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Nice decorations.

I think you missed a spot.

I can still see a piece of your lawn.

Well I like your decorations too.

In case you hadn't noticed
it is Christmas time.

How can you not notice on this street?

Me, I like to do my own thing.

Which is...?

Nothing I guess.

Have a good day.

Okay April, one more decoration

and you will officially be over the top.

There can never be too many decorations.

Oh my God!

You still have these?

Yeah forever!

Do you remember why Mom
and Dad gave me these?

Yes I do.

It was so that you could
get your picture taken

with Santa Claus even
though you were too old

to sit on his lap at the mall.

You cried all the way home.

No, I'm sorry.

You can never be too old
to sit on Santa's lap.

Elaine, here.

Take a picture for me to send to mom.

- Okay.
- Okay.

She will love it.

Okay, one, two, three.

Love that.

Where is that coming from?

Two doors down.

It's my new neighbor.

From what I can tell he's a real...

Yeah, If it's not him and his buddies,

it's him and his sports car.

It's a shame you can't
choose your neighbors.

No... And he's the only
one on this entire block

who won't put decorations
in his front yard.

Like not even a little bit.

Really?
Nothing?

Nothing!
Like not even one thing!

So... How about that glass
of wine you promised me?

That I can do.

Mom's gonna be really happy
to hear you have a boyfriend.

What?!

He looks really cute in this picture.

I love you.

They're going deep!

Here it is!

Come on!

What?!

Throw the fly!

That's terrible.

Pass me one of the slices
that have pepperoni.

Hey Ted, how are the kids?

Doing well. Doing well.

Speaking of... Anyone
know where you can find one

of those talking Furry Murray toys?

Yeah forget it man.

Those are the hottest toy this year!

I know, my kid wants one for Christmas.

We can't find them anywhere.

My wife found one online.

But you don't wanna know

how much we paid for that thing, man.

I think you're already
paying for it, buddy.

- Really?
- Seriously.

You do not know what
you're missing, my friend.

When you see the smiles on
their faces on Christmas morning,

it makes it worth it.

Says the guy wearing a Santa hat.

Get this thing off.

It's not like I don't like kids.

I'm crazy about my sister's.

Then why'd you buy this big house?

More wall space for my book jackets.

So, Uncle Eric, what are
you doing for Christmas?

Going skiing again?

Not this year.

Bridget's not much for outdoor sports.

Wait a minute... who's Bridget?

His latest girlfriend.

Pump the brakes.

She's not technically a girlfriend.

We've only been going
out for a few months.

Plus, I gotta stick
around and finish my book.

Deadline's the end of the month.

How's it going?

You know...

Another best-seller I take it?

Who wants another beer?

Got anymore of that guacamole?

Yeah, that was good stuff.

Where'd you get it?

I made it.

It's one of the recipes from my book.

Yeah, that's right.

You didn't read it, did you?

You're going to make
someone a great wife someday.

The game's back on.

So, there is something that
I want to talk to you about.

Did Steve propose?!

No.

If he had we'd be drinking
champagne right now.

Well, tell me, what is it?

What do you wanna tell me?

Okay, it's about the orchestra.

So Ivan Samuels is retiring
at the end of the season,

and they're starting auditions soon.

And...?

Why are you telling me?

Because I think you should audition.

Wait, no.
Are you serious?

No!

No, no, no, no, no... You know
what happens to me when I audition.

So you get the hiccups.

I bet you they wouldn't even notice.

Do you remember the ninth
grade recital auditions?

Yeah.

I mean there's gotta be
a way to get over that.

No.
I have tried everything.

Just think about it.

How awesome it would be if you got in,

and we could play together.

I mean that's always been our dream.

Look, there is a saying.

"Those who can, do, and
those who can't, teach".

Look, you're a good teacher April,

but you're a great violinist.

You're just afraid to find that out.

No. No.

I am afraid to audition.

There is a clear difference there.

Enough about me.

How are you, and Steve?

How's the restaurant?

Good.

It's his first Christmas
since he bought the restaurant,

so he's just working around the clock.

Hey, Mom.

How are you?

I'm fine, but your niece and nephew were

a little disappointed you didn't
make it over here yesterday.

I told you I would try and
make it by, but it turns out

some of the guys came by
for the game, and well...

you know.

How about stopping by today?

Sorry, I can't.

I got a meeting with my agent,

and then I have some
writing I need to get done.

When are Dana and Bruce coming home?

Your sister and brother in-law

will be home the day after tomorrow.

I'll try to make it
over there before then.

I promise.

Eric, don't let the kids down.

They want to spend
time with their uncle.

Don't make me feel guilty or anything.

Isn't that what mothers do best?

See you soon, sweetheart.

Alright.
Bye mom.

Another extension?

Look Eric, we've already gotten you two.

I don't think the
publisher will go for it.

Why not?

I'm one of their
best-selling authors, right?

I'll give it a try.

Just between us, what's
taking you so long?

I mean, it's not like
you're writing War and Peace.

What's that supposed to mean?

Oh c'mon, Eric.

I've repped you for ten years.

These books are pretty formulaic.

Honestly, why are you having such

a hard time all of a sudden?

Honestly?

I think I'm finally getting
tired of writing the same thing.

No, that's not good.

Nuh-uh.

Good job sweetie.

Just remember you wanna keep
the bow between the fingerboard

and the bridge, It's very important.

Let's try it again.

Hey!

- She did great today.
- Great!

Did you have fun, Hun?

Afternoon, April.

Conrad.

I really must commend you on
your decorations this year.

Aw.

Thank you.

Now if we could just get
everyone else on board.

I think he's a lost cause.

I mean would it really
be that much trouble to...

Afternoon, Mr. Redford.

I'm glad I ran into you.

Really?

Why's that?

The neighbors have generously offered

to decorate your front yard.

You won't even have to lift a finger.

Thanks anyway,

but I happen to like my
house just the way it is.

That's why I bought it.

Maybe just a couple of strings...

No thanks.

I'm good.

Hey, Nick.

How's the writing coming?

It's not.

Well, you better find
some inspiration fast,

because the publisher
says no more extensions.

You alright?

Just a moment.

Excellent, beautiful presentation.

Hey, sorry I am late, boss.

Boss.

I could get used to that.

Don't get used to that.

So what's up?

The groom had cold feet.

I had to start The
Wedding March three times

before he walked down the aisle.

Well I've got to...

Coming.

Your blind date had to leave.

What blind date?

He's a friend of Steve's.

He's an ER doctor.

We thought you two might hit it off,

but he got called out
on an emergency, so...

Don't you two ever give stop?

No.

Looks like a full house tonight.

Minus one.

Another potential
husband down the drain.

Isn't this everything
I told you it would be?

Yeah, it's very...

Romantic.

I know.

I think that's my neighbor.

Where?

The violinist.

The teacher with those all
those annoying students?

I didn't say they were all bad.

So are we doing anything for New Years?

I haven't even thought about Christmas.

All I can think about these days

is the looming deadline for my book.

Well maybe we can go to
the Black and White Ball

at the Walker Museum?

Yeah... About that...

Any requests?

We'd appreciate it if you could
play at someone else's table.

We're just trying to
have a quiet dinner.

Of course.
I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to disturb you.

The way my students obviously have.

I guess she heard.

What was that all about?

That's my neighbor.

You know the one who won't
decorate for Christmas.

Guess he's not much of a music lover.

He is kind of cute, though.

Hello?

Mom?

Hey, how's my favorite daughter?

As your only daughter
that joke never gets old.

Shouldn't you be getting
on a plane right now?

Yeah, about that...
Our flight was canceled.

Actually, all of the
flights were canceled.

Their is a massive snowstorm
and everything's been shut down.

Oh my.

Listen, how are the kids?

Good, good.
They're sleeping.

Bruce is on the phone trying to find out

when we might get a flight back.

Don't you worry about anything.

They can stay with me
as long as you need.

They're saying it's gonna
be four or five days,

maybe even a week, before
the airport re-opens.

A week?

Oh my goodness!
Mom, did you hear that?

I did.

We might not make it back
in time for Christmas.

We've never missed a
Christmas with the kids before.

Sarah, do you mind looking after
the kids for another few days?

Of course not.

You know I love to have them.

Thanks mom. Love you.
Bye!

Take care you two.

I did not think we were
gonna make it out of there

in one piece.

Remind me not to do
anymore Christmas shopping.

At least for a while.

I can't believe after all that shopping,

and I still don't have
all of my presents.

I mean I'm done.

The last two things
I bought were for me.

Do you have time for tea?

The Carlyle is doing
their special Christmas tea

again this year.

I wish I could, but I
have to go to rehearsal.

Noooo.

Before I forget, I
have something for you.

What is it?

It's an early Christmas present.

I don't understand.

What's is it?

It's the date and time of your audition.

I didn't agree to this.

What have you got to lose?

Are we still on for skating this week?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Bye.

- Hi, mom.
- Hello.

Before you say anything I was gonna try

and make it over there later
today to see the kids...

You have to come over now.

Why, what's wrong?

I think it's the flu.

I'm feeling achy all over,
and I think I have a fever.

And I'm in no condition
to look after the kids,

so you're gonna have to
come and pick them up.

I can take them for a day,

but aren't Dana and Bruce
gonna be back tomorrow?

No.

They're stuck in Norway.

What does that mean exactly?

Haven't you been listening to the news?

No, I've been trying to write a book.

Northern Europe is covered
in a blanket of snow

they're calling the snow
storm of the century.

So, you're gonna to have to come
over here and pick up the kids,

and look after them until I'm better,

or until Dana and Bruce get back.

Whichever comes first.

Eric?

Are you still there?

Yeah.

How long does a flu usually last?

At my age, who knows?

And why would anyone
hold a business conference

in Norway in the middle of the winter?

Well you're gonna have to ask
Bruce that when you see him.

Look honey, the kids are all packed up.

You just get here as soon as you can.

Cheque please.

I brought you some soup.

Thank you, sweetheart.

That was very thoughtful.

Mom, are you sure I
should be taking the kids?

You know how bad my luck
is around this time of year.

Are you still convinced
you've got that Christmas jinx?

Why do you think I've gone out
of town the last four years?

Well, you're stuck in town now.

Maybe you'll finally get over it.

Kids!
Your Uncle Eric is here.

Come on!

Okay, bye!
Be good you two!

Bye Grandma!

We will!

Who's ready to have some
fun with their Uncle Eric?

We're not going to fit in there.

Let's not jump to conclusions.

I'm not sitting on anyone's lap.

I wasn't thinking that.

We'll figure it out...

Mom's car is just in the
garage, and it can fit all of us.

Nice driving Uncle Eric.

What, I'm not used to driving this boat.

Here let me take that for you.

You're my new favourite.

Dibs on the master.

You're sleeping in the basement.

Here we are.

Just get comfortable.

Mi Casa... Su Casa.

You've got no Christmas decorations.

Not that comfortable.

How come you don't
have a Christmas tree?

That's a long story.

Don't you like Christmas?

Not particularly, no.

How come?

I'll tell you when you're older.

Gimme that.

But Uncle Eric, if we
don't have a Christmas tree

how will Santa find us?

Well maybe he's got GPS or something.

And if we don't have a tree,

where will we put all the presents?

What presents?

And we always decorate the
tree, and string popcorn.

And we have to make Christmas
cookies to leave for Santa.

And we always hang our stockings,

and build a snowman...

Aw, come on Chels.

We're gonna have a
great time, I promise.

How?

I don't know.

Let me think about it for a minute.

You got any ideas?

Make Christmas for us.

Right...

Eric, are you okay?

Yep, yep.

I'm up.

How are the kids?

Probably still sleeping.

Look, I really can't thank you enough.

Well, I don't think your kids
are gonna feel the same way.

Why's that?

You know I don't do Christmas.

I know it's asking a lot,

but could you maybe just
get them a Christmas tree?

That is a big ask.

Okay Romeo.

Listen, they're the only
niece and nephew you've got.

How about this one?

No.

This one's nice, right?

It's not too small.

It is too small.

Okay, what'd you have in mind?

Something a lot bigger.

Are you kidding me?

This thing looks like it
belongs in Rockefeller Center.

It's just like the ones
Mom and Dad always get.

Are you sure?

I don't recall them being this big.

Fine.

Excuse me.

We'll take this one.

Okay, wait.

I will get all of the ingredients

for the Christmas cookies.

Okay, good.

Can you play at the
restaurant on Wednesday night?

Can't.

I am playing at an anniversary party.

That's too bad.

Why?

What are you up to?

Steve maybe got the ER doctor
to come back on Wednesday night.

He was gonna make a
special menu and everything.

Maybe we could do it
Thursday night instead?

That might work.

I'm playing at a corporate
Christmas party that afternoon,

but I could probably get there by seven.

Have you given any more
thought to the audition?

Opportunities do not come
around like this every day.

I know, and I am thinking about it.

Okay good.

- I love you.
- I love you.

- Brat!
- Yeah whatever.

Alright, I got this.

Be careful.

That wasn't good.

That's quite a tree you have there.

Tell me about it.

We picked it out ourselves.

I like your decorations.

Thank you.

Your kids?

No! No.
I don't have kids.

This is my niece and nephew...

Chelsea and Liam.

- Hello.
- Hey Chelsea. Hey Liam.

Sorry, I don't know your name.

April.

And you're Uncle...

Eric.

Eric Redford.

Nice to meet you.

Can I help you carry this?

That'd be great, thanks.

Do you think Conrad will notice?

He notices everything.

I got the door.

At least you're better
at this than your driving.

It's going to take a lot of
ornaments to fill up this tree.

We forgot to buy ornaments.

Can't you just pretend it has ornaments?

I mean you're kids,
use your imagination.

I don't think I can pretend that good.

Oh, come on Chels...

the smell alone is
plenty Christmasy, right?

Am I right?

No!

Look, I have a lot of
extra ornaments at my house

that you can use.

Of course you do.

I bet the inside of your house
looks like Santa's workshop.

Close to it.

Can we go over there and see it?

Maybe another time, Chelsea,
I've got a lot of work to do.

Well, that's okay, I can take them.

I'm sure they'll really love it.

That's what I'm afraid of.

Please?

Go ahead.

I'll be here with the tree.

Bye Uncle Eric!

Try not to break anything!

I'll just be here setting
up the Christmas tree.

Fun, fun, fun.

All by myself.

That's a lot of Christmas decorations.

Did somebody ask for Christmas in a box?

I love the reindeer!

Here we can put that on your hat.

You guys are doing such
a job with decorating.

We definitely need
more ornaments you guys.

Would you mind turning that down?

What's your favourite ornament guys?

Hey!

That's exactly how I
broke my leg six years ago.

Is that why you don't like Christmas?

One of the reasons.

Well what do you think?

Is it possible it's getting bigger?

We haven't even turned
on the lights yet.

Well who wants to do the honors?

Maybe Uncle Eric?

How about Chelsea?

Wow is right.

That's the most beautiful
Christmas tree I've ever seen!

Yeah... It, looks, pretty good.

Well, I should probably get going.

Thank you guys for letting
me help you decorate the tree.

I'll walk you out.

I feel like it needs
more sparkly things.

Hey...

Thanks for doing all that
for my niece and nephew.

Well, I guess it's no
secret that I love Christmas,

and the way I look at
it I just got the chance

to decorate a second Christmas tree.

You remind me of someone I used to know.

She was crazy about Christmas, too.

Well I hope I didn't bring
back any bad memories.

Well, that's a whole other reason

why I don't like Christmas.

But you made the kids very happy.

I just hope it lasts until my
sister and her husband get back

so I can finish my book.

Well, it was my pleasure.

Good luck with that book.

Thanks.

What's going on?

Maybe you could tell me?

I found this thing in my front lawn.

Do you happen to know how he got here?

No.

I've never seen him before.

What are you going to do with him?

Curb him.

And, hopefully whoever put
him here will take him back.

I can see you!

Would it really be so hard for you

to get into the Christmas spirit?

I mean just like a little bit?

What do you call that Christmas tree
that's taking up half my living room?

'Cause I call that Christmas spirit...

and then some.

Maybe there's hope for you yet.

Hope for me?

Come in.

Hey.

Hey.

Did I tell you I talked
to Mom last night?

She's coming on Christmas day!

I know, I am so excited to see her!

She's gonna be so happy.

She misses the snow so much
now that she's in Florida.

I know.

Thank you so much for letting
me keep Steve's presents here.

Oh yeah!
No problem.

I noticed your cute neighbor
has a Santa Claus on his lawn.

Did he come around?

No, not really, but he
did put up a Christmas tree

for his niece and nephew
while they're staying with him.

So cute.

How do you know that?

I met him when he knocked
over Conrad's reindeer

with his tree.

Come again?

It was this thing.

But you know what?

It turns out he's not
really that bad of a guy.

You found out all of this

from a short conversation
on his front lawn?

Easy.

I helped him carry in
the Christmas tree...

Then I helped him
decorated... It's no big deal.

Stop.

So... who is he?

Well... His name is Eric Redford.

He's a writer.

Wait!

Eric Redford?

Are you serious?

What?
Have you heard of him?

Only because of Steve.

Steve owns like all of his books.

And his books are part of the reason

why Steve still has not proposed.

What kind of books does he write?

Only the kind that give men
great reasons to stay single.

Uh-huh, yeah.

That makes sense.

So how's it going over there?

So far so good.

See, I told you there was no
such thing as a Christmas jinx.

How's the book coming?

Slowly.

How are you feeling?

You ready to take the kids back soon?

I wish I could honey, but this
flu has really knocked me out.

I better go.

I'll see you soon.

Talk to you soon.

Okay...

I'm working.

We're bored.

Hot on your tail.

Nitrous!

Here I come!

Yeah!
Making the pass!

Look, there's the finish line!

Yes!

Did you give me the bum controller?

No, you're just not good.

My controller's not working.

- Come on! Come on! Come on!
- Is that helping?

Who's gonna win?
Who's gonna win?

Yes! I win!

Way to go buddy.

You did pretty good.

Hey don't touch the hair.

Can I play?

No, it's almost time for bed.

And, I have some writing to do tonight.

Come on.

Uncle Eric, when are you going
to buy your Christmas presents?

The last minute. Why?

Don't worry, you're on my list.

It's not that...

Well then what's the problem?

We have to buy our Christmas
presents for mom and dad.

Yeah.

Could you take us shopping?

Sure I can do that.

Come with me.

This is how I shop for
Christmas every year.

Gift cards.

Makes life so much easier.

That's not how we shop.

We need art supplies...

glue, paper, and glitter...

You make your presents?

Yeah, some of them.

And besides, don't you
need gifts for like mom,

dad and Grandma?

And your friends?

And us?

Can't I just get you
guys gift cards too?

No!

It's eight days till Christmas,
the stores are gonna be packed.

But we have to see Santa
Claus, and that's where he is.

Santa Claus?

You know like jolly, hohoho...?

Yeah, no.

I get it, Liam.

Please Uncle Eric?

- Please?
- Alright.

Go get ready for bed.

Hey, Bridget...

Good morning.

You're not calling to
cancel lunch are you?

How about we go Christmas
shopping instead?

I would love that.

Great.

And by the way I have
my niece and nephew

so they'll be coming too.

Is that okay?

Yeah, sure.

I love kids.

I'll pick you up at noon.

Christmas shopping?

Isn't that a little traditional for you?

I suppose I deserve that.

Liam and Chelsea guilted
me into taking them.

Are they here?

Yeah, they're waiting
in line to visit Santa.

My friend, Bridget's
over there with them.

I thought I'd use the
time to buy my mom a gift.

But I don't even know where to begin.

Would you have any suggestions?

They have some really
cute stuff over here.

I found these adorable
Christmas socks...

Okay, you're up next.

Ho-ho-ho, now what's your name?

Are you Uncle Eric's girlfriend?

I think so.

How much longer is this gonna take?

I don't know, but when it's
my turn to talk to Santa

I have a big list.

Oh, boy.

He waved at me!

Well what did you get her last year?

A gift card.

Okay... And the year before that?

A... gift card.

And let me guess.

You got her a gift card
the yard before that?

Good guess.

Have you ever done any
real Christmas shopping?

The last year I did
someone stole my car.

And it wasn't just any car.

It was a 1965 Corvette Sting Ray.

I bought it after I sold my first book.

They stole it right out
of the mall parking lot

just before Christmas.

That was six years ago.

And is that the reason you
don't celebrate Christmas?

Just another one of the many.

There are more?!

Oh my gosh.

What about Jewelry?

This guy has some amazing
one-of-a-kind stuff.

Now that's something she would like.

What about that necklace?

That is pretty.

Excuse me.

Would you mind if we
took a look at this?

Sure thing.

That's beautiful.

Would you try it on?

Sure.

It's beautiful.

It really looks nice on you.

Thanks.

You should get it.

Oh no.

I am not doing any Christmas
shopping for myself this year.

You don't have anyone you could
drop a hint to this Christmas?

No.

Really?

No.

I didn't mean anything by that.

I just meant... that's hard to believe.

I guess Bridget could use some saving.

I should probably go.

Yeah.

Thanks for your help... again.

So we good now?

You've got your tree, your presents,

and you visited Santa today.

So we're done, right?

Yeah... I guess so.

So why don't you go upstairs
and get ready for bed?

I'm not tired.

Really?

I'm not tired either.

Okay, so what do you want to do?

Can we watch a movie?

Please Uncle Eric?

All right.

You go pick one out.

I'll go make the popcorn.

Well, we've got an interesting
week of weather coming up...

Hello?...

Sounds like I woke you.

No... Liam and Chelsea
are asleep on the couch.

We were watching a movie
and they passed out on me.

Aww that's adorable.

So how are you feeling?

Well, a little better.

My throat is still scratchy.

How are you making out over there?

I took the kids
Christmas shopping today.

Next thing you know you'll be telling me

you bought a Christmas tree.

We got a Christmas tree.

That was Dana's idea.

But Liam and Chelsea have
talked me into everything else.

Everything else?

You know, everything they normally do

during Christmas time.

I don't know how Dana and
Bruce do it every year.

Well, you stay strong, sweetheart.

And remember, you're the boss.

Give them my love.

I will.

Okay, now you have everything you need

to make your Christmas cards, right?

Because I need to work undisturbed

for the next few hours,
so unless it's really,

really important you're on your own.

We good?

Yep!

We're gonna be busy for a long time.

Great.

Hopefully I will be, too.

I'm gonna spill this
all over the kitchen.

A tablespoon of this, right?

Yep.

No!

What's up?

We ran out of glue.

I was wondering if we
could go over to April's

and see if she has any?

Yeah, sure.

I'm gonna use gold.

It is awfully quiet out there.

Hey, guys...

Kids, where are you?

Liam...

Chelsea...

Liam?!

Chelsea?!

Hey.

Are Chelsea and Liam here?

Yeah.

Sorry.

That's okay.

You want to come in?

Sure.

Nice place.

Pink one...

So focused on my writing and
I didn't even know they left.

Hey guys.

This is my sister, Elaine.

Hi, you must be Eric.

Sorry.

Cookies...

Yes, I am Eric.

Nice to meet you, Elaine.

Looks like you two have been busy.

We're making Christmas cookies.

I can see that.

Yeah, these are for the
neighborhood Christmas caroling.

It's on December twenty-second
if you wanna join us.

I'm not much of a singer.

Can we stay a little longer?

Yeah, there's a whole other batch

of cookies we can decorate.

Well that's not up to me.

I don't mind if you don't mind.

- I don't mind.
- Alright.

I'll take that.

Alright, well you two be good.

- Okay?
- We will.

Alright, have fun.

- Bye.
- Bye.

You collect vinyl?

Yeah.

You mind if I take a look?

No.
Go ahead.

Nice collection.

I'm a jazz man myself.

I've heard.

A little too loud?

Well...

Sorry about that.

That's okay.

At least you've got good taste.

Thank you.

Yeah.

A lot of those belonged to my dad,

and when he passed
away he left them to me.

I've just been adding
to them ever since.

He was a jazz pianist, actually.

He taught me everything I know.

And now the student
has become the teacher.

You got to stick to what you do best.

I get that.

It's basically what I've been doing

the past few years with my writing.

Except lately it's been
a bit of a struggle.

Not that I don't love writing.

I do.

It's just...

And apparently you love
what you write about.

The whole bachelor lifestyle and all.

Yeah, well believe it
or not, there's more

to me than just being a bachelor.

So the Corvette, late
nights, and poker games,

are not really you?

Maybe not so much anymore.

I mean after all, I am
driving a minivan these days

and I kind of like it.

How did he get back on my lawn?

I have no idea.

Well, he's not staying there.

I'll bring the kids
back in about an hour.

Thanks.

Here's Mr. Moose, Chelsea.

We got a fresh bucket of popcorn.

So, my buddies are
gonna be here any second.

What do you wanna to do?

Wanna play a game, watch TV, read?

Could we read one of your books?

Mom and Dad talk about
them all the time.

Oh yeah?
What do they say?

Mom says they're juvenile.

That means they're for kids, right?

Not intentionally, no.

Look, why don't you
just watch T.V., okay?

I'll be up later to check on you.

- You okay, Chels?
- Yep.

- Do you like this show?
- Yeah.

How's that?

Awesome.

Does Mr. Moose like that show?

Mr. Moose do you like that show?

Yes I do.

Yes he does.

Is that glitter on the table?

Yeah, I thought I cleaned all that up.

Chelsea and Liam were
making their Christmas cards.

Aww!

Hey, anyone find that
Furry Murray toy yet?

I did.

I saw it at the Christmas market.

What?

It was on Chelsea's Christmas list.

Well, I don't know
what's happening anymore.

- I'm out.
- Me too.

Come to papa.

Hey, I'm getting up,
you guys want anything?

- Some pretzels.
- All right.

Could you not leave your
empty beer cans lying around.

There's kids in the house, you know.

Who are you right now?

Yeah, and what have you done with Eric?

Very funny.

Seriously, all of a sudden it's
like playing poker with Mr. Mom.

So you're basically telling
me the reason we always

play poker here is because
I don't have a wife and kids?

Well, yeah.

There's no way my wife would let me

have three rowdy guys playing
cards till two in the morning.

Or have a bunch of guys over
to watch a game every week.

Face it, you're the
last man Standing, bro.

It's not that we don't
love our families,

it's just...

It's just here you can put
your glasses down on the counter

without a coaster, you can
eat all the junk food you want,

and we can be loud and rowdy
without waking the kids.

Amen.

What do you think
I've been writing about

for the last seven years?

I have no idea.

I've never read any of your books.

Why do I invite this guy?

I don't know.

I didn't know you did.

It's your deal.

Okay.

Bonjour mademoiselle.

How was the performance?

It was good.

I'm starving.

Tonight our special is Omble Chevalier

with a saffron semolina.

It's my Grandmother's
recipe, and it's to die for.

That sounds very cute.

How's April doing with the doctor?

It's really going well, I think.

He's on the move.

Now's your time.

For what?

You know, to ask her.

Fine.

Go!

- Hey!
- Hey!

I wanted to bug you about your audition.

I have been practicing, if
that's what you want to know.

I talked with the
conductor about you tonight.

He's really excited to hear you play.

Okay.

How are things going with the doctor?

He seems nice.

Aw, I'm so happy for you.

I said he seems nice.

Okay, whatever.

So, Steve has a favor to
ask, but he is too embarrassed

to do it himself, so
he has recruited me.

What is it?

He would like to know if
you would ask your neighbor

to sign a few of his books?

I know...

it's really embarrassing coming from me,

given what I think about them but...

Yeah.

These are too amazing.

I mean, of course, yes I will ask him!

The things we do for love.

Help me.

Do you smell that?

I don't know but I wanna thank
you for a wonderful evening

because that was awesome.

Can't believe Ryan won it all, right?

There's a first time for everything.

You hit a set of five on a river.
It was like the luckiest hand ever.

No, no, no.
You gotta to know when to fold'em.

Okay.

I'll win again next week.

You keep thinking that.

Hey man, next week?

Yeah, next week.

Later guys.

See ya!

You gotta be kidding me!

Come on man, give it up!

I don't want your little
Santa, or your snowman!

I haven't a clue what
you're rambling about.

I'm talking about these decorations

you keep leaving on my lawn.

Not the guilty party.

Well then, who is?

Well maybe, you've been
visited by some Christmas elves.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Come on in.

Thanks.

You bought my books?

No not me.

These are my sister's boyfriend's books.

He's a huge fan and he asked
me if you would sign them.

I hope you don't mind.

No, it's fine.

Oh my god!

That is so sweet.

I was wondering where all my
socks have been disappearing to.

- Here.
- Thanks.

Yeah.

So I noticed you had a
late night last night.

I noticed that you
had a late night, too.

New boyfriend?

No, just a blind date.

How'd it go?

Pretty good.

I think that we will be
going out again, so...

So who should I sign these to?

Steve.

To little Steve.

I don't know what that means.

To Steve.

Go get em', Tiger.

To my good buddy, Steve.

Never give up.

Eric.

Another satisfied customer.

Thank you very much!

He will be very happy.

Anyways, I should go practice.

You sound amazing.

I heard you when I was outside earlier.

Well...

I hope I wasn't too loud?

Not at all.

Wasn't that Debussy you were playing?

Yeah.

The girl with The Flaxen Hair.

I've never heard that as a violin solo.

You're really talented.

Thank you.

I just wish that talent was enough.

What do you mean?

I have this audition
with the Philharmonic

and I have this history
of botching my auditions.

How?

Hiccups.

What!?

Don't laugh, it's serious.

I get the worst hiccups
when I'm nervous.

Okay, well then we need to find
a way for you to not be nervous.

Here.

How does someone get over stage fright?

Technology, it's the best.

Okay, I found this on the web

for "how do you get over stage fright".

Okay we got something.

Method one...

try chewing gum to relax your body.

No, definitely do not wanna do
that while playing the violin.

No, that sounds very stupid.

Alright.
Method two...

meditate for 15-20 minutes
before going on stage.

That could be good.

No, I've tried that.

Sounds good.

It didn't work for me.

Okay, moving on.

Method three...

laugh as much as you can.

It does not say that!

What?

You think I'm making this stuff it up.

Look.

Yeah no, it does say that!

Yeah, it does.

It definitely says that.

I don't think that'll work though.

Okay, well, method four seems
a little bit more reasonable...

Imagine that every seat in the
audience is filled with a clone

of your favorite person,

preferably someone who encourages you.

Well, that does seem very reasonable.

And I'm sure you have plenty of
people who would fit the bill.

I have one or two.

Great, then you're covered.

Thanks.

And thank you for these.

Anytime.

- See ya.
- Bye.

Hi, Bridget.

Hi.

I didn't realize they were
coming to the party with us.

I couldn't leave them with a stranger.

What about that music
teacher neighbor of yours?

April?

I barely know her and besides,
Nick set up a screening room

in one of the offices, they've
got a ton of kids movies.

Uncle Eric told us to be on
our best behavior tonight.

And be extra nice to you.

Okay...

All the kids are having
a great time in there.

Yeah, that was a great idea.

Thanks, Nick.

Your date doesn't look too happy.

She didn't expect me to bring
Liam and Chelsea out with us.

I guess you'll have to
make that up to her, huh?

Yeah. Thanks.

I hate to bug you, but,
how's the book coming?

Not much better than
the last time you asked.

Have you tried writing in
a different environment?

That might help.

I've tried every coffee
house and park bench in town.

Are you gonna be able
to make your deadline?

I hate to say it, but if you don't,

you could be in breach of contract.

But no pressure.

Thanks for that, Nick.

I guess I'm gonna go mingle.

You do that.

Hey, neighbor!

Hey.

Nice candy-canes!

Thanks, want me to
put some in your yard?

No, I'm good.

Hey, do you like ice
skating cause Elaine

and I are gonna go tonight.

I thought maybe you and
the kids could tag along?

That sounds fun, but I can't,

I have a prior thing.

But thanks, the kids
would've loved that...

Well, they're welcome to come with us,

if you don't mind.

No, you've done enough...

I wouldn't want to impose.

Not at all, it'd be fun.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Okay, I'll let em' know.

Okay, cool.

Thanks.

- Alright, see ya later.
- See ya.

Sure you don't want some candy canes?

I'm good.

This is absolutely delicious.

Where did you learn to cook like this?

Well, I started when I was
writing my bachelor's cookbook.

You know, at first it was research...

turns out I was pretty good at it.

Well, thank you for making
this a special evening.

I know I've been a
little distracted lately,

but things will get better
once I finish my book.

Once your sister gets
back and picks up the kids.

Yeah, well that too.

You should have heard Chelsea
and Liam on the phone with Dana.

You know, they were just going on

about how much fun
they're having with me.

I'd say you're having
as much fun as they are.

Why shouldn't I?

They are my niece and nephew.

Because one of the things
that first attracted me to you

is the fact you don't have kids.

Lately you've been acting
more like a doting father

than someone who writes
about being a single guy.

Well, what's wrong with that?

The truth is, Eric, you're
nothing like your books at all.

So, where's the handsome uncle tonight?

He had plans.

Well, you're a very good neighbor.

Is there something
going on between you two?

You are incorrigible.

What?

It's my job to be a pest!

If I don't find you a handsome
husband, who's going to?

I will!

I will find myself a handsome husband.

I like the kids, they like
me and we are having fun.

Right and there's nothing
romantic between you two.

No.

Then I guess we're all good here.

Hey, you're here early.

Yeah my prior engagement
didn't go so well.

The woman from the restaurant.

Yeah.

Uncle Eric, look at me!

Chelsea.

You're an amazing skater.

I know.

And humble.

Hey guys, do you wanna
go get some hot chocolate.

- Yes!
- Of course!

It's not even a question,
everybody loves hot chocolate.

I know.

Come join us!

Nah, I'm good here.

I'm not gonna take no for an answer.

I don't have any skates.

They rent them here.

Come on!

I'll be right back.

I'll show you my moves!

My super-Oh, did you see that?

I just turned.

Thanks again for looking
after the kids tonight,

they really love spending time with you.

Well, they're great.

I'm sorry that your previous
engagement didn't turn out well.

Well apparently, Bridget prefers
me as an unencumbered single guy

without any kids around.

So she would prefer to
be with the kind of guy

that you write about in your books?

Wait, you...

I read your books.

The ones that you signed for Steve.

You hated them, didn't you?

Actually no, I didn't.

I thought that there was an
honesty to what you were saying.

I think you're a really good writer,

it's...

Go on, I can take it.

Look, I only read two of your books.

It kind of feels like
you're saying the same thing

just in different ways.

I know, I know.

I've been saying it since my twenties.

You know that quote, 'it
takes courage to grow up

and be who you really are'?

No, I don't think that's a real
quote but I like how it sounds.

Okay, well, maybe it's time for
me to admit that I'm growing up.

Maybe you should write
about that in your books.

I'm still putting the pieces together,

but you know what?

I think they're falling into place.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

It was lots of fun.

I'm glad you taught me
all those cool moves.

You're welcome.

I love spinning on skates.

Hey, go get ready for bed.
I'll be up there in a minute.

- Come on, Chelsea.
- Goodnight, you guys.

- Goodnight, April.
- Bye.

Let me walk you home.

It's a rough neighborhood out there.

Okay.

Gosh, how can you deny that Christmas

is just the best time of year?

The air so cool and crisp,
you can smell the fireplaces,

the stars are twinkling in the sky,

and all of these lights,
it's just so magical.

I can't deny that it's
pretty, and charming,

and all that other
stuff, but it reminds me

of something I'd rather not remember.

That person that I remind you of?

Well, only in the sense that
she was all about Christmas too.

So, one year I decided to give her

the ultimate Christmas present,

I proposed on Christmas
Eve, ring and all.

What I didn't know

was that she had fallen
in love with someone else.

I can see why you'd want to forget that.

Now you know the real
reason I don't do Christmas.

Or have much fondness for women who do.

That's not exactly true...

anymore.

Well, I'm glad to hear that.

And a lot of that's your fault.

Well, I take full responsibility.

Uncle Eric.

I should...

You should...

Probably get those kids to bed.

Yeah, uh-huh.

Well, goodnight.

Night.

Hey...

I'm really glad that you came
ice skating with us tonight.

It was a lot of fun.

Yes, it was.

Flick him again!

Are you awake, Uncle Eric?

I am now.

Okay, come on!

- Get up!
- Come on!

- We got something to show you.
- What?

- Hurry up!
- Come on! Just come!

Okay, come on, come on!

Come on!

Ready?

You're gonna love it.

Unbelievable!

You two get ready for breakfast.

I'll be right in.

What's the use?

Hi, this is April
Stuart and I am calling

to confirm my four o'
clock audition for today.

Yeah, thank you.

Nick, I had an amazing
break through yesterday

and I worked all night.

But I gotta warn you, I kind of went off

in a different direction.

How different?

Look, just read it.

Okay, I'm gonna send you
the pages in a few minutes

and we'll talk later.

Hey guys, breakfast is ready.

Adding some new decorations?

No, I'm just moving things around.

My audition is this afternoon,

so I'm just trying to
keep myself distracted.

Well, I have no doubt
that you will crush it.

What piece are you gonna play?

I haven't decided yet.

Well, if I were you I'd
play that Christmas one

you've been practicing.

I mean, look around.

It's you.

True.

But I just don't think it's
the best piece for an audition.

But it's a great piece,
and it shows who you are.

And isn't that what you
want the orchestra to see?

I almost forgot...

I wanted to return your plate.

Thank you.

And let you know that I
stayed up all night writing.

After we spoke, it dawned
on me, if I don't believe

what I'm writing, my
readers won't either.

And, having Chelsea and Liam around,

it kinda put things in perspective.

And then the words just
started pouring out of me.

Well, I mean, maybe it was the cookies?

They definitely didn't hurt.

But seriously, you were the inspiration.

Well, hopefully I've
inspired my students too.

Tonight's the big test.

Tonight?

It's the neighborhood
Christmas caroling.

Maybe you'll join us?

Ooh, no.

Come on!

No.

It'll be fun.

You don't want me to join you.

Okay.

Hey guys, we gotta go and see my agent.

Thanks for coming in.

I felt we needed to
talk this out in person.

That doesn't sound good.

No, no.

Not at all.

C'mon Nick, we've known
each other for too long.

You hated the pages, didn't you?

I don't hate them, but this
isn't what the publisher bought,

that worries me.

Look, I know it's different.

This is not just different.

This is a whole new genre for you.

Can't that be a good thing?

It can also be a dangerous thing.

We're gambling with your
career here if we turn these in.

Well, that's a gamble
I'm willing to take.

Merry Christmas, Nick.

What no gift card?

- Hey.
- Hey.

Your house is beginning to
look a lot like Christmas.

I like it.

Well, I figured if you can't beat 'em,

you might as well join 'em.

- Well, welcome.
- Thanks.

Hey guys.

You're joining us?

Any objections?

I'm just surprised, that's all.

Listen, Conrad...

I think I owe you an apology
for being such a Scrooge.

If you don't mind, I'd like
to offer a little advice

on your Christmas decor...

Let's not push it.

Yeah, yeah.

Welcome, everybody.

It is so exciting to
have you here once again.

And if everyone's ready, let's go out

and spread some Christmas cheer.

Woo!

- Be careful with that, it's hot.
- Thank you.

This is really good.

Yeah, aren't they?

Great job, you guys!

- Hey.
- Hey.

So, I know it's not
exactly a jazz concert,

but you seemed to be
enjoying yourself out there.

I did.

The neighborhood does this every year?

Every December 22nd.
For the past 27 years.

But the live accompaniment
just started a few years ago

when I moved here.

We are lucky to have you.

And so would any orchestra.

How'd the audition go?

Pretty good, yeah.

I used method number
four and no hiccups.

Nice.

They said we'll hear
by the end of the month.

So, I'm just trying to
keep my mind off of it.

I promised the kids we'd
watch a movie tonight.

Why don't you join us?

Maybe that would help you
keep your mind off of it.

You're not writing tonight?

I am also trying to stay preoccupied.

I turned in my new pages,

I'm waiting to hear back
from my new publisher.

Maybe we can stay distracted together?

I'll bring the popcorn?

One thing you should know about me,

I am a master popcorn popper.

And I thought I knew
everything about you

from your books.

Well, don't you know you shouldn't judge

a book by it's cover?

Or the author.

We'll see.

- You like that falsetto?
- I did!

That wasn't intentional.

I definitely think you
have a career in singing.

You were impressed.

I was, I was very impressed.

I'll keep surprising you.

I definitely was.

We should probably do a
rain check on that movie.

Yeah.

I'll see you later.

I wasn't expecting you.

Yeah, I know, I was... just
about to leave you a note.

I'm sorry about the other night.

Don't be.

You were being honest.

Blunt would be more accurate.

And I realized we
left things unresolved,

so I just wanted to clear the air

and say I don't think
we should keep dating.

I think you're right.

Then there's no hard feelings.

Merry Christmas, Bridget.

Merry Christmas, Eric.

Thank you so much April, I
know I keep asking you to watch

the kids, but when my
agent calls and says

it's important I kind of gotta
go and besides, if I bring

the kids one more time, Nick's
liable to sign them as clients.

I'm happy to help.

Besides, the best part about Christmas

is wrapping presents, right guys?

I like getting them better.

Listen to this guy.

Get in the house.

Hey sorry about the
interruption last night.

If you're available,

would you be up for giving
it another try tonight?

I mean that is, if
you're free of course.

I'm sorry, I'm working tonight.

- Okay.
- Good luck.

Thanks, I think I just might need it.

I'm glad you're sitting down,
because the publishers...

Loved your pages!

In fact, they wanna
sign you to two sequels.

What?
Are you serious?

Boom-shacka-lacka!

I don't even know what to say.

How about you were
right and I was wrong?

Well, I'm not one to throw
things back in someone's face.

No, no, I deserve it.

Especially this time.

You were right on
with the new direction.

They think this is gonna be huge.

We can't use the old title,

so they want to know
what you gon' call it.

How Christmas heals the heart.

- Sounds like a winner.
- Right?

I need a copy, baby.

You just pull it and then
you get the big release.

That's so cool.

I don't think this one is ours.

It's probably for your Grandma.

No, Uncle Eric bought Grandma a watch.

We wrapped it yesterday.

Then who's this for?

It's probably for Bridget.

We'll let Uncle Eric
wrap that one himself.

Hey mom, how's my favorite
lady feeling today?

Better, but I'm still a little weak.

Doctor wants me to stay in one more day.

That's terrific!

You sound awfully happy.

I got some great news
from my publisher today.

They loved my book.

Oh honey, I'm so proud of you!

And if this doesn't prove you
don't have a Christmas jinx,

I don't know what will.

Eric, I have to go lie down.

I'm feeling a little tired just now.

Bye.

I'll be back in a minute.
I'll see you at the house.

That's really great news, Eric.

Congratulations!

Hey, how about I open
a bottle of champagne

and we celebrate tonight
when you get back from work?

I usually get off pretty
late and I'm tired so...

Okay, well, how about a rain check?

I don't think so.

Is something wrong?

I just, I don't think it's a good idea.

Look, I have a student coming
in a few minutes and I...

Congratulations again.

Wake up, sleepy heads.

Up, up, up!
Come on.

Five more minutes.

Is it Christmas already?

Not until tomorrow but I
have a surprise for you.

Come on, getup!

Gotta get dressed.

Let's go!

I know you guys are disappointed

your Mom and Dad aren't back yet,

so I thought maybe we could
start a tradition of our own.

Just the three of us.

Go on, go get your skates.
I'll meet you over there.

Hey, man.
Glad you made it.

Thanks, where are your kids?

They're already on the ice.

So how is Santa and his reindeer doing?

What are you talking about?

Your front lawn.

That was you!

Wait, you didn't figure it out?

Obviously not.

It's a good thing you're
not a mystery writer.

We should put that one on the tree.

Yeah.

Looks pretty good, doesn't it?

That's a lot of turkey for just us.

Left overs are the best part.

I don't care if it's
just the three of us.

We are gonna have a
Christmas Eve to remember.

Can we invite April?

I thought about that, but I
know she's working tonight.

And besides, I think
she might be mad at me.

What for?

I wish I knew.

Do you think it's about that necklace?

What necklace?

The one you bought for Bridget.

I didn't buy Bridget a necklace.

Well, April said you did.

It was in the bag of
presents we were wrapping.

She said you should wrap it yourself.

Now it makes sense.

It does?

Yeah, I'll explain it
to you in a few years.

Sorry April, we need to talk.

Hey, how was last night?

How did it go?

It didn't.

What do you mean?

His girlfriend was there
waiting for him when we got home.

I'm so sorry, April.

It'll be okay.

Uncle Eric, this is kinda lumpy.

Who could that be?

Maybe it's Santa.

It's way too early, Uncle Eric.

You're too smart for your own good.

Surprise!

- You're back!
- We made it!

- Hey!
- Hey you!

Smells like turkey in here.

Yeah!

So nice to see you!

We decorated it ourselves!

Did you really?

How long did that take you?

A long time.

Mom, should you be
out in your condition?

About that...

I missed you so much!

Let me see you, let me see you.

I was never actually sick,

I kind of lied about having the flu.

Well, if you wanted to get
rid of the kids that badly,

you could have just been honest with me.

Actually, you were the
kid I wanted to get rid of.

I just thought that if you were forced

to take on some
responsibility you'd grow

and you know, let go of the past.

And you know what sweetheart,
from what I've seen this week,

I think it worked.

Now, I hope you're too mad at me,

I started to feel
guilty around day three.

I'm not mad.

I get why you did it...

but maybe you should be
the writer in the family...

Definitely fiction.

Look at that tree!

Yeah!

You know, that is the
largest tree I've ever seen

in anyone's house.

I thought it was like the
ones you get every year.

What?
No.

Honey, this turkey is
absolutely delicious.

I basted the turkey for an hour.

Where did you learn
how to cook like this?

I wrote a book, which
you obviously didn't read.

Has anyone read my book!?

Has anyone read my recipe
book, I really wanna know!

Honey, honey tell us about your trip.

We spent the last 24 hours
flying home by way of Moscow,

Brussels, and London.

But hey, at least we made
it back for Christmas, right?

And you two really came
through for us, thank you.

We were happy to help, weren't we mom?

Looks like Uncle Eric kept you two busy.

It was more like they kept me busy.

Yeah, and we haven't even
tell you about the ice skating

and the Christmas caroling with April.

Yeah, that was so much fun...

Okay so someone needs to fill us
in and let us know who April is.

I thought the last girl you
were dating was named Bridget.

Well, the word 'was' pretty
much sums up that relationship.

Okay, I'm a little confused
here, as to who April is.

She lives two doors down, she
was great with Liam and Chelsea.

Wasn't she, guys?

So, why isn't she here tonight?

Because she doesn't seem to
be talking to me right now.

Sounds like more than
just a neighbor to me.

Yeah well, I was kinda
hoping that would be the case,

but I guess I blew it somehow.

Okay Romeo, so if she lives next door,

why don't you just go over
and tell her how you feel?

Cause she's not home.

But I know where she is.

What am I doing?

I'm sorry, guys.

I gotta go!

Thanks for the advice, sis.

What?

We need to talk.

I can't, I'm working.

I'm not going anywhere
until you listen to me.

There's nothing to say.

You have a girlfriend, I misread
the signals, no harm done.

You didn't misread any signals.

Bridget and I are not a couple.

She just came over
last night to apologize,

and we wished each other well.

And, about that necklace you saw...

I bought it for you, no one else.

I told you the first time I saw it,

it was meant for you.

And maybe I am too...

maybe we're meant for each other.

And you don't even write romance novels.

I'd rather live one.

How's that for a happy ending?

Well, it's not over yet.

I heard from the orchestra, I'm in!

Yes!

By the way, what are
you doing New Years Eve?

You mind if I steal April tonight?

You two get out of here!

Bye!

Merry Christmas!