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ENGLISH SUBTITLES BY BARISHNIKOV@KATCR.CO
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"I'M NOT PLANNING TO
HAVE SEX WITH THEM"
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Hi.
- Hey. Good morning.
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You got up early.
- You think?
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Thanks.
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I heard there was a problem in the locker room...
- Not your fault.
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You want me to talk to them?
- I'd rather do it myself.
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The problem is not that you're a woman...
it's that you're from Trøndelag.
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I'll go get the turf ready.
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Would you rather train on real grass?
Patrick was very concerned about that.
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Shouldn't we make things easier
for those who come here?
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We may need some new blood,
someone with speed and creativity.
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I don't think that's possible...
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It doesn't have to cost much.
Sandefjord's right wing...
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You don't need no magic wand,
just be a little more "Sunnmøre-like".
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Just go out there and tell them:
"Light it up, boys!"
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They'll listen.
- And then...?
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Nothing... just tell them: "Light it up!"
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I'm not gonna say that.
- She's not gonna say that.
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Michael?
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Can you pick me up at after-school today?
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Of course.
What are you doing there?
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I have a meeting.
- What kind of meeting?
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Hedda told me they need substitutes
for high school.
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I have to speak with the principal.
- Ok.
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We may need something extra in the future...
- You don't have to worry about that.
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I wasn't worried but things
didn't really go as planned.
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She'll have her 15 minutes of glory
then we'll go back to normal.
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Honey... it's good you got a job...
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...but you need to relax,
not to turn yourself into a math teacher.
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It's just not fun.
- It is... you just don't get it.
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There's nothing to get.
It's not funny, it's not comedy at all.
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The problem is you're "anti-humor".
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How about this... what did the horny nun say
when the 8-year-old invalid grabbed her ass?
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Seriously... I don't even wanna hear that.
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She says: "Don't do it, Markus,
it's inappropriate."
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As I thought...
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She's not answering.
I think we can go in anyway.
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Hi there.
Do you need any help?
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Your mom is very cool.
- She's not my mom.
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Are you gonna live here the three of you?
- No, we're only helping her moving.
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Have you got any more stuff to bring in?
- No, I think we're done.
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We'll be in Stampesletta tonight, me and other kids.
We're gonna have some fun.
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What are you gonna do?
- Play some football, a barbecue, things like that.
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Adrian Austnes will be there.
- I don't know who he is.
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Adrian Austnes... he played for Ajax.
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No, no... if you look here... I have...
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He played football, so...
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See that pass...
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He didn't score though.
- No... but the pass was very...
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Since you're Helena's relatives...
- I'm not, I'm her boyfriend.
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Yes, right... anyway,
it's gonna be tonight.
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Only if you feel like... it's open to anyone.
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Hi.
- Shall we start with the usual routine?
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There won't be any normal routine today.
- We must make the most of the time we have.
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Especially if we wanna learn that 5-2-2-1 play.
- 9-1-0... that's what we agreed.
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There's plenty to do but it'll have to wait.
Almerud, let's start with you.
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No one's going home.
This is gonna take all day.
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Almerud is her first choice
but don't be discouraged.
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Shall we stay here and stare at the wall?
- No, let's do some training.
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She wants us to play with 5 defenders,
4 midfielders...
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I'm not doing this.
- Otto, we have training!
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So... what...
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What do you expect from the upcoming season?
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What you mean by "expect"?
- Well, it's...
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We just met yesterday.
I thought we could get to know each other's ideas.
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What are your expectations?
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Well... why do you ask?
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I expect to score many goals.
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I'm thinking around 10 or 15.
That what I expect.
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You scored zero goals in 94 games.
Are you including own-goals?
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No.
- How are you thinking to achieve that?
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I thought you'd figure out how.
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First you gotta apologize for what you wrote.
I'm not afraid of the ball!
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If you're not afraid of the ball...
what is this?
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That's... it was a bad kick,
I knew it was going out of bounds.
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I think we were a bit more on the left.
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What's more important to you?
- Look good or perform well?
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Both.
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I expect more of that stuff.
I see you're honest and thorough.
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I'll do my best to implement your vision.
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What do you expect from me?
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Otto!
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Isn't Otto here?
- He had to leave.
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He had to leave...
come here a minute.
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Michael Ellingsen...
what are your expectations for the season?
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We can start by showing some respect
for the team Patrick has put together.
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I've considered that.
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After we make fools of ourselves on TV,
maybe we'll start thinking a little different.
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Throwing away points it's not good for my career.
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Yes, your career...
- I plan to coach Rosenborg.
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But now I have to put together a team
which can score points right from the start.
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Am I asking too much?
- We play to win games.
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You'll meet some serious resistance.
- Espen agrees with me.
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Espen is not important as he thinks.
- What you mean by that?
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Daddy's home.
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That's misleading, Espen.
What does it matter who she has sex with?
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She's right for the job.
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Who I hire is not your concern anyway.
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You like to think that, Espen...
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...but it's my name on the shirts
and inside the stadium.
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It's my life savings that allow you
to have a job in football.
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This is good for you,
it makes you look progressive and modern.
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In two weeks, when you're gonna have to fire her,
what do you think the papers will say about you? That you're progressive?
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She's not the kind of woman you think she is.
- She spoke of feelings the very first day.
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She's professionally tough and knows what she wants.
That's not really Michael's strong suit.
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She read books
but she doesn't have it in the blood.
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She has a clear vision of the team,
she wants younger legs in it.
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For that, we need the money
you would have given Michael.
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I invested in Michael's idea 'cause I thought
it was gonna pay dividends.
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Frankly, I see no point in investing on her.
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You never doubted my decisions before.
- Because you never took stupid decisions.
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Let's go to dinner.
Give me the chance to convince you.
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You can at least meet her before talking about
what is and what's not in her blood.
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She needs salt and pepper too?
- She only eats frozen pizza and noodles... so, yes.
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Anything else?
- No.
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She seems so full of herself.
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They say she's a PR-enthusiast,
PR-horny I'd say.
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That's the same old problem.
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You would have done that?
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You know she lives around here?
We could pop up at lunchtime.
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Will you stop that?
- Wait, Tormod... what is it?
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You can't talk like that!
- Did I say something wrong?
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It sounded like...
- Leave it.
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Leave it? But...
- He's got an IQ of 25, leave him alone.
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Fucking brats.
- What an asshole...
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Hi!
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Hey!
We took care of everything.
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That's amazing!
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I tried to call you but you left you phone here.
What are you 70?
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Too much going on.
Thanks for letting us use your car, Steffen.
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That's ok,
I've always dreamed of seeing Ulsteinvik.
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Are you hungry?
We have mixed-boiled and lamb sausages.
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Sorry... I'm going out for dinner
and I gotta be charming.
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I can bring back Ben & Jerry's ice cream.
- There's palm oil in that.
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Excuse me... your phone is ringing.
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Aren't you picking up?
What if it's Skavlan?*
(*talk show)
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I'm not going to Skavlan.
- What are you waiting for Oprah?
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Who might be calling from 70077390?
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Did you bring the dresses?
- In your closet.
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Thank you...
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Wow!
What kind of dinner is that again?
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Gotta get the main sponsor
to pay for new players.
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I never knew you were like...
- Like what, Steffen?
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How about like this?
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Tell some jokes.
You'll be sexy and funny.
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Is that wise?
- How would you know, you...
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...I'm the anti-humor.
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The joke about the dwarf who got his bike stolen.
That'll crack them up!
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Hi.
- Hi.
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Yes... just sit here... Bjarne likes that...
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Wow...
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Just be relaxed... he'll see who you are.
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Hey.
Were you waiting for me?
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Hi. Thanks for the last time.
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Hi. Helena Mikkelsen. Nice to meet you.
- Likewise.
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Nice dress.
You should have been wearing it at the press conference.
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Shall we have drinks first?
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Tell Alexander to fix 5 or 6 plates.
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Make sure there's no figs.
- Ok.
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So... this is quite thrilling, isn't it?
- It is.
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I heard the first training day wasn't easy.
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You told him?
- Espen is not my main source.
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Well... there were some small issues.
- It's always like that.
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We'll get around that.
It's worse with the old players.
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Old...?
- They're a bit worn out.
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"Worn out" really sounds bad.
- Maybe we could bring in some young player.
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We're in recession times.
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We could try to sell some player first...
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Who do you like? Rosenborg?
- Well... I grew up in Lerkendal.
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In England?
- I liked Chelsea when Mourinho was coaching.
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I can understand Rosenborg.
But Chelsea...?
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Sheiks and pussy football...
- Something against businessmen getting involved in football?
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Maybe you got it in your blood after all.
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Were you in Lerkendal when they played Real Madrid?
Great match.
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Who scored in that game?
- Who scored...?
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It was in '97...
- Am I being tested?
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I want to get to know you.
I've put so much into this club.
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I feel like I'm at dinner with my father-in-law.
-Like "what you plan to do with my daughter?"...
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I wanna know if you're the right one.
I won't waste time in a short-term relationship.
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I am committed.
- Great, but... you don't know who scored in that game.
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Strand before halftime, Brattbakk after.
Mini had the chance but didn't score.
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What a game that was.
- Any more questions?
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Where is Zlatan from?
Who won the World Cup in '78?
I know both.
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I asked you a question, no need to get hysterical.
- Hysterical...
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Just be glad I'm trying to stop you
from going down a path that leads to beggary.
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We better leave that path then.
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Alexander says if you don't like figs
you better go to a different restaurant.
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Maybe we could go to Ulsteinvik with Nils.
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Grill and football?
What if we stay here and watch Interstellar?
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It would be good to see the place.
Interstellar can wait.
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But with the sausages and...
- Hey!
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I forgot the ice-cream.
- That's ok. How it went?
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Did you get Ronaldo?
- No, I have to look in the flea market.
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Let's find some recruits.
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You might wanna go to Stampesletta.
- What's there?
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There's a lot of talk about this Adrian guy.
- Adrian?
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Yes, he payed in... what was it?
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It was... Arsenal?
No... Ajax maybe?
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Adrian Austnes?
- Yes, I think.
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Is he gonna be there?
- Yes... so says Nils, your neighbor.
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Where did you say it was?
- Stampesletta. Where are you going?
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That's football...
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Adrian!
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Hi. I tried to talk to you earlier...
I'm Helena, the new...
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Yes, I know who you are.
- Can I come in?
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No, you can't.
- May I use your bathroom?
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I really need to go.
- Alright. That way.
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Thanks.
- I'm going to bed now. Close the door after you.
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I met your father once,
when he was training kids in Stabæk.
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He has a very interesting philosophy of work.
Where is he now?
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He works for Vålerenga.
- In Oslo?
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Last time I checked.
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So you live here with your mother?
- With my sister.
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I need someone with rhythm and creativity.
- I've quit.
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It didn't seem so.
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What happened with Ajax?
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I'd like you to...
- I don't give a shit, ok?
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I don't give a shit about Michael Ellingsen or your Club,
is that clear?
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We have training tomorrow at 10.
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Aren't you a bit pessimistic?
- I'm just being realistic.
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I believe we're going back down,
the dream is over.
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We must give her some time.
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Today she has her first training session as Varg coach.
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We'll continue reporting from the training field.
Now we move to a completely different subject...
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Shall we have dinner together tonight?
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We need to go back.
- Aren't you on Easter holiday?
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We promised Steffen's parents
we'd go with them in Geilo.
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They gave us the car but in exchange
we must join them for the annual dinner.
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I could have got you a rental car.
- We'll be back for your first game, ok?
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Alright... I gotta get to work now.
Thanks for breakfast.
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Have a nice day.
- You too.
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More rhythm, boys!
Come on!
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Rhythm!
Keep the pace!
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There you are.
How come you're not out leading the training?
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I asked Michael to do a regular session.
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The press is all here
for your first training day.
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They don't wanna see Michael...
- I'm working on it.
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I saw Adrian Austnes playing yesterday.
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Ok.
- How come he's not here? Have you tried him out?
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Patrick preferred experienced players.
Also he's not very fond of us.
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Why?
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Things got rough when he
was about to sign for Ajax.
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We had a nasty argument with his father about money
and Adrian was caught in the middle of it.
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We could have handled it better.
- You know what happened with Ajax?
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I think only he and his father know.
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He is good and he's still in shape.
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I can't argue with that.
He's disciplined and he goes running 3 times a day.
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Helena, can you say something for us?
- Not today.
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Is it some kind of strategy
you not directing the training session?
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I'm gonna have to ask you
to leave the training area.
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Keep the pace!
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They look good.
- Yes... come on, boys!
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Peeping at your mother's texts?
- Well... what if it's the TV?
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Right... where my charger?
- Over there.
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I'm from VG Sporten,
I'd like a statement.
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P1 here. I was wondering if we could have
an interview about football.
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I'm from KK. We'd like to chat with you
about fashion tips for career women.
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Please call me back at this number.
Thank you.
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Be careful if you know what's good for you.
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You're good at PR
but you're too ugly to be looked at.
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We don't need premenstrual bitches in football.
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Don't come here with your lies to teach us...
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I hope your family dies!
- They're gonna rape you in the showers!
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You better pack your things and go!
- We know where you live!
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How many dicks did you suck to get this job?!
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Fucking lesbian!
- I'll make you suck my dick!
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...cut your throat and stick a knife in your...
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...we'll come to your house you damn bitch...
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Hi, mom, it's me.
You didn't lock the door so we went in.
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I'll see you for dinner tonight.
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Ok, enough for the day.
Good session.
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That was good.
Good intensity.
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Hey, Michael... I want a chance to match my record.
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What's the idea?
- To hit the crossbar.
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Are you playing for something?
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It's "money in the bank, bitch".
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I don't mean you, of course... it's an expression.
We play 3 out of 5, 500 per hit.
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3 out of 5?
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I started to be worried about you
at some point.
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How much do you owe me?
- It was 1000, now it's 1500... 2500.
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Payday.
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Can I try too?
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I should go to after-school but...
- Come on... I wanna play against Michael Ellingsen.
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Alright.
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Shall I go first?
- Yes.
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Almost.
- That was very nice!
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My turn.
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I grazed it.
- No, sorry.
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Ok... one more time.
- 1000.
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Double or nothing.
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Be my guest.
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Ok, now I got it. One more time.
- That's enough.
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Come on, one more. Doesn't have to be for money.
- What do we play for then?
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If you win,
you're gonna run training the whole week.
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And I decide the tactics for the first game.
- Ok.
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And if you win?
- Same as you... plus you'll be quiet and do whatever I say.
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What you're up to?
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3 out of 5.
That should do it.
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Ok... we're having a night session for starters.
See you all on the turf at 7,30.
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Hey... that was amazing.
Where did you learn it?
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Now we have to deliver.
I got a baby coming and he needs First Division money.
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I hear you.
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Ok, Pirlo... I'll see you tonight.
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Are you looking for new players?
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I have a nephew... right wing, impressive player.
Ivar Mellesmo, very swift.
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Patrick never gave him a chance.
You should try him out.
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I'll think about it.
- Ivar Mellesmo.
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I'll give you big discounts if you put him on the team.
- Is that so?
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That's Ivar Mellesmo.
Ivar Mellesmo, keep it in mind.
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Hi, Adrian.
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Wait... your father doesn't care how much you run.
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Stop acting like you know him!
- I know the type.
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'Cause you saw him once?
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Every night, from when I was 5 until I was 16,
my father and I were on a dirt field.
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He taught me I was never going
to be the best at playing football.
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Not even good, 'cause I was a girl.
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He tied his RBK scarf to the crossbar
and put the ball 18 meters away.
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After that, he had nothing to say anymore.
I could be the best at free kicks.
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I had to hit it once, then three times
and I did.
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When you're close to 10... then it really gets tough.
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When I missed, we started over again.
If I was tired or hungry... "all excuses", he'd say.
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And excuses were for losers.
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Now we're not losers.
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It's not for me.
I'm not your father and this is not Ajax.
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We train every day... and you'd always be welcome.
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You must agree that was very impressing.
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The fact that she can hit the crossbar
won't be of any help when we play Sogndal.
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The boys have to perform.
- Maybe she should play too.
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If we're assigned a free kick,
then she could really be helpful.
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Hello!
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Hey... you didn't leave.
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What is it?
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You know what they're saying?
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Hey.
I'll go warm up the engine.
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Didn't you even report this?
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Shouldn't you go to the police?
- I'll get me a secret number.
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Those are actual death threats
and they know where you live!
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You gotta come back home.
This is not worth it.
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That way they win.
- Yes.
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My girl... it might get worse in the future.
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If we lose the first game...
you must stay away from any social media...
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Come here...
forget about what you heard, you hear me?
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What did the short fireman say
when he couldn't find his bicycle again?
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He said... "Did anyone see my bicycle?"
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"I think someone might have stolen it."
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What are you...
- Steffen...
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Ok.
Stay closer.
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Closer to each other.
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The local paper already kicked me out of town.
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They complain I wouldn't answer the phone.
They wonder how the team's moral is.
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I say it's good, isn't it?
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The whole town is pretty much going insane.
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00:48:10,740 --> 00:48:19,260
I got offered a discount at the shop
if I replace Mons with some guy named Ivar.
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Is that a good deal?
- What kind of discount?
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I didn't ask.
What's the shop's owner name?
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Even Mellesmo.
His family has been running the shop for 60 years.
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I bet on Sundays he's gonna be sitting right there.
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All the others around him.
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His neighbors, the dentist, their families...
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Your kids sit right there, don't they?
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They're excited,
they believe we are gonna win.
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00:49:04,340 --> 00:49:09,500
We'll see... my point is we're not friends yet.
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00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:16,140
I don't even know if we'll ever be friends,
I'm not asking you to do it for me.
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I'm asking you to come out and play for them.
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But if wanna give them something to be happy about...
we gotta work together.
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Time to get started now.
Michael, how about a warm-up?
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Ok.
Let's run.
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00:49:58,180 --> 00:50:03,540
Have you been saying it?
- I'm not gonna say that.
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Light it up!
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00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:17,620
Still here?
I thought you were gone by now.
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Mom started to lock the door.
- No Easter trip to the mountains?
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No, I think I'll stick around here for a while.
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Otto?
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I'm sorry about your father...
but this is the last time you're late for training.
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Go warm up.
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