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News anchor: Overnight,
the city was hit
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With a massive snowstorm,
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Paralysing roads
and stopping traffic
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In its tracks.
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It's bumper to bumper
out there, friends.
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If you don't have to go out,
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Do not go out.
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But sorry, kids,
schools are open.
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It's 8:12.
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(shivering)
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Shovelled the driveway!
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Hercules! Hercules!
The whole thing?
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Well, not the whole thing,
but the part behind the van.
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I'm taking back one "hercules".
How do the roads look?
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Oh, bad.
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The snow plough hasn't
come by yet, street or sidewalk.
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Kids!
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I have to drive you to school!
Leaving in twenty!
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Khia: Okay, dad!
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Andrew:
Shouldn't sam be here already?
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On her way.
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She's bringing this fancy new
lens that attaches to my tablet,
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So I look super-profesh.
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Oh...
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Your first tv segment, wow!
So proud.
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That kardi and jully black
dinner is paying off big.
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Tell me about it.
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Live from rockridge,
it's Wednesday morning.
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I can't believe
how calm you are.
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I've done livestreams before.
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Yeah, but this is
live television.
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You're out of the stream.
You're in the ocean now!
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Look at me. Look at me.
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I am the tv chef now.
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Okay, okay.
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- Okay, okay.
- Okay, later.
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But first, I need you to
get the hell out of the house
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Before 8:30.
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Aye, aye, captain.
We'll be gone way before then.
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Andrew: Ooh...
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You ready for your
team-building exercise?
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- Ahh! Ooh!
- Hey, stop that.
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I'm gonna put the "exercise" in
"team building exercise".
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Alley-oop!
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Sure, but isn't team building
supposed to be, like,
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Trust falls in the woods
or something new.
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You and hudson play
basketball all the time.
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Not in the winter. Plus,
court time is super hard to get.
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I booked this like a year ago
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When old man hargreaves
had a heart attack.
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You took a spot from a dead man?
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He was only dead
for a few minutes.
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He's a survivor.
I regret nothing.
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- Ak.
- Kids! Let's go!
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I just gotta make sure
I get there on time.
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Why?
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Is old man hargreaves waiting
to take his spot back.
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Yeah, him and those
pickle ball bitches.
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- "bitches", wow.
- I know!
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They're just so smug with
their little paddles
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And their seniors discounts.
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- Hi, dad.
- Andrew: Hey.
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Morning, khia.
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Andrew:
Khia, we gotta leave asap.
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Yeah, I'm just getting my lunch.
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Excuse me.
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Okay.
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I'm just going to get my creps.
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Did you know the brits
call their shoes "creps"?
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You don't care.
Exiting awkwardly.
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Are you seriously
still mad about last night?
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(sighing)
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Oh, the wi-fi is out.
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What?!
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No, no, no.
I need that.
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Andrew, your fancy
new router isn't working!
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- Andrew!
- (phone vibrating)
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- Oh. (sighing)
- (phone vibrating)
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Uh, khia,
we're not done here, okay?
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We're talking before you leave.
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Sam, what's up?
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So, my train was cancelled.
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I got a ride,
but the roads are a mess.
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We're not even moving.
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Uh, okay.
Well, how far are you?
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I'll be there before 8:30.
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- How much before?
- 8:29.
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- Sam!
- I know. I know. I'm so sorry.
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Look, the lens is
super easy to put on.
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I'll be there soon.
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Oh, great. Okay, well,
I'm hanging up now.
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Step on it!
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Driver: And go where, fam?
I can't go no place.
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Yeah, I know. I've just always
wanted to say that.
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How does a ring light just
grow legs and walk away?
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Khia, did you put my ring light
back after your school thing?
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I, uh... Don't remember.
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Okay, well,
can you find it?
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Please?
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Quickly.
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Yes, thank you.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
you're going the wrong way.
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What? Well, apparently,
your wife needs something.
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Uh, my wife's name is "mom".
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Your mom. Not my mom.
Just hurry.
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Leaving in fifteen.
Tell your brother.
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Babe, is my big gym bag--
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Is my big gym--
is my big... Gym...
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Bag down here?
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Um... You're the one
that organized the basement.
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Did you check
the big ban gym bag?
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I mean, the big...
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Gym... Bag bin.
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That is a tongue twister.
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Big jam bin big.
Bin gym bag ban.
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- Big ban gym bin...
- I'll just take one pair.
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Bin ban gym--
big bag gym bag--
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Bin bag-- oh! Damn it, camille!
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Khia!
Can I borrow your blush, please?
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Khia: Dad, I think your wife
is saying something.
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Hmm...
Ankle support or looking fresh?
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Ooh, looking fresh it is.
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Dad, leo isn't in
his room or the bathroom.
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Did he go to school already?
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He was working on a blueprint
for a snow fort last night.
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Oh, so proud.
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Oh, I saw him headed
to the basement earlier.
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He looked weird.
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Oh.
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Okay, thanks. Hurry up.
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Ring light?
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I don't have it yet.
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Why not?
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'cause I was doing
stuff for dad.
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You are supposed to be helping!
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I thought I was!
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Well, can you help her
find the ring light?
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Khia: No. I'll find it myself.
Just relax.
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Okay, and your blush.
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(sighing)
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- Leo!
- Ahh! Ahh! Router the reset--
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Reset the router!
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Leo, buddy, you down here?
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Leo: Yeah.
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We gotta go.
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What's going on?
Taco Tuesday not sitting well?
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You got a little rumble gut?
Firerhea?
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Leo: No.
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I had...
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The dream.
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Andrew: The one where
the clown is chasing you?
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Buddy, we all get nightmares.
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You know what I do?
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I draw a picture of my dream.
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Sometimes
I put googly eyes them.
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No, dad.
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The wet type of dream.
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Wet dream?
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(gasping)
it's raining men.
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Welcome to the club, buddy!
How do you feel?
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I dunno.
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You said it was gonna be fun.
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It is fun.
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My first time I dreamt
about carmen sandiego.
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It was all about the chase.
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Yeah, I don't even
remember the dream.
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I just went to bed...
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And woke up with sticky shorts.
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I'll get you a clean pair.
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(gasping) the dream kit!
I forgot. I'll be right back.
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Leo, don't be ashamed, my boy.
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The journey of a thousand oceans
begins with a single drop.
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♪
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There's gonna be
a thousand of these?
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(groaning)
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Hudson (recorded:)
pick up the phone, buddy!
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It's me! Huddy-hudd!
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Hudson, my dawg!
What's up?
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Hudson: How far away are you?
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Leaving in a sec.
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Hudson: You haven't left yet?!
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If we're not on
the court by 8:45,
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They're gonna give it away, man!
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I'm coming, I'm coming.
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I just gotta drop
the kids off at school first.
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Hudson: Old man hargreaves
is walking around
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Slapping his pickle ball racket.
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It's intimidating!
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Okay, okay, okay, I'm on my way.
Love you. Bye.
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Hudson: Love you, too. Hurry!
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Hey! Leaving in ten! No excuses!
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Why are you yelling at me?
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I've been ready,
waiting for you.
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Where's leo?
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Dream kit!
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Ah! Yes, yes, yes, in the flesh.
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Thank you.
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So, um...
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You planning on
staying salty all day?
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You violated my privacy.
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No, I was just--
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You looked through
my phone at 2 a.M.
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Yes. But it's not
what you think.
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Okay. Then, what was it?
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- I... Um...
- (phone vibrating)
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I will tell you when I--
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Boy, they really want
to clean our ducts, huh?
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You know what? Just tell dad
that I'm changing super quick.
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Khia, there's no time.
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- Super quick!
- Khia!
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(sighing)
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(phone vibrating)
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(sighing)
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Driver: Yo, like,
what are these cars
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Even doing out here right now?
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It's a snowstorm, like-- like,
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Why are you even out here?
It's just like--
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Hey! Hey! Hey! This car's
trying to-- I'm here, dog.
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You can't come over here
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'cause I'm, like, literally in
the place you're trying to be.
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Two things can't
occupy the same space, fam.
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Andrew: It's perfectly natural.
Every man goes through it.
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Think of your body like a phone.
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It only has so
many gigs of memory.
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So, when it gets full, it
automatically empties the cache.
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Empties the cache?
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Yeah.
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Or you can do it manually.
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Think of your body like
a recycling bin.
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When it gets full,
you gotta empty it.
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On Sunday?
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Or Monday.
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Sometimes Tuesday, Wednesday,
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Twice on thursdays.
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Look. You'll learn that, really,
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Any day is a good day
to release the kraken.
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How do I release the kraken?
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Andrew: I got you covered, bro.
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All of your questions will be
answered with the dream kit.
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I got the idea from a period kit
we bought your sister.
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None of the stores sell them
for boys, so I made up my own.
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So unfair.
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Girls get everything.
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Nope. Never say that again.
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So, you want to stay home?
Go to school?
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Come play ball
with me and hudson?
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I think I want to go to school.
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Andrew: Okay then.
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Whoa! We gotta go!
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Thanks, dad.
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Moby's gonna be so jealous
when I tell him about this.
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Oh, buddy, don't be that kid
that brags about sex dreams.
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Now, green chillies...
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Green chillies, green chillies.
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That, and then
we'll add you...
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Andrew: Remember what I said.
257
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"the journey of
a thousand oceans
258
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"begins with a single drop."
259
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,166
That's my man!
260
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,404
What happened to being
out of here before 8:30?
261
00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,206
We'll be gone,
262
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:45,143
But we had to talk 'cause
last night, he had the dream.
263
00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,278
- The one about the clown?
- No!
264
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,080
The dream?
265
00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:50,648
The dream. The dream...
266
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,150
Oh my god.
267
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,385
The dream?! What?
268
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,688
But he's a boy. My baby boy!
269
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,756
Well, now, he's a big boy
who can make baby boys.
270
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,558
- Okay, tmi.
- (phone vibrating)
271
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,894
- Oh, god.
- (phone vibrating)
272
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,295
Do you know this number?
273
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,464
I don't recognize any number.
274
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,766
- (phone vibrating)
- hello?
275
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,033
Woman: Hi. Is this camille?
276
00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,969
- Yes.
- Woman: Fantastic.
277
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,171
I'm farah, a producer at
rockridge morning live.
278
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,506
And I've been trying
to get a hold of you.
279
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,174
Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
I'm so sorry!
280
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,975
I didn't recognize the number.
281
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,544
Farah: It's okay.
We just need you
282
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,145
On the call in five minutes
before we go live.
283
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,513
Can you jump on?
284
00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:24,649
Five minutes?
Definitely. Will do.
285
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:26,617
On it.
Oh, and thank you.
286
00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:28,986
Farah: No problem. We just need
to check your levels
287
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,588
And make sure
the signal is strong. Otherwise,
288
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,857
We'll have to drop the segment
and go with our backup.
289
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,259
Brynn met christopher walken
over the weekend
290
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,561
And has a story that is unreal.
291
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,862
Oh, wow. Amazing.
292
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,530
Love christopher walken.
293
00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,999
But I will be ready,
so she won't need that. Okay?
294
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,735
Farah: Great.
See you in a couple minutes.
295
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:44,903
A couple minutes?
296
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,404
A couple minutes!
Okay, okay. Bye!
297
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,906
Farah: Yep. All right.
Okay. Bye.
298
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:53,010
(whimpering)
299
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,545
Oh, no. I know that look.
300
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,213
I hate that look.
301
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,015
Okay, what do you need?
I got you.
302
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,884
I...
303
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,687
(sighing)
no, no, no. Okay.
304
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,489
You know what?
I think I-- I'm good.
305
00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:07,358
Food is good.
Tripod is good.
306
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,226
Tablet. Tablet...
307
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,694
Quick question while
you're calculating:
308
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,030
Why are you and khia beefing?
309
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:18,770
Oh, I snuck into her room last
night to watch her sleeping.
310
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,638
I know she's too old for that,
311
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,841
But I was watching euphoria
before bed and--
312
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:26,044
Camille! That's parental
nightmare fuel.
313
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:28,846
The kids on that show
cannot be real, right?
314
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,248
Like, I don't want
them to be real.
315
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,516
Oh, they're real, andrew!
316
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,051
That's why they made
a whole show about them.
317
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,520
And now, khia's mad
because she thinks
318
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,255
That I checked her phone
while I was in there.
319
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,190
Did you?
320
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,059
A little.
(sighing)
321
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,794
Look, I had to.
I had no choice! It lit up.
322
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,329
I mean, what if it was her--
323
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:45,797
Her drug dealer?
324
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,999
You crossed the line, big time.
325
00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:50,534
I know, but she's
turning sixteen soon.
326
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,136
I thought I was the sappy one.
327
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,272
(sighing)
one percent?
328
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:57,342
What is with this morning?
Did you reset the router?
329
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,977
Shoot!
330
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,579
Camille: Andrew, I need to be
online in, like, a minute!
331
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,449
- On it!
- Camille: Oh my god.
332
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,221
Can you grab the
long cord from your room?
333
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:12,590
Thank you, princess!
You are loved!
334
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:13,958
Leo: Where is my shirt?!
335
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,492
Uh, there are a bunch
in your drawer!
336
00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:18,296
Leo: I had a shirt a second ago!
Somebody took it!
337
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,031
(stammering)
did you check your shoulder!
338
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,632
Leo: Oh! Thanks!
339
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,501
Okay. You all need to get going!
340
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,236
My segment is
starting very soon!
341
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,838
Khia: Well, I'd be ready
if I didn't have to keep
342
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,172
Running errands for a creeper.
343
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,707
Okay, the only crime
I ever committed
344
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,109
Was loving you so damn much!
345
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,878
(whimpering)
346
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,447
Andrew! I need that wi-fi up.
347
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,783
I need to log in, like, now.
348
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,118
Andrew: Working on it.
349
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,919
I unplugged it,
then I plugged it back in.
350
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,654
Then, I reset the router.
351
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,791
Once this orange light
turns green, you're good.
352
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,893
Camille: Okay,
it's still orange.
353
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,562
- Why isn't it--
- just give it a second.
354
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,129
You need to unplug it again.
355
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:53,597
That'll make things worse.
356
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,136
It's not taking.
You need to unplug it.
357
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,203
Wait for it.
358
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,571
We need to reset the reset!
359
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,206
Babe, five seconds.
360
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,475
Just give it
five seconds, right?
361
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,710
Babe, babe, five sec--
five sec--
362
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,612
Five-- five seconds!
363
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:08,913
Just give it five seconds.
364
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,549
(phone vibrating)
365
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:13,817
Oh, god! Oh!
366
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,653
(sighing) god, sam,
367
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,354
Please tell me you're outside!
368
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,158
I will be there soon.
Just a few minutes away.
369
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,160
Okay, well, I'm freaking out.
The wi-fi isn't working.
370
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,029
What?! No! Now?!
371
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,164
Two seconds!
Just give it two seconds!
372
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:31,468
You said that ten seconds ago!
He said that ten seconds ago!
373
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:36,540
- There it is!
- (laughing crazily)
374
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,845
We are back in business.
375
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,081
Get here, please.
376
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,415
Sam: Yes, yes.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
377
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,616
- (rumbling)
- no. No! No! No! No!
378
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,518
Please no!
379
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,054
The plough blocked us in!
380
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,323
What's happening? You guys?
381
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,925
(whimpering)
382
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,307
Camille,
I have to dig the van out.
383
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,209
Send the kids outside
when they come down.
384
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,944
No, no, no, no! I don't have
time for that right now, okay?
385
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,345
I have, like, um...
386
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,547
Look at me!
I am the snow plough now.
387
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,416
Sam, are you there?
388
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,218
Sam:
Oh, satan's sack!
389
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,852
We're behind a car who's stuck.
390
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:24,054
Have you ever heard of
winter tires, you dill-hole?!
391
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,289
You're welcome.
392
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,524
Thank you.
You are loved.
393
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:32,830
Mom... Mom! Mom?
394
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:34,898
Stop watching euphoria
if you can't deal.
395
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,467
Oh, I love euphoria.
396
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,068
Oh my god, but after
I watched the pilot,
397
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,438
All my eggs dried up
and turned to dust.
398
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,107
I overheard you and I get it.
But seriously?
399
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,642
I'm sorry. I trust you.
400
00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:47,245
Are you gonna start
acting like it?
401
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,580
Ouch. Fair.
402
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:50,781
Yes.
403
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,984
Okay.
404
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:55,819
Good luck with your...
Tv thingy.
405
00:15:57,891 --> 00:16:00,024
- (phone beeping)
- oh, I'm getting another call.
406
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,926
It's the producer.
Sam, I gotta go.
407
00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:03,528
We just got stuck
behind more traffic.
408
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:04,862
I'm gonna make a run for it.
I'm doing it!
409
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:07,198
No! They haven't
done the sidewalks! Sam!
410
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,633
Ugh! This whole morning is
madness.
411
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,834
Hi, farah!
412
00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:11,402
Can you go get your brother?
413
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,073
Hey, come on, leo! Let's go!
414
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,575
Leo: Coming!
415
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:20,311
Logging on now.
416
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,213
Just had a battery issue.
417
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:24,716
Can you see me?
418
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,351
Farah: No.
Are you on the right link?
419
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,486
I'm just clicking it now.
420
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,120
Farah:
Then, how would I have seen you?
421
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,557
Fair point.
422
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:33,991
Camille, we're live
in two minutes.
423
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:37,161
Two minutes? What? No. Alexa,
what time is it?
424
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,963
Alexa: It's 8:28 a.M.
425
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,898
- Farah: Just said that.
- Sorry.
426
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,033
Alexa, send out an announcement:
427
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:46,704
Get out. Get out now.
Get out right now.
428
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,639
Alexa: Announcing.
429
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:52,109
Camille (recorded:) get out.
Get out now. Get out right now!
430
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,344
Getting out!
431
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,812
Hey, put your snow pants on.
432
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,517
Okay.
433
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,389
Farah: Great!
Frame looks perfect.
434
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,791
(sighing) see?
435
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:07,991
We didn't need
five minutes for that.
436
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,326
I keeps it profesh.
437
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:14,865
You can't put snow pants
over your boots!
438
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,601
I thought I had clearance!
439
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,204
Khia: What? No.
440
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,807
Why are your shoes not on yet?!
441
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,475
Farah: Um...
Do you have ear buds?
442
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,145
Might minimize
that background noise.
443
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,345
Yes. Yes.
444
00:17:29,983 --> 00:17:31,282
Khia: Pull!
445
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,751
Leo: I'm trying!
446
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,953
Khia: No, you-- I pull,
447
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:38,422
You let go!
That's the point!
448
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,624
Stupid wet socks.
449
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,159
Khia:
Why don't you have winter boots?
450
00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:44,362
Old sneakers are basically
short winter boots.
451
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,697
Babe, I saw sam running.
452
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,432
The snow is deep,
but she's moving fast.
453
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,834
Please go!
454
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:50,968
Andrew: We're going.
455
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,369
Khia: Come on.
(straining)
456
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,271
Khia, put your shoes on!
457
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,640
Khia: Okay.
458
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,542
Help your brother!
459
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,644
Put my shoes on
or help my brother?
460
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,178
Ai-yah.
461
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,980
Okay, you don't have to go,
but you need to shut up!
462
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,849
Farah: All right, here we go.
463
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,718
You're going to join our crew
live in five, four...
464
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,320
Where are you, sam?
465
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,588
...Three, two...
466
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,156
Shh! Shh!
467
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,957
- Khia: Where is my other shoe?
- Andrew: Shh!
468
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,396
Get other shoes.
469
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,063
Thanks so much
for having me today.
470
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:23,534
I have a pretty cool
recipe to share with you.
471
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:27,205
It is a masala omelette
with a bacon naan roll.
472
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:30,475
Leo: Ooh. So good.
473
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,276
Camille: Uh...
474
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,811
This was one of
my mom's favourite
475
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,379
Sunday morning recipes.
476
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,384
We'll fix it in the car!
477
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:42,653
It was right here yesterday...
478
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,488
Hudson (recorded:)
pick up the phone, buddy!
479
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:48,025
It's me! Huddy-hudd!
You ain't picked me up yet?!
480
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:51,229
Now, green chilies are key.
481
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,864
♪ best friends! ♪
482
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,432
♪ we are ♪
483
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,602
♪ best friends ♪
484
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,503
Just roast them at a slow,
485
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:00,771
Slow level.
486
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,773
Put on your shoes.
487
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,376
I have to find this one because
it goes better with my outfit.
488
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:09,046
Any... Shoe!
489
00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:10,714
I'm here!
(gasping)
490
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,150
I'm here!
(breathing heavily)
491
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:16,988
I actually like to make
my bacon in the oven.
492
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:20,591
It cooks it more evenly and...
493
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,394
Saves my clothes
from grease splatter.
494
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:26,063
Pop-pop!
495
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:29,400
Hi, sam.
496
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,402
- Bye, sam.
- We're going!
497
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:35,072
Now, you can do egg whites
498
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,607
As an option...
499
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,209
Let's go! Let's go!
500
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:41,078
My jacket!
501
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,615
...But I love me some yolk.
502
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:53,824
♪
503
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:57,394
Now, these eggs
are almost ready.
504
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,564
Hey!
And let there be light.
505
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:03,767
Now, if you're not about that
naan-life, you could always...
506
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,569
Go out and buy from the store.
507
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:08,239
But I like to make
mine from scratch.
508
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,507
And it's a pretty simple recipe.
509
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,709
- (door closing)
- but, um...
510
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,044
Leo. Leo, no.
511
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:15,980
- It's on--
- leo: Forgot my lunch.
512
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,782
Hey, buddy!
513
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,784
Have a great day
at school, okay?
514
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,786
Did dad tell you the good news?
515
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,921
I had a wet dream. I'm a man!
516
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:28,192
Wow...
Congratulations.
517
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:38,468
The next on is, um,
the dry ingredients.
518
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,943
Team-building was awesome.
519
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,546
Got there in time to help hudson
scare away some seniors,
520
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:51,816
Played ball,
then we hit up the hot tub.
521
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,684
It was perfection.
522
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,886
Any feedback from
the morning show segment?
523
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,954
Oh, yeah.
They're really happy.
524
00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:00,824
It went great after
the initial hiccups.
525
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,060
Sorry for not getting
everyone out on time.
526
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:08,099
Hey, does leo know
he went viral?
527
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:10,301
Camille: No, and let's
keep it that way.
528
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,135
So unfair.
529
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,639
Every month, we get cramps
and he just gets a sexy dream.
530
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,510
Let's watch charlie's angels!
531
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:20,944
Oh, man...
532
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:23,047
You ain't ready for that.
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