All language subtitles for Run.the.Burbs.S02E10.1080p.WEBRip.x264-BAE[eztv.re]_track3_[eng]

Man on tv: Take that,
you vampire scum!

Wait. Is this how I got
my middle name?

What?

Okay. Yes, but blade
is a cool name.

Are you mad?

Not even a little.

(singing heroic fanfare)

(both shouting)

Woman on tv:
Ally baxter!

Where did "leo" come from?

Well, your dad and I each chose
one of your names.

And you were born in August,
so I named you leo.

- My little lion.
- Cool.

What about me?

Oh. Well, you know
your middle name

Came from your nani ji. Aarti.

Actually...

(clearing throat)

...Check out this baby name
book.

"khia. Baby girl.
Eldest sister." aww.

"strong, beautiful warrior."

Camille:
Oh.

Looks like it pays
to be born first.

Sorry, bud.

Wait. This says you bought this
two months after I was born.

Dad?

Okay. Fine.

When your mom and I
first started dating,

I had this car.

You named me after a car?

Not just any car.
The car you were conceived in.

Andrew & camille:
Hey!

Sorry, bud.

Ramesh:
It's equidistant

Between camille's house,
the grocery, and bubble bae.

I mean,
what more could you want?

We're not moving
across the street

From your old house, ramesh.
Here.

Take a look at this.

It's in the middle of nowhere!

I've always dreamed of living
in the country,

Where I can make my own rules.

Barb, I sold my house for you,

But I do draw the line
at becoming a bumpkin.

This is just like the suburbs,
only with more space.

It's just like?

I will show you how similar
they are.

Where are you--

Ramesh isn't great with change.
Don't take it personal.

Oh, I know.

Zero intimacy since his house
went into escrow.

Ah. Huh.
How's it going with you two?

(sighing)
your cousin wants to rent.

Oh, no.

Our mom forbid renting.

(imitating his mom) "andrew, you
rent, you die broke and alone."

I like renting.
Don't have to fix anything.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're getting married in a month

And I'm finding out now
that you can't fix anything?

Rent, buy. Whichever, you're
living the downtown dream.

♪ oh, get it, get it ♪

♪ get it, get it, get it ♪

♪ and boom ♪

How do you do it?

Do what?

Well,
you guys are just so in sync.

That's becau...

- Should we--
- ah, just wait for it.

...Ause of this.

Nsync wrote a self-help book?

Technically, it was written by
their roadie.

But he was on tour.

Did you know they would sing
their arguments to each other?

That can't be true.

Babe, what are you mad about?

Uh, well, you did forget to
take out the garbage last week.

♪ baby, I'm sorry ♪

♪ 'cause it was
my turn on the bins ♪

♪ but hudson wanted to
watch twins, then I forgot ♪

♪ uh, that is so stupid ♪

So stupid? But we never fight.

"if you can't laugh together,
get ready to say,

'bye-bye-bye." jc chasez.

- Can I, uh--
- yeah.

You two will work it out.
It just takes some time.

You know, we wanted different
places at first, too.

Uh-huh.

Well, how'd you figure it out?

Well, it was 13 years ago.

The summer was hot,
but not too humid.

I fell in love with camille
five years earlier,

But finding our forever house
together

Made me fall in love with her
all over again.

Camille, are you seeing this?

Camille was pregnant with leo.

She had the hair
of julia roberts

And the fashion sense
of super mario.

She was a glowing goddess.

We were so in love.

You know, houses really
don't open up

In this neighbourhood often.

Hmm. Why'd they move?

They died.

Oh.

Mid-renovation,
if you can believe it.

(laughing) that's why the price
is so low.

Oh, you feel that, babe?
Butterflies!

- (whispering) ghosts.
- Realtor: Have a look around.

Gabriela prowse.
I'm-a put you in a house.

Babe, look at this space!

Andrew (in present):
I saw it all.

The kids playing
in the sprinklers.

The barbecues with friends.

I knew then that this was
the perfect house.

Camille (in present):
You're forgetting the part

Where you wiped out.

Oh. Andrew, are you okay?

Why did they put this fireplace
right in the middle of the--

It's perfect.

Barb:
Sounds like you knew right away.

He did.
I wanted this condo downtown.

Oh. Five minutes from work.
Perfect walking distance

To all the cool shops
and the restaurants.

And within our budget.

Same price, but tiny.

And they sold it
before we could make an offer,

So who needs cool when
you've got chain restaurants

And outlet malls?

Well, it definitely wasn't
the rockridge value plaza

That convinced me.

Andrew:
Well, exactly.

- It was the house.
- What? No.

The yard?

(scoffing)

(gasping) oh, my god!

This place is perfect!
Come here.

Does it give you butterflies?

- Wow. Look at that bathroom.
- Look at that sneaker closet.

- Hey, everyone.
- Carol: It's a normal closet.

Leo:
Hello?

Every closet's a sneaker closet
if you believe.

Hello?

Hey, sweetie. Just grab a snack.

- Oh!
- Look at those alcor cushions!

(adults chattering indistinctly)

Cathy's mom: Did you hear what
I said? Are you even listening?

Khia:
How's the house-hunting going?

Ramesh:
Terrible.

But all that is about to change.

Now, if you can seal these up
for me,

I'll be on my way.

The sealer's broken.

Can you wait a minute?

Khia, time is of the essence.

Cathy: I tried that already.
It's melting the cups.

Cathy's mom:
Try it again. Hit it.

Cathy's mom:
I told you.

- How did you know that worked?
- I'm your mother.

I know everything.

Okay. Well, I got to go.

Tell dad to stop sending
pictures of his foot

In the group chat
and just go see a doctor.

Cathy's mom: Yes, yes.
I see you Sunday, sin wing.

Bye.

What does "sin wing" mean?

It's my name.

Okay. Why don't you go by
sin wing? It's beautiful.

Yeah. I go by both.

No. I mean... (melodically)
...Sin wing! (flatly) cathy.

I'm going to go do inventory,
and you cover the counter.

Okay, sin wing.

Okay. Great.

So, $2,000 a month for condo
fees on top of the mortgage,

And the bedroom doesn't even
have walls?

Babe,
that's the charm of a loft.

Andrew: Or maybe you could get
a two-bedroom,

Just in case you ever--

We're not having kids.

So, this is how I find out
I'm never going to be an uncle?

Nikhil: So, what convinced you
to buy this place in the end?

Well, it was
a cool autumn afternoon,

But the humidity
was off the charts.

The last thing I wanted to do
was stay in the burbs,

But I had a serious craving for

Those chocolatey
open-house cookies, you know?

And good realtors like gabriela,
well, she bakes them fresh.

- (doorbell ringing)
- it's perfect.

Ramesh:
The doorbell's a little stiff.

Andrew:
Khia! There's my baby girl.

Ah. Let's go see
the backyard, huh?

(khia giggling)

You know, khia told me
that she wants to stay

Living with her nana ji.

- No, she doesn't.
- She did not.

But she could've.

Andrew moved in with me
when we got pregnant with khia.

Andrew fell in love with
the burbs,

And my dad fell in love with
us living with him.

Dad, we need our own space.

Well, if you're
absolutely certain,

I suppose I could get you
a new doorbell.

Or you could learn to use
the subway downtown,

Because that is where I'll be.

Don't be ridiculous. This is
five minutes from my house.

It's perfect for me.

Ramesh (in present):
Camille, I need a bandage.

Oh, my god, dad. What happened?

Best not to look, barb.

(heaving)
blood gives me the dry heaves!

- Barb: I just--
- what's with the cups?

Yes. Well,
I went to get us all drinks,

To show barb the lunacy

Of living an hour out
in the country.

There's no bubble bae
in bumpkinville.

But the cup sealer
wasn't working,

And then I tripped over
a bloody curb.

You mean you did all this stuff
just to convince me

That we should stay
in this neighbourhood?

Well, yes.

Bubble bae and my family.
What more could you want?

(sighing)

(heaving)

(thudding)

Andrew:
Ah, sick. Does it hurt?

Yes.

Dad, you really have to be
more careful.

Well, it's a good thing that you
don't live out in the country,

Or I would've bled to death.

Okay. So, what happened next?

Oh. We were telling the story

Of how we ended up with
this place.

Ah, yes.
You're welcome for that.

For what?

Well, you bought this house
because of me.

That's not true.

Yes. I remember it vividly.
The spring

Was stiflingly hot.

Torrid, even.

(man singing in
foreign language)

Camille (in present):
Dad, this was 13 years ago.

You didn't have hair.

Ramesh (in present):
I'll tell my story how I want.

(man continues singing in
foreign language)

Sturdy bones.

- Yeah?
- Oh, yeah.

Ah. I know all about
house construction.

Wait! Everybody get back.

Robber:
Everybody be cool.

Wallets and jewellery
in the bag.

- (camille whimpering)
- robber: Now!

Not on my watch.

(shouting)

(thudding)

Wow, dad!

You're my hero.

- Yeah. That didn't happen.
- Ramesh: What?

Some of the details
are a little foggy,

But yeah, I think that's it.

- (laughing)
- no. There was no robber there.

Camille left
and the realtor came back in.

Ah.

Yes.

It's all coming back to me now.

Well, I need some air.

For pregnancy reasons.

Camille (in present):
Pregnancy reasons?

No. I was just tired of you two
pushing on things

And talking about sturdy bones.

Ramesh (in present):
Then, your realtor came in.

Ramesh!

You're so handsome.

Oh, gabriela,
I'm but a humble man

Who is only exactly as handsome
as you say.

(giggling)

Good news, andrew.

The deal fell through
on that condo we liked,

And it's back on the market.

- Shall we make an offer?
- Certainly not.

We'll take this one.

(gabriela gasping, giggling)

And that was that.

My dream condo
was back on the market?

Andrew:
Um--

Hey, babe! Let's watch leo.

Good job, buddy.

Well, how could you not tell me?

I wanted to.

Andrew:
It's not--

(sighing) am I not cute anymore?

But the thing--

Okay. What do you think of
"anamika"?

It means "a nameless person."

You want your name to mean
you have no name?

Kobe.

What's this?

Francis:
Hey, cathy.

Are you adding hot wings
to the menu?

No. Sin wing
is cathy's real name.

Hmm.

Khia: It's so customers know
who's working.

I'm still trying to find
a new name for my cup,

But it's cute, right?

Yeah. So, no hot wings, then?

Mm-mmm.

Camille:
What is the one thing

I told you I wanted in a house?

- Love?
- Open concept.

I mean, guess how many fires
we've had since we moved in.

- Seven.
- Zero.

I hate that fireplace.

You know, I hate the moulding.

I hate that you lied to me
about my dream condo.

♪ babe, I love you
and I'm sorry ♪

I need air.

(weakly) ♪ sorry ♪

(door closing)

Velcro is garbage.
I am all about snaps.

Francis:
Hey, cathy.

You okay?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Fine. Great.

I need you to finish inventory.

Um, yeah. Okay.

Francis:
You know,

My spirit name is apli'kmuj.

Okay.

It means "rabbit,"
and it used to be my stage name

When I first started comedy.

White mcs hated it,

But I lived for the terror
in their eyes.

- Love that.
- Mm-hmm.

- Why'd you stop?
- No, no.

I still use it.

I'm apli'kmuj, and I'm francis.

- So, you get it.
- Yeah.

Hey, but why did you stop using
sin wing?

I didn't.
But when I went to kindergarten,

The kids started calling me
sin wing the chicken wing.

No. I'm as funny as
a kindergartener.

No. Okay.

All right.
I'll work on my sin wing digs.

Please don't.

I cried so much,
my parents changed it to cathy

For the rest of the world.

Oh. Well, you are the wind

Beneath my sin wing. (chuckling)

Okay. In all seriousness,
khia looks up to you.

And cathy or sin wing,
that's your choice,

But maybe it would help
if she understands why.

It ain't no thing
but a sin wing!

(chuckling) someone stop me.
I can't stop myself.

Someone stop me. I'll stop.

Yeah. So--

(carol speaking indistinctly)

Carol:
You like it?

Barb?

(exhaling sharply)

I'm willing to be a bumpkin.

What?

I always thought that camille
stayed here

Because it was close to me,

But clearly,
that's not the case,

And I want you to be happy.

So, let's bumpkin.

(sighing)

(clearing throat)

♪ ramesh ♪

What is happening?

(sighing)

(operatically)
♪ I think we should ♪

♪ break up ♪

What?

♪ I said ♪

- No. Please stop singing.
- Thank you.

Barb:
I don't think

That we were meant to be.

Ah. You misheard me.

I said I want to move
to the country with you.

And I want you to be happy.

I want to move to the country...

...But I don't want you

To move to the country with me.

Barb,

I don't understand.

You love your life here,

And you've been giving it up
to make things work with me.

And I love that you want to
do that for me,

But it's making you miserable,

Which is making me miserable.

I just don't think that
we want the same things.

I'm sorry, ramesh.

I have to go.

But I already sold my house.

Ramesh, uncle, I'm so sorry.

(andrew sighing)

(door closing)

(in robotic monotone) zip-zap.

Where my robots at?

- Beep-boop-beep beep-boop.
- Not now, buddy.

Come on.

♪ (man rapping indistinctly) ♪

♪ tear me down ♪

Hey. I'm sorry about before.

I fixed your cup so you can be
cathy or sin wing.

Okay.

Look.

Cathy is the name
that I built my life with.

It's what my friends call me.

It's on the lease of this place.

So, I'm cathy to you,

Just as much as I'm sin wing
to my mom.

And that's my choice,

Not yours.

Yeah. And I'm so sorry.

- I didn't--
- don't worry. I'm not mad.

I just--

I just want you to understand.

Okay?

Yeah. Okay.

Thanks, cathy.

Anytime.

Oh, hey.

Maybe I'll stick with khia, too.
I've made it my own, right?

Right. Why would you change it?

I was named after the car
I was conceived in.

What?

(sighing)

Babe, I'm really sorry.
I should've told you.

Yeah. You should've.

(ramesh sighing)

Oh. Also, your dad and barb
just broke up.

What? Oh, my god.

Dad, are you okay?

I had to end it.

We had a good run,
but we weren't meant to be.

Get out of here, barb!

Who needs you?

(crying)

Oh, wow. It's okay.

♪ babe, I can't stand fighting
with you ♪

Please, no more singing.

When I found out the condo
was back on the market,

I came out to tell you,

But then you said we should
make an offer on this place.

I thought we were in sync.

Is this too personal?
Should we go?

Yes. Go.

But we also want to know

What actually convinced you
in the end.

Um--

We want to live downtown,
don't we?

Yes, we do. Okay. Go, go.

Hudson:
Oh, wow.

Uh, please have a seat.

Do I look that bad?

No, no. I was just remembering

When my wife was pregnant
with my little one.

Oh. I'm not pregnant.

- I'm just kidding.
- (laughing)

- I'm camille.
- Hudson.

You guys buying
the old winslow place?

We're looking.

- Ah.
- Yeah.

Hey, babe. How you doing?
Hi. I'm andrew.

Hey. Hudson. I just have to say,
you know, this neighbourhood

Really is great.

Ah, you don't got to
convince me. I love it.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Only thing missing
is a basketball hoop.

- Shut up. You play?
- You kidding?

I'm a legend.

Okay! I'm not so bad myself.

Andrew: Hey. Do you ever see
any raccoons around here?

Hudson:
Never.

Andrew: I haven't seen any
at her dad's place, either.

(toddlers babbling)

Let's put in an offer.

Babe, don't tease me.

No. I--
I think I want to live here.

Hudson:
Awesome! Are you a hugger?

Oh, bring it in, neighbour!

(both laughing)

- Andrew: That's nice!
- Hudson: Yeah.

Andrew: Cool.
You have a nice little grip.

Hudson: Ooh, man.
That felt really warm.

It's in the water!

Aw.

Khia made a friend,
and I saw everything.

So, you're not mad?

♪ baby ♪

♪ you should've told me ♪

♪ but you're lucky ♪

♪ 'cause it turned out okay ♪

Damn, girl!

(scatting)

♪ c-c-carol ♪

♪ I swear I'll repair all ♪

♪ become mr. Fix-it
so we get to keep it ♪

Stop it.

Yep, yep. You're right.
I knew as soon as I started.

(sighing)

And dad, I'm so sorry
to hear about barb.

Just so you know,

It has been really nice
living so close to you.

Well, I'm actually grateful
to hear you say that,

Because andrew mentioned that
I could move into the basement

While the house stuff
is being sorted out.

Andrew said what now?

(scatting)

(scatting continues)

No.

(beat-boxing)

(beat-boxing continues)

What's up with you?

I don't think I'm cute anymore.

What are you talking about?

Everyone ignored me all day.

Leo, mom and dad
are never going to ignore you,

Whether you want them to
or not.

You weren't there.

It was rough.

Mom, dad? Leo had a bad day.

What are you doing?

My baby boy!

Camille:
Who hurt you?

I will cut them, honey.
I'll cut them.

Khia, help me!

Sorry, bud.

What did they do?

Tell mom.
Tell mom all the details.

Oh, what did they do to you?

(andrew scatting)