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In "Three Contributions to the
Theory of Sex", Freud wrote...
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about the fantasies and
Illnesses of disturbed sex.
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His theory is that life falls into four
phases: Oral, Anal, Phallic and Genital.
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Sexual hang-ups involve
a fixation at one phase.
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This film is designed in a broad and
humorous way to illustrate a psychiatrist's...
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treatment of a girl, and his use of a ploy
and the power of suggestion to overcome...
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that fixation and the ultimate maturation
of the girl into the genital phase.
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The use of the power of suggestion in
the sexual evolution of the girl...
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is based on fables written about by Wilhelm
Jensen in the famous "GRADIVA".
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Helen, I'm home.
- Linda? I'm in here, hon.
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That's a pretty site.
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I really hope I'm not interrupting.
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No, not at all.
They are your groceries too.
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Give me a hand putting them away,
will you hon?
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I really want another cigarette,
will you hon?
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Mind if I smoke
while your 'eating'?
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No, not at all.
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Where are you going, love?
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I'm gonna slide off another bannister.
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Think he wants some warm supper.
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Boy, that was good.
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Why don't you take a dip,
it will cool you off.
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No, maybe later.
- Got any more lotion?
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Love?
- What?
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Suntan oil.
- Oh, here.
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You alright?
- Yeah I'm fine, what makes you say that?
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You, the way you're acting.
You've been moping around all day.
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It's us, me, the way we live.
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What the hell is wrong
with the way we live?
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With my alimony check and your
old man's allowance, we'll do alright.
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Who's got it better?
- Alright, what are you doing tonight?
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I don't know, dinner,
probably go to the Dogs.
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With whom?
- You know. What's his name?
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There, that's it.
I'll never forget what's his name.
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Look Helen, there's got to be more
to life than just screwing around.
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Boy, you sound like you're
ready to settle down.
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The house, the kids and all that.
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But not for me, Love.
I've been to that place.
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That's just it.
I can't get married.
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I know of at least a half a dozen guys that
would just jump at the chance to marry you.
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It wouldn't work. I would be
miserable and make him miserable too.
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Why?
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Sex.
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Sex?
- Yes, I don't enjoy it.
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What do you mean you don't enjoy it?
- Alright, that's not all together right.
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It makes me feel so tingly all over, and then...
- And then what?
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Nothing. There should be
more to sex than a lot of little tingles.
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There should be bells ringing, dams
bursting, bombs going off, something.
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Do you want to get off or
do you want to wreck a city?
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Helen please, be serious.
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Then you've never gotten off?
- No.
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Never?
- Never.
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Oh, what the hell honey.
Different strokes to different folks.
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Maybe you're not doing it right.
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How do you mean?
How many ways are there?
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There is a lot more to fucking than just
bam bam thank you ma'am.
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You gotta find what is right for you.
- How?
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Experimenting.
What do you say, we get a bunch of guys up here?
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Someone's got to get
your bells ringing, OK?
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OK, the way I feel,
I'll try anything.
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Hi, how are you?
- Fine, how are you?
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Good. We're not late or anything, are we?
- No, you're just in time.
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You'll have number 11.
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You'll have 12.
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Just have a drink, sit down, relax
until your number is called.
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What are we doing, holding a raffle here?
- I never win anything anyway.
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Don't worry honey, everybody gets a piece of this action.
- Promise?
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Who has number 11?
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Come with me, you're next.
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I can't handle it, man.
You should have been here 2 minutes ago.
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How about you?
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Anybody left?
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What's a nice joint like
you doing in a girl like this?
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How did you get here?
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Well listen, honey. You called me,
I didn't call you.
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Some days nothing seems to go right.
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Well, what now?
- I don't know. How many was it?
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14. Not counting those that wouldn't cry.
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That's terrible English.
- All right, those who came twice.
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Well, since it's your idea,
what am I gonna do?
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You didn't get off once?
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Sure I did, a hundred times,
and it was great, but...
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But what?
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Not real, you know like: Bells ringing and
dams bursting and bombs going off.
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There you go again.
You wanna get off or destroy a city?
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Please Helen, get serious.
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What can I do?
- I don't know, let me think.
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How about...
- What?
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Dr. Young.
- A doctor?
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A psychiatrist. A real thing,
but as horny as hell.
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He might be able to do the trick.
- I don't understand.
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Well, you might have a mental block.
Or something.
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A mental block?
- A hang up...
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A block. Where you wanna do something,
your brain says like, you know...
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...you can't do that, because of
an old pattern that was developing.
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Well it's, it's really quite common.
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Perhaps you've had a traumatic
experience as a child.
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No, I do not think so.
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Nothing unpleasant that could have possibly
turned you off to sex? When you were younger?
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You're getting me all wet, please stop it.
- Oh, I'm sorry. Nurse!
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Nurse, Miss Lovelace is
done with her bubbles.
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Hmm, nothing turns you off to sex.
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Listen Doctor, please,
I'm not turned off to sex.
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I enjoy it. In fact I can spend the
rest of my life getting laid.
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Well then, what's the problem?
- I don't know, something's missing.
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Something is missing?
- Yes.
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There should be more to it
than a lot of little tingles.
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I wanna hear bells, bombs.
And dams bursting.
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Rockets red glare.
- Bombs bursting in air.
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Gave proof through the night
that our flag was still there.
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Be serious.
- Nurse! Nurse!
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Take that away.
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There's your problem.
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You say that you want more out of
sex than just a lot of little tingles.
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Yes, I want to hear bells and bombs.
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Yes, we've just been through that, miss
Lovelace, let's not do that one again.
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You know, I think your problem might
be physical, in stead of psychological.
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Have you ever had an
internal examination?
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No, I don't think so.
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Step into my examination room,
I wanna take a look at you.
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We will have a look at you.
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Oh, miss Lovelace,
those will have to go.
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Nurse, sterilization please.
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That will be all, thank you.
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Let's have a look. Let's lift your leg.
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Oh, that's amazing!
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Would you tell me, somebody
forgot his watch, huh?
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No, no no.
It's truly amazing!
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Miss Lovelace, you don't have one.
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Of course not, I am a woman,
I'm not supposed to have one
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No, I don't mean one of those,
I mean, well you...
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You don't have a clitoris.
There is no clitoris here.
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Are you sure?
- Of course I'm sure, here, take a look.
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Well, I'll be damned.
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Hmm, no wonder you hear no bells.
You have no tinkler!
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That's not funny!
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Now now, Miss Lovelace, please.
Try to compose yourself.
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Tell me something... When you get laid,
that is when you have sexual intercourse...
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what excites you on the most?
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Giving head.
- Really, giving head?
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What do you feel?
- Sort of excited.
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Where?
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You'll laugh.
- No no, miss Lovelace, I won't laugh.
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I get excited...
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here.
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Come, missis Lovelace, let me have
a look in there. Open your mouth.
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Open your mouth wider.
Wider, A A A A A.
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Well, there it is.
You little bugger! There it is!
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What?
- Your clitoris is deep down in the bottom of your throat.
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Listen, having a clitoris deep down in the bottom of
your throat is better than having no clitoris at all.
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That's easy for you to say.
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Suppose your balls were in your ears.
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Then I should hear myself coming.
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Listen, we have the problem solved.
All we have to do now is find a solution.
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Like what?
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Like... Deep Throat.
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Deep what?
- Throat.
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Have you ever taken a penis all the way
down to the bottom of your throat?
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No, I try, but I choke.
- Well, now I hear it's a matter of discipline.
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You have to learn to relax the muscles...
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You have to regulate your breathing
to the movement of your head.
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You make it sound so easy.
- Well, it is!
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Try it. You'll like it.
- Well, what have I got to lose?
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Come, you try it with me.
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Come, dear.
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Now I'm gonna tell you,
the way it has to be.
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And if you pay attention
I'm sure that you will see.
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Just relax your muscles
and once you hit that spot.
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Keep right on pushing
and give it all you got.
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Now we've found your tinkler
the solution is quite clear
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For if we both can hit it now
the bells you'll surely hear.
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Oh, Dr. Young, how could I ever repay you?
You saved my life.
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I'm a fulfilled woman.
I've heard the bells at last.
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Oh, Dr. Young, marry me.
I want to be your slave.
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Linda, I can't marry you.
- What do you mean, you can't marry me?
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My nurse, she won't let me.
And how much...
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Deep throat do you
think I can take?
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Oh no, you're not getting off that easy.
You've shown me the way.
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And now you wanna throw me out on the
street to go from one man to another?
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What, are you are crazy? It's all your fault.
Don't you understand? I need it. I need Love.
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Calm down. Listen, I'm not throwing you
out. You can find your love and happiness.
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In the meantime, you can come to work for me
here in the office and make some house calls.
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I don't understand.
- You don't have to...
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That is...
I'll make you a physiotherapist.
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I don't know anything about physio...
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I'll teach you, I'll teach you.
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Would you really, Dr. Young? When do we start?
- Right now, if you like.
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Oh, the sooner the better.
Will I need anything?
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Just a uniform.
- No equipment?
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Linda, you were born with all the
equipment you will ever need.
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I'd like to teach you all
to screw in perfect harmony.
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I'd like to see you all get laid.
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I'd like to see you all get laid
but leave a piece for me
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Case 358. Albert Finster.
Age 25, bachelor.
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Has an obsession in finding out that
really do go better with coke.
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Relax your muscles, my dear.
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I'd like to try a little trick
please don't think less of me
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I'd like to drink a little coke
where you used to be
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Now, it's the real thing
come, lick my straw
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It's the real thing
now baby come and ask for more
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Case 653. Jacob Maltz. Age 52.
He's a widower, no children.
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Has not had sexual intercourse
since his passed away 3 years ago.
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And refuses to go to bed with
anybody until he's married.
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He has recently developed
severe pains in the groin
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believed pains to be a
result of sexual abstinence.
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I've sent my therapist over, miss
Linda Lovelace, to relieve the pain.
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Tell me Mr. Maltz, how do you feel now?
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Wonderful. I haven't felt this
good since my poor Sarah passed away.
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I'm so glad.
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You don't know how good it makes me feel,
to know that I've been of some help to you.
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You're an angel. You've helped me. Maybe you can
give me a treatment like that, 2 or 3 times a week?
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I'll be glad to, Mr. Maltz.
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But are you sure you can afford it?
These are expensive treatments, you know.
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Don't worry, money is no object.
Look, I got Blue Cross.
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Case 007. Dr. Young, that is old Dr. Young
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Trying to ball two nurses simultaneously.
Can't go on.
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How much of this deep throat
do you think I can take?
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Wounded in the line of duty. Near death.
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Case 218. Wilbur Wayne. 26.
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Heir to the Wayne
Hula Hoop fortune.
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Exceptionally shy and retiring.
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He's only aroused when he feels
he is overpowering his partner.
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He assumes the role of a burglar, and
likes to believe he's raping his victim.
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I believe Linda Lovelace is ideally suited
to bring him out of this dilemma.
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Also, if she is attracted to him,
they would be well suited to each other.
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How is that?
- Oh, just fine dear.
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I need a big strong man.
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Who are you? What do you want?
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This is a stickup.
Your money, or your life.
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Oh please, don't hurt me. You can have
anything you want, but don't hurt me.
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Here, but please, don't hurt me.
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No, I'm gonna to rape you.
Don't cry out. I've got this gun.
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OK, but please, don't hurt me.
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Oh no! You're supposed
to be frightened.
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I'm sorry, Wilbur.
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Let's do it again.
I'll do it better this time.
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Well, you always spoil it.
Don't want me to have any fun.
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You're so masterful, Wilbur.
I just can't help myself.
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I get all weak when you come
here with that mask and all.
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Come on Wilbur, let's go to bed.
You've got me all hot.
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Oh, OK. But remember,
I'm raping you.
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If you don't do everything I say,
I'm gonna shoot ya.
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OK, masked marvel. Anything you say.
You know I do anything for you.
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Would you really?
You're not just saying that?
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No, I mean it, really.
You've got me all tingly inside.
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I love you Linda, marry me?
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I'll make you happy. Please.
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Oh Wilbur, I like you,
but I can't marry you.
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Why can't you marry me?
Don't you believe I love you?
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It's not just that, I believe you.
It's just, well...
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well... the man I marry has to...
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The man I marry has to have a 9 inch cock.
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Oh, I see, in that case I don't
blame you for not wanting me.
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Wilbur, It's my fault, not yours.
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It's always something. All my life.
Something has always messed me up.
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Just think, I'm only 4 inches
away from happiness.
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It's Dr. Young's fault.
- Yeah, that Dr. Young.
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Hey Wilbur, why don't you give him a call?
Maybe he can do something.
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You know, like an operation
or some silicone injections.
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You really think so?
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Maybe. It's worth the try.
Come on, give him a call.
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Hello, Dr. Young, it's Wilbur.
Yes, you've gotta help me.
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I'm in love. With Linda.
We want to get married.
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Thank you. There is only one problem
she needs a 9 inch cock.
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Doctor, please help me?
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I'm only 4 inches away from happiness.
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You can?
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Any size I want?
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Tomorrow?
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Oh, wonderful, wonderful.
I'll see you then, thank you.
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He said he could do it.
He can cut it at any size you want.
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