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We all drop down
and turn to the camera.
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- Why are we doing this?
- Because dad's bored.
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Andrew:
I'm not bored.
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This is family bonding time.
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Okay. You are a little bored,
but let's do this.
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Everyone's doing it.
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Like, a million years ago.
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Yeah. Dad, by the time old
people see stuff like this
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Online, it's already dead.
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We're not that old.
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You knew every word
to that old musical
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You made us watch yesterday.
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8 mile?
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When you hear "lose yourself",
you have to lose yourself.
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- So ancient.
- (chuckling)
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She's got you there, babe.
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Oh, you, too, mom.
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You still talk about
mcdonald's pizza.
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It was so good.
You'll never understand.
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It's embarrassing when your
generation does stuff like this.
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How dare you?
Okay. Hit "record."
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We're doing this.
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All right. To your places.
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Okay. We're all doing a chore.
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One, two, three.
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- Oh-ho-ho!
- Oh, my god.
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- (shouting)
- I got a cramp.
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- (shouting continues)
cramps, cramps, cramps!
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- Okay.
- Hold on. Hold on!
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- Don't post this!
- Dad, you're live-streaming.
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- Oh, it's right in there!
- (shouting)
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Ooh! You don't have
a lacrosse ball?
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Buckets.
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Waterfalls.
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Steph curry with the pop, boi.
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Denzel from he got game!
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Oh-ho-ho!
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So, the sign outside says,
"99-cent hamburgers today."
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But the scam is
you can get those every day.
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Mmm.
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- So, how's the job search?
- Not good.
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I started doing
food delivery for super eats.
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I'm pretty sure
my employment gap is a thing,
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But nobody's saying it.
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- Oh.
- Whoa.
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♪ ready to party... ♪
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Yeah!
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Ah, gentlemen. Good to see you
out and about.
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Dr. Dela cruz?
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Ferdinand.
When did you get back?
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Got to swing home for
tax reasons every six months.
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You know how it is.
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Plus I needed to
let this baby breathe.
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Yeah. About that, does manila
not have speed limits?
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Sometimes life makes you
move fast.
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By the way, did you receive
my new healing bands?
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I sent one to
everyone on the block.
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Good for the knees, back
and neck.
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Oh, they're great!
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They're just elastic bands.
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I'm bringing in
a line of healing crystals
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On the next infomercial.
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Very powerful.
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Help you jump higher.
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You'll finally have a vertical,
andy.
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- (laughing)
- (laughing)
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- We're good.
- Okay.
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Well, I got to jet,
but just remember...
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Both: Keep it loose
with dr. Dela cruz!
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(laughing)
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Look at him go. Look at him go.
Bye, dr. Dela cruz.
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Oh, man.
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"loose" and "cruz"
don't even rhyme.
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I love that guy.
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I wish there was
a healing crystal
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That would make him slow down.
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Yeah. You know,
just really live in the moment.
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And just--
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(inhaling and exhaling)
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I meant his car.
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Man, if I had gotten
that community development job
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We would've had
a speed bump here by now.
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So, why don't you
just put in a request?
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Yeah. A concerned citizen
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Can still make their community
a better place.
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A now that bob is not retired,
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He's got to do his job
at some point, right?
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- There he is.
- Yeah.
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- We gettin' a speed bump?
- Oh, we gettin' a speed bump.
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♪ you got something I want ♪
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(khia sighing)
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- What's wrong?
- Everything.
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I'm stuck in the suburbs.
I'm broke.
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I haven't had a good cup
of coffee since paris.
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No offence.
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What's so good about
the coffee in paris?
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Mannix's mom taught us
to make the perfect café crème.
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Is that like a cappuccino?
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Totally different.
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You start with the perfect
arabica beans
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And the right temperature
of water.
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Sounds like a cappuccino.
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- Topped with foamed milk.
- Yeah, it's a cappuccino.
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But it's served in a bowl.
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Literally a cappuccino
in a bowl?
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No. It's more than that.
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It's a way of life.
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Fine. Show me.
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Really?
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What, you have arabica beans?
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Yeah. In the back, on the rack
labelled "cappuccino."
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Okay.
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I'm cam pham eats,
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And this is not
your nanny's naan.
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And cut. Nice work, girl!
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Camille pham.
Internet food sensation.
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Oh, man.
You are absolutely crushing it.
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- I mean, look at these views.
- What can I say?
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I'm a woman of the people.
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What's happening with
your face right now?
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Hmm. "this dish is a fail."
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"she's so cringe."
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"is this even
authentic indian?"
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"that's the tiktok cramp lady."
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What the hell is this?
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It's probably just
some dumb internet troll.
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Online hate is part of the game.
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Everyone successful gets it.
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This is a milestone!
Look at you.
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You have views, online hate,
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And we've got that thing
with devin pate tomorrow.
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Right. Podcast.
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So, um, what are we going to do
about those comments, though?
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Nothing.
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Seriously, camille, you
got to ignore the online hate.
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And I have to go meet with
a client.
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You're taking on clients?
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I mean, you're blowing up,
but we're not there yet.
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Yeah, of course.
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So, how many clients
are you taking on?
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I don't know.
I just got the four right now.
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Um, I will see you tomorrow.
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Four?
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That's, like, all the good
members of the backstreet boys.
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Everyone needs to sign
the paperwork
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So we can start the application
for a speed bump.
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This seems like
a really inappropriate use
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Of the block-emergency
text thread, andrew.
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Don't start with me, clare.
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You literally used it
to show everyone
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A picture of
your weird birthmark last week.
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Did it not look like
dolly parton?
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Come on.
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People are speeding
through here all the time.
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Young renters,
people who are lost,
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Tv doctors
in their sports cars.
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Dr. Dela cruz is back?
Did he bring my crystals?
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Ferdinand isn't even
a real doctor.
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You're just jealous.
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Of what?
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He sells elastic bands.
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Basically, a dollar store.
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I don't know, man.
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He helped me
after my dancing accident.
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You just want to be the coolest
asian guy on the block.
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That's racist.
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You're the one comparing
asians.
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Has anyone here ever tried
the tomatoes from his garden?
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- I died.
- Andrew: He didn't grow those.
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Those are store-bought, man.
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Anyways, the point is
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People are speeding
on the block,
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And we need 80%
of residents to sign.
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(whispering) hudson, now.
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I heard he was in our lady peace
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Before they got big.
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Our lady peace got big?
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♪ I'm thinking why-ee-I-ee-I ♪
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♪ yeah, superman's dead ♪
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♪ yeah-ee-I-ee ♪
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Okay.
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♪ is it in my head ♪
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Khia, this is incredible.
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Just like in paris.
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Anyways,
thanks for the distraction,
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But I got to go.
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Sure, sure.
Oh, my god. This coffee.
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Ooh, can I have one of those?
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Uh, maybe.
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You can't have this one.
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Come on, andrew. Is this really
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A bother-me-on-my-day-off
sort of problem?
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Well, since you have, like,
400 vacation days banked, yes.
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- Yes, it is.
- (groaning)
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Fine. As soon as you get
signatures
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From 80% of the neighbourhood,
I--
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Bam.
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- 92%. Asian b+.
- Well played, pham.
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All right. I just got to log in
to the server.
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Looks like it's your lucky day.
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- Oh.
- We can get that speed bump
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Up in 36 to 72.
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- Hours?
- Months.
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That's three to six years.
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Municipal red tape is
the thickest of all the tapes.
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Be the scissors, man.
Be the scissors!
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Come on, andrew.
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What did you think
was going to happen
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When you walked up here?
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See you in a few years, buddy.
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Not if I see you in hell first.
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Ow, ow, ow.
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♪ I'm thinking why-ee-I-ee-I ♪
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♪ yeah, superman's dead ♪
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♪ yeah-ee-I-ee ♪
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♪ yeah, with it in my head ♪
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♪ yeah-ee-I-ee ♪
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♪ yeah, we'll just laugh
instead ♪
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♪ don't worry
'bout the weather ♪
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♪ well, I like it
ay-yi-yi ♪
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Babe, we went rogue
and it was glorious.
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Rolled up to the home dome.
Got the supplies.
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Watched a tutorial.
Then, boom! Speed bump.
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I can't wait to see
ferdinand's smug face
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When he comes through.
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Hey. What's happening
with your face?
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(exhaling sharply)
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I'm being targeted by trolls.
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They're attacking me
and my business.
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"is this even authentic indian?"
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"she sucks at dancing, too."
what the hell?
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I know, right?
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I wanted to respond,
but sam says it's better not to.
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Oh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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(whining softly)
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Okay.
What's your face doing now?
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You got to step up
when they step out of line,
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Like me and that speed bump.
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- Don't let this troll win.
- Okay. I'm going to do it.
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- That's what I'm talking about.
- Uh-huh!
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(laughing) how do you know
his mom does that?
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(chuckling) I don't.
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I don't know, guys.
It looks kind of uneven.
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It's still settling.
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I have to admit,
it has slowed people down.
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It's perfect.
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Sam:
Hey. What's that?
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Andrew:
Oh, you know. Just going rogue.
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(cackling)
250
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Okay. Well, apparently, your
wife has been going rogue, too.
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Have you seen this?
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Hmm.
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- You were part of it.
- What?
254
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Maybe just the dms.
255
00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:07,838
There are dms?
256
00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:09,774
That speed bump is a legal
and literal nightmare.
257
00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:12,009
Your sense of proportion
is disgusting.
258
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,511
- (horn honking)
- here he comes.
259
00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:17,882
Andrew, he doesn't see the bump.
He doesn't see the bump.
260
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,651
Hey, hey. Slow down!
261
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,019
That's what a speed bump
is for.
262
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,522
Ah!
263
00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:27,492
- Oh!
- Ow. Oh.
264
00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:29,927
Ow. Ugh!
265
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,129
- I knew you were a racist.
- Clare--
266
00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,466
- Dr. Dela cruz: Ow, ow, ow!
- Oh, this is bad, buddy.
267
00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:35,833
What can I do to fix this?
268
00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:38,135
Um, I think you've done enough.
269
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:41,305
- You okay, dr. Dela cruz?
- (moaning)
270
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:46,411
I thought we agreed
not to respond to online trolls.
271
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:47,679
Well, you do things without me,
272
00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:48,680
So I thought
maybe I do the same.
273
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,348
What is that supposed to mean?
274
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:53,351
They attacked the cultural
authenticity of my work.
275
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,553
So, I had to fight back,
and now it's done.
276
00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,021
Oh. Okay.
277
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,289
"you wouldn't know culture if it
278
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Climbed up in your ass
and laid eggs."
279
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,662
He wouldn't! I drew a picture,
280
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:06,097
But then I was, like,
"too far, girl."
281
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:09,033
Ah.
282
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,169
Too far, girl.
283
00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:12,737
"I've dropped farts
that taste better
284
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,105
Than anything you've cooked."
285
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,640
I come from a family
of stepper-uppers.
286
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:16,708
So, I stepped up.
287
00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,276
Oh, oh. Like andrew,
288
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,845
Who's about to be sued
by the dr. Dela cruz?
289
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,714
Also, when were you going to
tell me
290
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,549
That dr. Dela cruz
lives on your block?
291
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,184
He'd make a great client.
292
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,252
- Okay. Who is suing who now?
- (knocking on door)
293
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:29,921
And how many clients
do you need?
294
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:31,523
Oh, oh. That's probably devin.
Are you ready?
295
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:35,060
Sam! Meh.
296
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:42,133
♪ I believe I'm meant to try
and play ♪
297
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:43,667
Ah.
298
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,471
Nope.
299
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,509
Hey, kiddo!
300
00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:53,611
Why are you being so nice?
301
00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:57,248
Uh, just happy to see you.
302
00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,885
Could you make me another one
of those café crèmes?
303
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,488
I guess.
304
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:06,290
Exactly like yesterday.
And you know, if you want to
305
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:09,093
Just talk the steps out loud
a little, that'd be great.
306
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,696
I'd love one, too,
if you're taking orders.
307
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:16,768
You know, I'm actually
a little short-handed today,
308
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,302
So if you wanted to
309
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:21,573
Stick around,
make a few more of those--
310
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,908
- Yeah, okay.
- Uh, excuse me.
311
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:27,579
The bathroom is locked.
Is there a key?
312
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,180
Well, if it's locked,
someone's in there.
313
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,115
Okay. What do I do?
314
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,651
You hold it.
315
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,921
♪ ah-ah-ah ♪
316
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:40,592
♪ na-na-na na-na-da ♪
317
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:43,127
♪ oh-oh-oh ♪
318
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,796
♪ na-na-na na-na-da ♪
319
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:48,332
And that's when I decided
to quit my job
320
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,534
And pursue my passion.
Do what I love, you know?
321
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,337
And you've been doing it
so well, camille.
322
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,005
I mean,
your online tutorial videos,
323
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:55,739
They're a hit.
324
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,342
Cam pham eats is a growing
in-home catering business.
325
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,610
I mean, you've got to be happy.
326
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,010
I am.
327
00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:02,080
I'm proud to be
a woman of colour
328
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,214
Bringing my culture's food
to more people.
329
00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:04,816
And that's great.
330
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,584
That's really great.
331
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,420
But I got to ask, has it
always been smooth sailing?
332
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:13,024
Well, every business
has its growing pains,
333
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,359
But, um, so far, so good.
(laughing nervously)
334
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,027
Devin:
That's interesting,
335
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,963
Because this morning,
things got a little nasty
336
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:21,866
With a commenter
on one of your videos.
337
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:26,171
Oh. Well, you know, what I would
really love to talk about
338
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,307
Is our work with local vendors
to source ingredients.
339
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,643
Hmm. The only local ingredient
I want to source
340
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,377
Is this online beef.
341
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:36,581
Is it common for you
to get so aggressive
342
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:39,017
With people who don't like
your posts and content?
343
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:43,922
Well, you know, I was just
really trying to clarify
344
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:47,692
Some criticisms.
I mean, they were all justified.
345
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,661
See, I am an excellent dancer.
346
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,863
Perfect. Perfect.
So, if you stand by
347
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,464
Every single thing
that you said, you won't mind
348
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,266
Reading a few snippets
349
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:56,868
For my listeners.
350
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,736
Had to censor a few things
351
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,638
Given the vulgar nature
of the content.
352
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,540
(laughing nervously)
353
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,543
"you piece of beep.
354
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:09,680
"I should beep-beep-beep
all over your beep.
355
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:12,550
Beep around and find out."
356
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:16,554
Okay.
I am both proud and embarrassed.
357
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:20,291
Huh. "embarrassed" came second.
You heard it here.
358
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,625
(laughing)
359
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,895
Devin:
Okay. (clearing throat)
360
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:29,167
It's the end of an era.
I'll pop you one.
361
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,435
I'm very disappointed
in you guys.
362
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,805
I didn't mean for ferdinand
to get hurt.
363
00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:35,306
Yeah, right.
364
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,508
You probably took out a hit
on dr. Dela cruz
365
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,443
And then took the job yourself.
366
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:42,914
You don't build a speed bump
to kill somebody, sebastian.
367
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,516
You kill somebody, and then
you put them in the speed bump.
368
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:48,852
You would know, killer bee.
369
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,120
Ugh.
370
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,256
(shovel scraping)
371
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,758
Hey, man. Okay.
372
00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,459
So, we got a little too festive
with it.
373
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,129
Doesn't mean we should
stop helping the community.
374
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,731
You telling me
to keep going rogue?
375
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:03,001
Just fly a little
under the radar, you know?
376
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:07,271
Oh. Stealth rogue.
I like it.
377
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,609
- D'oh.
- D'oh.
378
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,212
Clare:
Doctor killers.
379
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,347
He ain't even a real doctor!
380
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,048
Stop ruining the moment, clare.
381
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,221
Oh. Man, you should probably
talk to dr. Dela cruz, though.
382
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:26,291
(sighing) moment ruined.
383
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,630
Devin: And then
an hour later, you write,
384
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,433
"his beep is the last thing
I'd ever beep with
385
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,168
If my beeping life depended
on it."
386
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:40,104
I mean, really, camille?
You going after the nephew now?
387
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,773
Okay. Is this the whole podcast?
388
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,976
Just, like, reading back
my clever clap-backs?
389
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,645
Are we ever going to
actually talk about the food?
390
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,781
Okay. You know what? We're done.
This was a mistake.
391
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,515
Devin, I'm going to need you
to delete that file.
392
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,052
Wait a second.
That nephew thing was a dm.
393
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,319
How do you have that?
394
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,055
Oopsie-doo. (laughing)
395
00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,657
You're the troll?
396
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,059
Got me. Lock me up.
397
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,996
You (bleep) piece of (bleep)!
398
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,097
You (bleep) cheese.
399
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,999
And this podcast?
400
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,433
This is horse (bleep),
401
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,101
And anyone who listens
to your (bleep)
402
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:15,539
Is a (bleep)-eating,
(bleep)-smelling (bleep)!
403
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:21,345
I'm devin pate,
and that's all the time we have
404
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,715
On the devin made me do it,
roast edition.
405
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:27,885
Don't forget our sponsors,
jeff's stiff lemon drink.
406
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,887
When regular lemon drink
won't get you up,
407
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:32,222
Try jeff's stiff lemon drink.
408
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:33,691
Still in cherry flavour.
409
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,094
What is your game, man?
410
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,096
Uh, drama equals clicks.
Clicks equals listens,
411
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,431
And listens are
the lifeblood of a podcast.
412
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,566
Okay. I am sorry
for the (bleep) outburst,
413
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,035
But you can't seriously
post that.
414
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,470
No.
415
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,104
Are you serious?
I'm definitely posting that.
416
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,906
This is the best podcast
I've ever done.
417
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:51,909
Unapologetic chef,
rage-y producer? This is like--
418
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,978
It's like true crime meets food.
419
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:56,246
I am not consenting to this.
420
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:57,515
Oh.
421
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,050
I mean, you already did.
422
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,851
Sam submitted the releases
last week.
423
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,124
Devin: Oh, hey.
No publicity is bad publicity.
424
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:09,560
Well, this is very much
bad publicity.
425
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,528
(flippantly)
well, time will tell on that.
426
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,798
(sighing) okay. That's it.
Time for you to go. Leave.
427
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,833
- Oh, I'm going.
- Okay. Fine.
428
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:17,267
I am. Sorry. This is just
a little stuck for us.
429
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,536
Just don't tangle--
that's tangled.
430
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:19,804
Okay.
Well, is there a plug, or--
431
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,472
- Yes.
- Okay.
432
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,811
Hey, kiddo,
thanks for your help today.
433
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,813
Those café crèmes are a hit.
434
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,114
Yeah. I'm happy to help.
435
00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:34,418
What's this?
436
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,953
Four hours of work plus tips.
437
00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:37,088
You want to come back tomorrow?
438
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,289
Wait. Like, a real job?
439
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:41,559
Yeah. I need the help,
440
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,294
And when school starts,
441
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,162
You can have as many
weekend shifts as you want.
442
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,832
Plus I still haven't figured out
443
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,101
How you get that foam
just right.
444
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,435
Okay.
445
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:54,438
(sighing) another cancellation.
446
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,706
They don't want to work
with someone
447
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,641
Who uses the lord's name
in vain.
448
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,711
That's fair. Even andrew
was worried about that one.
449
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,513
Look. It'll be fine.
450
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,448
People will have forgotten
about this in a week.
451
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:11,321
It bothered me that
you were meeting with clients
452
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:13,991
And taking on more legal work.
453
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,793
Um, whoa. Okay.
454
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,395
I don't know why it bothered me,
but it did.
455
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,864
I mean, you can do other things.
456
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,133
I just-- I thought we were
in this together.
457
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:26,137
We are. But camille,
we're barely breaking even here.
458
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,606
I know.
459
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,274
And I should've listened.
460
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,376
From now on,
I will focus on the food.
461
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,946
Okay.
462
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,548
I'll be honest. I may have left
463
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,950
A bunch of bad reviews
464
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,486
From anonymous accounts
on devin's podcast.
465
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,686
Oh, yeah. Same.
466
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,555
But no more hate, okay?
467
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:45,622
Starting now.
468
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,958
- Well--
- well--
469
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,292
Both:
Now.
470
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,833
Why do you hate dr. Dela cruz
so much?
471
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,968
"hate" is such a strong word.
472
00:18:58,004 --> 00:18:59,437
Dad--
473
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,372
Maybe he does threaten me
a little.
474
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,241
He's just so cool
and successful.
475
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,642
So are you.
476
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,043
Aw, thanks buddy.
477
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,179
- Well, maybe not successful.
- Okay.
478
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:10,381
Actually, you're not really
that cool anymore, either.
479
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,649
Stop talking now.
480
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:15,586
Hey, ferdinand.
I'm sorry, man.
481
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,454
I shouldn't have put in
that speed bump.
482
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:20,057
All is forgiven, andy.
483
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,758
This whole experience
is a reminder
484
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,261
To slow down and be more aware.
485
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,866
Life is a journey
and mistakes will happen,
486
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,802
But forgiveness
is free to give.
487
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,005
If you can forgive me,
I can forgive you, andy.
488
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:39,076
Yeah, sure. Cool.
489
00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:41,879
Dr. Dela cruz--
490
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,482
Your father is a great man, leo.
491
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:47,084
Even if he is the second-coolest
asian on the block.
492
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,519
- (laughing)
- (laughing)
493
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:50,288
Just joking.
494
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,156
I know. He's pretty great.
495
00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:56,293
Well, let me know if I can pay
for any of the damages.
496
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,095
It might just take a while,
497
00:19:58,131 --> 00:20:00,097
Since we have no money
at the moment.
498
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,700
No, no, andy. I won't have it.
499
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,568
The cost
of speeding through life
500
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,570
Is one that I shall pay myself.
501
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:10,241
Awesome. Bye.
502
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:14,579
But maybe there's one thing.
503
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,047
(sighing)
504
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,586
(cheesy '80s music playing)
505
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,990
My miracle bands help you build
the strength and flexibility
506
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,858
To get moving again.
507
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,060
But don't listen to me.
508
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:33,597
Listen to
one of its real users.
509
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,332
That's right, dr. Dela cruz.
510
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:37,334
These miracle
strengthening bands
511
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,403
Gave me my life back.
512
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,005
Before the miracle bands,
513
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,741
My knees were cottage cheese
514
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,010
And I could barely move.
515
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,879
But after using them,
I feel loose
516
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,815
Like dr. Dela cruz.
517
00:20:56,022 --> 00:21:00,358
And these crystals
are making me jump higher.
518
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,627
Audience members:
Whoa!
519
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:06,363
Keep it loose
with dr. Dela cruz.
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