Original subtitles

you ever find yourself with the fate of

the world in your hands

future of humanity at stake that somehow

this is always where you wanted to be do

it back of a truckload of hell

no I mean if you threw open the door all

hell would break loose does that ever

happen to you I didn't think so

what is happening to me right now

let's go back to a more innocent time

like last Thursday

nobody wants to grow up to be a private

investigator you want to be a fireman a

doctor Venus or Serena Williams maybe

even a trained asaurus rex but no kid

dreams of sitting in a car for five

hours listening to his partner not talk

about his ex-girlfriend wonder what

she's doing I wonder what she's doing

ooh what do you think Queen Elizabeth

Pat Benatar Louise my girlfriend

ex-girlfriend Ernie ex which means

you're not supposed to be wondering what

she's doing it for I am gonna tell you

what she's not doing

she's not staring at the ceiling think

she made a mistake what is that Vincent

tough love or you just being a jerk look

around you see a Maltese Falcon anywhere

me neither

that's because a real PI specializes in

the domestic in the trivial but

tonight's job was just a little more

complicated

positive ID

it's on

poor bastard

your real sentimentalist Ernie

where's your heart Vincent

Ernie was wrong I have a heart it's just

not fully endothermic

meet mr. bill who saw something he

shouldn't have seen him told somebody he

shouldn't have told Ernie and I were

just the next step in his journey toward

the consequences

mr. noon we're here to help Marty

cut that out

mrs. hoon yes I'm Ernie wants a crime

investigator it's about your husband man

you okay

may I come in please

let me go

take it easy I saw people who are people

that's okay take a deep breath okay

right

you

he's one of them stay where you are

thank you

step over here please

you're right Rubio dude took a shot at

me

succussion screwed up my disguise sounds

like a power interruption that should

hold you for now

looks like a robbery-homicide

well let's go inform his wife very

difficult this is whom I just have a few

what was your husband doing out so late

I don't know we're separated not much

contact between you he'd call sometimes

to see how we're doing

did he ever sound frightened them or say

anything unusual what do you mean

unusual like honey I saw a dinosaur the

answer is yes she joins her husband and

the more junior gets placed in a foster

home with good mammalian parents hey

it's a small price to pay to keep a 65

million year old secret