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Most days, I'm Wonder Woman.
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Invincible.
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But some days, I'm not.
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Everyone teaches us to be tough.
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But why don't they teach us to
accept our vulnerabilities?
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After all, who has created
these glass ceilings?
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We did.
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Us.
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Women!
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We feel we cannot break
through this glass ceiling.
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But actually...
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if you believe...
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…that there is no glass ceiling…
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then the sky is the limit.
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Thank you so much.
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Any questions?
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Yes, Ms. Roy.
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Hi, Uma.
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I'm sorry but...
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did I just hear you say
what I think I did?
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You really think that
women are hallucinating…
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…about being held back by men?
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All I am saying is that one
needs courage to be successful.
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Not excuses.
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Patriarchy is not some excuse.
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Women have to work twice
as hard to reach half as far!
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And this is the problem
with millennials…
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…who look at everything from
a male vs female point of view.
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When fighting for feminism, then yes.
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Feminism is not about hating men.
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Feminism means equality.
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And this equality will only come…
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…when we stop feeling
sorry for ourselves.
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Papa, I made my first headline.
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Really?
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Breaking news!
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The dining table has
brown sticky things underneath it.
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Further investigations have revealed…
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…that this is Ashok Rizvi Roy's booger.
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Ashok?
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No way Mom!
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She's lying!
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Mrs. Rizvi Roy,
would you like to check it yourself?
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No! I believe you. Thank you!
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Ashok Rizvi Roy…
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…would you like to say
something in your defense?
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When I grow up,
I'm going to be a journalist.
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Just like my papa.
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Ah!
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There are my glasses.
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Uma…
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Hello.
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I clearly remember
our first board meeting.
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You said you were happy because...
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a woman was starting the company.
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And now you're just
ganging up against me.
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This is not some bus Damini…
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…where you'll find a ladies seat.
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I'm not asking for favours or handouts.
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I'm asking for support,
woman to woman.
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Support? Ya!
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I'm not your mother.
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And please,
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don't come to me with
your problems.
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Come to me with your...
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solutions.
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What are the solutions?
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To undermine my editorial decisions?
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Because the legal department
is just an excuse for you to censor me.
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There is one solution, Damini.
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Why don't you finally...
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take responsibility for your actions.
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I take full responsibility Uma!
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That's why I go after the lawbreakers
and offenders! You know that!
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Oh…so you think you're a crusader?
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You're a vigilante, girl.
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There is a difference.
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I'd rather be a vigilante
than be someone's puppet!
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Stand up for me, Uma.
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That's the least you can do.
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I won't report a word
about this conversation...
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to our other board members.
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And this…
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This is me standing up for you.
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Oh! Look who's here!
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My baby!
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Did you have fun at Dadda's?
Yes!
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What did you do?
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One big poo and three little poo.
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Oh my god!
We also went to the park…
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and we went swimming.
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Wow!
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But nothing is as exciting as a poo.
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You can never compete with a
good poo, right Arya?
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Here you go…
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Dadda, doll house.
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Oh yes! Doll house!
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C'mon! C'mon!
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May I go up?
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Yes? Oh my God. C'mon!
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Let's go before she changes her mind.
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Anjana!
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Hi!
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I'm... I'm Kavya.
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Of course!
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Hi Kavya…Hi…
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I'm sorry, I didn't realise
there was someone in the car.
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That's not your fault.
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I mean brown dress…
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brown car upholstery.
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Who even wears brown right?
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Actually, I told Varun that I
will get camouflaged with the car seat.
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But he said that the brown
really brings out the color of my eyes.
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Oh really?
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He said that?
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Ya, I know right?
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By the way,
it's really nice to meet you finally…
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…and I hope Arya didn't
trouble you too much.
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No, no, she's such a doll!
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And she's got a great sense of humour…
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Smart and witty and...
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she picks up things so quickly!
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I mean…I know…I'm her mother.
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Oh and by the way, before I forget…
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She wanted me to give you
the recipe of this ragi dosa…
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And it's just…
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Actually, it's very simple.
I'm sure you know…
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Only don't forget to add
jaggery and butter on top.
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She just…she loves that. Thanks.
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Wow…friends already?
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Of course.
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In fact, do you want to
do lunch sometime next week?
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Sassy Spoon? Ya?
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Ya… It's close to our office...
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and we can exchange
notes about Mr Grumpy here.
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He's so grumpy from the minute
he wakes up!
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I am not grumpy. I'm chirpy.
No, of course you're not!
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He's not…
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Okay, so before you
guys become besties and all…
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…we gotta go. Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye. See you.
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It's so nice to meet you.
You're so sweet.
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What a bitch.
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With inspiration like this,
anyone can make six packs.
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C'mon, five more.
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I'm from Haryana.
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Hot blood.
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Give me one chance,
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you won't regret it.
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That's it.
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Session over.
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Did you get offended? Oh my god!
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Die! Bastard!
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Fucking bitch!
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Umang, we have security footage.
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There's enough evidence.
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They could sue us for
willfully harming a person.
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That wasn't wilful.
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He forced himself.
Didn't you see that?
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Everyone knows what's
going on with you and Amit.
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So he must've thought
you're easily available.
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You can't demand respect, Umang.
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You have to earn it.
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I don't want respect
from these fuckers.
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Tell them to keep their hands
off me and their junk in their pants.
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Then, perhaps, you should also
learn how to keep your legs together.
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You don't like that you're
a woman?
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Do you hate yourself for it?
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Didn't your parents love
you growing up?
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Sorry, what?
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Please transfer my
salary to my account.
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I quit.
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Umang, come back here.
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Excuse me, where is the
beginner's ballet class?
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3rd door.
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Ok. Thank you.
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By the way, parents are not
allowed to stay with their kids.
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I should hope so.
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Hi.
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Hi.
This is the ballet class, right?
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Yes.
The class will start in 5 minutes.
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Please leave your child there.
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What child?
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Kid.
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Kit?
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Kid.
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Of course, I have my kit!
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No ma'am, kid.
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Good afternoon, sir!
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Good afternoon.
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New ballet teacher?
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She looks stupid to me.
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I don't like her.
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I'm going to tell my mom.
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I'm not your ballet teacher,
I'm Siddhi Patel.
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And I've also enrolled for this class.
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Ma'am, this is beginner's ballet.
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So? I'm no Anna Pavlova.
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I mean for kids between 6 and 10.
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What?! Yes.
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But…but your website
didn't mention that!
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God, Sneha's going to kill me.
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Shit! I even sent my driver back!
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What do I do here now?
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Sir, but why can't she
also take class with us?
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No, but... Yes!
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Sir, please!
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Okay, okay, quickly go change.
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And 5, 6, 7, 8 and point...
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Bring it back.
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Plie.
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And up.
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And up 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...
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And open.
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3, 4…Plie.
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Repeat.
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And point.
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And back.
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Plie.
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And... releve.
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2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
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And open 2, 3, 4...
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There's no glass ceiling.
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We're all just imagining our problems!
She is so fake!
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You can't even tell she's faking it!
She calls herself a liberal...
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but she thinks like a conservative!
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Even the colour of her eye is fake!
What is that!
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This is me standing up for you,
she says!
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If liberals are like this I wonder
what a conservative is!
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Her nose is definitely fake!
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There is no glass ceiling!
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This is a woman's world,
where men take women's last names!
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Ladies.
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Getting drunk in
the middle of a workday.
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I'm confused.
Should I be happy or worried?
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Worried. Happy.
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Muddied.
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Bloodied.
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Ok guys,
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I know that currently
the villain in your life…
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…is another woman.
Just like Sneha is mine.
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But.
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To tell you the truth…
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Your cribbing?
It makes my world go round.
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I mean, whenever
I hear you guys blabber…
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I feel like I'm home.
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And that…all is well with the world.
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Awww.
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All is well with the world!
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Cheers!
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The board, our own people,
want to censor us.
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So what should we do?
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Should we be scared?
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Should we just sit idle?
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Never.
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We are going to go all out
with the kind of...
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journalism Investigator.com
is known for.
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Bold, shocking, ballsy
fucking stories!
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We are going to investigate
the hell out of Investigator.com!
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Are you guys with me?
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Yes.
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Louder people!
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Yes!
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Good!
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So give me those fucking stories!
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I have one…
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00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,240
Walia's extradition.
Who is protecting him?
273
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,240
Meth. The new weight loss drug.
274
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:58,360
How deep is the
doctor-cops-drug dealer nexus?
275
00:11:58,680 --> 00:11:59,560
On one hand,
276
00:11:59,561 --> 00:12:01,960
we're becoming the world's
number one rape country...
277
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,159
and on the other hand,
278
00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:04,879
women can't even protest
against rape...
279
00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,320
without being violently
attacked!
280
00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:09,520
That's our story Asha.
281
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,800
Let's give women a voice
to express their dissent.
282
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,520
Let us be their voice.
283
00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,560
#nocountryforwomen.
284
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,880
Asha…you're going to lead the story.
285
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:22,840
Get to work!
286
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:26,520
Umang.
287
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,360
Umang!
288
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:31,880
Umang.
289
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,400
Please spare me.
I don't want any advice.
290
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,280
Not advice.
I've come to congratulate you.
291
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,640
You're a rock solid woman.
292
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,040
Truly, respect.
293
00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:40,400
Are you playing with me?
294
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:41,880
I'm in no mood for a joke.
295
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:43,920
There's a private client.
296
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,240
Very elite.
297
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,800
She has rejected everyone.
298
00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:49,280
She needs a hardcore trainer
like you for personal training.
299
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,656
They say they need
a personal trainer...
300
00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,616
but they end up treating
you like a personal assistant.
301
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:53,640
It's a lot of money.
302
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,320
And you'll have to travel
with the client as well.
303
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:57,480
Set life.
304
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:02,960
Give me the number.
305
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,320
It's a high profile client.
306
00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,280
I'll pass on your message
to her team.
307
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,720
They'll get in touch with you.
308
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,280
You know, you don't look
it but you're a pretty stand-up guy.
309
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,120
Was that an abuse or a compliment?
310
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,360
You're the one who comes
to me to get tortured!
311
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,120
Kavya, where are the depositions?
312
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,280
What? I am talking to you!
313
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,440
Ma'am, me?
314
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,600
Yes.
315
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,120
But ma'am, I'm Prachi.
316
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,520
And that's what I said.
317
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,560
No, ma'am. You said Kavya.
318
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,280
I'm…I'm so sorry.
319
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:45,720
Prachi, right?
320
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,399
You know Kavya was my
previous associate so...
321
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,560
just a little confusion.
322
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,440
Can I have the deposition, please?
323
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,520
Sure ma'am.
324
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,000
Two weeks.
325
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,280
My periods are two weeks late.
326
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:02,560
They're never late.
327
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:03,680
I'm not pregnant.
328
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,440
Unless it's an immaculate conception.
329
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,640
Don't worry, you're not pregnant.
330
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,240
Thank God!
331
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,640
Not that I have a problem
with babies.
332
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,200
I don't mind babies.
I like babies.
333
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,040
But tell me something…
334
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,120
…why do all women
need to feel maternal?
335
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,119
I think perpetuating the myth
of the maternal instinct...
336
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,440
actually harms women.
337
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,760
And impairs their growth.
338
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,160
Don't you think?
339
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:29,320
I know I'm a gynac but as
a doctor can I ask you a question?
340
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:30,640
Sure.
341
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,600
When was the first time
you started exhibiting...
342
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,120
signs of compulsive behavior?
343
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:40,000
Like this?
344
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,120
I just don't...
345
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:44,320
You know what…as a Muslim,
I've never felt like a minority.
346
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,720
But as a woman I have.
347
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,680
Amina, c'mon...
348
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,920
Arundhati Roy has
just now won the Booker.
349
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,200
Ya…Diana Haydon is Ms. World.
350
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:53,856
Phoolan Devi just got
elected to parliament.
351
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,240
Ya… Indian women are everywhere.
352
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:55,880
Please.
353
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,640
Three women amongst a million men.
354
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,160
And we should celebrate!
355
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,240
We can't even sell a car
without a half naked woman.
356
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,160
Women are looked upon
as sexual beings!
357
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,040
Look at the kind of
songs we have.
358
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,120
"You bloody sexy thing!"
359
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,680
Damini, what do you
have to say to this?
360
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,120
C'mon, Mahesh. She's just a child.
What would she know?
361
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,640
No, no, we don't differentiate
in this house. Right?
362
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:22,160
Mama…I'm hungry.
363
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,040
Food's ready in the kitchen,
sweetheart.
364
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,480
Go have it. Good girl.
365
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,200
So I'm going to recommend…
366
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,480
…a therapist.
367
00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,080
A therapist? Yep.
368
00:15:58,800 --> 00:15:59,800
As in a shrink?
369
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,520
I don't need a shrink.
370
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,080
It's my shitty hormones
and vagina that need fixing.
371
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,240
Not my brain.
372
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,680
Your vagina is fine.
373
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:11,760
It's perfect.
374
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:20,560
To a great first date.
375
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:21,160
To a great first date.
376
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:22,320
Proost!
377
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,840
Proost means cheers in Dutch.
378
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:27,560
Oh...
379
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,040
Okay…
380
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,800
You know, I mean I just love to travel.
381
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,976
Like especially since I
got that new chartered airplane.
382
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,760
You know my friend's dad
also owns one.
383
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,416
Yeah well,
you know, that's the difference.
384
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,760
I'm a self-made man, Sindhi.
385
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:38,640
Siddhi.
386
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,680
Siddhi, ya of course.
387
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:40,960
Look, to be honest Siddhi…
388
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,280
Every time I come to India…
389
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:45,760
…my parents set me
up with some eligible girl.
390
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,160
But somehow I've never really
found someone who truly gets me.
391
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,240
Like the real me.
392
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:50,960
You know what I'm saying?
393
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,056
I think I need to meet someone
who knows where I've come from…
394
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,600
…and where I'm going.
395
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,000
Hibiscus. Have you heard of us?
396
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,080
Not really.
397
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,176
But, you know, my friend Damini?
She has her own company…
398
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,696
Yeah, well I mean, I'm sure
that's great for her here in Mumbai…
399
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,296
…but babe, you're really
nothing till you haven't...
400
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,336
made it big in Silicon Valley.
401
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,440
I mean, c'mon…
402
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:08,600
Oh…okay.
403
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,000
It's like, you know,
Mark is my neighbor.
404
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:12,160
Mark?
405
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,680
Zuckerberg? Facebook?
406
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:14,760
Really?! Ya.
407
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,720
So do you guys like
hang out and stuff?
408
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,720
Well, we go to the
same coffee shop.
409
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,200
So do Salman and I
but we're not friends.
410
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,320
Rushdie?
411
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:24,920
Khan.
412
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,240
Salman Khan?
413
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,880
I hate Bollywood.
414
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,440
You know, as a kid,
when I used to travel to America…
415
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,960
…I used to love sticking
my head out of the sunroof.
416
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,520
Driver, sunroof.
417
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,400
Really?!
418
00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,040
Ya.
419
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:23,400
God! Your feet are so beautiful!
420
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,720
If your feet were on a
dating app…
421
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:30,040
…you'd get maximum right
swipes baby!
422
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,520
Owww! What the fuck!
423
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,560
Oh my God! I'm so sorry!
424
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,256
I really didn't mean to… shit!
Blood! Blood!
425
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,920
I think you've broken my nose,
you psycho!
426
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:37,760
Oops.
427
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,360
What am I going to do?
I love my nose!
428
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,520
According to Leonardo
Da Vinci's golden ratio…
429
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,960
…my nose is perfect for my face!
430
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,320
Listen, relax! It's just a nose bleed!
431
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,640
What?! Are you crazy?!
What if it's permanently damaged?!
432
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:48,760
God!
433
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:50,480
What are you doing?!
434
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,039
I don't have a tissue
but here…use this.
435
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:53,920
Oh my God. No!
436
00:18:53,921 --> 00:18:55,321
You want me to put this
on my face?!
437
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,560
It's not used.
438
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,280
Driver, stop the car.
439
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:04,560
Seriously?
440
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,560
Shut up!
441
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,640
What did you tell Sneha?
442
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,560
Simple.
443
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,399
That Pawan is a non vegetarian.
444
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,640
And will expect the
same from me after marriage.
445
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:20,720
Shame…
446
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,200
John Mayer has said
'My body is a wonderland'.
447
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,240
How can I just defile…
Ooh! Chicken wings!
448
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,760
By the way,
Kavya called Varun Mr. Grumpy.
449
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,520
Anj, you're still
obsessing with that girl.
450
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:37,320
She is playing a game
with me and I will not…
451
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:38,160
Shit!
452
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:38,920
Woah!
453
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,799
I'm so sorry. My bad!
454
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,800
Nice catch, Jeh.
455
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,480
Guys! Samara Kapoor!
456
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,640
Guess who yelled at her…
457
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,720
And I still feel shit about it.
458
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,320
She is my childhood crush.
459
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,800
I love her!
460
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,319
I mean she's bubbly,
she's pretty, she's hot…
461
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,039
I wish I could
take her to the fields...
462
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,040
and do some body
weight exercises with her!
463
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,320
One more time.
464
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,056
I've got the trick now.
Siddhi, c'mon do something.
465
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,080
Something.
466
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,320
Sneha!
467
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,400
Look up and smile bitches!
468
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,040
Hey, all good?
469
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,560
What?
470
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:30,760
Nothing.
471
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,960
Hey, can I ask you a question?
472
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:34,520
Ya...
473
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,480
How come you've been
hanging back here lately?
474
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,920
Is that a problem?
475
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,320
No, no. Not at all.
476
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:41,920
Of course not. I'm...
477
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,160
I'm just curious.
478
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,520
I've just been stressed
with work lately…
479
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,160
And I guess I don't
feel like going back...
480
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,680
to that empty house
all alone anymore.
481
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,560
The walls feel like they're...
482
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,800
closing in on me.
483
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,040
You know what I mean?
484
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:07,520
Trust me, I do.
485
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,880
The Japanese have invented something.
486
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,800
It's called the
boyfriend-girlfriend coat.
487
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,440
So you wear it and…
488
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,160
then it hugs you and…
489
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,040
asks you how your day was.
490
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,560
I should leave. No wait.
491
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:32,920
Hang on.
492
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:34,560
What?
493
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,440
Japanese single malt.
494
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,320
To the dichotomy of living alone.
495
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,040
Can't live with someone…
496
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,320
Can't live without someone?
497
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,880
Cheers. Cheers.
498
00:21:58,920 --> 00:21:59,920
I love it.
499
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:12,480
Hi Anj…
500
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:13,680
Hey…
501
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,960
She sleeping?
502
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:20,560
Ya...
503
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:22,480
What's going on?
504
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,360
You want to come in?
505
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,120
No, I'm sorry I…
506
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,640
…I shouldn't be disturbing
you at this hour.
507
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:31,800
Look...
508
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,200
Kavya's not home.
509
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:34,440
Please.
510
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,799
Just come inside.
511
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,600
Don't be so formal.
512
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,360
Coffee?
513
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,680
The one thing I did well…
514
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,080
when we were married.
515
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,080
No, I'm fine.
516
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,240
Come.
517
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,800
Actually, we were watching TV…
518
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,200
…there were these cartoons on.
519
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,880
And she fell asleep here so...
It's…
520
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,400
It's okay.
521
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,160
Sit.
522
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,400
Sometimes I can't believe
she's ours.
523
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,120
Remember as a baby how
she would sleep?
524
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,120
Those little froggy legs.
525
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,720
And her arms by the side
of her head.
526
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,000
She's too beautiful.
527
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,400
And we created that.
528
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,160
Can you imagine?
529
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,080
We.
530
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,120
The two of us.
531
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,360
Two complete nutcases…
532
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,280
…created that.
533
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,040
Shit. I totally forgot to tell you.
534
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,680
Kavya had written
down that dosa recipe.
535
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,120
And she said to give it to you.
536
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,640
You know, I think I'll just
book a cab.
537
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,560
I have like a 9am meeting.
538
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,440
Ya? Ya.
539
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,600
You sure?
540
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:26,560
Rish.
541
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,160
Hi…
542
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,320
Hi, hottie.
543
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:31,960
When did you get into town?
544
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:33,120
Just this weekend.
545
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:35,280
A message would've been nice.
546
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,640
Ya but this is so much
more spontaneous.
547
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,800
And…
548
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:40,640
Sexy.
549
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:52,640
Did you come?
550
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,840
Nope.
551
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:56,160
No?
552
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:57,480
Okay...
553
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,280
Every time.
554
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:22,800
Every time.
555
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:33,520
How's work?
556
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,080
Same old, same old.
557
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,320
Always the secretive Damini.
558
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,040
Rishabh…
559
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:53,880
Let me stay tonight…
560
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,160
You know me. You know how I am…
561
00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,640
Ya... I know.
562
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:00,880
I know.
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