --> 00:33:45,878 She went to St. Louis with that police lieutenant. 631 00:33:46,049 --> 00:33:47,528 She's got it in her head, 632 00:33:47,649 --> 00:33:50,004 that he's a figment of someone's imagination. 633 00:33:50,049 --> 00:33:51,607 I have to tell you... 634 00:33:51,649 --> 00:33:53,560 I'm beginning to agree with her. 635 00:33:57,649 --> 00:34:00,322 He isn't here. What else is new? 636 00:34:00,369 --> 00:34:02,758 Certainly looks as if he had quite a party last night. 637 00:34:02,809 --> 00:34:04,959 Poker. A bunch of slobs. 638 00:34:05,609 --> 00:34:07,964 Chips on the floor, rings on the table. 639 00:34:08,009 --> 00:34:10,318 That's what I get paid to do. 640 00:34:10,409 --> 00:34:11,762 When is that last time you saw him? 641 00:34:11,809 --> 00:34:14,004 See him? I never see him. 642 00:34:14,049 --> 00:34:15,528 - Never? - No. 643 00:34:15,609 --> 00:34:18,840 A few months ago when he hired me, but since then never. 644 00:34:18,889 --> 00:34:20,959 He's always working whenever I'm here. 645 00:34:21,089 --> 00:34:24,320 He leaves me an envelope with cash on that table. 646 00:34:24,369 --> 00:34:27,759 I see. And what does he look like? 647 00:34:27,809 --> 00:34:29,367 I don't know... 648 00:34:29,409 --> 00:34:33,288 Medium size, medium build, 649 00:34:33,329 --> 00:34:35,968 glasses, mustache, 650 00:34:36,289 --> 00:34:38,962 and he wore a bowtie. 651 00:34:39,729 --> 00:34:41,082 Mrs. Fletcher... 652 00:34:43,129 --> 00:34:44,881 looks like Prinz is our man after all. 653 00:34:44,929 --> 00:34:48,808 Look, Hayes' wallet, credit cards. Driver's license. 654 00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:51,006 But this makes no sense. 655 00:34:51,049 --> 00:34:53,005 If you embezzle two million dollars, 656 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:55,563 why would you steal a wallet but keep it laying around? 657 00:34:55,609 --> 00:34:57,839 It wasn't laying around. It was hidden. 658 00:34:58,329 --> 00:35:00,604 I'm putting out an APB on Spencer Prinz. 659 00:35:00,649 --> 00:35:04,164 White male, glasses, moustache, and bowtie. 660 00:35:04,209 --> 00:35:07,281 I'll also have the local police both stake out here and the airport. 661 00:35:07,729 --> 00:35:09,287 If it's not too late. 662 00:35:13,289 --> 00:35:15,041 This is like cramming for finals. 663 00:35:15,089 --> 00:35:18,081 Yes, but there's no way of making it up in summer school. 664 00:35:18,129 --> 00:35:21,007 If we don't find the hidden money by tomorrow morning, 665 00:35:23,089 --> 00:35:24,681 It must be a power failure. 666 00:35:25,329 --> 00:35:27,399 But this light is on. 667 00:35:28,329 --> 00:35:29,887 Don't move, ladies. 668 00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:31,887 Put your hands up. 669 00:35:33,970 --> 00:35:35,642 And step back. 670 00:35:41,770 --> 00:35:43,328 The ghost returns. 671 00:35:43,730 --> 00:35:45,721 Spencer Prinz, I presume. 672 00:35:46,090 --> 00:35:47,443 That's right. 673 00:35:52,370 --> 00:35:57,205 I'll relieve you of this slightly incriminating volume and be on my way. 674 00:35:57,850 --> 00:35:59,522 You did steal the money, didn't you? 675 00:35:59,570 --> 00:36:03,882 Yes, and I was forced to kill your ex-husband. 676 00:36:03,930 --> 00:36:05,727 He found out what I was doing. 677 00:36:05,770 --> 00:36:07,965 A foolish and greedy man. 678 00:36:08,010 --> 00:36:10,683 Now don't force me to use this again. 679 00:36:10,810 --> 00:36:12,926 Step into the closet. 680 00:36:26,130 --> 00:36:27,358 He's gone. 681 00:36:31,650 --> 00:36:33,208 I'll call 911. 682 00:36:35,730 --> 00:36:38,881 Get a hold lieutenant Phillips right away... 683 00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:40,807 and have him come to Edna's factory. 684 00:36:40,850 --> 00:36:44,001 Tell him we have found Spencer Prinz and that he is armed. 685 00:36:44,730 --> 00:36:45,879 Be careful. 686 00:36:45,930 --> 00:36:48,524 - Come on. - The man has a gun! 687 00:36:48,610 --> 00:36:50,009 That was a shot! 688 00:36:54,210 --> 00:36:55,882 Richard, what happened? 689 00:36:56,490 --> 00:36:58,606 I came by to help you go through the books. 690 00:36:58,770 --> 00:37:00,920 I saw Spencer running toward me. 691 00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:03,403 He had a gun. 692 00:37:03,650 --> 00:37:05,208 He told me to freeze. 693 00:37:05,490 --> 00:37:08,209 As he was going by me to get in his car... 694 00:37:09,650 --> 00:37:13,006 I don't know where I got the courage, I tackled him. 695 00:37:13,450 --> 00:37:15,088 We fought for his gun. 696 00:37:16,450 --> 00:37:17,565 And it went off. 697 00:37:20,010 --> 00:37:22,126 I've never even held a gun. 698 00:37:23,290 --> 00:37:24,769 In my life. 699 00:37:25,290 --> 00:37:27,042 Much less, kill a man. 700 00:37:27,210 --> 00:37:29,804 That's odd, look at his hair. 701 00:37:31,010 --> 00:37:32,682 It looks like a wig. 702 00:37:36,410 --> 00:37:38,162 It's J.K. Davern. 703 00:37:40,610 --> 00:37:43,124 He was Spencer Prinz? He killed Nolan? 704 00:37:45,050 --> 00:37:46,244 This is unbelievable. 705 00:37:47,730 --> 00:37:49,049 He had me completely fooled. 706 00:37:50,530 --> 00:37:54,159 When you think about it, it makes perfect sense. 707 00:37:55,130 --> 00:37:58,361 J.K. designed our computer marketing, and billing. 708 00:37:58,410 --> 00:38:00,128 Our payroll systems. 709 00:38:00,450 --> 00:38:02,600 He could have easily buried two million dollars. 710 00:38:02,770 --> 00:38:07,241 Edna, the gun. Please pick it up. 711 00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:10,527 Be careful with that, Edna. 712 00:38:10,570 --> 00:38:12,367 I want you to cover Richard. 713 00:38:13,450 --> 00:38:15,122 Cover me? That's ridiculous. 714 00:38:15,170 --> 00:38:18,048 - What? - Now! Do it! 715 00:38:18,090 --> 00:38:19,569 If you say so. 716 00:38:19,610 --> 00:38:21,009 Don't be absurd! 717 00:38:21,970 --> 00:38:26,088 I shot Prinz, I mean J.K., but it was self defense. 718 00:38:26,210 --> 00:38:27,723 - Obviously. - No, Richard. 719 00:38:27,770 --> 00:38:30,887 What is obvious has finally got through to me. 720 00:38:30,930 --> 00:38:33,888 Unless my eyes are totally gone, 721 00:38:33,930 --> 00:38:36,444 the gun you said that you picked up from J.K... 722 00:38:36,490 --> 00:38:39,402 is not the same gun that was pointed at us inside. 723 00:38:39,730 --> 00:38:41,004 Of course it is. 724 00:38:41,770 --> 00:38:43,567 It was less than a minute. 725 00:38:43,610 --> 00:38:46,682 From the time we heard the shot until we got here. 726 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:50,044 30 seconds isn't much time to hide a gun. 727 00:38:59,970 --> 00:39:01,483 I know guns. 728 00:39:01,610 --> 00:39:04,920 Especially when one's pointed at me. 729 00:39:04,970 --> 00:39:06,688 And I'm staring down its barrel. 730 00:39:07,930 --> 00:39:10,808 There are two guns there, Wellstood, how do you explain that? 731 00:39:11,210 --> 00:39:12,245 I don't. 732 00:39:12,290 --> 00:39:15,839 What must have happened is Spencer Prince, sorry, J.K... 733 00:39:15,891 --> 00:39:17,882 left the bakery, pocketed the gun... 734 00:39:17,931 --> 00:39:20,161 and then was shot by Richard point blank. 735 00:39:20,211 --> 00:39:24,204 Richard hid J.K.'s gun in the waste barrel and tried to make us believe... 736 00:39:24,251 --> 00:39:26,367 the gun he brought was the one... 737 00:39:26,411 --> 00:39:28,288 - J.K. threatened us with. - Total nonsense. 738 00:39:28,331 --> 00:39:30,003 I don't deny shooting Spencer Prinz, 739 00:39:30,051 --> 00:39:33,760 but I was as surprised an anyone to learn he was really J.K. Davern. 740 00:39:33,851 --> 00:39:34,886 No. 741 00:39:34,931 --> 00:39:38,526 I think that you and J.K. tried out... 742 00:39:38,571 --> 00:39:42,007 the fictitious Spencer Prinz one more time for my benefit. 743 00:39:42,051 --> 00:39:45,760 Jessica was the only one curious enough... 744 00:39:45,811 --> 00:39:47,722 to want a face to face encounter with him. 745 00:39:47,771 --> 00:39:51,002 It seemed odd that the outside auditor's appearances... 746 00:39:51,051 --> 00:39:53,121 at Edna's company were limited, 747 00:39:53,171 --> 00:39:55,890 and always verified by you, Richard. Or by J.K. 748 00:39:56,531 --> 00:39:59,921 In other words, it took two men to create the third employee. 749 00:39:59,971 --> 00:40:02,280 An illusive man, with an apartment, a maid, 750 00:40:02,331 --> 00:40:04,561 a car and a passion for bowties. 751 00:40:05,531 --> 00:40:08,648 My first glimpse of Spencer Prinz was from quite a distance... 752 00:40:08,691 --> 00:40:11,330 when you called to him that he'd forgot the W-4 forms. 753 00:40:11,371 --> 00:40:13,327 And offered to walk him to his car. 754 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,845 A few days later when my curiosity about Spencer Prinz grew... 755 00:40:15,891 --> 00:40:20,089 this time it was you, Richard, who dressed up as Spencer. 756 00:40:20,531 --> 00:40:24,410 J.K. tried to stop Spencer before he drove back to St. Louis. 757 00:40:24,451 --> 00:40:27,329 But as usual, we were all a few steps behind. 758 00:40:27,611 --> 00:40:32,048 And as usual, either you or your partner were vouching for him. 759 00:40:32,651 --> 00:40:37,247 The catch was that no one ever saw all three of you together. 760 00:40:37,331 --> 00:40:39,526 There's something wrong, Jessica. 761 00:40:39,891 --> 00:40:44,601 J.K. escorted you to the concert, the night that Nolan was killed. 762 00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:46,642 So he couldn't have killed Nolan. 763 00:40:46,691 --> 00:40:50,525 Yet he confessed the murder to us that night in our office. 764 00:40:50,571 --> 00:40:53,085 Yes, but when he confessed, he didn't know... 765 00:40:53,131 --> 00:40:55,167 that he would be double-crossed. 766 00:40:55,571 --> 00:40:58,244 Lieutenant, you can't take any of this seriously. 767 00:40:58,291 --> 00:41:01,522 That's where you're wrong. I buy it and I think the D.A. will too. 768 00:41:02,451 --> 00:41:04,043 Would you like to call your lawyer now? 769 00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:06,367 Or maybe you'd like to tell us how it happened. 770 00:41:06,771 --> 00:41:08,329 He might go easier on you. 771 00:41:20,531 --> 00:41:21,725 Damn it. 772 00:41:23,331 --> 00:41:24,730 We were so close. 773 00:41:37,051 --> 00:41:40,123 Only J.K. and I knew the real Spencer Prinz, 774 00:41:40,171 --> 00:41:45,120 who was about to transfer from Chicago to St. Louis a year ago. 775 00:41:47,571 --> 00:41:49,641 A week before he was due to arrive, 776 00:41:50,291 --> 00:41:51,690 he died of a heart attack. 777 00:41:54,091 --> 00:41:56,810 That's when we hatched the scheme to steal... 778 00:41:56,851 --> 00:41:59,684 the tax deposits by keeping Spencer alive. 779 00:42:00,091 --> 00:42:03,720 When the fiscal year was up, Spencer would disappear with no trace... 780 00:42:04,971 --> 00:42:06,563 taking with him all the blame. 781 00:42:08,091 --> 00:42:10,161 - And two million dollars. - Okay, 782 00:42:10,211 --> 00:42:13,726 - but why did you have to kill Nolan. - J.K. got greedy. 783 00:42:14,011 --> 00:42:18,368 He forged a $200,00 payroll check to Nolan who and cashed it to himself. 784 00:42:19,011 --> 00:42:22,560 I figured it would take the IRS forever to catch up with the problems... 785 00:42:23,731 --> 00:42:25,005 It didn't. 786 00:42:25,091 --> 00:42:27,924 Nolan was desperate for answers. 787 00:42:28,931 --> 00:42:31,365 So after getting the runaround from Spencer Prinz by phone, 788 00:42:31,411 --> 00:42:33,800 he came to our office to see Spencer in person. 789 00:42:34,811 --> 00:42:37,006 One of the secretaries must have told him Prinz just left. 790 00:42:37,171 --> 00:42:39,207 Nolan tried to catch up to him. 791 00:42:39,451 --> 00:42:42,363 J.K. was taking his turn as Spencer. 792 00:42:42,771 --> 00:42:46,207 Getting into the rental car to pretend to drive back to St. Louis, 793 00:42:46,291 --> 00:42:48,964 His wig was accidentally knocked loose. 794 00:42:49,051 --> 00:42:52,930 As he replaced it, he didn't see Nolan staring at him. 795 00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:54,563 Observing the metamorphosis. 796 00:42:54,851 --> 00:42:56,887 Nolan turned and ran back inside. 797 00:42:57,411 --> 00:42:59,845 That's when he made his fatal mistake. 798 00:43:01,132 --> 00:43:03,407 He came directly to me and said, 799 00:43:04,132 --> 00:43:06,282 "No wonder Edna was having problems, 800 00:43:06,372 --> 00:43:08,283 never mind two sets of books, 801 00:43:09,012 --> 00:43:11,082 her company has two sets of employees." 802 00:43:11,332 --> 00:43:13,527 - We had to act quickly. - Of course. 803 00:43:13,572 --> 00:43:15,802 And since Nolan was making waves for Edna, 804 00:43:15,852 --> 00:43:18,207 why not frame her for the murder. 805 00:43:19,532 --> 00:43:22,649 We set up the bogus telephone message leaving Edna without an alibi. 806 00:43:23,972 --> 00:43:26,486 I went to her house, entered through a rear window, 807 00:43:28,012 --> 00:43:31,288 and took the gun we all new she kept in her drawer. 808 00:43:32,292 --> 00:43:35,250 I drove out to Nolan's farm. I called in to him. 809 00:43:35,572 --> 00:43:36,925 He came out. 810 00:43:38,972 --> 00:43:40,564 Surprised to see me. 811 00:43:43,812 --> 00:43:45,131 I shot him. 812 00:43:46,652 --> 00:43:48,370 Put his body in the car. 813 00:43:49,852 --> 00:43:53,049 Drove to the tracks, took out the jack, 814 00:43:54,692 --> 00:43:56,887 made it all look like a flat tire and robbery. 815 00:43:58,572 --> 00:44:00,130 I returned the gun to your house... 816 00:44:00,172 --> 00:44:02,003 while you were with the police. 817 00:44:02,252 --> 00:44:05,608 Once Mrs. Fletcher got you off the hot seat, and became suspicious... 818 00:44:05,652 --> 00:44:07,449 of Spencer Prinz... 819 00:44:08,652 --> 00:44:12,247 we shifted the blame from embezzlement and murder, 820 00:44:14,292 --> 00:44:15,884 to the perfect fall guy. 821 00:44:17,932 --> 00:44:19,604 The man who didn't exist. 822 00:44:39,972 --> 00:44:41,246 We came close. 823 00:44:42,172 --> 00:44:44,447 The IRS has billions. 824 00:44:44,692 --> 00:44:46,523 Edna has millions. 825 00:44:47,692 --> 00:44:49,842 J.K. and me, we just... 826 00:44:50,572 --> 00:44:52,244 wanted a piece of the pie. 827 00:44:52,294 --> 00:44:56,844 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 64793

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