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My name is Chip. Life's been
knocking me on my butt lately.
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My best friend died out of nowhere.
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Oh, I'm really gonna miss you, Ray.
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- And my wife, well...
- Your girl's pregnant.
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I hadn't opened a Bible in 20 years,
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but it's helped so many,
and I needed help.
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I've decided to live my
life 100% by the Bible.
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To the letter.
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I get that reaction a lot.
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But with the help of my God Squad,
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I'm becoming a better man,
one verse at a time.
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I am living biblically.
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Morning.
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Enjoying that nice, hot mug of coffee?
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Cheryl, did you call security
because I used your mug?
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What else was I supposed to do?
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I don't know, say, "Hey, Chip,
you know that promotional mug
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from the company that
repairs our copier?
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I weirdly consider it
my personal property."
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Wash the lady's mug, Chip.
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With soap. Not one of those
half-assed rinse-offs
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your generation loves so much.
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We're from the same generation, Cheryl.
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Different planets, but
the same generation.
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Oh, what planet are you from?
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Okay, everybody. It's that time of year,
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when the staff of the Arrow
takes on a charity project.
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And I'm not talking about
Cheryl's wardrobe.
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You're not happy when I wear clothes,
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you're not happy when
I don't wear clothes.
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So, once again, we are
going to Six Flags
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and we're gonna raise money
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with Koaster Rides 4 Kidz.
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Yeah, we are!
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It's coaster time!
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Click, click, click,
click, click, click.
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OH, NO, NO... Oh!
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Well, nobody sit behind me,
I plan on throwing up a lot.
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Click, click, click,
click, click, click.
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Oh, this is great. This is exactly
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what my Bible journey's been lacking...
charity.
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I love it that we're gonna make a
difference in the lives of, uh...
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What's the deal with these kids again?
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I assume they're needy in some way.
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Every time we ride
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a coaster, we are raising cash
for these little bastards.
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We really are such good people.
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Hey... freeze frame high five?
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So, I pay money and you
ride roller coasters?
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Yeah.
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Well, what kind of charity is that?
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You know, I mean, uh...
Here, I'll make up a charity.
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Golfing for Gil, all right?
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You pay, I golf.
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No. No, no. It-It's for the kids.
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That's why "koaster" has a "K."
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For the kids.
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What exactly are you doing for the kids?
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Koasting.
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With a "K."
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To raise cash with a "C,"
but for kids with a "K."
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That's a no with an "N."
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Why don't you just give the
cash directly to the kids?
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Then who would ride the roller coasters?
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- Hey, guys.
- Hello, baby.
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Hi.
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Look at you, you popped.
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What, this?
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Did she not pop?
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Let me peek. Oh, you popped.
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- Mary Poppins over here.
- Snap, crackle, pop.
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Oh, my God.
You guys, that's actually a myth.
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Pregnant women's tummies don't "pop."
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It was gradual, you just hadn't noticed.
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Nah, she popped.
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Girl popped, and she can't stop now.
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Honey, the guys are skeptical
about Koaster Rides 4 Kidz.
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Because of the name, and what it is?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Well, ask your co-workers
to switch causes.
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I mean, we donate bone
marrow at my office.
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That is perfect, Les.
Yes, we'll do that.
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Yeah, it's easy. They
just make an incision,
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insert a needle into your pelvic bone
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and then withdraw the marrow.
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What else could we do?
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Well, uh, a family from our church
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had their home badly damaged in a fire,
and I'm trying
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to get parishioners together
to rebuild it for them.
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You want to run that by your office?
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That sounds way more charitable,
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and, uh, I get to avoid a
needle to the pubic bone.
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Pelvic... pelvic bone.
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You know, I love this. I am in, too.
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You know, we could be extra
charitable and fix the house
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and donate the bone marrow.
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- House is good.
- No, I'm good with just the house.
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Are you kidding, Chip?
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What's wrong with Koaster Rides 4 Kidz?
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It's the only charity
where we benefit, too.
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And I think that we could do more
than just ride roller coasters.
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You mean like hit the water park, too?
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Oh, I'd love to show off my
new three-piece bathing suit.
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Three-piece?
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There's a vest.
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I need to know if we're doing water
slides, so I can shave my body.
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If I'm not slippery as a seal,
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I'm not getting my money's worth.
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No, guys, we could roll up our sleeves
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and, you know, do some
real, tangible good
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for a family that really needs it.
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Now, wouldn't that feel better than
just going to some amusement park?
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No.
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Hold up a second.
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I know Chip said it,
but maybe it's not stupid.
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Every year, those do-gooders
over at the Daily News
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make us look bad with their
"curing childhood obesity" charade.
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Fat kids are cute.
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But this house-building thing?
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We are gonna own their asses.
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See, that's what charity is all about.
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Charity is actually not
at all about owning asses.
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But, guys, come on,
we're gonna build a house, huh?
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This is great.
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- Freeze frame high five.
- No.
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I got to say, I'm impressed, Chip.
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I didn't even have to find people.
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You filled up the whole
signup sheet with your crew.
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You're making me proud.
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All right, man, well,
yeah, happy to hear it.
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Everybody's really psyched to
do something selfless, you know?
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Welcome, everyone.
Uh, thank you very much for being here.
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We have a big day ahead of us, so I hope
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you all ate your spinach this morning.
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We were supposed to eat spinach?
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I didn't get an e-mail.
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I also did not receive
the spinach e-mail.
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No, no, I just mean that you'll
have to use your muscles.
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Did you send that to
my CompuServe address?
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Check your spam folder.
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I don't have spam, I have junk.
Is that the same thing?
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You know, on mine, it's on...
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There is no spinach e-mail.
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Ah, look at Vince.
Already firing up the nail gun.
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Oh, I'm just snapping a Tinder pic.
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A shot of me being charitable
could really pump up my profile.
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Uh, let-let's start you
with a regular hammer.
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Oh, oh! Check out the
baby bump on Leslie.
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- My girl popped.
- She sure did.
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Gross.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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You can't be doing that
in your delicate state.
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Can we get this woman some pillows,
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maybe a glass of lemonade?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, she can't drink
lemonade, now that she popped.
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There's no such thing
as "popped," people.
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Everyone, please.
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I know it's a long day,
and it's easy to get distracted,
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especially when you've been here...
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almost a minute.
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But we got to get the
frame finished today.
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I need each of you to sign this release.
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Oh, I'll need my lawyer to read it.
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Can you fax this to 1-800-Accidentes?
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Now, there's breakfast,
if you're hungry.
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"Dunking" Donuts?
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With a "G"?
There's not supposed to be a "G."
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Sorry, they're knock-offs.
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We're a church, we can't
afford name brands.
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Get your complaining out now,
because for lunch,
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we're having Jack in the Bag.
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Jack in the Bag? That place sucks.
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I'd rather have Hamburger
King than Jack in the Bag.
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I could have my wife pick
us up some Merkdernalds.
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Ooh, can I get some
chicken merknerggets?
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With herney merstard?
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Hey, guys, listen, we're...
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we're kind of missing the point here,
all right?
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It's not about bad donuts
or cheap lunch, or...
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ugh, a portable toilet
from a Stephen King novel.
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It's about helping out a family in need,
okay?
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Air!
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How... how I've missed you.
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All the beauty of God's creation...
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...is returning to me.
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I inhaled death through the nose,
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and I shall never complain
about life again.
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"Dunking" Donuts? Seriously?
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Man, we're not even close.
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This house is gonna have
walls on all sides, huh?
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Yes. It's going to be
one of those houses.
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Your people really got to
pick up the pace here, Chip.
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I mean, Cheryl just told
me it was her naptime.
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Oh, I am so sorry, Gene.
That is embarrassing.
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But that said, don't wake her...
she bites.
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Hey, uh, Vince,
you want to help me brace this joist?
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Vince?
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Uh, sorry, Rabbi,
I got a girl in Williamsburg
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that wants me to brace her joist.
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- Leslie.
- Hmm.
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Looks like you're doing a ton of work
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and not getting any credit.
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Thank you for noticing.
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Everyone thinks that just
because I'm pregnant,
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I'm too delicate to help.
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Yeah, I'm in the same boat.
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You know, I know I don't
exactly exude machismo,
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but, uh, I can build.
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What do you say we joist
forces and school these trolls?
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Oh.
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Hey, you guys good here for a half hour?
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I got to make a run to the lumberyard.
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Oh, yeah. Take all the time
you need, man. We got this.
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Here's my impression of you when
you come back in a half an hour:
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"Uh, what happened to
the construction site?
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All I see is this fully-built house."
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I feel I need to be
real clear here, Chip.
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If you build a house in a half hour,
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it will be a very bad house.
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Hey, guys. Guys.
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Gene is really counting on me,
and we're dragging.
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We got to pick up the pace, okay?
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Heads up, people!
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These pics are going
into the company press release,
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so everybody pretend like
you're really building a house.
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No. Don't pretend.
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Actually build the house.
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Get a picture of me with this saw.
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Hey. Get my Tinder shot.
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Let me get the nail gun.
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Look out. Whoa.
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Okay, but...
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can we make this quick, guys?
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We're here building a house,
not posing for Playgirl.
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I appeared in Playgirl once.
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November '94 issue.
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I was butt-naked eating a
turkey leg on a leather couch.
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That's terrific, Warren.
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Untwist your panties, Chip.
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A little PR?
There's nothing wrong with that.
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Well, there is something wrong with it
when it's all you care about.
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Charity isn't about you.
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All right? And we're letting Gene down.
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And we're letting this family down.
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Hey, you should be grateful
we're here at all.
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We could be at Six Flags right now,
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eating funnel cake, drinking beer.
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00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:24,889
You know, for the kids.
249
00:11:24,914 --> 00:11:27,158
Hey! For the love of God,
put the nail gun down!
250
00:11:28,784 --> 00:11:30,085
You know what? Fine.
251
00:11:30,376 --> 00:11:33,113
If you'd rather be lazy
and go ride roller coasters
252
00:11:33,138 --> 00:11:35,333
instead of building a
house for a family in need,
253
00:11:35,415 --> 00:11:37,317
be my guest, there's the door.
254
00:11:37,874 --> 00:11:39,970
Or there would be
the door, if anyone had built it.
255
00:11:41,536 --> 00:11:43,225
I'd be much happier
riding roller coasters.
256
00:11:43,456 --> 00:11:45,506
- Me, too.
- I'm out of here, too.
257
00:11:45,754 --> 00:11:47,358
Especially if I'm just
gonna get yelled at
258
00:11:47,382 --> 00:11:49,017
by Ned Flanders over here.
259
00:11:49,951 --> 00:11:52,823
Hell, we got all the pictures we need,
so, mission accomplished.
260
00:11:53,478 --> 00:11:57,056
And how dare you call us lazy.
261
00:11:57,869 --> 00:11:58,939
Vince.
262
00:11:59,258 --> 00:12:01,018
Go wake up Cheryl.
We're getting out of here.
263
00:12:02,593 --> 00:12:04,418
Wait, you guys are actually leaving?
264
00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:09,812
Fine. Fine. Enjoy riding roller
coasters. I hope you fall off!
265
00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:13,336
No, I don't. Have a safe time.
266
00:12:13,361 --> 00:12:15,998
But... I hope the lines are long!
267
00:12:18,021 --> 00:12:20,668
Oh, don't worry about it.
We got this, okay? And, hey,
268
00:12:21,372 --> 00:12:23,007
more donuts for us.
269
00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:29,861
Heck of a job on the wall, Warren!
270
00:12:45,111 --> 00:12:46,221
Where are my workers?
271
00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,002
Oh, they went to Six Flags.
272
00:12:49,509 --> 00:12:50,979
What? Why?
273
00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:53,338
I told them if they'd
rather be at Six Flags,
274
00:12:53,363 --> 00:12:55,203
then they should go,
thinking they wouldn't go.
275
00:12:55,543 --> 00:12:56,896
Long story short, they went.
276
00:12:59,023 --> 00:13:02,393
Chip, everyone in the world
would rather be at Six Flags.
277
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,277
I'd rather be at Six Flags.
278
00:13:05,473 --> 00:13:07,992
How am I gonna build a house
with one guy helping me?
279
00:13:10,805 --> 00:13:13,008
Oh, honey, you need water?
280
00:13:13,111 --> 00:13:15,360
You got to stay hydrated
now that you've...
281
00:13:16,561 --> 00:13:18,352
There's no such thing as "popped."
282
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,221
I was saying that Gil and
I are here working, too.
283
00:13:21,353 --> 00:13:23,276
Yeah. We cut and installed
all the soffits.
284
00:13:23,338 --> 00:13:25,249
- Yeah.
- Soffits?
285
00:13:26,991 --> 00:13:28,842
Gil, you don't have to make up words.
286
00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:30,562
Soffits are real.
287
00:13:31,328 --> 00:13:33,257
They're prepped and ready
for the electrician.
288
00:13:34,479 --> 00:13:35,747
Oh, Gil.
289
00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:39,584
I appreciate you guys trying to help,
290
00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:41,594
but without the others,
we're not gonna be ready
291
00:13:41,619 --> 00:13:42,722
for the roofers tomorrow.
292
00:13:42,971 --> 00:13:45,574
Well, look, they just
didn't get it, Gene.
293
00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:47,593
They made it all about showing off
294
00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,466
how charitable they could be
for their own selfish reasons.
295
00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:52,339
But if you're gonna be here,
be here for the right reasons.
296
00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:53,934
- Am I right?
- No.
297
00:13:56,108 --> 00:13:59,204
It's great when people do
the right thing for the right reasons.
298
00:13:59,373 --> 00:14:01,449
But almost as great is when
they do the right thing
299
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:05,697
for the wrong reasons. Because the
right thing gets done anyway.
300
00:14:06,974 --> 00:14:08,084
The man's correct.
301
00:14:08,309 --> 00:14:09,372
Look at the Bible.
302
00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:11,154
You know, Samson was a womanizer,
303
00:14:11,269 --> 00:14:13,772
David an adulterer, Noah a drunk.
304
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:17,302
They were all flawed people,
305
00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:19,113
but they all did God's work.
306
00:14:20,481 --> 00:14:22,933
Oh, okay. So...
307
00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:26,855
if God had only got
perfect people to do stuff,
308
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:30,160
no stuff would have ever got done.
309
00:14:33,079 --> 00:14:36,516
We phrased it a little more
eloquently than that, but yes.
310
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,334
Aren't you a writer?
311
00:14:44,079 --> 00:14:45,429
Aw, dang it!
312
00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:48,111
I got to get those guys back here.
313
00:14:49,315 --> 00:14:51,198
I'm such a tool sometimes.
314
00:14:51,945 --> 00:14:54,426
I know, babe.
315
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,866
Man, that Nosedive
Nightmare ride was so fun,
316
00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:03,410
I finally got close to
living out my fantasy
317
00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:05,574
of plummeting from an
airplane to my death.
318
00:15:07,371 --> 00:15:10,609
Cheryl, you were screaming your
balls off in the front row.
319
00:15:10,642 --> 00:15:12,611
I saw your gum
320
00:15:12,644 --> 00:15:15,345
fly out of your mouth.
321
00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:16,736
I caught it in my Mouth.
322
00:15:18,683 --> 00:15:19,744
Would you like it back?
323
00:15:21,455 --> 00:15:22,854
Yes, I would.
324
00:15:29,218 --> 00:15:31,156
Best part: it's all for a good cause.
325
00:15:31,715 --> 00:15:33,736
Look how many likes my
coaster pic is getting.
326
00:15:33,993 --> 00:15:36,032
These are "skinny girl
with a huge ass" numbers.
327
00:15:37,564 --> 00:15:39,599
Chip was so snotty about it,
328
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,807
like this house thing is so important.
329
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:44,345
I mean, we're raising awareness.
330
00:15:44,555 --> 00:15:47,745
Awareness is way more valuable
than some stupid house.
331
00:15:48,378 --> 00:15:51,080
That's right. Because of us,
now people know about kids.
332
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:53,658
And roller coasters.
333
00:15:55,228 --> 00:15:56,257
Huh.
334
00:15:56,509 --> 00:15:58,452
Chip just posted a picture
from the construction site
335
00:15:58,476 --> 00:16:00,211
with his arm around two little kids.
336
00:16:00,425 --> 00:16:03,395
Caption says, "Building a house
for these sweet little angels.
337
00:16:03,428 --> 00:16:05,521
Hope to put a roof over
their heads by tonight."
338
00:16:06,115 --> 00:16:07,131
Hmm.
339
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,693
I feel guilty.
340
00:16:09,295 --> 00:16:10,946
My therapist says I'm a sociopath,
341
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,644
so we must have done
something really bad.
342
00:16:15,132 --> 00:16:17,089
Look at that adorable little girl.
343
00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:19,682
I'll bet she even has a lisp.
344
00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:22,332
That's nice.
345
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:23,513
Good for Chip.
346
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,486
We're all doing good today.
347
00:16:27,906 --> 00:16:28,933
Yeah.
348
00:16:32,162 --> 00:16:33,207
Are we?
349
00:16:34,207 --> 00:16:35,801
I'll bet she says "Chrithmath."
350
00:16:37,462 --> 00:16:38,817
Stop lisping, Warren.
351
00:16:39,588 --> 00:16:40,959
Thorry, Mith Meadowth.
352
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,268
All right, that's done. What's next?
353
00:16:58,704 --> 00:17:01,707
Well, that didn't need
to be nailed, so...
354
00:17:03,510 --> 00:17:06,480
I guess next would be
taking all those nails out.
355
00:17:08,047 --> 00:17:09,086
It's okay, Chip.
356
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,906
I'm canceling the roofers.
We're not gonna make it.
357
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,207
Oh, no, Gene.
358
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,201
Come on. Hey, we're making progress.
359
00:17:15,226 --> 00:17:16,628
We can do this.
360
00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:18,988
Look around, Chip, what do you see?
361
00:17:19,778 --> 00:17:20,880
Well, I see a...
362
00:17:22,527 --> 00:17:24,035
I don't know. Vince!
363
00:17:24,327 --> 00:17:27,343
Ah! They came back!
364
00:17:27,578 --> 00:17:28,757
Of course we came back.
365
00:17:28,789 --> 00:17:30,672
Did you think we were gonna
let you do this on your own?
366
00:17:30,696 --> 00:17:32,153
Well, yes. You left.
367
00:17:33,609 --> 00:17:35,129
Well, that's fair. But now we're back.
368
00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:36,890
Everyone but Cheryl.
369
00:17:37,412 --> 00:17:38,890
She's hiding in the park overnight
370
00:17:38,915 --> 00:17:40,795
so she can be the first
one there when it opens.
371
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:44,417
Hey, listen,
I'm just glad you guys are back.
372
00:17:44,442 --> 00:17:46,214
I knew if you searched your hearts...
373
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,216
Hey, Chip, a little less yammering,
374
00:17:48,396 --> 00:17:49,664
a little more hammering.
375
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,450
Warren's right.
376
00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:52,937
Let's dive back in, people.
377
00:17:53,154 --> 00:17:54,556
The family's coming by soon.
378
00:17:54,581 --> 00:17:56,650
Let's give them a front
door to walk through.
379
00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:58,507
Oh, you mean this door?
380
00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,235
That's right, baby.
381
00:18:00,421 --> 00:18:02,857
See what happens when you
underestimate a pregnant woman?
382
00:18:04,078 --> 00:18:06,984
And a rabbi who sells
homemade birdhouses on Etsy?
383
00:18:10,362 --> 00:18:11,632
Freeze frame high five.
384
00:18:12,012 --> 00:18:13,046
Hey!
385
00:18:16,235 --> 00:18:17,675
You can put your hand down now, Gil.
386
00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:19,157
Um...
387
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:22,042
actually, I can't. My back went out.
Um...
388
00:18:23,175 --> 00:18:25,735
How about you guys work around me?
I'm gonna be here for a while.
389
00:18:26,162 --> 00:18:27,329
- All right.
- Oh.
390
00:18:45,664 --> 00:18:48,533
Mmm. Hey, Gene, thanks
for the beer, man.
391
00:18:48,676 --> 00:18:50,962
I've never had a, uh, Spudweiser before.
392
00:18:52,353 --> 00:18:54,675
You can really taste the potato. Mm.
393
00:18:55,519 --> 00:18:59,171
The family is blown away
by all we've accomplished today.
394
00:18:59,461 --> 00:19:01,025
You should all feel really good.
395
00:19:01,463 --> 00:19:03,665
I do. Except for this blister.
396
00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:05,966
Then I got a splinter in my blister.
397
00:19:06,529 --> 00:19:07,747
I hate wood.
398
00:19:08,544 --> 00:19:09,846
We get it. You're a lesbian.
399
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:16,219
Oh, hey! Guys, this is one
of the little munchkins
400
00:19:16,244 --> 00:19:17,684
that we were building the house for.
401
00:19:17,743 --> 00:19:19,257
It's taking long enough.
402
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,517
Now, sweetie, you know,
403
00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:24,939
these people all gave up their weekend
404
00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:26,397
so that they could help you out.
405
00:19:26,422 --> 00:19:29,091
Like they had anything else going on.
406
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,862
Look at these dorks.
407
00:19:33,844 --> 00:19:34,846
Wait a minute.
408
00:19:35,317 --> 00:19:36,338
She's mean.
409
00:19:36,997 --> 00:19:38,643
And she doesn't have a lisp at all.
410
00:19:39,995 --> 00:19:42,130
Your Instagram said they
were sweet little angels.
411
00:19:42,292 --> 00:19:45,365
Well... all of God's
children are angels.
412
00:19:45,609 --> 00:19:46,638
Aah!
413
00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:48,021
Why?!
414
00:19:50,261 --> 00:19:53,327
Anybody else kind of loving this kid?
415
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:56,809
All right, so, yeah,
I fudged the truth a little bit.
416
00:19:56,962 --> 00:20:00,059
Which was wrong.
But I got the right thing done.
417
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,092
- Well done, buddy.
- Thanks, man.
418
00:20:04,806 --> 00:20:06,859
So which one's gonna
be your room, sweetie?
419
00:20:07,395 --> 00:20:08,453
You're fat.
420
00:20:10,388 --> 00:20:12,187
No, I'm not.
I just popped.
421
00:20:13,878 --> 00:20:16,784
There's no such thing
as "popped," chubs.
422
00:20:16,808 --> 00:20:18,808
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