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Very pretty
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Everybody!
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I'm sorry to you. It'll be OK soon
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Sorry...sorry
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Granny, you can't light it up in this way
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You've just got the oil
but you haven't got a lampwick
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I know that
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But I've lost the lampwick
I can do nothing about it
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Byy a new one
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It's reasonable...
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Miss, excuse me
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if it is the lamp of Buddha
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where to buy a new lampwick for it?
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Show your real image!
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The Four Kings from the Nantian Gate
and Erland God
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Zixia. Your sister Zixia and you
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is the lampwick
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inside the lamp of Buddha
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You left Heaven without permission
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You told the public that
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the one who can pull your Magic Sword
out
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is your best love
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You're an immortal
You can't love any ordinary man
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If a devil pulls your sword out
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we'll become the laughing-stocks
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No matter who he is
an immortal or a devil
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the sword can only be pulled out
by me and my lover
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I will stand by him forever
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I will stand by him forever
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If I can't be with the one who I love
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I won't be happy
even if I were Heaven Emperor
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How dare you are
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You're this stubborn
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I'm gonna kill you
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You're gonna vanish
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That's fine
I don't wanna be a lonely immortal
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Look oyt!
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No need to say anything
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I'll kill whoever speaks it out
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I've said it's not permitted to speak it out
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I wanna tell you
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Your beloved dog is doing that
with a bitch
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How dare it is!
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Ok, I'll kill it. Let's eat it
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Ok...
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We've decided to do so for a long time
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Jing Jing
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Jing Jing
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Jing Jing, where are they?
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Immortals?
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Devils
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Thank you
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Please go into the Spider Web Cave
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Spider Web Cave?
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Don't cheat me! It is the Waterfall Cave
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Spider Web Cave, what a nice name
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Just call it Spider Web Cave
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I live at here
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Hold it
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Listen to me
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all things here belong to me!
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Including you!
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Me?
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Yes
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just like a donkey
let me make a mark on you
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You're my guy now
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Don't scare of anyone
Just tell them you know me
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I'm called Spider Web Immortal now
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Spider Web Immortal?
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500 years ago?
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You hasn't turned back into
the Monkey King because
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you haven't met the guy who'll give you
the 3 birthmarks
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Open the door
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Close the door
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I can't believe it...
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I don't wanna be the Monkey King
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I have to save Jing Jing
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Give me back the Box
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Open the door
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I have heard that she said "open the door"
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Open the door
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How dare you are?
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Let's go there through another way
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Be carefyl
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That way
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Open the door
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Who?
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Is it necessary?
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It's great!
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We needn't scare of Qingxia
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since we've got the box
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Come out! Are you really this shy?
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this Box is... It's me!
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I've said that all things here are mine
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What do you want?
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Nothing...
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I've heard that you wanna go
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Can you bring me with you?
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Are you also chased after by someone?
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I'm going to save someone
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Save whom?
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Save my wife
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It's Pak Jing Jing. You know her
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I don't know her
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I know that. Byt you'll know her soon
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Becayse she'll be your disciple
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And this Box...
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It's mine!
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I know that
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But in fact, I gave you this
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Then, you gave me back at that time
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So I come back and
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give it back to you again now
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Do you ynderstand?
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Yes, you're craZy Yes
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And you have to bring me with you
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Why need I do so good to you?
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This is because you're my master
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It's meaningless if you leave me here
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Really?
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Sit down
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Ground
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Give me your hand
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I'll byy a new clothes
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for you later
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Bark!
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Wow!
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Loyder!
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Wow...
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Immortal...
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Be qyick, the moon has come oyt
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Go!
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Where to go?
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Are you leaving?
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If you aren't, give me the Box
I'm leaving
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What Box?
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Listen to me
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I won't wait yntil tomorrow
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Be qyick, shyt yp
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Then your bitch sister will come here
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Shit, how dare you tell the others that
I do bad to her
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What?
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I'm that bitch's sister
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Don't listen to her nonsense words
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Joker
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Joker
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Why didn't tell me to wake up last night?
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What?
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Where have you been? Stand still
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Sit down
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Chair
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What about you?
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Why are you looking at me in this way?
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What did you see?
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Did you see her?
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Did you see my sister?
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She's come
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What did she tell you?
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don't trust her, she's craZy!
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Maybe she had a fierce fight with me
in our past lives
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So Buddha
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turned us into a lampwick
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told us to practise more
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Solve our disputes
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Byt we coyldn't do that
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We are still fighting with each other
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don't say that anymore
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Let's go
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Do you think that I'm crazy?
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No. That's really my sister
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Don't you believe me?
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Come on, come on
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Let's tie our hand up
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You will know that tonight
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I don't think the moon will come out
tonight
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Really?
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Bitch
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You can't escape from me
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What's you name?
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My syrname is Lin?
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You're Lin Qingxia
My brother talks about you usually
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Your brother?
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The guy who you beat up is called Joker
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How aboyt you?
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I'm his twin brother Broker
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Joker? Broker? You tell lies
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You're so smart
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My brother is called Qin Han
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I'm called Qin Xiang Lin
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What are you doing?
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I admire you
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You admire me?
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Not only admire, I don't want to lose you
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So I tie myself with you
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Please accept my love
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Let's go together
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You have to pay something for my love
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You hate your sister so much
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I've lied to her that
I woyld kill you tonight
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Then you have nothing to worry
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So I have to take a thing as a sign
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Do you have valyable thing sych as...
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jewels or Pandora's Box...
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ok, but they are useless
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Give her my Magic Sword tonight
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She'll believe it
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Fine
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It's him
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Bring me to the market
since it's not dark yet
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What?
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What's up?
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My heart is poynding
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What to do?
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Follow me
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Now Big Brother has turned back into
human face
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and he's with Zixia Immortal
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Did Zixia has a part in
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the capture of Master?
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We should keep it secret
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My martial arts skills and IQ
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is better than him
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Byt there is Zixia Immortal now
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She's better than me, I think
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I'm here
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She's better than me because
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I've got a burden, it's you
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Give me half of this pig head, thanks
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I don't sell pig head
Do you like pig penis?
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What?
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My lover is nearby
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Did you see him?
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No
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because my Magic Sword is beeping
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Where does the beeping sound
come from?
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Do...do...do...right?
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you made this, not the sword
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I know you didn't hear that
So I made it for you
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I'm scared!
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I'm really scared!
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What?
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It's fate. So don't be afraid
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Come again?
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My heart is poynding
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My heart is beeping
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What?
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How shoyld I tell him?
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Just tell him
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it is fate
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If he doesn't like me, what to do?
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If he has wife, what should I do?
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It's fate. It's God's order
He has to accept this
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Really?
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It's fate! He has to accept this
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Yes! Yes...
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He's come
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It's me?
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It's you. How do you know? It's you
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I didn't know
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how to tell you
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You're so smart
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Byt I have a wife
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I know, but I can do nothing about it
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This is fate. You have to accept this
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You just need to leave your wife
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And then follow me
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That's great!
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Fine?
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That's fine
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Let's start oyr affair
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Ok, let's start
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Kiss me first
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Fine, come to me
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Come!
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Give me!
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You deceive me
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You don't wanna kiss me
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You deceived me! You lied to me!
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I'm serioys. Give me the Box first
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Should I show you my heart?
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No, I do this
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Wow! Your heart looks like a coconut
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Miss, I'm ugly
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But I'm a gentleman
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Tell me honestly
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does she love his wife?
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I'll kill the one who're gonna block
my way
287
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:17,417
Granpa Buddha, look
288
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:19,875
Look!
289
00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:24,292
He doesn't move
290
00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:29,250
I know that
291
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,125
Let's go
292
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:41,750
Brother, what is this mean?
293
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:44,250
I know you've got good figure
so I touch you
294
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,542
Yes, please go on
295
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:48,542
That's fine. Touch me again
296
00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:50,458
Whose hand is it?
297
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,292
What are you talking about?
298
00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:54,042
Take away
299
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,500
Devil
300
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,417
Have you finished?
301
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:15,625
Don't get angry, I just do that for fun
302
00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:17,625
Take care of sister
303
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,833
She will give you back
304
00:21:19,958 --> 00:21:21,000
Sister, I won't angry at you
305
00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:23,958
We should regard you as Goddess and
worship you
306
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,167
It's dark. I will go to find sister
307
00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:35,375
Good luck
308
00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:41,583
It's really lycky
309
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,500
Qingxia
310
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:52,625
Where are you?
311
00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:54,125
Come out
312
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,708
I've killed your sister
313
00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:11,500
Monkey King
314
00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:12,667
You bastard
315
00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:14,792
You wanted to marry
the King Bull's sister
316
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:17,458
But you regarded the Longevity Monk
as a wedding gift
317
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:19,292
And you invited all devils to eat his flesh
318
00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:20,708
Do you admit your gyilt?
319
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:23,958
Bitch!
320
00:22:24,958 --> 00:22:26,750
She's chased me for 3 whole days
321
00:22:26,958 --> 00:22:28,917
I didn't beat you up
because you're a woman
322
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,208
Don't think I'm scared of you
323
00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:34,125
Monkey King
324
00:22:34,292 --> 00:22:37,167
Don't say that to Goddess
325
00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:39,542
Shut up!
326
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:41,875
You scare me again!
327
00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:44,500
Monkey King, Longevity Monk?
328
00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:48,375
Do you know you've committed offences
329
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:51,292
You've grabbed Zixia Immortal's
Pandora's Box
330
00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:53,583
You don't want to see me
331
00:22:54,792 --> 00:22:55,917
Now, I can't escape
332
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,958
I'm gonna fight against you!
333
00:22:59,583 --> 00:23:00,875
What's up?
334
00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,583
Monkey King, you're so nayghty
335
00:23:14,792 --> 00:23:17,167
I've told you don't throw things
336
00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:19,292
It's wrong to throw things
337
00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:21,625
I haven't finished yet
You've thrown away the stick
338
00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:22,792
The Box is a treasure
339
00:23:23,042 --> 00:23:26,250
You'll pollute the environment!
340
00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:28,833
What to do if kids are hurt?
341
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:29,917
It's still bad
342
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:32,875
if you hurt plants
343
00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:35,833
What are you doing?
344
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:37,542
Let go!
345
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:38,625
What do you want?
346
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,208
Tell me if you like it
347
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:41,542
I will give you that if you like it
348
00:23:41,708 --> 00:23:43,667
Of course, I will give you if you like it
349
00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:45,750
I won't give you if you don't like it
350
00:23:45,917 --> 00:23:47,917
I'm pretty sure that I won't give you
if you don't like it
351
00:23:48,167 --> 00:23:49,083
We're reasonable
352
00:23:49,417 --> 00:23:50,083
I'll coynt to 3
353
00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:52,000
Tell me if you want it!
354
00:23:54,625 --> 00:23:56,292
Monkey King
355
00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:01,375
You know him now
356
00:24:01,667 --> 00:24:03,750
This guy is very annoying
357
00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:04,833
Ver disturbing
358
00:24:04,958 --> 00:24:07,750
Just like a fly
359
00:24:09,417 --> 00:24:11,042
Sorry, not a fly
360
00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:13,875
but a swarm of flies
361
00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:20,417
Fly into your ears
362
00:24:21,417 --> 00:24:24,917
Help...
363
00:24:25,083 --> 00:24:28,458
Help!
364
00:24:35,417 --> 00:24:37,583
So I tear the fly's belly open
365
00:24:37,792 --> 00:24:38,417
Tear out its intestines
366
00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:41,542
Put them around its neck, then pull them
367
00:24:42,583 --> 00:24:46,292
Then its tongue comes out
and I use my blade to cut!
368
00:24:49,167 --> 00:24:51,958
The world's silent then
369
00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:57,125
We all know this now
370
00:24:58,792 --> 00:25:00,625
why I kill it
371
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:01,708
Really?
372
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,000
So many excuses
373
00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:04,958
You don't want to get scriptures
374
00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:07,000
I won't forgive you
375
00:25:07,250 --> 00:25:08,750
because you're so cruel to your master
376
00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:10,042
Sister
377
00:25:11,208 --> 00:25:12,958
you're wrong
378
00:25:15,292 --> 00:25:16,583
The Monkey King wanted to eat me
379
00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:18,542
It's just a thought
380
00:25:18,708 --> 00:25:20,250
Not a fact
381
00:25:20,708 --> 00:25:22,250
You haven't got any evidence
382
00:25:22,417 --> 00:25:24,125
He's not guility!
383
00:25:24,458 --> 00:25:26,500
Just wait, when he's eaten me up
384
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,292
you can prove him guilty
385
00:25:30,417 --> 00:25:33,125
Longevity Monk, I know you're annoying
386
00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:35,042
Byt I don't know you're this annoying
387
00:25:35,208 --> 00:25:37,333
I gave you the Gold Ring to control
this monkey
388
00:25:37,542 --> 00:25:38,708
Byt you don't yse the ring
389
00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:41,833
The siZe of that ring doesn't suit him
390
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,750
He can't wear it
391
00:25:44,917 --> 00:25:47,208
It makes him very yneasy
392
00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:50,250
He can't sleep at night
It disturbed me, too
393
00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:52,000
Although it is just a monkey
394
00:25:52,167 --> 00:25:54,042
you cannot do that do it
395
00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:56,792
I'll be indicted animal abused
if the government knows it
396
00:25:57,042 --> 00:25:58,458
That Gold Ring...
397
00:25:58,583 --> 00:26:02,000
I met iron-smith last year
at the Chan's village
398
00:26:02,167 --> 00:26:04,667
His skill is wonderful and the price is low
399
00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:05,958
Really fair price
400
00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:07,500
I think
401
00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:09,542
you should buy a new one from him
402
00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:11,292
Shut up!
403
00:26:11,458 --> 00:26:12,333
Shut up!
404
00:26:15,917 --> 00:26:17,875
It's a sin...
405
00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:24,125
Now, I think you know my pain!
406
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:26,667
Answer me!
407
00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:31,583
It's Ok!
408
00:26:34,583 --> 00:26:35,958
I've told you not to throw things
409
00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:38,083
Look!
410
00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:49,625
Monkey devil, go to hell
411
00:26:53,792 --> 00:26:54,750
You can't defeat me!
412
00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:56,000
You're not Buddha
413
00:26:56,167 --> 00:26:57,958
No more fighting...
414
00:26:58,125 --> 00:26:59,000
Goddess
415
00:26:59,167 --> 00:27:01,708
Please let the Monkey King go
don't hurt him
416
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:06,417
No more fighting
417
00:27:20,292 --> 00:27:22,333
I'm gonna kill him!
418
00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:25,500
Goddess, stop!
419
00:27:25,958 --> 00:27:27,333
It's normal to make mistakes
420
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:29,083
He's my disciple
421
00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:31,500
I have to take the responsibility
422
00:27:31,667 --> 00:27:34,208
Goddess, please let him go
423
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:35,458
If I won't kill him
424
00:27:35,625 --> 00:27:37,500
I can't report to Heaven Emperor
425
00:27:37,667 --> 00:27:39,292
I know that
426
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,125
Please tell Heaven Emperor that
427
00:27:41,292 --> 00:27:44,167
I'm gonna sacrifice my life to him
428
00:27:44,833 --> 00:27:45,792
What?
429
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:51,583
It is a master's responsibility
430
00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:53,417
Goddess, please listen to me
431
00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:57,250
I just wanna teach him...
432
00:27:57,458 --> 00:28:01,917
in order to show my spirit
433
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,583
That's great...
434
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:11,042
Monkey King, I hope you'll learn
435
00:28:11,208 --> 00:28:14,208
your master's spirit!
436
00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:26,917
Namonitabhaya
437
00:28:48,750 --> 00:28:50,250
Dreaming again?
438
00:28:50,958 --> 00:28:51,833
It's big trouble
439
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,625
I always have nightmares
440
00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:55,417
Where is Qingxia?
441
00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:56,708
Not here
442
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,750
Qingxia...
443
00:29:02,083 --> 00:29:04,958
Everybody, how are you?
444
00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:05,792
It's cold!
445
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:06,958
Have you worn more clothes
446
00:29:07,042 --> 00:29:08,167
I've lost my way
447
00:29:08,292 --> 00:29:10,250
I wanna find a place to stay at night
448
00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:12,375
Go there to sleep
449
00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:13,500
Thank you very much
450
00:29:13,667 --> 00:29:15,750
Wish you all long live
451
00:29:20,583 --> 00:29:22,125
I saw him come here
452
00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:23,708
Where is he now?
453
00:29:24,292 --> 00:29:26,167
Why did you go to pee?
You have to take the blame
454
00:29:26,292 --> 00:29:27,417
It won't hyrt you
455
00:29:28,292 --> 00:29:29,250
Is it illegal?
456
00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:43,375
Old Black Mountain Devil?
457
00:30:11,375 --> 00:30:12,292
Monkey King
458
00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:14,458
You turn into human face again
459
00:30:15,083 --> 00:30:16,583
Do you still recognise me?
460
00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:18,917
You are the fly
461
00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:20,583
Monkey King...
462
00:30:22,042 --> 00:30:24,500
Impossible, I must be dreaming
463
00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:28,333
It is still early to make dreams, byt...
464
00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:30,417
I dream of you
465
00:30:30,583 --> 00:30:32,500
when I was travel through time and space
466
00:30:32,667 --> 00:30:34,708
Do you miss me?
467
00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:37,458
The Box is at your side?
468
00:30:37,667 --> 00:30:39,750
Yes, it is. Do you want it?
469
00:30:39,875 --> 00:30:40,833
Who?
470
00:30:43,458 --> 00:30:43,917
What's up?
471
00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:44,958
Soldier
472
00:30:45,417 --> 00:30:46,250
Soldier
473
00:30:47,375 --> 00:30:49,542
My dad also wanna stay here
474
00:30:49,792 --> 00:30:50,875
No problem
475
00:30:51,792 --> 00:30:52,875
It's your dad!
476
00:30:53,042 --> 00:30:56,875
Yes, dad, come out to say hello to all bros
477
00:30:58,333 --> 00:30:59,375
Where does he come from?
478
00:31:00,167 --> 00:31:01,333
From India
479
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,792
India? Where is it?
480
00:31:03,917 --> 00:31:05,458
I need to carry on tomorrow. Sleep there
481
00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:06,833
Thanks
482
00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,167
It's really noisy
483
00:31:09,333 --> 00:31:10,583
Annoying
484
00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:12,667
Sleep inside
485
00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:15,333
It is the problem of time difference
486
00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:17,250
I have just slept in India
Now you tell me to sleep again
487
00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:18,458
You go to sleep
488
00:31:18,625 --> 00:31:19,708
Where is the Pandora's Box?
489
00:31:19,875 --> 00:31:22,167
Monkey King, can you behave yourself?
490
00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:25,708
Look, just keep calm
491
00:31:54,417 --> 00:31:55,667
What is he doing?
492
00:31:55,833 --> 00:31:57,500
He's breathing in life
493
00:31:57,708 --> 00:31:58,667
Pretend to sleep
494
00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:00,417
I hope that he won't breath in ours
495
00:32:00,542 --> 00:32:01,500
Go to sleep!
496
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:24,292
Do you know me?
497
00:33:25,083 --> 00:33:27,708
That Indian...
498
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,542
You like it, take it
499
00:33:30,750 --> 00:33:32,375
My disciple is calling me, bye bye
500
00:33:38,875 --> 00:33:40,792
Don't play with fire again
501
00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:42,792
bye
502
00:33:43,667 --> 00:33:46,125
Please don't follow ys. I don't know you
503
00:33:47,042 --> 00:33:49,625
It's great to see you
504
00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:51,500
Where is the Box? The Box?
505
00:33:55,708 --> 00:33:57,125
The King Bull?
506
00:33:57,375 --> 00:34:00,833
Bro. catch the Longevity Monk
and give him to me
507
00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:19,958
Miss, handkerchief
508
00:34:22,167 --> 00:34:24,917
It's wedding day, why are you weeping?
509
00:34:25,042 --> 00:34:29,000
I'm not weeping. My mouth is watering
510
00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:39,500
It's a very happy day
511
00:34:39,667 --> 00:34:40,792
What?
512
00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:44,208
It's not only the wedding day of my sister
513
00:34:44,417 --> 00:34:47,917
but also the day of my marriage
with my concubine
514
00:34:48,542 --> 00:34:49,833
Concubine?
515
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,333
What does sister-in-law say about this?
516
00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:52,667
That bitch
517
00:34:52,917 --> 00:34:54,583
She's now at the Flame Mountain
518
00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:56,583
She can do nothing about this even if
she knows it
519
00:34:58,708 --> 00:35:00,917
Bull, how did you know
520
00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:03,667
this new wife?
521
00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:07,792
I passed the desert yesterday
522
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,542
I saw a pretty girl
523
00:35:10,833 --> 00:35:12,708
She's dying
524
00:35:12,833 --> 00:35:14,125
Master, what to do now?
525
00:35:14,292 --> 00:35:15,583
Fine! No problem...
526
00:35:15,792 --> 00:35:18,667
Really? We sycceed now!
527
00:35:18,958 --> 00:35:22,875
Zixia, what a nice name you've got
528
00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:28,958
Let me introduce my sister and
my brother-in-law to you
529
00:35:29,167 --> 00:35:31,167
Xiang Xiang, Bro
530
00:35:32,625 --> 00:35:34,250
Come here, follow me
531
00:35:39,708 --> 00:35:41,250
This my brother-in-law
532
00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:43,417
This is my sister Xiang Xiang
533
00:35:43,708 --> 00:35:44,792
Zixia!
534
00:35:51,167 --> 00:35:53,167
How can you get marry here?
535
00:35:53,958 --> 00:35:55,083
I can!
536
00:35:56,292 --> 00:35:58,458
How aboyt your wife?
537
00:35:58,875 --> 00:36:01,125
My wife? Do you know her?
538
00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:04,875
You've got a wife?
539
00:36:05,083 --> 00:36:06,167
We're divorced
540
00:36:06,292 --> 00:36:08,875
I haven't heard you say that before
541
00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:10,625
Sister...
542
00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:14,042
It's normal that a man has many wives
543
00:36:14,208 --> 00:36:15,792
Take it easy
544
00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:18,375
Bro, do you think so?
545
00:36:18,875 --> 00:36:20,125
Yes...
546
00:36:21,125 --> 00:36:22,833
Zixia, be honest
547
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,667
I think I've fallen for you
548
00:36:24,833 --> 00:36:27,042
after these two days
549
00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:29,167
I wanna show my sincerity
550
00:36:29,375 --> 00:36:31,625
Thus I'm gonna request you to marry me
in front of my bros
551
00:36:31,708 --> 00:36:32,833
This Pandora's Box
552
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,875
is my gift to you
553
00:36:35,042 --> 00:36:37,042
I hope you'll marry me
554
00:36:37,458 --> 00:36:39,208
I object this marriage!
555
00:36:39,375 --> 00:36:39,875
Why?
556
00:36:40,042 --> 00:36:41,708
Let me speak...
557
00:36:41,875 --> 00:36:43,542
What a good couple they are!
558
00:36:43,708 --> 00:36:45,583
You're a devil
you're not qualified to object
559
00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:49,042
You have to pass Zixia's test first
560
00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:50,875
If you can pass it
561
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:52,458
I won't object it anymore
562
00:36:52,708 --> 00:36:53,792
What test?
563
00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:56,250
She has sworn that
564
00:36:56,500 --> 00:37:00,083
she would marry the guy
565
00:37:00,208 --> 00:37:02,417
who could pull out
566
00:37:05,125 --> 00:37:07,000
her Magic Sword
567
00:37:07,583 --> 00:37:08,667
Listen to me
568
00:37:10,208 --> 00:37:11,500
It's yntrye
569
00:37:12,042 --> 00:37:14,542
It's just a joke
570
00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:16,583
What joke?
571
00:37:16,750 --> 00:37:18,875
It's not important
572
00:37:19,125 --> 00:37:20,250
who can pull out the sword
573
00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:26,333
Stop nagging in my place!
574
00:37:26,542 --> 00:37:28,125
I'm gonna kill the ones
who block my way
575
00:37:35,167 --> 00:37:37,833
I'm gonna kill the ones
who blcok my way
576
00:37:39,917 --> 00:37:41,542
King, Iron Fan Princess has come
577
00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:49,792
Why are you here?
578
00:37:51,833 --> 00:37:53,167
At this time, the sword is close to me
579
00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:55,083
0.01cm I think
580
00:37:55,292 --> 00:37:56,750
Byt after 0.01 seconds
581
00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:59,333
the owner of the sword will fall for me
582
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:01,208
This is because I've decided to tell lies
583
00:38:01,333 --> 00:38:03,542
Although I have told many lies before
584
00:38:03,625 --> 00:38:07,500
this is the best, I think
585
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,667
You're gonna kill me
if you step forward again
586
00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:13,208
You should do that
587
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,458
I deserve to die
588
00:38:16,458 --> 00:38:20,250
I have had my best love before
589
00:38:20,542 --> 00:38:22,083
but I didn't treasure her
590
00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:24,417
When I lose her
591
00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:26,875
I fell regretful
592
00:38:28,083 --> 00:38:32,167
It is the most painful matter in this world
593
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,125
Just cut my throat!
594
00:38:36,542 --> 00:38:38,375
No hesitation
595
00:38:40,542 --> 00:38:42,167
If God can give me
596
00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:43,958
another chance
597
00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:47,000
I will say 3 words to her
598
00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:50,708
I love you
599
00:38:52,583 --> 00:38:55,917
If you have to give a time limit to
this love
600
00:38:58,667 --> 00:39:01,250
I hope it is 1 0 thousand year
601
00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:16,833
Byt how will you tell your wife?
602
00:39:17,292 --> 00:39:18,708
I have to tell her
603
00:39:19,208 --> 00:39:21,333
So I must get the Box back
604
00:39:21,542 --> 00:39:24,042
Tell her clearly and go back with you
605
00:39:25,542 --> 00:39:27,667
I won't listen to the others opinions
606
00:39:28,083 --> 00:39:30,833
I won't listen to the others
607
00:39:31,042 --> 00:39:32,417
objections
608
00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:35,917
I will take all those on my own
609
00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:38,750
Don't lie to me!
610
00:39:39,292 --> 00:39:42,708
Byt I hate myself
611
00:39:42,917 --> 00:39:44,750
because I can't get back the Box
612
00:39:45,292 --> 00:39:45,833
I
613
00:39:45,958 --> 00:39:47,042
I'll help you
614
00:39:47,208 --> 00:39:49,042
No! it's dangerous
615
00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:50,333
You don't want
616
00:39:51,833 --> 00:39:52,792
I want
617
00:39:53,167 --> 00:39:54,708
I won't hide a woman
618
00:39:54,917 --> 00:39:55,833
It's just rumour
619
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,250
I won't tryst you anymore...
620
00:39:58,750 --> 00:40:00,083
What are you doing here?
621
00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:07,292
Who's he?
622
00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:12,792
I'm asking you, who's he?
623
00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:14,750
He
624
00:40:14,875 --> 00:40:17,333
Bro, who's he? Tell me
625
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:19,000
He's my wife
626
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,708
Bro, it's too much of you
627
00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:22,750
Bros
628
00:40:22,917 --> 00:40:24,500
You marry your sister to him!
629
00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:27,417
So his wife pointed a sword at him
630
00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:30,458
You follow me
I have something to ask you
631
00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:33,042
You've got a wife
632
00:40:33,208 --> 00:40:34,250
I've lost my feeling to her
633
00:40:34,458 --> 00:40:37,500
Tell me what's going on
634
00:40:37,750 --> 00:40:38,875
I've told you...Sister-in-law
635
00:40:40,625 --> 00:40:42,292
Sister-in-law?
636
00:40:42,417 --> 00:40:44,125
Sorry, Madam Bull
637
00:40:46,917 --> 00:40:48,708
When you watched the moon with me
in the past
638
00:40:48,917 --> 00:40:50,958
you called me Sweetie
639
00:40:51,417 --> 00:40:55,417
Now you yet your new lover!
Call me Madam Bull?
640
00:40:55,917 --> 00:40:57,708
Sweetie?
641
00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:01,333
Do you think that I come here for
642
00:41:01,458 --> 00:41:02,958
that ugly Bull?
643
00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:06,917
I come here for you, heartless monkey
644
00:41:08,167 --> 00:41:10,958
Bro, thank you
645
00:41:11,125 --> 00:41:12,167
It's none of bysiness
646
00:41:13,958 --> 00:41:14,792
Sorry
647
00:41:14,958 --> 00:41:17,417
wait for me here at midnight
648
00:41:17,583 --> 00:41:19,125
I have something to tell you
649
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,250
If I were you
650
00:41:26,417 --> 00:41:28,208
I'll die when my husband decides to get
a concubine
651
00:41:28,375 --> 00:41:29,042
Really?
652
00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:31,208
Yes! But I'll castrate you first
653
00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:32,208
Follow me
654
00:41:35,875 --> 00:41:37,167
Zixia, I...
655
00:41:37,292 --> 00:41:38,208
I tryst you
656
00:41:39,375 --> 00:41:40,833
I'll get the Box today
657
00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:42,417
Wait for me here at midnight
658
00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:45,333
Bro...
659
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:46,417
Let me go to see my bros first
660
00:41:46,792 --> 00:41:47,708
See you tonight
661
00:42:10,417 --> 00:42:13,292
Damn monkey, it's midnight now
Where is he?
662
00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:16,417
Big Brother!
663
00:42:16,583 --> 00:42:17,375
I've told you that
664
00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:19,542
Big Brother won't do so to us
665
00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:21,042
He'll come to save Master
666
00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:23,250
Gout at night, wanna pee?
667
00:42:25,833 --> 00:42:26,750
No need to praise me
668
00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:29,125
I'm just better than you a little bit
669
00:42:30,250 --> 00:42:33,000
Stop nagging, go to save Master
670
00:42:33,208 --> 00:42:34,042
I can't take this anymore
671
00:42:39,792 --> 00:42:40,917
I'm syre that Master is inside
672
00:42:41,042 --> 00:42:41,750
Right...
673
00:42:41,917 --> 00:42:43,708
He's very annoying
I can't take this anymore
674
00:42:43,875 --> 00:42:45,375
You go in, I stay back...
675
00:42:45,583 --> 00:42:46,500
Go! You at the middle
676
00:42:49,083 --> 00:42:52,292
This way...Master is here, go in
677
00:42:52,458 --> 00:42:53,333
Master
678
00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:55,500
Master, master
679
00:42:55,667 --> 00:42:57,167
We come to bring you out
680
00:42:57,292 --> 00:42:58,708
I won't go
681
00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:01,750
Really? Why? No
682
00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:03,917
There're full of obstacles in the way of
683
00:43:04,083 --> 00:43:06,042
getting scriptures
684
00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:09,500
This is because we're not united enough
685
00:43:09,625 --> 00:43:12,458
so the devils can do bad to us
686
00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:13,917
Ok, now it is the case
687
00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:18,208
Staying in this prison or not is
just the same
688
00:43:18,333 --> 00:43:19,875
The outside world
689
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,708
is just a larger prison to me
690
00:43:22,875 --> 00:43:26,958
You go out first
I have something to talk to Big Brother
691
00:43:28,042 --> 00:43:29,417
Master
692
00:43:29,708 --> 00:43:31,917
Piggy, you're naughty again
693
00:43:32,083 --> 00:43:33,292
No, Master
694
00:43:33,458 --> 00:43:35,750
I go out and protect you
695
00:43:35,917 --> 00:43:37,708
Sandy, follow me. Yes
696
00:43:38,375 --> 00:43:39,333
You stand aside
697
00:43:43,583 --> 00:43:47,125
Blow up and blow up the ball
698
00:43:49,417 --> 00:43:50,667
You've dropped your thing
699
00:43:52,625 --> 00:43:54,167
Bro, keep it
700
00:43:54,292 --> 00:43:55,083
Why should I keep it?
701
00:43:55,292 --> 00:43:57,417
Because I'm stronger than you
702
00:43:57,708 --> 00:43:58,750
Stronger than your shit!
703
00:44:01,167 --> 00:44:02,333
Come in and have a sit
704
00:44:06,750 --> 00:44:10,000
Honestly, I'm not your bro
705
00:44:10,208 --> 00:44:12,333
I don't want to be your disciple
706
00:44:12,542 --> 00:44:13,958
Master, be kind to me
707
00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:16,208
Please let go of me, alright?
708
00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:20,500
Do you know what "Dong, Dong..."is?
709
00:44:20,583 --> 00:44:21,708
What "Dong, Dong, Dong"?
710
00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:39,208
Only you...
can take me to get scriptures in the west
711
00:44:39,292 --> 00:44:51,083
Only you... can kill the devils
712
00:44:51,208 --> 00:44:57,542
Only you... can protect me
713
00:44:57,708 --> 00:45:04,083
No need to eat by the monster
714
00:45:04,208 --> 00:45:12,792
Only you are that strong
715
00:45:16,875 --> 00:45:29,667
Only you...
don't blame the master so talkative
716
00:45:29,833 --> 00:45:34,708
Wear the ring back
717
00:45:34,875 --> 00:45:41,125
Don't scare the death
718
00:45:41,292 --> 00:45:48,583
Don't scare the shit
719
00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:58,917
Do your best, if you scare
I'll be with you...
720
00:45:59,125 --> 00:46:04,375
Namonitabhaya
721
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,792
I can't take this anymore!
722
00:46:09,667 --> 00:46:12,042
Oh your shit! Stop it!
723
00:46:12,417 --> 00:46:13,708
I've said I can't take this anymore
724
00:46:13,833 --> 00:46:15,333
Byt you still sing
725
00:46:15,458 --> 00:46:17,625
You disregard my feelings
726
00:46:17,958 --> 00:46:20,250
I'll kill you if you sing again
727
00:46:22,458 --> 00:46:25,833
Monkey King, you kill you again
728
00:46:26,708 --> 00:46:29,708
Life and death are minor
729
00:46:33,875 --> 00:46:36,250
You'll sing this song with me
730
00:46:36,375 --> 00:46:39,458
when you know making sacrifices is
so meaningful
731
00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:46,083
Namonitabhaya...
732
00:46:49,375 --> 00:46:50,417
Zixia
733
00:46:55,958 --> 00:46:58,000
Bro, why are you taking a woman
with you?
734
00:46:58,167 --> 00:46:58,708
Master has gone
735
00:46:58,958 --> 00:47:00,333
He said we had to wait for him
at the forest 300 miles away
736
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:01,250
Go there quickly, please
737
00:47:01,375 --> 00:47:01,833
Hold it!
738
00:47:02,167 --> 00:47:03,208
What?
739
00:47:03,917 --> 00:47:04,792
Ambush at the front
740
00:47:04,917 --> 00:47:07,500
I can see it, no need to listen
741
00:47:08,583 --> 00:47:09,667
Stupid
742
00:47:09,833 --> 00:47:10,333
Hold you
743
00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:13,042
Xiang Xiang!
744
00:47:13,167 --> 00:47:14,333
Why are you here?
745
00:47:15,083 --> 00:47:17,458
Wow! Why is there so much blood
on your hand?
746
00:47:18,042 --> 00:47:19,125
This is the blood
747
00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:21,875
of the woman you're holding
748
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:22,833
Her blood?
749
00:47:23,417 --> 00:47:24,500
Yes! It's hers
750
00:47:24,875 --> 00:47:26,375
I stabbed her
751
00:47:26,542 --> 00:47:29,500
when she's sleeping
752
00:47:30,917 --> 00:47:32,833
If this woman is still alive
753
00:47:33,417 --> 00:47:35,417
you won't come back to me
754
00:47:38,042 --> 00:47:39,792
You have to let it be
755
00:47:39,875 --> 00:47:42,458
It is fate
756
00:47:43,042 --> 00:47:44,125
Byllshit!
757
00:47:44,792 --> 00:47:46,667
If it is fate that you love Piggy
758
00:47:47,042 --> 00:47:48,292
will you love him?
759
00:47:49,750 --> 00:47:51,375
If this is God's order
760
00:47:51,542 --> 00:47:53,042
I have to accept it
761
00:47:54,167 --> 00:47:55,292
Great!
762
00:47:56,250 --> 00:47:57,833
You don't have to wait for God's order
763
00:48:00,458 --> 00:48:01,417
Wow! What are you going to do?
764
00:48:09,958 --> 00:48:11,417
Go, go...
765
00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:14,250
Changing Image Magic!
766
00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:22,833
I will tyrn you into a rock
767
00:48:23,542 --> 00:48:24,708
Let go of me!
768
00:48:27,792 --> 00:48:28,625
Grab your breasts!
769
00:49:01,417 --> 00:49:03,625
Zixia...!
770
00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:05,000
Wake up
771
00:49:06,292 --> 00:49:08,667
Big Bro, why are you embracing me?
772
00:49:11,167 --> 00:49:12,208
Piggy?
773
00:49:12,750 --> 00:49:13,625
Yes!
774
00:49:14,125 --> 00:49:14,958
Where is Zixia?
775
00:49:15,083 --> 00:49:16,208
Qin Xianglin...
776
00:49:20,208 --> 00:49:21,333
Qingxia?
777
00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:25,750
Wow! Please don't play joke!
778
00:49:25,958 --> 00:49:29,042
I'm also hyrt!
779
00:49:29,208 --> 00:49:31,417
My chest muscles nearly touch
my stomach
780
00:49:33,667 --> 00:49:35,167
Do you hate me?
781
00:49:35,917 --> 00:49:37,250
No!
782
00:49:41,292 --> 00:49:42,500
You hate me!
783
00:49:42,625 --> 00:49:44,208
Fine! End now!
784
00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:46,417
Stop! Give me some time
785
00:49:46,583 --> 00:49:48,333
I just vomit. I'll vomit all things out soon
786
00:49:51,167 --> 00:49:52,417
Fine! I tryst you
787
00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:53,750
Give you some time
788
00:49:53,917 --> 00:49:55,583
Try to get used to it now
789
00:49:56,708 --> 00:49:58,083
I'm ysed to it already
790
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:00,667
Fine, I'm OK
791
00:50:00,875 --> 00:50:02,083
I wanna vomit!
792
00:50:03,833 --> 00:50:05,958
You're so disgusting!
793
00:50:06,125 --> 00:50:08,042
If you're not, he won't vomit
794
00:50:16,292 --> 00:50:17,292
Please be good to me
795
00:50:17,417 --> 00:50:18,667
I will marry him
796
00:50:18,833 --> 00:50:20,208
I'll give him a warm family
797
00:50:20,375 --> 00:50:22,333
Give birth to many kids
798
00:50:24,042 --> 00:50:24,792
Xianglin
799
00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:31,875
I will kill you!
800
00:50:32,167 --> 00:50:33,250
Kill you
801
00:50:33,375 --> 00:50:36,708
Bro, you're also hurt?
802
00:50:38,292 --> 00:50:39,917
Turn me back!
803
00:50:40,042 --> 00:50:40,625
Shut up!
804
00:50:40,792 --> 00:50:43,417
Listen to me!
805
00:50:43,542 --> 00:50:45,583
Change me back!
806
00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:46,583
I also want to do so!
807
00:50:46,708 --> 00:50:48,375
I've ysed my power once
808
00:50:48,667 --> 00:50:49,208
I need 49 days to recover
809
00:50:49,375 --> 00:50:51,333
49 days! I...
810
00:50:51,625 --> 00:50:54,375
Xianglin, face the reality!
811
00:50:57,042 --> 00:50:59,000
Use your energy!
812
00:50:59,125 --> 00:51:01,375
Use your energy! Stop playing!
813
00:51:01,542 --> 00:51:02,458
Be qyick!
814
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,292
Who is inside you?
815
00:51:05,625 --> 00:51:07,458
I don't know where I am
816
00:51:07,625 --> 00:51:08,167
Two voices?
817
00:51:08,292 --> 00:51:08,917
Who are you?
818
00:51:09,083 --> 00:51:10,542
I'm Piggy. Who are you?
819
00:51:10,667 --> 00:51:11,833
I'm Zixia
820
00:51:14,042 --> 00:51:15,292
Xianglin
821
00:51:15,917 --> 00:51:16,833
Joker
822
00:51:16,917 --> 00:51:17,917
Bro
823
00:51:20,292 --> 00:51:21,417
Zixia
824
00:51:23,625 --> 00:51:25,250
Ziaxia, you're still here
825
00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:26,750
You bitch!
826
00:51:28,417 --> 00:51:29,917
I find you at last
827
00:51:30,125 --> 00:51:30,958
What are you doing?
828
00:51:31,125 --> 00:51:33,042
Long time no see, and you become this
829
00:51:33,583 --> 00:51:34,667
Where's the Pandora's Box?
830
00:51:35,458 --> 00:51:36,583
I didn't take it
831
00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:39,792
Kidding
832
00:51:41,542 --> 00:51:41,875
Give me
833
00:51:42,042 --> 00:51:42,708
Wait
834
00:51:42,875 --> 00:51:44,000
What will you do to the Box?
835
00:51:44,208 --> 00:51:45,583
Go with me!
836
00:51:45,750 --> 00:51:47,000
Fat woman! Don't hang around with me
837
00:51:48,542 --> 00:51:51,875
Xianglin will go away with you...
The King Bull
838
00:51:55,042 --> 00:51:57,125
Don't dream
839
00:51:57,417 --> 00:51:59,000
you ask him if you don't believe it
840
00:52:00,583 --> 00:52:01,792
You said you love me
841
00:52:01,958 --> 00:52:03,250
because you wanna take this and
842
00:52:03,458 --> 00:52:03,708
go away with her?
843
00:52:03,917 --> 00:52:04,875
Wait...
844
00:52:05,167 --> 00:52:06,667
It's not trye
845
00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:10,375
Don't want you to throw it away
846
00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:11,292
Great!
847
00:52:12,208 --> 00:52:14,542
You should not do that
848
00:52:14,708 --> 00:52:15,875
Look at you
849
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:16,875
Don't deny it!
850
00:52:17,042 --> 00:52:17,875
I'll throw that away!
851
00:52:28,667 --> 00:52:29,500
Bro...
852
00:52:31,750 --> 00:52:32,958
What a man!
853
00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:34,042
Shut up!
854
00:52:35,542 --> 00:52:37,000
I love that!
855
00:52:37,583 --> 00:52:39,667
You can't leave anymore
856
00:52:40,750 --> 00:52:43,417
Bull, you're seriously hurt
857
00:52:44,042 --> 00:52:46,333
Do you think that bitch hyrt lesser?
858
00:52:46,667 --> 00:52:47,500
Have a look!
859
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:50,250
You've deceived me so long
860
00:52:50,917 --> 00:52:52,167
In fact, I'm not
861
00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:53,792
Xianglin, who's that woman?
862
00:52:54,583 --> 00:52:56,000
I won't listen to you!
863
00:52:56,167 --> 00:52:58,000
Bastard! I'll leave you
864
00:52:58,167 --> 00:52:59,208
You affairs are none of my business
865
00:52:59,417 --> 00:53:02,125
You get yours! And I get mine!
866
00:53:03,958 --> 00:53:05,750
Help Zixia, you have a part in the body
867
00:53:25,250 --> 00:53:27,083
Beat it up, make it hurt! Then you can
do nothing about it even if you
868
00:53:27,292 --> 00:53:28,000
Yes!
869
00:53:30,917 --> 00:53:31,667
Wanna go?
870
00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:35,208
Explain it clearly or you can't leave!
871
00:53:35,417 --> 00:53:36,500
Don't hit him!
872
00:53:37,875 --> 00:53:38,667
Bitch
873
00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:40,375
Bitch, stand aside
it's none of your business
874
00:53:40,833 --> 00:53:41,458
Stop it!
875
00:53:41,625 --> 00:53:43,125
I'm afraid that she'll hyrt my body
876
00:53:46,042 --> 00:53:47,042
I won't help you
877
00:53:47,292 --> 00:53:48,833
Shut up!
878
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,500
I'll help her and beat you up
879
00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:52,542
Have a try!
880
00:53:52,917 --> 00:53:55,875
I'm a woman. Please don't hit her strongly
I'll kill you
881
00:54:04,250 --> 00:54:06,250
I won't give help
I just wanna see your fight!
882
00:54:06,542 --> 00:54:07,208
Go!
883
00:54:07,375 --> 00:54:07,917
No
884
00:54:08,083 --> 00:54:09,500
I'll take the Box for you
885
00:54:09,667 --> 00:54:11,458
And you can explain to your wife
886
00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:13,458
Wow, you're great! Perfect!
887
00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:14,083
Really?
888
00:54:14,250 --> 00:54:15,958
You're as perfect as possible
889
00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:24,000
Wait!
890
00:54:35,125 --> 00:54:35,833
You!
891
00:54:36,792 --> 00:54:38,667
Bitch, don't hit my girl
892
00:54:38,875 --> 00:54:39,833
I like to do it
893
00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,458
Your man has gone
894
00:54:45,667 --> 00:54:47,125
How cool he is!
895
00:54:47,292 --> 00:54:48,583
I'm a lycky woman!
896
00:54:57,042 --> 00:54:58,875
Ok, I can play jumping down
from the cliff
897
00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:04,500
Go nearer
898
00:55:08,375 --> 00:55:09,667
Monkey King
899
00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:11,208
Don't jump!
900
00:55:12,958 --> 00:55:14,750
I don't want to do so
901
00:55:14,917 --> 00:55:16,833
You prefer jumping down to seeing me
902
00:55:17,208 --> 00:55:19,292
Ok
I'd better go back to the Flam Mountain
903
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,458
I won't do this case
904
00:55:26,583 --> 00:55:28,417
if I know this before
905
00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:32,875
I don't know stealing grapes will
make me suffer such punishment
906
00:55:33,042 --> 00:55:35,667
If I know that, I won't be a robber
907
00:55:35,792 --> 00:55:36,708
Yes, sure
908
00:55:36,833 --> 00:55:38,000
Like me, being a soldier
909
00:55:38,125 --> 00:55:39,292
you have no chance yet
910
00:55:39,500 --> 00:55:41,125
unless immortal comes to save you
911
00:55:52,292 --> 00:55:53,792
I won't be a soldier
912
00:56:01,208 --> 00:56:02,625
Immortal has come
913
00:56:03,083 --> 00:56:04,417
Immortal!
914
00:56:07,708 --> 00:56:08,792
Jing Jing
915
00:56:20,625 --> 00:56:21,542
Granpa Buddha
916
00:56:21,667 --> 00:56:23,042
He steams byns
917
00:56:23,250 --> 00:56:24,417
None of your bysiness!
918
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,167
Jing Jing!
919
00:56:32,625 --> 00:56:35,250
Don't flirt me!
920
00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:37,542
I flirt you becayse I love you
921
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:40,875
Listen, if you want to be my wife
922
00:56:41,375 --> 00:56:44,167
don't do bad anymore in the future
923
00:56:44,375 --> 00:56:45,417
Sure!
924
00:56:45,792 --> 00:56:46,875
Let's go
925
00:56:47,375 --> 00:56:48,333
Drink tea
926
00:56:48,625 --> 00:56:49,792
Thank you!
927
00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:51,875
You're welcome
928
00:56:55,125 --> 00:56:57,208
Why bring me back to this cave?
929
00:56:57,333 --> 00:56:58,625
I didn't bring you back
930
00:56:58,750 --> 00:57:01,583
It's you who broyght ys back
931
00:57:04,042 --> 00:57:06,000
It may be because I miss Jing Jing
very much
932
00:57:06,167 --> 00:57:07,667
Yes! When you fainted
933
00:57:07,833 --> 00:57:10,292
you spoke out the name Jing Jing
98 times!
934
00:57:13,833 --> 00:57:15,208
Jing Jing is my wife
935
00:57:15,375 --> 00:57:17,042
and a name Zixia
936
00:57:17,208 --> 00:57:18,875
You repeated 784 times
937
00:57:20,833 --> 00:57:22,500
784 times
938
00:57:22,667 --> 00:57:24,833
She must have owed you lots of money
939
00:57:26,167 --> 00:57:28,000
I want Spider Web Cave Immortal to be
my master
940
00:57:28,167 --> 00:57:30,292
She's changed Waterfall Cave into
Spider Web Cave
941
00:57:30,458 --> 00:57:31,792
You tell me there's no such person!
942
00:57:32,292 --> 00:57:33,458
We don't know
943
00:57:34,375 --> 00:57:36,792
Son of a bitch, you're still here!
944
00:57:37,125 --> 00:57:38,417
Why did you do that to me?
945
00:57:39,792 --> 00:57:40,917
Jing Jing
946
00:57:46,250 --> 00:57:48,708
Jing Jing, it's nice to see you
947
00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:49,792
What?
948
00:57:51,333 --> 00:57:52,708
You've got thinner
949
00:57:54,208 --> 00:57:55,917
I'm not the Monkey King
950
00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:57,667
Byt I don't how to tell you
951
00:57:57,875 --> 00:57:59,000
because you won't believe in it
952
00:57:59,333 --> 00:58:00,333
I will
953
00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:03,333
Because that damn monkey won't be
so gentle to me
954
00:58:04,042 --> 00:58:05,125
Who are you?
955
00:58:07,292 --> 00:58:08,667
I'll be your hysband 500 years later
956
00:58:08,792 --> 00:58:09,250
500 years later
957
00:58:09,458 --> 00:58:10,917
you will give up this affair because of me
958
00:58:11,042 --> 00:58:12,792
What I did is totally
959
00:58:13,083 --> 00:58:13,708
just for you
960
00:58:13,875 --> 00:58:14,625
Jing Jing, I miss you
961
00:58:14,833 --> 00:58:15,625
I miss you mych and mych
962
00:58:15,917 --> 00:58:17,583
I miss you mych and mych and mych
963
00:58:18,292 --> 00:58:19,208
Don't you tryst me?
964
00:58:19,292 --> 00:58:20,292
No!
965
00:58:20,958 --> 00:58:21,583
I can't blame you
966
00:58:21,750 --> 00:58:22,167
Let me see what's going on
967
00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:23,625
Byt I think I know you
968
00:58:24,708 --> 00:58:26,250
Absolutely
969
00:58:26,750 --> 00:58:27,833
Very and absolutely
970
00:58:28,333 --> 00:58:30,083
Very and absolutely and extremely!
971
00:58:30,458 --> 00:58:34,500
How will we meet 500 years later?
972
00:58:35,917 --> 00:58:37,500
At a pitch-dark night
973
00:58:37,708 --> 00:58:38,833
I'm Joker, you're Pak Jing Jing
974
00:58:39,375 --> 00:58:40,083
Fantastic love
975
00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:42,458
starts from a fire at the bridge
976
00:58:43,042 --> 00:58:44,875
When I turn back
you point at me with your finger
977
00:58:45,083 --> 00:58:45,708
then my hand gets burning
978
00:58:45,875 --> 00:58:46,958
you rush to me and hit me!
979
00:58:47,167 --> 00:58:49,208
Hit and hit and hit!
980
00:58:49,417 --> 00:58:50,125
No...
981
00:58:50,292 --> 00:58:51,583
Iook at me...
982
00:58:51,750 --> 00:58:53,583
yes, can you see it!
983
00:58:54,833 --> 00:58:56,333
there are many
984
00:58:56,458 --> 00:58:57,542
twists and turns
985
00:58:57,625 --> 00:58:59,417
Suddenly, the King Bull comes to us
986
00:58:59,792 --> 00:59:02,417
I fight with him with a bone
987
00:59:02,583 --> 00:59:04,458
He grabbed me to the Spider Web Cave
988
00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:08,292
It's right that time flies
989
00:59:08,458 --> 00:59:10,125
The following is the main content
990
00:59:10,667 --> 00:59:12,875
On the cliff, we reach the climax
991
00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:14,792
At that time, I touch you
992
00:59:14,958 --> 00:59:16,458
You touch me too
993
00:59:16,667 --> 00:59:18,750
We make promise that we won't separate
994
00:59:22,250 --> 00:59:24,208
But happiness is always a flash of time
995
00:59:24,417 --> 00:59:27,250
We only have endless pain!
996
00:59:27,708 --> 00:59:29,250
Why will you die?
997
00:59:29,667 --> 00:59:32,208
So I use the Box to travel back
998
00:59:32,417 --> 00:59:33,250
to the past
999
00:59:33,458 --> 00:59:35,750
I discover that you kill yourself
1000
00:59:36,792 --> 00:59:38,000
At the last moment
1001
00:59:38,875 --> 00:59:40,667
I save your life!
1002
00:59:42,750 --> 00:59:43,875
Byt at the last time of time travel
1003
00:59:44,042 --> 00:59:44,875
the Box doesn't work properly
1004
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,875
I go back to 500 years ago
1005
00:59:49,208 --> 00:59:50,458
That is the story
1006
00:59:54,250 --> 00:59:55,750
What are you gonna do now?
1007
00:59:56,375 --> 00:59:58,167
I've foynd you, I needn't go back now
1008
00:59:58,500 --> 00:59:59,625
Let's get married!
1009
01:00:01,667 --> 01:00:04,042
I... I just wake up
1010
01:00:04,208 --> 01:00:06,583
I have nothing to do
1011
01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:08,958
So I come here. I wanna be a disciple
1012
01:00:09,083 --> 01:00:11,500
You request marriage suddenly
1013
01:00:11,875 --> 01:00:13,875
I...haven't bryshed my teeth!
1014
01:00:15,625 --> 01:00:17,417
I know you're syspecting...
1015
01:00:17,583 --> 01:00:19,083
If I can give you my heart
1016
01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:20,708
you'll know I'm not cheating you
1017
01:00:21,917 --> 01:00:22,750
it's very simple!
1018
01:00:26,583 --> 01:00:27,625
You look like a thing
1019
01:00:27,792 --> 01:00:28,458
Coconut?
1020
01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:30,125
A girl said that to me
1021
01:00:30,250 --> 01:00:31,083
Oh, coconut
1022
01:00:31,292 --> 01:00:33,042
are his words all true?
1023
01:00:34,125 --> 01:00:35,125
No need to think!
1024
01:00:35,250 --> 01:00:36,458
You search the bottom!
1025
01:00:38,875 --> 01:00:40,458
Coconut, thank you very much
1026
01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:45,333
Please tell you, am I his best love?
1027
01:00:48,667 --> 01:00:50,125
You've come back for a long time
1028
01:00:50,292 --> 01:00:52,292
You just wanna get the Pandora's Box
1029
01:00:52,458 --> 01:00:53,542
What do you mean?
1030
01:00:53,750 --> 01:00:55,000
I'm asking you when we will get marry
1031
01:00:55,125 --> 01:00:56,458
Byt you keep saying no
1032
01:00:56,625 --> 01:00:57,792
Will you marry me?
1033
01:00:58,125 --> 01:00:59,292
I do!
1034
01:01:04,417 --> 01:01:06,208
Is your sister crazy?
1035
01:01:06,458 --> 01:01:07,583
She keeps speaking nonsense all day long
1036
01:01:08,042 --> 01:01:10,208
She's not craZy
She's something wrong with the brain
1037
01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,458
If she promises...
1038
01:01:12,625 --> 01:01:13,583
she has promised to marry him
7 days later
1039
01:01:15,208 --> 01:01:16,875
you have made up your mind?
1040
01:01:17,333 --> 01:01:18,500
I cheated him
1041
01:01:18,667 --> 01:01:20,500
I'm waiting for my man to pick me up!
1042
01:01:22,208 --> 01:01:24,792
You think that bastard will come to
pick you up?
1043
01:01:24,958 --> 01:01:26,375
Congratulations!
1044
01:01:26,583 --> 01:01:28,000
Byt even if he comes back
1045
01:01:28,625 --> 01:01:29,375
he can't get you back
1046
01:01:29,583 --> 01:01:31,583
from the King Bull
1047
01:01:31,750 --> 01:01:35,417
It is fate that he can pull out
my Magic Sword
1048
01:01:35,750 --> 01:01:38,333
He myst be an inordinary man
1049
01:01:38,792 --> 01:01:40,000
I'm syre
1050
01:01:40,250 --> 01:01:41,333
I know he'll come back one day
1051
01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:44,292
appear in public
1052
01:01:44,417 --> 01:01:45,833
wearing golden armour
1053
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,458
and stepping on colorful cloud
come to marry me
1054
01:01:49,667 --> 01:01:51,167
You are craZy!
1055
01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:54,667
I'm not crazy! This is jyst my hope
1056
01:01:57,167 --> 01:01:58,375
Promise me! Little psycho
1057
01:01:58,500 --> 01:01:59,458
No!
1058
01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:20,833
Bro, things are always unpredictable
1059
01:02:20,958 --> 01:02:22,792
I can't think you'll get marry with
Miss Pak so soon
1060
01:02:22,958 --> 01:02:24,125
Yes, me too
1061
01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:25,625
We're happy for you!
1062
01:02:26,458 --> 01:02:27,917
Thank you!
1063
01:02:30,167 --> 01:02:31,167
You made dreams last night
1064
01:02:31,292 --> 01:02:33,792
You repeated the name Zixia 785 times
1065
01:02:34,083 --> 01:02:35,583
One time more than last night
1066
01:02:59,583 --> 01:03:02,417
6 days have passed
You'll get marry tomorrow
1067
01:03:04,250 --> 01:03:07,000
He will come? I don't think so
1068
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,042
Yesterday, I told a spider to tell you
1069
01:03:31,208 --> 01:03:33,125
Told you I missed you much
1070
01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:34,542
Do you know?
1071
01:03:36,167 --> 01:03:37,583
You don't know again
1072
01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:40,417
I am cheating you
1073
01:03:42,208 --> 01:03:43,542
That's fine!
1074
01:03:43,667 --> 01:03:44,792
Just like a moth
1075
01:03:44,958 --> 01:03:46,917
it flies to fire even it knows it'll get hurt
1076
01:03:50,250 --> 01:03:51,625
Moth is so silly!
1077
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,458
Come out, grapes
1078
01:04:02,333 --> 01:04:04,083
I don't want to watch you
1079
01:04:04,208 --> 01:04:05,667
I just want to study
1080
01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:09,292
the interesting relationship among humans
1081
01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:11,208
Bro, you're a robber
1082
01:04:11,333 --> 01:04:12,792
Don't pretend to be a scholar
1083
01:04:12,958 --> 01:04:14,667
Even a robber has its own knowledge
1084
01:04:15,208 --> 01:04:17,042
Stop it, go to sleep
1085
01:04:17,167 --> 01:04:19,583
In your mind
is Zixia an exclamation mark?
1086
01:04:19,750 --> 01:04:21,208
Or she's a full stop?
1087
01:04:21,375 --> 01:04:23,917
Is your mind fyll of qyestion marks?
1088
01:04:24,458 --> 01:04:26,250
Zixia is just a girl who I know
1089
01:04:26,417 --> 01:04:27,583
I lied to her in the past
1090
01:04:27,792 --> 01:04:30,125
I'm just feeling a little bit regretful
1091
01:04:30,583 --> 01:04:32,125
I hate him
1092
01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:34,792
I'll get marry today. What do you want?
1093
01:04:35,083 --> 01:04:36,042
When you discover that
1094
01:04:36,208 --> 01:04:38,083
you've fallen in love with a man you hate
1095
01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:40,583
this affair is really hurting you
1096
01:04:40,875 --> 01:04:43,583
But how can I fall in love
with a person I hate?
1097
01:04:44,125 --> 01:04:46,667
Please give me a reason. Please!
1098
01:04:46,833 --> 01:04:48,750
We don't need any reason to love a person
1099
01:04:48,958 --> 01:04:49,542
Don't we?
1100
01:04:49,708 --> 01:04:50,333
Do we?
1101
01:04:50,542 --> 01:04:51,000
Don't we?
1102
01:04:51,292 --> 01:04:51,875
Do we?
1103
01:04:52,042 --> 01:04:52,917
Don't we?
1104
01:04:53,042 --> 01:04:54,375
Let me stydy it for you
1105
01:04:54,500 --> 01:04:57,750
Why are you so serious? Need we?
1106
01:05:40,167 --> 01:05:40,958
Who?
1107
01:05:53,292 --> 01:05:55,417
Time's up
1108
01:06:14,083 --> 01:06:15,875
How many brothers and sisters
do you have?
1109
01:06:16,042 --> 01:06:17,625
Are you parents alive?
1110
01:06:17,792 --> 01:06:19,250
Speak up!
1111
01:06:19,417 --> 01:06:20,708
I just wanna make a new friend
1112
01:06:20,917 --> 01:06:22,583
when I'm going to die
1113
01:06:24,625 --> 01:06:27,000
How to save Master?
1114
01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:30,250
Being a devil is the same as
being a human
1115
01:06:30,625 --> 01:06:32,167
We should be kind
1116
01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:34,000
If we are kind
1117
01:06:34,167 --> 01:06:37,083
we are not a devil, we are a hybrid
1118
01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:40,000
He ynderstand?
1119
01:06:40,333 --> 01:06:41,333
do you understand?
1120
01:06:45,375 --> 01:06:48,625
No one will come to pick you up
1121
01:06:56,250 --> 01:06:58,000
Your letter
1122
01:06:58,333 --> 01:06:59,333
Thank you
1123
01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:06,708
Your conscience told me that
1124
01:07:06,958 --> 01:07:08,833
I'm not your best love
1125
01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:10,750
Your best love is another woman
1126
01:07:11,250 --> 01:07:14,917
When I saw the thing left by her
in your heart
1127
01:07:15,083 --> 01:07:17,958
I know that you came back not for me
1128
01:07:18,042 --> 01:07:21,625
but for her
1129
01:07:22,042 --> 01:07:25,542
This is God's order
1130
01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:27,833
It is also called fate
1131
01:07:34,042 --> 01:07:34,875
Jing Jing's gone
1132
01:07:35,042 --> 01:07:35,542
I know
1133
01:07:35,708 --> 01:07:36,875
I've read the letter
1134
01:07:37,333 --> 01:07:38,250
Granpa Buddha
1135
01:07:38,375 --> 01:07:39,542
What's going on with her?
1136
01:07:43,125 --> 01:07:44,083
Have you read this letter?
1137
01:07:44,208 --> 01:07:45,208
No
1138
01:07:45,375 --> 01:07:46,250
You read it
1139
01:07:46,458 --> 01:07:47,167
Good
1140
01:07:48,833 --> 01:07:49,958
Wanna go?
1141
01:07:58,833 --> 01:08:00,667
I know my sister Pak Jing Jing
has been here
1142
01:08:00,833 --> 01:08:01,542
Where is she now?
1143
01:08:01,792 --> 01:08:02,792
Speak up!
1144
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:05,458
Does she owe you this mych?
1145
01:08:05,625 --> 01:08:07,792
You don't let your sister go
1146
01:08:08,542 --> 01:08:12,708
Just tell me
1147
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,292
I don't know
1148
01:08:15,417 --> 01:08:16,708
I don't know
1149
01:08:16,917 --> 01:08:18,792
it is heard that you're kind
1150
01:08:18,958 --> 01:08:20,042
They are your friends?
1151
01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:23,000
No!
1152
01:08:30,292 --> 01:08:31,458
Do you know?
1153
01:08:37,125 --> 01:08:39,500
Kill me if you myst kill someone
1154
01:08:39,708 --> 01:08:41,250
They don't know your sister
1155
01:08:41,458 --> 01:08:42,958
All of them are innocent
1156
01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:44,292
I agree!
1157
01:08:49,167 --> 01:08:51,625
I admire bold people very much
1158
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,167
If you're one of them
1159
01:08:55,333 --> 01:08:56,500
I can fylfill your desire!
1160
01:08:58,917 --> 01:08:59,750
Wait!
1161
01:09:01,708 --> 01:09:03,333
I really think that
you aren't scared of death!
1162
01:09:04,750 --> 01:09:06,750
I'm gonna die. Please do me a favor
1163
01:09:07,125 --> 01:09:09,583
I've heard that if you cut fast and
accurately
1164
01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:12,000
the man got hurt won't die at once
when he's cut open
1165
01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:13,417
He can still see
1166
01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:14,958
Help me, do it as fast as you can
1167
01:09:15,292 --> 01:09:15,875
Tear out my heart
1168
01:09:16,042 --> 01:09:17,583
Let you see it clearly
1169
01:09:18,583 --> 01:09:19,583
What are you talking about?
1170
01:09:21,625 --> 01:09:22,417
A friend of mind
1171
01:09:22,625 --> 01:09:24,500
Ieft something in my heart
1172
01:09:25,792 --> 01:09:27,542
I want to know what's that
1173
01:09:57,500 --> 01:10:01,458
It's strange
1174
01:10:06,583 --> 01:10:08,833
Humans and devils are born
by their mothers
1175
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:11,167
Different person acts as a different mom
1176
01:10:11,333 --> 01:10:13,458
A devil's mom is a devil's mom
1177
01:10:14,083 --> 01:10:16,167
I can take this
1178
01:10:27,250 --> 01:10:28,917
What's your name of your mom?
1179
01:10:31,167 --> 01:10:33,958
Kowtow to Heaven and Earth
1180
01:10:36,083 --> 01:10:37,458
Let's marry
1181
01:10:37,583 --> 01:10:38,458
Wait!
1182
01:10:39,583 --> 01:10:40,667
Look!
1183
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:43,542
Now, she is the younger sister and
she'll save her elder sister
1184
01:10:44,333 --> 01:10:48,292
The elder sister
will save the younger sister
1185
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,333
What do you want?
1186
01:10:50,833 --> 01:10:53,833
We're married today. Let my sister go
1187
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,458
I won't break my promise
1188
01:11:12,958 --> 01:11:14,333
I don't want to fight anymore
1189
01:11:15,208 --> 01:11:16,292
You go!
1190
01:11:16,708 --> 01:11:18,750
I just have one sister in my life
1191
01:11:26,625 --> 01:11:27,542
Sister
1192
01:11:28,458 --> 01:11:29,167
King Bull!
1193
01:11:29,333 --> 01:11:30,875
I won't let my sister marry you
1194
01:11:31,042 --> 01:11:31,792
Sister
1195
01:11:32,917 --> 01:11:34,125
What are you talking about?
1196
01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:36,292
I just have one sister in my whole life
1197
01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:37,458
Come on!
1198
01:11:37,583 --> 01:11:40,042
I'm right
1199
01:11:43,042 --> 01:11:45,167
Faster than me
1200
01:11:45,333 --> 01:11:46,792
you're so great
1201
01:11:59,958 --> 01:12:00,792
It's time
1202
01:12:03,458 --> 01:12:05,792
Changing image
1203
01:12:21,417 --> 01:12:21,833
Xiang Xiang?
1204
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,000
I'm not your sister
1205
01:12:23,125 --> 01:12:24,167
Xiang Xiang, what are you doing?
1206
01:12:24,375 --> 01:12:26,333
Brother
1207
01:12:26,542 --> 01:12:27,750
Brother, my Changing Image Magic...
1208
01:12:27,917 --> 01:12:28,542
Xiang Xiang
1209
01:12:28,708 --> 01:12:30,333
Turn me into a dog
1210
01:12:30,667 --> 01:12:31,750
Who are you?
1211
01:12:31,917 --> 01:12:33,042
I'm Qingxia!
1212
01:12:33,417 --> 01:12:34,583
Sister...
1213
01:12:35,167 --> 01:12:36,417
I will kill you
1214
01:12:36,667 --> 01:12:37,542
Go to save Master!
1215
01:12:55,167 --> 01:12:56,542
Don't hit my sister!
1216
01:12:57,208 --> 01:12:58,542
Come to save us
1217
01:13:07,708 --> 01:13:09,125
Kill that girl!
1218
01:13:09,250 --> 01:13:09,667
No!
1219
01:13:09,792 --> 01:13:11,333
It's you!...Go away!
1220
01:13:11,500 --> 01:13:13,042
I'll kill the one who block my way
1221
01:13:16,083 --> 01:13:17,250
Goddess
1222
01:13:17,417 --> 01:13:19,417
I'm aboyt to ynderstand your words
1223
01:13:19,792 --> 01:13:21,833
I yse my eyes to see
1224
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:23,458
When I'm dying
1225
01:13:23,625 --> 01:13:26,250
I yse my heart to see this world
1226
01:13:26,625 --> 01:13:27,958
and all things
1227
01:13:28,250 --> 01:13:31,667
I see it clearly
1228
01:13:33,750 --> 01:13:35,667
That girl...
1229
01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:39,125
Ieft a drop of tear in my heart
1230
01:13:39,542 --> 01:13:40,792
I felt
1231
01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:42,708
her sorrow
1232
01:13:43,042 --> 01:13:44,333
Have you given yp
1233
01:13:44,542 --> 01:13:46,417
all things in human world?
1234
01:13:46,875 --> 01:13:47,875
Yes
1235
01:13:48,083 --> 01:13:49,083
Life and death
1236
01:13:49,208 --> 01:13:50,667
is minor
1237
01:13:50,833 --> 01:13:52,625
Great, great
1238
01:13:54,583 --> 01:13:56,292
Congratulations
1239
01:13:56,458 --> 01:13:57,417
Bro, what's up?
1240
01:13:57,583 --> 01:13:58,208
Come on, have a sit
1241
01:13:58,417 --> 01:13:59,458
Have a sit
1242
01:13:59,583 --> 01:14:01,917
It's unlucky that 3 friends of mine were
get involved
1243
01:14:02,083 --> 01:14:03,500
It's none of their bysiness!
1244
01:14:05,375 --> 01:14:06,417
Byt I don't ynderstand
1245
01:14:06,542 --> 01:14:09,833
Why can human hatred lasts 1 0 years
50 years
1246
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,625
and even 500 years?
1247
01:14:11,833 --> 01:14:14,167
What hatred is it?
1248
01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:16,250
So the Longevity Monk went to the west
1249
01:14:16,458 --> 01:14:18,333
and got scriptures
1250
01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:20,625
which clean our heart
1251
01:14:20,958 --> 01:14:21,875
Understand
1252
01:14:22,292 --> 01:14:22,792
I wanna stay. There are
1253
01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:24,167
many things waiting for me to do
1254
01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:25,875
You go to have your next lives
as soon as possible!
1255
01:14:26,167 --> 01:14:27,292
Good!
1256
01:14:27,542 --> 01:14:29,625
You're slashed because of me
1257
01:14:29,792 --> 01:14:31,708
I hope I can pay you back in my next life
1258
01:14:31,917 --> 01:14:33,042
Pay back more
1259
01:14:33,250 --> 01:14:35,042
I can do what I can do, grapes
1260
01:14:35,417 --> 01:14:37,583
Goodbye
1261
01:14:37,792 --> 01:14:38,958
We're leaving
1262
01:14:40,708 --> 01:14:42,625
I wanna warn you again
1263
01:14:42,792 --> 01:14:44,292
After wearing the Gold Ring
1264
01:14:44,458 --> 01:14:46,250
you're no longer a normal human
1265
01:14:46,375 --> 01:14:49,417
You can't touch human desires anymore
1266
01:14:49,625 --> 01:14:50,583
If you do so
1267
01:14:50,750 --> 01:14:53,375
the Gold Ring will get smaller and smaller
1268
01:14:53,667 --> 01:14:54,750
It's very yncomfortable
1269
01:14:56,083 --> 01:14:57,000
Ok!
1270
01:14:58,125 --> 01:15:00,042
Before wearing this Ring
1271
01:15:00,167 --> 01:15:02,042
what do you wanna say?
1272
01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:10,208
I had my best love
1273
01:15:10,375 --> 01:15:11,708
Byt I don't treasyre her
1274
01:15:12,167 --> 01:15:14,833
When I lost her, I felt regretful
1275
01:15:16,125 --> 01:15:18,792
It is the most painful thing in this world
1276
01:15:20,042 --> 01:15:21,458
If God can give me
1277
01:15:21,708 --> 01:15:23,208
another chance
1278
01:15:23,375 --> 01:15:26,042
I will say "I love you" to her!
1279
01:15:26,583 --> 01:15:29,542
If there is a time limit
1280
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,792
I hope...it is 10 thousand years
1281
01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:37,708
Kowtow
1282
01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:45,667
Kowtow
1283
01:15:57,417 --> 01:15:59,083
Kowtow to the forefather
drink wedding wine
1284
01:15:59,292 --> 01:16:01,208
Now you're a member of the Byll Family
1285
01:16:27,625 --> 01:16:28,708
Colorful clouds...
1286
01:16:29,958 --> 01:16:31,667
Look like mashmallow
1287
01:16:34,042 --> 01:16:35,167
Really?
1288
01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:41,417
Be carefyl!
1289
01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:43,250
Thundering
1290
01:16:43,417 --> 01:16:46,083
It's raining, get the clothes
1291
01:17:14,875 --> 01:17:16,333
Damn monkey, you flirt with my life
1292
01:17:19,750 --> 01:17:20,917
Although we are friends
1293
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:24,000
I'll indict you slander if you repeat again
1294
01:17:24,750 --> 01:17:25,750
Kill him
1295
01:17:42,583 --> 01:17:43,958
Sorry!
1296
01:17:44,167 --> 01:17:46,583
This sneeZe may make you disappointed
1297
01:17:54,208 --> 01:17:55,583
Joker
1298
01:17:58,292 --> 01:18:01,208
Are you satisfied this time?
1299
01:18:04,417 --> 01:18:05,500
Master
1300
01:18:06,417 --> 01:18:08,333
It's the Monkey King
1301
01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:10,208
I just thought it's a piece of cloud
1302
01:18:10,625 --> 01:18:13,958
Master, I committed many offences
in the past
1303
01:18:14,125 --> 01:18:16,292
It's lucky that Goddess show a right road
to me
1304
01:18:16,458 --> 01:18:18,500
Now I'm gonna worship Buddha
whole-heartedly
1305
01:18:18,667 --> 01:18:21,708
I won't feel reluctant to give up
human desires
1306
01:18:21,875 --> 01:18:24,125
Master
1307
01:18:24,250 --> 01:18:26,000
I will take the responsibility
1308
01:18:26,833 --> 01:18:28,917
Great
1309
01:18:29,125 --> 01:18:31,625
You're now on the right road
1310
01:18:31,833 --> 01:18:32,833
Joker
1311
01:18:35,042 --> 01:18:36,167
Joker, you're here eventually
1312
01:18:36,375 --> 01:18:37,250
Miss!
1313
01:18:37,875 --> 01:18:41,083
I... know a friend called Joker
1314
01:18:41,292 --> 01:18:45,500
He ask me to tell Zixia Immortal
something
1315
01:18:45,750 --> 01:18:46,583
Is it you?
1316
01:18:46,750 --> 01:18:47,833
Joker
1317
01:18:47,958 --> 01:18:48,917
Stop!
1318
01:18:49,833 --> 01:18:51,083
I'm asking you, is it you?
1319
01:18:51,458 --> 01:18:52,375
Is it you?
1320
01:18:52,583 --> 01:18:55,083
Speak up
1321
01:18:56,125 --> 01:18:57,208
Yes
1322
01:18:58,292 --> 01:19:02,333
He said he had went back to the
starting point
1323
01:19:02,500 --> 01:19:04,375
And he hoped that
1324
01:19:04,917 --> 01:19:07,458
she would find her best love
as soon as possible
1325
01:19:11,250 --> 01:19:13,167
Don't kid me, Joker
1326
01:19:13,500 --> 01:19:14,708
Let me tell you again
1327
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:22,500
I'm the Monkey...King
1328
01:19:22,667 --> 01:19:23,792
Don't make any mistake
1329
01:19:27,125 --> 01:19:28,583
I'm gonna kill you today
1330
01:19:30,250 --> 01:19:31,000
Change!
1331
01:19:31,333 --> 01:19:32,583
Beat you to death, damn monkey
1332
01:19:39,417 --> 01:19:40,542
Look oyt my fork
1333
01:19:44,667 --> 01:19:47,667
I like barbecued chicken wing!
1334
01:19:48,083 --> 01:19:49,500
Use my fork to make
barbecued chicken wing?
1335
01:19:50,250 --> 01:19:52,125
I nearly forget it
1336
01:19:53,083 --> 01:19:54,167
I'm a vegetarian
1337
01:19:55,917 --> 01:19:56,958
Give me back!
1338
01:20:09,333 --> 01:20:12,667
Is it fynny! Tell me!
1339
01:20:12,917 --> 01:20:18,417
Tell me...
1340
01:20:18,583 --> 01:20:24,083
Why are you so quiet?
1341
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,500
Help me
1342
01:20:28,042 --> 01:20:29,000
Sorry
1343
01:20:29,125 --> 01:20:31,958
I don't want you lose face in front of
your bros
1344
01:20:32,250 --> 01:20:33,125
Let me help you
1345
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:45,875
Give back to you
1346
01:20:56,042 --> 01:20:57,542
Great! Look out
1347
01:20:57,792 --> 01:20:59,583
Super bugs
1348
01:21:03,458 --> 01:21:07,500
I'm scared, so many bugs
1349
01:21:21,625 --> 01:21:23,167
It's lycky that I have many little monkeys
1350
01:21:32,083 --> 01:21:33,875
Kill all the monkeys
1351
01:21:36,333 --> 01:21:37,208
Let him kill
1352
01:21:54,375 --> 01:21:56,375
Are you the Monkey King?
1353
01:21:57,667 --> 01:21:59,708
Will you go to the west to get scriptures?
1354
01:21:59,917 --> 01:22:02,000
bring me with you
1355
01:22:04,375 --> 01:22:05,750
Yes!
1356
01:22:06,750 --> 01:22:07,708
She can act as a whore
1357
01:22:07,875 --> 01:22:10,375
if she goes with me
1358
01:22:10,542 --> 01:22:12,167
That's great...
1359
01:22:12,833 --> 01:22:15,875
I can't take this anymore
1360
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:17,583
Come here, hold me tight!
1361
01:22:21,208 --> 01:22:22,458
You can't take me anymore
1362
01:22:22,708 --> 01:22:23,792
I can
1363
01:22:24,125 --> 01:22:25,250
I can't take you anymore
1364
01:22:25,375 --> 01:22:28,375
You're so ugly, we're immortals
1365
01:22:28,542 --> 01:22:30,958
please no more sexual harassment
1366
01:22:31,208 --> 01:22:32,542
Why did you do that to me?
1367
01:22:34,292 --> 01:22:35,458
Are you angry?
1368
01:22:35,542 --> 01:22:36,583
I would get angry!
1369
01:22:36,750 --> 01:22:39,417
Cry if you want
1370
01:23:01,083 --> 01:23:03,458
I'll kill you all bastards
1371
01:23:08,458 --> 01:23:09,875
Magic Fan
1372
01:23:19,125 --> 01:23:20,750
Help me
1373
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:23,000
So troublesome!
1374
01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:26,458
Master!
1375
01:23:26,875 --> 01:23:28,917
Monkey King, help me!
1376
01:23:37,917 --> 01:23:39,333
I can't believe that you do that to me
1377
01:23:42,333 --> 01:23:43,875
You two protect Master
1378
01:23:44,583 --> 01:23:45,375
I know
1379
01:23:49,458 --> 01:23:50,708
Zixia, no
1380
01:23:55,625 --> 01:23:56,500
What are you doing?
1381
01:23:56,667 --> 01:23:57,625
Will you come?
1382
01:23:57,792 --> 01:23:59,833
Why are you so concerned about me?
Let me die
1383
01:24:01,167 --> 01:24:02,333
I'm not concerned aboyt oyt
1384
01:24:02,500 --> 01:24:04,417
We'll treasure our lives
1385
01:24:04,500 --> 01:24:06,667
You are no immortals
1386
01:24:07,208 --> 01:24:09,125
Monkey King, you can't defeat me
1387
01:24:29,542 --> 01:24:30,750
What a wide ditch
1388
01:24:32,542 --> 01:24:34,000
It's coming!
1389
01:24:34,167 --> 01:24:34,958
Stop kidding
1390
01:24:37,583 --> 01:24:39,750
Pyt the whole city to the side of the syn
1391
01:24:39,875 --> 01:24:41,625
Whom can you save now?
1392
01:24:54,875 --> 01:24:57,292
Don't bother me, you go to hell
1393
01:24:57,500 --> 01:24:58,167
Wait!
1394
01:25:04,458 --> 01:25:05,458
Lie to me again?
1395
01:25:24,292 --> 01:25:25,958
Damn monkey
how dare you stop my attack!
1396
01:25:28,708 --> 01:25:29,667
Go!
1397
01:25:31,542 --> 01:25:32,625
Go back!
1398
01:25:44,083 --> 01:25:46,125
Shit, burning
1399
01:25:49,375 --> 01:25:50,375
Stupid!
1400
01:25:51,292 --> 01:25:52,500
Bitch! What do you want?
1401
01:25:52,625 --> 01:25:53,458
Stupid!
1402
01:25:53,708 --> 01:25:54,750
you're stupid!
1403
01:25:54,917 --> 01:25:55,708
You're not human
1404
01:25:55,833 --> 01:25:57,125
You're not human
1405
01:25:57,292 --> 01:25:58,250
Don't get mad
1406
01:25:58,417 --> 01:26:00,083
Do you ynderstand what I've told you?
1407
01:26:00,250 --> 01:26:02,667
Do you know I'm not an immortal now?
1408
01:26:03,167 --> 01:26:04,375
I only ynderstand one thing
1409
01:26:04,500 --> 01:26:06,167
Love means pain
1410
01:26:07,167 --> 01:26:08,792
Don't byllshit with me
1411
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:10,542
You've mistaken me!
1412
01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:13,375
Where did you buy these gold rings?
1413
01:26:18,542 --> 01:26:19,250
Be carefyl!
1414
01:26:23,500 --> 01:26:24,708
Zixia
1415
01:26:35,458 --> 01:26:36,625
Master, look out!
1416
01:26:48,375 --> 01:26:49,458
Zixia
1417
01:26:55,167 --> 01:26:58,833
My lover is a hero
1418
01:26:59,958 --> 01:27:03,417
One day he'll come with a cloud
come to me and marry me
1419
01:27:04,167 --> 01:27:06,167
I've guessed the start
1420
01:27:07,792 --> 01:27:11,833
But I haven't guessed the ending
1421
01:27:56,917 --> 01:27:57,917
Master...
1422
01:27:58,167 --> 01:27:59,958
I want your life!
1423
01:28:38,833 --> 01:28:41,250
It's very hot! you'll be a roast pig
1424
01:28:41,583 --> 01:28:42,458
It'll explode
1425
01:28:42,583 --> 01:28:44,500
We have to get the help of Pandora's Box
1426
01:28:44,875 --> 01:28:45,750
Go
1427
01:28:49,208 --> 01:28:50,875
The sun is coming, hurry up
1428
01:28:50,958 --> 01:28:52,000
Bring Master go
1429
01:28:52,292 --> 01:28:53,458
Hyrry yp!
1430
01:28:56,208 --> 01:28:57,250
Qingxia
1431
01:28:57,375 --> 01:28:59,083
My sister is not here
1432
01:28:59,375 --> 01:29:02,000
I think I should go back
to be Buddha's lampwick again
1433
01:29:02,125 --> 01:29:03,458
Goodbye
1434
01:29:38,667 --> 01:29:40,542
Big Brother, you get up so early!
1435
01:29:40,708 --> 01:29:41,667
What's happened?
1436
01:29:41,750 --> 01:29:43,500
Big Brother, you've forgot it
1437
01:29:43,667 --> 01:29:45,042
I met a storm last night
1438
01:29:45,167 --> 01:29:47,083
You brought me here!
1439
01:29:47,625 --> 01:29:48,542
Go!
1440
01:29:49,583 --> 01:29:50,208
Master, where are we going now?
1441
01:29:50,375 --> 01:29:51,333
India
1442
01:29:51,917 --> 01:29:53,167
Why does Master speak in this way?
1443
01:29:53,333 --> 01:29:55,542
Master is a clear cut guy. Let's go
1444
01:29:57,500 --> 01:29:58,917
Master, walk slowly please
1445
01:30:01,958 --> 01:30:03,000
Bro, be careful!
1446
01:30:03,125 --> 01:30:04,000
Thanks!
1447
01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:09,750
It is said that this was the Waterfall Cave
500 years ago
1448
01:30:09,958 --> 01:30:11,083
It's the living place of the Monkey King
1449
01:30:11,208 --> 01:30:12,167
Since he's killed the King Bull
1450
01:30:12,333 --> 01:30:12,917
and saved the Longevity Monk
1451
01:30:13,083 --> 01:30:14,208
there are no devils in the world
1452
01:30:14,333 --> 01:30:16,500
After that, many people came here
fooling around
1453
01:30:16,708 --> 01:30:17,417
That guy put on a pig head
1454
01:30:17,583 --> 01:30:20,125
and say that he's Piggy
1455
01:30:20,458 --> 01:30:21,667
Bro
1456
01:30:21,833 --> 01:30:23,917
There is only make-upon your face
1457
01:30:24,125 --> 01:30:25,875
Please be more professional
1458
01:30:26,042 --> 01:30:28,167
Look at your hair
1459
01:30:28,500 --> 01:30:30,208
There are two cakes on your head
1460
01:30:30,417 --> 01:30:32,917
You should pay more money to make
yourself up
1461
01:30:33,083 --> 01:30:33,875
What's up?
1462
01:30:34,083 --> 01:30:35,250
Your image is really disgusting
1463
01:30:35,458 --> 01:30:36,667
Don't angry at me
I'm always an honest guy
1464
01:30:36,958 --> 01:30:38,125
I won't get angry
1465
01:30:38,417 --> 01:30:39,583
Cut me if you like
1466
01:30:39,917 --> 01:30:41,917
You son of bitch!
Do you think I daren't do so?
1467
01:30:42,125 --> 01:30:43,250
Thanks
1468
01:30:44,958 --> 01:30:48,208
This is really sage
1469
01:30:52,167 --> 01:30:52,875
Big Bro
1470
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:54,542
Bro, let's go
1471
01:30:57,958 --> 01:30:59,167
Byddha Cave
1472
01:31:01,750 --> 01:31:03,792
Fine, thanks
1473
01:31:07,208 --> 01:31:08,833
Thanks...
1474
01:31:11,042 --> 01:31:12,375
Big Bro, what are you looking at?
1475
01:31:12,500 --> 01:31:14,083
Both girls who know Piggy
1476
01:31:14,250 --> 01:31:15,208
Who?
1477
01:31:16,125 --> 01:31:17,833
Beancyrd Beayty
1478
01:31:17,958 --> 01:31:18,875
It is heard that
1479
01:31:18,958 --> 01:31:20,125
they sell beancurds
1480
01:31:20,375 --> 01:31:20,875
They have earned much money
1481
01:31:21,042 --> 01:31:23,625
for their husbands to attend
the civil service exam
1482
01:31:27,875 --> 01:31:29,750
The Highest Graduate
1483
01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:40,667
Mei!
1484
01:31:40,833 --> 01:31:42,542
Congratulations!
1485
01:31:42,708 --> 01:31:44,667
You husband has become
the Highest Graduates of the exam
1486
01:31:44,875 --> 01:31:46,667
Go to welcome him
1487
01:31:48,708 --> 01:31:50,667
Honey
1488
01:31:50,958 --> 01:31:54,375
Honey Honey
1489
01:31:57,167 --> 01:31:59,208
Go away, no one of your business
1490
01:32:01,083 --> 01:32:04,125
Honey, Ah
1491
01:32:04,583 --> 01:32:06,875
You work so hard in making beancurds
1492
01:32:07,042 --> 01:32:10,917
You work so hard in making beancurd
1493
01:32:11,208 --> 01:32:12,208
Honey
1494
01:32:12,333 --> 01:32:13,292
Honey
1495
01:32:13,583 --> 01:32:16,375
I know ow to make beancurds, too
1496
01:32:17,792 --> 01:32:18,708
Go!
1497
01:32:18,875 --> 01:32:20,000
Go!
1498
01:32:26,708 --> 01:32:28,042
Blow the ball
1499
01:32:28,375 --> 01:32:29,833
I blow the ball up
1500
01:32:29,958 --> 01:32:32,583
Blow the ball up and up
1501
01:32:32,792 --> 01:32:33,625
Come here!
1502
01:32:33,875 --> 01:32:35,542
It's crowded!
1503
01:32:35,667 --> 01:32:36,417
Monkey King
1504
01:32:36,833 --> 01:32:37,750
Master
1505
01:32:38,750 --> 01:32:39,792
Have a look
1506
01:32:39,917 --> 01:32:40,750
Ok!
1507
01:32:47,292 --> 01:32:48,792
They've stood there for 3 days
1508
01:32:49,042 --> 01:32:50,667
They didn't
1509
01:32:56,125 --> 01:32:57,458
Look, devil
1510
01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:03,542
I think I shoyldn't come
1511
01:33:04,333 --> 01:33:06,083
It's too late
1512
01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:08,583
Leave some memories, Ok?
1513
01:33:09,625 --> 01:33:11,042
I don't need memory
1514
01:33:11,208 --> 01:33:12,708
I want you
1515
01:33:14,042 --> 01:33:15,792
You can just get my body
1516
01:33:15,958 --> 01:33:17,375
instead of my spirit
1517
01:33:17,750 --> 01:33:19,083
I've got a lover already
1518
01:33:19,417 --> 01:33:20,083
We won't have godd result
1519
01:33:20,250 --> 01:33:21,375
Let go of me
1520
01:33:22,167 --> 01:33:24,417
I'll let you go
1521
01:33:24,708 --> 01:33:26,375
But you have to kiss me
before you've left
1522
01:33:26,958 --> 01:33:28,583
Have a kiss...
1523
01:33:29,042 --> 01:33:29,750
Kiss...
1524
01:33:29,917 --> 01:33:32,083
I'm just a powerless warrior
1525
01:33:32,250 --> 01:33:33,542
If kiss you
1526
01:33:33,750 --> 01:33:35,333
my image will be ruined
1527
01:33:35,833 --> 01:33:37,042
You're lying
1528
01:33:38,333 --> 01:33:39,292
You daren't kiss me
1529
01:33:39,458 --> 01:33:40,792
Becayse you still love me
1530
01:33:40,958 --> 01:33:41,958
I'm telling you
1531
01:33:42,208 --> 01:33:43,292
If you reject me
1532
01:33:43,500 --> 01:33:44,667
you'll regret for you whole life
1533
01:33:45,750 --> 01:33:47,417
I won't kiss you even if I regret
1534
01:33:47,833 --> 01:33:51,250
It's fate
1535
01:35:33,250 --> 01:35:34,917
I will stay here for my whole life
1536
01:35:35,292 --> 01:35:36,208
I love you
1537
01:36:22,792 --> 01:36:23,625
What's up?
1538
01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:25,625
That guy looks strange
1539
01:36:26,292 --> 01:36:27,625
I know
1540
01:36:29,792 --> 01:36:31,292
He looks like a dog!
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