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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:51,986 Only a few weeks ago, news agencies were talking about her death 3 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:54,503 instead here she is, our dear lady, 4 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:58,218 more alive than ever, even though recently recovered from a bad illness, 5 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,858 As always, she has her usual smile on her face, 6 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:02,829 with her simple and democratic manners. 7 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:50,027 They say that she has a private income of 20 million per day, 8 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:53,419 but nobody knows for sure; the same goes for her age. 9 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,739 I? Thanks, thanks. 10 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:59,944 Madam, where are you coming from this time? 11 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,138 In short, madam, you are traveling around the world chasing spring? 12 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:14,780 Yes and that's what I suggest to women to keep young. 13 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,262 Madam, where are you from? 14 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:21,103 My father's father was Dutch, my mother Italian, 15 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:24,540 my father was American... - Hold still, let me hear! 16 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:28,497 ... Practically, I regard myself as a citizen of the world. 17 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,064 During your stay in Rome, where are you based? 18 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,819 Every year, in May, I rent a villa on top of a hill. 19 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:39,665 A beautiful villa surrounded by a wonderful garden, 20 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:43,106 I like it because as I open the window in my bedroom, 21 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,339 I can see San Peter's dome. 22 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:49,104 So I am really certain that I'm in Rome. 23 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:54,221 It's facing a Roman "borgata", inhabited by poor people, 24 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:56,261 with whom I get along. 25 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,704 Madam, what are your hobbies? 26 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,428 My only passion is playing cards, 27 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:05,628 my chauffeur and I know card games from almost anywhere in the world. 28 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,267 Your preferred game? 29 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:10,182 It's Italian, ; it's called "scopone scientifico". 30 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:14,388 It's an ancient game, I believe, very clever, 31 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,348 terrible, ruthless... - Let's go, come with me. 32 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,546 Then we do not wish you a good stay, but good card games. 33 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,458 We broadcasted: "Roman news, arrivals and departures". 34 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,426 Grab, keep the baby. 35 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,627 Can you give me a coin? 36 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,579 - Here. Are you calling your mother? - Yeah. 37 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:36,387 Can you insert it for me, I can't reach it? 38 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,584 Antonia, your daughter is on the phone. 39 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,147 Hello, it's mom here, what's up? 40 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:54,698 Really? 41 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:55,983 Who told you that? 42 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,388 Listen, take the mothballs out of the suit, 43 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,266 go to Elide and ask for the shoes. 44 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:06,428 Yes, I call papa, yeah, yeah, I call him, bye dear, ciao. 45 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,022 The oldie is back. 46 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,463 More than this, as I'm loaded, I can't give you. 47 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,581 But it is all good stuff! 48 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:17,503 I don't need paper, I need iron, got that Cross-eyed? 49 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:20,023 Gotcha, I'm gonna bring you the iron you want! 50 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,459 Hey, how much you give me for this load? 51 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:24,864 1500 lire. 52 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:30,539 What? 1500? It's all top quality stuff, 53 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:34,065 there are 200 KGs of paper, 200 bottles and 3 demijohns. 54 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,982 I don't need demijohns, I need iron! 55 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:38,906 I want iron! - This is iron. 56 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:43,627 Papa, leave him alone, let's go to S. Giovanni. 57 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,461 No, have a rest, let papa negotiate. 58 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:48,461 I don't want demijohns, I want iron, iron. 59 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,948 Listen, iron fellow... let's do 1600? 60 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:53,658 Give me 1600. 61 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:54,898 OK, 1600. 62 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:58,380 Papa, if you didn't give in so quickly, he would have given you 2000. 63 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,505 You say so? Maybe he would have beaten us too. 64 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:03,019 - He's there, Peppino? - Yes. 65 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:06,226 - He's here. - The Maroccan wants to talk to you. 66 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,780 The Maroccan? And what's he want? 67 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,863 - Run, papa! - Yes, calm down, don't push, papa. 68 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,183 If you want the stuff, you must give me 2000 lire. 69 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:16,907 What do you want, who knows you? 70 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:24,458 I can't talk right now; I have a business to deal with. 71 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:25,864 Can I come in? 72 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,099 Maroccan, did you want me? - Pe' 73 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,024 take a seat, I wanna talk to you. - Here I am. 74 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:33,861 I want to make you a proposal, 75 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,618 that can change your destiny, and your children's. 76 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:41,267 I am old now, my wife has died, 77 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:45,417 I've got a swollen leg, I want to retire in the country. 78 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,667 Great... in the country... And your warehouse? 79 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:53,504 My warehouse... if you put 30 million on the table, 80 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,940 you become the boss of it all. 81 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:57,987 It's all yours. 82 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:01,106 Maroccan... I must confess it to you... 83 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:04,502 I dream of it every night, of becoming the boss, 84 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,819 but when I wake up, I haven't got a dime. 85 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,865 Where can I get 30 million? 86 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,827 Pe', the oldie has arrived... 87 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,497 The oldie? 88 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,625 No, you can't have a funeral on credit, 89 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:31,667 the hearse belongs to the City and you have to pay in advance. 90 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:32,943 Uncle Osva'? 91 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,542 - To die is really a luxury... - Hey, Cesari'? 92 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:40,299 - Ahi papa, you hurt me. - You too? I got a hit myself. 93 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,459 Give me the black suit of Uncle Osvaldo. 94 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,547 - The oldie is here? - Yes, tonight we play! 95 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,904 I give you the shoes too, so you look good. 96 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,219 Good, the pointy ones, for ceremonies. 97 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:54,904 No, you must pay the crowns in advance, my workers... 98 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:58,106 This jacket is soaked with incense. Hi Uncle, thanks. 99 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,457 Where are you going with the suit? Tomorrow I've got a funeral. 100 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,866 What should I wear tonight at the oldie's? I'll bring it back tomorrow. 101 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,499 Let's go, quick. 102 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:12,068 Don't waste this chance, take her for lots of million... 103 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:15,619 Take her for lots of million, to the oldie! 104 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:19,179 Peppi', make it tough for this oldie! 105 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:24,377 Come on Peppi'... 106 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,019 Be calm, don't lose your head... 107 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,907 Anto'! Anto'! 108 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:42,698 She is back, at last, our old lady, 109 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:46,828 you didn't believe it. What did I say, I was dreaming of her all nights. 110 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,980 - Papa, papa! - The parcel, the parcel for mama... 111 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,379 Anto', come there is a surprise for you! 112 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,784 What have you done, what did you bring?! 113 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:57,099 I've got an evening dress. No, stay calm... 114 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,986 What are you doing, don't push! 115 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,788 You're taking my hut down. Take Anto'! - But what is it? 116 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:04,942 - This is a sign from destiny. - It looks like a curtain. 117 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:08,260 It's a dress. Where did you buy it? It's all dusty. 118 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:11,466 I found it while cleaning the countess' cellar. 119 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:15,064 - Mama, do you like it? I found it! - Nice, very nice, 120 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:18,664 it's all shiny. - Peppi', if tonight you ain't taking 10 million off her, 121 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,865 tomorrow morning I'm going to spit on you. 122 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,064 Go away! 123 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:25,340 Don't confuse his head, tonight he is going to play, 124 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:27,147 otherwise he makes a mess! 125 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:34,177 It's 2 years I've been using a brace, I'm all in pieces. 126 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:38,781 You know how it happened, the oldie's driver ran me over. 127 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:42,066 But this time, if Peppino doesn't get justice, 128 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:46,142 I'll take a petrol can and I'll set the villa on fire! 129 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:53,583 Stay still! 130 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,547 The two of you, stop playing and come eat - it's late! 131 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,097 - Mama... - How is the new dress on me? 132 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,306 You are a queen, my love. 133 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,944 Papa, you have to take her for 20 million! 134 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:09,819 What? 20?! I'm gonna cut my hand off if I don't take her for at least 100! 135 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,708 Who's going to claim the opposite, 136 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:15,577 this time papa and I have trained all winter and we are unbeatable. 137 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,466 Why are we unbeatable? 138 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,461 Because mama and I love each other, we go along together. 139 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:24,258 Just a glance and we understand each other. That's playing in pairs! 140 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:27,580 That's why tonight we are confident. - Papa is right! 141 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:31,339 - Love, have a rice ball... - No, do you want to be sick? 142 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:32,657 Then you play badly. 143 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,105 You are right; better be light. 144 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:38,858 Hurry up, Anto'. The more we play and the more money we take her for... 145 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,664 Don't forget - don't be late. 146 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:44,104 If we win a bunch of million, we're going to wake you up, 147 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:45,827 otherwise, we'll let you sleep. 148 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:50,267 - Bye, goodnight. - Bye. - Bye. 149 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:53,583 Cleopa', give a kiss to papa. 150 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,621 Are you sad? 151 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,906 Why, we are so hopeful, now that the oldie is here. 152 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:01,388 Aren't you happy? 153 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:03,264 Yes. 154 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,977 - Good, that's how I like it. - Eat! 155 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,542 Have a smile, Cleopa'. Please, love. 156 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,897 At last! You are finally here. 157 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:43,705 If it was just me, I'm always on time, but you know how women are, 158 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:45,188 a bit flirtatious! 159 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:50,060 Antonia had a bath, manicure, an evening dress... 160 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,346 have you seen the fox stole, Pasqualina? - Yes, I saw it. 161 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,739 Clean up your shoes. - But we came by car... 162 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,617 Why did you come to the airport? 163 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,064 Who knew it... we thought she was dead. 164 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:07,664 No, she came back late because she got a disease in her legs. 165 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,707 - Is she paralyzed? - Yes, she uses a wheelchair. 166 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,984 Sometimes she is dizzy, she has lost her memory. 167 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,300 - How does she play with no memory? - That's better, give your best, 168 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,903 that you'll take her for lots of money, let's go! 169 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:22,106 Let's attack her; this is the right time. Let's go! 170 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:27,303 Entering here, it seems like a dream to me. - I had given up on it! 171 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,387 Good evening, sir. Madam, may I? 172 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,505 Too kind, don't bother. 173 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:33,938 Are you new here? 174 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:37,499 Yes, sir. This is the first time I've worked at this place. 175 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,147 He's got a hook nose... 176 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,867 maybe it will bring me luck. 177 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,541 No, not the fur! 178 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,860 Would you like a drink? 179 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,747 - Maybe just... - Thanks, we are fine. 180 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,179 - Yes... - I go to call madam. 181 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,064 I just wanted a little French cognac... 182 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,425 - Come here! - Tell me, love. 183 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,659 I told you so many times that when they offer you a drink, 184 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,297 you must say no. You get dizzy and you make mistakes. 185 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:18,540 Rest assured; a little drop is not going to ruin me, 186 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,739 you can sleep peacefully, Anto'! 187 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:24,344 Let me have good cards... That's our battle ground! 188 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,701 Our table... with the usual unsteady leg. 189 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:33,345 Excuse me, do you have a wedge to put under the table leg? 190 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,863 - Is a match all right? - That's all I need. 191 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,068 Thanks a lot. 192 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:44,340 Here... Damn it, now it's the other leg. I'm gonna saw you! 193 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:49,059 Peppino, Antonia, where are my dear friends... 194 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,260 how nice to see you again. - For us too, madam. 195 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,227 Can I give you a kiss? - Certainly, my dear. 196 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,664 Can I give you a kiss too, madam? 197 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:03,627 Bring the cup out, Anto', let the lady see it. 198 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,660 George, damn you... 199 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,861 You lucky, always traveling... 200 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,985 but you didn't forget about us? - No. 201 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,947 Madam and I always recall our card games with you. 202 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,303 Also at our place! 203 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,381 Let's waste no time, I'm looking forward to starting. 204 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,625 George, go and get the money. 205 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:20,904 Yes, madam. 206 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,468 Are you in top form? 207 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:25,342 Madam, this year we are going to make it tough for you! 208 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,221 Look at the cup, madam. 209 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,907 Ah... Beautiful... 210 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,500 Where did you win this cup? 211 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,341 At the local tournament. 212 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,388 Did you improve since last year? 213 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:42,745 You won't believe it, out of 12 games, 12 wins! 214 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,265 We won the parish tournament of scopone scientifico. 215 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:47,464 What is it? 216 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,819 A truck isn't enough... 217 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,065 - Peppi', sit down. - Yes. 218 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:02,904 3. 219 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,663 4... my dear. 220 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,103 Where did you spend the winter, Madam? 221 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,463 In Papeete. 222 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,582 Temperature was really fine, always like spring. 223 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:19,457 We played poker, every day, with two Polynesian brothers. 224 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,860 Did those savages manage to win any games? 225 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,543 They always lost, because they are not rational. 226 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,347 Of course, they're savages... 227 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:32,346 Here madam. That's 10 million. 228 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,978 Tell me Peppino, how is your business going? 229 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,660 I get what you mean. 230 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,786 Have I got some million to play cards with tonight? 231 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,264 Just that... madam, because you... 232 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,380 have arrived this afternoon. 233 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,222 If I had the money, now banks are closed... 234 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,062 Now I don't have cash with me... Anto', how much have you got? 235 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,662 Not a single lira, love. 236 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,258 You see... What can we do now? 237 00:14:56,520 --> 00:15:01,025 Don't you worry, it does not matter. We'll do as we have always done. 238 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,341 Here is a million for you! 239 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,897 - It's too much, madam. - Thanks, madam. 240 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,703 No, you must take it. I insist, Peppino. 241 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,747 I don't play for money... I play for... 242 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,147 To dust my progress! 243 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,821 George, what did she say? 244 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,586 She said she plays to test her ability... 245 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,662 of asserting herself. 246 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,900 We too... We play just... for fun, right? 247 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,866 Yes, for fun, we play. 248 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,385 Shall we make it 50,000 per game? 249 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,784 Madam, for me we can also do 100,000! 250 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,060 Oh God... what is it? - The cork! 251 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,378 Pardon me. 252 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,057 Haven't you ever served champagne before? 253 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,387 - I thought he had a shot. - It's your turn, Peppi'. 254 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,341 Here... 8 of "denari". 255 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,664 No. 256 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,104 No, thanks. 257 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,663 Here... 258 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,144 - Peppi'! - Let's toast to a "scopa"... 259 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,823 Don't cheer, turn the card and think of playing. 260 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:47,784 Afterwards, right? 261 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,384 Scopa! 262 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,308 Stay with me, Anto', then we're going to crush them... 263 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,587 Who are the two guests? 264 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,667 Only two poor people who live in a hut next to mine. 265 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,940 And the lady - how did she meet them? 266 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:06,385 Eight years ago, when she came to to Rome for the first time, she asked me: 267 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,586 "Pasquali' do you know two people who can play cards well?" 268 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,218 I called them and introduced them to her. 269 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,901 Will they come every night? 270 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:17,982 No, from time to time... When the lady gets bored. 271 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,622 Does she always give them one million? 272 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,581 Yes, she always gives it to them! 273 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,507 Think about it a bit more! 274 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,498 Anto'... there are 200,000 lire! 275 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,387 Ssshh! 276 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,338 You see... 277 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,501 5 and 2, 7, scopa, "settebello". Three points in a single move! 278 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:42,624 Scopa! 279 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,904 I'm kidding... - Count it! 280 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,106 What to count? Three scopas, four in the pack, all together 7 points! 281 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,386 - What's the score? - Them 14 and us 18! 282 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,468 I am sorry madam; this year is going to be tough for you. 283 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,143 George... Deal! 284 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,024 Hey, boys, do we want to go to work! 285 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:18,743 Wake up! 286 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:21,463 - Watch the suitcase! - What are you talking about? 287 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:27,424 I dreamt that papa and mama had won a suitcase. 288 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,625 Inside there were 300 million. 289 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,422 Let's go to work! 290 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:37,503 You come too. - Why do we work, tomorrow we'll have lots of money. 291 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,143 Tonight I'm not going to do anything. 292 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,868 Boys, let's do the job for Uncle Osvaldo, 293 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,863 at least tomorrow we'll have 2000 lire for sure. 294 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,257 I am tired... 295 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,943 20 million per day? Who told you that? 296 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,300 - The radio. - The radio says lots of bullshit! 297 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:01,940 Let me get it. How can this old woman spend 20 million per day? 298 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,339 How? I tell you how! 299 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,307 - Say it! - 3,000 lire per day for meat, 300 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:11,217 5,000 lire per day for servants, just to be on the safe side 301 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:14,985 and 10,000 lire per day for car and driver! 302 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,343 But that's 18,000. 303 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,818 I want to stay even safer, 304 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,948 I'm going to allow the old lady 1 million a day for eating, drinking and sleeping. 305 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:27,466 1 million... for the car, for the villa and for the driver. 306 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,224 But what about the other 18 million, damn her! 307 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:32,784 Are you asking me? 308 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,702 Professor, what do you think about all this money? 309 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,747 I think you are getting lost in petty problems, 310 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,423 to spend 20 million a day... what's so difficult! 311 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,826 I can even spend 40, if I wanted to... 312 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,264 if I could. 313 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:48,705 The real problem is about politics, understood? 314 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,337 That involves the theory of positive value. 315 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,660 But such problems have been analyzed ad nauseam, 316 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,263 by the philosophers of historical materialism. 317 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:00,546 Only in order to understand such matters, you know what you have to do? Read! 318 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,577 How long I have been telling you to read, read... 319 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,585 I'm going to have a pee, sorry. 320 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,978 I answer! 321 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:13,824 Hello. 322 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,737 Pasquali', I'm the Professor, tell me all. 323 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,384 Ah! 324 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,743 Thanks. 325 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,378 News? 326 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,264 Very good! 327 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,627 Peppino and Antonia have already won 50,000 lire 328 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,865 and they bet 200 more! 329 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,499 Peppino laughs, maybe he's getting lucky. 330 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,867 He always laughs! 331 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,939 4... 332 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,107 and 3... 7! 333 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,457 What's wrong? 334 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:48,824 Yes. 335 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:49,944 Why? 336 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,384 Peppino, when you're playing, you can't talk. 337 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,217 8 and 2, 10. 338 00:20:58,880 --> 00:20:59,824 Scopa! 339 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,461 - That's one more gift we give them. - No, maybe not. 340 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,262 No? Get this! 341 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:07,784 Scopa. 342 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,147 Anto', don't rebuke me, I get confused. 343 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,623 We won. 344 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,147 Eh? How much? 345 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,344 200,000. 346 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,860 This is 100 we had won... 347 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,584 and another 100 we lost. 348 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,018 Here madam that's 100... 349 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:38,860 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 350 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:45,379 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. 351 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,861 Hello... At once. 352 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,021 New York, madam. 353 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,102 Hello, Tony. 354 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,898 Let me talk and don't say stupid things. 355 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:08,665 - Is it possible that you always make mistakes? - Yes, I know, I made a mistake, 356 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,788 but it's not only my fault, but also yours! 357 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,946 The more you stare at me, the more tense I get. 358 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,977 - Read to me what's written. - Yes madam. 359 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,906 What do I do? - Read! 360 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,462 And what do I read? Here it's all zeros. No, there is also a 2. 361 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,063 2,000 million! - No, further down, further down. 362 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,184 Where? 363 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,621 300 million! - No, that's London, further. 364 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,746 This one... Here, it's 5 million dollars. 365 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,020 5 million dollars, Tony! 366 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,505 That's 3 billion lire! - Plus 200,000 you gave her before. 367 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,141 Yes, in Germany something is happening. 368 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,658 Ciao, "piccolo stronzo"! 369 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,177 George... Please, let's not waste any time. 370 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,583 She says "piccolo stronzo", she learnt... 371 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,740 Madam what's happening in Germany, any danger of war? 372 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,979 No, it's just a question of dollars. 373 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:08,505 How much do we want to bet this time? - Do we want to bet 300 billion? 374 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,740 - Are you crazy? - Sorry, but with all these figures... 375 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,504 I meant 300,000 lire. - Let's do... 500,000? 376 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,467 Yes! Anto', do we want to bet it all? 377 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,188 I feel I can win! 378 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,825 Let's hope she can feel it too, but of losing, madam. 379 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:30,180 This is going to be a very interesting card game... 380 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,021 No more roses, now. 381 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,342 Come on, hand it! 382 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,263 Peppi', that card is worth 800,000 lire. 383 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,102 - So what? - Antonia, no advice. 384 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:08,738 No worries, with this card I need no advice. 385 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:12,026 Anto'... Take this, enjoy! 386 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:14,863 One million... 387 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,103 plus 50,000... 388 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,187 One million and 50,000. 389 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,863 - Minus 200,000. - Minus 200,000, 390 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,067 850,000. 391 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:29,537 Plus 500,000... 1, 3 and 50... 392 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,462 Here it is, 1 million 350,000... it's correct. 393 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:36,019 - And if we play double? - Then it's 2 million 700. 394 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,742 I threw it down on purpose because I was dealing. 395 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,423 You had two cards in your hands only, you couldn't miss it! 396 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:51,145 Then you did it on purpose! - What were you thinking about? 397 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,184 - It's the oldie who tricked me. - But if I leave the 4 on the table, 398 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:59,137 you cannot throw down the 3, so they get the "settebello"! 399 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,057 I thought you had it, the settebello, 400 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,738 how could I guess the oldie had it? 401 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,866 But when I look at you and twist my mouth, what does it mean? 402 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,347 What does it mean? That you have a nervous twitch! 403 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,262 No! It means the settebello is over there! 404 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,102 Who cares where it was, I didn't have the cards! 405 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,623 You had the cards, you haven't got the memory! 406 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,621 So what?! 1 million and 350,000 lire, it's nothing. 407 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,542 We have a whole month to play, we can take away from her... 408 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,666 What can we take away from her?! And you go to sleep, it's late! 409 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,028 Tomorrow there is a funeral, the dead don't wait. 410 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,542 It's past midnight! 411 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,382 We are working here, we are not playing! 412 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,864 Hey, what's with these insults? These long faces? 413 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,424 Children there's no point in criticizing, 414 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,103 we live illegally in a hut, full of rats, 415 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,783 when it rains, we are carried away by firemen on a boat, 416 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,940 your papa has an injury from war and cannot work more than this, 417 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,460 otherwise, he would be a great worker. 418 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,661 Look at this, he is asleep on his feet. 419 00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,865 He can't work this late at night. 420 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:03,862 Our only hope is to be able to win some money from the oldie. 421 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,061 For 8 years she's been giving you a million a night which she wins back. 422 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,948 Children... come over here. 423 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,542 Come here, children, gather around papa. 424 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,426 You must have a lot of trust in your parents! 425 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,866 Papa and mama do everything for you, 426 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:29,144 for many years we haven't been lucky, but sooner or later it will change, 427 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,377 we will grab from this oldie 7 or 800 million. 428 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:38,577 We'll buy a large flat and we'll send you to university. 429 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,182 I'll strike it big... 430 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:44,579 Take over Maroccan's warehouse, barn included, the garage 431 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:48,298 and his big pile of rags. Do you like Maroccan's factory? 432 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,459 The factory yes, but not the Maroccan! 433 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,227 We'll get rid of him. 434 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:56,180 Cleopa', have a smile, 435 00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:00,225 because if everything goes well, papa is going to take you to Switzerland 436 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,583 and let you have surgery on your leg by a famous doctor. 437 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,421 Are you happy? - Yes. 438 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,180 With that one around, there is nothing to do! 439 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,464 It's what I've been telling you for 8 years. 440 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,298 Don't deceive yourself, because the oldie is unbeatable, like death. 441 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,540 Nobody has ever beaten her and nobody will be able to beat her! 442 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,063 I know who can beat the oldie, 443 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:26,462 but no one is brave enough to pronounce that name. 444 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,985 Say it, the name... 445 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,786 You need Richetto... Richetto the cardsharp! 446 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,625 Can you move the car from here in front? 447 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,258 - You placed your hand on my shoulder? - So what? 448 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,346 Listen, did you have a good look at this face? - Who is it? 449 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,747 No need to know who I am, 450 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,139 you cannot place your hand on the shoulder of someone with a face like this one. 451 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,186 I heard that you played and you lost, as always. 452 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,546 I'm not talking with you, you understand? 453 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,419 Antonia, don't treat me so... 454 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,419 You know I have many women and they still run around me. 455 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,300 But only one has stayed in my heart 456 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,142 and that woman is you! 457 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,419 You start again; I am married! 458 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,506 What a big mistake you have made, marrying that boneless fellow. 459 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,945 If you married me, you would be revered like a signora now! 460 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,459 You never know, I might be able to strike it lucky?! 461 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,227 What luck... 462 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,301 You've been playing for 8 years and you have not won a lira. 463 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,778 It means we can't play! 464 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,622 No, no. You are good, 465 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,986 I've known you since you were a kid playing with your granddad, 466 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,946 you were unbeatable. 467 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,907 But that idiot of your husband is not up to the task! 468 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,786 Hey, aren't you going to leave? 469 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,782 Anyhow, I'm always ready to couple up with you. 470 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:36,904 What? 471 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,180 On the card table, I meant. 472 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,979 If you and I go to the oldie, we'll empty her safe! 473 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,181 And see her weeping! 474 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,700 Cleopa', do you want to marry me? 475 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,783 Money tempts you, right? Go and play a game! 476 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:07,421 - 150 lire, lady. - Write it down, I'll pay you at the end of the month. 477 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,660 I wish someone would be mistaken and pay cash for once. 478 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,297 Cleopa', what would you like? 479 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:16,428 A kilogram of pasta, 2 kilograms of bread, 300 grams of "mortadella". 480 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,462 And a box of poison. 481 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:24,182 - A box of poison? - Yes, to kill the rats. 482 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,861 Ah, to kill the rats! 483 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,457 Why do they always send you shopping? 484 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,983 Because mama is ashamed buying on credit. 485 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,424 But here there is almost a half million debt. 486 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:37,577 Papa said that, when he wins, he'll pay you the bill 487 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,901 and he'll lend you a million too, so you can buy a real shop, all right? 488 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,103 Give me the poison! 489 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:47,987 Did they play last night? 490 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,979 No, the lady hasn't called them again, 491 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,420 we all have been waiting for a week. 492 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,987 Peppino made the mistake! 493 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:16,779 If the oldie leaves a 2 on the table, what do you do, put down a 5? 494 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,823 Hey, why don't you stop it? You've been banging on about this for 2 weeks. 495 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,184 - Good evening, father. - 'Evening. 496 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:30,580 You know what? If I win 7 million, I ain't gonna take them. 497 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,304 Don't always talk about the same stuff, 498 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,983 don't have dreams, you will get upset. 499 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,705 Hey, they don't play even today? 500 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,257 No, the oldie is having a party tonight too, 501 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,227 all foreigners, ambassadors, generals. 502 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,025 Here, you see? It's 9:15. 503 00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,107 Blast... 504 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:05,428 Papa, there's no point staring at the clock; she is not going to call you. 505 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,428 What has happened? 506 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,258 Maybe we annoyed her?! 507 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:11,907 If she is offended? 508 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,258 It cannot be, 509 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,305 when she waved us good-bye, she said: 510 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,062 "See you, I'll call you at the trattoria." 511 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,377 Yes, she said it! 512 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,539 Come in! 513 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,744 Here she is! 514 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,268 Good evening. 515 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,421 Look who he is, the Professor. 516 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:31,623 I brought you the pan back, your soup was delicious. 517 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,019 - I made it tonight too, would you like some? - Thanks. 518 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:39,188 Look at what I found in a stall. 519 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,261 Where is it? Three years I've been looking for it for you! 520 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,983 - Professor, can you move? - Certainly. 521 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,184 Here! 522 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,227 Lts a very rare book. - Take a seat, Professor. 523 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,664 - The scopone scientifico! - Let me see. 524 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,788 This book explains all the rules and secrets of the game... 525 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,908 Who wrote it? 526 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,738 Count Valentino Maestrelli, 527 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,588 a great theorist from the 1800's. 528 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,503 Delicious! 529 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,227 Yes, good isn't it? 530 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:22,862 Very well done. 531 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,379 Now I'll read some passages to you... 532 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,705 You listen too, children. 533 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,538 Let's remember that studying... is the base of it all. 534 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:37,620 The so called scopone scientifico... Turn the TV down a bit. 535 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,745 - No, papa what are you doing? - Quiet, let's listen to the Professor. 536 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:49,307 Playing cards, as everyone knows, are 40 in number, but combinations, once shuffled, 537 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:53,826 are infinite. It means that out of 150,000 billion games, 538 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,185 you'll never be served the same hand of cards. 539 00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:00,420 Hey, hard to believe... Things that make your head spin! 540 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:05,060 So each game has to be played like a unique case, 541 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:10,104 on the basis of an ever changing situation. 542 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,387 - Quiet will you?! - What is it? 543 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,348 Is the phone ringing? 544 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,341 No, it's a bicycle. 545 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:22,908 Peppino, are you following this? 546 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,862 No! Professor, you read books to me... 547 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,180 You fill my head up with big words, 548 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,944 but if the oldie doesn't call any more, what's the point of your teachings. 549 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,497 Also tonight we are still waiting... 550 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,297 - Damned... ...She! You shut up! 551 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,902 I know... 552 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,099 The rich, the powerful... 553 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:45,143 cannot comprehend the hardships, the anxiety of the poor... 554 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:50,258 Homer himself, who you study at your shitty school, 555 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:54,065 said that, whilst men struggle, fight, live their tragedies, 556 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:59,144 the Gods behave like beings 557 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:02,346 frivolous, cruel, whimsical. - We are fond of the oldie, 558 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,340 we even love her. - No! 559 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,818 This is an unforgivable weakness. 560 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,265 How can you win the war, if during the battle 561 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,067 you get fond of the enemy! 562 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,787 Indeed we are losing! 563 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,106 Then you must stop being fond of the oldie! 564 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,068 And start hating her... hating her! 565 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,866 The shortest route to take everything away from her 566 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,100 would be to physically... eliminate her, 567 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:31,063 but because now for many years we have accepted the game, 568 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,506 we must fight her scientifically 569 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,178 and with no pity! 570 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,067 You are right, Professor, that dirty old bag! 571 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:41,265 We have been suffering for too many years, 572 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,979 but if she calls me... I'll put her down and break her spine! 573 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,344 Quiet will you?! It's her! 574 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,224 It's ringing! 575 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,267 - Good evening... - Go, go she's waiting for you. 576 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,068 - What do we do? - Come, I'll show you! 577 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,461 - Don't exaggerate! - Yeah, yeah. 578 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:15,982 - Where is she? - Please. 579 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:17,864 Over here. 580 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:27,624 Oh... 581 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,864 My dear friends... 582 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,224 I am so happy to see you. 583 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,258 - Good evening, madam. - 'Evening. 584 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,787 How come you aren't giving me the usual kiss tonight? 585 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,422 Give her a little kiss, go. 586 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,507 Is something wrong? 587 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,706 Has someone been trying to poison our friendship? 588 00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:01,428 Well, spiteful gossip abounds, somebody says one thing, somebody another. 589 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,545 - One never knows who to follow! - Right. 590 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:05,460 Nobody forces you to come here to me. 591 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,426 No, we come because we are so fond of you, madam. 592 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,945 - Show her the picture. - What? Yes! 593 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:16,423 Look at what I brought you, the picture of when we got married... 594 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,144 - It is beautiful... - Nice, eh? 595 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,937 - Peppino... push, please. - Yes! 596 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:24,224 Ready! 597 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:29,027 I'm going to show you the photos of all the people we've been playing, 598 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,259 here I will place your photo. 599 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,664 Anto', she's going to put us in her album. 600 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,220 Are these bedouins? - Yes. 601 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:44,185 When George and I go to Damascus, we always play with them. 602 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:48,462 - These guys are poorer than us. - Can they play cards? 603 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:52,588 No, they are not that good and are not very lucky either. 604 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,663 Pedrito and lmmacolata, they are Chileans. 605 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,863 These are our Indian friends, from Calcutta, 606 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:07,379 and these... these are... two diabolical Philippino players. 607 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,858 Have they managed to win some games? 608 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,787 30,000 dollars, they took from me! 609 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,744 How much is it? 610 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,423 That's 18 million, Anto'. - 18 million? 611 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,343 And these are two Brazilians, very good. 612 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,897 They look like little monkeys... Hello, George. 613 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:28,383 - Here is your million, Peppino. - Thanks, and they say she is bad, 614 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,666 she has given us another million. - Thanks, too generous. 615 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,422 - Go, Anto'... - 6. - 8. 616 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:37,502 Good Antonia, come on! 617 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,348 Do we want to start with 100,000 a game? 618 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:43,143 100, 200... As you like, we've got one million. 619 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,748 Let's do 200,000! 620 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,661 Giova'... a little drop for me, no ice. 621 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,184 Don't get distracted, the settebello is on the table. 622 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,021 No... I know what I am doing. 623 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,625 With 7 of spades I grab the settebello, one point is assured. 624 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,939 - Peppino... - Sorry, madam. 625 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,826 Madam, excuse me... 626 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,940 There is a 7 on the table. 627 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,147 George, don't give me advice. 628 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,739 If she let the 7 onto the table, she understood that I haven't got it! 629 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:41,261 - Any news? - We are all waiting, Cleopatra just went to call. 630 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:42,657 Here she is! 631 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,621 - What you say? - Then? 632 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,348 - They lost half a million. - It's not that bad. 633 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:49,857 Cleopatra. 634 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,423 Come over here. - Go to hell! 635 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,825 - Hi Cleopa'. - Hi Paride. 636 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:06,027 Thanks for the postcard you sent me from jail. 637 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,988 I received an amnesty, I got out early. 638 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:12,505 Is it true that in her safe the old lady 639 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,227 has almost 100 million? 640 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,017 Even more! 641 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,980 Things would go better, if I had a better partner. 642 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,627 Why are you saying that, my lady? 643 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,183 Of course... It's always my fault, isn't it? 644 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,826 Take this, look what I do... 645 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,543 5 and 1... 6. - God, he leaves the king on the table. 646 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,024 Scopa. 647 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,626 I felt she had a king. 648 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:55,065 - First you feel it, then you make a mistake... - It's midnight, sorry. 649 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:58,745 I ought to listen to the news, there is something interesting. 650 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:00,385 How is it going? 651 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:03,142 Madam and Antonia are playing great, 652 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,868 as real players, but men are weak. 653 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,224 Especially Peppino, he's not up to the task. 654 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,220 I've been saying that to Antonia for years, 655 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,062 Leave that turd alone and pair up with Richetto, 656 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:15,344 then you'd be a millionaire by now. 657 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,504 The President of the Republic, 658 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,945 has welcomed at Quirinale, the European foreign ministers... 659 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,257 What are you doing? 660 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:49,708 One of the Community tasks will be to strengthen 661 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,178 the existing ties between our countries... 662 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,544 Today, a speaker for the German government, 663 00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:00,621 has announced that tomorrow the German Reserve Bank, 664 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,586 will stop buying US dollars. 665 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:06,457 With this measure in a few words it means 666 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:10,383 that the government no longer accepts sustaining the dollar's path. 667 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,427 With this measure, Bonn 668 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:16,058 intends to put a stop to the speculator's actions around the world. 669 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,540 Where are these speculators? 670 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:22,144 If I could lay my hands on one of them, I would shoot him in the head. 671 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,502 Don't say that out loud. Madam, with this news, 672 00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,944 has earned 2 million dollars. 673 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,659 - Turn it off, George. - Yes, madam. 674 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,626 She earned 1, 2 billion! 675 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,141 - My compliments, madam. - Well, dear friends... 676 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:42,781 Shall we resume our game. - How can she be so lucky? 677 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,948 It's not at all a matter of luck, my dear, 678 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,259 high finance is like playing cards, 679 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,022 she who knows the opponent's cards wins. 680 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,859 But if I can't see them, how do I know about my opponent's cards... 681 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,147 I did not understand, Peppino. 682 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,185 No, it is something Antonia understands. 683 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:15,665 I throw the horseman! 684 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,025 Antonia, you are terrible, 685 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,704 how did you know I didn't have a horseman? 686 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,860 Memory! Memory is a matter of youth. Sorry! 687 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,306 It slipped, I didn't remember she is old. - Ignorant! 688 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:28,902 Peppino is like this. 689 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:35,664 Damn it, she talks of youth and leaves me the horseman on the table. 690 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,622 Why? Who has it? 691 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,859 He has it! Now it is all scopas. 692 00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:43,577 - No. - Scopa. 693 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,344 Scopa. 694 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,104 Scopa. 695 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,020 Who cares, just 4 scopas. 696 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,623 - We won. - One moment, don't rush, 697 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,462 it could be that we won instead, let me count. 698 00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,344 Why do you count, pay. 699 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:01,824 Yes? 700 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,108 Here it is madam, tonight too she has cleaned us out, 701 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,384 we have no more money, we're going. 702 00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,706 What a pity, so early tonight. Good night. 703 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,901 - Shall we come tomorrow, madam? - Tomorrow evening I'm busy. 704 00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:19,062 - Then we'll come the day after that? - I'll call you, good night. 705 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,582 - Good night. - Good night, George. 706 00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,068 Listen Anto'... 707 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:33,738 If we try with our own 10,000? - 10,000, who has it? 708 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:36,264 Excuse me? 709 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,184 Yes, Peppino. 710 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,585 As we are not tired yet, 711 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,864 we would like to bet 10,000 from our own pocket, 712 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:46,066 but because we don't have the money, if we lose... 713 00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:48,026 we'll bring it tomorrow, all right? 714 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:52,864 I trust you blindly, it is going to be an exciting game. 715 00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,868 - Sorry, where is my sister? - Hi Peppi'. 716 00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:02,784 There she is. 717 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,505 - Iola'! - Peppi'! 718 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,057 If mum could see what you are reduced too. 719 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,341 You've got all your ass in the air... 720 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:29,026 Peppi', tonight I dreamt you had won 300 million, 721 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,942 you were coming here with the police, to have Gigetto arrested 722 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,338 and to give me a bar in Via Veneto. 723 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,148 You dreamt wrong; we lost 30,000 of our own... 724 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:38,662 Give me some. 725 00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:47,981 I can give you only 2,000 lire. 726 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:49,337 If it's all you can... 727 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:50,944 Iola'... 728 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,742 If I think back to mum... 729 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,986 On her deathbed she said to me: "Look after your sister, 730 00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,061 give her a hand, she would like to sing on TV". 731 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,659 Let those stupid things alone and take me away from the street, 732 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,979 this job is not for me really. 733 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,221 You dirty..., what are you doing, taking money from your sister? 734 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:13,745 You dirty..., you ask her to be your fianc�e then put her to work on the street. 735 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,662 - Watch out - they're armed. - Yeah? Should I be afraid of him? 736 00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,103 Well, how much money do you want to give her back to me? 737 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:21,582 You know the amount. 738 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:25,987 You bring the cash, put her on the truck and take her back home. 739 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,941 Iola', rest assured! 740 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,303 Trust me, I'll come one day and pay the ransom 741 00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,347 and open an ice cream place for you, with tables on the path. 742 00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:39,621 Thanks for the thought. 743 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,583 Peppi'... - Walk, go to work! 744 00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:12,026 I can give you 3, 800 lire. 745 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,906 - Excuse me, isn't Richetto here? - He's over there, in the private room. 746 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:52,258 4 and 3... 7, 2, 9 and 1... 10, 747 00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:55,382 cards, denari, settebello, 4 scopas, all for us. 748 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:57,624 Excuse me. 749 00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,024 He was lucky because I did not have a 6. 750 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:00,985 Yeah, yeah. 751 00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:03,221 You bet your wedding ring too. 752 00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:04,984 How do you know? 753 00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:07,546 You're hiding your hand. 754 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,946 Yesterday we lost 30,000 lire. 755 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,862 How much do you need? 756 00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:17,663 Is 20,000 enough? 757 00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:19,821 - If only... - Riche'! 758 00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:24,540 Right now I haven't got it, but... 759 00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:27,382 give me an hour, I'll play three games and bring it to you. 760 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,899 This is not a place for a lady, go back, wait for me at the bar. 761 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,781 Did you scrape together 30,000? 762 00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,224 We are scraping, how much can you give us? 763 00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,618 I let your son work here, ask him. 764 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,385 Be proud of your father, he was an honest guy, 765 00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,824 he hasn't even left any money for the funeral! 766 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,821 He had the chance to enjoy his son becoming a carabiniere. 767 00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:05,701 - Cesari'. - Who is it? 768 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,542 What do you mean, who is it? It's me, papa! 769 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,217 What's up? Only 500 lire they gave you? 770 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,818 Papa, they called me to save money, 771 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,740 otherwise they'd call the barber. 772 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,022 Here you are, served. 773 00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,546 20,000 in less than an hour! 774 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,308 Don't you ever lose? 775 00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,143 Antonia, Richetto only loses when he wants to. 776 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,981 Then you win when you like?! 777 00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,822 I win enough, to live an honest life. 778 00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:44,588 I'm satisfied with 300, 400,000 lire a month. 779 00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:48,226 I don't miss on anything, I have a flat in the centre, 780 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,301 I have even taken my mum out of the home. - How do you do it? 781 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,786 It is a question of psychology, 782 00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,303 one day I win 10,000, one day I lose 5, 783 00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,546 one ought to give a sop to these good people. 784 00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:01,984 The day after I take 40 off them and change area. 785 00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,187 Listen, when you get the wrong cards, what do you do? 786 00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:09,983 Cards love me, because I am a professional. 787 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:13,067 I live a steady life, like a sports champion, 788 00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:17,019 I sleep 10 hours per night, one hour of gym in the morning, 789 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,701 well, I show up at the game fresh and restful. 790 00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:24,418 Others are tired, they drink, smoke and lose before even starting. 791 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:28,184 Also Peppino doesn't drink or smoke, but when we are there, he loses his head! 792 00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,543 Antonia, we have to get rid of your husband! 793 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,258 What do you mean? 794 00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:38,585 Tonight you're going to give him a cup of wine with cloves, 795 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,547 give him 2 aspirins and put him in bed with the flu. 796 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:42,704 And then? 797 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,022 Then you and I... go up there, to the old lady... 798 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,145 and take her for 300 million! 799 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:52,667 400! 800 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,582 Then we run away! - Run away. 801 00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:58,148 With five children where do I run? 802 00:50:58,360 --> 00:50:59,782 We'll bring them along too. 803 00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:03,225 Yeah, yeah... You've gone crazy. Thank you! 804 00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:04,864 Ciao. 805 00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,067 Think about it, Antonia. 806 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:12,664 - Why are you running around? - They killed the oldie! 807 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,427 Someone robbed the villa! 808 00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:18,058 Paride! My son! He wanted to die! 809 00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:22,023 He swallowed a razor blade! You can't take him to jail! 810 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:26,428 They went to rob the villa, but they ran away before starting. 811 00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,824 Give him back to me! He is clean! 812 00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:30,980 Stay back! Back! 813 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,382 - You can't take him to jail! - Grab him by his legs. 814 00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:42,498 Is she dead? 815 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:45,860 No, the scare has given her a mild heart attack, 816 00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:47,587 but she is getting better now. 817 00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:51,783 Oh God, thank you. Then we play, tonight! 818 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,663 - That I don't know. - Peppino, Antonia, come up here. 819 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,828 - What do we do? - Let's go, they're calling us! 820 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:04,864 Come. 821 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:08,344 Come. 822 00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:26,666 Good evening, madam. 823 00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:31,063 Who are you? 824 00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:36,382 Eh? It's us, madam. 825 00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:38,426 It's Peppino and Antonia. 826 00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:40,941 You don't recognize us... 827 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,421 Oh, yes. You are my dear friends. 828 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:48,541 Madam, I wonder how scared you got... 829 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:51,143 No, I understood they were amateur thiefs, 830 00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,026 a badly organized robbery. 831 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:56,226 - They're poor people, no education. - They're ignorant. 832 00:52:56,480 --> 00:53:00,064 I am particularly sorry for that young fellow, he seemed nice, 833 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,544 as soon as he saw me, he ran away. 834 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,306 My dear... 835 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:07,744 We'll play a game, immediately. 836 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:11,583 - But we are all dirty... - Who cares, wait for me downstairs. 837 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,177 Come on! - Let's go? We'll wait downstairs! 838 00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,818 Madam, you had a serious attack, you can't play tonight. 839 00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:20,501 Who forbids me that? 840 00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,820 I am your doctor and it's my duty to forbid you. 841 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:28,227 Nobody has ever dared to boss me around, not even when I was a kid! 842 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,377 - Did you bring the money? - Yes. 843 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,386 However, there is 1,000 lire missing. 844 00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:36,858 Then, if you don't mind, I am going to lend it to you. 845 00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,779 We thank you immensely. 846 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:44,784 So you side with us? You are against the oldie? 847 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,622 I wholeheartedly wish you will win a large sum, 848 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,257 so, perhaps you take me into your service. 849 00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:51,784 What? 850 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,743 I am old, madam, and I need a last job. 851 00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,544 Furthermore, I love kids. 852 00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:05,777 - Shall we take him on as a waiter? - Yeah... We need a waiter now. 853 00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,821 Here I am, are you ready? 854 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,662 Anto'? Where did you put it? Go and get the roll! 855 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,301 Hold on a second. 856 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,740 We have brought you the money, madam. 857 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:25,022 That's 30,000 lire we lost. 858 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:28,619 No, no... I do not want this money. 859 00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:32,620 Buy a present for your children! 860 00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:35,868 Thanks madam, thanks, you are really good. - Yes! 861 00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,304 For us you are really like the Old Witch! 862 00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,142 What? Was I wrong? 863 00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:44,620 - George, go and get some money. - Yes, madam. 864 00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,817 Madam, have you looked properly everywhere? 865 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,742 Are you sure that they have not robbed anything? - No, nothing. 866 00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,946 Also it doesn't matter, it's all insured inside here, 867 00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:58,465 for double its value. - Yeah? Then it was better if they had robbed. 868 00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,338 - The usual 10 million? - Certainly. 869 00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:07,904 Hello? 870 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,543 Straight away. Professor, telephone! 871 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:12,745 Someone wants me? Coming. 872 00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:15,904 Hello, who is it? 873 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,141 Tell me, Pasqualina. 874 00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:28,820 After many years of disappointment, 875 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,986 tonight something very important has happened, 876 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:36,059 it has been demonstrated that the old lady is not at all unbeatable. 877 00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:37,457 What does it mean? 878 00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,382 It means that from now on all surprises, 879 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,221 even the most imaginary, 880 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:43,708 are possible! 881 00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:44,824 Speak out! 882 00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:48,306 They won 5 million and, if they win this game, it's 7! 883 00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:50,345 - They made it! - Drinks for all! 884 00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:51,987 - Who pays? - Peppino! 885 00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:54,865 We can drink for 7 million! 886 00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,428 7 million of wine! 887 00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:58,859 - Why are you screaming? - Don't shout! 888 00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:01,065 Otherwise taxes will take everything away from him. 889 00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:04,985 Do you want to bet that they really won? 890 00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,462 Let's go to the villa. 891 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:17,424 Scopa! 892 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:25,344 Scopa! 893 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:28,944 Scopa! 894 00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:32,464 Scopa! 895 00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:37,178 Take it Anto' - count. - Why should I count? 896 00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,903 5 scopas, premiera, settebello, denari... 897 00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:42,423 It's all for us, cards too. - Have we won? 898 00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:43,783 Yes. Collect, come on. 899 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,588 Yes. I am sorry madam, but it's another 2 million. 900 00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,945 Tonight you are very lucky, I am really glad. 901 00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,338 Thanks. I pile it here, I don't even count it. 902 00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:55,148 Anto'... look, it's 7 million. - Let me touch them. 903 00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:57,538 That's not bad; feel the weight. 904 00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,468 It's like a kilogram of potatoes! 905 00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:00,618 Antonia? 906 00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:04,147 I feel like eating some spaghetti the way you make it. 907 00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:06,618 - Yes, madam. - Then we'll play some more. 908 00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:07,983 I'll make them at once, 909 00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:11,698 a plate of penne with garlic, oil and chilli, as you like it. 910 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:15,339 - Peppino, help her. - One moment. 911 00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,586 Peppi', come here, give me a hand. 912 00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:18,983 Where? In the kitchen? 913 00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:25,824 I am going?! 914 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:26,978 Anto'... 915 00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,220 Anto', are we leaving all the money here? 916 00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:31,737 Don't you trust them? 917 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,262 No, it's just it's 7 million... 918 00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,101 So what; to her it's nothing. 919 00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,225 To her, but to me it's a mountain! 920 00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:41,304 Shut up! 921 00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:46,941 Shut up, she is looking at us. 922 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:53,379 Peppi', I can't believe those 7 million are really for us. 923 00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,062 What did I tell you, Anto'? 924 00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:58,864 Trust me. Now the flat is coming. 925 00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:02,857 No? Add some anchovies, I like it a lot. 926 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,179 Shall I add a chilli as well? 927 00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:06,782 Yes dear, yes. 928 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:25,178 Hell! 929 00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:38,782 I'm furious, you hear? I'm furious! 930 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,980 You... You cannot imagine how much I hate her. 931 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:12,467 When she loses, she becomes the most wicked woman in the world, 932 01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:15,143 because since she was a little girl, she is used to winning 933 01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:17,379 and a defeat makes her furious. 934 01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:19,346 But she will have to come to terms with losing, 935 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:21,545 she has 20 million income per day... 936 01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:22,903 You don't know her. 937 01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:26,777 The thought of losing 1,000 lire makes her crazy with hunger. 938 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,184 Then if we win 200 million, what's she going to do? 939 01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:33,228 I have been employed by her for 37 years and she has never given me a salary. 940 01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,785 Why didn't you resign? 941 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:38,267 It's a long story. 942 01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:42,298 You would need the hand of a big novelist to tell it. 943 01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:48,342 Were you lovers? 944 01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:52,023 Please excuse me for this outburst. 945 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,458 She was young and beautiful, when we met in Miami, 946 01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:59,142 I made her a portrait. 947 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:03,418 I was a painter with a great future. 948 01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:05,418 For her I... 949 01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:09,499 gave up my art and I've spent all my life loving her. 950 01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:11,982 And now here I am. 951 01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,227 I have become her chauffeur, her servant, 952 01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:17,703 it is true; I hate her! 953 01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:25,178 But... I can't live without her. 954 01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:29,425 When I hear a love story, I always feel like crying. 955 01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:30,704 So? 956 01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:32,464 Thanks. 957 01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:35,023 Thanks a lot. 958 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:41,706 - George, it's nothing, keep up. - Thanks. 959 01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:44,698 Friends... 960 01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:48,586 in the name of this... immense love, 961 01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:51,866 that I've been holding in my heart for 40 years, I ask you... 962 01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:56,304 a small... favour... - Tell us, tell us, George. 963 01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,701 Let her win. 964 01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:10,102 Will I bollocks... 965 01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:13,227 We've played for 8 years to take some money away from her, 966 01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,857 she has always won, for once we win! 967 01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:17,708 I am sorry but I can't! 968 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,661 Peppino is right. 969 01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:23,385 Madam has had an attack, she lost consciousness. 970 01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:29,347 - It's better to put her to bed at once. - Yes. 971 01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:34,743 - Poor madam. - George, what do we do, do we leave? 972 01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:37,297 - Go, go, OK. - Let's go... 973 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,897 There she is... Good night and thank you. Let's go! 974 01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:53,619 Take it. 975 01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:55,267 God, how nice they are. 976 01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:56,988 - Count them up. - 2, 4, 6... 7! 977 01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,025 - Put them in the bag. - I haven't got it! 978 01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:01,304 I brought you this one, it could be useful. 979 01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:03,823 - Put them here, down! - Slowly so they don't get ruined. 980 01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,223 This is for you. 981 01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,267 - Thank you, don't forget about me. - No. Who could forget you! 982 01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:14,622 - Could I, mister? - No problem, ciao. 983 01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:16,667 - Let's go? - Yes, yes, coming. 984 01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:21,747 What's this revolution? 985 01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:24,059 Peppino and Antonia have won 7 billion! 986 01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:26,663 - Yes, 7 billion... - Priest, that's 70 million. 987 01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:29,217 Let me through, let me see this money. 988 01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:33,708 - Let Don Roberto through. - Yes, so he can do the multiplication... 989 01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:37,544 - Drink, drink... - Whatever one may say... 990 01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:40,268 money has always its own mysterious charm. 991 01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:44,378 What do you know... money is always money. 992 01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:47,859 - Calm down... gently. - She is feeling sick! 993 01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:52,622 Let her touch the money, so that she recovers. 994 01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:54,904 Yeah, let her touch it, come on. 995 01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:58,299 Enough now - you make it dirty, they don't take it at the bank any more. 996 01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:01,138 Money is also the ruin of the world! 997 01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:03,265 No, priest, he who has it can enjoy it! 998 01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:05,908 Calm, calm! 999 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:07,662 Winning 7 million, 1000 01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:10,900 one thinks it looks like a mountain, it's a heap instead. 1001 01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:15,028 - Money from the old lady... - Hey, now this is mine! 1002 01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:18,707 Boys, are you happy that we have won all this money? 1003 01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,064 - For me, it's too little. - For me too. 1004 01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,544 You dirty ones, you foul ones, what more do you want? 1005 01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:26,588 In a single night we gained an apartment. 1006 01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:28,660 Because I can't play, otherwise... 1007 01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,865 ...We could have won 200 million! 1008 01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,417 The game is not over yet, it'll continue tomorrow night. 1009 01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:37,263 No, tonight... I was unbeatable, the more I played, the more I won, 1010 01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:38,988 I had it all in my hands! 1011 01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:42,062 If the oldie had kept it up, I could have taken half a billion! 1012 01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:44,504 - Peppi'! - I say half a billion! What? 1013 01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:47,137 - They want you on the phone! - I'm not available for anybody. 1014 01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:48,503 It's the oldie! 1015 01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:51,177 - Peppi' run! Don't let her wait. - What does she want? 1016 01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:55,182 - The oldie has been resuscitated! - Put them in the bank! 1017 01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:58,545 Yes, I know it. Guard, stay close to me and keep the gun at hand, 1018 01:04:58,720 --> 01:04:59,823 I have got money. 1019 01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:02,417 - Anto'... Let's go! - Let me do it! 1020 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:05,342 Guys, no jokes please, I'm armed and can shoot! 1021 01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:07,422 Don't breathe down on him. 1022 01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:09,827 God, maybe she died... 1023 01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:11,542 Yes, hello? 1024 01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:14,861 Hello? Quiet please! Hello? 1025 01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:17,304 Yes, it's me, Peppino, tell me Pasquali'. 1026 01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:18,823 Let me talk to her. 1027 01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:22,708 Good evening madam, sorry, tell me. 1028 01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:24,421 Here, it's confusing. 1029 01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:38,257 The oldie is feeling better and wants to keep playing. 1030 01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:40,107 What do you want to do, Peppi'? 1031 01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:42,502 I don't know. What should I do? 1032 01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:45,137 She got offended, she thinks we run away and, if we don't go back to play, 1033 01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:49,620 tomorrow she's going to catch a plane and never come back. 1034 01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:52,587 But this is the big chance you were waiting for! 1035 01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:55,217 I know, I was waiting for it but... hey, the money! 1036 01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:58,142 They robbed me of the money! - It's here! 1037 01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:01,424 Hey, don't make any tricks, I could die! 1038 01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:07,022 Professor... We've got 7 million here, what should we do? 1039 01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:09,983 I'll tell you! Grab me a chair. 1040 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,188 Listen Peppino... 1041 01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:14,863 In front of such a spontaneous people's gathering, 1042 01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:17,258 I want to ask you an important question. 1043 01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:20,898 Yes Professor, help us as we are ignorant, right? 1044 01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:25,784 That's right. 8 years ago, when you began this long game, 1045 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:30,107 you perhaps established a fighting plan, an objective to aim for... 1046 01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:32,463 Answer! 1047 01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:34,107 What? I, no! 1048 01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:40,059 Aaah... You accepted to play this long game, 1049 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:44,825 undertook this tremendous fight that had us all involved, 1050 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,377 in dramatic anguish, for years, 1051 01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:51,583 and now you tell me that you did not know what your final objective was?! 1052 01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,544 Sorry but... what objective? 1053 01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:58,267 What is an objective? 1054 01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:01,022 It's a "quantum"! 1055 01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:03,941 Calm down... he's going to explain it. 1056 01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:08,859 The quantum is the quantity of money, 1057 01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:12,783 that is of power, we want to pull off from the old lady! 1058 01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:16,747 I say, do we want to be content with so little?! I don't know... 1059 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:21,937 The objective is 100 million, 1,000 million, 10,000 million... 1060 01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:27,428 or do we want to take all from her... and share the money among us? 1061 01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,661 - All? - All father, all! 1062 01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:33,300 It would not be the first time it's happened, 1063 01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:37,025 the old prince Pignatelli, for example, 1064 01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:39,862 in his castle at Zagarolo, in a single night, 1065 01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:42,258 bet all his fabulous estate away. 1066 01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:44,619 In the end he bet his wife away too, 1067 01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:47,737 of whom he was madly in love. 1068 01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:50,741 At sunrise he uncorked a bottle of champagne 1069 01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:55,017 and shot himself in the head. - No, it's better you accept it, 1070 01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:58,665 with the money you won you'll buy a little flat 1071 01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:01,986 and pay off your debts. - Yeah and then we'll be worse off than before! 1072 01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:03,548 What are we gonna do? 1073 01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:06,860 I say, do we want to be content with so little money, 1074 01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:10,698 and give up on the old lady for ever, who's worth 2000 billion? 1075 01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:14,547 Resign ourselves to this miserable and dark life... 1076 01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:17,223 without the hope of seeing some light... 1077 01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:20,827 Friends... to fight is to live! 1078 01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:23,466 Resignation is like dying! 1079 01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:26,943 Don Robe'... 1080 01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:30,584 No offence, Professor. I did not understand what you just said. 1081 01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:31,863 What should we do? 1082 01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:35,425 Before the oldie takes all the money back, you'd better run! 1083 01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:37,306 I can hide you, in the presbytery. 1084 01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:38,984 Of course... 1085 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:42,778 he's right, let's run to the presbytery, for me 7 million is already too much. 1086 01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:44,864 What do you say Anto'? 1087 01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:47,705 Anto'? What you doing, crying? 1088 01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:50,860 What are we doing here? 1089 01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:55,264 I would need a brave man. - You need Righetto! 1090 01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:00,544 Who mentioned that name? 1091 01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:04,977 Dirty cowards! You've been whispering for years. 1092 01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:07,146 Can't you see I am changing colour? 1093 01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:09,663 My blood stops as I hear that name! 1094 01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:11,182 Who said it? 1095 01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:13,142 Is this a conspiracy? 1096 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:14,659 Come here! 1097 01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:18,060 Do you want a proof of my courage? - Yes! 1098 01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:19,584 Yes? 1099 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:23,257 All right... I am ready! 1100 01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:25,660 Let's go playing! Let's go! 1101 01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:28,748 Where are they going? - To bet on the flat. 1102 01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:31,377 Peppi', remember you are invincible! 1103 01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,699 Snatch her half billion! 1104 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:37,140 - Even a whole billion! - Let's go up to the villa! 1105 01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:43,461 Carme', your uncle Garibaldi is coming, he ran away from the rest house. 1106 01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:47,947 Gariba' have you gone crazy? What you do here? Go back to the rest house. 1107 01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:52,147 No, I ain't going back, because the nuns make us sing and do gym. 1108 01:09:52,320 --> 01:09:54,948 Don't complain, you've even got heating. 1109 01:09:55,120 --> 01:10:00,023 Who cares... Peppino has been promising me a hut for 8 years. 1110 01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,145 Hit her! - Peppino... 1111 01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:06,308 I am pregnant! - She has 12 children... 1112 01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:11,306 Do you like the hut? - I like it a lot... 1113 01:10:11,480 --> 01:10:13,186 Then let's unload... 1114 01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:43,826 Don't you feel well, madam? 1115 01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:47,988 No, no... I am really fine! 1116 01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:07,501 George... 1117 01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:10,184 But one million to start with, aren't you giving it to us? 1118 01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:13,028 - I don't know. - What are you saying, Peppino? 1119 01:11:14,440 --> 01:11:15,748 No, I meant... 1120 01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:19,140 One million to start with, aren't you giving it to us? 1121 01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:20,861 There is no need, you have your own money, right? 1122 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:22,864 Aaah. 1123 01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:27,668 I had a try... 1124 01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:30,902 I felt she wouldn't agree... - You felt it, eh? 1125 01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:33,025 How much do we want to bet per game? 1126 01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:34,539 What? 1127 01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:40,339 Let's do 10,000 lire, just to... - Let's do 2 million, OK? 1128 01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:41,942 - 2 million? - Yes! 1129 01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:45,581 Listen, it's 4 o'clock in the morning and we are all tired, 1130 01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:49,418 My proposal is to bet all the 7 million in a single game 1131 01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:51,340 and we can all go to bed, all right? 1132 01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:53,585 - I am on! - No, no, no. I am not! 1133 01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:56,060 - Pull out the money! - Noo. 1134 01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:58,459 - Pull out all the money! - All? 1135 01:11:58,640 --> 01:11:59,584 Yes, all! 1136 01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:05,021 - As you like, right? - Yes! 1137 01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:06,144 Here! 1138 01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:08,898 7 million in one game, but it is absurd. 1139 01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:10,906 I say so too, George. 1140 01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:13,663 Can one bet 7 million? Come on, please. 1141 01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:15,939 Let's bet 3... 2... 1142 01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:18,466 Make her happy, Peppino. 1143 01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:22,624 Hey! 1144 01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:30,378 There is no way, she won't give up, 1145 01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:32,346 she wants to take the flat away. 1146 01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:33,904 Well! 1147 01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:05,978 - What's the score? - 7 points madam and 15 Peppino. 1148 01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:08,697 Another 6 points and they bring back 14 million. 1149 01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:39,704 Scopa. 1150 01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:41,825 Peppi', don't be a bastard! 1151 01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:46,588 Scopa. - Scopa. 1152 01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:11,027 - Scopa. - 5 and 3, 8. Scopa. 1153 01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:24,627 Settebello is coming here, for Peppino all is clear! 1154 01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:28,741 It's 4 scopas, Anto'. - 15 and 6, 21. We won. 1155 01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:30,748 We won... 1156 01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:32,668 Are you upset? 1157 01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:38,425 George, give them the money. 1158 01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:42,097 It happens, don't pull a face, a game is a game. 1159 01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:02,262 Peppino... you don't want to leave, do you? 1160 01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:05,462 It's the end. You said it was the last game. 1161 01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:08,097 He is right, that's what we agreed on. 1162 01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:11,187 There is no need to remind me! 1163 01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:15,742 Peppino... don't you want to play another game? 1164 01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:17,700 I don't, madam. Let's go Anto'! 1165 01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:19,817 Where are you going? 1166 01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:23,658 - She is sick, she can't manage. - And you want to go home? 1167 01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:25,859 - Anto', it's 14 million. - That's not that much! 1168 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:30,379 Let's keep playing, madam. - Good on you, I'm really glad. 1169 01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:32,864 George, go and fetch 14 million! 1170 01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:40,737 I am really glad for you, Peppino. 1171 01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:45,265 Antonia claims that it's not much... 1172 01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:49,857 Madam, you are in no condition to play... 1173 01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:53,464 and as your doctor, I order you to stop, immediately. 1174 01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:55,380 I have already told you once, 1175 01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:59,587 nobody has ever dared to give me orders, not even as a little girl. 1176 01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:03,065 I beg you madam, give it up, I'm asking you... 1177 01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:07,706 You very well know that I never give up, come on, bring the money! 1178 01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:10,179 Here! 1179 01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:21,946 At least take these drops. 1180 01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,342 How boring. 1181 01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:33,227 Little bastard! 1182 01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:43,980 Lolanda, telephone! 1183 01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:56,342 Hello, who's speaking? 1184 01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:57,988 Ah, tell me. 1185 01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:05,106 Iola', aren't you feeling well? 1186 01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:06,867 No, where is the phone? 1187 01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:09,668 Hey, give me a cognac, lolanda is feeling sick. 1188 01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:13,783 Are you pregnant? 1189 01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:15,348 No, my brother... 1190 01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:19,065 Did he have an accident? - No, he won 28 million! 1191 01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:21,980 Wake up, come on, wake up! 1192 01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:25,067 Wake up and look at the money. - What happened? 1193 01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:27,743 I fainted, Anto'. - If we double up, it's 56! 1194 01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:31,583 56? Let's take this loot, Anto'. Let's run. 1195 01:17:31,920 --> 01:17:33,740 This oldie wants to see the end of us. 1196 01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:39,938 Madam, your blood pressure is too high, 1197 01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:42,145 I advise you to go to bed at once. 1198 01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:46,388 And I already told you that I want to play another game. 1199 01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:49,108 - Here, it is booming! - It's your head. 1200 01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:53,188 - Yeah. - I always tell you, leave your head at rest. 1201 01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:56,860 Do you remember last year you wanted to resume studying? 1202 01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:59,179 - There was an explosion! - Yes. 1203 01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:01,385 Madam, we have been playing... 1204 01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:05,626 for almost 24 hours, if you keep playing double up, 1205 01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:08,542 you will lose a fortune. - The property is mine! 1206 01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:12,102 If I want to, I can bet it all. 1207 01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:16,902 Anto', I look at you but I see you upside down, I see double. 1208 01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:19,617 Peppi' don't behave like this, I'm going to kick you in the ass! 1209 01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:22,382 - Calm down, don't reprimand me. - What kind of a man are you? 1210 01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:25,387 Go and get some more money! Go! 1211 01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:29,304 - Wake up, it's the right time for us! - What do we do? 1212 01:18:29,480 --> 01:18:31,744 - Remember what I told you. - Yes. 1213 01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:34,184 We start again? The chair... 1214 01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:35,824 Here. 1215 01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:39,144 What's the stake for this game? 1216 01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:41,180 28 million, madam. 1217 01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:46,823 If he wins, how much will Peppino bring back home? 1218 01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:50,305 - 56 million, madam. - I am glad. 1219 01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:52,307 56 million... 1220 01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:02,703 - How much? - 800, miss. - Keep the change. 1221 01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:07,257 Don Robe', it's me, how is the game going? 1222 01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:09,897 I don't know, they rang us up, let's see. 1223 01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:13,026 - Aunty! Aunty! - Who is it? Ah it's you, dear. 1224 01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:14,508 Hi Cleopatra. 1225 01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:18,426 - Is it for me? - No, for the Professor. 1226 01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:20,898 I'll talk, it's the same. Pasqualina? 1227 01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:22,786 It's Don Roberto, tell me. 1228 01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:29,787 Damn them! 1229 01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:35,828 They won 56 million and they are playing double up. They are mad! 1230 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,457 I have finished being a whore! 1231 01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:41,057 Hey, aunty is kissing the priest! 1232 01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:43,379 It's 112 million, 1233 01:19:43,640 --> 01:19:46,780 if they win the next game, it's 224! 1234 01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:49,060 What are we going to do with all this money? 1235 01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:52,663 We'll put put it in a bank and live like rich people. 1236 01:19:58,480 --> 01:19:59,583 Here. 1237 01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:01,783 Madam, what are you doing? 1238 01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:04,467 What... what have I done? 1239 01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:07,387 You have taken a 7 with a 5? 1240 01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:09,821 You cannot play like this, 1241 01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:12,945 perhaps you are a bit tired? Shouldn't you have a rest? 1242 01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:19,660 Thanks Antonia, in reality I feel slightly stunned, 1243 01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:21,827 I can't even see the cards. 1244 01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:25,260 Madam... at this stage you should give up! 1245 01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:29,702 In your conditions it is not a dishonour to give up, listen to me. 1246 01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:34,308 She is right; don't be ashamed, you must say if you feel sick. 1247 01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:37,019 We are ready to stop, aren't we? 1248 01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:40,061 That's what I'm saying too. Let's stop, let's go. 1249 01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:42,142 You see, madam, 1250 01:20:43,120 --> 01:20:45,259 I am very good at this game! 1251 01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:47,387 You are a bit stoned, 1252 01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:49,699 if we keep playing, it's like... 1253 01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:51,058 stealing her money. 1254 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:53,822 I see... 1255 01:20:55,480 --> 01:20:57,425 You are all against me! 1256 01:20:57,720 --> 01:20:59,824 No, you shouldn't say that, it's not true. 1257 01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:01,143 Indeed it is so. 1258 01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:05,544 All my life I've had enemies around me. 1259 01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:08,418 I have always been alone. 1260 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:19,140 Why do you say you are alone, madam? Antonia and I are here. 1261 01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:23,066 We are not going to abandon you. - It's true, you ought to believe it. 1262 01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:24,821 We are very fond of you. 1263 01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:29,744 Thanks. 1264 01:21:30,440 --> 01:21:31,384 Then, 1265 01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:34,657 if you really... are fond of me, 1266 01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:37,786 let's keep playing. 1267 01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:39,984 Then? 1268 01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:42,307 The game keeps going. 1269 01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:44,903 They are betting 224 million, 1270 01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:47,782 If they win, it's half a billion, precisely. 1271 01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:51,862 - No, it's 448 million. - You look at 50 million change. 1272 01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:55,663 If they win another game, it becomes one billion. 1273 01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:58,343 - Amazing! - Halt! I would stop here. 1274 01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:02,428 What do you do with a billion, if I was the tax officer, 1275 01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:03,862 I'd take 700 million from you. 1276 01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:05,985 - Who would you take it from? - From you. 1277 01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:09,988 I'd put them all in a suitcase and carry them to Switzerland. 1278 01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:12,105 What, do you think I have a clock around my neck? 1279 01:22:12,280 --> 01:22:15,465 Doubling up, as foreseen, is dragging the old lady 1280 01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:18,097 into a vortex, a scary spiral, 1281 01:22:18,280 --> 01:22:21,147 so much so that Peppino and Antonia, by the eleventh game, 1282 01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:23,026 will have won 19 billion. 1283 01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:26,664 If the oldie says: "Would you double up those 19 billion? ", 1284 01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:28,865 what is Peppino doing? - He is shitting himself! 1285 01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:32,097 It's all envy. 1286 01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:36,904 Why? If you were Peppino, what would you do? Wouldn't you try? 1287 01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:39,947 Remember, that the doubling up game is a trap. 1288 01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:41,064 Why? 1289 01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:44,220 Because the old lady owns assets worth 2000 billion, 1290 01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:46,743 and she can afford playing endlessly, 1291 01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:49,297 whilst if Peppino makes a mistake he is gone! 1292 01:23:11,720 --> 01:23:12,903 What are you doing, sleeping? 1293 01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:15,224 No. 1294 01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:22,668 It's the sun, it's warming me up. 1295 01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:25,347 Waiter? - Yes? 1296 01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:29,378 Can you shield the sun? It's on my head. Draw the curtain. - Of course. 1297 01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:31,744 Hey "sun"...we are betting 224 million. 1298 01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:33,057 Yes, I know, I know. 1299 01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:56,497 - Oh! - What? Yeah, yeah, scopa. 1300 01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:37,988 Yes, I tell them. 1301 01:24:38,520 --> 01:24:39,623 What happened? 1302 01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:43,467 Papa with the 7 of spades, has taken the "settebello", 1303 01:24:43,880 --> 01:24:48,021 mama made a scopa and the lady dropped onto the floor with her eyes crooked, 1304 01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:50,380 her heart wasn't beating any more. - And now? 1305 01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:52,340 Thank goodness, at last! 1306 01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:53,624 Is she dead? 1307 01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:57,224 No, but the doctor said her life is hanging by a thread. 1308 01:24:57,720 --> 01:24:59,142 - Cesari'! - What? 1309 01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:01,465 - Where are you going? - To uncle Osvaldo's, 1310 01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:03,739 thinking of the oldie's funeral! 1311 01:25:03,920 --> 01:25:05,706 Of course it's a long procedure: 1312 01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:08,747 Customs, a special international coffin, 1313 01:25:08,920 --> 01:25:10,182 but we are ready. 1314 01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:12,740 The carpenter has just arrived. 1315 01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:17,664 It's going to be a big ceremony with ambassadors, bankers, politicians. 1316 01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:21,464 It is a deal of quite a few million, there's money to be earned for everyone. 1317 01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:24,867 Listen, the corpse has to be moved to California, 1318 01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:27,065 by a specially rented aeroplane. 1319 01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:30,704 An escort is needed? Easy, I can go! 1320 01:25:30,920 --> 01:25:33,707 I cannot lose out on a trip to California all expenses paid, can I? 1321 01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:40,383 About time! You took your time to arrive, father! 1322 01:25:40,680 --> 01:25:43,057 - Am I still on time? - Yes, if you move! 1323 01:25:43,480 --> 01:25:44,504 Otherwise, she leaves! 1324 01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:46,182 Poor madam... 1325 01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:48,499 What are Peppino and Antonia going to do with the money? 1326 01:25:48,680 --> 01:25:51,740 They are still waiting for the old lady to make up her mind. 1327 01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:52,864 What do you want? 1328 01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:55,986 I have to measure up the corpse for the coffin. 1329 01:25:56,520 --> 01:25:59,899 You damned fool, she isn't dead yet, I am not going to let you in! 1330 01:26:08,480 --> 01:26:09,788 Is she in agony? 1331 01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:14,183 Peppino... is she Catholic? 1332 01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:15,824 She's a foreigner! 1333 01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:19,146 Yes father, she is Catholic, of strict observance. 1334 01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:08,900 Hey, is it possible that you are always around? 1335 01:27:09,160 --> 01:27:10,946 Do you want to take our own customers? 1336 01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:17,337 - No point in going up the stairs. - Why not? 1337 01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:21,704 Who are you? Who knows you? 1338 01:27:21,880 --> 01:27:24,257 Cesari', serious organization is needed here, 1339 01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:27,864 we are in touch with doctors, with priests, with domestic staff... 1340 01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:30,622 No need! This time there is no other way, 1341 01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:33,746 the funeral is ours, we are the waiter's friends. 1342 01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:41,502 Doctor? 1343 01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:47,586 There is a slight sign of recovery. 1344 01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:50,542 Madam, would you like to repent your sins? 1345 01:27:50,800 --> 01:27:52,381 Would you like to confess? 1346 01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:06,180 Would you like to confess? 1347 01:28:06,600 --> 01:28:12,061 I want to play cards! 1348 01:28:13,120 --> 01:28:14,223 What did she say? 1349 01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:19,745 She said... she wants to play cards... 1350 01:28:26,440 --> 01:28:27,862 It's your business now! 1351 01:28:29,520 --> 01:28:31,181 Damn her! 1352 01:28:50,320 --> 01:28:51,867 Here goes another one... 1353 01:29:07,960 --> 01:29:10,827 6 and 2, 8. Take it George. 1354 01:29:41,160 --> 01:29:42,787 Let me go! 1355 01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:46,259 My uncle has been around for 8 years to make her funeral, 1356 01:29:46,440 --> 01:29:49,147 now you want to snatch it away from us?! Now that she is dying! 1357 01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:54,307 Peppi', we are 20 all... 1358 01:29:58,080 --> 01:29:59,058 I know... 1359 01:29:59,760 --> 01:30:03,503 Good gracious... She gulped down 4 oxygen tanks, the little madam... 1360 01:30:12,040 --> 01:30:13,780 You've got only one card to throw. 1361 01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:28,262 Is this the one you wanted? 1362 01:30:31,120 --> 01:30:32,428 We are ruined! 1363 01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:35,458 - Anto', be kind. - I don't want to see you any more! 1364 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:40,664 - I accept I made a mistake! - Go away, I am not coming back home! 1365 01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:42,467 I wanna die! 1366 01:30:42,720 --> 01:30:43,903 I wanna die... 1367 01:30:48,400 --> 01:30:49,344 Anto'! 1368 01:30:50,200 --> 01:30:54,148 Come here! I wanna die too, with you. - Go away, go and die somewhere else! 1369 01:30:54,520 --> 01:30:56,897 You had two cards, you threw the wrong one! 1370 01:30:57,120 --> 01:30:59,224 Antonia! Dear! 1371 01:30:59,480 --> 01:31:00,617 Don't despair, 1372 01:31:00,920 --> 01:31:02,740 the oldie is leaving the day after tomorrow, 1373 01:31:02,920 --> 01:31:05,138 we still have tomorrow to play. 1374 01:31:05,320 --> 01:31:07,265 I wonder... maybe it's going to be the right time! 1375 01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:09,427 We'll take it all! 1376 01:31:09,680 --> 01:31:11,819 Anto'? - Go away! 1377 01:31:12,280 --> 01:31:14,987 You go home! - We can go on a trip, a cruise. 1378 01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:16,468 - Go away! - Come here! 1379 01:31:16,760 --> 01:31:19,661 Anto', it's not that bad! - Don't follow me! 1380 01:31:20,640 --> 01:31:23,746 - Give me some trust... - I am not playing with you any more! 1381 01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:26,224 Anto', think. It's not only my fault, 1382 01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:29,221 there must be a mysterious force working against us. 1383 01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:32,665 We've got the evil eye! We had the apartment, 1384 01:31:32,840 --> 01:31:36,662 the warehouse, the millions... If I think about it, I'll stab myself! 1385 01:31:36,880 --> 01:31:39,019 A stab... Hey? 1386 01:31:39,240 --> 01:31:40,343 Where are you going? 1387 01:31:40,560 --> 01:31:42,266 Do you drive by yourself, hey? 1388 01:31:43,480 --> 01:31:45,266 Jump in, are you afraid? 1389 01:31:45,880 --> 01:31:46,858 Come here! 1390 01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:47,984 Where are you going? 1391 01:31:48,360 --> 01:31:51,067 Bloody hell! Are you against me too? 1392 01:31:51,360 --> 01:31:53,260 Oh God! - Peppi'! 1393 01:31:54,920 --> 01:31:57,184 What happened to you? - I broke my head! 1394 01:31:57,360 --> 01:31:59,305 - Are you hurt? - What a hit... 1395 01:31:59,480 --> 01:32:01,619 - Are you... - Stay here, don't get scared, 1396 01:32:01,800 --> 01:32:03,188 I am not hurt. 1397 01:32:03,360 --> 01:32:05,385 Is it possible that everything goes wrong with you? 1398 01:32:05,560 --> 01:32:08,063 You forget to apply the hand brake too. - A coincidence, 1399 01:32:08,240 --> 01:32:10,947 we are even... it is OK, we are lucky! 1400 01:32:11,120 --> 01:32:13,259 I could get killed, you'd be a widow. 1401 01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:16,068 What a big mistake I made not marrying Richetto. 1402 01:32:19,240 --> 01:32:20,218 What did you say? 1403 01:32:21,080 --> 01:32:22,138 What did you say? 1404 01:32:23,480 --> 01:32:25,698 What a mistake I made not marrying Richetto. 1405 01:32:26,120 --> 01:32:28,065 Professor, 5000 - sign me in! 1406 01:32:28,360 --> 01:32:30,908 I sign nothing, if you don't bring the dough! 1407 01:32:31,160 --> 01:32:34,186 - Farullo Domenico, 3000. - Farullo Domenico, 3000! 1408 01:32:34,360 --> 01:32:36,464 3000? No, here we have to lift the bets, 1409 01:32:36,640 --> 01:32:39,507 a chance like this won't happen again! - Pull out the cash! 1410 01:32:39,680 --> 01:32:41,864 Pasquali', sign me in for a 1000 lire. 1411 01:32:42,040 --> 01:32:44,065 - Calm down, queue up! - 8000! 1412 01:32:44,680 --> 01:32:46,819 8000... Oooh, that's good! 1413 01:32:47,080 --> 01:32:48,820 8000... 1414 01:32:49,320 --> 01:32:51,265 Don Roberto is sending 20,000 lire. 1415 01:32:51,520 --> 01:32:54,546 Now the father is more confident, isn't he? 1416 01:32:55,200 --> 01:32:58,704 Don Roberto... - 20,000! - 20,000... 1417 01:33:00,280 --> 01:33:04,467 As far as I am concerned, I bet 15... - Well... 1418 01:33:04,800 --> 01:33:10,340 10, 11, 12, 1... 1419 01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:11,697 Let's do 12, OK! 1420 01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:14,707 Professor Armando Castellini... 12,000. 1421 01:33:14,880 --> 01:33:18,418 Let me through. Let me through. I can't stay standing up. 1422 01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:20,181 Let her through, she's pregnant. 1423 01:33:20,760 --> 01:33:22,341 8 for me and 2 for my husband. 1424 01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:25,182 Well, 10, you are a family! First name and family name. 1425 01:33:25,360 --> 01:33:29,945 - Carboni Liliana. - Mr. And Mrs. Carboni, 8 plus 2! 1426 01:33:38,240 --> 01:33:41,300 Here he is... Here is Richetto! 1427 01:33:57,880 --> 01:34:00,428 I gathered one million and 130,000 lire. 1428 01:34:02,320 --> 01:34:04,140 - Do you trust me? - Blindly. 1429 01:34:04,320 --> 01:34:06,823 We put together all our savings, 1430 01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:10,424 then we will divide the winnings democratically. 1431 01:34:10,600 --> 01:34:13,148 We have been waiting for this moment for years. 1432 01:34:13,400 --> 01:34:16,221 Let me kiss this holy hand that never misses. 1433 01:34:17,040 --> 01:34:20,419 You should know what this moment means for me. 1434 01:34:22,120 --> 01:34:23,144 Please, dear. 1435 01:34:27,320 --> 01:34:30,346 Richetto, bet all on the first game, got it? 1436 01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:34,218 Then keep doubling up. Be ruthless, don't give her respite! 1437 01:34:34,840 --> 01:34:38,025 You understand? We must destroy her! 1438 01:34:39,080 --> 01:34:40,900 Destroy her! 1439 01:34:45,640 --> 01:34:48,746 - Take it, I brought you an aspirin. - Have they left? 1440 01:34:48,920 --> 01:34:52,981 Go away, what aspirin?! Everybody knows I am not sick! 1441 01:34:53,520 --> 01:34:56,421 She's a coward... 1442 01:34:57,880 --> 01:35:00,667 A stab... - Drink anyway, it's good for you. 1443 01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:02,865 Go... hold on, Cleopa'. 1444 01:35:03,160 --> 01:35:06,584 Do you realize, do you realize what your mother did? 1445 01:35:07,760 --> 01:35:09,102 After so many years... 1446 01:35:09,920 --> 01:35:11,501 of happiness... 1447 01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:18,507 What a humiliation... 1448 01:35:19,280 --> 01:35:21,703 Such a humiliation for a man like me. 1449 01:35:22,120 --> 01:35:25,465 When I think that your mother is up there with him and they may even win... 1450 01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:26,698 those two... 1451 01:35:27,240 --> 01:35:28,184 Hey? 1452 01:35:29,200 --> 01:35:30,508 Cleopa', are you listening? 1453 01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:32,147 Yes, I am. 1454 01:35:32,320 --> 01:35:33,787 Then answer to your papa. 1455 01:35:34,720 --> 01:35:36,665 I would like, you see Cleopa'... 1456 01:35:37,160 --> 01:35:40,698 the old lady to give a lesson to both of them. 1457 01:35:41,400 --> 01:35:44,745 Your mother went up there with him, because she thinks she can win with him. 1458 01:35:44,920 --> 01:35:46,501 And I hope they lose! 1459 01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:49,706 They can't really lose, that's a professional card player. 1460 01:35:49,920 --> 01:35:52,377 No, that's a dirty one. Who told you that? 1461 01:35:52,600 --> 01:35:53,658 Everybody knows it. 1462 01:35:54,080 --> 01:35:55,024 What do they know? 1463 01:35:55,360 --> 01:35:57,464 Who said it? What are you talking about? 1464 01:35:58,240 --> 01:36:00,868 He said that they'll first win 10 million only, 1465 01:36:01,200 --> 01:36:02,940 just so as not to scare the oldie away, 1466 01:36:03,120 --> 01:36:05,862 then they'll lose 5 to give her some pride back, 1467 01:36:06,240 --> 01:36:08,902 then in the end they'll empty her safe. 1468 01:36:09,920 --> 01:36:10,864 Listen to this, 1469 01:36:11,360 --> 01:36:13,225 what a plot they've been planning?! 1470 01:36:13,480 --> 01:36:17,428 I wonder how long they've been plotting this betrayal in the darkness. 1471 01:36:20,160 --> 01:36:22,947 I can't use a thermometer, I am feeling fine! 1472 01:36:23,120 --> 01:36:24,337 What am I doing in bed? 1473 01:36:37,360 --> 01:36:39,544 What are you cooking Cleopa'? Fettuccine? 1474 01:36:39,720 --> 01:36:41,665 I am making a pie for the old lady. 1475 01:36:42,400 --> 01:36:43,537 She is leaving tomorrow. 1476 01:36:45,440 --> 01:36:47,101 You are too good, Cleopa'. 1477 01:36:50,240 --> 01:36:52,538 We are going to give the oldie some pudding too. 1478 01:36:54,240 --> 01:36:55,343 That's right. 1479 01:36:56,400 --> 01:36:57,503 Where are you going, papa? 1480 01:36:59,800 --> 01:37:01,301 Going for a little walk. 1481 01:37:02,920 --> 01:37:05,297 I cannot stay here, inside this house, 1482 01:37:05,760 --> 01:37:06,818 without your mother. 1483 01:38:10,800 --> 01:38:12,301 Pasquali'! - Who is it? 1484 01:38:13,320 --> 01:38:15,618 Pasquali', It's me Peppino. 1485 01:38:16,800 --> 01:38:17,778 How is it going? 1486 01:38:20,160 --> 01:38:21,422 Wonderful. 1487 01:38:22,240 --> 01:38:23,184 Yeah, right? 1488 01:38:23,360 --> 01:38:26,978 Every card Richetto puts down, Antonia can reply... 1489 01:38:27,160 --> 01:38:30,186 and the old lady grows pale. That pair is unbeatable. 1490 01:38:30,560 --> 01:38:31,504 Yeah? 1491 01:38:31,680 --> 01:38:34,228 It's 12 hours they have been playing double up. 1492 01:38:34,840 --> 01:38:36,785 They are going to empty her safe. 1493 01:38:37,200 --> 01:38:38,144 Yeah? 1494 01:38:38,320 --> 01:38:40,663 Hey, can I tell you something? 1495 01:38:42,560 --> 01:38:43,504 Yes. 1496 01:38:44,120 --> 01:38:45,382 Do you love Antonia? 1497 01:38:48,560 --> 01:38:49,504 Yes. 1498 01:38:49,680 --> 01:38:52,786 Then let her go; it's better that you stay away. 1499 01:38:53,360 --> 01:38:54,987 - Yes? - I have something to do. 1500 01:38:55,240 --> 01:38:56,184 Sorry. 1501 01:38:58,000 --> 01:38:58,944 Yeah, yeah. 1502 01:39:01,600 --> 01:39:02,578 Yeah, yeah. 1503 01:39:28,760 --> 01:39:29,704 Hello? 1504 01:39:29,960 --> 01:39:32,747 Straight away, yes. Professor, telephone. 1505 01:39:32,960 --> 01:39:33,904 Coming. 1506 01:39:37,960 --> 01:39:39,780 Hello, Pasqualina - tell me. 1507 01:39:39,960 --> 01:39:41,507 Yes, we've all been waiting. 1508 01:39:48,000 --> 01:39:51,470 Pardon my insane gesture. 1509 01:40:22,360 --> 01:40:24,624 Help! Save me! 1510 01:40:24,960 --> 01:40:27,099 Hurry up with the boat, hurry up you'll lose him! 1511 01:40:28,760 --> 01:40:29,943 Help! 1512 01:40:32,360 --> 01:40:33,384 Someone drowning. 1513 01:40:34,800 --> 01:40:35,744 Oh! 1514 01:40:36,800 --> 01:40:38,540 Who is it? - It's him! 1515 01:40:39,480 --> 01:40:42,620 - Who? - Richetto the cardsharp. 1516 01:40:43,160 --> 01:40:44,263 Richetto? 1517 01:40:44,840 --> 01:40:45,784 Oh God! 1518 01:40:46,640 --> 01:40:47,698 And Antonia? 1519 01:40:48,400 --> 01:40:49,947 Has she jumped in too? 1520 01:40:50,120 --> 01:40:52,827 How do I know, he's full of water, call the fire brigade. 1521 01:40:53,000 --> 01:40:55,264 What fire brigade? You need a doctor here. 1522 01:40:55,440 --> 01:40:57,579 Who can do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation? 1523 01:40:58,800 --> 01:41:00,267 Riche', wake up, wake up. 1524 01:41:01,440 --> 01:41:03,226 Move over! Is he still alive? 1525 01:41:03,400 --> 01:41:05,982 You dirty coward, where is Antonia? 1526 01:41:06,920 --> 01:41:08,945 What happened, why did you jump? 1527 01:41:09,120 --> 01:41:10,940 I lost half a billion! 1528 01:41:11,120 --> 01:41:14,260 The old lady has taken my car, my watch, my ring! 1529 01:41:14,440 --> 01:41:16,419 I lost everyone's money. 1530 01:41:16,600 --> 01:41:19,262 - I have ruined my reputation! - And Antonia? 1531 01:41:19,640 --> 01:41:22,017 To get back she lost 300,000 from her pocket. 1532 01:41:22,520 --> 01:41:23,464 Hers? 1533 01:41:24,000 --> 01:41:25,740 Who gave her 300,000 lire? 1534 01:41:26,440 --> 01:41:27,862 Antonia! 1535 01:41:34,720 --> 01:41:36,665 Oh God! Why this ambulance? 1536 01:41:36,840 --> 01:41:39,217 They have stabbed the Professor. 1537 01:41:39,560 --> 01:41:41,903 You wanted to play it all against me, didn't you? 1538 01:41:42,280 --> 01:41:44,942 If someone didn't stab him, I was going to do it. 1539 01:41:45,120 --> 01:41:46,985 The Professor has ruined us! 1540 01:41:47,880 --> 01:41:50,906 What a mess! Hey, has anyone seen Antonia? 1541 01:41:51,560 --> 01:41:52,948 Help me, Peppino! 1542 01:41:53,120 --> 01:41:55,418 It's your punishment for playing all the money! 1543 01:41:55,880 --> 01:41:57,268 Take it, I go back to walking the streets! 1544 01:41:57,440 --> 01:41:59,897 - Son, calm down! - Move off, father. 1545 01:42:00,080 --> 01:42:03,345 Mam, no point to defend him, he bet 30,000 lire. 1546 01:42:03,680 --> 01:42:05,625 What are you all thinking about? 1547 01:42:07,720 --> 01:42:10,143 Amilcare, if you don't help me, I am ruined. 1548 01:42:12,480 --> 01:42:14,857 - No Antonia, let me go. - Wait! 1549 01:42:15,040 --> 01:42:17,668 I cannot trust you, I must talk to Peppino. 1550 01:42:17,840 --> 01:42:19,865 No, Peppino must know nothing. 1551 01:42:20,560 --> 01:42:21,584 Antonia! 1552 01:42:21,840 --> 01:42:22,784 Oh God! 1553 01:42:22,960 --> 01:42:24,177 Dirty coward! 1554 01:42:24,920 --> 01:42:27,662 Let me catch you - I'm going to kill you! 1555 01:42:28,320 --> 01:42:30,868 Give me a gun, I want to become a widower! 1556 01:42:31,600 --> 01:42:33,465 I want to end up in the newspapers! 1557 01:42:33,640 --> 01:42:34,664 Help! 1558 01:42:35,600 --> 01:42:38,865 Let me go, let me go, you dirty swines! 1559 01:42:39,400 --> 01:42:41,584 You are all plotting against me! 1560 01:42:42,080 --> 01:42:44,457 What do you want? You are a priest, I kiss your hand, 1561 01:42:44,680 --> 01:42:46,102 but you mind your own business! 1562 01:42:50,520 --> 01:42:52,306 Oh, he's gonna strangle her! 1563 01:42:52,480 --> 01:42:53,947 Yes, I want to strangle you. 1564 01:42:54,120 --> 01:42:55,508 You heartless mother! 1565 01:42:55,680 --> 01:42:57,705 You better take her away from me. 1566 01:42:57,880 --> 01:43:00,542 Can you see what I am reduced to because of this wicked woman? 1567 01:43:01,240 --> 01:43:02,946 I have been suffering for years! 1568 01:43:03,480 --> 01:43:05,266 You have been harassing me for years! 1569 01:43:05,760 --> 01:43:07,227 It was enough, wasn't it? 1570 01:43:07,400 --> 01:43:10,506 You ought to have the satisfaction of playing with Richetto, oughtn't you? 1571 01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:14,901 Are you convinced now that he's more of a bastard than me? 1572 01:43:15,240 --> 01:43:17,822 Have you understood now that I am the best? 1573 01:43:18,400 --> 01:43:21,380 Who is the best? I am the best! 1574 01:43:21,640 --> 01:43:23,505 You are Peppi' and I beg your pardon. 1575 01:43:23,960 --> 01:43:26,337 I beg your pardon... - Ah, you beg my pardon? 1576 01:43:27,520 --> 01:43:31,217 Then do you admit in front of everybody that you made a mistake? 1577 01:43:31,520 --> 01:43:33,226 Yes, yes, I made a mistake. 1578 01:43:33,520 --> 01:43:34,942 And I love you so much. 1579 01:43:35,600 --> 01:43:36,658 Me too, 1580 01:43:37,080 --> 01:43:38,388 I love you very much. 1581 01:43:38,560 --> 01:43:41,188 - Don't cry. - Who cares about riches, 1582 01:43:41,360 --> 01:43:42,782 as long as there is love. 1583 01:43:43,080 --> 01:43:46,106 Peppi', don't cry, let's think about the most important thing: 1584 01:43:46,280 --> 01:43:47,747 Today madam is leaving. 1585 01:43:48,200 --> 01:43:49,827 - Madam is leaving? - Yes. 1586 01:43:50,000 --> 01:43:51,058 Aren't we going to say good-bye? 1587 01:43:51,240 --> 01:43:54,061 Yes, but if we don't bring her the 300,000 that I lost, 1588 01:43:54,240 --> 01:43:56,583 next year she won't play with us. 1589 01:43:56,760 --> 01:43:59,706 What can we do, my love? Who on earth has 300,000 lire? 1590 01:44:00,920 --> 01:44:02,785 - He! - He who? 1591 01:44:03,280 --> 01:44:04,383 Amilcare. 1592 01:44:04,640 --> 01:44:06,460 Amilcare the Shark? - Yes. 1593 01:44:06,640 --> 01:44:08,028 Listen, Shark. 1594 01:44:08,200 --> 01:44:11,067 I've brought 300,000 lire, but what security are you giving me? 1595 01:44:11,240 --> 01:44:12,264 The hut, what else? 1596 01:44:12,440 --> 01:44:14,544 What are you talking about, are we selling our hut? 1597 01:44:14,720 --> 01:44:17,382 Peppi', listen to me, let's go to the airport, 1598 01:44:17,560 --> 01:44:20,540 show her the money, as she never takes it, 1599 01:44:20,720 --> 01:44:22,620 we do right and return home. 1600 01:44:22,800 --> 01:44:24,700 You are right; it's a good idea. 1601 01:44:25,040 --> 01:44:27,702 If the old lady takes the money, what are you going to give me? 1602 01:44:27,880 --> 01:44:30,701 What are you talking about? We know madam well. 1603 01:44:30,880 --> 01:44:32,666 She has never wanted our money. 1604 01:44:32,840 --> 01:44:34,307 That's why we'll take it to her! 1605 01:44:34,720 --> 01:44:37,302 Come here, I'll sign a mortgage on the house. 1606 01:44:39,480 --> 01:44:40,424 Hurry up! 1607 01:44:42,400 --> 01:44:43,708 Come on, let's go! 1608 01:44:44,680 --> 01:44:46,102 There she is, madam. 1609 01:44:49,400 --> 01:44:50,344 Can you see her? 1610 01:44:50,520 --> 01:44:52,147 Papa, the one in the wheelchair? 1611 01:44:52,320 --> 01:44:54,868 Quiet, don't be rude. Madam? George? 1612 01:44:56,040 --> 01:44:57,860 We are here. - Good morning. 1613 01:44:58,040 --> 01:44:59,064 Oh, Peppino. 1614 01:45:01,800 --> 01:45:02,858 My dear friends. 1615 01:45:03,040 --> 01:45:05,144 Can I introduce my children? 1616 01:45:05,400 --> 01:45:07,379 How delighted I am! 1617 01:45:07,640 --> 01:45:10,620 What nice children! I almost gave up on you. 1618 01:45:10,840 --> 01:45:12,944 No madam, we are poor but honest. 1619 01:45:13,120 --> 01:45:14,701 Give her the money, Peppi'. - Yes. 1620 01:45:14,880 --> 01:45:17,303 See, we are here to do our duty. 1621 01:45:17,480 --> 01:45:18,424 Thank you. 1622 01:45:18,600 --> 01:45:19,908 George, what are you doing? 1623 01:45:22,640 --> 01:45:24,540 No, I don't want this money. 1624 01:45:24,720 --> 01:45:27,382 No madam, don't do this, we'll take offence. 1625 01:45:28,200 --> 01:45:30,577 So we are going to bet with this money. 1626 01:45:32,680 --> 01:45:34,341 How, I haven't got any cards. 1627 01:45:34,520 --> 01:45:38,104 Dear, I never travel without a pack of cards in my purse. 1628 01:45:38,880 --> 01:45:40,381 She has got cards... 1629 01:45:41,360 --> 01:45:42,304 Thanks. 1630 01:45:44,120 --> 01:45:46,224 The highest card wins! 1631 01:45:46,880 --> 01:45:47,824 Yes. 1632 01:45:52,760 --> 01:45:55,866 That's it! Madam, it is tough for you, I've got a queen. 1633 01:45:56,040 --> 01:45:57,223 The hut is safe. 1634 01:45:58,240 --> 01:45:59,582 A queen. 1635 01:46:02,200 --> 01:46:03,258 - I have a king! - A king? 1636 01:46:03,800 --> 01:46:05,586 - I won. - Good-bye hut. 1637 01:46:05,760 --> 01:46:06,738 Good-bye... 1638 01:46:06,920 --> 01:46:07,978 I am sorry. 1639 01:46:10,080 --> 01:46:11,707 Thanks. - To you, madam. 1640 01:46:11,880 --> 01:46:13,541 What is right, is right. 1641 01:46:13,720 --> 01:46:16,700 I am convinced that next year you will be luckier. 1642 01:46:17,040 --> 01:46:19,622 Good-bye! Bye, kids. 1643 01:46:19,920 --> 01:46:20,944 Madam? 1644 01:46:21,920 --> 01:46:24,707 Here are some flowers I brought for you. 1645 01:46:25,680 --> 01:46:26,783 You are kind. 1646 01:46:28,040 --> 01:46:31,100 And this is a pie I made with my own two hands. 1647 01:46:32,280 --> 01:46:34,066 You will be eating it during your trip. 1648 01:46:36,920 --> 01:46:38,057 Thank you. 1649 01:46:39,120 --> 01:46:40,940 You have beautiful eyes... 1650 01:46:46,320 --> 01:46:47,537 but strange. 1651 01:46:52,320 --> 01:46:55,187 Good morning, madam. Can I have your tickets? 1652 01:47:18,640 --> 01:47:21,268 Cleopa', how much poison have you used, 1653 01:47:21,440 --> 01:47:23,817 in the pie you gave the old lady? 1654 01:47:24,000 --> 01:47:25,706 A whole can. 1655 01:47:26,120 --> 01:47:29,305 Let's hope she can't smell it, when she eats it. 1656 01:47:29,520 --> 01:47:32,705 If rats can't smell it, not even the lady can! 1657 01:47:33,305 --> 01:47:39,669 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/57f9a Help other users to choose the best subtitles 128589