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Lexx 3.12 The beach

Kai! You gotta save me!

I'm sorry Stan, but I cannot.

What do you mean, you can't?!

I do not float.

I don't wanna die!

I made it.

I can't believe I made it.

Kai!

Kai?

Kai?

Kai, where are you Kai?

Kai, can you hear me?

You can do it, Tweedle.

You can make it.

You've always made it before, you're
gonna make it this time too, I know it.

Somebody - can you hear me?!

This is a bad dream
- a very bad dream.

Here! Here, here! Over here,
help me, I'm over here!

I'm here. This way, this way,
please. It's Stanley H...

Ostral B heretic...

please help me.

Kai. Stan.

Somebody help, please.
Please, somebody, please.

Where's Kai?

I don't know.

What do you mean, you don't know?

Stan's gone too.

As if that matters.

He can't be gone. It doesn't
make sense, my circuits are shorting.

Kai, Stan and I were crossing
over with everyone from Girltown.

I saw Lexx eat some things.

They were just in front of him
and he ate them. Some balloons and -

Us. We were there too.

Lexx ate the balloons and Kai and
Stan were knocked out of the moth.

I think they fell down to Water.

Lexx?

Yes, captain?

How are you the captain?

Stan gave me the key
when he fell out of the moth -

or the key left him on its own,
I don't know.

- Lexx?
- Yes, captain?

Why did you eat the balloons?

Because I was hungry.

They were delicious, but they
were only a very small snack.

I am still very hungry.

Can you fly now?

I think I can, but not very far.
I need to eat much more.

Do you know what happened to Kai?

Who is Kai?

The most gorgeous hunk of man
that ever lived! - and then some.

The dead man in black.

I don't know.

We were there in the moth with
the balloons when you ate them -

you almost ate us!

They were very tasty, and
I am still very hungry.

You have to go back down.
You have to find Kai.

You have to do something!

I know, but what?

I estimate that we could
effectively patrol

the entire surface
of the planet in 142.3 days.

That won't do Stan much good.

What?

He's a dead assassin.

That means he's been decarbonised.

That means he doesn't float!

And I can't bear to think
about what that means!

You have to keep looking 790,
please, keep looking.

Prince?

Hello, Stanley.

What are you doing here?

I'm here because I have caught
you in my net, so to speak.

Caught me, how?

We will discuss
that soon, together.

Where are we?

We are between Fire and Water.

But there's nothing between
Fire and Water.

I mean, there's no,
no land on Water,

there's no water on Fire,

and no planets in the sky,
how can, how's that possible?

You made it possible.

But - sometimes, there are
no planets in the sky, right?

Sometimes they're out
of sight on the other side.

You are on the other side.

OK, well, that settles that,
but, but this is a beach,

I mean, did we, did we miss
something somehow, or -

No, you didn't miss anything.

Then where am I?

As I said, you're between
Fire and Water.

But not on either one of them -
not yet, anyway.

Look - here you come.

That guy looks just like me.

What's that?

Nothing important - just a body.

Nothing important?!

It's a dead body
- but not my dead body.

Oh, Stanley. Poor, poor Stanley.

You're wasting your time.

- Maybe.
- You are!

Got any other suggestions?

Yes. Eject his carcass into space
and concentrate on looking

for my beloved hunk of living death.

790, this is the deal. You
have to help me fix up Stan.

Once we've taken care of him,
we'll start trying to find Kai, OK?

The protein regenerator
repairs damaged flesh.

It does not bring
the dead back to life.

Well, Stan is damaged flesh.

Stan is destroyed flesh. He is dead.

Well, we have to try.

It's a waste of time.

I already heard that, now
are you going to help me or not?

I will do anything you ask, as long
as you help me find my beloved.

Fine. Let's try.

But it is a waste of time.

Who are you?

Stanley Tweedle.

Well, technically that could be
the right answer,

seeing as how you look just
like me. But I'm Stanley Tweedle.

Let's skip the technicalities.
Let's talk about you.

I was!

Tell me, Stanley - would you rather be
on Fire, or on Water?

Well, I'd rather be
on Water of course,

not that I'd ever wanna
have to make that choice.

Don't worry, you won't. He will.

He will decide whether you
suffer forever on Fire,

or enjoy yourself forever on Water.

Well, who's he and why
does he get to decide?

I'm you.

And therefore he knows you
better than anyone else.

I will argue that you should spend
eternity with me on the planet Fire.

And I will make sure that you suffer.

He's very good with pain .

I am.

OK, well, who's gonna argue that
I should spend my time on Water?

provided that's the only alternative

It is. And you are. You
will defend your life,

and he, the other you,
he will be your judge.

So, Stanley
- tell me all about yourself.

- What, everything?
- Everything.

There's nothing you can hide -

although there may be a few things
that you might want to explain.

I - I've always just done
what I had to do,

to get from one day
to the next - more or less.

More or less?!

It's working.

No, it's not.

Those are just nerves firing
in response to electrical stimulation.

The man is dead.

But we've repaired everything
on his body. Why isn't he alive?

He's not alive because
he's a rotting sack of meat,

and I told you this would not work.

We are wasting precious time

that could be usefully spent
rejoining two hearts in love.

Kai doesn't have a heart,
and nor do you.

I have a virtual heart.

No you don't,
and Kai doesn't love you.

Yes he does!

No he doesn't! The dead don't love.

Why do you hate me?

I don't hate you.

You do, admit it.

I will only admit that you are
one very messed up robot head.

So then he asks us to wait
outside while he went inside

and bought himself a drink.

But me and my brother, we just,
you know, left him there,

and by the time he came back out
we were long gone.

What a way to treat your best friend

Well he was being a jerk, you know?

We didn't have any money,
and he wasn't going to share.

But still, you were willing
to abandon your best friend

because he wouldn't share
a drink of soda water with you

Yeah. You know, we were
never friends after that.

I mean, something just got broken
and it couldn't be fixed.

See, but at the time
I told myself, you know,

this is the right thing to do,
but you know,

I knew it wasn't. I mean,
he was just in a mood,

I shouldn't have left him there.

I know how bad he must
have felt when he came out

and his best friends were,
you know, gone.

Not as bad as you're going to feel.

You know, there hasn't been
a day, a week, a month,

a year that's gone by in the rest
of my entire life

that I haven't thought about that
and just felt bad,

wished there was some way
I could make it up.

Well, you can't.
What's done can't be undone.

So - does that mean
I'm gonna have to go to Fire?

No.

You were only fourteen.

Oh - so we're gonna talk about
the 94 Reform planets, huh?

I mean, that's what's gonna
do me in, right?

- No.
- No?

That was a sin of omission.

His Divine Shadow destroyed
the 94 Reform planets.

If you had given up your life
to save them,

we wouldn't be walking on the beach
right now, you'd already be on Water.

But you chose not to be a hero,

you chose to live on,
and do many bad things.

What bad things?

You made many bad choices -

the kind that I prefer - when you
could have made good choices.

Frozen meat. Dead meat.

Stanley meat.
All exactly the same thing.

You're just wasting
power storing it in there.

I'm the captain now, so I can
waste power if I want to.

Come on 790, let's go.

Where are we going?

- Fishing.
- Excellent idea.

From the time I arrived on the Cluster,

until the time I played
a very significant role

in the destruction of the Divine Order,
nothing much happened -

I mean, in my life. On a personal level.

Nothing comes to mind that you did wrong?

Well, I'm sure there musta -
might have been a few small things

but there's nothing I can remember,
that well.

Nothing?

Nothing springs to mind.

That's funny. A few things
are springing into my mind.

Yes. They spring in, and then -
they springout again.

Invalid code. Access denied.

Zev of B3K, there is no escape.
Surrender at once

I got her, I have her!
I got Zev of B3�!

Fugitive alert. This fugitive
wanted,for immediate termination.

Selfish behaviour,
don't you think?

I do.

Oh come on, I didn't even
know who she was!

Or care.

Look, she coulda been a killer
or something!

I mean, besides, you know, that
was all just a reflex action.

OK, fine, I admit it! Maybe
I didn't do the best thing,

but I was in a panic, now you're
not gonna condemn me for that.

No.

He doesn't have to.

What do you mean?

You'll see.

Ladies - I've got the hand,
the key to the Lexx.

It only does what
I tell it, remember?

Ah - what's that?

His Shadow's personal flagship,
the MegaShadow,

and the Cluster's
24th attack wing.

Er - Lexx, could you please
destroy them, if you don't mind?

I cannot fulfil your command.

They are forces under the immediate
direction of His Divine Shadow.

And you are not permitted
to destroy them.

I'm security guard 4th class
Stanley Tweedle,

and I've been captured
by these escaped prisoners,

and I'm surrendering the Lexx,

and I truly
worship His Divine Shadow.

You waste of skin!

You knew who Xev was then,
didn't you?

Sort of.

And yet you still did not hesitate
to betray her.

I was stalling for time, really.

really.

Really?

No. You were afraid of dying.

Whereas you should have been afraid
of what would happen after your death.

So you're saying that I've gotta go
to Fire now, is that it?

Not at all.

You've done many things that are far
worse than that in your little lifetime.

Really?

Yes, really.

- Here.
- How can you tell?

It's a robot location kind of thing.

What's that?

I don't know, it just is.
I know that this is the spot

where you found the dead
security guard's body.

But how do you know that? there is nothing
to make any reference to, just open water.

First I lose my man, and then
everybody starts to pick on me!

I'm not picking on you,
I just asked you a question.

You hate me!

790, I already told you,
I don't hate you.

You love him, don't you?

Who?

I knew it. I knew it, I knew it!
You're in love with my dead man!

Look, 790 - I will admit
that once I had some -

in fact, quite a lot of feelings for Kai.
It didn't go anywhere, because it couldn't.

I'm alive and he's dead,

so I've tried to move on.

You've tried, but you haven't succeeded.
You're trying to steal my stiff away!

Are you sure this is the spot?

Would I steer you wrong?

I don't know, you might want no-one
to have him if you can't.

I love him completely, don't I?

In your special 790 way, you do.

Then I want us to find my man
- desperately!

I believe you.

- When we catch him, promise you'll
let him be mine, and mine alone.
- No.

- Please, Xev, I'm begging you.
- No.

- I'll humiliate myself. I'll do anything!
- No.

- Then I'm going to kill myself.
- You won't.

Yes I will!

No you won't - because you can't.

You're a robot head. You cannot
even move if I don't pick you up.

Then throw me over the side!

No.

Please, Xev. I can't stand to live
another minute longer,

knowing that you're trying to steal
my man away.

I'm not trying to steal
your man away.

You're not?

No.

I'm just fishing for him - like you. Who
knows if either one of us will catch his fish?

So I have a chance?

Yes, 790, you have a chance.

Not much of one, but a tiny
little robot head in love chance

to make his dead man
dreams come true.

I'm so happy!

Oh no - we're out of rope.

You're not taking everything
into account.

I did good things too.
Can you make them appear?

You can, if you can think of any.

Kill, kill, kill, kill...

It was me and Xev. If we hadn't
been destroying those brains,

Kai never would have got
his chance to kill the Divine Shadow.

See, so I helped destroy the Divine Shadow
and rid the universe of the Divine Order.

Now, that's gotta count
for something.

I'd say she acted very bravely

Well, so did I!

Going along with her brave act was a good
choice, I admit Stanley, most unusual for you.

But I did it. I did help!

Yes you did. And that will cancel out
some of your wrong choices.

OK. So, I mean, that's gotta mean
that I get to go to Water.

Not at all. The best part - from
my point of view, anyway... is yet to come.

Remember this?

It's at the maximum. It's the red hot sea. If we
don't get more flame, we're gonna crash and burn.

That's all there is.

OK, then we have
to lose weight now.

So - who's going
to volunteer to die?

I volunteer him.

I volunteer you.

It's our balloon. We picked you up, and
you got some extra free life, so come on Fifi,

do the right thing, come on, over the side.
Come on Fifi - you lost the vote, take it easy.

No, no, you jump!

I'm not gonna jump!

I'm not jumping!

Come on - if you're not gonna jump
we'll just have to throw you over�!

Forget it!

Kai!

No, please, I'm begging you. You can't just
kill me, snuff out my life like it was nothing.

And if Duke's right, and there is another
life, you all might have to pay for this wrong!

I thought you didn't
believe him.

We don't have a choice.

Fifi, come on.

No! Killing is wrong - there's gotta be a way.
OK, so we don't think there's enough fuel.

Well, maybe the wind'll
change direction or something.

You can't just take away a man's precious
life because there isn't enough wind!

Come on Fifi, let go!

I don't know, Stan. I don't know
if I can throw him over the side either.

You're going crazy on me again, Xev.
Look, just be practical for once.

What good is it gonna do if we all crash
and burn? Look, come on Kai, gimmee a hand here.

Well, if killing someone
is wrong, then it's wrong .

Yeah!

Look. There's just so much
to choose from.

Stan, this is Xev.

We've found somebody alive,
could be more.

Somebody,
what kind of somebody?

A female somebody.

Female -

is she attractive?

Is that all that
matters to you?

Yeah, pretty much.

Bye, Stan.

No, wait, wait!

But what's so wrong about that?

Does the word selfish
mean anything to you?

Oh, come on, that's small.
What do you expect, perfection?

Look, I was just being a guy, with needs,
you know, like any other guy.

Anyway, OK look,
I already paid for that.

How?

Well, I was almost raped
by a robot head.

Only almost. And what about this?

790 is an electronic device,
won't he be destroyed too?

790's mini-brain is not an
electronic circuit

and so it shouldn't be destroyed,
isn't that the part that counts now?

790 is a hybrid - part human,
but mostly machine.

Any pulse that destroyed the drones
would certainly destroy 790.

So?

The Lexx is about to die here,
and we're about to die with it.

We can't stop to
save a robot head!

But we did stop, we went back
for the stupid robot head.

We almost got killed in the process.

But would you have gone back
if Xev hadn't pushed you?

Look, I didn't want to go back inside
the Lexx because it wasn't sensible.

We were risking Xev's life too

and I didn't want her to die, anymore
than I wanted me to die.

And somebody had to be practical
on her behalf, because she never is!

There, see, I was right.

I don't agree,
but I will concede the point.

Well, good. We're finally starting to move
this process in the right direction.

That direction is about to change.

Oh, so what are we going
to talk about now,

me losing the amino acid codes that caused
94 Reform planets to be destroyed?

No.

Then what?

Well, I don't remember anything else
that I did that was especially wrong -

anything big, that is.

I remember.

I was there.

I would have liked you Stanley.
I know I would have.

I would have liked you Stanley.
I know I would have.

I know I would have.

I know I would have.

I know I would have.

May? May? May? May,
are you there?

Am I here Stanley? Am I?

I am here for you Stanley,
if you want me to be.

May?

Do you want me Stanley?

May? May, are you there?

She's there Stanley.

She's there Stanley.

She's there for you if
you want her to be.

Prince?

She's there Stanley.

She's there for you if
you want her to be.

Prince, what are you doing here?
You're, you're dead, aren't you?

Do you want her, Stanley?

What - what are you
talking about?

Do you want May?

Do you want her to be there, to
be alive and yours, yours alone?

I dunno. What are you talking
about, what are you saying?

I'm saying, do you want May
to be alive and yours, or not?

Well, um, but she's -

She's dead, yes - but she does not have
to be dead, if you don't want her to be.

But how?

You saw me die, hmm?

Do you want May
to live, Stanley?

Yes, yes I want May to live
and be mine alone.

Good. Then you and I will
make a deal.

I will give you May.

And in return, you will agree
to use this ship, the Lexx,

to help me to destroy
the planet Water.

But there are people
on the planet Water.

Yes there are people there.

Can they leave?

No. They must also be destroyed
along with the planet.

When would I have to do this?

As soon as you can.

No. No, I can't. I mean,
I can't destroy an entire planet

and everybody on it for,
for just one person.

That's a good decision.
You've passed the test.

Only temporarily, or you
wouldn't be here.

Does this mean May
will live now?

No, no. This means May, will stay
as she is. She will remain dead.

Oh - here comes the best part.

Prince? Prince? Prince?

I'll use the Lexx to blow up Water
if May can live. I agree! Prince?

Prince!

Stanley?

May? You're alive.

That will be a very costly kiss -
for you, anyway.

- No.
- What, no?

No, I did not destroy Water.
Water was not blown up.

Stanley, you're not being condemned
for destroying the 94 Reform planets,

because that is not something
that you wanted to happen -

although it did happen
and arguably it is your fault.

No, I did not want it to happen
and it didn't happen!

Water was not blown up,
by me or by anybody.

But you would have done it.
You wanted it to happen. True?

Lexx - how long now?

We will be directly aimed
at the water planet in 10 seconds.

9.

8.

7.

6.

Lexx -

5.

- I command you to -
- 4.

What?

3.

- 2.
- Lexx!

1.

- I command you to -
- To what?

Zero. We are now directly aimed
at the water planet, Stan.

Stay out of this, Xev!

Stay out of what?

Whatever it is I'm doing.

And what's that, huh?

Let me go Xev.
You don't know what's going on.

I command you to -

What are you up to,
Stanley Tweedle?

You tell me what it is right now, or
I'm going to squeeze the life out of you.

Are you going to tell me or not?
Are you going to tell me. No?

- Yes.
- All right.

Lexx - blow up
the water planet now!

As you command, Stan.

I am sorry Stanley. I missed.

We had passed the position where
I was pointed directly at the planet.

Look - it was a moment of passion, OK?
I was acting crazy, I couldn't help myself!

A moment of passion, was it?

A little, tiny moment of insanity,
that came and went in an instant?

Or was it a cold-blooded
attempt at mass murder,

that came within a hair's
breadth of success?

Prince.

You did not destroy
the water planet, Stanley.

I tried, but Xev stopped me.

Does this mean May
is gonna die now?

That's up to you.
I will give you one more chance.

You will destroy Water the next time
this ship is pointed at it,

or May will be gone
from you forever.

And if I do?

Then she will live, and be yours
for the rest of your life.

What is it Xev?

Stan - I thought
I heard something.

What?

What a tragedy. You didn't get
the girl.But she certainly got you.

We will be there in
two minutes, Stanley.

Good.

Lexx, I command you -

Don't think so, Stanley.

We're not going to destroy a planet,
we're not going to kill people we don't know,

we are not going to kill Kai anymore
than he's already dead, you hear me?

Lexx - I command you to -

No, Stanley! We're not going
to destroy the planet, do you hear me?

OK Xev, yes, I hear you, I agree, I agree.
Just let me up so I can breathe.

Stanley, ask the Lexx if he is past
the point where he can destroy the planet.

Ask him Stanley, and there is no
point in trying anything else!

Lexx? Lexx - are you
still pointed at the planet?

Yes I am, Stan. I will be aimed
at the water planet for 6 more seconds.

5.

4.

- Lexx -
- 3.

Don't even try!

2.

1.

We are no longer aimed
at the water planet.

But I didn't know that it was the planet

where all the good people went after they
died.I didn't know it was so important!

No matter. You knew that it was
a planet with people on it,

and you were willing to commit mass murder
for your own selfish personal pleasure!

True, Stanley Tweedle?

Yes!

I was in love.

That's nice. But it is not
a reason to kill.

And that is all I have to say.

I will see you later,
Stanley Tweedle!

We can't give up now!

We're not giving up, 790.
It just wasn't the right spot.

We'll try other places when
it gets light again.

It was the right spot, I'm sure. That was exactly
where we found the security guard's carcass.

We didn't find Kai.

Don't worry, 790,
we'll find him somehow.

Did you open? Drop it, move!
Here, I'm here!

What was that?

What?

I have enhanced hearing,
and I just heard him.

Who?

Who else but the greatest
man who ever died?!

Really?

I am in robot heaven!