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Why are you smelling my drink?
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Got to tell you, love being pregnant,
getting real sick of water.
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Know what I read today?
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Raising a kid in New York costs
twice the national average.
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Wow.
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Well, hey, on the bright side,
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at least it always smells like pee here.
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New York's expensive.
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My haircut today cost $40 for this!
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I think they...
they took too much off the top.
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I hear you, guys.
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It is so hard to stay
afloat in this town.
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That'll be $90 for the drinks.
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Apparently, raising a kid in
New York costs $30,000 a year.
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So, from birth to adulthood,
that is half a million dollars.
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Then college on top of that.
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Huh.
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Wow, so having a kid is kind of like
a life sentence type of deal, huh?
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That was cute; you both looked
incredibly terrified at the same time.
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Well, hey, look, maybe it'll
get a scholarship, you know?
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Leslie's smart.
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- What about me?
- You married someone smart.
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Oh, we find out on Friday
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- if we're having a boy or a girl.
- Oh.
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Oh, honey, I got to tell you, you know,
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from the first time you
told me you were pregnant,
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I always really felt like it was a boy.
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Yeah, you also really felt
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that Justin Timberlake was
the weakest member of NSYNC.
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Well...
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when he was with Britney, he was.
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I am telling you, honey, it is a girl.
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She's putting in nine months,
you put in two minutes.
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If she says it's a girl, it's a girl.
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Morning, Cheryl.
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Have you seen Ms. Meadows?
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She got here at 8:52,
had a cup of coffee and did time sheets,
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had a second cup of coffee,
went to the bathroom.
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Second cup of coffee probably
played a hand in that.
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Where is she now?
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I don't know, Chip. I'm not her keeper.
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She's been in her office all morning
talking to Mitch from corporate.
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Probably more cost-cutting.
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I hope it's not cost cutting,
'cause I'm about to ask Meadows
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for that raise she promised
when I started my Bible column.
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Hey, Curry, right?
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- Yeah.
- Great work on your Bible column.
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It's the only thing doing well for us.
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- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.
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Oh, uh, you guys are great, too.
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All the crap you write is...
really solid.
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Carol.
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Vonce.
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Vonce? That's not my name.
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That's not even a name.
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Ms. Meadows.
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I wanted to talk to you about
that raise you promised.
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I'd love to help you, but I can't.
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Ms. Meadows, you gave me your word.
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Chip, I can't help you
because I just got fired.
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What?
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Are you serious?
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They need to cut costs.
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My 25 years with the company makes
me a lot pricier than all of you.
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They'll just get some
kid out of Syracuse
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to do my job for half the money.
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No!
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Cheryl!
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Dramatically swipe
everything off your own desk!
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Anyway,
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Mitch will be interviewing
for my replacement all week,
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so, uh... yeah.
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I can't believe this.
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You're a legend. You're like my mom.
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My mean, white mom.
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Let's not get mushy.
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Man, I could really use a drink.
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Really? And I'm the one being fired?
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$500 sunglasses,
and I'm leaving 'em every place I go.
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I should buy an expensive pair
so I actually care about 'em.
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Yeah, being rich is tough.
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Hey, Mitch,
just real quick before you go.
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Listen, I really think you're
making a huge mistake here.
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You know, me living my life by
the Bible was my decision, yes,
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but I never would've thought
to turn it into a column
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if it wasn't for Ms. Meadows.
She's got great instincts.
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Oh, yeah? Cool.
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She can use those instincts
to find another job.
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With time, you're gonna find this funny.
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She really cares, though, Mitch.
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She pushes us.
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Sometimes literally.
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She's the heart of this place.
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Sorry, Vonce.
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I was just straight-up
not listening to you.
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Ah, don't worry, fam.
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We're gonna get somebody
real nice up in here.
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I don't want somebody real nice.
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I want Ms. Meadows!
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25 years, and they just dump Ms.
Meadows?
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What is happening to America?
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You know, there's-there's no
more middle class anymore.
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That is just gone.
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The rich get richer,
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and I don't know how I'm
gonna afford my damn kid.
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Oh, don't worry, though.
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Old Man Government's got
a nice tax cut for you.
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Yeah. Too bad it's a complete lie.
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Oh, and don't get me
started on net neutrality.
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I mean, I don't know what it means,
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but I am fired up!
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Chip, pick a rant, buddy.
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You have every right to be angry.
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It's a dark time. Lots
of people are angry.
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Can't believe they fired Ms. Meadows,
you know?
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She-she is her job.
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I can't bear the thought of
her sitting in some park,
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like, ordering ducks to
get to work on time.
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So, in your mind,
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she goes insane, like, day one?
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I just feel powerless, you know?
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What can the little guy do?
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Well, there are many Bible
verses that might apply here,
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but I keep going back to the
story of David and Goliath.
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Ooh, good one, Gene!
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Why, that's the perfect example, Chip.
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You're David.
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You're weak, you're small, you're, uh...
unimpressive.
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I got it.
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You're petulant, um, somewhat primitive.
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- You smell.
- I got it!
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And this corporate stooge is Goliath.
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Now, the odds are very much against you,
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but the little guy can
make a difference.
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How? The Goliaths have all the power.
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Have you even read the story?
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Murder his ass.
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No.
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No, no.
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David beat Goliath 'cause he was
great with a slingshot, right?
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Well, everyone has their slingshot,
their special skill.
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Martin Luther King's
slingshot was his speeches.
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Taylor Swift's slingshot is her songs.
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? Hey there, Mister Cute Boy ?
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? Ya got to stop being
so, uh, mean to me. ?
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Or whatever. I... You know.
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I'm not familiar with her music,
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so I should have picked someone else.
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Well, hey, look, that's cool for them,
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but I-I don't know what my slingshot is.
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It's your writing, Jughead! Damn!
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He never gets it!
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Now, guys, this is just a rough draft,
okay, so go easy on me,
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but I really think that it articulates
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how I feel about Meadows being fired.
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I am loving it, babe.
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"What's happening at this paper
is happening in every industry.
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"The modern Goliaths
squeeze out the Davids
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in pursuit of the almighty..."
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Whoa. Strong language.
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Oh, no. It's supposed to say "buck."
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The almighty buck.
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"We are all Davids. We all feel small.
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But our power comes when we unite
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and stand up against the Goliaths."
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Damn straight. It's awesome, Chip.
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My cousin Goliath is not
gonna like this article.
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There's no chance corporate's
gonna publish this.
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It makes them sound like monsters,
especially the line,
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"These monsters are monstrous monsters."
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Look, this is exactly why
I asked you guys to come over here,
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because I need you to
help me sneak this article
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into tomorrow's paper.
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Huh? Now, it might not fix anything,
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but at least we'll have taken a stand.
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Ah, you're saying you
want us Davids to unite?
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Whoa! You guys, that is so weird!
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This is just like what it
says in Chip's article.
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Yes. It's perfect.
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We're gonna use their own
newspaper to take 'em down.
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Honey, I know that your heart
is in the right place,
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but you could lose your job.
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Me and this half-a-million-dollar baby
need you to have a job.
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Look, honey, without Meadows,
there won't even be a paper in a year,
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and then none of us will have jobs.
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And the article is
anonymous, by the way.
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Nobody's gonna know that I wrote it.
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It says, "Written by Chip Curry."
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Again, it's a rough draft.
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Now, look, I'm gonna upload
the article onto a flash drive,
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but then we'll need to transfer
it to Meadows' computer
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after Mitch signs off
on tomorrow's edition and heads home.
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But before midnight,
which is when the printing begins.
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That's when we can hack
into the mainframe.
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When you say "hack into the mainframe,"
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you just mean get on
Meadows' computer, right?
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So, where are you gonna
put it in the paper?
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Oh, I'm thinking big, you know.
Front page.
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Are you okay with this?
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I trust you, and honestly,
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this whole criminal hero thing is...
is kind of sexy.
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Hmm. Thank you, Leslie,
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but can anyone just see me as a person?
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All right, come on, Davids.
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Let's bring it in.
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Come on.
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Let's slay this Goliath.
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All right? Ready?
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One, two...
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Why would we go on two?
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Come on, come on.
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Got to be quick, okay?
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Luckily, the security
guard's distracted,
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thanks to Cheryl's brilliant idea
to pull that fire alarm on 18.
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Oh, I didn't pull the alarm.
I actually set a fire.
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What? Why would you do that?
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Don't worry. It's contained, Mom.
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Okay, Team David. Masks on.
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- There could be cameras up there.
- Right.
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There's no eye holes, Cheryl.
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These are just hats.
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Ugh. I'm going upstairs.
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You can't just go upstairs, hotshot.
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What if you activate the lasers?
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Cheryl, this place doesn't
even have paper towels.
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I highly doubt there's lasers.
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Ah, how are you gonna
get into her office?
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Open the door?
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Oh, then I suppose you're
just gonna walk in?
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Yes.
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I know we'll get into huge trouble
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if we get caught in here,
but somehow this is the least scared
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I've ever been walking
into Meadows' office.
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All right, come on.
Where the hell is Cheryl?
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She's supposed to guess the password.
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Okay. Let's start with
the most obvious guess.
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C-H-E-R-Y-L.
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Huh, nothing.
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Kinda reeling here.
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Cheryl-one.
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Nope.
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Cheryl-two.
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It's not Cheryl!
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- Security's coming!
- Shoot.
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Should I start another fire?
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How would that help?
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Wait a minute.
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What's on this Post-it?
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Looks like a password to me.
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Yes! It worked.
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We're in. Okay.
252
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,410
Let's celebrate quickly and quietly.
253
00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:35,623
I can't believe we got
it on the front page.
254
00:12:36,007 --> 00:12:37,024
Anybody see Mitch?
255
00:12:37,026 --> 00:12:38,976
No, no. Oh, man.
256
00:12:39,491 --> 00:12:41,422
I would've loved to have seen
his face when he read it, huh?
257
00:12:41,446 --> 00:12:44,481
He's gonna probably
be pretty mad, right?
258
00:12:45,359 --> 00:12:47,199
You don't think we made
a huge mistake, do you?
259
00:12:47,452 --> 00:12:49,208
I mean, should I go buy
up all the copies?
260
00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:50,633
I'm gonna go buy up all the copies.
261
00:12:51,490 --> 00:12:52,640
Who did it?
262
00:12:52,865 --> 00:12:54,930
The fire on the 18th floor? What fire?
263
00:12:56,922 --> 00:12:58,112
Who wrote the article?
264
00:12:58,555 --> 00:13:00,421
It's trending all over social media.
265
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,086
Somebody tweeted out
my cell phone number.
266
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:05,380
People are protesting outside
our corporate headquarters.
267
00:13:05,434 --> 00:13:06,554
They are?
268
00:13:06,763 --> 00:13:08,152
That is terrible.
269
00:13:09,582 --> 00:13:11,158
And none of you know who wrote it.
270
00:13:13,048 --> 00:13:14,056
Wait a minute.
271
00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:16,431
You're Mr. Bible, so you can't lie.
272
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,073
God doesn't like a liar, does he?
273
00:13:22,248 --> 00:13:24,099
No, sir, he doesn't.
274
00:13:25,357 --> 00:13:28,552
Then tell me, honestly,
who wrote the article?
275
00:13:31,126 --> 00:13:32,613
- Me.
- You're fired.
276
00:13:32,794 --> 00:13:34,026
You can't fire him.
277
00:13:34,051 --> 00:13:35,337
- Yeah, he can.
- Oh, right.
278
00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:39,800
You're really gonna fire me?
279
00:13:39,825 --> 00:13:42,056
I mean, do you even care that
I have a baby on the way?
280
00:13:42,058 --> 00:13:45,269
No.
281
00:13:45,739 --> 00:13:46,894
I'm just gonna call my boss
282
00:13:46,896 --> 00:13:50,297
and tell him Anonymous is a-gone-ymous.
283
00:13:52,602 --> 00:13:53,703
Hi, Dad.
284
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,976
I got him. It's Curry.
285
00:13:57,664 --> 00:13:59,377
Yeah, the Bible guy.
286
00:13:59,877 --> 00:14:02,291
Looks like Mr. Anonymous is a...
287
00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:04,235
What's that?
288
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:10,435
Oh, come on!
289
00:14:12,455 --> 00:14:13,573
But I just took care of it.
290
00:14:13,598 --> 00:14:16,182
You know how that's gonna
make me look? Fine.
291
00:14:16,525 --> 00:14:17,963
Fine-uh!
292
00:14:19,822 --> 00:14:20,846
Love you.
293
00:14:22,322 --> 00:14:23,657
Please say it back.
294
00:14:27,488 --> 00:14:30,204
Well, I've made a decision.
295
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,843
Us higher-ups don't want to deal
with any more bad press, so...
296
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,444
you can keep your job.
297
00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:39,726
Hmm.
298
00:14:41,039 --> 00:14:42,106
Oh, wait.
299
00:14:42,599 --> 00:14:43,636
You fired me.
300
00:14:44,576 --> 00:14:46,725
- Uh, yeah, I did.
- Right.
301
00:14:46,856 --> 00:14:49,992
Which means that my
contract is null and void.
302
00:14:50,593 --> 00:14:53,640
I'm a free agent with a
hot column under my belt.
303
00:14:53,898 --> 00:14:55,842
I mean, maybe I don't
want to keep my job here.
304
00:14:56,232 --> 00:14:58,232
Ah, funny you should bring that up.
305
00:14:58,234 --> 00:15:00,467
'Cause I, me, Mitch,
306
00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:04,672
also decided that Dad will give
you a small raise if you stay.
307
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,120
Oh.
308
00:15:06,651 --> 00:15:08,392
Hmm. That's tempting.
309
00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:11,117
But I am a package
deal with Ms. Meadows.
310
00:15:11,142 --> 00:15:12,513
Ah, she's back, too!
311
00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:15,182
Isn't that great?
312
00:15:16,285 --> 00:15:19,648
Ah, I can't wait till
they shut this dump down.
313
00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:20,843
Ugh.
314
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,370
Bye-bye, Goliath.
315
00:15:22,773 --> 00:15:25,225
We did it, Davids!
316
00:15:25,227 --> 00:15:27,235
- Yeah.
- Yes!
317
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,835
Ms. Meadows! Speech!
318
00:15:36,374 --> 00:15:37,738
- Yes. Yes!
- Speech!
319
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:40,419
- Speech! Speech!
- Yes, come on.
320
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:42,270
All right!
321
00:15:45,713 --> 00:15:49,750
I know this is a big night
because Cheryl's wearing makeup.
322
00:15:53,137 --> 00:15:57,958
And you guys having my back
after what a tough ol' beeyotch
323
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,881
I've been to all of you, it...
324
00:16:00,967 --> 00:16:02,240
it's really something.
325
00:16:03,217 --> 00:16:04,327
It means a lot.
326
00:16:06,116 --> 00:16:07,608
It means everything.
327
00:16:09,795 --> 00:16:11,328
That's it. Thank you.
328
00:16:11,798 --> 00:16:14,065
Yay!
329
00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:18,420
Does this mean you're gonna stop being
a tough ol' beeyotch to us?
330
00:16:18,614 --> 00:16:20,609
What'd you just call me, butthead?
331
00:16:22,451 --> 00:16:24,284
My mean white mom is back!
332
00:16:26,693 --> 00:16:28,989
Geez, Cheryl, I didn't die.
333
00:16:29,677 --> 00:16:31,421
This is why I don't wear makeup.
334
00:16:35,169 --> 00:16:36,196
Oh, thanks.
335
00:16:36,315 --> 00:16:38,148
As someone who can see your face,
336
00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:39,887
you're gonna need the whole box.
337
00:16:44,469 --> 00:16:47,941
Hey. I knew right away it was
you who wrote that article.
338
00:16:48,687 --> 00:16:50,390
Oh, yeah? How'd you know that?
339
00:16:51,054 --> 00:16:52,757
David and Goliath?
340
00:16:53,484 --> 00:16:56,316
You're the only one who writes
about the Bible, dumbass.
341
00:16:58,921 --> 00:17:02,744
Also, the writing was really lovely.
342
00:17:03,627 --> 00:17:05,492
I mean, these guys are good,
but they're not that good.
343
00:17:07,683 --> 00:17:08,923
I can hear you.
344
00:17:11,672 --> 00:17:14,219
How was your baby appointment?
You guys find out what you're having?
345
00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:15,852
Oh, well, I got there too late
346
00:17:15,877 --> 00:17:18,808
'cause I was using my, uh, slingshot.
347
00:17:19,368 --> 00:17:21,072
And by slingshot, of
course, I mean the...
348
00:17:21,097 --> 00:17:22,246
Boy or girl?
349
00:17:23,718 --> 00:17:25,251
I didn't want to look without Chip,
350
00:17:25,276 --> 00:17:27,284
so they put the ultrasound
in this envelope.
351
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,553
And now that we're here,
352
00:17:29,836 --> 00:17:32,904
and surrounded by
friends, let's find out.
353
00:17:33,374 --> 00:17:35,092
Really?
354
00:17:35,507 --> 00:17:38,262
H-Holy cow. Okay.
355
00:17:39,270 --> 00:17:40,795
I love you.
356
00:17:41,121 --> 00:17:43,130
I love you so much.
357
00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:48,662
Okay. Uh, excuse me, friends.
358
00:17:48,687 --> 00:17:50,971
Can I have your attention
for just a second, please?
359
00:17:51,534 --> 00:17:53,033
Leslie and I are about to find out
360
00:17:53,058 --> 00:17:54,603
whether we are having a boy,
361
00:17:54,628 --> 00:17:56,361
which we most definitely are, or...
362
00:17:56,386 --> 00:17:59,446
Or a girl, which we most definitely are.
363
00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:03,767
Uh, Gene, you know what?
364
00:18:05,993 --> 00:18:08,727
Your guidance has been getting
me ready to be a dad, you know?
365
00:18:09,197 --> 00:18:11,992
So, uh, would you?
366
00:18:14,363 --> 00:18:15,831
- Really?
- Yeah.
367
00:18:17,339 --> 00:18:18,716
I'd be honored.
368
00:18:21,043 --> 00:18:23,116
Guess I'll just stand here
and do nothing, then.
369
00:18:26,952 --> 00:18:29,343
Oh... my gosh.
370
00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:32,746
You're gonna be really happy here, Chip.
371
00:18:33,639 --> 00:18:35,915
It's a boy!
372
00:18:36,271 --> 00:18:38,852
Yeah! We're having a son!
373
00:18:43,098 --> 00:18:44,864
Wait. Uh...
374
00:18:45,109 --> 00:18:47,937
Oh, Gil, come on. I know you're mad
I let Gene read the thing,
375
00:18:47,962 --> 00:18:49,093
- but come on.
- No!
376
00:18:52,001 --> 00:18:53,180
It's a boy...
377
00:18:54,072 --> 00:18:55,079
and, uh...
378
00:18:56,356 --> 00:18:57,447
it's a girl.
379
00:18:59,113 --> 00:19:00,242
You're having twins.
380
00:19:12,259 --> 00:19:14,326
Oh!
381
00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:15,973
We're gonna be broke forever!
382
00:19:22,874 --> 00:19:25,805
Thanks to your Bible journey,
you are ready to be a dad.
383
00:19:26,144 --> 00:19:28,288
Uh, no, I am not.
384
00:19:28,492 --> 00:19:30,818
I-I was only preparing for one baby.
385
00:19:30,843 --> 00:19:33,567
We're gonna have two babies.
That means I got to double down
386
00:19:33,592 --> 00:19:35,625
on the Bible thing,
baby, for the babies!
387
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,020
No. No.
388
00:19:38,022 --> 00:19:39,986
- No, no, no.
- Yes, yes, yes!
389
00:19:42,536 --> 00:19:45,795
You guys ready for
twice as much me, huh?
390
00:19:46,598 --> 00:19:48,826
Twice the questions.
391
00:19:48,948 --> 00:19:50,852
Twice the confessions.
392
00:19:52,203 --> 00:19:54,735
Twice the pop-ins. Huh?
393
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,790
This is gonna be great!
394
00:20:00,778 --> 00:20:02,613
Oh.
395
00:20:04,199 --> 00:20:05,213
That's cute.
396
00:20:05,606 --> 00:20:08,277
You both look equally
terrified at the same time.
397
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,661
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