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Wa-cha! Ha!
Hiyah!
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[Male announcer] And now
Dreamworks' Kung Fu Panda:
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Legends of Awesomeness.
[Grunts]
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[gong rings]
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Hear the legends
of the kung fu panda
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[Scatting]
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountaintop
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and earned the Dragon Warrior name
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
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kung fu panda
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[Scatting]
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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kung fu panda
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[Scatting]
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he lives and he trains and he fights
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with the Furious Five
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protect the valley,
something, something
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something, something alive
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Ooh! Ahh! Uh!
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kung fu panda
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legends of awesomeness
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Sweet!
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[Flute music]
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There it is, son, the
really incredibly huge
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and lengthy wall of China.
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- Eh, needs a catchier name.
- Mm, perhaps.
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But, it's kept our country
safe for generations.
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[Rumbling]
Then why is it breaking?
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What?
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[Stone cracking]
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[Growls]
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[Both scream]
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[Pounding footsteps]
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[Exhales sharply]
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Pardon me, gentle sir.
Is this China?
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Uh, ye... yes.
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Brilliant! If you'd kindly
tell me where I might
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find the Dragon Warrior,
I won't tear your arms off
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and beat you wonky with them.
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[Laughs nervously]
Funny. "Wonky."
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[Squeaks]
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The... The Jade Palace.
That way.
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- Much obliged.
- Unh!
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[Growls]
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[Whimpers]
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[Slurping]
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Beware, Dragon Warrior.
The hunt is afoot,
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and I, Kim the Invincible,
am on your trail.
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Great outdoors, here I come!
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Whoa, oh!
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I may have overpacked.
[Grunts]
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Dragon Warrior, uh,
where are you going?
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It's me and my dad's
annual camping trip, Zeng.
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Kind of a father/son bonding thing.
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Uh, I think Master Shifu
has other plans for you.
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- Hi-yah!
- Whoa... Oh!
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Hey, what's the big idea?
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Have you forgotten?
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We begin our laoshi
training this weekend.
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Me, forget?
No, I was... I was... Aah!
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[Grunting]
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Ow!
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Oh, I've so been
looking forward to it.
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Laoshi training forms a special bond
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- between master and disciple.
- Yeah.
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Uh, thing is, this weekend
is kind of bad for me.
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Aah! Oh!
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[Grunts]
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[Laughs] Such a kidder.
You know I sent the Five away
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so we could have this time together,
just the two of us. [laughs]
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Just... I know, and I'm sorry,
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but this is the weekend
my dad and I go camping.
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It's really important to him.
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I'm very disappointed, Po,
but I understand.
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Great. Thanks, Master Shifu.
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Kind of in a hurry,
so I'm gonna go and...
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I realize it makes no
difference that I trained you,
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believed in you, and made
you what you are today.
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Didn't I say
"thank you" for that already?
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I mean, I meant to, so, uh,
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- anyway, I gotta...
- After all, you do have
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a real father, and
that's more important.
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Even though I've always thought of you
as the son I never had.
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But it's all right. I'll be fine.
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Here by myself, all weekend.
Alone.
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- I'll be with you, Master Shifu.
- So, so alone.
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Right. Sorry.
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See you in a few days!
I-I guess.
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[Grunts]
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[Grunting]
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Come on, you stupid guilt-ridden legs!
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[Grunting]
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[Sighs] Oh.
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Master Shifu... [sighs]
would you maybe...
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but probably not...
think about...
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- coming camping with us?
- Really?
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Are you sure it's not an imposition?
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- Uh, well, it kind of is.
- I'd love to!
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We can train in the great outdoors.
I'll get the equipment.
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Oh, man.
Dad's gonna kill me.
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I'll be alone this weekend, too,
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if you're looking for more company.
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See you when you get back.
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Cooking gear, Chinese army knife,
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matching father/son candle hats.
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This is going to be
the best weekend ever.
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- Dad!
- Po, at last!
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- Oh, are you as excited as I am?
- [Chuckles] Am I.
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Just think, no more
boring palace duties,
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no stuffy Furious Five
and cranky old-face Shifu
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ordering you around
like a big meat puppet.
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But the best part is that
I'll have you all to myself,
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just devoted father, beloved son...
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Camping, we're camping
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we're camp-camp-camp-
camp-camping
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Hidey ho, campers. I'm all set.
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This is gonna be the
best camping trip ever.
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But... but... but... but... but...
but... but... but... but...
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I've got everything we need.
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Nunchuks, quarterstaffs,
throwing stars,
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and my favorite meditation...
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gong.
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[Gong chimes]
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Ah, we'll be meditating
for hours with this baby.
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But... but... but... but... but...
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Oh, Mr. Ping, believe me,
I didn't want to intrude,
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but when Po begged me to
come along, I-I couldn't refuse.
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- Uh, Po, may I speak to you?
- Uhh!
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I guess our father/son camping
trip isn't important to you.
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It is, Dad, and so are
you, but I forgot I had
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special training with
Master Shifu this weekend.
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He was really disappointed.
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Not as disappointed as he's gonna be.
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Dad, look, Shifu is cranky and bossy
and has terrible tea breath,
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but we can't leave
him alone this weekend.
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It'll break his furry little heart.
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Camping, camping,
camp-camp-camp-camp-camping
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[Humming]
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[Sighs]
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It will be a pleasure
to have you along, Shifu.
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Thank you, Mr. Ping.
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- Here, this is for you.
- Oh!
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A whole weekend of kung fu
and intense physical training.
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What could be better?
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Camping, camping,
camp-camp-camp-camp-camping
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Don't you feel good about yourself?
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You're lucky I can't lift this thing.
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[Knock at door]
Back so soon?
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[Humming]
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- Hyah!
- Aah!
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Greetings!
I am Kim the Invincible.
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Ow! Oh!
Oh, you... help, please.
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[Grunting]
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[Groaning] Whoa!
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I come to the Jade Palace
looking for the Dragon Warrior.
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[Gulps]
Drag... Dragon Warrior?
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Who...you must have
the wrong kung fu palace
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built on a mountain of jade deposits.
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Aah!
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It has been my life's work
to seek out and destroy
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the world's greatest fighters,
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and now it is the Dragon Warrior's turn.
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- So, where is he?
- [Weakly] I'll never tell.
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Never!
[Grunts]
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Darn the luck. Well, I guess...
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Aah! Unh.
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Okay, I'll talk, I'll talk!
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The Dragon Warrior is
camping in the North Woods.
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- Now, please, just leave me alone!
- Gladly.
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[Pounding footsteps]
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[Grunts]
Unh!
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Oh, why do you hate doors?
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Before this day is out, the
bones of China's greatest champion
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will be ground
to dust beneath my heel.
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[Pounding footsteps]
[trees cracking]
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[Crack]
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[Sniffing]
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Panda fur.
My enemy is nigh.
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Camping, camping,
camp-camp-camp-camp
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camp-camp-camp-camp-camping
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camping, camping,
camp-camp-camp-camp
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camp-camp-camp-camp-
camp-camp-camp-camp-camping
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Does he have to
keep singing like that?
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- He's scaring the forest.
- He's happy, Dad.
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That makes one of us.
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Uh-oh. Rock slide.
Fortunately, I know a shortcut.
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- Follow me, Po.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
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The camp site's right over that hill.
Follow me, Po.
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Actually, that would take us the
long way around. It's this way, Po.
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Shifu, you're a wise
master, but I've been hiking
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these woods for years!
Come, Po.
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Mr. Ping, you're
a respectable merchant,
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but I've never led your son astray.
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- This way, Po.
- Po, listen to your father.
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- Po, trust your teacher.
- Uh, mm.
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[Chuckles] I just... Ow...
ah... Owie... Aah!
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[Snorts]
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It is he. How fortuitous.
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I do so hope he bruises easily.
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- Follow me.
- No, come this way, Po.
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Guys, come on!
Look, there's no need to argue.
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I'll just clear the rocks off the trail.
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- I wouldn't do that!
- Yes, maybe you'd better...
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[Rumbling]
All: Oh!
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[Rumbling]
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Unfortunate turn.
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Unh!
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[Coughing]
[laughs]
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Cleared the path.
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[Hammering]
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Psst, Po.
Let's get in a quick truffle hunt
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before you-know-who butts in.
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Mm, I does love me some truffles!
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Sorry, Mr. Ping, but Po needs
to begin his laoshi training.
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I also does love
me some hitting stuff!
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Shifu, Po and I always
go truffle hunting.
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But Po and I have
a training schedule to meet.
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- Truffle hunt.
- Training.
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- Truffle!
- Training!
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Guys, guys, guys, guys, come on!
Please!
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May I speak to each of you, privately?
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Sorry, Dad, Shifu is
a total control freak.
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You start hunting, I'll humor him a bit
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and then I'll join you.
[Scoffs]
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You're right.
He does have tea breath.
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Sorry, my dad has these dumb,
you know, pointless traditions.
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What are truffles, anyway?
I mean, does anyone know?
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Yes. Let's begin.
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Hyah!
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"Po, I need your help!"
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Oh, hey, that's my dad.
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I'd... he falls into... ditches.
Such a klutz.
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Be right back!
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Perfect timing, son. Look!
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It's the mother-truffle-lode!
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Ooh, forget that silly
training and dig, dig!
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I, uh, better get us a bigger basket.
Be right back!
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- Where's your focus, Po?
- Hyah!
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Concentration is essential to...
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Wait, wait, I wanted to
show you my new nunchuks.
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Be right back!
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Help!
This one's putting up a fight.
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Way to show the truffle who's
boss, Dad. Be right back.
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Be right back!
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00:12:12,890 --> 00:12:14,925
Training time!
Be right back!
250
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,595
Truffle time!
Be right back!
251
00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:20,695
Ooh, quick, boil these
up while they're fresh.
252
00:12:20,705 --> 00:12:21,865
Hmm.
253
00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:23,305
- Attack mode!
- Aah!
254
00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:25,235
[Muffled] Unh!
255
00:12:25,270 --> 00:12:27,305
- Ooh!
- Unh!
256
00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:29,775
[Growls]
257
00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:31,305
[Heavy thud]
258
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:33,745
[Panting]
259
00:12:33,780 --> 00:12:35,985
Let's take a short break, shall we?
260
00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:38,585
[Groans]
261
00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:41,385
[Pounding footsteps]
262
00:12:46,325 --> 00:12:48,895
Oh. Ah.
263
00:12:48,930 --> 00:12:52,735
Oh, Poor Po.
This truffle soup will fix you right up.
264
00:12:52,770 --> 00:12:57,035
Here, son. I made it with
love, sweat, and fungus.
265
00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:58,505
Mmm. Huh?
266
00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:00,475
I'm sorry. No soup tonight.
267
00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:03,205
- What? What, what, what?
- Po's in training.
268
00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:05,719
He has to eat this special
power cake I brought.
269
00:13:05,754 --> 00:13:06,415
Ah.
270
00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:08,985
I always make Po
truffle soup when we camp.
271
00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:11,215
It's a time-honored family tradition.
272
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,655
But this cake is made
with sulfuric compounds
273
00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:15,655
to promote stamina.
Much healthier.
274
00:13:15,690 --> 00:13:17,685
- Ah...
- Po needs soup!
275
00:13:17,695 --> 00:13:20,295
It looks like he's had more
than enough of your cooking.
276
00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:21,695
He needs to keep up his strength
277
00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:23,565
because you boss him around all day!
278
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:27,135
Guys, please!
I'm sure they're both good, see?
279
00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:28,705
- Mm.
- Po, no!
280
00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:30,935
[Bubbling, rumbling]
281
00:13:30,970 --> 00:13:35,345
The sulfur in the cake is volatile
when mixed with hot water.
282
00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:37,245
Oh, well. No harm done.
283
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:40,245
- Wait for it.
- My soup!
284
00:13:42,945 --> 00:13:44,615
Po was right about you.
285
00:13:44,650 --> 00:13:47,955
You are bossy, angry, and bitter!
286
00:13:47,990 --> 00:13:49,755
Po would never say that about me.
287
00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:51,995
[Scoffs] Right.
You're not angry.
288
00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:53,795
But Po was right about your boring,
289
00:13:53,830 --> 00:13:57,425
- pointless camping traditions.
- Uh, pointlessly awesome.
290
00:13:57,435 --> 00:14:00,365
Po, I-I thought you
loved camping with me.
291
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,365
Do you really find
me angry and bitter?
292
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,305
So uncomfortable right now!
293
00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:07,335
You turned my son against me.
294
00:14:07,345 --> 00:14:09,675
You've always been jealous
of how Po looks up to me.
295
00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:12,745
- Son-turner-againster!
- Jealous noodle jockey!
296
00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:14,415
- You're a meddler!
- Take that back!
297
00:14:14,450 --> 00:14:16,845
- It's called personal space.
- Oh, you're a silly person.
298
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:18,755
- Same to you.
- That's it!
299
00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:21,355
I've had it with the both of you!
[Gasps]
300
00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:26,495
[Shouting gibberish]
301
00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:28,895
[Breathing heavily]
302
00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:31,395
Look, I love you both.
303
00:14:31,430 --> 00:14:33,895
But it's impossible to
make either of you happy
304
00:14:33,905 --> 00:14:37,605
without hurting the other one!
So I'm not gonna try.
305
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,835
- Po, where are you going?
- To be by myself.
306
00:14:40,845 --> 00:14:43,745
Everyone's miserable
around here, including me.
307
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:48,545
- Po!
- He also said you had tea breath.
308
00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:51,115
Oh, fathers are crazy!
309
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:53,915
And so are father figures!
[Sighs]
310
00:14:53,925 --> 00:14:55,785
There's no way to understand them.
311
00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:59,295
Understanding, they say,
is the beginning of wisdom.
312
00:15:01,765 --> 00:15:06,395
And you're about to receive
an education... in pain!
313
00:15:06,430 --> 00:15:08,365
Raah!
[Gasps]
314
00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:12,235
- Raah!
- Ah! Wah!
315
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:17,205
Wassah!
[Roars]
316
00:15:17,215 --> 00:15:20,515
Uh, excuse me. Do I know you?
317
00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:25,115
Oh, how rude of me.
I am Kim the Invincible!
318
00:15:25,150 --> 00:15:26,955
We'll see about that, fella.
319
00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:29,755
Time for you to grab
a seat on the pain train!
320
00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:32,525
Hwah!
321
00:15:35,995 --> 00:15:37,695
Okay, that hurt.
322
00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:39,565
Unh! Ah!
323
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:43,465
Hence the appellation, "invincible."
324
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:45,775
[Shouting, grunting]
325
00:15:46,975 --> 00:15:48,235
Hya!
[Ting]
326
00:15:49,545 --> 00:15:51,745
[Grunts]
Hyah!
327
00:15:57,145 --> 00:15:58,685
Whoa.
328
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,555
[Grunts]
Ooh!
329
00:16:00,590 --> 00:16:04,585
Time to bid adieu, body parts.
[Grunting]
330
00:16:04,595 --> 00:16:08,355
But first, I shall do
to you what I do to all of my
331
00:16:08,365 --> 00:16:10,665
soon-to-be-mangled prey.
332
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:14,365
- Is it worse than the mangling?
- It's better.
333
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,935
I'm going to give you
an up close look at...
334
00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:20,535
my body art!
335
00:16:20,545 --> 00:16:22,875
[Scoffs]
You always wanted Po for yourself.
336
00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:24,045
That's why you keep him cooped up
337
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,745
- in your fancy shmancy palace.
- Please.
338
00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:28,245
You're always calling him in to work
339
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:32,315
at that filthy, run-down
noodle shop. [Gasps]
340
00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:35,855
You insult my noodle shop?
That's it!
341
00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:38,695
- It's go time, baby.
- Back off, Ping.
342
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:39,695
I have no wish to...
343
00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:42,795
[yelling] Nooo!
344
00:16:42,830 --> 00:16:45,635
Imposing, aren't they?
345
00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:50,205
I get one for each poor
wretch I annihilate.
346
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:54,075
Like the lion warrior
I eviscerated in lower Zambia.
347
00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:57,475
Or the plucky spider monkey
whom I brained
348
00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:59,545
in the sultry jungles of Borneo.
349
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:05,045
Soon, I was covered with
mementos of my fallen enemies.
350
00:17:05,055 --> 00:17:08,725
But one spot I left blank!
351
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:13,025
And that spot is for you,
the Dragon Warrior,
352
00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:15,595
the greatest prize of all.
353
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:17,925
And the foe whom I shall make suffer
354
00:17:17,935 --> 00:17:20,835
more than all the others combined!
355
00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:23,377
It's an honor?
356
00:17:24,505 --> 00:17:26,905
Po's been captured
by some inky hippo.
357
00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,745
- We've got to help him.
- Wait.
358
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,945
That's Kim, the Invincible.
359
00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:33,075
A physical attack would be useless.
360
00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:37,085
I suppose you've got
a better idea, huh, smart guy?
361
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,615
I might.
362
00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:40,355
Time for your particularly
363
00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:43,055
excruciating demise, Dragon Warrior.
364
00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:46,055
[Grunts] I'm warning you, Kim.
It'll take more than tattoos
365
00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:48,865
and fancy talking words to destroy me!
366
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:51,995
Oh? What if I crushed
your head with this rock?
367
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,035
Ding dong.
368
00:17:53,070 --> 00:17:55,965
Howdy, neighbor.
369
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,635
[Gasps]
Be careful!
370
00:17:57,670 --> 00:18:00,935
We were just camping nearby
and were just about to eat
371
00:18:00,945 --> 00:18:03,775
this delicious soup I made.
372
00:18:03,810 --> 00:18:06,609
Care for some?
373
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,645
Sulfur cake, hot water.
Awesome!
374
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,585
Quiet, you!
I am a bit peckish.
375
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,595
Wait, try adding
this spicy herb cake.
376
00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:21,955
Then the soup won't taste so bitter.
377
00:18:21,965 --> 00:18:23,865
- My soup is not bitter.
- Uh-oh.
378
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:28,195
But, old friend, remember
my idea for a special soup?
379
00:18:28,205 --> 00:18:30,705
- Actually, it was my idea.
- No, it wasn't!
380
00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:31,965
- Yes, it was.
- No, it wasn't.
381
00:18:31,975 --> 00:18:33,005
- Was!
- It was not.
382
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,075
- Was.
- No, wrong.
383
00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:35,075
Yeah, it was!
384
00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:36,376
Aah!
385
00:18:36,377 --> 00:18:39,194
[Grunting, fighting]
386
00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:43,285
[Roars]
387
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:47,557
You blighters will pay for
that faux pas with your lives!
388
00:18:48,025 --> 00:18:49,485
Not quite!
389
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,385
[Roars]
Unh!
390
00:18:51,395 --> 00:18:55,325
- I'll take it from here, guys.
- Oh, will you now?
391
00:18:58,035 --> 00:19:01,135
Yow! Unh!
392
00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:03,865
[Gasps]
393
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,775
[Grunts]
394
00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:08,275
Oh, unh!
Not good, not good!
395
00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:10,345
Ouchie, mama!
Unh!
396
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:13,294
Aah, ow!
Aah!
397
00:19:13,329 --> 00:19:15,745
[Grunting]
398
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,915
Whoa, whoa, oh, oh!
399
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:22,325
[Po screaming]
400
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,925
Unh! Ohh.
401
00:19:27,055 --> 00:19:29,295
Eeh! Ow! Ooh!
402
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,165
Aah, unh!
403
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:35,195
Ow! Ah!
Ooh! Eeh! Ow!
404
00:19:35,205 --> 00:19:37,735
Ohh.
405
00:19:43,775 --> 00:19:46,615
[Chuckles wickedly]
406
00:19:46,650 --> 00:19:50,215
[Screaming]
[Laughing]
407
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:53,515
Aah!
408
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,085
Ping!
Grab the chain and do
409
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:58,225
- the exact opposite of what I do.
- Shouldn't be a problem.
410
00:20:00,555 --> 00:20:03,865
What are you doing?
411
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:05,535
Stop that!
412
00:20:15,205 --> 00:20:18,305
[Roars]
413
00:20:21,185 --> 00:20:26,315
You dare delay Kim the Invincible
from crushing his quarry?
414
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:29,525
Your pitiful ruse ends now.
415
00:20:33,855 --> 00:20:38,125
[Roaring]
416
00:20:38,135 --> 00:20:40,365
Fire in the hippo!
417
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,895
[Gags]
418
00:20:43,165 --> 00:20:45,535
Fools!
As previously stated,
419
00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:48,535
nothing can pierce my impenetrable hide!
420
00:20:48,545 --> 00:20:51,875
Yeah, but what about your
extremely penetrable tummy?
421
00:20:51,910 --> 00:20:53,345
[Rumbling]
422
00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:55,045
[Boom]
423
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,815
[Smoke hisses]
424
00:20:56,850 --> 00:20:58,515
I don't feel well at all.
425
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:01,015
You're about to feel
a whole lot worse!
426
00:21:01,025 --> 00:21:02,625
Shakabooey!
427
00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:03,825
[Boom!]
428
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:11,395
[Belches]
429
00:21:11,430 --> 00:21:15,265
- Nice work, partner.
- Couldn't have done it without you.
430
00:21:16,805 --> 00:21:19,235
All: # Camping, camp-camp
camp-camp-camping #
431
00:21:19,270 --> 00:21:23,105
camping, camping,
camp-camp camp-camp-camping
432
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:25,075
I'm so glad you guys
were able to work through
433
00:21:25,110 --> 00:21:27,345
your disturbing father issues.
434
00:21:28,985 --> 00:21:31,945
We realized that we have
one big thing in common.
435
00:21:31,955 --> 00:21:35,115
We both love you, Po.
Very much.
436
00:21:38,355 --> 00:21:40,025
And now that we
understand each other,
437
00:21:40,060 --> 00:21:42,265
I'm really looking forward
to next year's camping trip.
438
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,825
Not gonna happen, whiskers.
439
00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:47,935
Yeah, I'll be busy next year.
Later.
440
00:21:47,970 --> 00:21:50,405
[Sighs]
Alone again.
441
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:53,105
Master Shifu!
Great to see you back!
442
00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:55,541
So, so alone.
443
00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:59,983
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