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Eroticism can also be a splendid litmus paper
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which reveals moods, thoughts, emotions and feelings.
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lt is an expressive and ideological picklock,
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a magnifier to discover the most deeply hidden drives of the human soul.
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Like in this short movie
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where the asexual behaviour of the characters
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shows us some tasty truths about the characters themselves.
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For example, the narcissism of how one wants to appear
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often hides a person's true nature.
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ln this case, a chavinistic arsehole
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becomes frustrated and impotent and his wife cheats on him.
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TlNTO BRASS presents
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A Magic Mirror
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STOP SLOWlNG DOWN
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Back!
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ls that OK?
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Giulia!
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Did you go to the locksmith for the new lock?
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l went but it was closed.
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And the phone connection?
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l talked to Telecom, they're coming tomorrow.
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Also, the guys for the washing machine. l told them to come at 1 1am.
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Shit! l told you to make it 12pm.
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They couldn't do it at 12pm.
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They can't come here when you want them to.
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- lt was at 1 1am or in two days and l said... - Yeah, yeah. lt's all right.
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And what did the carpenter say?
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lt was closed as well. There was a mad traffic jam this evening.
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l'd told you to stop by the shop.
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You don't have to necessarily go to the one downstairs.
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- You could go yourself. - Try to remember tomorrow.
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Do l have to do everything?
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Who went shopping and to buy the plants?
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Fuck it!
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What happened?
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Nothing, nothing.
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Be careful with those plates. They're from my mother.
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Yes!
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Why don't you get out of that bath and come and help me?
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You've been in there for half an hour.
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Since we've got this house l've been doing everything.
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Are you getting the door?
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- Of course. Who else would get it? - Of course!
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- Hi, Walter. - Hi.
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- Do you want a hand? - No worries. l'll do it.
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- Who is it? - lt's Walter with the new mirror.
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- l bet he's having a bath. - Good guess!
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- What does he need another mirror for? - Oh, Walter!
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Come here!
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Sit down.
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You're always bathing and making yourself ''pretty''. lt's an obsession.
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l don't deny it. Everyone has an obsession.
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l heard you lost yesterday as well.
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- Who told you? - l heard it.
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People never mind their own business.
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Anyway, you deserve it. What did l tell you? Don't listen to that arsehole.
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- Let's not talk about it. - You're just a berk.
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- l told you... - Stop it. l don't want to talk about it.
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Anyway, thank you for the mirror. Giulia can't put it up, though.
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What does it have to do with Giulia? lt's your job.
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lf you did it, it'd be as if l was doing it myself anyway.
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l don't understand.
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You're doing me a favour.
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- lt's obvious! - Don't talk bullshit or l'll break that mirror.
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Where do you want me to put it?
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Next to the door.
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All right.
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How do you manage to live with him?
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l've only been here for five minutes and he's made me mad already.
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l know what you mean.
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- Sometimes he seems a bit dumb. - He's not at all. He's a son of a bitch.
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- Don't offend your mother. - Let's not even talk about it.
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- Don't make jokes about things like that. - Who's joking?
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She's making me go mad.
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''Sandro is so good! Sandro said that. Sandro did that.''
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What about me? Without me she'd be on the streets. He'd never take her with him.
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lt's just that you're too good.
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You mean a berk.
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You two are so different.
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lt's hard to believe you're brothers.
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You're telling me.
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Close to the door, OK?
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Close to the door.
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Not too high!
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Not too high.
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- Not too low either. - Not too low either.
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l want to be able to see my whole body.
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Remember you're at least four inches shorter than me.
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Arsehole. He's a total arsehole.
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- He's like that. - He always does what he likes.
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My mother dotes on him because he's an actor.
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And what an actor he is. ln four years he only did one photo soap opera.
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- lt's a hard profession. - We all know what his profession is.
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- He has an audition on Monday. lf... - Again.
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Every week there's one.
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Hello!
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Yes, but l...
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l don't give a toss. You should've thought about that beforehand.
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You didn't get it, then. You didn't get it. You have to bring me the money.
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There's fucking nothing to explain.
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Listen to me. Either you bring the money tomorrow or you're in trouble.
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Hang up.
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Bloody hell.
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They all want to have a life of crime.
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And then they shit themselves.
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Excuse me.
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Could you give me a hand?
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Of course.
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- Giulia, l'm sorry. - Fuck off!
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Bloody hell, such a slap!
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lnstead of staying here doing nothing, go help my brother. Go.
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l want to be with you.
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Come on, fucking hell! He's doing us a favour.
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So? Are you deaf?
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Move your arse!
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As you like.
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The sponge.
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So, do you still want a hand?
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Look at your face.
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Are you insane?
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l don't know if it's that stuff you snort or going to the gym that makes you like this.
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What are you doing?
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l was joking.
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- Come on. - Leave me alone.
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l was joking. Stop it.
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Go and get me the hairdryer.
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Where is it?
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Where do you think it is? ln the kitchen?
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lf it's not in the bathroom, it must be in the gym bag.
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These fucking Sicilians.
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That girl doesn't understand that if she wants to stay, she has to work.
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She has to work.
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lt won't be long before l send her back to her village.
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One second.
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Do you know what she asked me the other day?
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She comes to me and says,
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''Can l go out with my friend?''
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She said it was someone's birthday.
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l slapped her hard.
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All right. l'm going to dry my hair.
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lf l don't fix it straight away, l will never manage.
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The other day, l had like a horn.
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l had to wash it again.
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- Who have you had an affair with? - Nobody.
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- l never... - Never?
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Never.
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Never say never.
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Well. What is it?
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l just wanted to check if you needed anything.
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That's a first.
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Walter. Sandro is here.
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- l can't, Walter. - Why?
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Wait for him to leave.
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And then we can do everything you want.
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- Everything? - Everything, yes.
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You picked the wrong brother.
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Yes.
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So, do you want me?
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l've been wanting you for years.
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You could have told me before.
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You could have told me.
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- l'll finish here then l'll give you a hand. - Really?
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l don't need it. l've nearly finished.
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What's wrong? Are you all right?
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What's that face for?
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l feel a bit stressed. Maybe l'm a bit tired.
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Well, go to bed early and tomorrow you'll feel fine.
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- You're so beautiful. - Am l?
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ls this how you wanted it?
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Perfect. Thank you, little Walter!
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lt's OK. lt took me less than 20 minutes.
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Bloody hell! You're ace. lt'd take me 20 minutes to make that drill work.
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You should learn.
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You reckon? l want to leave these little satisfactions to you.
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Do what you like.
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You look so pretty! Are you going out?
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With friends?
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- With a gorgeous chick! - First time to shag her?
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- Already shagged her. - Same tactics.
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Of course. ''Would you give me a hand?''
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You'll stay overnight?
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- But you will be late? - l don't know. Are you a detective?
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Don't get pissed off.
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- l left a bit of mess. Will you clean it up? - Giulia will do it.
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Can you show Walter out?
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Yes.
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For you.
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- You're giving me half a million lire? - You've been doing a lot for me.
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By the way, can you tell Mum l'll come and see her on Sunday?
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She'll be happy. Can you stay with her on Tuesday?
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Tuesday? No, l can't.
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- Fuck it. For once l ask you a... - l can't, l've got something to do.
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Something important. l'll tell you later.
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- Bye, Sandro. - See you, Walter.
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Are you coming back? l'll wait for you.
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You bet!
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- The green tie? - With the others.
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As soon as you see the car leaving.
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While you're waiting.
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You're mad.
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