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(ticking)
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(ringing)
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Both:
Wedding day!
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(camille shrieking)
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♪ level up ♪
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♪ I know you
see me coming ♪
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♪ never stop, I'mma hit
the ground running ♪
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♪ get ready, push start
on the button, yeah ♪
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♪ see if I'm doing it,
it's all or nothing ♪
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♪ like, ooh, I'm a fly
right past, zoom ♪
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♪ bad girl with a whole lot
of class, oh yeah ♪
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♪ I don't break, I
was built to last ♪
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- Babe, what's for breakfast?
- Oh!
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Oj in a champagne glass
or full-on mimosas?
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Mimosa me. We are celebrating.
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There is nothing better than
going to a wedding
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You don't have to
do anything at.
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Hell yeah!
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Let's hang out
and get our drink on.
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Ooh, maybe we'll even
get a chance
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To back that ass up on
the dance floor tonight.
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(camille humming)
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Okay. What you think?
The classics?
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Oh, no, no, no,
no, no.
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Babe, we got to go
pham-dashians up in here.
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Ooh-ooh!
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♪ whoo we gonna live a lot ♪
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- Okay. Okay.
- Ooh.
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- Okay. Okay.
- Ooh. Hey.
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♪ hey ♪
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♪ hey ♪
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Man on phone: Thanks again
for doing the speech tonight.
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You know how dad's not
the most talkative.
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Yes. Well, karthik
has many other strengths,
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Like putting
up with your mom.
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Man on phone:
(slowly) okay.
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Listen. The honour
is all mine,
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And I assure you I
will bring it.
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Man on phone:
Nice. Yo, andrew.
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Thanks again for
my bachelor party.
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Eh, you wanted a good time
and no strippers,
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So the answer was
easy-- trampoline park.
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Man on phone:
Oh, the photographer is here.
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See you soon.
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- Andrew, ramesh: Oh!
- Beta, you look great!
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Aw, yeah.
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Lil' prince rolling up
in the wedding horse
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With his nikhil
uncle. You know what?
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I think I need to put
another coat of hair spray
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On this bad boy.
(chuckling)
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Leo:
What you working on, nana ji?
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Oh, it's my speech
for the wedding.
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Pretty standard stuff, but I'm
most excited about the joke.
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- What joke?
- Oh, it's a famous joke
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Told at all
the indian weddings.
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It goes like this.
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Carol, put out
your hand.
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Nikhil, put your hand
on top of carol's hand.
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Cherish this moment,
because it's the last time
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You'll ever
have the upper hand.
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(ramesh laughing)
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It feels kind of
old and dated.
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Ah, no. You see, because
carol's hand is here,
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And then nikhil's
hand goes on--
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Oh, I got it.
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It's just not funny.
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Oh.
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(ramesh murmuring)
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Last time...
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(andrew laughing)
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Ma, you think you chose big
enough centrepieces?
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Don't make fun. Your
cousin jane
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Had such small ones
at her wedding.
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Very cheap.
It made me so sad.
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These are big,
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Very high end.
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Mm. The asian flex.
Got it.
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Okay. Time for
poppa locka to limber up.
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- Ah!
- Don't, don't!
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Stay and help!
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Your california
cousins are coming!
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Tyson and
lily? So what?
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They party too much.
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Remember
your wedding?
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They kept yelling
they were turnip-ing.
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Ma, it's "turnt up."
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That was
16 years ago.
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I also heard tyson's
a pharmacist now.
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He just
call himself that
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Because they
legalized marijuana.
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Oh. What about lily?
She's got kids.
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Bac thuy told me lily is banned
from all the chuck e. Cheeses
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For starting fights with
other parents.
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You need to make sure
they don't cause trouble.
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The same thing carol did
for your wedding!
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Aw. I'd love to help,
but camille and I,
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We got this, uh, vip
chill vibe going on today.
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Oh! Ah!
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Ah, ma!
You're overreacting!
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They're here.
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♪ screaming west
side when we ride ♪
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♪ switching lanes in
that old-school chevy ♪
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♪ while I'm gripping grain ♪
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♪ fit that bang I tried
to tell I missed the game ♪
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♪ but they ain't listening
all around the world ♪
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♪ this we claim ♪
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Still overreacting?
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♪ west side ♪
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- Lily: Hi!
- Andrew: Ah! (laughing)
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Oh, okay,
okay, okay.
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Troi oi. Look at
this guy.
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Oh, tyson, looking good.
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I got that air
force mot on feet, man.
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- Oh, okay, okay!
- I'm a pharmacist now.
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Yeah, I heard. Uh,
congrats.
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So let me know if you
need anything, alright?
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Yeah. Sure.
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Lily, it's great to
see you again.
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It's hilary now.
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- I've rebranded.
- Oh, why?
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Well, mainly
because lily tran
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Has been banned
most places,
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But hilary tran gets
a fresh new start!
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(laughing) that
is a fun loophole.
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Uh, carol and nikhil wanted me
to chat with the guests
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To remind them that
they're trying to keep
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The wedding, you
know, like, low key.
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- Ex-squeeze me?
- Yeah, you know,
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Keeping it caj.
You know, no big scenes
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Or reasons for police to follow
up with noise complaints.
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Like, we're going to keep it
turnt-- (chuckling) --but down.
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Quang, we get it.
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Nothing, uh, too big.
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Let's get
a drink, huh?
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Sure. I-- uh,
it's pretty early.
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I don't even think
the bar is open yet.
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Duty free!
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♪ duty free, duty free ♪
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♪ duty free ♪
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Camille:
Oorvi massi!
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You look so
beautiful! Ah!
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Oh, my gosh. Your son is
getting married today.
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- He finally met his match.
- (camilla laughing)
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I was worried he was
going to be single
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And living in
England forever.
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(gasping) is
this khia?
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- It is. Give your auntie a hug.
- Hi.
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And leo is around
here somewhere.
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He looks so cute
in his kurta.
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The last time I saw you,
you were so little.
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Now, all grown
up and so beautiful.
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Thank you, and nice
to see you, oorvi auntie.
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Ramesh:
I feel underdressed!
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(ramesh, woman
laughing)
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Karthik, fetch me
some chai.
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Oorvi, you're looking well.
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Rumble.
You look shiny.
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(laughing) ah, yes.
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Well, I'm surprised your
old eyes could see that far.
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Who could miss it? It's
like looking into the sun.
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- Ramesh: (laughing) ah.
- (camille laughing)
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Thank you,
dear. Rumble.
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Come. I want to
show you something.
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Okay. Come.
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Oorvi:
Karthik!
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It's nice catching
up with you.
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Ah! Ah, you startled
me. (laughing)
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(people talking quietly)
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(andrew sighing,
groaning)
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Okay. Everything okay?
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No! My mom has me
running around
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Trying to manage the double
trouble cali siblings.
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Tyson and lily?
Oh, my gosh.
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Are they letting
lily across the border now?
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Tyson:
Yo!
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(squealing) oh, my
god, camille!
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You look gorge!
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Camille:
Oh, lily! (gasping)
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I love your
earrings.
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Right? I found
them on the plane,
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In someone's purse. (laughing)
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Yo, is that horse
outside up for grabs?
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- What? No. It's a rental.
- Every horse has a price, man.
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Yo, it'd be nice to be
a forward cowgirl for once.
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Ooh! Snap
that horsy back up!
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Snappy snaps!
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Snap it to the sun!
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Okay. Please do not snap
buttercup to the sun.
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Come on. Let's go.
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(lily squealing)
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Buttercup!
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Leave buttercup alone!
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♪
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(man singing in hindi)
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♪
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(man and woman singing in hindi)
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♪
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♪
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- (andrew sobbing)
- camille: It's okay. It's okay.
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(singing in hindi continuing)
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(people applauding)
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Marriage is archaic,
but that was incredible.
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I know, right?
Oh, oorvi massi,
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The wedding was beautiful.
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Agreed. So, now, hopefully the
reception goes smoothly.
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- It will.
- Do you remember
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The time your father got us lost
on that trip to niagara falls?
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He could never read
a map properly.
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So, hopefully, he won't get so
lost with his cue cards.
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(camille laughing)
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I mean, did you notice all
these ladies flocking to him?
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Oh, yeah. No.
Dad's single again,
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So it's-- it's actually nice to
see him getting out there.
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Mm. I should warn them
to stay away.
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Ah. Excuse me.
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I need to say hello to
our accountant.
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- Come, karthik.
- (camille chuckling)
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Mom, what the hell
was that?
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- What do you mean?
- Well, it's totally obvious
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That her and nana
ji don't get along,
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But you were
being so weird.
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Oh. It's just best to stay
out of it. (chuckling)
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So you're just letting her say
mean things about nana ji.
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Oh, she's from a
different generation.
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I mean, I'm not going
to tell her how to act.
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Honestly,
khia, it is--
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It's just nice to see my
mom's sister again.
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Yeah. Okay.
I'll drop it.
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(big band music playing)
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♪
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Where's that dj? You want
to back that ass up?
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(sighing) babe,
my ass is exhausted.
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One second, they're trying
to feed the horse gin.
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Then tyson's making a foam
fountain out front.
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Now, lily's walking around with
an inflatable asian sex doll.
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Like, yay to representation, but
why a sex doll at a wedding?
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Yeah. My ass
is exhausted, too.
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Oh. Is
oorvi being oorvi?
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Big time, and
now, khia is mad at me
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Because I won't say
anything to her.
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(big band music continuing)
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♪
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Oh. Hey, uh,
you here by yourself?
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(laughing)
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Yeah. My husband
ditched me.
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Oh, what an idiot!
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- He's dumb.
- So dumb.
248
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,651
- (laughing)
- what can I make for you?
249
00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,586
Um, what's
your specialty?
250
00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:23,421
♪ the autumn leaves ♪
251
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:26,992
♪ start to fall to
the ground ♪
252
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:36,400
♪
253
00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,402
(camille laughing)
254
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:44,008
♪
255
00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,844
I call this
the ocean's 11
256
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,646
Because of the 11
different ingredients
257
00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:51,482
That shouldn't work
together but somehow do.
258
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,351
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
259
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:56,554
To this wedding and to my
husband who died in a fire.
260
00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:59,524
Oh, damn. He's
dead now? Tragic.
261
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,626
Hey, uncle. More
napkins? (chuckling)
262
00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:04,362
- Anyone need a refill?
- Tyson!
263
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,197
Please do not serve
champagne to the children.
264
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,432
But I'm a champagne
papi, baby!
265
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:09,601
That's not what
that means!
266
00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,636
Whoo! Oh, boy!
267
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,705
Oh, my god. How are
they still conscious?
268
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,306
Because when asians
were created,
269
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,708
Their ability to process
alcohol was taken away
270
00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:19,611
And given to those two
and those two alone.
271
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:22,046
Hey, cheers. To us.
272
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,247
Oh.
273
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,116
(horse neighing)
274
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:28,453
Lily:
Yeehaw! Giddy up!
275
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,554
- Sorry, babe. I have to go.
- (horse neighing)
276
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:34,192
(shouting) why do I hear
buttercup inside?
277
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:37,661
(music continuing)
278
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,630
- (grunting)
- ramesh: Cherish it,
279
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:44,568
Because it is the last time
you'll ever have the upper hand.
280
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,704
Sounds good, man.
Rock and roll.
281
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:55,213
♪
282
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,413
Oorvi:
Rumble.
283
00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:59,951
I hear you're single again.
284
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,220
Well, that's
not too surprising.
285
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,555
Only kidding.
286
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,623
I'm glad my broken heart
amuses you.
287
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,826
Ah. You know, I remember the
day my sister told me
288
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,296
That she'd fallen in
love with you.
289
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,364
An average student
with long hair
290
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,100
And a leather
tassel jacket. Mm.
291
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,970
Might I remind you that
that average student
292
00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:21,506
Became a distinguished professor
of business?
293
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:26,044
You can't just throw around
the word "distinguished."
294
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:28,646
Just kidding,
again. (laughing)
295
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,047
So, how's
the speech?
296
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,283
Everything is great.
297
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,551
We'll see.
298
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,955
I don't need
these now, dear.
299
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,722
I don't
have pockets.
300
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,591
Come. The reception is
finally starting.
301
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:44,596
(soft pop playing)
302
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:47,532
I'm dj balladzzz,
like dj khaled,
303
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,267
Except I got the soft stuff
your girl likes.
304
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:53,638
- Okay. Okay.
- Tyson: Bro, bro, you got
305
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,540
To put on my playlist for the
bride and groom's intros.
306
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,241
Yo, stop playing with
the lights!
307
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,510
Lily: Where are the
lasers on this thing?
308
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:00,611
Oh!
309
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:04,282
(loud dance music playing)
310
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,751
Lily, did you just
blind chu hai?
311
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:09,486
- Lasers fix eyes, stupid.
- (music turning off)
312
00:13:09,523 --> 00:13:11,222
Just let the dj
do his thing!
313
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,757
Yo, I respect the
young buck's hustle,
314
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,094
But is he
from cali? Ha.
315
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:20,064
Yo, it's time to introduce
the bride and the groom.
316
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,201
For the first time ever
as a married couple,
317
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,769
Let's welcome
carol pham
318
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:30,508
And... Nikhil!
319
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,976
Sorry. Don't know
your last name bro.
320
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,045
(guests cheering,
dance music playing)
321
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,714
- Lily: Found the air horns!
- Tyson: Whoo-hoo!
322
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:39,651
Ladies, where you at?
323
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:43,721
Get those thongs out!
Get those thongs--
324
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,690
Sorry, ladies.
325
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,059
No need to get
your thongs out.
326
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,261
Or do. (chuckling)
your choice,
327
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,930
You don't need a man to tell you
what to do with them thongs.
328
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,066
(laughing)
329
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,101
Are you kidding me?
330
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,237
You ruined carol and
nikhil's entrance.
331
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,205
This is why we
didn't want you here.
332
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,540
But we bring
the party, bro.
333
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,510
Read the room!
Nobody wants this!
334
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:11,949
♪
335
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,183
(music turning off)
336
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,759
Andrew, what
just happened?
337
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,561
(laughing) this?
338
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,896
Nothing! It's fine.
339
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:27,765
Just a little confusion
with tyson and lily,
340
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,400
But I got it covered.
341
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,035
Come on,
everybody! Dance!
342
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,837
(andrew chuckling)
343
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,106
Oh! Yeah.
There's no music.
344
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,708
Come on, man! Put
on some music, huh?
345
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,811
Bro, you got to go.
346
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,013
Hey, let's get you
to your places
347
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,981
For a proper introduction.
348
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,117
We can't redo our
first entrance.
349
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,384
We're already here.
350
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,853
Andrew:
And it was beautiful.
351
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,122
(andrew chuckling)
352
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,790
Dj balladzzz?
353
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,224
Come on. Put some
tunes on, man.
354
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,328
Okay. Okay. Okay.
355
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,933
Nikhil: So, does the
sweating run in your family?
356
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,334
Carol:
No!
357
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,736
So, your kids are
growing big and strong.
358
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:09,073
Yeah. Yeah. They're great.
Actually, I was kind of hoping
359
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,142
We could start to spend some
more time together.
360
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,743
Look at
his shaky hands.
361
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,912
Good thing he is not
a doctor, right, camille?
362
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:17,348
(camille laughing)
363
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,217
Actually, massi, no.
364
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:23,387
He's not the same bad
boy anymore, okay?
365
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,357
He's a great dad and
an even better grandfather.
366
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,426
Camille, I was
just joking.
367
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,229
Well, it doesn't feel
like a joke.
368
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:34,098
Beti, this is just
how your father and I are.
369
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,367
We always fought
over aarti.
370
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,437
Yeah, and then she
was gone,
371
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,772
And you two avoided
each other.
372
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,375
And I didn't have my
mom's sister in my life anymore.
373
00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:46,944
It's not
that simple.
374
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:50,315
Massi, today
is a celebration,
375
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,050
And my dad has always been
there for nikhil.
376
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,318
He's not going
to let him down.
377
00:15:54,321 --> 00:16:01,159
♪
378
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,727
Ramesh: ...Had such an
interesting, varied life.
379
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,862
Write an autobiography.
380
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:07,398
Well, I just want
to say tonight that, um,
381
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,000
- It's in the works.
- (people chuckling)
382
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,868
In any case, uh,
in conclusion,
383
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:15,740
I've learned many a thing
about marriage over the years.
384
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,742
But the most important
thing I've learned is this.
385
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,280
Carol, put
your hand out.
386
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:28,686
And nikhil, put your hand
on top of carol's hand.
387
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,154
(chuckling)
388
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,224
(ramesh clearing throat)
389
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,094
Now is when you would
expect me to joke
390
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,030
That this
is the last time
391
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,964
That nikhil will
have the upper hand.
392
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,033
(people chuckling)
393
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:46,003
But as my grandson
394
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,105
Pointed out to me,
395
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,174
That would be old
and outdated.
396
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,443
(several people
murmuring)
397
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:55,179
No. Marriage...
398
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:58,316
Marriage is about
holding on to one another
399
00:16:58,451 --> 00:16:59,650
And never letting go.
400
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,554
Nikhil, carol,
401
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,223
Never let go,
402
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,792
And a happy marriage
will be yours.
403
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,059
Thank you.
404
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:15,165
- Whoo!
- (guests cheering)
405
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,740
That was a really
good speech, nana ji.
406
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,342
- Thank you, khia.
- Yeah. You did great, dad.
407
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,546
Oh, here comes roger
ebert with a thumbs down.
408
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,282
Well, I actually thought
you did quite well.
409
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,183
Thank you for
speaking, rumble.
410
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:37,121
Oh. Well, it was
my pleasure.
411
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:41,024
Wait. Oorvi auntie, why do you
always call him rumble?
412
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:44,628
Well, when he came
to pick up your nani,
413
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:47,765
We could hear his motorcycle
five minutes before he arrived,
414
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,199
Rumbling down the street.
415
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,401
You had a motorcycle?
416
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,869
I was quite the bad boy.
417
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,170
You were quite the fool.
418
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,005
You were a brat.
419
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,039
(oorvi chuckling)
420
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,274
(khia chuckling)
421
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,180
This is them getting
along, isn't it?
422
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,515
Yeah. We'll
take what we can get.
423
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:05,549
Khia:
Mm.
424
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:14,392
♪
425
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:17,662
Brother, what's
going on with you?
426
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,264
And why is my
wedding so boring?
427
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,433
Andrew:
What? This is fun.
428
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,602
Just making sure things don't
get out of control
429
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,170
Like they did at
my wedding.
430
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,873
I know you tried to keep
the california cousins in check.
431
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,140
Just repaying the favour.
432
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,344
Dude, your wedding sucked.
433
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,813
You and camille were so
stressed about everything,
434
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,948
So I asked tyson and
lily to get litty.
435
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,650
Your party popped off.
436
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:40,885
And now, at my wedding,
437
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,820
They're super sad!
438
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,156
Wait. You actually
want them here?
439
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,091
If they hadn't turned up
at your wedding,
440
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:48,893
Nikhil and I wouldn't
have hooked up.
441
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,861
Oh, damn.
442
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,496
So, are you
going to fix it?
443
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,565
Alright. Time
to get turnip-ing.
444
00:18:54,700 --> 00:19:00,238
♪
445
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,441
Hey. I know
I was a jerk.
446
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,309
I'm sorry
for what I said.
447
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,778
Carol, nikhil,
the entire family,
448
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,446
We're happy
to have you here.
449
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,184
Okay.
450
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:20,257
♪
451
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,659
Check, one, one,
two, one, two!
452
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,194
- Mic check!
- Come on, man!
453
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,329
Andrew: Y'all ready
to get the party started?
454
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,832
Because I know who
can get the party started!
455
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,467
Uh! Where my
california cousins at?
456
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,037
Uh! Where my
big-time cousins at?
457
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,072
Let's go! Let's
go! Let's go!
458
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,473
- (people murmuring quietly)
- (andrew sighing)
459
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,212
Did I mention...
460
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,282
Duty free, baby?
461
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,617
(guests applauding,
cheering)
462
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:49,620
Finally! Yeah!
463
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:50,821
(guests applauding,
cheering)
464
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,423
Yo, for real?
465
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,291
Turn it up, cuz!
466
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,893
(dance music playing)
467
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,629
Everybody make
some noise!
468
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,464
(guests cheering)
469
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,500
Thank you.
470
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,035
- I love you, bro.
- I love you, too.
471
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:08,305
So, who's ready for
poppa lock to come out?
472
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,307
(guests cheering)
473
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:19,050
♪
474
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,184
♪ aye you got
what I wanted ♪
475
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:24,188
(man singing in punjabi)
476
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,324
♪ aye I think about
it every day ♪
477
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,659
♪ baby looking like khana
khazana on a plate ♪
478
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:33,664
(man singing in punjabi)
479
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:38,735
(singing in
punjabi continuing)
480
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,875
♪ throw it back and
bu-bu-bubble up in front of me ♪
481
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,144
♪ everybody trying to
figure out your recipe ♪
482
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:49,680
♪ I'm just trying to
get a piece baby ♪
483
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,149
♪ I know that you want
to get crazy crazy ♪
484
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,819
♪ shorty take it slow
then cheti, cheti ♪
485
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:55,820
(man singing in punjabi)
486
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,488
♪ jalebi baby ♪
487
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,758
♪ aye baby let
me see it ♪
488
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,293
♪ jalebi baby ♪
489
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,495
May I finally back that
ass up in your direction?
490
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:07,498
Oh, I've been waiting for you
to ask me that all night.
491
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:08,765
♪ I really need it ♪
492
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,033
♪ jalebi baby ♪
493
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,369
♪ oh baby let
me see it ♪
494
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,704
Uh, everyone, I'm
sorry to interrupt,
495
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:16,774
But, uh, the father of the groom
would like to say a few words.
496
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,109
(song stopping)
497
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:22,145
(guests applauding,
cheering)
498
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,749
♪ jalebi ♪
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