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- (Liv laughs)
- (Bell rings)
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That's gonna look great, Carl.
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Great? Liv! That was amazing!
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Yeah, we have a big fight coming up later,
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so we're just practicing
now so that it looks real.
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What brings you by, Joe?
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Well, can't a loving brother just stop
by to say hi to his super-hero sis?
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Yeah, of course.
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You're just so not that brother.
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No. No, I am not.
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I am the brother who wants to
make money off your popularity
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by selling autographed Voltage gear! Ha!
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(Laughs)
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A Voltage frying pan?
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What... Voltage
peanut butter?
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You know it.
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You put the Voltage
logo on all this junk?
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Okay, once you sign this "junk,"
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it becomes memorabilia.
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Liv, look at this.
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They are heirloom-quality goods!
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Check this out.
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Voltage bowling ball.
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Because lightning strikes. (Laughs)
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Wow, that is awful and
never going to happen.
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- Liv, please sign it... oh!
- Ah!
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Ow! I think you broke my toe.
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Okay, okay, don't move!
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I have a Voltage first-aid kit.
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(Liv moaning)
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Is it a bad time to ask you to sign it?
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Okay, yeah, it's a bad time.
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(Theme music playing)
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Better in stereo
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Bet... bet...
better in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
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Let's go
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I lace up my high tops
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Oh, no
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Slam dunk, ready or not
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Yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
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Spotlight
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I dare you, come on and follow
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You dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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When you say yeah
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I say no
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When you say stop
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All I want to do is go, go, go
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You, you, the other half of me, me
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The half I'll
never be... be
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The half that drives me crazy
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You, you, the better half of me, me
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The half I'll
always nee... eed
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When we both know
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We're better in stereo.
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Okay, girls, welcome to Camp Porcupine!
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You girls are going to
have so much fun this week
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learning all about the
best sport in the world...
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Both: Basketball!
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So I am Coach Maddie and
this is Coach Willow.
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We met at a basketball
camp when we were your age.
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Yup.
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And we're still friends
and teammates today.
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So we are going to teach you
girls how to play basketball
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like the state champion
Ridgewood Porcupines.
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(Both squawking)
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(Sighs) So that is our Porcupine cheer.
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Feel free to join in.
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- Yes.
- Porcupines don't sound like that.
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Lula's right. She would know.
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Her dad's a forest ranger.
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Okay, well, thank you, Anina and Lula.
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Willow and I are running
a camp for young girls
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because we are so passionate
about encouraging them
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to play competitive basketball.
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It also looks really good on
all of our college applications.
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But it is mostly the passionate part.
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How lucky are you girls?
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You are being taught by our
MVP, Maddie "Mad Dog" Rooney,
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who is going to Southern
California State University
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next year on a basketball scholarship.
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All: Wow!
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Thanks, Willow. But no one has
offered me a scholarship yet, so...
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Well, they're gonna.
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'Cause she's, like, really good.
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Yeah. SCSU is my dream school.
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Um, I visited there when my
sister Liv was living in LA,
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and the coach let me play with the team.
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All: Cool!
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I helped Maddie make a highlight
reel of our game footage
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to get her a scholarship to SCSU.
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One day, she'll play in
a national championship
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and I will propose to Joey on a Jumbotron!
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You can't say no on a Jumbotron!
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Right?
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Hey, Dr. P, wanna go
to the park after lunch
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and see who can spit over
the top of the backstop?
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A spitting contest?
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You picked the wrong fight, son.
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I've got a loogie in the back of my
throat I've been working on for days.
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Let's go.
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And no!
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I need you to sit back down, boys.
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But, Mom, we're spittin'!
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Mmm. Honey, I need you to sit
back down, swallow your loogie,
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and finish your Brussels sprouts
just like you finished your meatballs.
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But meatballs taste like meatballs.
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Brussels sprouts taste like butt.
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Okay. Well, until they invent
vegetables that taste like meatballs,
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you are stuck eating, ahem, butt.
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Challenge accepted!
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Challenge? What challenge?
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The challenge of turning butt-tasting
vegetables into delicious meatballs.
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- What?
- Mm-hmm. Good luck with that, kids.
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Dr. P doesn't need luck.
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Reggie, turning veggies into meatballs
has stumped scientists for centuries.
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I know it won't be easy,
but being a legend never is.
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Remember when my gerbil,
Run-D.M.Gerbil, died?
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That little dude always
dreamed of touching the stars.
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Yeah. I sent him into
outer space in a soup can.
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That was you making dreams come true.
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I have kind of given Reggie the
impression I can do anything.
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Sometimes I worry that's the
main reason he hangs out with me.
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I can't let my buddy down.
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No "buddy" left behind.
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Come on! Build a machine
that'll make so many meatballs,
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we can make meatball snow angels!
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You know what? Challenge accepted!
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This one's for you, Run-D.M.Gerbil.
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May your space wheel never stop spinning.
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Hey, sister whom I love and
would never purposely injure.
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How are things?
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I don't know. How about
you ask my broken toe, Joe?
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What? Because of me?
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No, I'm... Liv,
I'm so sorry.
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Yeah, they shut down
production on Voltage.
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It's okay. I mean, there's really
nothing that you can do about it now.
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No. No, you know what? That it not true.
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I, Joseph Gilligan Rooney, do
hereby pledge to be your manservant
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until such a time as you are healed.
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Oh, Joey, that is definitely not necessary
and actually not very appealing.
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Liv, please.
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Please let me make this up to you.
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I feel so horrible.
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There's got to be something I could do.
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Come on, my wizard code demands it.
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Well, I don't want you to feel bad.
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Yeah.
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And I guess it is going to be kind
of hard for me to get around places.
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Yeah. Just relax.
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Your wish is my command.
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I am a little hungry.
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Lucky for you, I've got
a sandwich in my pocket.
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Boom! You just got man-served!
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Whoa! Is that the mail?
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
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Okay, um, not from SCSU, not from
SCSU, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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What... what is this?
This is all garbage!
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And my paycheck.
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Just... you
know what it is?
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You know what I think it really is?
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I think that the mailman is just
stealing my letters from SCSU.
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Yeah. I mean, 'cause that's the
only, like, logical explanation.
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I mean, unless they rejected me.
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But tell me they didn't reject me!
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- Okay. Okay, Maddie?
- Yeah.
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I know that waiting to see if you
got a scholarship is stressful.
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But relax. I'll bet SCSU hasn't
sent a letter to anyone yet.
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- Yeah.
- SCSU sent me a letter!
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I got a scholarship!
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What? Really?
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Yeah. The recruiter saw
me on your highlight reel
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and then called Ridgewood to get my info.
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Now we can play together
for the next four years!
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Five if we fail some classes!
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Congratulations, Willow.
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Thanks, Mrs. R.
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Mads, we get to be together at SCSU!
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I call top bunk!
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I actually didn't get a letter.
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Oh. Are you sure?
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Not from SCSU, not from SCSU, no, no, no.
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The mailman must be stealing your letters!
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Let's go get that jerk!
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Come on.
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Thank you for coming, Reggie.
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You might want to take off your hat
because I'm about to blow your mind!
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Behold! The
Veg-A-Meat-A-Ball-Inator!
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In go the gross vegetables
teeming with icky flavor.
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(Whirring)
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What's it doing? What's it doing?
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The Veg-A-Meat-A-Ball-Inator
is now infusing the vegetables
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with meaty goodness.
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(Fanfare)
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(Whirring dies down)
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Reggie, eat your vegetables.
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Excellent texture.
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Complex flavor. Just a hint of umami.
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This veggie meatball shouldn't be possible.
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But with Dr. P, anything's possible.
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It's not possible.
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There's no scientific way
to turn veggies into meat.
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He's eating 100% meat meatballs.
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I just couldn't disappoint my friend.
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I'm not proud of the lie.
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But I am proud of my
meatballs. They're delicious.
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I can't believe eating
healthy tastes this good.
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Try it with the teriyaki sauce.
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(Whirs)
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(Fanfare)
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Mind blown.
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Hey.
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Your manservant/ handsome brother
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brought you your favorite soup
from your favorite soup place,
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Casey O-Soupy's.
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Oh! (Sniffs)
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Ooh, that chicken noodle
soup smells amazing.
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Chicken? I thought I got barley.
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(Both gasping)
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- Hot, hot, hot!
- Oh, Liv, I'm so sorry!
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It's okay. It's okay.
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I'm really actually not hungry.
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Okay, all right. Then your
manservant will switch gears.
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How about I curl your hair?
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(Squeals)
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I really don't think
that's such a good idea.
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Trust me, I'm good at it.
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Mom makes me do her hair before
our late-night supermarket runs,
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and she is the hottest old
lady in the applesauce aisle.
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Please never repeat that sentence again.
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Like, ever.
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Just sit back, relax, and let the salon
master Joe-say Roo-nay do your 'do.
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Mmm. This is actually kind of nice.
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Thanks, Joe-say. (Laughs)
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It's the least I could
do for crushing your toe
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and spilling hot soup all over you.
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(Sizzling)
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All right, team! Good run!
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Now make sure you drink plenty of water.
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Yeah, okay. So today we are
going to work on jump shots.
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Before we get started, does
anybody have any questions?
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Do you have pink cups?
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Basketball questions, Anina.
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Do you have pink cups
for basketball practice?
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So non-cup-related
basketball questions. Anybody?
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Coach Maddie, did you get
your scholarship from SCSU yet?
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Mmm. No, actually, I did not.
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But Coach Willow did.
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But SCSU was the school you
wanted to get recruited to.
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It sure is. And I am sure she will.
250
00:12:46,936 --> 00:12:49,103
Why would they pick you over Coach Maddie?
251
00:12:49,105 --> 00:12:52,540
Duh. Because Coach Willow must
be better than Coach Maddie.
252
00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:53,975
But Maddie was MVP.
253
00:12:53,977 --> 00:12:55,977
Not at SCSU, she wasn't.
254
00:12:55,979 --> 00:12:58,279
I guess Willow's the best.
255
00:12:58,281 --> 00:13:03,951
The best? She wouldn't even be on
SCSU's radar if it wasn't for me.
256
00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:07,421
Because I'm not good enough?
257
00:13:07,423 --> 00:13:10,158
That's not what I meant to say.
258
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,626
Yeah, but you said it.
259
00:13:11,628 --> 00:13:13,427
I heard it.
260
00:13:13,429 --> 00:13:15,429
Ha.
261
00:13:15,431 --> 00:13:18,399
No, no, no, no. I didn't mean it.
262
00:13:18,401 --> 00:13:20,067
You know? I'm sorry.
263
00:13:20,069 --> 00:13:22,170
I'm just honestly...
I think what it is
264
00:13:22,172 --> 00:13:24,305
is I'm not used to coming in second best.
265
00:13:24,307 --> 00:13:25,940
Oh, okay.
266
00:13:25,942 --> 00:13:28,276
So this friendship only
works when you're the MVP
267
00:13:28,278 --> 00:13:30,745
and I'm, what? The
faithful, supportive friend.
268
00:13:30,747 --> 00:13:32,947
No!
Willow...
269
00:13:32,949 --> 00:13:35,016
No, why can't you just be happy for me?
270
00:13:35,018 --> 00:13:37,852
- I...
- I celebrate all your success, Maddie.
271
00:13:37,854 --> 00:13:40,488
What? One win for me and
you can't handle that?
272
00:13:41,957 --> 00:13:44,258
That is not my idea of friendship.
273
00:13:48,997 --> 00:13:49,964
Is camp over?
274
00:13:49,966 --> 00:13:53,334
Because my mom works until 3:00.
275
00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:04,212
Is there anything better than
playing meatball checkers?
276
00:14:04,214 --> 00:14:09,250
Well, it is going better than
your meatball tennis idea.
277
00:14:10,886 --> 00:14:12,520
King me.
278
00:14:16,992 --> 00:14:21,128
Reggie was going through meatballs
so fast that I couldn't keep up.
279
00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:24,131
So I created a giant meatball
storage tank on the roof.
280
00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:28,069
They come down a tube, through
a wall and into a machine.
281
00:14:28,071 --> 00:14:33,341
I'm trapped in a lie...
a delicious, meaty lie.
282
00:14:33,343 --> 00:14:35,977
(Sighs)
283
00:14:35,979 --> 00:14:40,548
Parker! Why can't he invent
something that puts itself away?
284
00:14:42,651 --> 00:14:47,021
Are you... kidding?
285
00:14:47,023 --> 00:14:48,422
I made you a little something.
286
00:14:48,424 --> 00:14:51,559
It's a meatball necklace.
287
00:14:55,931 --> 00:14:57,999
(Meatballs rolling)
288
00:14:58,001 --> 00:15:01,269
- (House creaking)
- Uh-oh.
289
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,815
It's raining meatballs!
290
00:15:17,085 --> 00:15:20,221
Dr. P! You are a miracle worker!
291
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:23,758
Reggie, I'm not a miracle worker.
292
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,927
I'm a liar.
293
00:15:25,929 --> 00:15:27,962
The Veg-A-Meat-A-Ball-Inator
is a fake.
294
00:15:27,964 --> 00:15:30,965
I didn't make meatballs from vegetables,
295
00:15:30,967 --> 00:15:34,201
I just put real meatballs
into a tank on the roof,
296
00:15:34,203 --> 00:15:38,205
which has somehow exploded.
297
00:15:38,207 --> 00:15:40,975
But why would you lie?
298
00:15:40,977 --> 00:15:44,545
Because it was the first time
I couldn't meet a challenge.
299
00:15:44,547 --> 00:15:46,647
And I didn't want to let you down.
300
00:15:46,649 --> 00:15:49,216
Dr. P, you could never let me down.
301
00:15:49,218 --> 00:15:51,953
I look up to you because
you'll try anything.
302
00:15:51,955 --> 00:15:53,888
Thanks, Reggie. It means a lot.
303
00:15:53,890 --> 00:15:56,290
Besides, all I really wanted to do
304
00:15:56,292 --> 00:15:58,559
was to make meatball snow
angels with my best friend.
305
00:15:58,561 --> 00:16:00,995
Well, shoot, we can do that right now.
306
00:16:00,997 --> 00:16:03,064
Drop and give me angel!
307
00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:06,734
We're probably the first people
in the history of the world
308
00:16:06,736 --> 00:16:09,303
to make meatball snow angels.
309
00:16:12,341 --> 00:16:15,810
Welcome to the final frontier!
310
00:16:22,617 --> 00:16:24,118
Hey, Mads.
311
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,920
Don't even start because I'm fine.
312
00:16:25,922 --> 00:16:27,989
And no, I have not talked to Willow yet.
313
00:16:27,991 --> 00:16:30,825
Quit asking me all these
questions and give me some space.
314
00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:34,128
I wasn't going to say anything.
315
00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:37,131
Okay. Okay! (Laughing)
316
00:16:37,133 --> 00:16:40,468
You really weren't going to say anything?
317
00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:46,173
It's really tough when a friend
gets something that you want.
318
00:16:46,175 --> 00:16:48,376
But, Maddie, it's not Willow's fault
319
00:16:48,378 --> 00:16:50,845
that she got that scholarship and not you.
320
00:16:50,847 --> 00:16:53,514
And a scholarship is very important,
321
00:16:53,516 --> 00:16:57,051
but a best friend is
so much more than that.
322
00:16:59,521 --> 00:17:02,223
I thought I told you to give me some space.
323
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,360
Thank you.
324
00:17:06,362 --> 00:17:09,063
And by the way, I hope
your toe feels better.
325
00:17:09,065 --> 00:17:10,998
Thanks.
326
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,868
It's so super weird. It really
only hurts when Joey is around.
327
00:17:15,404 --> 00:17:18,472
- Livvie, Liv, Liv!
- Get out!
328
00:17:20,575 --> 00:17:22,910
I mean, hey, Joey.
329
00:17:22,912 --> 00:17:24,178
Hey.
330
00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:26,881
I have a surprise for you.
331
00:17:26,883 --> 00:17:28,616
Oh!
332
00:17:34,656 --> 00:17:38,659
Who's ready for dinner and a show?
333
00:17:38,661 --> 00:17:42,229
Yeah. I'm out.
334
00:17:42,231 --> 00:17:44,298
Don't leave me.
335
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:50,671
Joey, what are you doing?
336
00:17:50,673 --> 00:17:56,811
I am treating you to your favorite
dining experience, teppanyaki!
337
00:17:58,013 --> 00:18:02,183
The ancient Japanese art of cooking
with a sizzling-hot griddle
338
00:18:02,185 --> 00:18:05,086
and razor-sharp knives.
339
00:18:06,455 --> 00:18:09,223
- Joey, don't!
- Liv, relax.
340
00:18:09,225 --> 00:18:12,193
I took a 20-minute online
tutorial. All right?
341
00:18:12,195 --> 00:18:14,795
Just sit back and let
my knife-flipping skills
342
00:18:14,797 --> 00:18:17,932
take you on a culinary adventure.
343
00:18:30,879 --> 00:18:34,281
A little slippy on the grippy.
344
00:18:34,283 --> 00:18:36,317
Okay, stop!
345
00:18:36,319 --> 00:18:37,651
Put your knives down.
346
00:18:37,653 --> 00:18:41,422
Mmm, because...
347
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:44,592
ding! Oh, what was that?
Oh, it's... I got a text.
348
00:18:44,594 --> 00:18:48,762
Oh, it's from... it's from
my... it's from my doctor!
349
00:18:48,764 --> 00:18:51,899
And he says that I'm fine!
350
00:18:51,901 --> 00:18:55,503
I guess toe bones...
351
00:18:55,505 --> 00:18:58,739
heal really super fast!
352
00:18:58,741 --> 00:19:01,175
Who knew?
353
00:19:01,177 --> 00:19:04,912
Must have been all that TLC
that I got from my brother.
354
00:19:04,914 --> 00:19:07,248
Yay! I'm useful.
355
00:19:09,651 --> 00:19:14,155
Okay. So yesterday got a little tense.
356
00:19:14,157 --> 00:19:17,191
But today, we are back to basketball.
357
00:19:17,193 --> 00:19:20,261
And we are going to be
working on some free throws.
358
00:19:20,263 --> 00:19:21,795
Where's Coach Willow?
359
00:19:21,797 --> 00:19:24,765
Um, I don't think she's
going to be coming today.
360
00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:26,500
'Cause she's mad at you?
361
00:19:26,502 --> 00:19:29,436
Wow, you just cut right to it, don't you?
362
00:19:29,438 --> 00:19:31,805
I don't want to play basketball anymore.
363
00:19:31,807 --> 00:19:33,674
It destroys friendships.
364
00:19:33,676 --> 00:19:35,943
Big time.
365
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:41,282
Okay, let's... let's
huddle up real quick.
366
00:19:41,284 --> 00:19:44,084
Little team meeting.
367
00:19:45,987 --> 00:19:49,957
So basketball is an amazing game.
368
00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:54,528
And if I have made it seem like
anything else, I'm really, truly sorry.
369
00:19:54,530 --> 00:19:57,831
And being on a team is a privilege
370
00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:02,036
because you get a special group
of friends called teammates.
371
00:20:02,038 --> 00:20:10,038
And teammates see you at your best
and definitely at your worst.
372
00:20:12,347 --> 00:20:15,549
And if you don't let them know
how much you appreciate them,
373
00:20:15,551 --> 00:20:20,421
you risk losing them because
you're just a big stupid head.
374
00:20:21,723 --> 00:20:23,958
You are a big stupid head.
375
00:20:26,428 --> 00:20:29,063
I didn't think you were going to come.
376
00:20:29,065 --> 00:20:31,498
I stopped to get pink cups.
377
00:20:34,703 --> 00:20:38,439
I'm so sorry that I was so jealous.
378
00:20:38,441 --> 00:20:42,843
I am so proud of you for
getting that scholarship.
379
00:20:42,845 --> 00:20:44,511
I'm thrilled. And you deserve it.
380
00:20:44,513 --> 00:20:49,950
I'm just... I'm really nervous that
something that I've wanted for so long
381
00:20:49,952 --> 00:20:51,919
maybe isn't going to happen for me.
382
00:20:51,921 --> 00:20:53,454
Oh, Maddie.
383
00:20:53,456 --> 00:20:56,357
You're gonna get in too.
384
00:20:56,359 --> 00:21:01,395
And even if you don't, you
will always be my teammate.
385
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,234
They made up.
386
00:21:07,236 --> 00:21:09,136
They're best friends again.
387
00:21:09,138 --> 00:21:13,540
I'm crying and I don't know why!
388
00:21:13,542 --> 00:21:15,943
(All laughing)
389
00:21:15,945 --> 00:21:18,445
Come here, girls. Let's do a big group hug.
390
00:21:20,315 --> 00:21:23,384
(Making Porcupine sound)
391
00:21:27,422 --> 00:21:30,024
(Playing)
392
00:21:33,895 --> 00:21:36,330
You're not Liv.
393
00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:40,401
Joey, what are you doing in my room?
394
00:21:40,403 --> 00:21:41,969
Well, I'm taking care of Liv.
395
00:21:41,971 --> 00:21:44,438
And so when she went back to
work, I thought when she got home,
396
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:47,574
she would want to hear the
soothing sounds of my squeezebox.
397
00:21:47,576 --> 00:21:51,945
Okay, Joey, no one wants to
hear your stupid squeezebox.
398
00:21:51,947 --> 00:21:53,180
Get out.
399
00:21:53,182 --> 00:21:57,117
Okay, I don't think you understand,
400
00:21:57,119 --> 00:21:59,253
- I'm her manservant, so...
- Right.
401
00:21:59,255 --> 00:22:02,489
So she's healed now
and no longer needs you.
402
00:22:02,491 --> 00:22:04,458
Get out.
403
00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:07,594
Well, I hope I don't injure you,
404
00:22:07,596 --> 00:22:10,998
'cause it won't be any
fun being your manservant.
405
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,200
Okay, get out.
406
00:22:18,873 --> 00:22:22,376
Liv? What are you doing?
407
00:22:22,378 --> 00:22:24,545
Pretending to be you to scare Joey away.
408
00:22:24,547 --> 00:22:27,848
He's way more afraid
of you than he is of me.
409
00:22:27,850 --> 00:22:30,584
Yeah, true dat.
410
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:37,491
By the way, your Maddie is
getting, like, really good.
411
00:22:37,493 --> 00:22:39,226
I know, right?
412
00:22:39,228 --> 00:22:41,995
Both: Bam! What?
413
00:22:41,997 --> 00:22:43,497
Yes.
414
00:22:43,499 --> 00:22:45,899
Joey: A little slippy on the grippy.
415
00:22:45,901 --> 00:22:46,967
(Boings)
416
00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:51,567
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