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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,167 --> 00:00:11,284 Lux Film and Toto are pleased to bring you a show 2 00:00:11,327 --> 00:00:14,444 at the San Carlo theater, Naples on the evening of... 3 00:00:14,487 --> 00:00:19,481 ... February 24,1904. 360th performance. 4 00:00:25,607 --> 00:00:28,997 A French-style farce by Eduardo Scarpetta 5 00:00:56,407 --> 00:00:59,399 Setting: between Naples and Sorrento. Time: the present. 6 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:26,357 Prices: Dress circle boxes-3 liras. Upper circle boxes - 2.30 liras 7 00:01:26,407 --> 00:01:29,080 Stalls - 1.80 liras. Gallery - 0.95 liras. Standing 0.50 liras. 8 00:01:29,127 --> 00:01:32,722 lt seems no one wants to miss+D15 this play by Scarpetta. 9 00:01:32,767 --> 00:01:34,837 360 performances. 10 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,878 "Dress circle 3 liras, stalls 1.80 liras." 11 00:01:37,527 --> 00:01:40,485 Prices are getting out of hand! 12 00:01:47,127 --> 00:01:49,277 Amalia, it's late, you know. 13 00:01:49,327 --> 00:01:51,158 How are you? 14 00:01:51,207 --> 00:01:53,084 -Fine, and you? -Not too bad. 15 00:01:54,567 --> 00:01:57,286 Pasquale, wait for me in the usual place. 16 00:01:57,647 --> 00:02:00,161 -Shall we go? -Just a moment. Vincenzo, 17 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:03,119 -go and pick up the tickets. -lt's already late. 18 00:02:03,287 --> 00:02:06,324 ls it true what they say, that it's a risque show? 19 00:02:06,367 --> 00:02:09,439 -Why, are you afraid for...? -Not for me, for Vincenzo. 20 00:02:09,527 --> 00:02:12,724 -Vincenzo? How old is he? -He's 24. 21 00:02:12,767 --> 00:02:15,281 He'll certainly have a lot of experience of these things! 22 00:02:15,327 --> 00:02:17,716 -That may well be, but... -Didn't you read the playbill? 23 00:02:17,767 --> 00:02:20,201 "French-style farce". A light comedy! 24 00:02:20,247 --> 00:02:24,763 lt's a play to make you laugh, and laughter chases troubles away. 25 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:27,157 Maybe you're right. 26 00:02:27,207 --> 00:02:29,960 Any subject is acceptable when we can joke about it! 27 00:02:30,007 --> 00:02:32,043 -Then you agree! Shall we go? -Yes, let's go. 28 00:02:32,087 --> 00:02:34,396 The show's about to start.! 29 00:02:50,007 --> 00:02:54,239 -Go on! Keep moving! -Don't be so rough! 30 00:02:54,487 --> 00:02:56,762 You're a vulgar ruffian! l'll teach you manners! 31 00:02:58,767 --> 00:03:00,917 Have another laugh about the style of my hat.! 32 00:03:01,207 --> 00:03:04,916 Excuse me for entering without knocking. 33 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:07,242 When you're dealing with ruffians of that kind, you must be patient. 34 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:09,960 -Let me have a look at you.. -Me? 35 00:03:11,647 --> 00:03:13,558 -Why? What's the matter? -Are you new? 36 00:03:13,607 --> 00:03:15,916 Actually, l've already been used a few times but it doesn't show. 37 00:03:15,967 --> 00:03:19,482 l meant is it the first time you've been here? 38 00:03:19,527 --> 00:03:23,076 Yes, it's the first time. People often said l should go to jail.. 39 00:03:23,127 --> 00:03:25,800 l kept putting it off, but now l'm here. 40 00:03:25,847 --> 00:03:28,566 May l introduce myself? Faina, pickpocket. 41 00:03:28,607 --> 00:03:30,837 Pleased to meet you. Felice, womanizer. 42 00:03:30,887 --> 00:03:33,799 l hurt you, didn't l? 43 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:36,919 -My goodness, how strong you are! -l'm a man of steel. 44 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:41,597 That's why l'm a womanizer. Women love strong men like me. 45 00:03:42,527 --> 00:03:45,121 To look at you, one wouldn't think you're so strong. 46 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:48,557 l know. lt's because the force in me is well hidden. 47 00:03:48,727 --> 00:03:51,799 l only look weak.. My hands are like vices.. 48 00:03:51,847 --> 00:03:54,759 Every time l touch myself l do damage and come up in bruises. 49 00:03:55,367 --> 00:03:58,484 -Why are you here? -Why am l here? 50 00:03:58,687 --> 00:04:02,362 Because despite my brute force, my very manly force, 51 00:04:02,407 --> 00:04:06,844 l actually have a soft heart, a very tender heart, you see? 52 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:12,246 Would you imprison a poor father of 5 children for... 53 00:04:12,287 --> 00:04:16,644 throwing from the 5th floor a loan shark who was blackmailing him? 54 00:04:17,647 --> 00:04:20,719 -Would you send him to jail? -l most certainly wouldn't. 55 00:04:21,007 --> 00:04:23,475 See what l mean? Neither would l. 56 00:04:23,527 --> 00:04:26,564 l confessed to the crime in his stead. l left him free. 57 00:04:26,607 --> 00:04:29,121 l let him stay with his family. 58 00:04:30,087 --> 00:04:33,557 Right now, l've nothing to do. l'm free. 59 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,724 Sure, the ladies will miss me. 60 00:04:36,767 --> 00:04:39,645 l'll make up for it when l get out. 61 00:04:39,687 --> 00:04:41,837 l can imagine. 62 00:04:41,887 --> 00:04:44,481 -Who's that? Not a thief? -No, don't worry. 63 00:04:44,527 --> 00:04:47,121 lt's the waiter who brings us dinner. 64 00:04:47,167 --> 00:04:49,044 Here's the waiter. 65 00:04:49,087 --> 00:04:51,521 ls this the time to bring us dinner? 66 00:04:51,567 --> 00:04:53,876 ls this the time? 67 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,918 -This is dinner time. -Dinner time. 68 00:04:55,967 --> 00:04:57,958 -What do you want? -What do l want? 69 00:04:58,007 --> 00:05:00,282 lf you don't give me a menu, how can l tell you what l want? 70 00:05:00,327 --> 00:05:02,841 -Everyone gets this soup. -Give it here. 71 00:05:02,887 --> 00:05:05,481 l trust you're not expecting a fat tip! 72 00:05:05,527 --> 00:05:08,997 lf anyone comes looking for me, l'm not at home. 73 00:05:10,047 --> 00:05:14,802 Listen! l'll correct that! lf a pretty girl turns up, 74 00:05:14,847 --> 00:05:17,680 send her on in! 75 00:05:17,887 --> 00:05:20,082 -ls there a private booth in here? -Sure! 76 00:05:20,127 --> 00:05:21,958 Maybe you could keep out of the way for a while. Listen! 77 00:05:22,007 --> 00:05:24,202 -What do you want? -Give my regards to your sister! 78 00:05:26,967 --> 00:05:29,959 What appalling service! 79 00:05:30,367 --> 00:05:33,279 And what food! lt's terrible. 80 00:05:33,327 --> 00:05:35,477 -lt's delicious! -lt's lousy! 81 00:05:35,687 --> 00:05:38,042 This isn't a good advertisement for the management here. 82 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:40,555 lf they're expecting me to come back they've another think coming. 83 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:43,280 l'd rather sleep under a bridge. 84 00:05:43,847 --> 00:05:45,883 l see you've a healthy appetite, huh? 85 00:05:45,927 --> 00:05:48,395 -l'm starving. -Do you want mine too? 86 00:05:49,167 --> 00:05:52,557 -Thanks. -Here! 87 00:05:52,607 --> 00:05:56,316 l always say you find decent folk only in prison. 88 00:05:56,367 --> 00:05:58,835 l can't stand wobbly stools. 89 00:06:04,727 --> 00:06:06,797 l'll even off the legs. 90 00:06:08,287 --> 00:06:11,279 lt's hard wood... there! 91 00:06:11,527 --> 00:06:14,724 -You're incredibly strong! -l told you so, didn't l? 92 00:06:14,967 --> 00:06:17,845 l'm gifted with a Herculean strength. 93 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:21,603 Listen, do you think you could bend those bars? 94 00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:23,558 -Which ones? -The ones on the window. 95 00:06:23,607 --> 00:06:26,565 Those? A piece of cake! 96 00:06:27,047 --> 00:06:30,323 Just think! Once, to remind myself where my house was, 97 00:06:30,367 --> 00:06:33,996 -l tied a knot in a lamppost. -There, we're home and dry. 98 00:06:34,247 --> 00:06:36,636 -Why do you say that? -Because if you bend the bars 99 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:39,201 l have the rope to let ourselves down with. lt's hidden under there. 100 00:06:39,247 --> 00:06:42,125 What is it you want to do? Escape? Aren't you ashamed of yourself? 101 00:06:42,167 --> 00:06:43,964 -Why should l be? -Because it would be disloyal! 102 00:06:44,007 --> 00:06:46,043 -How? -We're guests. We'd look bad. 103 00:06:46,087 --> 00:06:48,601 -lt's this one here- -This one? 104 00:06:48,647 --> 00:06:50,478 -Who's that? -The guard. 105 00:06:50,527 --> 00:06:52,483 -l heard two voices. -Then they must be two guards. 106 00:06:52,527 --> 00:06:54,563 -Do you think so? -Two voices, two guards, 107 00:06:54,607 --> 00:06:56,484 four voices means four guards. 108 00:06:57,847 --> 00:06:59,246 Come in. Who is it? 109 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:02,478 -Which of the two is it? -This one. 110 00:07:02,527 --> 00:07:04,916 Do you have pen and paper? 111 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:06,685 -No. -l'll give you what you need. 112 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,479 l'll take the measurements and you write them down. 113 00:07:10,567 --> 00:07:12,478 -What's he writing? -The numbers. 114 00:07:12,527 --> 00:07:14,483 -The what? -The numbers. 115 00:07:14,527 --> 00:07:16,836 Really? Got that? Tomorrow, we'll play the lottery. 116 00:07:16,887 --> 00:07:18,764 We'll fill in the form together. 117 00:07:18,807 --> 00:07:21,241 You misunderstood. He's writing the measurements. 118 00:07:21,287 --> 00:07:24,359 Oh, it's the tailor! l'm getting a new suit! 119 00:07:24,407 --> 00:07:26,796 -65. -65! 120 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:31,398 Make sure the shoulders are on the wide side. l'd like them padded, 121 00:07:31,487 --> 00:07:34,718 -while the waist's to be nipped in. -Short waisted? 122 00:07:34,767 --> 00:07:37,327 Don't worry. l have an excellent model. l'll make it straight down. 123 00:07:37,367 --> 00:07:41,679 English-style. l'd like the lining to be strong. 124 00:07:41,767 --> 00:07:44,281 -We'll use zinc. -Zinc? 125 00:07:44,327 --> 00:07:47,046 -Which fabric contains zinc? -Zinc is a metal! 126 00:07:47,087 --> 00:07:49,476 Oh, you mean zinc-colored. OK, that's fine. 127 00:07:49,527 --> 00:07:52,724 -35. -My good man, l want my shoes... 128 00:07:52,767 --> 00:07:55,600 ... wide inside and narrow outside. 129 00:07:55,647 --> 00:07:59,799 My feet aren't what you'd call perfect. 130 00:08:00,207 --> 00:08:02,846 -Don't forget, now. -Have no fear. 131 00:08:02,887 --> 00:08:06,118 No one's ever come back to complain about my work. 132 00:08:06,167 --> 00:08:09,364 l can imagine. This man must be a very skilful craftsman. 133 00:08:09,407 --> 00:08:11,398 Thanks a million and goodbye. 134 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:14,484 Goodbye? Farewell. Let's go. 135 00:08:19,087 --> 00:08:21,203 l don't understand. l say "goodbye" and he says "farewell"? 136 00:08:21,247 --> 00:08:22,885 When will he do the first fitting? 137 00:08:22,927 --> 00:08:24,565 The first fitting? Then you didn't get it. 138 00:08:24,607 --> 00:08:27,201 -What kind of a tailor is he? -He's no tailor. 139 00:08:27,367 --> 00:08:29,198 -Then what is he? -A carpenter. 140 00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:30,919 What measurements did he take? 141 00:08:30,967 --> 00:08:33,845 -The ones for your casket. -For my casket?! 142 00:08:33,887 --> 00:08:36,959 lt's no time to joke. l'm here just as a favor. l confessed... 143 00:08:37,007 --> 00:08:39,475 to a murder l didn't commit simply out of kindness. 144 00:08:39,527 --> 00:08:41,518 -And they sentenced you to death. -Oh, no, not to death. 145 00:08:41,567 --> 00:08:43,478 -Oh, yes. -l won't accept it. 146 00:08:43,527 --> 00:08:45,563 -What do you mean? -l mean l won't accept it. 147 00:08:45,607 --> 00:08:47,563 -lt's the law. -Do you still have that rope? 148 00:08:47,607 --> 00:08:49,484 -l sure do. -Do you have the rope? 149 00:08:49,527 --> 00:08:51,518 -Are we escaping? -Yes we are. 150 00:08:54,487 --> 00:08:58,082 -Here!. -Eh, no... 151 00:08:58,487 --> 00:09:01,320 -lt's dark! Let's put it off. -Why? 152 00:09:01,367 --> 00:09:03,358 Because it's nighttime. We'll escape in the morning. 153 00:09:03,407 --> 00:09:05,477 -No! At night... -lt's not possible. 154 00:09:05,527 --> 00:09:07,483 l'm not thinking of me but of my reputation. We'll be seen. 155 00:09:07,527 --> 00:09:09,722 -What's that got to do with it? -Would you like word to get out? 156 00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:13,123 They'd see us and say: "Those two did a moonlight flit!" 157 00:09:13,167 --> 00:09:15,522 Would you like to be accused of fleeing like a coward? 158 00:09:15,567 --> 00:09:18,718 No, l wouldn't. l'd rather not to have to flee! 159 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,519 l get it. 160 00:09:20,567 --> 00:09:22,683 You prefer to end up in your casket. 161 00:09:22,727 --> 00:09:25,685 Not in my casket, no! l'd prefer to end up outside. 162 00:09:25,727 --> 00:09:27,922 A free man! 163 00:09:28,047 --> 00:09:30,083 -See if you can do it. -Very well. 164 00:09:30,327 --> 00:09:32,921 - Just a moment. -l can manage. 165 00:09:32,967 --> 00:09:36,198 -Let's see if the rope's enough. -lt's very soft metal. 166 00:09:36,247 --> 00:09:39,523 Fine! l hope l made the rope long enough. 167 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,836 -Let's see if it reaches the ground -Right! Let's see. 168 00:09:44,767 --> 00:09:46,644 Does it? 169 00:09:50,567 --> 00:09:53,843 -What are you doing here? -What are you doing? 170 00:09:54,007 --> 00:09:55,998 l'm bringing this suit to the warden. 171 00:09:56,047 --> 00:09:57,685 And you're waiting for him out here? 172 00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:59,797 No, he told me he'd throw down a rope. 173 00:09:59,847 --> 00:10:02,680 -There it is That's the cord! -Oh, there it is. Help her. 174 00:10:02,807 --> 00:10:05,002 Help this pretty young lady. 175 00:10:05,047 --> 00:10:08,323 Make a firm knot, as if it were a love knot 176 00:10:08,447 --> 00:10:11,484 -There!. -Pull it tight. 177 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:13,677 -Pull it tight! -There we are. 178 00:10:15,967 --> 00:10:18,481 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 179 00:10:18,647 --> 00:10:20,603 At your service! 180 00:10:23,047 --> 00:10:25,607 Goodness! What's this? 181 00:10:25,647 --> 00:10:27,478 -A civilian suit. -How did it get here? 182 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:30,166 -Do you know anyone in the area? -Yes, l've a lot of friends here. 183 00:10:30,207 --> 00:10:33,404 -Do they know you want to escape? -They've known for a while.. 184 00:10:33,447 --> 00:10:34,562 Someone knew for sure and prepared you a suit. 185 00:10:34,607 --> 00:10:37,326 -Fate is on our side! -Put it on immediately. 186 00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:38,766 A tie, a shirt... There's everything you need. 187 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,596 Come, otherwise we'll be late this evening... 188 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,565 Look what's over there! 189 00:10:45,607 --> 00:10:47,484 -What is it? -Come with me. 190 00:10:50,847 --> 00:10:55,079 -But it's only a rope. -No, it's an escape route. ! 191 00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:58,000 -Shall l raise the alarm? -No, let's pull it down. 192 00:10:58,047 --> 00:11:02,199 Pull! Pull! Come on 193 00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:05,517 Another pull and we'll make it. 194 00:11:05,967 --> 00:11:09,118 lt must be stuck! Pull! 195 00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:13,876 One more try. Pull! 196 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,879 -How about it? Shall we help them? -Yes, let's help them. 197 00:11:19,367 --> 00:11:21,483 -Excuse us. -What's up? 198 00:11:21,527 --> 00:11:23,563 -Do you want a hand? -Thanks. 199 00:11:26,647 --> 00:11:28,558 Warden! 200 00:11:29,887 --> 00:11:32,196 -Warden... -Are you all right? 201 00:11:32,247 --> 00:11:35,956 lt's the Warden. He should have taken the stairs. 202 00:11:36,007 --> 00:11:37,599 He certainly should. 203 00:11:37,647 --> 00:11:41,003 You idiots! l'll have you arrested. 204 00:11:41,447 --> 00:11:44,405 He must be a bit annoyed about coming down so fast. 205 00:11:44,447 --> 00:11:46,677 -l would be too. -Let's get out of here. 206 00:11:47,767 --> 00:11:51,840 Chin up, Warden. We're suffering with you. 207 00:11:51,967 --> 00:11:56,483 My dear friends, here we are. We're back! 208 00:11:56,687 --> 00:11:59,645 -How are you doing? -How are you? 209 00:11:59,687 --> 00:12:02,918 -What a great surprise! -l escaped again. 210 00:12:02,967 --> 00:12:05,959 Hello, darling! 211 00:12:06,007 --> 00:12:08,237 Hello, Don Pepe! 212 00:12:08,287 --> 00:12:10,482 You know lots of people. 213 00:12:10,527 --> 00:12:12,518 l'm popular around here.. 214 00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:15,001 -What are you doing? -We're going into my house. 215 00:12:15,047 --> 00:12:17,083 -You live near the prison? -Yes, l live here. 216 00:12:17,167 --> 00:12:19,886 l see. A home from home! 217 00:12:19,927 --> 00:12:21,963 Right, to cut down on traveling. 218 00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:26,683 Excuse me. Do you know where the Sorrento bus leaves from? 219 00:12:26,727 --> 00:12:29,036 -Shall we tell him? -Yes, let's tell him. 220 00:12:29,087 --> 00:12:31,726 -Thanks. Where from? -You're a grown man... 221 00:12:31,767 --> 00:12:35,157 -... and can't find the bus stop? -l'm a stranger here. 222 00:12:35,207 --> 00:12:39,678 A stranger? Wait... you're... American! 223 00:12:39,727 --> 00:12:42,082 -No, Turkish. -Yet... 224 00:12:42,327 --> 00:12:45,046 ...l once met an American who swore he was a foreigner. 225 00:12:45,087 --> 00:12:47,203 Well done! 226 00:12:47,247 --> 00:12:49,556 Felice, be careful! Don't be rough! 227 00:12:49,607 --> 00:12:52,167 -l just placed my hand on him. -You'll get over it. 228 00:12:52,207 --> 00:12:54,277 -Listen, are you a foreigner? -Yes, l am.. 229 00:12:54,327 --> 00:12:57,478 -ls this your first visit here? -Yes, l just got off the boat. 230 00:12:58,087 --> 00:13:00,203 -And you don't know anyone here? -No, no one. 231 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,920 Come in and l'll explain everything to you. Come!. 232 00:13:02,967 --> 00:13:05,401 -No, l just want to know... -Ask him.. 233 00:13:05,447 --> 00:13:07,756 -Where does the bus leave from? -He knows more about these things. 234 00:13:07,807 --> 00:13:11,436 Hs brother-in-law is a tram driver. He'll know. Enter! Go in! 235 00:13:12,327 --> 00:13:14,238 Come on in! 236 00:13:14,287 --> 00:13:18,121 Have a seat. You're among friends here. 237 00:13:18,687 --> 00:13:20,723 Whatever you want to know we'll tell you. 238 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,361 You don't know when the bus leaves for Sorrento? We'll tell you. 239 00:13:23,407 --> 00:13:26,240 Do you want to know what day it is today? We'll tell you. 240 00:13:26,287 --> 00:13:29,359 Do you want to know if this is a leap year? We'll tell you. 241 00:13:29,527 --> 00:13:33,520 No, l only want to know about the bus for Sorrento. 242 00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:36,479 -Why are you going there? -l've been offered a job.. 243 00:13:37,007 --> 00:13:39,316 -A good job? -A very good job, 244 00:13:39,367 --> 00:13:41,323 otherwise l wouldn't have left Turkey. 245 00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:43,517 This is my letter of introduction. 246 00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:45,876 -Do you have relatives there? -No. 247 00:13:45,927 --> 00:13:48,885 -Friends? Acquaintances? -No, no. 248 00:13:48,927 --> 00:13:50,883 -Mothers? Fathers? -Of course not! 249 00:13:50,927 --> 00:13:53,395 -Why did you say "mothers"? -One never knows? They're Turks. 250 00:13:53,447 --> 00:13:57,645 l'm all alone in the world. l'm a poor Turk alone in the world. 251 00:13:57,687 --> 00:14:00,963 Really? My Turkish friend, look over there. 252 00:14:03,607 --> 00:14:05,677 -What have you done? -l'm going back to work. 253 00:14:05,727 --> 00:14:07,877 You're untiring. 254 00:14:07,927 --> 00:14:10,487 You've just come out of prison and you're going back to work? 255 00:14:10,527 --> 00:14:12,518 -Yes. -Take a vacation. 256 00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:14,922 Life is for the living! 257 00:14:14,967 --> 00:14:16,719 l can't afford it. 258 00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:18,485 -What'll we do now? -l'll get rid of him. 259 00:14:18,527 --> 00:14:20,006 -Will you kill him? -No, no. 260 00:14:20,047 --> 00:14:22,845 -Go on! Kill him. - No. 261 00:14:22,887 --> 00:14:24,923 -Be kind and kill him. -No way! 262 00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:27,242 l'm asking you for a favor. l'm asking as a friend. 263 00:14:27,287 --> 00:14:28,845 -No, l can't. -Shall l kill him? 264 00:14:28,887 --> 00:14:31,276 -No, l'll get him out of sight. -How will you do that? 265 00:14:31,327 --> 00:14:33,283 l've a small room over there. l'll hide him in there. 266 00:14:35,527 --> 00:14:38,485 -Who is it? -The police. 267 00:14:38,527 --> 00:14:40,677 You can't take one step - - 268 00:14:40,727 --> 00:14:43,525 -l'm innocent! -Shut up! Just a moment. 269 00:14:43,607 --> 00:14:45,962 -Open up! -l'm innocent! 270 00:14:46,007 --> 00:14:48,840 -Give me a hand. -No, no, l'm not getting involved. 271 00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:50,957 -l have to hide him. -l'm not getting involved. 272 00:14:51,007 --> 00:14:52,486 l can't do it alone! 273 00:14:52,527 --> 00:14:54,882 -l heard you. l'm coming! -lt's concealment of a corpse. 274 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,963 -What? -Concealment. 275 00:14:57,007 --> 00:14:59,237 There! l'm coming. 276 00:14:59,287 --> 00:15:01,847 Gentlemen! 277 00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:05,206 -Sorry to keep you waiting. -No problem. 278 00:15:05,247 --> 00:15:06,885 -Good evening. -Good evening. 279 00:15:06,927 --> 00:15:08,485 -Good evening. -Good evening. 280 00:15:08,527 --> 00:15:10,643 Have you by any chance seen two escapees? 281 00:15:10,687 --> 00:15:13,360 What did l tell you? What did l tell you? 282 00:15:13,407 --> 00:15:15,762 -About what? -Two escapees... 283 00:15:15,887 --> 00:15:17,639 -2 escapees from the madhouse? -What? 284 00:15:17,687 --> 00:15:20,155 -No, from the prison. -The answer's no. 285 00:15:20,207 --> 00:15:22,243 No, we haven't seen them. Have you seen them? 286 00:15:22,287 --> 00:15:24,482 -No, we neither- -Thank goodness.. 287 00:15:24,527 --> 00:15:28,725 lf you should see them, please inform us immediately. 288 00:15:28,767 --> 00:15:31,918 -Naturally. -Even if they're hostile? 289 00:15:32,087 --> 00:15:34,237 That doesn't matter. We want them. 290 00:15:34,287 --> 00:15:36,517 -You can count on us. -Thanks. 291 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,478 -Are you armed? -Yes, but not... 292 00:15:38,527 --> 00:15:40,722 Good for you. 293 00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:44,760 With all the criminals around you do well to carry a gun. 294 00:15:44,807 --> 00:15:46,957 -We ourselves advise it.. -Really? 295 00:15:47,007 --> 00:15:50,886 Never go out without a gun. lf you see them, let us know. 296 00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:52,599 -Of course. -Good evening. 297 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,717 -Good evening. -Goodbye. 298 00:15:55,327 --> 00:15:57,477 What fine people! 299 00:15:57,767 --> 00:16:00,998 -Where will we go now? -Do you know what l say? 300 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:06,485 Let's go home. lf those two find them they'll bring them to us. 301 00:16:06,527 --> 00:16:08,597 -You're right. -Count on it! 302 00:16:09,487 --> 00:16:11,478 What a scare! 303 00:16:11,527 --> 00:16:13,722 l think we did very well. 304 00:16:18,287 --> 00:16:20,278 A fat wallet! 305 00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,841 Goodness! What a lot of money! 306 00:16:22,887 --> 00:16:26,766 l don't want any of that money. lt'd burn my hands. 307 00:16:26,807 --> 00:16:29,605 Who said l'd give you any? You can have his papers and l.D. 308 00:16:29,647 --> 00:16:32,639 Sure! Because l eat papers and l.D. cards? 309 00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:35,759 You don't get it Put his papers in your pocket... 310 00:16:35,807 --> 00:16:39,720 ... and wear his clothes. This is his letter of introduction... 311 00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:42,520 ... and tomorrow morning you can go to the job meant for him 312 00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:45,479 -What if it's a nasty job? -l'm not abandoning you. 313 00:16:45,527 --> 00:16:48,041 To keep an eye on you from a distance l'm coming too. 314 00:16:48,087 --> 00:16:50,078 lf you need anything, send me a signal and l'll come over. 315 00:16:50,127 --> 00:16:52,687 A signal? For example? A whistle? 316 00:16:52,727 --> 00:16:54,843 -No, not a whistle. -lt's common. 317 00:16:54,887 --> 00:16:58,243 -Yes, too common. -l know! 318 00:16:58,687 --> 00:17:01,599 -A raspberry. -No, that's too vulgar! 319 00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:03,524 We need something that's easy to hear. 320 00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:05,997 A canon shot! 321 00:17:06,047 --> 00:17:09,437 l know! 322 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,045 -A dog-like bark? -A dog's voice. 323 00:17:11,087 --> 00:17:12,645 -Let's have "His Master's Voice". -What are you getting at? 324 00:17:12,687 --> 00:17:15,804 -lt'd be clearer. -Felice, stop joking. 325 00:17:15,847 --> 00:17:17,519 Tomorrow morning, we'll leave for Sorrento! 326 00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:19,683 -Sorrento? -Yes, Sorrento! 327 00:17:19,727 --> 00:17:22,321 "Up with Sorrento, the town of beautiful women". 328 00:17:22,367 --> 00:17:24,403 "We are standing in line-..." 329 00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:44,326 Excuse me. 330 00:17:44,407 --> 00:17:47,240 -May l ask you for an information? -lnformation? What about? 331 00:17:47,287 --> 00:17:50,484 Actually, it's not for me but for this gentleman who's Turkish. 332 00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:53,479 -He's new in town and... 333 00:18:02,967 --> 00:18:05,800 -What was that, Arabic? -l'm a Turkish speaker. 334 00:18:05,847 --> 00:18:07,963 -ln Sorrento? -Yes.. 335 00:18:08,007 --> 00:18:10,362 -Are you the only Turkish speaker? -Yes, l am. 336 00:18:10,407 --> 00:18:13,877 Then l'd like to ask you for some information. 337 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,487 -What -Do you know Pasquale Catone? 338 00:18:16,527 --> 00:18:18,757 Certainly! 339 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:21,480 Do you see that store at the end of the street? 340 00:18:21,527 --> 00:18:23,245 -The second one? -That's where you'll find Catone. 341 00:18:23,287 --> 00:18:24,686 -That's his store? -Yes, it is. 342 00:18:24,727 --> 00:18:26,479 Thank you. Goodbye. 343 00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:34,955 He was speaking Turkish, did you get that? Let's go. 344 00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:41,958 Has the mail bus from Naples arrived? 345 00:18:42,007 --> 00:18:44,840 -Not yet. -Michele, l mean Peppino! 346 00:18:44,887 --> 00:18:46,957 -Yes, Don Pasquale. -Don't forget, 347 00:18:47,007 --> 00:18:51,319 any letter, any note, any communication, 348 00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:55,645 even not addressed to me, must be handed only to me, 349 00:18:55,687 --> 00:18:59,282 Because l must see everything and know everything 350 00:18:59,647 --> 00:19:02,764 and you must keep me updated. ls that clear? 351 00:19:04,807 --> 00:19:08,641 Soon, he'll be censuring even our private correspondence. 352 00:19:08,687 --> 00:19:11,485 No, he just wants to keep tabs on his daughter. 353 00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:14,087 Not his daughter! His wife! He's extremely jealous! 354 00:19:14,127 --> 00:19:16,402 That's what happens when a man of his age... 355 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,836 ... remarries, choosing a bride of 26! 356 00:19:23,327 --> 00:19:26,797 "Carmelo, Carmelo," 357 00:19:26,927 --> 00:19:29,964 "You alone aren't enough for me, l need three like you." 358 00:19:30,007 --> 00:19:32,475 "Carmelo, Carmelo..." -Concetta! 359 00:19:32,527 --> 00:19:35,166 What are you doing? 360 00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:38,324 l told you to keep watch and you stand here singing? 361 00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:40,597 -But l was keeping watch. -Really? 362 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:43,923 Tell me, what did you see? What did you hear? Bring me up to date. 363 00:19:43,967 --> 00:19:46,117 Your wife has a visitor. 364 00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:49,125 A visitor? Under my nose? 365 00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:52,284 How did they get in? Go on, speak! Who is it? 366 00:19:52,327 --> 00:19:55,922 -The dressmaker. -You nearly gave me a heart attack! 367 00:19:57,407 --> 00:20:01,446 -Did you set out the alarm clocks? -Yes, sir. 368 00:20:01,487 --> 00:20:04,240 l put one in the wardrobe, 369 00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:07,245 another in the dressing table and the other under the mattress! 370 00:20:07,367 --> 00:20:09,756 What a great idea you came up with! 371 00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:15,479 lt's 10:48. We'll see if my wife... 372 00:20:15,527 --> 00:20:18,803 ... is able to tell us the exact time the alarm rang 373 00:20:19,247 --> 00:20:22,523 lf she can't, l'll be entitled to suspect... 374 00:20:22,567 --> 00:20:26,446 ... that she was distracted, occupied by other things. 375 00:20:26,487 --> 00:20:28,921 Don Pasquale, there's a letter from Naples! 376 00:20:28,967 --> 00:20:31,401 -Go back down! l'm coming. -Fine, fine. 377 00:20:31,967 --> 00:20:35,676 A man in my house? Never! What a life! 378 00:20:35,727 --> 00:20:38,480 Don't get angry, Don Pasquale. lt's bad for your health. 379 00:20:38,527 --> 00:20:40,643 l wish this secretary would arrive. He could... 380 00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:44,646 ... take care of my business and l could keep an eye on Giulietta. 381 00:20:50,887 --> 00:20:53,526 What are you wearing? 382 00:20:53,767 --> 00:20:56,600 -lt's a bathing suit. -Have you gone mad? 383 00:20:56,647 --> 00:20:59,525 -Do you expect to swim naked? -Don't exaggerate, Daddy. 384 00:20:59,567 --> 00:21:01,558 These are the new costumes. 385 00:21:01,607 --> 00:21:03,677 You promised to take us to the seaside and we want to swim. 386 00:21:03,727 --> 00:21:07,083 lf you don't cover up, you're not going swimming! 387 00:21:07,207 --> 00:21:10,483 -Be reasonable. -Reason is for fools. 388 00:21:10,607 --> 00:21:13,485 Not only are you to wear a blanket, 389 00:21:13,527 --> 00:21:16,166 but also gloves, your black shawl and... 390 00:21:16,407 --> 00:21:18,921 What? No stockings?! 391 00:21:19,127 --> 00:21:21,925 -Put them on immediately. -But they're too hot! 392 00:21:21,967 --> 00:21:23,480 You too. 393 00:21:23,527 --> 00:21:25,563 Daddy, we want to bathe in the sea, not in our own sweat! 394 00:21:25,607 --> 00:21:27,962 You dare to raise your voice to your father? 395 00:21:28,007 --> 00:21:29,998 What will you do when you have a husband? 396 00:21:30,047 --> 00:21:32,083 l haven't yet decided if l want a husband. 397 00:21:32,127 --> 00:21:35,836 Don't start that! l've given my word to Don Carluccio! 398 00:21:35,887 --> 00:21:38,765 -Yours, but not mine! -Mine counts for yours as well! 399 00:21:38,807 --> 00:21:43,164 Anyhow, Carluccio is young, strong and courageous. 400 00:21:43,207 --> 00:21:45,801 l don't like him! He's vulgar, rude and without poetry. 401 00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:48,725 You need to marry a husband not a poet! 402 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,281 -But l... -Stop, or we won't get to the sea. 403 00:21:51,327 --> 00:21:53,363 Don Pasquale, may l come in? 404 00:21:53,407 --> 00:21:55,523 What? Get out! Go downstairs! Close your eyes! 405 00:21:55,567 --> 00:21:57,478 How dare you come into a bedroom? 406 00:21:57,527 --> 00:21:59,882 Excuse me, Don Pasquale, but you told me to call you... 407 00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:02,521 ... on the arrival of the man sent by the Deputy. 408 00:22:02,807 --> 00:22:05,560 He's arrived? What's he like? 409 00:22:08,887 --> 00:22:11,924 -ls the boss coming or not? -Yes, he's on his way.. 410 00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:16,075 -Does the boss have a wife? -Yes but pretend she doesn't exist. 411 00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:18,038 Do they have any children? 412 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:21,682 -A daughter of twenty. -Fine! That's the best age. 413 00:22:21,727 --> 00:22:24,719 Yes, but pretend she doesn't exist either. 414 00:22:25,007 --> 00:22:27,282 -Do they exist or not? -They do, but they're always... 415 00:22:27,327 --> 00:22:29,716 -...kept under lock and key. -Like prisoners? Poor things. 416 00:22:29,767 --> 00:22:32,600 At last! Welcome! 417 00:22:32,887 --> 00:22:35,162 You're here at last! 418 00:22:35,567 --> 00:22:38,479 My dear Pasquale! How are you? 419 00:22:38,687 --> 00:22:40,962 What a great pleasure! 420 00:22:41,007 --> 00:22:44,204 -Do me know me? -You tell me that. 421 00:22:44,247 --> 00:22:46,044 -Do you know me? -No. 422 00:22:46,087 --> 00:22:48,920 Neither do l. What does that matter? l've a note for you. 423 00:22:50,247 --> 00:22:52,761 And you were sent here by the Deputy? 424 00:22:52,807 --> 00:22:55,116 -Me? By the Deputy? -Yes. 425 00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:56,839 But of course. 426 00:22:57,927 --> 00:23:00,487 -How old are you? -How old am l? 427 00:23:00,527 --> 00:23:03,087 -Yes, you. -"...tyseven"! 428 00:23:03,327 --> 00:23:06,478 -37 or 47? -Whichever you prefer. 429 00:23:06,527 --> 00:23:09,166 l was born in that decade. 430 00:23:09,207 --> 00:23:12,005 What did you do before this? 431 00:23:12,047 --> 00:23:14,163 -Do you want the truth? -Yes, the truth. 432 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:17,605 -l was a womanizer! -A what? 433 00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:20,320 -A womanizer? You? -A womanizer. 434 00:23:20,367 --> 00:23:22,722 The Deputy has lost his mind! 435 00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:26,601 "Allow me to introduce... Letter following." The letter! 436 00:23:27,367 --> 00:23:29,358 Here's the letter.. 437 00:23:30,287 --> 00:23:33,245 -You said... -Hurry up!! 438 00:23:33,527 --> 00:23:37,839 "My illustrious friend as promised l'm sending you a secretary. 439 00:23:38,087 --> 00:23:42,717 He's an excellent young man, honest, loyal and hard working, 440 00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:46,801 but the poor fellow is the victim of misfortune.. 441 00:23:47,087 --> 00:23:49,362 At the age of 15..." 442 00:23:51,087 --> 00:23:53,681 ''he was taken to a harem where he turned into a eunuch. 443 00:23:53,727 --> 00:23:55,877 He's the perfect man for the job." 444 00:24:12,207 --> 00:24:14,880 "Be kind and never remind him of his handicap. 445 00:24:14,927 --> 00:24:17,487 Very sincerely yours, Federico Cocchelletti." 446 00:24:26,887 --> 00:24:30,163 We won't mention it again. 447 00:24:30,207 --> 00:24:33,802 -No, no, let's talk about it. -l understand your previous job... 448 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,486 Womanizer. Naturally, you were always surrounded by women. 449 00:24:36,527 --> 00:24:39,325 -l became a womanizer only later. -Oh, really? 450 00:24:39,367 --> 00:24:43,360 l realized my physique is perfect for being around women. 451 00:24:43,407 --> 00:24:46,080 -Sorry!. -No problem. 452 00:24:46,127 --> 00:24:48,322 Anyhow, there are so many other forms of satisfaction in life. 453 00:24:48,367 --> 00:24:51,564 -Yes, but... -They're more trouble than joy! 454 00:24:51,607 --> 00:24:54,360 l know. l'm always at loggerheads with my wife. 455 00:24:54,407 --> 00:24:56,841 Now your worries are over, Pasquale. 456 00:24:56,887 --> 00:24:59,196 l'm here now and l'll give you a hand. 457 00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:02,637 Thanks, thanks, but you must think of your health. 458 00:25:02,687 --> 00:25:05,485 -l'm fine. -Build yourself up! Have you eaten? 459 00:25:05,527 --> 00:25:07,722 Me? Actually, l haven't. 460 00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:10,884 l'll get you something straight away. Concetta! Concetta! 461 00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:14,840 l know how embarrassing your situation is. 462 00:25:14,887 --> 00:25:18,516 Excuse me, l don't want to sound nosey but why is it embarrassing? 463 00:25:18,567 --> 00:25:20,637 lt's best not to talk about. 464 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:23,679 -No, no, let's talk about it! -That's not such a good idea. 465 00:25:24,367 --> 00:25:26,676 Did you call, sir? -Yes, l did. 466 00:25:26,727 --> 00:25:28,922 -ls this your maid? -Yes, her name's Concetta. 467 00:25:28,967 --> 00:25:32,516 -Cute! What's her mistress like?! 468 00:25:32,567 --> 00:25:36,958 Take this young man upstairs and serve him breakfast. 469 00:25:37,007 --> 00:25:39,157 This young man? Upstairs? 470 00:25:39,207 --> 00:25:40,959 -Take this young man upstairs. -Yes, upstairs. 471 00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:44,044 This young man is to be treated like one of the family. 472 00:25:44,087 --> 00:25:47,045 -And don't vex him. -l mustn't be vexed. 473 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:51,603 Right! This young man can ask for whatever he likes. 474 00:25:52,127 --> 00:25:55,597 Got that? He said l can ask for whatever l like. 475 00:25:55,647 --> 00:25:57,478 -Anything!! -Anything l like. 476 00:25:57,527 --> 00:25:59,483 -Even if l wanted... -Chicken? Chicken. 477 00:25:59,527 --> 00:26:01,882 Lobster? Lobster. Absolutely anything. 478 00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:04,043 lf that's what you want. You're the boss! 479 00:26:04,087 --> 00:26:06,999 -Go and enjoy your meal. -Thank you. 480 00:26:07,047 --> 00:26:11,120 So everything's agreed, right? You'll receive 100 liras a month. 481 00:26:11,167 --> 00:26:13,886 Board and lodging and your laundry will be washed and ironed. 482 00:26:13,927 --> 00:26:17,476 -l didn't quite get that. -100 liras a month. 483 00:26:17,687 --> 00:26:19,962 Board and lodging and your laundry will be washed and ironed. 484 00:26:20,007 --> 00:26:22,237 -l see.. -We're agreed, right? 485 00:26:22,287 --> 00:26:24,676 Your fun will all be paid for. 486 00:26:24,727 --> 00:26:26,479 -Do you accept? -l do. 487 00:26:26,527 --> 00:26:28,836 100 liras a month, board and lodging, laundry washed... 488 00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:31,481 -...and ironed, all found. -Correct. 489 00:26:31,527 --> 00:26:33,563 -Enjoy your meal. -Don Pasquale, we've agreed, right? 490 00:26:33,607 --> 00:26:36,041 100 liras a month, board and lodging, laundry washed... 491 00:26:36,087 --> 00:26:38,476 -... and ironed. -Precisely. Goodbye. 492 00:26:38,567 --> 00:26:40,717 Poor fellow! 493 00:26:41,607 --> 00:26:45,043 l feel sorry for him! What kind of man is a man who isn't a man? 494 00:26:45,087 --> 00:26:47,123 -l sympathize with him! -What's up, Don Pasquale? 495 00:26:47,167 --> 00:26:49,123 -Nothing. You can't understand. -Good day! 496 00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:51,965 -My dear lgnazio! -How's it going, Pasquale? 497 00:26:52,007 --> 00:26:54,965 How do you think it's going? You're aware of my problems. 498 00:26:55,007 --> 00:26:57,077 You know, my store, my wife... 499 00:26:57,127 --> 00:27:00,597 l know. My worries are the same as yours. 500 00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:03,759 We were wrong to marry two young girls.! 501 00:27:03,807 --> 00:27:07,083 That's true, but l was longing to have a child.. 502 00:27:07,607 --> 00:27:10,599 That's why l married but the baby never came... 503 00:27:10,647 --> 00:27:13,366 -... and my problems stayed the same. -So everything will go... 504 00:27:13,407 --> 00:27:15,079 -... to Don Carluccio, your nephew. -Yes, l know. 505 00:27:15,127 --> 00:27:17,163 -By the way, where is he? -Hasn't he turned up yet? 506 00:27:17,207 --> 00:27:18,879 -Pasquale: No. -He should have arrived before me. 507 00:27:19,327 --> 00:27:21,887 Could he have gotten himself into more trouble? 508 00:27:21,927 --> 00:27:24,361 You know how irascible he is. 509 00:27:24,407 --> 00:27:27,160 He can never keep his mouth shut. 510 00:27:27,367 --> 00:27:29,198 -Yesterday evening... -What did he do? 511 00:27:29,247 --> 00:27:31,477 He grabbed a man and threw him in the air. 512 00:27:31,527 --> 00:27:33,040 -No. -l swear! 513 00:27:33,087 --> 00:27:35,840 -Carluccio: Good day to you all! -Don Carluccio! Do come in! 514 00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:37,639 -This is your second home! -How formal, Don Pasquale! 515 00:27:37,687 --> 00:27:39,996 Tomorrow evening, l'm getting engaged to your daughter, 516 00:27:40,047 --> 00:27:43,164 soon, l'll be marrying her and you still call me Don Carluccio? 517 00:27:43,687 --> 00:27:45,678 ls it your way of making fun of me. 518 00:27:45,727 --> 00:27:48,195 -Absolutely not! -Quiet! Don't provoke him. 519 00:27:48,247 --> 00:27:51,125 From today on, l want you to address me familiarly, OK? 520 00:27:51,167 --> 00:27:53,601 Yes, Don Carluccio. As you wish! 521 00:27:53,647 --> 00:27:56,525 He used the familiar form with you, see? Don't get angry. 522 00:27:57,887 --> 00:27:59,957 Stand up and greet me! 523 00:28:00,007 --> 00:28:01,998 Good day, good day...! 524 00:28:02,047 --> 00:28:03,605 -l'll teach you a lesson. -l'm so sorry. 525 00:28:03,647 --> 00:28:06,115 Calm down, dear nephew. 526 00:28:06,167 --> 00:28:08,362 He's still upset about what happened yesterday evening. 527 00:28:08,407 --> 00:28:10,796 Carluccio, tell Pasquale what happened. 528 00:28:10,847 --> 00:28:14,806 -Nothing important. -That's what he says! 529 00:28:14,967 --> 00:28:17,481 -He threw 4 people into the air. -No! 530 00:28:17,527 --> 00:28:19,961 Yes. Bam! Bam! 531 00:28:20,007 --> 00:28:22,202 4 people? 10 people. 532 00:28:22,247 --> 00:28:23,885 -Ten? -Yes, ten. 533 00:28:23,927 --> 00:28:26,919 They hadn't taken their hats off when l walked by. 534 00:28:26,967 --> 00:28:28,844 How uncouth! 535 00:28:28,887 --> 00:28:31,242 He's worth his weight in gold. 536 00:28:31,287 --> 00:28:33,801 -Let's hope he doesn't slim down! -Marrying him, your daughter... 537 00:28:33,847 --> 00:28:35,917 -...will strike it rich. -l know. l know. 538 00:28:35,967 --> 00:28:38,356 Regards this marriage, l'd like to say something. 539 00:28:38,407 --> 00:28:40,363 -By all means. -l fear that your daughter... 540 00:28:40,407 --> 00:28:43,126 -... doesn't like me much. -That's not true. 541 00:28:43,287 --> 00:28:45,642 Tomorrow evening, if your daughter 542 00:28:45,687 --> 00:28:48,201 ... were to repeat that she doesn't want to marry me, 543 00:28:48,407 --> 00:28:52,161 there'll be all hell to pay for, Don Pasquale! 544 00:28:52,207 --> 00:28:55,085 Heavens no! My daughter can't wait to become your wife. 545 00:28:55,127 --> 00:28:57,880 -lsn't that so? -Of course it is! 546 00:28:58,527 --> 00:29:01,997 Here you are! These are boiled eggs and these are sweet cookies! 547 00:29:02,047 --> 00:29:03,844 -Do you like salami? -Yes, very much. 548 00:29:03,887 --> 00:29:06,321 Then l'll bring some bread and make you a sandwich. 549 00:29:07,487 --> 00:29:11,116 Now, l'll make you a sandwich. Shall l slice it from here? 550 00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:12,805 -No. -Do you prefer it from here? 551 00:29:12,847 --> 00:29:15,964 No, look. Take this loaf and cut it like that. 552 00:29:16,127 --> 00:29:18,960 Fill it with the salami, eggs and cookies... 553 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:21,123 ... and l'll nibble on it, bit by bit. 554 00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:31,403 -What are you doing? -l'm having a taste. Go on slicing. 555 00:29:31,447 --> 00:29:33,483 -Slice away! Slice away! -Do you like it like this? 556 00:29:33,527 --> 00:29:36,041 l love it like that! Slice away! Slice away! 557 00:29:36,487 --> 00:29:39,559 You kissed me! l shall tell my master. 558 00:29:39,607 --> 00:29:42,167 A great idea! Then Don Pasquale will come and scold you. 559 00:29:42,207 --> 00:29:45,961 Didn't you hear what he said? "You mustn't vex... 560 00:29:46,207 --> 00:29:48,482 ... this young man! You must give him everything he wants!" 561 00:29:48,527 --> 00:29:51,678 But Don Pasquale was talking of chicken and lobster... 562 00:29:51,727 --> 00:29:54,366 Chicken, lobster and kisses! He forget to tell you. 563 00:29:54,407 --> 00:29:56,125 -Kisses... -They were included. 564 00:29:56,167 --> 00:29:58,317 Keep your hands to yourself! 565 00:29:58,367 --> 00:30:00,358 But, my little Concetta, l'm Turkish. You must understand... 566 00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:03,763 ... that l'm like an octopus. You see two hands but l have 6 others. 567 00:30:03,807 --> 00:30:06,526 How witty you are! 568 00:30:07,327 --> 00:30:10,399 So, are we agreed, Pasquale? l'll provide the candles... 569 00:30:10,567 --> 00:30:13,161 and you'll provide the ice creams, liquors, etcetera. 570 00:30:13,207 --> 00:30:15,721 Fine, but don't be stingy as usual. 571 00:30:15,767 --> 00:30:17,758 -Me? -Yes, l know you well. 572 00:30:17,807 --> 00:30:20,765 Tomorrow evening, the Hon. Cocchelleti will be here too so... 573 00:30:20,807 --> 00:30:22,525 -The Deputy? -Yes, him. 574 00:30:22,567 --> 00:30:25,365 -What an honor! -Don't show me up. 575 00:30:25,407 --> 00:30:27,398 -Of course l won't -l'm indebted to him because 576 00:30:27,447 --> 00:30:30,837 he's having me decorated with a title. l set great store by it. 577 00:30:30,887 --> 00:30:33,560 -Congratulations! -Uncle, are you discussing titles? 578 00:30:33,607 --> 00:30:36,565 -We need to discuss the dowry! -Naturally! 579 00:30:36,607 --> 00:30:39,758 -We were just discussing it, right? -Hadn't we already agreed on it? 580 00:30:39,807 --> 00:30:42,719 Yes, we certainly had. 10,000 Ducats. 581 00:30:42,767 --> 00:30:46,282 -And free meals for two years. -No, four years. 582 00:30:46,327 --> 00:30:49,763 No, l can't feed them free of charge for four years. 583 00:30:49,807 --> 00:30:52,480 -Two years is all l can manage. -Very well. 584 00:30:53,207 --> 00:30:56,882 Free meals for 4 years and not a day more. 585 00:30:56,927 --> 00:30:58,758 -Do you agree? -Perfectly. 586 00:30:58,807 --> 00:31:01,082 Uncle, do you want me to go and collect Aunt Angelica? 587 00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:03,083 -That's an excellent idea. -Give me the keys. 588 00:31:03,127 --> 00:31:06,164 You're a good man. She hasn't been out for 3 months. 589 00:31:06,847 --> 00:31:08,803 -Goodbye for now, Pasquale. -Goodbye. 590 00:31:08,847 --> 00:31:10,485 -So, we're agreed? -Certainly. 591 00:31:10,527 --> 00:31:13,280 Take your aunt for a nice walk. l'll catch up with you. 592 00:31:13,887 --> 00:31:15,639 So, everything's agreed. 593 00:31:15,687 --> 00:31:17,803 Do you trust your wife with your nephew? 594 00:31:17,847 --> 00:31:21,726 The poor girl must get out for a breath of fresh air. 595 00:31:22,287 --> 00:31:24,562 Don't worry... 596 00:31:25,767 --> 00:31:28,918 -Jealousy is a terrible thing! -You can say that again. 597 00:31:28,967 --> 00:31:31,197 -lt's worse than an illness. -You're right. 598 00:31:31,247 --> 00:31:33,477 Since l got married, l've lost 20 lbs. 599 00:31:33,527 --> 00:31:35,483 -l've lost 30 lbs. -Master? 600 00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:37,483 -What's the matter? -Master?! 601 00:31:37,527 --> 00:31:39,483 -What's happened? -Something very serious. 602 00:31:39,527 --> 00:31:41,085 Speak! What is it? 603 00:31:41,127 --> 00:31:43,721 The young man you sent upstairs, the Turk, 604 00:31:43,767 --> 00:31:45,883 is talking with your wife and daughter. 605 00:31:45,927 --> 00:31:47,963 -So what? -They're in the bedroom! 606 00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:50,202 -Why did he go into the bedroom? 607 00:31:50,247 --> 00:31:54,399 l was cooking and he started wandering around the house. 608 00:31:54,447 --> 00:31:56,881 Why are you worried about that? lt doesn't matter! 609 00:31:56,927 --> 00:31:59,487 That young man can do whatever he likes. 610 00:31:59,527 --> 00:32:01,677 -What?! -Take it from me. 611 00:32:01,727 --> 00:32:04,639 -lf you say so... -Yes, l do say so! 612 00:32:04,687 --> 00:32:07,326 Have you gone mad? 613 00:32:07,367 --> 00:32:09,562 -Why? -You let him talk to your wife? 614 00:32:09,607 --> 00:32:11,962 lt was the Deputy who sent him to me. He'll take care of... 615 00:32:12,007 --> 00:32:15,317 ... my business so l can spend more time with Giulietta. 616 00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:18,484 ln the meantime you leave your wife in the bedroom with another man? 617 00:32:18,527 --> 00:32:21,087 -But he's not actually a man. -What do you mean? 618 00:32:21,127 --> 00:32:22,719 Read this. 619 00:32:26,847 --> 00:32:28,997 -A eunuch?! -l'll show him to you. 620 00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:31,720 Pasquale, wait. This is a miracle from heaven! 621 00:32:31,767 --> 00:32:33,678 -Why? - Pasquale, 622 00:32:33,727 --> 00:32:35,638 -do me a big favor! -What? 623 00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:37,678 Loan me this young man for a few days! 624 00:32:37,727 --> 00:32:40,195 -What for? -l'll keep him close to my wife... 625 00:32:40,247 --> 00:32:44,035 ... and then return him to you. Do you get it? Close to my wife. 626 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:47,045 -lt's true. You're right! -He'll be a great consolation. 627 00:32:47,087 --> 00:32:49,681 -So, will you loan him to me? -Are you crazy? 628 00:32:49,727 --> 00:32:51,718 You've just given me a brilliant idea! 629 00:32:51,767 --> 00:32:54,839 -What do you mean? -l'll have him watch over my wife! 630 00:32:54,887 --> 00:32:57,276 No, Pasquale! Are you joking? lt was my idea! 631 00:32:57,327 --> 00:33:00,683 -Thanks! You're a real friend. -No, Pasquale! No! 632 00:33:01,327 --> 00:33:04,160 Being a Turk is a great job. l'll never want to leave here. 633 00:33:04,207 --> 00:33:06,641 They'll have to kill me off! 634 00:33:06,927 --> 00:33:09,839 There's no salt. Concettina, bring the salt! 635 00:33:09,887 --> 00:33:11,798 -What did you ask for? -The salt. 636 00:33:11,847 --> 00:33:14,725 Do you remember what Don Pasquale said? You mustn't contradict me. 637 00:33:14,927 --> 00:33:16,838 -Where's the salt? -Here it is. 638 00:33:21,327 --> 00:33:23,557 See how cute he is, lgnazio? 639 00:33:23,607 --> 00:33:25,484 You could have done me that favor. 640 00:33:25,527 --> 00:33:27,757 How are you getting on? Enjoy your meal! 641 00:33:28,167 --> 00:33:30,237 -Thank you. -Don't stand up on my account. 642 00:33:30,287 --> 00:33:32,676 -You need to rest. -Thank you, Don Pasquale. 643 00:33:32,807 --> 00:33:36,356 You're so kind, attentive, and understanding. 644 00:33:36,407 --> 00:33:38,557 This is all fresh food of the highest quality 645 00:33:38,607 --> 00:33:41,997 -How did she serve you? -Not badly, poor thing. 646 00:33:42,047 --> 00:33:44,607 She did her best, but it's clear she has no experience. 647 00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:46,763 She'll do better the next time. 648 00:33:46,807 --> 00:33:49,162 Concetta, go and call my wife and daughter. Tell them to come here. 649 00:33:49,287 --> 00:33:51,278 l shall now introduce you to my women. 650 00:33:51,327 --> 00:33:54,478 -Your women? How many are there? -My wife and my daughter. 651 00:33:54,527 --> 00:33:57,121 Oh, l saw then earlier. There are just two of them. 652 00:33:57,167 --> 00:34:00,876 Of course! What are only two women to him? 653 00:34:01,007 --> 00:34:03,805 He's used to being around 40 or 50. 654 00:34:03,847 --> 00:34:05,997 -Even 60. -Right, even 60. 655 00:34:06,047 --> 00:34:10,518 As there are only 2, you'll be able to concentrate on them more. 656 00:34:10,567 --> 00:34:13,320 -l'll certainly do my best. -Thank you. 657 00:34:13,367 --> 00:34:15,801 ln order to show you how grateful l am, l'll pay you 658 00:34:15,847 --> 00:34:18,202 120 liras a month, all right? 659 00:34:18,247 --> 00:34:21,762 120 liras? Board, lodging and laundry washed and ironed? 660 00:34:21,807 --> 00:34:23,479 Yes. Do you agree? -l do. 661 00:34:23,527 --> 00:34:25,643 Listen, young man, l'm a friend of Pasquale's. 662 00:34:25,687 --> 00:34:27,837 -Pleased to meet you. -lf you come and work for me, 663 00:34:27,887 --> 00:34:29,684 l'll pay you 150 liras a month. 664 00:34:29,727 --> 00:34:31,718 This isn't gentlemanly behavior! 665 00:34:31,767 --> 00:34:35,157 Why do you say that? He's very honest. 666 00:34:35,287 --> 00:34:38,120 -Are you married? -Yes, if not why would l hire you? 667 00:34:38,167 --> 00:34:41,079 -Why would you hire me? -He'll never leave my employ! 668 00:34:41,127 --> 00:34:43,516 Be reasonable, Pasquale. 669 00:34:43,567 --> 00:34:48,243 30 liras more a month! Business is business. l'm going with him. 670 00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:51,199 -l'll give you 170 a month! -170 lire a month? 671 00:34:51,247 --> 00:34:53,886 There's nothing more to be said. He'll give me 170 a month. 672 00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:55,883 ls that so? Then l'll give you 200. 673 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:58,487 200! l'm going with lgnazio! 674 00:34:58,527 --> 00:35:01,200 -250! -250? On your honor? 675 00:35:01,247 --> 00:35:03,363 -Yes.! -l'm sorry. l can't. 676 00:35:03,407 --> 00:35:06,205 -Why? l'll give you 300. -300? 677 00:35:06,247 --> 00:35:08,807 -He'll give me 300, Pasquale. -300...? 678 00:35:08,847 --> 00:35:11,236 -400! -He'll give me 400. 679 00:35:11,287 --> 00:35:14,484 -450. -450? Come on, Pasquale. 680 00:35:14,527 --> 00:35:17,837 500! 500 going... going... 681 00:35:17,887 --> 00:35:20,845 Just a moment!... 682 00:35:20,887 --> 00:35:24,118 The one who should decide is me, isn't it? l'm the interested party. 683 00:35:24,167 --> 00:35:26,476 -Sorry! -500. How much will you go up to? 684 00:35:26,527 --> 00:35:28,483 700 liras a month. 685 00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:30,916 700? 800! Who said 800? 686 00:35:30,967 --> 00:35:32,525 -Not me. -l heard 800. 687 00:35:32,567 --> 00:35:35,081 -l heard it too. -l know l heard it! 688 00:35:35,127 --> 00:35:37,357 We both heard it. The majority wins. 689 00:35:37,407 --> 00:35:40,717 Right, the majority wins. Very well. 690 00:35:41,007 --> 00:35:43,601 -800 liras a month. -Very well. 691 00:35:43,647 --> 00:35:46,036 -900-1000! -900-1000? 692 00:35:46,367 --> 00:35:49,962 900-1000? Board, lodging, laundry washed and ironed? 693 00:35:50,247 --> 00:35:54,479 Going, going, gone! You win! l'm yours. 694 00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:56,483 -He's mine. -l'm his.. 695 00:35:57,207 --> 00:36:00,483 l could have offered you more but you're so keen on him. 696 00:36:00,527 --> 00:36:03,087 l trust you'll loan him to me from time to time. 697 00:36:03,767 --> 00:36:07,999 We'll see, but he'll certainly be busy working for me. 698 00:36:08,047 --> 00:36:12,404 lf he's giving me 1,000 liras a month it means l'm worth something. 699 00:36:12,447 --> 00:36:14,915 -And he knows it.. -lt's not your fault.. 700 00:36:14,967 --> 00:36:17,800 You lost one thing of value and acquired another. 701 00:36:17,847 --> 00:36:20,884 Besides the usual things, what will l have to do? 702 00:36:20,927 --> 00:36:25,398 Dear fellow, in this house there are two pretty women... 703 00:36:25,447 --> 00:36:29,599 ... you'll have to watch over and no one can do it better than you. 704 00:36:29,647 --> 00:36:32,286 l see. Word has gotten around. 705 00:36:33,247 --> 00:36:35,283 Someone must have spoken. 706 00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:37,682 Rest assured we'll know how to keep your secret. 707 00:36:37,727 --> 00:36:40,366 -Naturally. -Lisetta! Giulietta! 708 00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:42,716 What on earth can they be doing? 709 00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:44,837 lf you're not happy here, come to me. 710 00:36:44,887 --> 00:36:47,196 l can promise you 700 liras a month. 711 00:36:47,727 --> 00:36:49,524 lgnazio! 712 00:36:49,567 --> 00:36:51,478 Here l am, Pasquale. 713 00:36:51,527 --> 00:36:53,483 -Well... -See you tomorrow. 714 00:36:53,527 --> 00:36:56,724 -See you tomorrow evening. -Certainly. Goodbye, my friend. 715 00:36:57,167 --> 00:36:59,203 -Goodbye. -Good day. 716 00:36:59,647 --> 00:37:02,115 See you tomorrow evening. Come! 717 00:37:02,167 --> 00:37:05,955 Wait for me in the drawing room. l'll be right back. 718 00:37:09,407 --> 00:37:12,717 -What are you doing? -We're ready. l must put on my hat. 719 00:37:12,767 --> 00:37:15,486 Hurry up! l must introduce a young man to you. 720 00:37:16,327 --> 00:37:21,481 -You're introducing us to a man?! -A man... Hurry up! 721 00:37:22,367 --> 00:37:25,120 -A man?! -And what a man! 722 00:37:25,167 --> 00:37:28,000 He's so strong! When he gives you a hug... 723 00:37:28,047 --> 00:37:30,197 Who is he? The one who came in here earlier? The one with the fez 724 00:37:42,847 --> 00:37:44,758 -So, everything's agreed? -Certainly. 725 00:37:44,807 --> 00:37:48,083 -You'll watch over them. -l'll be at the ladies' service. 726 00:37:48,127 --> 00:37:50,038 -Exclusively. -At their service. 727 00:37:50,087 --> 00:37:52,282 Every time they need me, l must be ready. 728 00:37:52,327 --> 00:37:53,885 -Right! -Fine! And for this you'll pay me 729 00:37:53,927 --> 00:37:56,680 ...1000 liras a month board, lodging, laundry washed... 730 00:37:56,727 --> 00:38:00,242 -... and ironed, right? -lt's a job requiring conscience. 731 00:38:00,287 --> 00:38:02,198 And l'll do it conscientiously. 732 00:38:02,247 --> 00:38:05,796 Hear that? l won't need this any more. Do you know why? 733 00:38:05,847 --> 00:38:07,565 -Because you're here. -Really? 734 00:38:07,607 --> 00:38:09,837 He's taken me for an alarm clock! Listen, 735 00:38:10,047 --> 00:38:12,561 l don't like standing ldle. 736 00:38:12,607 --> 00:38:15,679 -Why? -l'm an active man. 737 00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:17,718 -l need something to do. -For example? 738 00:38:17,767 --> 00:38:21,043 At the times when the ladies don't need me, 739 00:38:21,087 --> 00:38:23,476 since l believe they won't need me all the time, 740 00:38:23,527 --> 00:38:26,121 -l could be useful to you. -Doing what? 741 00:38:26,167 --> 00:38:28,476 Maybe doing your accounts or working at the cash register. 742 00:38:28,527 --> 00:38:30,358 -No. -Yes, at the cash register! 743 00:38:30,407 --> 00:38:32,523 But l already have Peppino. He's the cashier. 744 00:38:32,567 --> 00:38:34,478 Yes, but sometimes cashiers... 745 00:38:34,527 --> 00:38:36,483 -You never know. -No, he's reliable. 746 00:38:36,527 --> 00:38:38,643 -l can't stand about doing nothing. -What would you like to do? 747 00:38:38,687 --> 00:38:40,678 l could give a hand with the housework. 748 00:38:41,047 --> 00:38:44,676 -A little sweep of the store. -But Concettina does that! 749 00:38:44,727 --> 00:38:47,287 -Then there'll be two of us. -May we come in? 750 00:38:47,327 --> 00:38:51,240 Certainly! Giulietta, take the gentleman's arm. 751 00:38:51,407 --> 00:38:54,160 And you take his other one. Closer! Like that. 752 00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:56,357 -Bur Daddy... -Don't worry. 753 00:38:56,407 --> 00:38:58,523 He knows what he has to do. 754 00:38:58,567 --> 00:39:00,797 Yes, l know what l have to do.! 755 00:39:00,847 --> 00:39:02,565 -Off with you, now. -Where 756 00:39:02,607 --> 00:39:05,246 -To the beach. -To the beach?! All 3 of us?! 757 00:39:05,287 --> 00:39:07,243 -Yes. -To the beach! To have fun! 758 00:39:07,287 --> 00:39:09,881 -Yes, enjoy yourselves. -lf it's all right by him... 759 00:39:09,927 --> 00:39:12,487 -Off with you! -We're going now! 760 00:39:26,807 --> 00:39:30,083 -Have fun! -We certainly will. 761 00:39:30,127 --> 00:39:34,040 Whatever happens, don't lose sight of them! 762 00:39:34,087 --> 00:39:37,079 Don't worry. l'll even stay in the cabana while they undress.. 763 00:39:37,127 --> 00:39:39,163 They'll have to undress in front of me! 764 00:39:39,207 --> 00:39:40,925 -What a dear fellow! -Are you pleased about that? 765 00:39:40,967 --> 00:39:43,322 -l certainly am! -lf it's all right with you... 766 00:39:43,367 --> 00:39:45,403 -Go and have fun! -Thank you. 767 00:39:45,447 --> 00:39:48,359 -Goodbye! How sweet they look! - Don Pasqale is happy! 768 00:39:48,407 --> 00:39:51,080 What are you looking at, guys? Get back to work. 769 00:39:51,127 --> 00:39:54,483 Why are you just standing there? lt's incredible! 770 00:39:54,967 --> 00:39:57,561 Come on, Aunt Angelica! l'm taking you for a breath of air. 771 00:39:57,847 --> 00:39:59,758 We're going to have a wonderful stroll! 772 00:39:59,807 --> 00:40:02,196 -Carluccio! -Uncle lgnazio! 773 00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:07,880 As promised, l'm taking your better half for a stroll. 774 00:40:08,487 --> 00:40:11,206 Thanks, but there's no need. l'll take her. 775 00:40:11,247 --> 00:40:13,203 -What about me? -You're free. 776 00:40:13,487 --> 00:40:15,955 As you wish. At your service, Aunt Angelica 777 00:40:16,007 --> 00:40:17,998 -Goodbye, Carluccio. -Take care, Uncle.! 778 00:40:18,167 --> 00:40:20,522 -The keys! -Right! The keys. 779 00:40:20,887 --> 00:40:23,162 -See you! -Bye bye. 780 00:40:24,167 --> 00:40:27,398 Can't l even have a walk with Carluccio? 781 00:40:27,447 --> 00:40:29,677 -You'll have it with me. -Where will you take me? 782 00:40:29,727 --> 00:40:31,524 -To the beach. -The beach? 783 00:40:31,567 --> 00:40:33,558 -Yes, the seaside! -Let's go!. 784 00:41:14,047 --> 00:41:17,483 SlRENA BEACH WOMEN - MEN 785 00:43:17,127 --> 00:43:19,482 Come on, Felice. 786 00:43:19,567 --> 00:43:22,365 Come in. Sit here. 787 00:43:22,407 --> 00:43:24,682 -They're all dying to met you. -Really? 788 00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:28,322 l too am happy... 789 00:43:28,367 --> 00:43:31,279 ... to be among these bathing beauties! 790 00:43:33,687 --> 00:43:36,076 Felice, tell us about the Orient! 791 00:43:36,127 --> 00:43:40,962 The Orient! Allah! Allah! Mohammed! 792 00:43:41,167 --> 00:43:44,716 lf you've been there, you must know the Ottomans. 793 00:43:44,767 --> 00:43:47,486 l know the ottomans, the sofas, the armchairs... 794 00:43:53,527 --> 00:43:55,324 l met a footstool... 795 00:43:55,367 --> 00:43:56,561 You mean an Ottoman! 796 00:43:56,607 --> 00:43:59,246 lt was an ottoman, but it lost some of its stuffing... 797 00:43:59,287 --> 00:44:02,245 ...so it was turned into a footstool! 798 00:44:05,647 --> 00:44:09,799 A footstool that had such long legs... 799 00:44:09,847 --> 00:44:13,157 ...that it was only good for a giant! 800 00:44:35,607 --> 00:44:40,078 ls it true that in the Orient the women are all hot-blooded? 801 00:44:40,127 --> 00:44:42,641 l wouldn't go so far as to say it. They're not really hot-blooded. 802 00:44:42,687 --> 00:44:44,484 -No? -But not cold-blooded, either. 803 00:44:44,527 --> 00:44:46,483 -What are they like, then? -They're at room temperature. 804 00:44:48,967 --> 00:44:51,197 ls it true they're extraordinarily fascinating? 805 00:44:51,487 --> 00:44:54,399 Yes, it's true. l met a woman who, 806 00:44:54,447 --> 00:44:58,725 as soon as she looked at a man, made him drop to the floor. 807 00:44:58,767 --> 00:45:00,917 -Was she so beautiful? -No, she just brought bad luck. 808 00:45:00,967 --> 00:45:05,040 She brought bad luck. 809 00:45:06,967 --> 00:45:10,482 Felice, do some men over there really have 50 wives? 810 00:45:10,527 --> 00:45:13,883 Yes! The worst part is that they also have 49 mothers-in-law! 811 00:45:13,927 --> 00:45:15,565 Why 49? 812 00:45:15,607 --> 00:45:17,643 Among 50 wives there's always one orphan.! 813 00:45:20,287 --> 00:45:23,597 -Where's Lisetta? -She stepped out a moment. 814 00:45:23,647 --> 00:45:27,083 A good thing! Now we're all ladies. She's just a girl. 815 00:45:28,247 --> 00:45:30,397 ls it true the engagement will be announced tomorrow? 816 00:45:30,447 --> 00:45:33,359 Yes, but l don't want to be there. l swear l'll never marry that man. 817 00:45:33,727 --> 00:45:36,878 Thank you. Here, this poem is for you. 818 00:45:36,927 --> 00:45:39,361 Thank you. 'Bye! 819 00:45:42,087 --> 00:45:46,365 -Let's go. -No! Tell us some more! Sit down! 820 00:45:46,407 --> 00:45:49,797 Tell us, Felice, in the harems do they have fun? 821 00:45:49,847 --> 00:45:51,724 -Do they sing and dance? -Certainly. 822 00:45:51,767 --> 00:45:54,486 They have fun singing, dancing and...etc. 823 00:45:54,527 --> 00:45:58,918 -What dances do they do? -Oriental ones. 824 00:45:58,967 --> 00:46:01,162 -Can you do them? -Naturally! 825 00:46:01,207 --> 00:46:03,482 l don't like to boast, but it could be said... 826 00:46:03,527 --> 00:46:07,076 ... that the inventor of the famous belly dance... 827 00:46:07,127 --> 00:46:10,961 ... is your truly! 828 00:46:12,287 --> 00:46:16,166 -How did that happen? -lt came about by chance. 829 00:46:16,567 --> 00:46:21,243 ln a harem l'd prepared for myself a salad of Turkish chilies... 830 00:46:21,287 --> 00:46:23,801 ...and Dutch fennel. 831 00:46:23,847 --> 00:46:26,600 l couldn't digest the Dutch fennel, 832 00:46:26,647 --> 00:46:28,763 and my stomach hurt almost as if l were in labor. 833 00:46:28,807 --> 00:46:31,605 l started moaning and writhing, like this... 834 00:46:52,607 --> 00:46:55,405 -That's enough! Off you go! -You're fantastic! 835 00:46:55,487 --> 00:46:58,126 You haven't told us whether you like our costumes. 836 00:46:58,167 --> 00:47:01,125 This is no costume! lt's a deep sea diving suit! 837 00:47:01,167 --> 00:47:05,843 -lt's a Parisian model! -What? lt's nothing of the sort! 838 00:47:06,007 --> 00:47:09,636 Let me give you a hand. l came from Turkey via Paris. 839 00:47:09,687 --> 00:47:12,485 To turn this into a Parisian model, you have to do like this. 840 00:47:12,527 --> 00:47:16,281 -Remove these sleeves! -Why? Felice! 841 00:47:16,327 --> 00:47:20,206 -And these pants? Off with them! -No, Felice! 842 00:47:20,247 --> 00:47:23,603 Let your skin breathe! Tear this off! 843 00:47:23,647 --> 00:47:26,639 Lift your skirt! Stockings?! 844 00:47:27,087 --> 00:47:30,124 You look like a zebra crossways! Off with those stockings! 845 00:47:30,167 --> 00:47:32,727 Off with your shoes! Off with these rags! 846 00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:36,316 Lisette, come here. Let's remove these sleeves. 847 00:47:36,807 --> 00:47:39,367 What do you have here? A note? 848 00:47:39,647 --> 00:47:41,717 -May l? -Yes.. 849 00:47:41,767 --> 00:47:45,077 "Lisa Lisetta, when l see you my forehead starts to burn... 850 00:47:45,127 --> 00:47:47,925 ... and l feel my heart beating fast" 851 00:47:47,967 --> 00:47:50,197 A nice poem! Magnificent! 852 00:47:50,367 --> 00:47:53,564 -Do you love him a lot? -Yes, l'm lost my head. 853 00:47:53,607 --> 00:47:56,804 Really? You've lost your head for a man who writes such verses? 854 00:47:56,847 --> 00:48:01,125 lf you'd met Leopardi, what would you have lost? 855 00:48:01,167 --> 00:48:05,080 Come on! Hurry! Take off these rags! Let it breathe! 856 00:48:05,127 --> 00:48:09,325 Let your skin breathe! lnto the sea! The diving! The waves! 857 00:48:39,167 --> 00:48:43,080 Come on, girls! Are we going for a swim or not? 858 00:48:43,127 --> 00:48:47,120 Yes! 859 00:50:07,487 --> 00:50:10,479 Come on down! 860 00:50:21,807 --> 00:50:24,480 How are you? 861 00:50:25,807 --> 00:50:27,798 -Did l hurt you? -As usual. 862 00:50:27,847 --> 00:50:29,838 So, what's up? 863 00:50:29,887 --> 00:50:33,118 - How's it going here? - Badly. 864 00:50:33,167 --> 00:50:34,566 What are they paying you? 865 00:50:34,607 --> 00:50:36,484 1000, washing, ironing... 866 00:50:36,527 --> 00:50:38,483 -What's the matter? -A chill in... 867 00:50:38,527 --> 00:50:40,757 ... my left arm, that also blocks the right one.. 868 00:50:40,807 --> 00:50:44,482 You're paid 1,000, that's 500 liras each. Remember we're partners. 869 00:50:44,527 --> 00:50:46,916 What do you mean 1,000? l think you misunderstood. 870 00:50:46,967 --> 00:50:50,482 l meant 1,000 troubles a month, 1,000 heavy jobs! 871 00:50:50,527 --> 00:50:53,087 -But what's your salary? -What salary? Nothing! 872 00:50:53,127 --> 00:50:54,685 And you're not complaining? 873 00:50:54,727 --> 00:50:57,161 -lf l complain, they reduce them. -So, you're happy here. 874 00:50:57,487 --> 00:51:01,162 l'm miserable. They make me work like a Turk. 875 00:51:01,207 --> 00:51:03,084 -l can't take it any more. -What'll you do? Have you decided? 876 00:51:03,127 --> 00:51:05,641 What'll l do? lf it goes on like this... 877 00:51:05,687 --> 00:51:08,326 ...l'll have to do the work of 3 men, understood? 3 men! 878 00:51:08,367 --> 00:51:10,676 Where do you work? Do you have an office or some...? 879 00:51:10,727 --> 00:51:14,242 What office? l work wherever l am. 880 00:51:14,407 --> 00:51:16,477 Sometimes, they make me work in the kitchen. 881 00:51:16,527 --> 00:51:18,518 -Good Lord! -Me! 882 00:51:18,567 --> 00:51:21,479 Then leave. We'll find you another job. l'll take care of it. 883 00:51:21,527 --> 00:51:23,483 -l can't leave.. -What do you mean? 884 00:51:23,527 --> 00:51:25,916 The work's tough, it's killing me but l'm staying! 885 00:51:25,967 --> 00:51:28,481 -But it's not worth it! -lt's a matter of principle! 886 00:51:28,527 --> 00:51:30,802 -Felice, where are you? 887 00:51:30,847 --> 00:51:32,917 lt's the master. l'm here, Don Pasquale! Coming! 888 00:51:32,967 --> 00:51:35,276 -Hurry! We're waiting for you! -l'll be right there.! 889 00:51:35,327 --> 00:51:38,125 Did you hear that? He's calling me to work. 890 00:51:38,167 --> 00:51:40,362 -Even at this time? -Yes. 891 00:51:40,407 --> 00:51:43,080 Considering the job l do this is a good time. 892 00:51:43,567 --> 00:51:46,365 l'll tell you the truth. This is a job l enjoy. 893 00:51:46,407 --> 00:51:48,921 -You do? -Yes, you'd enjoy it too. 894 00:51:48,967 --> 00:51:52,642 -No, no, no, no. -Come on! 895 00:51:53,087 --> 00:51:55,726 -You're so stubborn! Come on! -No, no, no, no. 896 00:51:55,767 --> 00:51:59,077 You know l do a completely different job. 897 00:51:59,127 --> 00:52:01,482 A dishonest one. There's no work for you, here. Go back to Naples. 898 00:52:01,527 --> 00:52:03,483 -No, l'm staying. -No, don't stay. 899 00:52:03,527 --> 00:52:06,041 l want to keep an eye on you. l'm worried about you overworking. 900 00:52:06,087 --> 00:52:09,796 l want to keep an eye on you. lf you need me, remember... 901 00:52:09,847 --> 00:52:12,202 And l'll come running. 902 00:52:17,247 --> 00:52:20,762 He's a cross-breed. His father was a Dachshund. 903 00:52:20,807 --> 00:52:22,718 Goodbye. 904 00:52:22,767 --> 00:52:25,679 -Come on, Felice! -Here l am! l'm coming 905 00:52:25,727 --> 00:52:27,718 l'm off, now. 'Bye! 906 00:52:36,887 --> 00:52:39,355 May l? 907 00:52:39,407 --> 00:52:41,602 -Who is it? -lt's Concetta! 908 00:52:41,647 --> 00:52:45,799 Concetta, you chose the right time! Come on in! 909 00:52:46,527 --> 00:52:48,757 Open the shutters and let some light in. 910 00:52:52,047 --> 00:52:54,083 Where are you? 911 00:52:54,487 --> 00:52:56,478 -Good morning! - Good morning. 912 00:52:56,527 --> 00:52:58,802 -l've brought you breakfast! -Good!! 913 00:52:58,847 --> 00:53:02,965 -Did you sleep well? -Marvelously! 914 00:53:03,007 --> 00:53:05,885 -l had this dream... -What did you dream? 915 00:53:06,207 --> 00:53:09,882 l dreamt that every now and then, l got a visit... 916 00:53:09,927 --> 00:53:12,885 ... from a beautiful woman who stroked my forehead. 917 00:53:12,927 --> 00:53:15,487 -But that wasn't a dream! -Really? 918 00:53:15,527 --> 00:53:19,236 lt's was the mistress! From time to time she came to check on you 919 00:53:19,287 --> 00:53:21,323 Oh, really? Good! 920 00:53:21,487 --> 00:53:24,957 -But you never came. -What would l have come for? 921 00:53:25,007 --> 00:53:28,966 You, who are a Jill-of-all-trades ask me this question? 922 00:53:29,007 --> 00:53:31,202 But at night?! What use could l have been to you? 923 00:53:31,247 --> 00:53:33,602 A man can always need something. lf he's unwell... 924 00:53:33,647 --> 00:53:35,683 May l, Felice? 925 00:53:36,607 --> 00:53:38,996 -Good morning, Giulietta! -Good morning. 926 00:53:39,047 --> 00:53:42,164 l've brought you some cookies l made myself. 927 00:53:42,207 --> 00:53:45,279 -How kind you are! -May l come in, Felice? 928 00:53:45,327 --> 00:53:47,761 -Enter, Lisetta! -l've brought you some rum babas. 929 00:53:47,807 --> 00:53:50,480 -l thought you might enjoy them. -What a daughter! 930 00:53:50,527 --> 00:53:53,883 Like mother... no, like stepmother, like stepdaughter! 931 00:53:53,927 --> 00:53:56,043 l'll give you a cookie! 932 00:53:56,087 --> 00:53:57,884 -l'll give you a rum baba! -What will you give me? 933 00:53:57,927 --> 00:54:00,236 -Sugar and milk. -How kind! 934 00:54:00,287 --> 00:54:04,485 A sip, a bite and a cookie! 935 00:54:06,047 --> 00:54:08,766 l just don't get it. 936 00:54:08,807 --> 00:54:11,480 -He was with us all day. -But now... 937 00:54:11,887 --> 00:54:14,765 Quiet! 938 00:54:14,807 --> 00:54:17,605 What's happening, gentlemen? Having a meeting? 939 00:54:17,647 --> 00:54:20,878 l'm going for a nice walk. 940 00:54:20,927 --> 00:54:23,919 -What? Where are you going? -You can keep an eye on the store, 941 00:54:23,967 --> 00:54:26,242 he'll keep an eye on them. 942 00:54:26,287 --> 00:54:28,676 lgnazio will organize the party for tonight, 943 00:54:28,727 --> 00:54:31,480 and l'm going to go strolling all day long. 944 00:54:31,527 --> 00:54:33,882 -Goodbye, guys! -Goodbye. 945 00:54:34,007 --> 00:54:37,204 (PASQUALE CANTlCCHlA) 946 00:54:42,207 --> 00:54:46,405 There! This is the last one. Careful it doesn't burn right down! 947 00:54:47,607 --> 00:54:49,484 -Very well. -ls that al right, Don lgnazio? 948 00:54:49,527 --> 00:54:51,483 Yes, that's fine. 949 00:54:51,527 --> 00:54:54,246 We'll put the buffet Pasquale is bringing here, 950 00:54:54,407 --> 00:54:57,365 and we'll put the notary here. Get a move on! 951 00:54:57,407 --> 00:54:58,681 -lgnazio! -Oh, Angelica... 952 00:54:58,727 --> 00:55:00,479 -This isn't the time. -What's the matter 953 00:55:00,527 --> 00:55:02,483 -Did you hang out the lamps? -They're pretty, aren't they? 954 00:55:02,527 --> 00:55:04,916 Don't you see out thriftiness is making us look stingy? 955 00:55:04,967 --> 00:55:07,401 But l spent a ton of money on this reception! 956 00:55:07,447 --> 00:55:10,120 What money? You haven't even bought a bottle of sweet wine. 957 00:55:10,167 --> 00:55:12,886 -May l come in? -Go and see who that is. 958 00:55:12,927 --> 00:55:16,602 Pasquale is to bring the sweet wine. That was the deal. 959 00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:20,686 -Who are you? -Don lgnazio? Good evening! 960 00:55:22,767 --> 00:55:25,759 -Good evening. -What do you want? 961 00:55:25,807 --> 00:55:28,116 -We're the orchestra. -Don lgnazio hired us. 962 00:55:28,167 --> 00:55:30,681 -To enliven the party. -lt's true. Wait here. 963 00:55:33,847 --> 00:55:36,805 Angelica, calm down. 964 00:55:37,287 --> 00:55:40,802 -Who are they? -The professional musicians. 965 00:55:40,847 --> 00:55:44,601 -Professional my eye! They're all beggars. 966 00:55:44,647 --> 00:55:48,879 No, they're performers You know performers let themselves go. 967 00:55:48,927 --> 00:55:51,566 But can't you see they're down-and-outs? 968 00:55:51,607 --> 00:55:54,360 ln these circumstances, l'm not staying! l'm going to undress. 969 00:55:54,407 --> 00:55:58,161 Did you see how smart the waiter in livery is? 970 00:55:58,207 --> 00:56:00,516 That's hired livery, isn't it? 971 00:56:00,567 --> 00:56:03,035 He's Raffaele, the swineherd. l know him! 972 00:56:03,087 --> 00:56:06,124 -l'm going to undress! -No! The Deputy'll be here shortly! 973 00:56:06,167 --> 00:56:08,635 -l don't care. -Pasquale's wife is coming! 974 00:56:08,687 --> 00:56:11,565 -l couldn't care less! -The Turk is coming! 975 00:56:12,327 --> 00:56:16,559 Well... in that case if we're expecting... 976 00:56:16,607 --> 00:56:19,485 -...the Deputy... -... and Pasquale's wife... 977 00:56:19,807 --> 00:56:21,684 -... l'd better stay. -Thank you. 978 00:56:21,727 --> 00:56:24,366 Leave me alone. l'm not staying for you but for the guests. 979 00:56:33,407 --> 00:56:36,205 Don Pasquale, do you think l look nice? 980 00:56:36,247 --> 00:56:38,681 For 1,000 liras a month, board, lodging, laundry washed... 981 00:56:39,287 --> 00:56:41,801 ... and ironed, am l to humiliate myself in these clothes? 982 00:56:41,847 --> 00:56:44,441 What do you mean, humiliate yourself? You look marvellous! 983 00:56:44,487 --> 00:56:46,478 -Anyhow, the costume's yours. -Mine? 984 00:56:46,527 --> 00:56:48,483 -lt was in your case. -Of course it's mine. 985 00:56:48,527 --> 00:56:50,483 Excuse me a moment. 986 00:56:50,527 --> 00:56:52,643 l don't want to marry him! 987 00:56:52,687 --> 00:56:55,247 -Felice? -What's up? 988 00:56:55,287 --> 00:56:57,676 l beg you to try and convince her. 989 00:56:57,727 --> 00:56:59,638 l'll be grateful to you all my life. 990 00:56:59,687 --> 00:57:01,882 l don't quite understand. You'll be grateful to me... 991 00:57:01,927 --> 00:57:04,316 -All my life. -You? Really? 992 00:57:04,887 --> 00:57:07,481 Madam, you're the only one to understand... 993 00:57:07,527 --> 00:57:09,882 ... that beneath these clothes beats a virile heart. 994 00:57:09,927 --> 00:57:12,487 How kind you are! 995 00:57:12,527 --> 00:57:14,483 -Did l hurt you? -No, Felice. 996 00:57:14,527 --> 00:57:16,916 -You're so kind! 997 00:57:16,967 --> 00:57:19,481 How kind you are! 998 00:57:19,527 --> 00:57:21,643 How kind you are! 999 00:57:21,687 --> 00:57:24,326 -l'll convince her. -Thank you, Felice. 1000 00:57:24,367 --> 00:57:26,642 -Chin up, Lisetta. -l don't want to go! 1001 00:57:26,687 --> 00:57:29,485 Come here! Obey! 1002 00:57:29,527 --> 00:57:31,961 l don't want to marry him! Felice please help me! 1003 00:57:32,007 --> 00:57:36,842 Tell Carluccio you don't want to marry him and that'll be that. 1004 00:57:36,887 --> 00:57:39,640 -A scandal! -Well done! You got it immediately! 1005 00:57:40,167 --> 00:57:42,476 -l'll protect your retreat. -Thanks! 1006 00:57:42,527 --> 00:57:44,483 -How kind you are! 1007 00:57:44,527 --> 00:57:46,279 -Did l hurt you? -No. 1008 00:57:46,327 --> 00:57:48,124 -How kind you are! 1009 00:57:48,167 --> 00:57:51,125 All the women in this house are kind. What a blessing! 1010 00:57:51,367 --> 00:57:54,120 -Here he is! -Come on! Let's go! 1011 00:57:54,327 --> 00:57:57,763 -Let's go! -After you, madam. 1012 00:57:58,727 --> 00:58:00,558 Don't scream! Go on! 1013 00:58:06,487 --> 00:58:08,478 -What's up? -l heard everything. 1014 00:58:08,527 --> 00:58:10,518 -What did you hear? -1,000 liras, board, lodging, 1015 00:58:10,567 --> 00:58:13,081 -laundry washed and ironed. -So what? 1016 00:58:13,127 --> 00:58:15,721 -.Half of it's mine. -What? Are you mad? 1017 00:58:15,767 --> 00:58:18,884 At most, l can leave you the ironing. 1018 00:58:18,927 --> 00:58:21,566 You can keep the ironing. l must get 500 liras. 1019 00:58:21,607 --> 00:58:25,680 My friend, l work very hard and sweat for this money! 1020 00:58:25,727 --> 00:58:27,877 - Felice! -Coming! Do you get it now? 1021 00:58:28,207 --> 00:58:31,279 -l'm giving you nothing! -Really? Fine! 1022 00:58:32,927 --> 00:58:37,364 Do you like this? l did all this myself! l hung them one by one. 1023 00:58:37,487 --> 00:58:39,478 They look nice, don't they? 1024 00:58:39,527 --> 00:58:41,597 -Don lgnazio, here we are. -The buffet has arrived! 1025 00:58:41,647 --> 00:58:43,478 Put everything here. 1026 00:58:46,607 --> 00:58:49,485 -Here's the groom-to-be! -At last! 1027 00:58:50,167 --> 00:58:52,556 -Good evening, everybody! 1028 00:58:52,607 --> 00:58:54,598 Here l am! 1029 00:58:55,047 --> 00:58:58,039 Well? What does that mocking sound mean? 1030 00:58:58,727 --> 00:59:01,799 Do you know who l am? l'm Carluccio, "The Man of lron". 1031 00:59:01,847 --> 00:59:05,601 Calm down, Carluccio. Why ruin this lovely party? 1032 00:59:05,647 --> 00:59:07,877 You can thank the stars that this is the evening... 1033 00:59:07,927 --> 00:59:09,565 ... of my engagement and l want to avoid a scandal. 1034 00:59:09,607 --> 00:59:12,201 -Where's the buffet? -lt's here. Everything's ready. 1035 00:59:12,247 --> 00:59:15,398 -Shall we open the packages? -No, let's wait for Pasquale. 1036 00:59:15,447 --> 00:59:17,836 We're not going to eat with Don Pasquale's mouth! 1037 00:59:18,087 --> 00:59:20,647 l'm the fiance so l must taste everything first. 1038 00:59:20,687 --> 00:59:22,678 -Yes, but you know that... -The bride-to-be! 1039 00:59:22,727 --> 00:59:24,479 Thank goodness! Now we can eat. 1040 00:59:27,927 --> 00:59:30,236 -Madam! -Good evening. 1041 00:59:30,287 --> 00:59:32,676 Come, Pasquale. l want to show you how l've decorated the room. 1042 00:59:32,727 --> 00:59:35,287 -Good evening! -We were waiting for you. 1043 00:59:35,327 --> 00:59:37,477 -How lovely you look, Lisetta! -Thank you. 1044 00:59:37,847 --> 00:59:40,486 -Why are you dressed up like that? -How do l know? Ask Don Pasquale. 1045 00:59:46,287 --> 00:59:48,755 Donna Angelica, do you think this is the way to receive people? 1046 00:59:48,807 --> 00:59:51,560 After all, we're the guests, not Felice. 1047 00:59:51,607 --> 00:59:54,485 -l won't steal him from you. -The fiancee is Lisetta, not me. 1048 00:59:54,607 --> 00:59:58,919 At last, my bride-to-be! 1049 00:59:59,247 --> 01:00:01,397 l was so looking forward to seeing you. 1050 01:00:01,447 --> 01:00:05,235 Come here! Come to the buffet, my love! 1051 01:00:05,287 --> 01:00:09,041 l'm not your wife yet. Who knows who'll have the last word? 1052 01:00:09,487 --> 01:00:12,240 -Did you hear that? -Yes, l did. 1053 01:00:12,287 --> 01:00:15,165 -This comment worries me. -lt's nothing, Carluccio. 1054 01:00:15,207 --> 01:00:18,165 She's just nervous.. She was dying to meet you. 1055 01:00:18,207 --> 01:00:20,880 Emotion got the better of her, Carluccio. Calm down now. 1056 01:00:21,047 --> 01:00:23,925 What a hoot! 1057 01:00:28,407 --> 01:00:30,875 Felice! 1058 01:00:31,167 --> 01:00:33,237 -Come here a moment. -What's up? 1059 01:00:33,287 --> 01:00:36,120 Shall be create a scandal now or later? 1060 01:00:36,167 --> 01:00:38,886 Later. Leave it to me. 1061 01:00:38,927 --> 01:00:41,760 First, l want to prepare the female public opinion. 1062 01:00:41,807 --> 01:00:43,479 -l'll take care of it. -Felice! 1063 01:00:43,527 --> 01:00:45,677 -Good evening. -Good evening. 1064 01:00:45,727 --> 01:00:48,685 -How's it going at Don Pasquale's? -Fine. 1065 01:00:49,167 --> 01:00:53,319 ln the morning, Concettina brings me cafe au lait in bed!! 1066 01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:56,286 Don lgnazio... 1067 01:00:56,487 --> 01:00:59,718 Should you have a falling out come and work for me. 1068 01:01:00,087 --> 01:01:03,363 ln the morning, l'll bring you hot chocolate and cookies. 1069 01:01:03,407 --> 01:01:05,045 -ln bed? -ln bed. 1070 01:01:05,087 --> 01:01:08,557 Will you bring them personally? lt wouldn't be worth my while. 1071 01:01:08,727 --> 01:01:11,321 -Uncle lgnazio! -Coming! What's up? 1072 01:01:12,047 --> 01:01:15,881 This evening everyone's interested in the Turk. 1073 01:01:16,247 --> 01:01:18,886 Are we going to draw up this betrothal contract or not? 1074 01:01:18,927 --> 01:01:21,236 of course we will, but we're waiting for the Deputy. 1075 01:01:21,287 --> 01:01:23,801 Then in the meantime, let's eat something from the buffet! 1076 01:01:23,847 --> 01:01:26,566 -Without the Deputy?! No! -How inelegant we'd look! 1077 01:01:26,607 --> 01:01:29,405 No contract, no food... What are supposed to do? 1078 01:01:29,447 --> 01:01:33,360 Would you like some music? Music, maestro! 1079 01:01:38,407 --> 01:01:40,967 Oh, what fun! Felice, sing us this song! 1080 01:01:41,007 --> 01:01:43,396 -No, l can't! -Yes you can! 1081 01:01:43,447 --> 01:01:46,245 No l can't l sing like a Turk! 1082 01:01:46,287 --> 01:01:48,403 Fine! Then sing it Turkish style! 1083 01:01:48,447 --> 01:01:51,996 l sing like a Turk who won't sing even to save his skin. 1084 01:01:52,047 --> 01:01:54,561 Salvatore's a good singer. 1085 01:01:54,607 --> 01:01:56,518 -Me?! No, Don Pasquale! -Go on! 1086 01:01:56,567 --> 01:01:59,035 Sing, Salvatore! 1087 01:01:59,927 --> 01:02:03,966 This year, spring has entered my heart. 1088 01:02:04,007 --> 01:02:07,477 l feel a longing to make love as if l still had the fire of youth. 1089 01:02:07,527 --> 01:02:11,361 Whenever l see a girl, my blood starts heating up, 1090 01:02:11,407 --> 01:02:14,763 my knees shake and l don't understand anything. 1091 01:02:14,807 --> 01:02:18,595 Carmela, Carmela, 1092 01:02:18,927 --> 01:02:22,317 one of you isn't enough, l need three. 1093 01:02:22,367 --> 01:02:25,803 Carmela, Carmela, 1094 01:02:26,327 --> 01:02:29,637 l'm a good-hearted man, l'll satisfy all three of you. 1095 01:02:29,687 --> 01:02:33,157 Carmela, Carmela, 1096 01:02:33,727 --> 01:02:37,037 l didn't choose to be like this and l want you to know it. 1097 01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:41,046 Carmela, Carmela, 1098 01:02:41,207 --> 01:02:44,677 l'm very hard-headed. 1099 01:02:47,287 --> 01:02:51,166 "Three wives for every man". The paper said they'll pass 1100 01:02:51,207 --> 01:02:54,802 a special law. Do you know why? 1101 01:02:54,847 --> 01:02:58,522 Because there are few men but a large number of women. 1102 01:02:58,567 --> 01:03:02,003 l want to have a baby but not only with you. 1103 01:03:02,047 --> 01:03:05,835 Carmela, Carmela 1104 01:03:06,207 --> 01:03:09,483 you alone aren't enough for me, l need three women. 1105 01:03:09,527 --> 01:03:13,202 Carmela, Carmela, 1106 01:03:13,687 --> 01:03:16,997 l'm a good-hearted man, l'll satisfy all three of you. 1107 01:03:17,047 --> 01:03:21,040 Carmela, Carmela, 1108 01:03:21,087 --> 01:03:24,477 l didn't choose to be like this and l want you to know it. 1109 01:03:24,527 --> 01:03:28,281 Carmela, Carmela, 1110 01:03:28,487 --> 01:03:31,923 l'm very heard-headed. 1111 01:03:37,327 --> 01:03:39,966 l'm sorry, but l can't let you in. 1112 01:03:40,007 --> 01:03:43,044 This is a family party. Outsiders can't be admitted. 1113 01:03:43,087 --> 01:03:45,476 lt's just a matter of a few minutes. Call Don Pasquale. 1114 01:03:45,527 --> 01:03:48,246 l must offer him a deal. 5 minutes, then l'll be off. 1115 01:03:48,287 --> 01:03:52,246 Do you think Don Pasquale will leave the party to talk business? 1116 01:03:52,927 --> 01:03:56,920 Stop by his store tomorrow, then you can talk business. 1117 01:03:57,047 --> 01:03:59,277 Very well. l'll put it off till tomorrow. Goodbye. 1118 01:03:59,327 --> 01:04:01,716 -Goodbye. -You're too zealous. 1119 01:04:05,527 --> 01:04:07,916 Stop! Ladies! Where do you think you are? 1120 01:04:08,767 --> 01:04:11,486 l'll satisfy all of you one at a time. 1121 01:04:11,527 --> 01:04:13,961 The Turk is here at your service. One dance each. 1122 01:04:14,007 --> 01:04:15,838 -Good for you! -Well done! 1123 01:04:15,887 --> 01:04:18,481 -The lady of the house. -Here she is! My wife! 1124 01:04:18,847 --> 01:04:21,919 First the lady of the house. 1125 01:04:21,967 --> 01:04:24,162 Music, maestro, please. 1126 01:04:49,847 --> 01:04:52,725 What a great guy! He's so helpful! 1127 01:04:52,767 --> 01:04:54,917 He never backs out of anything. 1128 01:04:55,207 --> 01:04:58,324 Don Felice! How strong you are! 1129 01:04:58,367 --> 01:05:00,835 My destiny from birth was to be strong. 1130 01:05:00,887 --> 01:05:03,242 l have the force of destiny. 1131 01:05:35,487 --> 01:05:38,877 Don Felice! Ever since l've known you, 1132 01:05:38,927 --> 01:05:41,885 -l've been sorry to be a lady. -Would you like to be a young man? 1133 01:05:42,487 --> 01:05:45,718 Donna Giulietta, l like you just the way you are. 1134 01:05:45,767 --> 01:05:48,520 Really? What do you like about me? 1135 01:05:48,567 --> 01:05:51,081 -Do you really want to know -Yes.. 1136 01:05:51,127 --> 01:05:53,846 -Your daughter. -My daughter? 1137 01:05:53,887 --> 01:05:55,878 -Yes, your step-daughter. -My step-daughter? 1138 01:05:55,927 --> 01:05:58,077 -Yes. -What do you like about her? 1139 01:05:58,127 --> 01:06:00,925 Her step, l mean her step-mother. You! 1140 01:06:04,047 --> 01:06:06,356 l'm afraid he'll overtire himself. 1141 01:06:06,407 --> 01:06:08,557 He's not like other men. 1142 01:06:11,527 --> 01:06:14,837 Don Felice, you like all women. 1143 01:06:14,887 --> 01:06:18,482 Donna Giulietta, women are fickle and l like fickle people! 1144 01:06:59,207 --> 01:07:01,675 There they are! They're here. 1145 01:07:05,687 --> 01:07:08,485 The Deputy! The Deputy's arriving! 1146 01:07:08,527 --> 01:07:10,597 The Deputy! 1147 01:07:10,647 --> 01:07:13,320 Remember that everyone here thinks you're my wife, 1148 01:07:13,367 --> 01:07:17,406 so don't make any gaffes. Just answer "Yes, thank you". 1149 01:07:17,447 --> 01:07:20,564 Long live the Deputy! 1150 01:07:21,487 --> 01:07:23,478 -Welcome! -Thank you. 1151 01:07:27,487 --> 01:07:29,478 -This is my wife. -Pleased to meet you. 1152 01:07:29,527 --> 01:07:31,483 -The pleasure's all mine. -Long live the Deputy! 1153 01:07:31,527 --> 01:07:34,803 -l'm so pleased to see you. -You wife may want to freshen up... 1154 01:07:34,847 --> 01:07:38,681 Of course! To tell the truth we drove a little too fast. 1155 01:07:38,967 --> 01:07:41,481 You won't believe it, 1156 01:07:41,527 --> 01:07:43,961 but on some stretches, with this car, 1157 01:07:44,007 --> 01:07:46,999 l did 25 kilometers per hour. 1158 01:07:47,047 --> 01:07:49,766 What a daredevil! 1159 01:07:49,807 --> 01:07:52,844 -What's happening? What is it? -lt's nothing. 1160 01:07:52,887 --> 01:07:56,038 lt's just the last residue of gas in the engine. 1161 01:07:56,087 --> 01:08:00,126 -Come, Deputy. -My house is at your disposal. 1162 01:08:00,167 --> 01:08:03,159 Long live the Deputy! 1163 01:08:07,047 --> 01:08:09,163 At last, we can eat!! 1164 01:08:12,767 --> 01:08:15,281 The Deputy is here! 1165 01:08:15,327 --> 01:08:18,239 Use my bedroom. You'll be more comfortable there. 1166 01:08:18,287 --> 01:08:20,847 -Thank you. -Angelica, show her the way. 1167 01:08:20,887 --> 01:08:23,276 No, just a moment. l'll have Felice accompany her. 1168 01:08:23,327 --> 01:08:25,602 Felice! 1169 01:08:25,647 --> 01:08:29,526 -Why him, specifically? -l can accompany her. 1170 01:08:29,687 --> 01:08:32,645 -Don't feel ashamed. -l'm scared. He's a deputy. 1171 01:08:33,047 --> 01:08:36,323 -l'm ashamed. No! -Come on! Accompany her!! 1172 01:08:36,367 --> 01:08:39,598 ls this the lady? This way, madam. 1173 01:08:41,927 --> 01:08:44,725 There's no need for you to go too. Felice will look after her. 1174 01:08:44,927 --> 01:08:47,839 Wouldn't it have been better to have a woman accompany her? 1175 01:08:47,887 --> 01:08:51,277 No, Deputy! Felice is the man for the job. 1176 01:08:51,327 --> 01:08:53,158 Who is Felice? 1177 01:08:53,207 --> 01:08:55,277 He's the Turk you sent me. 1178 01:08:55,327 --> 01:08:58,160 Ah! Now l get it. 1179 01:08:58,487 --> 01:09:01,285 -So there's nothing to worry about. -Nothing at all. 1180 01:09:01,327 --> 01:09:03,682 Dear Deputy, l must thank you... 1181 01:09:03,727 --> 01:09:06,321 ... for the great favor you did me in sending me the Turk! 1182 01:09:06,367 --> 01:09:08,801 That's right, Deputy. Do rest assured... 1183 01:09:08,847 --> 01:09:11,156 ...you wife's in safe hands 1184 01:09:12,167 --> 01:09:14,886 -May l? Yes? -Yes, thank you. 1185 01:09:14,927 --> 01:09:16,918 "Yes, thank you"? Goodness me! 1186 01:09:17,607 --> 01:09:19,962 Then l'll close the door. l've closed it. 1187 01:09:20,047 --> 01:09:22,607 What a lot of dust! 1188 01:09:22,647 --> 01:09:26,322 You're covered in dust! Completely covered in dust! 1189 01:09:27,687 --> 01:09:30,076 Take this off! 1190 01:09:30,247 --> 01:09:34,479 Where did it land? 1191 01:09:35,567 --> 01:09:39,355 lt's inevitable with these adventurous journeys by car! 1192 01:09:39,407 --> 01:09:42,479 These crazy cars they've invented... Look! 1193 01:09:42,527 --> 01:09:46,122 Around here the roads are terrible, full of bends... 1194 01:09:47,247 --> 01:09:50,125 This is dust you picked up on the bends. 1195 01:09:50,687 --> 01:09:55,317 My dear lady, this isn't a dress. lt's a dust bowl! 1196 01:09:55,407 --> 01:09:58,126 -Yes, thank you. -lt's a dust bowl. 1197 01:09:58,847 --> 01:10:02,203 l've just one suggestion. Undress! 1198 01:10:02,807 --> 01:10:05,196 l don't understand. 1199 01:10:05,247 --> 01:10:07,602 l can't do it on my own. 1200 01:10:07,647 --> 01:10:10,366 Of course you can't do it on your own. That's why l'm here! 1201 01:10:10,407 --> 01:10:13,001 They pay me. l get my laundry ironed in exchange for this. 1202 01:10:13,047 --> 01:10:15,322 -l'll help you, all right? -Yes. 1203 01:10:15,367 --> 01:10:18,165 l'll help you. 1204 01:10:21,767 --> 01:10:24,964 You even have dust on your skin. 1205 01:10:27,487 --> 01:10:29,557 99! 1206 01:10:30,247 --> 01:10:34,798 Deputy, the next time you must return to the Chamber as minister! 1207 01:10:35,807 --> 01:10:38,719 Dear Don Pasquale, you're very kind, 1208 01:10:38,767 --> 01:10:40,758 but maybe l'm not worthy. 1209 01:10:40,807 --> 01:10:44,561 -As an under-secretary, then! -No! Either a minister or nothing! 1210 01:10:44,607 --> 01:10:46,996 So, let's drink to the health of the Minister 1211 01:10:47,047 --> 01:10:49,356 -Long live the Minister! -Long may he live! 1212 01:10:49,407 --> 01:10:52,319 -Uncle lgnazio! -l'm coming Excuse me. 1213 01:10:53,567 --> 01:10:56,843 -Aren't we performing the ceremony? -l'm waiting for the Deputy's wife. 1214 01:10:56,887 --> 01:10:59,355 ln the meantime, shall we put in writing the matter of my free meal? 1215 01:10:59,407 --> 01:11:02,240 -No. Do you think it's necessary? -Of course it is! 1216 01:11:02,287 --> 01:11:04,084 Notary, write this down. 1217 01:11:04,367 --> 01:11:08,121 -Dishes that l don't like. -Fads... 1218 01:11:08,367 --> 01:11:11,006 Potatoes with pork fat. 1219 01:11:11,327 --> 01:11:13,318 With lard. 1220 01:11:14,047 --> 01:11:16,686 Pickled courgettes. 1221 01:11:17,287 --> 01:11:19,482 Pickled courgettes. 1222 01:11:30,207 --> 01:11:33,677 That face looks familiar. Where have l seen it before? 1223 01:11:34,727 --> 01:11:38,720 Madam, washing like that serves no purpose. 1224 01:11:39,607 --> 01:11:42,280 You're covered in dust. lt's gotten in everywhere. 1225 01:11:42,327 --> 01:11:46,366 What the Ghibli blowing? lt has covered your skin.. 1226 01:11:47,287 --> 01:11:50,962 Your clothes are full of dust in the seams, everywhere! 1227 01:11:51,647 --> 01:11:53,558 There's only one thing to be done. 1228 01:11:53,887 --> 01:11:58,915 Take everything off. Let's lather you up all over! 1229 01:11:58,967 --> 01:12:01,765 Shall we get you nice and soapy? 1230 01:12:02,727 --> 01:12:08,279 Madam, you're French, l'm Turkish... Let's fraternize. 1231 01:12:08,607 --> 01:12:11,997 Give me a hug, my Latin sister! 1232 01:12:12,367 --> 01:12:14,358 Latin sister! 1233 01:12:15,927 --> 01:12:18,316 You're not a real Turk! 1234 01:12:18,367 --> 01:12:20,961 Of course l'm not a Turk. l'm Neapolitan. 1235 01:12:21,967 --> 01:12:23,685 And proud of it! 1236 01:12:24,127 --> 01:12:27,403 -l adore Neapolitans. -l don't understand, Madam.. 1237 01:12:27,447 --> 01:12:30,962 -l adore Neapolitans! -Really? You adore Neapolitans? 1238 01:12:31,207 --> 01:12:34,165 And l adore women like you. And how! 1239 01:12:34,887 --> 01:12:37,560 Occupied! 1240 01:12:37,687 --> 01:12:40,645 We're not in. We're out. 1241 01:12:40,687 --> 01:12:43,485 Look in some other room. He often wanders around the house. 1242 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,722 We came to see if you need anything. 1243 01:12:53,767 --> 01:12:56,201 No, no. The Turk knows how to do everything. 1244 01:12:57,167 --> 01:12:59,727 l do what l can. l get by. You can leave us. 1245 01:12:59,767 --> 01:13:01,678 We're aware that you know how to do everything. 1246 01:13:01,727 --> 01:13:04,878 Madam, your husband is getting impatient. He's waiting for you. 1247 01:13:04,927 --> 01:13:07,157 Fine! l'll be right down. 1248 01:13:07,567 --> 01:13:11,242 Do go, dear ladies. As soon as she's dressed, she'll come down. 1249 01:13:15,527 --> 01:13:18,246 -Here, Deputy, have a cookie. -Oh, no thank you. 1250 01:13:18,287 --> 01:13:20,403 They're a specialty of Sorrento! Taste how good they are! 1251 01:13:20,447 --> 01:13:23,007 Uncle lgnazio! That's it! l've had enough! 1252 01:13:23,047 --> 01:13:25,515 -Are we having the ceremony or not? -Why wouldn't we? 1253 01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:28,604 Go and call the bride, otherwise he'll do something crazy! 1254 01:13:28,647 --> 01:13:30,842 -Right away! Concettina! -Yes, sir? 1255 01:13:30,887 --> 01:13:33,355 -Bring the bride here! -l'll go and get her. 1256 01:13:33,407 --> 01:13:37,036 -Otherwise, what'll l do? -Stay calm. 1257 01:13:37,087 --> 01:13:40,557 Here she is. Come, my dear. 1258 01:13:40,607 --> 01:13:44,043 Here's your bride! 1259 01:13:44,087 --> 01:13:47,204 Don't call me that! l'll never marry him! No! No! No! 1260 01:13:47,247 --> 01:13:49,966 -Lisetta, what are you saying? -Did l hear correctly? 1261 01:13:50,007 --> 01:13:52,601 l'll never marry you not even if you drag me to the altar! 1262 01:13:52,647 --> 01:13:55,923 You have the courage to tell me to my face... 1263 01:13:55,967 --> 01:13:57,958 ... that you won't marry me even if l drag you to the altar? 1264 01:13:58,007 --> 01:14:00,316 -Don Carluccio, calm down.. -Get out of here! 1265 01:14:00,367 --> 01:14:03,643 Donna Lisetta, you're finished! 1266 01:14:04,607 --> 01:14:07,075 Prepare your tomb, Donna Lisetta! 1267 01:14:07,127 --> 01:14:09,800 lt's no use. l've created a scandal and l won't marry you. 1268 01:14:09,847 --> 01:14:12,998 Fine! Then call the undertakers'. 1269 01:14:13,047 --> 01:14:15,481 "Tomorrow, in Sorrento, the funeral of Donna Lisetta"! 1270 01:14:15,527 --> 01:14:18,485 No, Carluccio, stop that! Calm down. Do it for me. 1271 01:14:18,527 --> 01:14:20,597 -Uncle, l'm doing it for you. -Thank you. 1272 01:14:20,647 --> 01:14:23,639 Pasquale, don't think this is the end of it. 1273 01:14:23,687 --> 01:14:29,080 Tomorrow morning, l'll come by and there'll be hell to pay! 1274 01:14:29,167 --> 01:14:32,955 Let me through!! Out of the way! Out of the way! 1275 01:14:33,407 --> 01:14:35,398 -Why did you act like that? -Don Felice told me to. 1276 01:14:35,447 --> 01:14:37,961 -Don Felice?! -Come! Explain everything to me. 1277 01:14:38,407 --> 01:14:40,363 Waiter?! 1278 01:14:41,727 --> 01:14:45,606 Can you tell me where Donna Angelica's room is? 1279 01:14:45,647 --> 01:14:49,276 Yes, it's down there. 1280 01:14:49,327 --> 01:14:52,285 The second door. 1281 01:14:53,167 --> 01:14:57,763 Pasquale, who'll reimburse me all these expenses? 1282 01:14:57,807 --> 01:15:00,605 -What expenses? -All the lights... 1283 01:15:00,647 --> 01:15:03,480 4 candles and 2 glasses of water? Give me a break! 1284 01:15:03,527 --> 01:15:07,315 Ladies and gentlemen the reception is over. The exit is this way. 1285 01:15:07,367 --> 01:15:09,642 Good evening. Good evening. 1286 01:15:15,807 --> 01:15:17,957 My dear! 1287 01:15:21,287 --> 01:15:23,926 What's going on? l want an explanation. 1288 01:15:24,007 --> 01:15:26,282 -What are you doing? -This. 1289 01:15:26,327 --> 01:15:29,239 -You're not the Turk.. -Why? Don't Turks do it? 1290 01:15:29,287 --> 01:15:32,757 -l mean... You're not the Turk. -Are you Turkish? 1291 01:15:32,807 --> 01:15:34,718 -Am l Turkish? -l don't know. Are you Turkish? 1292 01:15:34,767 --> 01:15:36,485 -You say you are. -Am l Turkish? 1293 01:15:36,527 --> 01:15:38,483 -You're Turkish. -You're Turkish. 1294 01:15:38,527 --> 01:15:40,563 l'm not Turkish! Let's not get confused! 1295 01:15:40,607 --> 01:15:42,484 -Let's clear the matter up! -Very well. 1296 01:15:42,527 --> 01:15:44,597 -lf there's a Turk here... -That's me. 1297 01:15:44,647 --> 01:15:47,525 No! What are you making me say? No way am l a Turk! 1298 01:15:47,727 --> 01:15:50,287 l'm not Turkish, but neither are you. 1299 01:15:50,327 --> 01:15:53,558 lf you're not the Turk, why are you hugging my wife? 1300 01:15:55,007 --> 01:15:57,726 Sorry! 1301 01:16:00,207 --> 01:16:02,926 -Dear Cocchetelli... -Cocchetelli? 1302 01:16:02,967 --> 01:16:05,481 -Don't be so formal. -l don't want to get chummy! 1303 01:16:05,527 --> 01:16:07,483 What airs you give yourself! 1304 01:16:07,527 --> 01:16:10,485 -Call me Deputy. -Deputy.. 1305 01:16:10,527 --> 01:16:12,836 -Carry on. -Let's talk man to man. 1306 01:16:12,887 --> 01:16:17,005 l may not be Turkish but them she's not your wife. 1307 01:16:17,127 --> 01:16:20,483 What do you mean? l swear she's my wife. 1308 01:16:20,527 --> 01:16:22,483 -The Deputy is a liar. -Why? 1309 01:16:22,527 --> 01:16:25,121 -You'll go to Hell.. -What do you know? 1310 01:16:25,167 --> 01:16:28,045 For various reasons, she's not your wife. Firstly, she speaks French. 1311 01:16:28,087 --> 01:16:30,078 -What's that to do with it? -Secondly, she doesn't wear a ring. 1312 01:16:30,127 --> 01:16:34,405 Thirdly, l recognized her face. 1313 01:16:34,567 --> 01:16:38,401 l've seen her dancing the can-can at the Salone Margherita theater. 1314 01:16:38,447 --> 01:16:41,007 Then there's another thing that clinches it. 1315 01:16:41,047 --> 01:16:43,880 -And what would that be? -Listen to me. 1316 01:16:43,927 --> 01:16:47,556 A cute face like that, a pretty girl like that, 1317 01:16:47,607 --> 01:16:50,679 would never marry a man as ugly as you 1318 01:16:50,727 --> 01:16:53,480 even if that man is a member of parliament! 1319 01:16:53,527 --> 01:16:55,563 That's enough! won't be blackmailed by anyone! 1320 01:16:55,607 --> 01:17:00,635 Stop now, honey! 1321 01:17:00,687 --> 01:17:03,201 l'm thinking of Don Pasquale, 1322 01:17:03,247 --> 01:17:06,125 who thinks he has a Turk in his house but he doesn't! 1323 01:17:06,167 --> 01:17:08,362 -That's true. -What a fine mess! 1324 01:17:08,407 --> 01:17:10,921 -He thinks that... -How dim l look! l recommended you. 1325 01:17:11,487 --> 01:17:15,719 -And you have the cheek to laugh? -The issue itself makes me laugh. 1326 01:17:15,767 --> 01:17:18,201 -You'll soon stop laughing. -Why? 1327 01:17:18,247 --> 01:17:20,397 Why? Do you know what l'll do? 1328 01:17:20,447 --> 01:17:22,677 l'll go to Don Pasquale and tell him the whole truth. 1329 01:17:22,727 --> 01:17:25,400 Carry on laughing. 1330 01:17:26,607 --> 01:17:28,643 What are you doing? 1331 01:17:28,767 --> 01:17:31,076 -You won't be laughing much longer. -l'm getting convulsions! 1332 01:17:31,127 --> 01:17:34,802 -You can't go to Don Pasquale. -Really? And why not? 1333 01:17:34,847 --> 01:17:37,600 Don Pasquale is a very correct person, an honorable man 1334 01:17:37,647 --> 01:17:40,639 who puts his home and his family first, is that clear? 1335 01:17:40,687 --> 01:17:44,077 ln Sorrento, everyone votes for whoever Don Pasquale votes for. 1336 01:17:44,127 --> 01:17:46,516 -They vote following his vote. -l see. 1337 01:17:46,567 --> 01:17:49,559 When Pasquale finds out you were a guest in his house... 1338 01:17:49,607 --> 01:17:51,757 not with your wife but your mistress, 1339 01:17:51,807 --> 01:17:56,164 he'll be upset and will get everyone to vote for your rival. 1340 01:17:56,207 --> 01:17:58,516 l think he's right. 1341 01:17:58,567 --> 01:18:01,479 -You're on his side too! -l am right. 1342 01:18:01,527 --> 01:18:05,361 -This is blackmail! -Sometimes, it's a necessary evil. 1343 01:18:05,407 --> 01:18:09,195 But l assure you that l cannot be blackmailed. 1344 01:18:09,247 --> 01:18:12,762 Then let's go to Don Pasquale. Don Pasquale! 1345 01:18:12,927 --> 01:18:15,521 Just a moment! What a hurry you're in! Come here. 1346 01:18:15,567 --> 01:18:18,081 lt's best to think things over. 1347 01:18:18,127 --> 01:18:20,118 -Let's go to Don Pasquale. -No, just a moment. 1348 01:18:20,167 --> 01:18:23,876 l'll have to sacrifice myself for the good of the nation. 1349 01:18:24,487 --> 01:18:27,923 The nation needs me and l'll make this sacrifice. 1350 01:18:28,167 --> 01:18:31,284 l'll speak with him but not now. We'll talk about it in the morning. 1351 01:18:31,327 --> 01:18:34,000 Yes, we'll talk about it in the morning. Very well. 1352 01:18:34,407 --> 01:18:36,875 -Would you mind leaving now? -Who? 1353 01:18:36,927 --> 01:18:39,600 -You. -Come off it! 1354 01:18:39,647 --> 01:18:41,603 -Excuse me? -Cocchetelli! 1355 01:18:41,647 --> 01:18:44,161 -Cocchetelli! -Deputy Cocchetelli, if you please! 1356 01:18:44,487 --> 01:18:46,842 -Deputy... -Leave now. 1357 01:18:46,887 --> 01:18:49,481 -Let's fall in with the situation. -What do you mean? 1358 01:18:49,527 --> 01:18:53,805 The lady must get dressed. l must help her. 1359 01:18:53,847 --> 01:18:55,883 -You! -You're not her husband, 1360 01:18:55,927 --> 01:19:00,159 so, therefore, consequently, you can't . 1361 01:19:00,207 --> 01:19:02,801 l'm not allowing you to dress her! Get out of here! 1362 01:19:02,847 --> 01:19:05,566 Then l'll go to Don Pasquale. Don Pasquale! 1363 01:19:05,607 --> 01:19:07,643 No! That's not what l meant. 1364 01:19:07,687 --> 01:19:10,485 l said l couldn't allow it however... 1365 01:19:10,887 --> 01:19:13,765 ... l'll make this sacrifice for the good of the nation. 1366 01:19:13,807 --> 01:19:15,718 The nation will be grateful to you. 1367 01:19:15,767 --> 01:19:18,565 Yes, but remember that's not the end of it. 1368 01:19:19,327 --> 01:19:21,363 -Take this. -Thank you. 1369 01:19:27,727 --> 01:19:29,718 Put your legs up. 1370 01:19:32,087 --> 01:19:35,284 He gave me a note challenging me. 1371 01:19:37,607 --> 01:19:39,882 Oh! lt's something different! 1372 01:19:40,047 --> 01:19:43,960 "Vote for the Honorable Enrico Cocchetelli." 1373 01:19:44,767 --> 01:19:47,156 Right! Votes are secret. 1374 01:19:47,327 --> 01:19:49,477 Honey, to the polls! 1375 01:19:57,847 --> 01:19:59,838 Deputy, we're pleased to have you among us. 1376 01:20:00,007 --> 01:20:02,646 The pleasure's all mine. -A cup of hot chocolate? 1377 01:20:03,167 --> 01:20:05,806 -Please don't put yourself out. -lt's no trouble at all. 1378 01:20:06,247 --> 01:20:10,843 Thank you. Of course, having a Turk in the house, 1379 01:20:10,887 --> 01:20:12,878 dear Don Pasquale, is a real stroke of luck. 1380 01:20:12,927 --> 01:20:15,680 Actually, l wanted to keep Felice to myself, 1381 01:20:15,727 --> 01:20:18,639 but then, to help a friend like yourself... 1382 01:20:18,687 --> 01:20:21,645 -You're too kind. -lt's true. 1383 01:20:21,967 --> 01:20:25,243 The Deputy is a really fine person 1384 01:20:25,687 --> 01:20:30,602 Madam, you're fortunate to have a husband like him. 1385 01:20:30,647 --> 01:20:33,241 Don Pasquale! Excuse me. 1386 01:20:33,287 --> 01:20:35,755 -A gentleman's asking for you. -Later, later!. 1387 01:20:35,807 --> 01:20:38,526 -He says it's urgent. -Then l'll be right down. 1388 01:20:38,567 --> 01:20:40,683 -Please excuse me a moment. -But of course. 1389 01:20:40,727 --> 01:20:42,922 -Would you like a rum baba? -No, thank you. 1390 01:20:42,967 --> 01:20:45,356 -l made them myself. -Really? 1391 01:20:45,407 --> 01:20:47,477 Then they must be delicious. 1392 01:20:48,287 --> 01:20:50,596 This chocolate is very good, isn't it, dear? 1393 01:20:50,647 --> 01:20:53,161 Good morning. You wanted to speak with me? 1394 01:20:53,327 --> 01:20:56,125 -l want to offer you a deal.. -A deal? 1395 01:20:56,287 --> 01:20:58,881 lf l help you save 1,000 liras a month, 1396 01:20:58,927 --> 01:21:01,646 -you give me 500. -How does it work? 1397 01:21:01,687 --> 01:21:05,043 lt's very simple. You're paying a salary of 1,000 liras... 1398 01:21:05,087 --> 01:21:08,124 to a person who came into your home under false pretences. 1399 01:21:08,767 --> 01:21:11,600 -Tell me more! -Are we agreed on the 500 liras? 1400 01:21:11,647 --> 01:21:13,478 Agreed! 1401 01:21:14,167 --> 01:21:16,806 -Now... -Would you like some hot chocolate? 1402 01:21:16,847 --> 01:21:19,281 No, chocolate no. lt makes me hot. 1403 01:21:19,327 --> 01:21:21,477 lt's delicious. -A rum baba? 1404 01:21:21,527 --> 01:21:24,758 One rum baba from both of you. A half from each one. 1405 01:21:26,967 --> 01:21:30,357 Where is he? Out of here!! Get away from him! Leave him! 1406 01:21:30,407 --> 01:21:33,080 l know what you're up to. You're no Turk. 1407 01:21:33,127 --> 01:21:35,277 -What? -You're not Turkish! 1408 01:21:35,327 --> 01:21:38,319 What? l'm not Turkish? l even have turquoise eyes! 1409 01:21:38,367 --> 01:21:40,358 l'm a heavy smoker! l smoke like a Turk, so l'm Turkish! 1410 01:21:40,407 --> 01:21:44,116 l'm not falling for it! Come away! Lock yourselves in your rooms. 1411 01:21:44,807 --> 01:21:47,002 -Where are you going? -To lock myself in with them. 1412 01:21:47,047 --> 01:21:49,880 You're staying here! And you, Deputy! 1413 01:21:50,007 --> 01:21:52,680 You shouldn't have played this trick on me. 1414 01:21:52,727 --> 01:21:55,195 Don Pasquale, l assure you, l swear... 1415 01:21:55,247 --> 01:21:57,317 You shouldn't have done this to me. 1416 01:21:57,367 --> 01:22:00,359 -Nobody move! -What do you want? 1417 01:22:00,887 --> 01:22:02,878 -Quiet! -Quiet! 1418 01:22:02,927 --> 01:22:04,758 -l'm here!! -He's here! 1419 01:22:05,167 --> 01:22:07,476 Don Pasquale, l'm here about what happened yesterday evening. 1420 01:22:07,527 --> 01:22:10,405 All of Sorrento knows about the affront l suffered... 1421 01:22:10,447 --> 01:22:13,484 and everybody's waiting to see what will happen. 1422 01:22:13,727 --> 01:22:16,878 l have to do something. l must kill someone. 1423 01:22:16,967 --> 01:22:19,481 What can l do if Lisetta doesn't want you? 1424 01:22:19,527 --> 01:22:21,643 Lisetta "must" want me. 1425 01:22:21,687 --> 01:22:24,485 Young man, Lisetta doesn't want to marry you. 1426 01:22:24,527 --> 01:22:27,041 -Why? -'Cause she wants to marry another. 1427 01:22:27,087 --> 01:22:30,363 That makes me laugh! 1428 01:22:30,407 --> 01:22:32,477 Laughter's good for your health. 1429 01:22:32,607 --> 01:22:36,395 lf Lisetta wants to marry another, she'll be marrying a corpse. 1430 01:22:36,447 --> 01:22:38,802 ln that case... 1431 01:22:38,847 --> 01:22:40,599 -Get out. -Get out? 1432 01:22:40,647 --> 01:22:42,683 -Uncle, did you hear that? -Yes, l heard that. 1433 01:22:42,727 --> 01:22:44,479 -Auntie, did you hear that? -Yes. 1434 01:22:44,527 --> 01:22:47,087 -Pasquale, did you hear that? -Yes, of course.... 1435 01:22:47,367 --> 01:22:49,085 They heard it. 1436 01:22:49,127 --> 01:22:51,561 -Did you all hear it? -They all heard it! 1437 01:22:51,607 --> 01:22:54,041 -l heard it too.. -Right! Get out! 1438 01:22:54,287 --> 01:22:56,482 He said it again.! Uncle lgnazio, did you hear that? 1439 01:22:56,527 --> 01:22:58,483 -Yes, l heard it. -Aunt Angelica, did you hear that? 1440 01:22:58,527 --> 01:23:00,279 -Yes. -What about you, Don Pasquale? 1441 01:23:00,327 --> 01:23:02,283 Everybody heard it! 1442 01:23:02,967 --> 01:23:04,923 What can l say? 1443 01:23:05,407 --> 01:23:07,796 -l shall... 1444 01:23:07,847 --> 01:23:10,680 l feel sorry for you because you're not from Sorrento. 1445 01:23:10,727 --> 01:23:13,719 You certainly don't know l'm Carluccio "The Man of lron". 1446 01:23:15,207 --> 01:23:17,801 See this tray? 1447 01:23:20,407 --> 01:23:22,875 You're a man of steel? See this tray? 1448 01:23:22,927 --> 01:23:25,805 See it? See it?? 1449 01:23:27,647 --> 01:23:30,036 -What are you planning to do? -What am l planning? Turn around. 1450 01:23:32,887 --> 01:23:35,196 -What was that ? -A kick. 1451 01:23:35,247 --> 01:23:38,478 -Uncle, did you see that? -Pasquale did you see that? 1452 01:23:38,527 --> 01:23:40,597 French Miss, did you see that? Concettina, did you see that? 1453 01:23:40,647 --> 01:23:43,798 -But he felt it. -Well done! 1454 01:23:43,927 --> 01:23:46,487 Well done! You gave me a kick! 1455 01:23:46,527 --> 01:23:49,485 -What do you want to do now? -What do l want to do? This! 1456 01:23:51,887 --> 01:23:54,276 The man of iron has lost a tooth of steel! 1457 01:23:54,487 --> 01:23:57,126 l'm going to the dentist to have it examined... 1458 01:23:57,247 --> 01:24:01,559 ... and if, by chance, this tooth has no cavity, 1459 01:24:01,927 --> 01:24:04,487 -there'll be hell to pay for. -Don't make me laugh! 1460 01:24:26,607 --> 01:24:28,518 What a funny guy! 1461 01:24:29,527 --> 01:24:33,076 -He's certainly no Turk! -You're right, Pasquale. 1462 01:24:33,127 --> 01:24:36,199 l'm not a real Turk.. l'm a Neapolitan Turk. 1463 01:24:36,287 --> 01:24:39,916 But l'm a gentleman and a fine person. 1464 01:24:39,967 --> 01:24:42,686 No, Deputy! Deputy! 1465 01:24:43,567 --> 01:24:46,798 The Deputy has nothing to do with this affair. 1466 01:24:46,847 --> 01:24:49,042 -He knew nothing about it. -Oh, thank goodness! 1467 01:24:49,087 --> 01:24:51,601 -The cross! -What are you doing? 1468 01:24:52,367 --> 01:24:54,642 Goodness, there are two of them! 1469 01:24:54,687 --> 01:24:58,043 One's for Don Pasquale and one's for Don lgnazio. 1470 01:24:58,087 --> 01:25:00,965 Here you are. l must request something of you. 1471 01:25:01,087 --> 01:25:02,964 -Be less stingy. -Am l stingy?! 1472 01:25:03,007 --> 01:25:06,238 Yes! Extremely stingy As for you, Don Pasquale, 1473 01:25:06,287 --> 01:25:08,676 l mean Cavaliere, 1474 01:25:08,727 --> 01:25:12,720 don't ruin your health with this absurd jealousy. 1475 01:25:12,767 --> 01:25:15,156 Give your wife a little freedom. 1476 01:25:15,207 --> 01:25:18,040 Let her have fun. Nothing bad will come of it. 1477 01:25:18,087 --> 01:25:20,521 As for Lisetta. let her marry whomever she likes. 1478 01:25:20,567 --> 01:25:23,400 Women like men who are romantic, poetic, like themselves. 1479 01:25:23,447 --> 01:25:25,722 Wait! Come here. 1480 01:25:26,047 --> 01:25:29,198 ln this store, among all the dried figs, 1481 01:25:29,247 --> 01:25:32,125 a little poetry would be nice. Not out of place. 1482 01:25:32,487 --> 01:25:35,638 Moreover, we'll all help the Deputy at the next elections. 1483 01:25:35,687 --> 01:25:38,759 The lady's leaving tomorrow. She's going back to Paris. 1484 01:25:38,807 --> 01:25:41,116 -Actually, she's not... -The lady is returning to Paris. 1485 01:25:41,167 --> 01:25:43,476 -Think of the next elections. -Very well. She's leaving. 1486 01:25:43,527 --> 01:25:46,200 -What can we do for you? -Nothing, nothing at all. 1487 01:25:46,247 --> 01:25:49,125 l don't want medals or titles, 1488 01:25:49,167 --> 01:25:51,397 nor a standing as a gentleman. 1489 01:25:51,447 --> 01:25:55,565 l want to remain the servant of this audience. 1490 01:25:58,565 --> 01:26:02,565 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 121108