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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:17,700 [ waves crashing ] 2 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,000 Woman: Mr. Bishop? 3 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:52,100 Mr. Bishop, we really need you to stay still. 4 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,400 Okay. 5 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,500 [ machine humming ] 6 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:10,700 [ humming stops ] 7 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:14,200 - Okay. -[ girl giggling ] 8 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:20,700 Girl: This is gonna be good. 9 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:23,400 Phoebe, Daddy�s trying to rest. 10 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,200 [ giggles ] 11 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:29,400 That�s it. I�ve had all I can stands, 12 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,800 and I can�t stands no more! 13 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:32,800 [ Phoebe laughs ] 14 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,500 Daddy, put me down! 15 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:38,200 You want to wrassle with "King Crazy Hair," this is what you get! 16 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:39,600 Hah! 17 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,700 What�s "wrassling"? 18 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,500 What�s wrassling? 19 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:44,700 This is wrassling! 20 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:48,800 Daddy! I�m dizzy! 21 00:01:50,300 --> 00:01:52,800 [ sighs ] Me, too. 22 00:01:53,900 --> 00:01:56,100 Hey, I have a speech tonight. 23 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:58,600 You want to come pick out my tie? 24 00:01:58,600 --> 00:01:59,900 Yeah. 25 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:07,000 Probably a good idea to wait for the room to stop spinning, right? 26 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,600 - Uh-huh. - [ chuckles ] 27 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,600 Phoebe picked this out for me, 28 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,200 and I managed to tie it myself. 29 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,500 Trash is full. 30 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:24,900 What? 31 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:26,600 Can you take out the trash? 32 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,000 But I just finished getting-- 33 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,900 Dressed, and you look great as usual, 34 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:33,200 and I am late. 35 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,700 As usual. 36 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:37,200 Yeah. Great. We�re on the same page. 37 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,600 Uh, only 10 more years till Phoebe goes to college. 38 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,100 We can do this, right? Bye. 39 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:47,000 [ sighs ] 40 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,400 Bishop: It�s not the artist�s job 41 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,600 to reflect nature. 42 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,700 The camera on my iPhone can do that. 43 00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:04,900 The artist�s job is to take nature 44 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:07,300 and wrap it in a beautiful little bow 45 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:09,100 and present it in a way 46 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:11,500 that even my agent can understand. 47 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:13,100 [ laughter ] 48 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:15,200 That might have hurt his feelings 49 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,700 if he were listening to anything I�m saying right now. 50 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:21,300 You are all blank canvases 51 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:24,300 sitting in front of blank canvases, 52 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:26,900 and what could be more exciting than that? 53 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:31,000 Creation itself is in your hands. 54 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:34,400 Every stroke counts. 55 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:38,500 Thank you all very much, 56 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,400 and keep painting. 57 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,800 [ applause ] 58 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:57,900 Coming through. 59 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,800 - [ ringing ] - Ah, fiddlesticks. 60 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,400 - What is it? - Can you get the...? 61 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:12,000 - Man: Oh, jeez. - [ ringing ] 62 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,300 - [ phone beeps ] - Hello? 63 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:17,000 Gracie! 64 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:20,200 Uh, uh-huh...? 65 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:25,500 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I�m sorry. 66 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:31,800 Mm-hmm. Yeah, I�ve got Michael manning your pot. 67 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,200 [ winces ] 68 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,300 - Ow. Ooh. - Here. 69 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:37,300 But listen. Hey, do you think you could 70 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:39,400 find it in your heart to come in? 71 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:43,200 [ scoffs ] 72 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,600 Dinner was supposed to be 13-- 73 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,300 okay, now 14 minutes ago, 74 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:49,500 and we are still on hors d�oeuvres. 75 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:53,000 You are ruining my son�s graduation. 76 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,100 You�re ruining it! 77 00:04:56,100 --> 00:04:59,200 [ timer beeping ] 78 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,000 Gotta go. 79 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,600 Well, at least the client�s happy. That�s what�s important. 80 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:10,000 [ moans ] Listen, are you gonna be okay here for a second? 81 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,500 I�m gonna go talk to her. 82 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:13,100 - I�m good. - Okay. 83 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,000 Oh. 84 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,200 You know, she was at the lecture. 85 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:24,800 Was she? 86 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:27,600 Are you all right, Tom? 87 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,400 I�m fine. 88 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,600 Because as much as I appreciate these checks 89 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:34,200 from the college gigs, I�m still waiting for-- 90 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,200 You�ll get it when it�s finished 91 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,900 and not a second sooner. 92 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:40,900 Could you give me a hint? Is it 80% there? 93 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:44,100 [ sighs ] Well, you�re getting warm. 94 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,400 Uh... 95 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,600 are you gonna stay for dessert? 96 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:55,500 I�m a happily married man. 97 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:56,600 Heh. 98 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:02,300 There�s no such thing as a happily married man. 99 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,200 [ sizzling ] 100 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,600 Phoebe: Uncle Mac, you�re here! 101 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,500 He�s always here. 102 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:22,900 Go have a seat, �cause I�m about to rock your world. 103 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:25,000 [ Phoebe giggles ] 104 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,300 How�d he convince you to let him touch the stove? 105 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:31,800 He wanted to pull his weight. 106 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,200 Maybe he can keep pulling it 107 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,600 all the way to a new apartment. 108 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,300 Val, you know I would move out if I could, 109 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:39,000 but there�s nothing. 110 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,600 There�s literally nothing that�s available. 111 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,200 Oh... ah. 112 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,300 There�s a lot of lies on the Internet, Val. 113 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:49,100 - I�m gonna get her juice. - Val: Mm-hmm. 114 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:53,600 Need you to show me how to do that map thing on my phone. 115 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:56,300 Why? 116 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:58,900 I�m going to Century City 117 00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:01,600 to look at that restaurant...? 118 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,900 The one that Michael wanted me to see. 119 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:08,000 Thought we talked about this already. 120 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 I�m just gonna look. 121 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,500 She hardly sees you as it is. 122 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:18,000 Fine. You have the GPS thingy in your car? 123 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,800 No, �cause I have my phone. 124 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,200 The last time you used the map on your phone, you got a call, 125 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,800 and you ended up in Temecula. 126 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,300 That�s good. I�m taking that for my act. 127 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,900 Okay. Put the GPS in my car. 128 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:35,000 Do you know how to use it? 129 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,000 I will figure it out. 130 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,900 I will program it for you. As a matter of fact, 131 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:41,000 I will draw you a map just as a backup. 132 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,900 Mwah! 133 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:52,500 It�s called "helping," Val, not "controlling." 134 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:54,800 - Mm-hmm. - What happened to your hand? 135 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,000 Nothing. It�s fine, Tom. 136 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,400 - Bye, Mommy! - Bye, baby! 137 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:06,900 [ dripping ] 138 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:09,000 It is the perfect spot, Val. 139 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,500 The kitchen hardly needs any work. 140 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:13,000 I mean, it is-- it is ready to go. 141 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,800 - [ drips ] - Just a leak. 142 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:19,300 Easy fix. Duct tape. 143 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:23,400 Oh, Michael... 144 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,700 Okay, uh, and yesterday. 145 00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:27,700 Remember yesterday when we were walking through the seventh level of hell? 146 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:28,900 - You remember that? - [ laughs ] 147 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:30,600 We�re better than that. 148 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,700 You�re better than just being a caterer. 149 00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:37,100 Every great chef, right, needs her own restaurant. 150 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,400 Look! A chandelier! 151 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:43,300 Tom and I had an agreement. 152 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:44,700 It was my decision, too. 153 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:47,300 I know how much being a mom means to you, 154 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:51,000 but I also see your eyes when you�re working. 155 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,900 - You love it. - [ laughs ] 156 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:57,300 You do. 157 00:08:57,300 --> 00:09:00,700 Val, look, I believe in you. 158 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:02,200 [ sighs ] 159 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,100 I want to be your partner. 160 00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:06,500 Let�s show the world. 161 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:10,500 Let�s-- let�s show your daughter what we can do! 162 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:16,300 Yeah? 163 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:17,700 - All right! - [ groans ] 164 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:19,900 [ cork pops ] 165 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:22,100 [ laughs ] Here it comes. 166 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:26,700 To the queen of the kitchen. 167 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:29,100 Thank you. Cheers. 168 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:31,700 Cheers, my friend. [ laughs ] 169 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,400 So how�s Tom feeling about all this? 170 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:40,100 I haven�t told him yet. 171 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,400 Because he wouldn�t understand. 172 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:46,300 All right. Well, you know, that sounds... 173 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,900 really bad. This really sucks. 174 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:50,700 [ chuckles ] 175 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:52,800 Val. 176 00:09:54,700 --> 00:09:59,700 When did you know things were starting to be a little bit... 177 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,600 between you and Jake? 178 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,000 Oh. 179 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,800 Well, when his first mistress 180 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,500 got into a fight with his second mistress 181 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,500 at my daughter�s christening. 182 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:13,600 Oh, yeah, good times. Mm. 183 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,200 Hm. 184 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,700 What is going on with you? 185 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:19,900 - Nothing, nothing. - What? 186 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:21,600 No, it�s just, um, 187 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:24,400 things have been a little bit cold lately, and... 188 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:28,200 Do you think it�s possible to still 189 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,600 be in love with someone, but fall-- 190 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:32,800 Fall out of like? 191 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:37,800 Yes. It�s like, do I love my husband? 192 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:40,000 He�s my husband, 193 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,400 but sometimes he�s-- 194 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,600 Oh, yeah. I know. But men suck. 195 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,500 - Hi, girls! - Hey. 196 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:50,200 - Hi! - Hey, munchkin. 197 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:54,100 Hanson Carter�s new music video comes on in five minutes. 198 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:55,700 - Yeah. - Hanson Carter! 199 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:57,500 It�s gonna be totally awesome. 200 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,100 You want to go upstairs and watch it? 201 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:00,100 - Yes. - Yes! 202 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:02,500 Okay. Okay. 203 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,500 The babysitter�s gonna be here soon. 204 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:22,400 Wow. Just wow. 205 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:25,600 That was-- I�ve been watching you for 15 minutes, Tom. 206 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,500 You should sell tickets. This is-- 207 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,900 it�s like watching someone tend a Buddhist garden. 208 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:31,900 You are a genius. 209 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,700 Is it 5:00 already? 210 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:35,500 People say I don�t do anything all day. 211 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:41,400 - Ladies? - Brynn: Oh, my stars! 212 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,300 Is that the Tom Bishop? 213 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:45,700 I thought you did paid appearances now, big shot. 214 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:47,700 Yeah, yeah. 215 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:50,300 Hi, Brynn. I got these for you. 216 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:54,600 Which is a joke I thought would be funnier. 217 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,500 Tom: You guys ready to go? 218 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,500 He�s way funnier onstage. 219 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,300 Well, that remains to be seen. 220 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,000 I mean, I have 40 laughs. Brynn, 40-- 221 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,400 I�m managing expectations. 222 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,500 Very smooth. 223 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:09,400 -40 laughs. - Brynn: Please tell me they serve alcohol at this place. 224 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,100 Val: Well, they better. 225 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:13,100 Ooh. 226 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,400 You�re going in on the restaurant, aren�t you? 227 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:23,300 I wanted to talk to you about that. 228 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:26,400 I think it would be a great opportunity 229 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:31,300 for us-- for all of us. 230 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:36,300 Well, I couldn�t have talked you out of it anyway. 231 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:44,200 But in this case, 232 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:48,200 I think you�re out of your league. 233 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,700 And that, ladies and gentlemen, 234 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:02,400 is why you never date a pediatrician. 235 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,400 My time is up. Thanks, everyone. 236 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,200 Everybody give it up for Chet Chaney, man. 237 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,300 Come on, one more round of applause for Chet Chaney. 238 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:13,000 I hate this guy. Hate him. 239 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,800 Is this the guy that Tammy-- 240 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,600 I thought you were over her. 241 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,000 Oh, I don�t care about Tammy. It�s Dale. 242 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,700 He was my little guy, 243 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,500 and we were gonna raise him together, 244 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:27,400 and now because she doesn�t want me anymore, 245 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,000 I gotta deal with the fact that this guy 246 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,100 is gonna be the one tucking him in at night, 247 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:36,800 that he�s gonna be the one that looks at him as a father? 248 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,700 It�s too much, man. It�s too much. 249 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:42,500 Come on. So you ready for this next comic? 250 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,000 Dale was your dog, right? 251 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,400 Labradoodle. 252 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,900 I think I just got the light. I�m, uh-- 253 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:52,100 - let�s go do this. - Okay. 254 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:54,900 - Break a leg. - Brynn: How is Mac funny? 255 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,700 I mean, I�ve not seen him funny one time. 256 00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,900 - I don�t get it. - Hmm. 257 00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:02,400 Uh-oh. 258 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,000 What? 259 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,300 Nothing. Nothing. 260 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:09,500 Do you think I�m out of my league? 261 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,300 With the restaurant, I mean? 262 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:14,200 Oh, honey. You�re in the majors, 263 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:18,100 and the rest of us are just playing intramural field hockey. 264 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:21,700 [ feet tapping ] When you say things like that, I could just kiss you. 265 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:23,000 Oh, well, at least wait till I get to the bar 266 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,600 so I can get some free drinks out of it. 267 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,900 - Oh. - [ chuckles ] 268 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,800 Emcee: But, um, this guy 269 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,600 is nowhere near as funny as the last dude, 270 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,400 but, hey, he�s here, so everybody give a-- 271 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:43,400 a small clap for... Mac Brown. 272 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,600 [ applause ] 273 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,000 Uh, it�s a pleasure to be here. 274 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,800 You almost missed Mac. 275 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,100 The first thing I noticed as I look around the room is we have ladies here. 276 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,700 I just like to take a moment up front and apologize to the ladies. 277 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,600 Ladies, I�m sorry I�m not better-looking. 278 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,100 I wish I was a really good-looking guy. I would take my shirt off, 279 00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,000 -dance around. You�d all be very excited. - [ applause ] 280 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,900 I had a conversation with this girl once. 281 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,500 �Cause I found out when she was in college, 282 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,300 she spent a semester in Ireland. 283 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,700 I said to this girl, "When you were in Ireland, 284 00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:10,300 were you with a lot of guys?" 285 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:13,400 And her answer was, "Don�t worry about it." 286 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,000 And that is not a very good answer. 287 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,600 That is not what you want to hear. 288 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,000 Because women have a particular kind of math 289 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,500 when it comes to hooking up, right? 290 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:22,800 If she says "two," it probably means five. 291 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,400 If she says "five," it probably means 10. 292 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,300 And if she says "Don�t worry about it," 293 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:30,500 it means they�re singing folk songs about her. 294 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,500 - [ laughter ] -In Ireland, as we speak-- 295 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,000 There is a statue of her in Dublin 296 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,700 the boys touch for good luck when they turn 13. 297 00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,600 [ cheering ] 298 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,600 Anyway... 299 00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:47,500 I try to date, you know. I date a lot. 300 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:50,100 Okay, not a lot, but I try to... 301 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,600 [ scanner humming ] 302 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,000 Doctor: Four to six months, 303 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,600 you can expect the first signs to show, 304 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,400 usually, uh, tremors in the hands and feet, 305 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:44,900 then a relatively quick decline in motor skills, 306 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:49,400 followed by agnosia, or the loss of ability 307 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:53,700 to recognize people, places, words, et cetera. 308 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:57,400 Now, the usual course of action would be to operate, 309 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,000 but, um... 310 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:04,200 the particular placement being what it is, 311 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:08,100 I�m afraid surgery is not an option, Mr. Bishop. 312 00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:13,100 How much time? 313 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,700 It�s hard to predict with tumors. 314 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,400 How much time? 315 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:21,400 Nine months, a year at most. 316 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,800 Ahem. 317 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,300 Well, then I�ll have my nurse schedule 318 00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:26,700 your first round of chemotherapy for tomorrow. 319 00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:30,600 Tomorrow... tomorrow? 320 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,600 We need to begin as soon as possible. 321 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:37,600 In the meantime, I�d like to talk about your diet. 322 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,600 Uh, not insofar as how it�ll affect your prognosis, 323 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:45,800 but rather how it�ll help you tolerate the chemotherapy. 324 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,100 [ knock on door ] 325 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,900 Since when do you knock? 326 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000 Tom... 327 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,800 What are you doing, Mac? 328 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:01,200 All right, I knew this wasn�t for me. 329 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,200 "Passages of the Heart." 330 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,400 Guy at the bookstore said it is the best 331 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,700 "your-friend-is-dying" book for under $10. 332 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:14,000 [ laughs ] 333 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,000 I-I�m sorry. I was-- I was just trying to help. 334 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,600 I know. 335 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,800 Seriously, though, how are you? 336 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,200 I�m fine. 337 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,400 How�s Val? 338 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,600 She doesn�t know, not yet. 339 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,400 Okay, not yet, 340 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,500 as in you�re waiting to see if there�s a cure? 341 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,700 There�s no cure. 342 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,600 All right, listen, Tom, I am the last guy 343 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,400 who should be giving out advice. 344 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,000 I mean, I spend $200 a month on comic books. 345 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,800 But you gotta tell her. 346 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,700 No, not yet. 347 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,700 The second Val finds out about this, 348 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,400 this whole thing becomes emotional, 349 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,600 and I don�t have time for emotion. Not now. 350 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,600 I have a plan. 351 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,200 And I need to stay focused on that right now. 352 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,900 So I was thinking about our conversation 353 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:09,800 the other night-- about Dale. 354 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,100 - My dog? - Someday soon, I will be... 355 00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:17,400 - Tom-- - ...gone. 356 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,000 - Tom-- - And when I am, 357 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,400 Valentine is gonna look for someone new. 358 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,500 And that person is going to become... 359 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,300 Phoebe�s dad. 360 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:31,200 He�s going to have breakfast at my kitchen table, 361 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,200 and sleep in my bed, 362 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,300 and watch my little girl grow up. 363 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:38,700 He�s going to teach her how to drive a car. 364 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:42,900 She doesn�t even know how to ride a bike yet. 365 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,400 I�m not gonna be here for that. 366 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,900 There are a thousand of those things 367 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:56,500 that I am not gonna get a chance to see. 368 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:59,900 I don�t know how to face this, 369 00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:03,100 knowing that the person who might become her dad 370 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,500 isn�t good enough. 371 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:11,000 I need to have a say in who raises my daughter. 372 00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:18,600 Tom, I�m-- I�m honored. 373 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,400 I mean, listen, I always thought Val was hot, 374 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,100 so that�s not gonna be a problem, 375 00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:25,100 but for you to think I�d be a good father for Phoebe, 376 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:28,100 - I mean, I just-- - Not you. 377 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,100 Fair enough. 378 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:37,000 I�m going to find my own replacement. 379 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:43,800 Is this what your meeting was about today? 380 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,900 -Because if so... - No, no. 381 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:47,600 This is just something Mac came up with. 382 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,800 Yeah, right, it was my idea. 383 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,300 You know, it�s, uh, funny. 384 00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:53,400 It�s for my YouTube channel. 385 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,200 So, okay, let me get this straight. 386 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,400 You want to put pictures of me 387 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,900 -on Singles.net? - Mm-hmm. 388 00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:04,400 And then when guys come... 389 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:08,500 - Then Mac jumps out and-- - Filming. I film. 390 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,600 Yeah, the whole thing�s being filmed, 391 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,600 - like "Candid Camera" or one of those-- - Yeah, hilar-- 392 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,600 - it�ll be hilarious. - It�s supposed to be funny. 393 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,200 We haven�t figured out all-- the ending of it-- 394 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,500 There�s things, but I�ll be funny. 395 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,200 Okay... 396 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:24,900 you�re not gonna use any of the vacation photos? 397 00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:27,500 What? No. 398 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:28,500 No. 399 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:32,000 Okay. Well, then... pftt... 400 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,500 ...cool. I mean, do what you want. 401 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:38,900 I mean, nobody watches that stupid channel anyway. 402 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:41,100 - No offense. - None taken. 403 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,600 Ahem. 404 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,700 You know, this whole thing isn�t like you... 405 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:51,700 like, at all. 406 00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:54,900 Sometimes people change. 407 00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:58,000 Mm-hmm. Not usually. 408 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:05,000 Mac: All right. Singles.net. 409 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,200 Gonna need name. Valen-- 410 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,600 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa. What, are you nuts? 411 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,000 Don�t use her real name. 412 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,700 All right, fine. 413 00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:15,400 An alias, give me an alias. 414 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,600 Um... 415 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,700 I like Nina, 416 00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:21,500 Nina Blair. 417 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,400 Nina. Okay. It�s a sexy spy name. 418 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,100 That works. Nina Blair. 419 00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:30,000 Okay, pic. Need a picture. 420 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,500 Okay, here. 421 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:33,900 Another one... 422 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:35,300 - Uh... - Okay, look. 423 00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:38,000 Here, this one. Right there. 424 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,100 Not a chance. No. 425 00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:41,900 Look how much skin she�s showing. 426 00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:43,100 Too much skin? Tom, I�ve seen 427 00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:44,900 Amish women in less than that. 428 00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:46,700 They�re gonna want to see what she looks like, okay? 429 00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,600 They�re dudes. 430 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,500 - Fine, fine. Use that one. - Okay. All right. 431 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:56,200 Oh, and one more thing before I forget-- 432 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,700 this is a stupid idea! 433 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,200 Now, interests. 434 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,600 [ keyboard clicking ] 435 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,200 [ birds chirping ] 436 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,400 That�s just something stupid Lexi left. 437 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,300 Oh, yeah? Did Lexi do this, too? 438 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:13,300 That�s what I thought. 439 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:15,300 Ready to go pick out breakfast? 440 00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:16,500 Yeah. 441 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:27,000 - Tom: Well? - Phoebe: Not yet. 442 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 That one... 443 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:36,000 looks like pancakes. 444 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,100 Really? 445 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:40,200 I see oatmeal. 446 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:43,400 Nope. It�s pancakes 447 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,100 with chocolate chips. 448 00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:47,200 [ chuckles ] 449 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,500 Those are huge chocolate chips. 450 00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:54,100 [ rattling ] 451 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,500 It�s not science, Daddy. 452 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:03,200 - It�s cooking. - I know. 453 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,700 Mommy doesn�t measure. 454 00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:06,400 She doesn�t give you chocolate chips 455 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,500 while she�s doing it either. 456 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,100 Sugar is her secret ingredient. 457 00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:15,300 Oh, yeah? You talk to Mom a lot. 458 00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:18,300 Does she ever tell you about things that she likes? 459 00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:23,900 Like, I don�t know-- 460 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:27,900 books or TV-- outside stuff? 461 00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:30,600 Are you making a "hot list"? 462 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,700 What is that? 463 00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:34,100 It�s from the magazine. 464 00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:37,700 A hot list is a list of things that someone thinks is hot. 465 00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:40,200 It�s really cool. Hanson Carter thinks 466 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:43,600 Xbox, snowboarding, and Iron Man are hot. 467 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,200 Yeah, okay. 468 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:50,100 So if I was making a "hot list" for Mom, 469 00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:52,300 what do you think might be on it? 470 00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:56,300 I don�t know. Ask Mom. Duh. 471 00:26:57,900 --> 00:26:59,200 [ chuckles ] 472 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,400 Esteban, you know I don�t like 473 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,900 the word no for an answer! 474 00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:07,600 Well, then let me say it again in Spanish. No! 475 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,400 Ha, that�s clever. Um, what if I told you 476 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,700 that we had Val Bishop on board? 477 00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:15,600 I�d ask if you got her drunk. 478 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:19,300 I am totally sober, Esteban. 479 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:21,300 Esteban, come on, please! 480 00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:24,500 Just take one chance in your life. 481 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,000 [ sighs ] 482 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,200 My wife�s gonna kill me. 483 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:36,200 Um, Esteban, I think you made a very wise decision, 484 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,600 and Val and I will not let you down, 485 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,800 and we are super excited, 486 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,200 and we�ll send you paperwork tomorrow, 487 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,800 and I�m gonna get off the phone now 488 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,100 before you change your mind. Bye. Thank you. 489 00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:45,100 - [ phone beeps ] - What?! 490 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,400 I�m sweating. 491 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,800 - You�re sweating? - Yes. 492 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,600 You�re sweating because you�re nervous, 493 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,300 and now we have good news. And this is great news, 494 00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:54,600 because between you and me and Esteban, right, 495 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:58,100 we�re gonna have the best menu, the best restaurant. 496 00:27:58,100 --> 00:28:00,100 This is gonna be frickin� amazing. 497 00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:01,500 Now we just have to think of a name. 498 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:05,200 I thought we decided on, uh... "Michael�s." 499 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:09,300 Oh, right, right. You were also flying 500 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:11,800 when you were having that dream, right? 501 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,700 Fair enough. Fair enough. Do we have an opening date? 502 00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:15,600 March. 503 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,400 - March? - Opening month. 504 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:18,900 We�re gonna miss Valentine�s Day. 505 00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:21,300 Michael, it�s better, because, God, remember 506 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:24,000 when we used to work at Maury�s? 507 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,300 Oh, yeah, Maury. He would say that "V-Day was like D-Day..." 508 00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:29,500 [ together ] "Only vurse!" 509 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:30,600 - That�s right. - Yeah. 510 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,500 So, you know, it�s too crazy. 511 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:34,300 Plus, you know, as Tom says, 512 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:36,400 Valentine�s Day is just a "made-up holiday 513 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,500 so lesser artists can sell greeting cards." 514 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:42,100 [ whistles ] What a romantic. 515 00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:47,800 I truly believe that this place is gonna be so much better, 516 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:51,200 and I also think that I�m the luckiest guy in the world 517 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,600 to have you as a partner to do this with. 518 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,000 You. Oh, I-- 519 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,200 - I feel the same way. - Good. 520 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,200 Um, I gotta go. 521 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,700 [ sighs, squeals ] 522 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:04,700 Ooh. 523 00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:07,100 All right. 524 00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:08,900 - Bye. - Bye. 525 00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:14,800 [ distant siren wails ] 526 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,000 [ voices overlapping ] 527 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,400 [ speaking faintly ] 528 00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:40,500 [ speaking faintly ] 529 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,500 [ sighs ] 530 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,900 [ sighs ] 531 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,100 When I said we needed chairs for the restaurant... 532 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:06,800 - Spring-loaded. - Yes, it is. Okay. 533 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,600 Let�s, uh, go back to the warehouse, 534 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,800 and we will start all over. Cool? 535 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,700 You got it, man. 536 00:31:17,900 --> 00:31:19,400 Hey, Tom. 537 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,100 - Hey, it�s Michael, right? - That�s right, 538 00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:24,500 and you got it on the first try this time. 539 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,300 - [ chuckles ] - [ laughs ] 540 00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:28,700 She�s in the back. Follow me. 541 00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:33,800 [ speaking Spanish ] S�, pero... 542 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,100 uh,?tienes... gluten-free flour? 543 00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:40,100 -Veinticinco pounds. - Val, someone�s here to see you. 544 00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:42,100 I don�t-- I�m all out of my Spanish. 545 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:44,800 I don�t know if I�m getting a discount or buying his boat. 546 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,400 Yeah, it�s-- it�s Tom. 547 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,700 S�, but... 548 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:53,600 necesito veinte cajas de tomates 549 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,300 y diez cajas de lechuga... 550 00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:57,800 - See you, Tom. - Hey, you, too. 551 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,500 pero organic,por favor. 552 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:02,100 Uh, cebollas tambi�n. 553 00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:03,400 Okay? 554 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,800 Gracias. 555 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:08,400 Okay. Gracias. Bye. 556 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,400 - Hey! - Hey. 557 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,400 What are you doing here? 558 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,700 I just realized today that I haven�t 559 00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:18,000 visited you at work in a while. 560 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,100 Ever. 561 00:32:20,100 --> 00:32:21,200 Right. 562 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,400 So I figured I�d stop by and say hello. 563 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,700 Is everything okay? 564 00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:29,300 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 565 00:32:29,300 --> 00:32:30,500 I thought maybe we could go 566 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:33,300 grab a cup of coffee. 567 00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:35,300 Talk. 568 00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:37,200 Coffee? 569 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,000 Yeah. 570 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,600 So... 571 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,400 how is work coming? 572 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,700 You made any progress on the painting? 573 00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:06,600 I haven�t really thought about it all that much. 574 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,900 - Hmm. - What about you? 575 00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:11,200 How�s-- how�s the restaurant coming? 576 00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:15,100 It�s good. 577 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,000 Okay. 578 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,700 Mm-hmm. 579 00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:23,500 Um, okay. 580 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:26,500 How is it good? 581 00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:30,000 It�s... fine. 582 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,800 I mean, I like it-- I like it. 583 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,800 I don�t-- 584 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:43,400 I�m trying to... catch up with you, 585 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:47,200 and I don�t-- apparently, I don�t know how to do it. 586 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,900 Okay. Well, um... 587 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,000 what would you like to talk about? 588 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,400 - [ clatters ] - Oh, fiddlesticks. 589 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,900 No idea. 590 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,300 - [ groans ] - Just leave it. 591 00:34:02,300 --> 00:34:07,200 So how�s that fake dating project with Mac going? 592 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,900 Um... 593 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:13,500 it�s progressing slowly. It�s Mac. 594 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:15,100 - Mm-hmm. - So... 595 00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:17,700 still working on it. 596 00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:20,500 Sounds painful. 597 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:22,700 It has its moments. 598 00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:24,900 Hmm. 599 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,200 [ sighs ] 600 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,900 "Fiddlesticks"? 601 00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:36,500 - [ both laugh ] - Val: It... 602 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:38,200 - You said that. - Yeah. 603 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,700 [ both laugh ] 604 00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:48,600 - Fiddlesticks? - Yeah. 605 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:05,000 [ laughter on TV ] 606 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,500 - TV host: So was it crazy... - [ sighs ] 607 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:10,500 Man on TV: Things, you know, don�t change in that department, uh... 608 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,500 [ host laughs ] Your wife is-- 609 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,300 your wife�s gonna be listening to this. 610 00:35:14,300 --> 00:35:18,500 -My wife appreciates the fact... - 104? 611 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:21,700 104 winks in an hour. 612 00:35:21,700 --> 00:35:23,700 Come on. Let�s make our picks. 613 00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:28,100 Tom, I-- I can�t-- I�m working. 614 00:35:28,100 --> 00:35:30,700 What? This is how comedians work. 615 00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:32,900 Think I want to eat pizza and watch TV? 616 00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:34,700 TV host: Yeah, any stalkers? Anybody... 617 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:37,800 All right, fine. I needed a break anyway. 618 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,100 - Ahem. - Let�s go. 619 00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:54,700 [ snickers ] 620 00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,600 [ laughing ] Sorry. 621 00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:01,300 Oh, you�re lucky you had a clip-on at our wedding. 622 00:36:01,300 --> 00:36:02,700 Yeah. 623 00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:04,900 And you�re lucky that Phoebe and Lexi 624 00:36:04,900 --> 00:36:09,700 gave me a 10-minute sleepover mommy break. 625 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:12,200 - [ sighs ] - Ooh... 626 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,200 You really going through with this? 627 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,200 It seems like a fun idea. 628 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,600 See, that�s what I mean. 629 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,600 That is not the Tom I know. 630 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,800 You never dress up for me, 631 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,300 and Mac asks you to, 632 00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:28,400 and suddenly you�re Dapper Dan. 633 00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:34,900 Something up? 634 00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:38,400 What do you mean? 635 00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:42,300 I don�t know. 636 00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:47,700 I�m not sure what�s really going on, 637 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:51,000 but, um... 638 00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:56,800 sometimes when people drift apart, uh... 639 00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,000 sometimes when people drift apart, 640 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,200 the distance isn�t as big as you imagine it to be. 641 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,800 Did we drift apart? 642 00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:11,000 Little bit. 643 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:19,400 But I like this. 644 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:25,800 I like that you�re interested in me all of a sudden. 645 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,700 I like that we went to coffee, but I-- 646 00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:33,000 I like that you like it. 647 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,400 Why do I get the feeling like you�re hiding something? 648 00:37:40,700 --> 00:37:44,800 Something really bad. 649 00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:56,500 Val... 650 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,300 This one�s new. 651 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,100 - Hmm? - This. 652 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:14,900 Uh, no. 653 00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:17,900 Phoebe gave it to me last Mother�s Day. 654 00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:20,200 It�s a paintbrush. 655 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,400 "So you�ll always have Daddy around." 656 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,600 [ sighs ] 657 00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:34,400 Tom. 658 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:40,900 Hmm? 659 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:46,000 Everything�s under control, Val, like always. 660 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,500 I have to go. 661 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:07,500 [ music playing ] 662 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,000 - Oh, hey, here he is. - All right. 663 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,700 [ phone camera chimes ] 664 00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:22,000 What are you doing? You�re actually gonna film this? 665 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,200 Go get him, tiger. Make this happen. 666 00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:29,800 - Man: Hey. - Hey 667 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,700 Can I get a bourbon neat? 668 00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:33,400 Just well is fine. 669 00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:36,500 [ sighs ] 670 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,400 Thank you. 671 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,800 Excuse me. I�m saving that for somebody. 672 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,900 I know. 673 00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:46,500 Nina, right? 674 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:51,400 You�re Dan, and... 675 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,100 you�re here to meet Nina. 676 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,700 And this is what I get for trying new things-- 677 00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:58,400 - lunatics. - No, no, no, no. 678 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,000 Listen, I�m Nina. 679 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,500 Just back away. 680 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:06,000 Whoa. Obviously, I�m not Nina. 681 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,400 I mean, Nina isn�t even Nina. Nina is Valentine. 682 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,400 - Get out of my way. - Hang on, please, please. 683 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,600 Listen. I�m not some freaky, weird guy here. 684 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,300 - Just hear me out, okay, Dan? - Mm-hmm. 685 00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:17,700 - My name is Tom. - Mm-hmm. 686 00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:20,200 Valentine is my wife, 687 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:24,700 and I think you might be perfect for her. 688 00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:28,900 [ grunts ] 689 00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:29,900 [ groans ] 690 00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:31,200 Okay. 691 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:36,600 Believe it or not, this is the best date 692 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,900 I�ve ever been on from Singles.net. 693 00:40:38,900 --> 00:40:40,500 Stop that. 694 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:42,200 - And cut. -[ phone chimes ] 695 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,900 Want to see the-- want to see the punch? 696 00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:46,000 - I don�t want to see the punch. - Slow motion. 697 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,300 You deserved it. 698 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,400 Mac: Chemo? Really? 699 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,400 Why did you think doing this by yourself was a good idea? 700 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,400 All right? Do you know how dumb you have to be 701 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,000 for me to be the responsible one, Tom? 702 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,100 Monumentally dumb! 703 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:45,500 That�s how dumb you have to be. 704 00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:48,600 Val should be there with you, okay? 705 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,600 I need to spend more time with her. 706 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,000 Okay, good, okay. This is what I�m saying, yes-- 707 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,200 So I can find better matches on Singles.net. 708 00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,500 You�re still a lunatic. 709 00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:02,100 Gotta get the profile perfect, Mac. 710 00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:04,400 She�s at the park right now with Phoebe. 711 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,100 Listen, Tom, I did two semesters 712 00:42:06,100 --> 00:42:08,100 of psychology at Trenton State, okay? 713 00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:10,700 This is what we call "classic avoidance." 714 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:13,600 I am not taking you to the park. 715 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,600 Brynn is with them. 716 00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:18,200 I�ll be honest, Val. 717 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:21,100 It all sounds suspicious. 718 00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:23,900 Yeah, I was worried you�d say that. 719 00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:27,100 - Yeah. - Okay. 720 00:42:27,100 --> 00:42:29,600 Honestly... 721 00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:32,900 this is gonna sound weird, 722 00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:34,900 but as big as the pit is 723 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:36,200 in my stomach right now, 724 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,800 I�m actually enjoying him. 725 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,700 Is that weird? 726 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,800 Well, then I guess you�ll just have to decide. 727 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,900 Are you waiting on a bad surprise or a good surprise? 728 00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:51,000 [ sighs ] 729 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000 Daddy! Daddy! 730 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,500 So we-- we asked the park ranger 731 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:57,000 where the prettiest flowers were, 732 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,600 and he said it was you guys-- girls. 733 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,700 Thought you had a meeting. 734 00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:02,000 - Huh? - Meeting. 735 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,900 With Biron. 736 00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:05,800 Oh, right. Yeah, he had to cancel. 737 00:43:07,700 --> 00:43:09,800 Daddy, come play with me on the playground. 738 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:13,000 Uh, Daddy�s feeling a little tired, baby. 739 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,100 I�ll be over in a few minutes. 740 00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:17,400 I�ll play with you, Pheebs. 741 00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:21,300 Well, are you coming or not? 742 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,500 So you gotta show �em how it�s done. 743 00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:30,400 He�s really bad. He�s really... 744 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,700 - Mac: I�m not bad. - All right, all right. 745 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,500 You okay? 746 00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:43,300 Yeah. 747 00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:46,300 You don�t look so good. 748 00:43:46,300 --> 00:43:49,200 Oh, God-- are you smoking again? 749 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,500 No, no. I�m not smoking again. 750 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:56,200 Just-- I�m just tired, is all. 751 00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,400 Okay. 752 00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:01,800 Still haven�t taken down that awful fence. 753 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,000 Oh, that�s right. That�s right. 754 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,200 This is "the most aesthetically 755 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,900 unappealing park in Los Angeles." 756 00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:11,500 Just because you say it that way 757 00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:14,100 doesn�t mean it isn�t true. 758 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,800 What are you doing here? 759 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,500 Do you remember in college 760 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:26,800 when you were on the all-girls bowling team? 761 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,300 Yeah. 762 00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:31,000 Well, whatever happened to that? 763 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,200 [ chuckles ] 764 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,200 [ laughs ] Do you still bowl? 765 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:40,200 Have you seen me bowl lately? 766 00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:45,100 We should bowl. 767 00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:46,500 - We should bowl? - Mm-hmm. 768 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:48,500 Let�s go bowling. 769 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,800 Tom: Now I see why you quit bowling. 770 00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,900 You stink. 771 00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:01,900 But I�m winning, 772 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:04,500 so that means you stink... 773 00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:08,800 More than you do. But these are-- these are artist�s hands. 774 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,300 They�re not meant for bowling. 775 00:45:10,300 --> 00:45:12,800 Oh, no. [ groans ] 776 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,500 All right, last frame. [ claps ] 777 00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:16,600 - Last chance for glory. - Okay. 778 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,400 Do something special, Val. 779 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:23,900 [ Tom gasps ] 780 00:45:26,100 --> 00:45:29,100 - Ah! - Whoo! 781 00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:31,000 [ laughs ] Nice! 782 00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:34,200 Now that is more like it. 783 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:35,400 - Okay. - Thank you. 784 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,400 You bowl one more strike, 785 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,900 I have to make out with you when we get to the car. 786 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:46,200 And if I don�t bowl a strike? 787 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,800 You-- 788 00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:56,400 Never mind. 789 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,900 I love bowling all of a sudden. 790 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,600 Dang. 791 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:23,000 Looks like I�m buying pizza, huh? 792 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,900 Not while we�re bowling. 793 00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:28,000 What�s the matter with you? Greases up the fingers. 794 00:46:31,300 --> 00:46:33,800 Move. 795 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:38,400 So, Glen, what else do you do besides bowling? 796 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,300 Oh, you want to chat a little bit, 797 00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:43,200 share our feelings? Is that what you want to do? 798 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,700 Because I�m here to bowl, okay? 799 00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:47,000 I let you talk me into this date. 800 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,000 I�ll be damned if I�m gonna let you ruin my bowling. 801 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,200 Step over there. 802 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,400 Further. You�re all up on my back. 803 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:58,400 Get-- sit down. Sit down. 804 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:11,500 d Dusting off the sun in my eyes d 805 00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:16,000 d Drifting in warm, blue skies d 806 00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:19,800 d Well, I�m... d 807 00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:23,500 d A million miles away... 808 00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:28,000 Whoa--! [ laughs ] 809 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,200 Okay, that was funny. Really funny. 810 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:35,400 [ silent ] 811 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,400 Tom, listen. 812 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,600 "Winelover61" is officially... 813 00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,500 20 minutes late. 814 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:50,300 He�s not gonna make the tasting. 815 00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:51,800 Take me to the wine tasting. 816 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,800 I drink the wine for free. 817 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:55,000 -It�s not a date. - Mm-mm. 818 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,400 It�s just me drinking wine. 819 00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,500 It�s not that big a deal. 820 00:48:03,700 --> 00:48:06,000 - Tom. - [ sighs ] 821 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,100 Biron: Hey. 822 00:48:10,300 --> 00:48:12,500 Tom? 823 00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:15,000 Where�s he going? 824 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:19,000 Hey, uh, you know where I can get some condoms around here? 825 00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:23,800 You look nothing like your picture. 826 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,600 43? Really? 827 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,900 That�s the age you go with? 828 00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:35,400 d So show me where your love is d 829 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:44,700 Is "yoga" Greek for difficult? 830 00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:48,100 It�s Greek for "you�re a baby." 831 00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:51,400 Down. Sink lower. 832 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,600 Oh... no, thank you. [ laughs ] 833 00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:56,600 You are smoking again, aren�t you? 834 00:48:56,600 --> 00:49:00,500 Not smoking, just old. 835 00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:01,600 All right. 836 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,900 Got an easy one for you, "old man." 837 00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:09,300 Chair pose. Plant your feet, sit into it. 838 00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:10,600 Up. Hands up. 839 00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:16,700 Chair pose is good. 840 00:49:16,700 --> 00:49:20,100 d A million miles away 841 00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:24,800 d So show me where your love is... d 842 00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:32,200 You know, we�re all dying. 843 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,500 Your speech was moving, 844 00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:37,900 but, dude, imagine the dinosaurs. 845 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,400 Yoga one day, extinct the next. 846 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,400 - Dinosaurs doing yoga? -Exactly. 847 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,300 They weren�t promised tomorrow. 848 00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:49,000 Neither were we. 849 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,800 What is the best way to make God laugh, Tom? 850 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,800 What? 851 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:57,700 Best way to make God laugh is to make a plan. 852 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,600 That said, 853 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,700 your wife is smoking crazy hot, 854 00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:06,900 so if your offer is a real one, you can-- 855 00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:08,700 you can tell her she just found 856 00:50:08,700 --> 00:50:11,700 a brand-new downward-facing dog. 857 00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:25,200 I don�t think Cindy ever really even loved him. 858 00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,600 I think she was just doing it for the publicity. 859 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,400 Daddy, you always think the worst. 860 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,300 Maybe it just didn�t work out. 861 00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:33,700 Maybe. 862 00:50:33,700 --> 00:50:34,700 Didn�t work out with who? 863 00:50:34,700 --> 00:50:36,500 Who are you talking about? 864 00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:39,000 - Hanson... - Carter. 865 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,700 - Tom, Phoebe: Duh. - Val: Oh. 866 00:50:40,700 --> 00:50:43,600 You know what? Why don�t you just ask him yourself? 867 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:48,200 Right. When would I ever get to meet Hanson? 868 00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:51,700 Well, his mall tour starts next week 869 00:50:51,700 --> 00:50:53,900 at our mall... 870 00:50:53,900 --> 00:50:56,700 on Valentine�s Day... 871 00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:58,600 and you�re going! 872 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,400 What?! [ laughing ] 873 00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:02,900 [ whispers ] What? 874 00:51:02,900 --> 00:51:04,800 I read about it in "Teen Scene." 875 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,000 - "Teen Scene"? -Yes. 876 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,800 Oh, my God! 877 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,600 - I have to go call Lexi. - Okay! 878 00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:14,800 - Phoebe: Yeah! - Tom: Go call Lexi. 879 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:18,300 -Daddy, thank you! - You�re welcome! 880 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:20,900 [ silent ] 881 00:51:20,900 --> 00:51:22,600 Wow. 882 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:23,600 Good, right? 883 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,800 Eh, pretty good. 884 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,900 We should-- what? 885 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:33,200 Huh? What�s... 886 00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,700 - What...? - Okay, hear me out. 887 00:51:35,700 --> 00:51:38,600 I know you hate Valentine�s Day 888 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,000 because of your name and-- 889 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,300 It�s not because of my name. 890 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,600 You try making 900 orders of tortellini in two hours. 891 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,700 But can I at least get you to agree 892 00:51:51,700 --> 00:51:54,800 to go on a date with me on the 14th? 893 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,000 Phoebe�s gonna be at the concert. 894 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,400 I talked to Brynn. She�s gonna take her, 895 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,600 which gives us the night. 896 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:03,700 [ thunder rumbling ] 897 00:52:03,700 --> 00:52:05,800 You never want to do anything. 898 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,800 Neither do you. 899 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:11,100 You want to take me out for Valentine�s Day? 900 00:52:11,100 --> 00:52:12,200 Mm-hmm. 901 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:16,500 I�m not gonna lie. I am confused, but... 902 00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:19,700 I am going with it. 903 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,400 How do you do that? 904 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,300 Do what? 905 00:52:27,300 --> 00:52:31,900 Let yourself be carried away by life like that? 906 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,400 I don�t know. 907 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,600 Do you ever get tired 908 00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:41,000 of paddling against the current? 909 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,900 You stop paddling, you drown. 910 00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:48,100 I�m breathing just fine. 911 00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:55,500 Yeah. 912 00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:58,100 I do get tired sometimes. 913 00:52:58,100 --> 00:52:59,800 I wish I didn�t have to be that way. 914 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,000 You don�t. 915 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,900 You could talk to me. 916 00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:07,400 Talk to me. 917 00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,200 - Yeah... -[ knocking on door ] 918 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:24,400 Ahem. 919 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,800 [ knocking on door ] 920 00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:30,200 - Michael. - Tom. 921 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,400 - Val: Mike? - Hey, come in. Come on. 922 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,400 Thanks. 923 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:35,600 Whew. 924 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,900 Oh, my God. Is something wrong? 925 00:53:37,900 --> 00:53:40,900 Oh, no. No, no. Um... 926 00:53:40,900 --> 00:53:42,600 you left your phone at the restaurant, 927 00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,600 so I just didn�t want you to worry. 928 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,900 I put Saran Wrap on it. 929 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:52,300 Mike, I could have gone a day without my phone. 930 00:53:52,300 --> 00:53:56,100 Or just use the Find My iPhone app. 931 00:53:56,100 --> 00:53:59,200 The-- come on, Val. It was in the manual. 932 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,300 We can track our phones. 933 00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:02,400 Ah-choo! 934 00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:04,500 Did you drive down here with the top open? 935 00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:06,500 Um-- ah-choo! 936 00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:08,200 Mm. 937 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,300 Top�s broken. 938 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,400 Mike. 939 00:54:22,900 --> 00:54:24,700 - Thank you. - Just-- 940 00:54:24,700 --> 00:54:26,100 It�s no problem. 941 00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:28,200 I just didn�t want you to worry 942 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,200 and you needed it and then an accident happened 943 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,300 and you didn�t have it or something, so... 944 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,700 I, uh... 945 00:54:35,700 --> 00:54:37,300 just... 946 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,000 Okay, I�m gonna go back to the restaurant. 947 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,300 - I�ll drive you. - No, I�m good. It�s-- it�s letting up. 948 00:54:46,100 --> 00:54:49,400 [ thunder rumbles ] 949 00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:54,000 Yeah. 950 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:03,400 Okay... 951 00:55:05,700 --> 00:55:07,700 this is the point in the date 952 00:55:07,700 --> 00:55:11,000 where I like to give the speech. 953 00:55:16,300 --> 00:55:20,300 "I would like to introduce you to my wife. 954 00:55:20,300 --> 00:55:22,000 She is young, 955 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,900 she�s beautiful, 956 00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:26,600 and pretty soon, 957 00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:29,300 she�s going to be a widow. 958 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:33,300 I haven�t told her this yet, 959 00:55:33,300 --> 00:55:36,000 but every doctor that I have talked to 960 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,600 has told me the same thing-- 961 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,400 nine months to a year. 962 00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,800 And when that happens, 963 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:45,700 Valentine is going to be alone. 964 00:55:45,700 --> 00:55:49,900 You�re dying? You�re dying. 965 00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:54,000 [ sighs ] 966 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,200 Man, I�m so sorry. 967 00:55:59,300 --> 00:56:01,400 Do you like her? 968 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,000 Do I like your wife? 969 00:56:10,700 --> 00:56:11,800 Sure. 970 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,900 I mean, we get along great at work. 971 00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:14,900 She�s terrific. 972 00:56:14,900 --> 00:56:17,000 I mean, she�s a genius. 973 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,100 Really, this restaurant�s just gonna... 974 00:56:19,100 --> 00:56:21,400 [ whistles ] take off, but... 975 00:56:32,900 --> 00:56:35,800 Yeah, I like her, Tom. 976 00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,300 She�s the whole package, but you know that. 977 00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:39,600 That�s why you married her. 978 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,300 We�re friends. I mean... 979 00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:51,200 maybe under different circumstances-- 980 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,400 Wait. How would you want to meet her 981 00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:56,000 under "different circumstances"? 982 00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:02,600 If I said yes, which I�m not, 983 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,600 how would this work? 984 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:11,400 You, me, and Val would spend time together, 985 00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:15,200 and I would watch the two of you together, 986 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:19,100 and if it felt right... 987 00:57:20,300 --> 00:57:23,100 then I would introduce you to Phoebe. 988 00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:26,500 And if my baby girl thinks 989 00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:30,800 you�re the best thing since Hanson Carter, 990 00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:33,500 - then... - Then what? 991 00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:35,000 [ laughs ] 992 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,300 Then you would just hand over the keys to your house? 993 00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:44,700 Then I would tell Val... 994 00:57:44,700 --> 00:57:47,600 how I feel-- tell her that I like you, 995 00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:50,300 plant the seeds. 996 00:57:51,700 --> 00:57:53,700 Whew. Okay. 997 00:57:55,100 --> 00:57:56,900 What about Val? 998 00:57:56,900 --> 00:57:59,700 - Does she know about any of this? - No. 999 00:57:59,700 --> 00:58:02,800 She doesn�t, and I would like to keep it that way, 1000 00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:06,200 - even after. - This is so out there, Tom. 1001 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:09,600 I mean, I�m truly sorry for your situation, 1002 00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:12,100 I am, but... 1003 00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:17,600 this has "disaster" written all over it. 1004 00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:25,500 Let me show you something. 1005 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:31,400 You film me one more time... 1006 00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:32,900 - [ Tom laughs ] - No, okay. 1007 00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:35,200 Um, uh, okay! 1008 00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:36,500 - Phoebe: You ready? -We�re ready. 1009 00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:38,000 Val: No, no. On the count of three! 1010 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,300 - Tom: Okay. - Val: Okay. 1011 00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:43,400 Val, Tom: 1, 2, 3. 1012 00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,200 Val: d Here comes the bride 1013 00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,700 d All dressed in white... d 1014 00:58:48,700 --> 00:58:50,800 Val�s wedding dress. 1015 00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:52,100 [ humming ] 1016 00:58:52,100 --> 00:58:54,600 Phoebe wanted to feel like a bride. 1017 00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:58,700 Val: Let me see your shoes and the veil. 1018 00:58:58,700 --> 00:59:01,600 [ both humming ] 1019 00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,900 [ mock British accent ] Oh, perfect, darling. 1020 00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:06,000 Oh, gorgeous. 1021 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,300 Daddy, put the camera down. 1022 00:59:08,300 --> 00:59:10,500 You have to give me away. 1023 00:59:19,300 --> 00:59:22,300 I had to stop, because... 1024 00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:25,400 I�m never gonna see that. 1025 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,300 Michael... 1026 00:59:34,300 --> 00:59:37,100 the thing that I have figured out from all this 1027 00:59:37,100 --> 00:59:41,800 is if you have a chance 1028 00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,600 to love somebody, 1029 00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,900 you gotta take it... 1030 00:59:46,900 --> 00:59:48,000 and hold on to it. 1031 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000 You can�t take it for granted. 1032 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:53,800 Don�t tell me you don�t want this, 1033 00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:56,600 because you�ll live to regret it or worse. 1034 01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:01,800 [ sighs ] 1035 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,100 So how do we do this? 1036 01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:18,400 - Tom: Welcome to the dream date. -[ laughter ] 1037 01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:20,800 - Tom: You heard it. - Val: All right. 1038 01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,700 - What�s up, Mac? - Mike: What you got? 1039 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:28,300 - Tom: Anytime. - This is killing me. 1040 01:00:31,900 --> 01:00:34,100 - Hmm. - Brynn: Babe... 1041 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,300 Not bad. Not bad at all. 1042 01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:38,900 Not great at all. 1043 01:00:38,900 --> 01:00:42,900 So you guys do this every Friday night? 1044 01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:44,400 Yeah. 1045 01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:48,300 Really? That�s cool. Thank you for inviting me. 1046 01:00:48,300 --> 01:00:50,500 Thanks for coming, man. 1047 01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:52,500 - You�re up. - I�m up. 1048 01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:54,700 I�m up. 1049 01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:58,800 Oh, I got this. 1050 01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:04,200 Bear with me. 1051 01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:09,300 Val: What? 1052 01:01:09,300 --> 01:01:10,600 Brynn: Oh. 1053 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:13,600 -What? - "Zizivah." 1054 01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:16,500 - "Zizivah"? -It�s a type of weevil. 1055 01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:19,100 A weevil�s a kind of beetle. 1056 01:01:19,100 --> 01:01:21,700 There are kinds of beetles? 1057 01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:23,000 Yeah. 1058 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,100 Tom: And you know this? 1059 01:01:24,100 --> 01:01:26,200 I can�t even count that high. 1060 01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:27,300 This actually reminds me 1061 01:01:27,300 --> 01:01:29,200 of Esteban trying to cut an onion. 1062 01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:30,800 "Valentine..." 1063 01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:33,200 "Valentine, I think I cut my thumb off again." 1064 01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:35,400 [ laughter ] 1065 01:01:37,100 --> 01:01:38,600 That�s actually funny. 1066 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,200 You know, if you cursed more, 1067 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:42,300 I think you could open for me. 1068 01:01:42,300 --> 01:01:43,800 Thanks, man. 1069 01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:46,800 - Who�s Esteban? - Val: He�s-- 1070 01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:47,700 He does it a lot. 1071 01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:49,800 Esteban is great at start-ups, 1072 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,900 bad at slicing. 1073 01:01:53,900 --> 01:01:56,700 Okay. Your turn. 1074 01:01:56,700 --> 01:02:00,200 [ Val groans ] 1075 01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:07,700 [ Mike speaking faintly ] 1076 01:02:10,900 --> 01:02:14,600 I learned this. It�s called the slide. 1077 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,900 You learn well. That is perfect. 1078 01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:20,700 Mike: Pretty, right? 1079 01:02:20,700 --> 01:02:22,900 [ rattling ] 1080 01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:29,400 Mike: No, you didn�t! 1081 01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:40,000 [ laughter ] 1082 01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:51,800 - Mike: Terrible. - Val: Terrible. 1083 01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:52,600 Hey. 1084 01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,200 Hi. Hi. You scared me. 1085 01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,400 We got it. 1086 01:02:57,700 --> 01:03:00,600 We got this. Come on. I�ll walk you out. 1087 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:03,300 - All right. - Okay. 1088 01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:04,600 Um, thank you for a lovely evening, 1089 01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:06,000 - and I�ll see you Monday. - Thank you. 1090 01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:09,300 - I had fun. This was fun. - Me, too. 1091 01:03:11,100 --> 01:03:13,800 Okay. Bye. 1092 01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:21,500 You were so right! I just had to loosen up 1093 01:03:21,500 --> 01:03:22,800 and-- and be myself and try not to think 1094 01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,500 about how weird this whole thing is 1095 01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:25,900 so I can actually have a good time. 1096 01:03:25,900 --> 01:03:27,500 She�s not yours yet. 1097 01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:29,600 Excuse me? 1098 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,100 She�s still my wife. 1099 01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:33,900 I know. I was just saying-- 1100 01:03:33,900 --> 01:03:37,300 No, I�m just saying that as long as I�m still alive, 1101 01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:40,900 you keep things respectful, okay? 1102 01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:44,700 You know, I-- I don�t get you. 1103 01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:46,800 You talk me into this thing, 1104 01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,600 and then when it goes the way that you want, 1105 01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:50,100 you all of a sudden can�t handle it. 1106 01:03:50,100 --> 01:03:52,800 I can handle it fine. I just don�t want you to-- 1107 01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:55,100 You don�t want what? You don�t want what? 1108 01:03:55,100 --> 01:03:57,100 You don�t want me beating you at Scrabble, 1109 01:03:57,100 --> 01:03:59,300 cleaning up bottles? 1110 01:03:59,300 --> 01:04:02,200 Tom, you have-- 1111 01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:04,200 you have such a wonderful wife. 1112 01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:05,700 Yeah, I know how great she is. 1113 01:04:05,700 --> 01:04:09,100 Do you? Do you know how great she is? 1114 01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:15,000 Listen... 1115 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:19,600 you either want this, or you don�t, okay? 1116 01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:22,500 If you want to stop this, then I�ll respect you, 1117 01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:24,900 but you need to make your mind up, damn it. 1118 01:04:24,900 --> 01:04:28,700 �Cause every moment that I spend with her, 1119 01:04:28,700 --> 01:04:30,900 I�m greedy for another. 1120 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:42,900 [ car door slams ] 1121 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,000 [ engine starts ] 1122 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:51,600 Michael, wait up a second. 1123 01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:57,100 [ waves crashing ] 1124 01:05:02,100 --> 01:05:04,700 I can�t believe I�m out with my guy on Valentine�s Day. 1125 01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:06,800 - Mm-hmm. - Nice. 1126 01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:08,700 Mm-hmm. 1127 01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:12,200 Where are we? 1128 01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:16,000 I found this great, little out-of-the-way place. 1129 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,500 It�s brand-new, was supposed to be closed, 1130 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:20,700 but I have an in with the owners, so... 1131 01:05:20,700 --> 01:05:23,000 Oh, Tom, the chefs and the waiters and-- 1132 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:26,200 Ah, they were more than happy to do it. Trust me. 1133 01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:28,800 Hm... what�s the name of it? 1134 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:31,200 [ chuckles ] 1135 01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:34,300 You really have no sense of direction. 1136 01:05:34,300 --> 01:05:37,600 What am I supposed-- am I supposed to know where I am right now? 1137 01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:39,700 Here. 1138 01:05:39,700 --> 01:05:41,200 What is--? What? 1139 01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:44,200 - This is your gift. - I don�t understand. 1140 01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:46,900 [ clicks ] 1141 01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:57,300 [ gasps ] I... 1142 01:05:57,300 --> 01:06:00,400 Biron represents a glassblower who needed the money. 1143 01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:02,500 It was kind of a last-minute thing. 1144 01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:04,000 Michael and I rigged it up this morning. 1145 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:07,400 If you want to change the font or any part of it, we can-- 1146 01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,900 It�s-- it�s perfect. 1147 01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:13,400 Michael-- did you talk to Mike? 1148 01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:14,500 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1149 01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:17,000 He thought it was a great idea. 1150 01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:21,000 - Really great guy. - Yeah. 1151 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,000 I really like him a lot. 1152 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:26,800 But enough about him or anybody else. 1153 01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:29,700 Tonight is about you and me, 1154 01:06:29,700 --> 01:06:32,100 so close your eyes. 1155 01:06:33,300 --> 01:06:36,100 - I�m nervous. - [ chuckles ] 1156 01:06:36,100 --> 01:06:38,600 Oh, my God, I can�t believe you did that. 1157 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,500 - Keep your eyes closed. - Okay. 1158 01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:48,200 Eyes closed. 1159 01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:50,200 [ giggles ] 1160 01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:53,700 - Okay, you ready? - Wait, I don�t know. 1161 01:06:53,700 --> 01:06:56,700 - Um... okay. - Open �em. 1162 01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:01,600 Val: Oh, my God. When did you...? 1163 01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:06,100 Michael and I put the finishing touches on it. 1164 01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:19,600 [ French accent ] Ah, a seat for madame? 1165 01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:22,400 [ laughs ] What? 1166 01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:24,600 Mm, thank you. 1167 01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:26,300 You�re welcome. 1168 01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:27,800 That is the worst-- 1169 01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:30,500 that is the worst French accent I�ve ever heard. 1170 01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:34,100 I am sure I don�t know what you are talking about. 1171 01:07:34,100 --> 01:07:36,000 I was born in Paree. 1172 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:39,600 Oh,je suis d�sol�, monsieur. 1173 01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:41,500 Huh. [ grumbles ] 1174 01:07:41,500 --> 01:07:45,500 How do you say... "show-off"? 1175 01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:47,600 I don�t know. [ laughs ] 1176 01:07:48,700 --> 01:07:53,800 Well, I already know who our waiter is. 1177 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:56,700 Who�s our chef? 1178 01:07:56,700 --> 01:07:58,200 You�re looking at him. 1179 01:07:58,200 --> 01:07:59,500 Oh, yeah? 1180 01:07:59,500 --> 01:08:01,100 I searched high and low 1181 01:08:01,100 --> 01:08:03,300 through all the finest food stores 1182 01:08:03,300 --> 01:08:07,200 in Los Angeles to find this. 1183 01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:10,500 Oh, my G-- That�s impressive. That�s the good stuff. 1184 01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:12,100 I even learned how to boil water. 1185 01:08:12,100 --> 01:08:14,700 - Oh, my. - Here goes nothing. 1186 01:08:14,700 --> 01:08:15,800 Okay. 1187 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:17,900 If you hear screaming... 1188 01:08:17,900 --> 01:08:20,200 Don�t hurt yourself. 1189 01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:23,000 [ music playing ] 1190 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:27,200 d If there�s one thing I�d do d 1191 01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:30,900 d I�d love you forever... d 1192 01:08:34,700 --> 01:08:37,700 [ laughs ] 1193 01:08:37,700 --> 01:08:40,600 Whoa. 1194 01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:42,200 [ groans ] 1195 01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:43,800 Hey, you okay? 1196 01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:46,400 Mm-hmm. [ grunts ] 1197 01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:49,300 Brain freeze. 1198 01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:51,100 [ laughs ] 1199 01:08:51,100 --> 01:08:55,300 Well, I can-- I can help you with that. 1200 01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:02,400 d That would quench the feelings d 1201 01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:06,800 d That I have for you... 1202 01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:15,000 [ Val moaning ] 1203 01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:19,700 Phoebe won�t be home for an hour. 1204 01:09:19,700 --> 01:09:21,700 Not till-- not till morning. 1205 01:09:21,700 --> 01:09:23,100 I texted Brynn from the restaurant. 1206 01:09:23,100 --> 01:09:27,100 - Yeah? God, I love you. - [ laughs ] 1207 01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:29,800 [ rips ] 1208 01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:32,000 - Whoa. - [ laughs ] 1209 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,200 [ Val laughing ] 1210 01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:19,700 [ sighs ] 1211 01:10:23,700 --> 01:10:26,800 [ sobbing softly ] 1212 01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:30,800 Hey. 1213 01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:34,400 - [ sobbing ] - Oh, my God. 1214 01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:36,600 Babe. 1215 01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,800 What�s wrong? 1216 01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:41,300 Hey, talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me. 1217 01:10:41,300 --> 01:10:43,600 Hey, you�re scaring me. 1218 01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:45,300 [ gasping ] 1219 01:10:45,300 --> 01:10:48,300 Tom, you�re scaring me. 1220 01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:01,200 Val: Maybe there�s another specialist. 1221 01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:05,400 - No. - [ sobbing ] 1222 01:11:14,900 --> 01:11:17,300 [ whispers ] I just want to tell you to wait. 1223 01:11:17,300 --> 01:11:21,400 Wait. I don�t want you to go. 1224 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:55,300 Val: Why did you keep this from me? 1225 01:11:57,300 --> 01:11:59,300 It was a mistake. 1226 01:12:07,700 --> 01:12:10,500 How are we gonna tell her? 1227 01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,300 [ sniffles ] 1228 01:12:15,300 --> 01:12:18,100 We�ll figure something out. 1229 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:49,200 [ sighs, coughs ] 1230 01:13:00,900 --> 01:13:03,100 [ panting ] 1231 01:13:08,100 --> 01:13:10,200 [ thumps ] 1232 01:13:12,700 --> 01:13:15,600 [ bangs ] 1233 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:18,400 [ coughing ] 1234 01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:20,900 [ hacking ] 1235 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:27,100 [ panting ] 1236 01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:39,500 [ chuckles ] 1237 01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:10,000 [ clicking ] 1238 01:14:24,700 --> 01:14:26,400 [ birds chirping ] 1239 01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:31,500 That one looks like a watermelon. 1240 01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:34,300 Hey, baby girl... 1241 01:14:34,300 --> 01:14:37,200 Okay, maybe an egg. 1242 01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:39,200 It�s early, Daddy. 1243 01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:43,000 Hey, do you remember when Rufus got sick? 1244 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,200 Daddy, 1245 01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:47,500 are you trying to make me cry? 1246 01:14:49,100 --> 01:14:51,300 He got sick... 1247 01:14:51,300 --> 01:14:54,100 and we had to drive him to the vet 1248 01:14:54,100 --> 01:14:56,400 and put him to sleep. 1249 01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:59,100 But it wasn�t anyone�s fault. 1250 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:07,500 Sometimes, things like that just happen... 1251 01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:10,100 no matter how much we wish that it didn�t. 1252 01:15:10,100 --> 01:15:13,400 I know that. Daddy, what are you-- 1253 01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:17,000 Baby, I�m gonna be your daddy forever. 1254 01:15:22,500 --> 01:15:25,200 And if you ever get scared... 1255 01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:29,000 or lonely... 1256 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:33,000 you can look up at these clouds and you can find me there. 1257 01:15:34,900 --> 01:15:37,600 Daddy, I don�t understand. 1258 01:15:43,300 --> 01:15:46,900 It�s okay. You don�t have to. Not now. 1259 01:15:46,900 --> 01:15:49,700 Then why are you crying? 1260 01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:01,100 Because I�m thinking about... 1261 01:16:01,100 --> 01:16:04,800 [ Tom sighs ] 1262 01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:10,300 ...ice cream. 1263 01:16:11,700 --> 01:16:14,700 That�s what I see up there. Do you see it? 1264 01:16:17,100 --> 01:16:19,600 For breakfast? 1265 01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:23,500 Why the hell not, kiddo? 1266 01:16:24,900 --> 01:16:27,500 Come on. Let�s go jump in the car 1267 01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:30,400 before Mommy wakes up and spoils our plan. 1268 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,700 [ faint whirring ] 1269 01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:03,600 [ birds chirping ] 1270 01:17:06,900 --> 01:17:10,200 - Wow. - Tom: Yum! 1271 01:17:12,300 --> 01:17:13,800 Took you long enough. 1272 01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:15,000 Your text said early. 1273 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:16,500 What kind of ice cream truck 1274 01:17:16,500 --> 01:17:18,300 makes its rounds at 7:00 a.m.? 1275 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:21,000 The kind you pay a lot of money to. 1276 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,200 What�s your flavor? 1277 01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:24,200 Uh, pralines and cream. 1278 01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:26,700 Dumb it down a little. Ice cream truck. 1279 01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:30,000 - Chocolate? - Good. 1280 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,400 Michael, this is Phoebe. 1281 01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:34,600 Phoebe, this is Michael. 1282 01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:35,900 Hey, Pheebs. 1283 01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:38,100 How do you know my nickname? 1284 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:40,700 Because I can read minds. 1285 01:17:40,700 --> 01:17:42,200 No, you can�t. 1286 01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:43,500 How do you know that I can�t? 1287 01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:46,000 Your head would be bigger. 1288 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,600 [ chuckles ] 1289 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:52,200 - Fair enough. - Tom: Let�s go. 1290 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:54,200 - Mike: You�re eight? - Yeah. 1291 01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:55,900 Oh, cool. 1292 01:17:55,900 --> 01:17:59,800 - What�s your favorite class? - I don�t have one. 1293 01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:01,400 - You don�t have a favorite class? - No. 1294 01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:04,400 You know what mine was? Calculus. 1295 01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:07,200 Phoebe: Huh? What�s that? 1296 01:18:44,700 --> 01:18:47,000 [ silent ] 1297 01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:54,700 Radio DJ: Hey, we�ve been promising it all week, 1298 01:18:54,700 --> 01:18:57,600 and now here it is, kids. Star 98.7 1299 01:18:57,600 --> 01:18:59,300 has the L.A. premiere of the new 1300 01:18:59,300 --> 01:19:02,900 Hanson Carter single, "You�ll Always Be My Girl." 1301 01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:04,400 Phoebe! 1302 01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:07,700 Phoe-- 1303 01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:10,700 [ winces ] 1304 01:19:15,400 --> 01:19:17,700 [ silent ] 1305 01:19:20,700 --> 01:19:23,000 [ winces ] 1306 01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:24,400 Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. 1307 01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:27,900 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 1308 01:19:27,900 --> 01:19:29,800 - Are you sure? - Yeah, I�m fine. I�m fine. 1309 01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:32,500 I just-- I got a little dizzy. I�m good. 1310 01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:35,200 - Do you need a doctor? - No, no, no, no, no. 1311 01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:37,100 No, no. 1312 01:19:37,100 --> 01:19:40,300 Last time I went to a doctor, they told me I was dying. 1313 01:19:42,900 --> 01:19:45,000 That was a joke. 1314 01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:48,300 Heh. Just a joke. 1315 01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:00,900 You�re gonna take care of her, right? 1316 01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:04,900 Right? 1317 01:20:04,900 --> 01:20:06,800 Yeah, Tom. 1318 01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:09,600 Promise me. 1319 01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:14,000 [ sighs ] 1320 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:15,700 Tom, what are you doing? 1321 01:20:15,700 --> 01:20:19,500 Promise me that no matter what happens, 1322 01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:22,000 you�re going to follow through... 1323 01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:25,800 that you�re the guy. 1324 01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:28,900 I need to know that you�re the guy. 1325 01:20:31,300 --> 01:20:34,700 Tom, I don�t know that anybody can make that promise. 1326 01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:40,800 But I will tell you that I�ll try my best. 1327 01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:45,800 Fair enough, Michael. 1328 01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:53,900 Drive her home for me, okay? 1329 01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:58,400 Okay. 1330 01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:13,700 Recording: Hi. It�s Tom Bishop. I can�t take your call. 1331 01:21:13,700 --> 01:21:17,000 Please leave a message, and I will call you back. 1332 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:18,700 [ remote beeps ] 1333 01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:25,800 Where�s Tom? 1334 01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:28,500 - We just left him-- - Where, Michael? Where? 1335 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:31,300 At the park. 1336 01:21:31,300 --> 01:21:32,900 Listen. Listen. 1337 01:21:34,500 --> 01:21:36,900 Okay, listen. 1338 01:21:37,900 --> 01:21:39,700 Come here. Okay. 1339 01:21:39,700 --> 01:21:41,700 Listen, Uncle Mac is coming from Aunt Brynn�s house. 1340 01:21:41,700 --> 01:21:43,000 Ooh. Are they going out now? 1341 01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:45,300 Phoebe, focus! Okay, I want you to go inside. 1342 01:21:45,300 --> 01:21:46,400 I don�t want you to open up the door 1343 01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:48,700 for anyone else except Mac, okay? 1344 01:21:48,700 --> 01:21:49,900 - Mm-hmm. - Do you understand? 1345 01:21:49,900 --> 01:21:50,900 Mm-hmm. 1346 01:21:50,900 --> 01:21:52,100 Okay. 1347 01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:55,600 I�m so sorry, Val. I heard he�s-- 1348 01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:57,100 Why were you even together? 1349 01:21:57,100 --> 01:21:59,800 - He asked me for help. - Help with what? 1350 01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:03,300 It�s-- it�s complicated. 1351 01:22:03,300 --> 01:22:05,100 Yeah, uncomplicate it for me, Michael. 1352 01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:10,400 - Does he have his phone? - Yes, of course he has his phone. 1353 01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:13,900 All right, let�s go. Track his phone. 1354 01:23:08,900 --> 01:23:11,600 He told me why he did it, Val, and... 1355 01:23:15,900 --> 01:23:18,700 it makes sense. 1356 01:23:18,700 --> 01:23:21,100 Go home, Michael. 1357 01:23:36,900 --> 01:23:39,200 [ Val screaming ] Tom! 1358 01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:41,700 Tom! 1359 01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:50,000 You shouldn�t be here! 1360 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:53,700 You selfish, selfish son of a bitch! 1361 01:23:53,700 --> 01:23:55,000 He told you? 1362 01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:58,200 - I am your wife! - I know! I know. 1363 01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:02,600 All of this has been for you and Phoebe. 1364 01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:04,000 I am not some puppy 1365 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:06,000 you could just give away to someone 1366 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:08,100 when you think they need a better home! 1367 01:24:08,100 --> 01:24:10,000 - I am your wife! - I know! I know! 1368 01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:12,800 I�m trying to do what is best for you. 1369 01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:15,500 Look. Take a close look, 1370 01:24:15,500 --> 01:24:16,800 because this is just the beginning. 1371 01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:19,100 Val, this is just the beginning. 1372 01:24:19,100 --> 01:24:21,000 It�s gonna get so much worse. 1373 01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:23,100 I don�t want you to see me like that. 1374 01:24:23,100 --> 01:24:26,900 You don�t get to tell us what we want! 1375 01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:30,100 What was this, the-- the lone martyr 1376 01:24:30,100 --> 01:24:33,300 walks out into the ocean to die? You kidding me? 1377 01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:37,400 You want to choose how you die? 1378 01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:39,700 Here�s your choice. 1379 01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:43,000 You come home, and you stay with me and Phoebe 1380 01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:45,700 and your friends and your family... 1381 01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,700 and the people who love you... 1382 01:24:51,700 --> 01:24:54,800 remembering the amazing life that we have. 1383 01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:59,300 Or you can die right here. 1384 01:25:00,900 --> 01:25:04,300 I�m not gonna sit here and watch you kill yourself. 1385 01:25:11,100 --> 01:25:13,100 Val! 1386 01:25:18,800 --> 01:25:21,000 I don�t know what to do. 1387 01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:27,100 [ sobs ] I don�t know what to do. 1388 01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:33,200 Shh. Shh. 1389 01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:46,100 I�m sorry. 1390 01:25:47,200 --> 01:25:50,000 [ sobbing ] I�m so sorry. 1391 01:26:00,500 --> 01:26:02,100 How did we get here? 1392 01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:07,300 You�re a control freak. 1393 01:26:08,300 --> 01:26:10,000 Right. 1394 01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:16,800 And you�re lucky Michael�s good with words. 1395 01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:19,800 If he hadn�t explained everything so well, 1396 01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:22,100 I would have killed you myself. 1397 01:26:22,100 --> 01:26:23,800 He�s good with words, is he? 1398 01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:25,400 He�s excellent with words. 1399 01:26:25,400 --> 01:26:26,800 - Huh. - He�s excellent. 1400 01:26:26,800 --> 01:26:28,100 And model handsome. 1401 01:26:28,100 --> 01:26:30,100 I mean, you have really good taste in men. 1402 01:26:30,100 --> 01:26:31,700 You could set me up anytime. 1403 01:26:31,700 --> 01:26:35,000 Okay, okay. Enough. 1404 01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:39,900 Don�t ever try anything stupid like that again. 1405 01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:49,500 You still love me? 1406 01:26:49,500 --> 01:26:51,300 [ sighs ] 1407 01:26:52,300 --> 01:26:56,000 Loving you was never the problem. 1408 01:26:57,300 --> 01:26:59,300 I like you. 1409 01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:03,100 I like you very much. 1410 01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:07,300 I like you, too. 1411 01:27:31,900 --> 01:27:33,300 You can�t let go. 1412 01:27:33,300 --> 01:27:36,500 Do I look like somebody who would let go of you? 1413 01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:38,100 Michael! 1414 01:27:38,100 --> 01:27:40,600 - Oh! - Mac: That is hurtful. 1415 01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:42,800 That�s a hurt-- that�s a hurtful thing to do. 1416 01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:45,100 - Sorry. - Doesn�t trust me. 1417 01:27:45,100 --> 01:27:46,600 It takes a while. It�s okay. 1418 01:27:46,600 --> 01:27:48,800 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 1419 01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:51,900 Don�t push her if she�s not ready. 1420 01:27:51,900 --> 01:27:53,800 She�s ready. 1421 01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:56,500 You�re ready, right? 1422 01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:57,700 [ whimpers ] Uh-uh. 1423 01:27:57,700 --> 01:28:01,000 Michael: Two...three... 1424 01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:03,300 - Here we go. - Mm-hmm. 1425 01:28:03,300 --> 01:28:05,300 - Don�t let go! Don�t let go! - Come on, you got it. 1426 01:28:05,300 --> 01:28:07,400 No, don�t-- okay, okay, okay! 1427 01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:09,500 [ all cheering ] 1428 01:28:09,500 --> 01:28:12,700 Whoo, Phoebe! 1429 01:28:12,700 --> 01:28:14,500 Val: Oh, my God! 1430 01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:34,600 Daddy, I�m doing it! I�m doing it! 1431 01:28:55,200 --> 01:28:58,000 [ instrumental music playing ] 99090