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Lexx 2.02 Terminal
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You need a man,
a red hot loving Stan.
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If you wanna be satisfied,
I'm your guy, forget Kai
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You need me, 790,
I have the technology
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for thee, sweet pea.
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- No, me...
- Me
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- Me
- Me
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Why should she want you?
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Because I'm a man, you're a can.
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You're a man? That's news.
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Well, you're a can - not news!
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- At least I can sing.
- So can I.
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Since when? You're not
wanted here, leave!
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You leave!
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You!
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You!
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I'm leaving.
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Where are you going?
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Yes, where?
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To wake Kai.
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What for?
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Yes, what for?
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To sing to, to talk to, I don't know.
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Zev, come on now. You know dead man
only has a limited amount of
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He has enough protoblood to last
for months.
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Months fly by!
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And cryostasis gives him years.
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Look, if you wanna sing gorgeous,
sing to me!
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Sing to me!
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I know how to open his pod myself,
you know
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Yeah, but I'm almost certified.
It's a delicate machine,
you gotta have the touch.
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Exactly - so you're excluded.
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Stand aside and let me direct Zev.
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I know what I'm doing.
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Since when?
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Just open it.
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Not like that, you got
the order all wrong.
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I kill you now in the name
of His Divine Shadow.
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Stan!
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Oh yeah!
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Kai!
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We must freeze him, now.
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Wait - the key! He has to give
up the key to the Lexx
or we're helpless.
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That's true. It's up to you Zev.
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A living key must pass to
a living creature.
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Stanley? Give me the key.
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Captain Stan...
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Stanley, I need it to save you,
to save us all.
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You're cute.
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Please Stan, please..
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I'm late for work -
I gotta - I gotta...
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Come on, Stanley, surrender the key!
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Surrender the key to me.
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Oh yeah.
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Isn't it wonderful how some days
turn out?...
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I don't understand
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why you insist that I keep wasting
countless hours executing your search.
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We should be celebrating!
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Just keep looking.
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As you wish, luscious dish.
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The protein regenerator was able
to repair Stan's hand before.
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Why wouldn't it work now?
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Stan's heart is shattered.
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He would suffer brain death
long before we could repair it.
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That wasn't your fault, Kai.
It was Stan's.
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He didn't work it right.
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I am aware of that.
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You are not His Shadow's assassin
anymore.
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Stan might disagree.
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But you also saved his life
many times - mine too.
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I have ended countless more lives
than I have saved.
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No, that wasn't you,
that was His Shadow controlling you.
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Ah! Ugh!
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What?
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Horrible news!
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What?
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There's hope for Tweedle!
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This is MedSat medical terminal,
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proud home of the finest physicians
in the Quadra system.
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If it's broken, we can mend it.
If it's bleeding, we can stem it.
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If it's spreading, we can halt it.
If it's sagging we can lift it.
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MedSat -
where medicine is at.
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Professional. Affordable.
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Receiving patients now.
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Will that do?
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Lexx -
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set course for that satellite.
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As you request, captain.
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MedSat medical terminal,
this is Zev of B3K.
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I'm acting captain of
the space vessel Lexx.
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We've an emergency with one of
our crew,
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and we need to bring him aboard.
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What is the nature of your
medical emergency?
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Our captain has had his heart
badly punctured.
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One moment please.
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Do you have a Q4A5 planet
insurance waiver?
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No...
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A D class standard waiver?
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Sorry.
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Any waivers of any kind?
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No.
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Then cash will be fine.
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Pardon?
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Precious metals or bankable equivalent.
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We have no precious metals
or bankable anything.
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Then your situation becomes
a class 1313.
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What's that?
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Ignored.
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You can't do that.
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I'm afraid I have no choice.
Policy is policy.
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We will pay you, later.
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I'm sorry, MedSat does
not accept credit.
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This is an emergency!
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I understand.
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Please inform the next person
to appear on the screen.
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Hey, lady - watch.
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Lexx - blow up that little
red moon we just passed.
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As you command, captain.
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I'm Dr Flag
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chief administrator of this facility.
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I understand that you have
a medical problem?
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And a money problem.
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We aren't the sort to get
hung up over money,
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when a person's life hangs
in the balance.
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How can we help?
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Once again I apologise
for your initial reception.
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Our primary responsibility
is to help people in need
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regardless of their financial situation.
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I am pleased to inform you that
your captain has been assigned
to a top surgeon,
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the very eminent -
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Dr Kazan, at your service.
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Let me add my voice to the criticism
of your rude welcome.
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I promise you that the quality
of surgery here on MedSat is better
than the administration.
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They sometimes forget that -
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human lives are at stake!
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What caused the injury?
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I punctured him - with this.
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It was an accident.
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A beautiful, wonderful accident.
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We'll fix him up, as good as new.
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Don't knock yourself out...
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Quiet!
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My team is the best of the best,
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but this looks like no mere
cardial rupture.
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His heart has been pulverised.
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I won't feed you any promises but -
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what would we be if we didn't try.
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Let's go people.
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Let's get to work.
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Dr Kazan seems to know exactly
what he is doing.
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Ha - if he knew what he was doing,
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he would promptly kill Tweedle
and then himself.
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Maybe I should get you rewired
while we're here.
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I only say these things because
I'm crazy about you.
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He must be some kind of warrior.
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- Those clothes, that hair
- That weapon.
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There's no question that he's
potentially dangerous -
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beautiful incision, doctor.
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And yet he's strangely benign.
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Curious...
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Very curious...
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Cauterise that artery, please.
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Splendidly done, doctors.
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Yea!
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The dream is over...
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I have to admit it was touch and
go there for a while,
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but there is no reason your captain
shouldn't make a full recovery.
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Thank you Dr. Funz,
Dr. Veezra.
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Good luck then.
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Thank you.
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Good luck.
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Thank you.
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It will be some time before he wakes,
as much as a day or two.
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We have some rooms available, if you -
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Thank you, but I will stay here
with Stanley.
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As you wish.
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Then perhaps some food
would be in order.
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I do not eat.
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How about you, Zev?
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Would you care to join me for dinner?
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Oh, I'd like that.
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Let's go then.
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You are not going anywhere -
Òû òîæå íå åøüyou don't eat either
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But darling -
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No, you're going to stay here with Kai.
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Stan needs you.
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You need me.
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to save you from that shifty hack
of a physician!
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So heartless. So cruel.
So delicious.
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Dr. Kazan! Dr. Kazan!
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Dr. Kazan
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did you hear? It's official.
I've made a complete recovery.
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That's excellent news Mrs. Deebee.
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My tumour's gone. My pains are gone
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and I've got the rest of my life back.
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And all because of you.
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I'm only one member of a highly
dedicated team, Mrs Deebee.
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Doctor, I am dedicated to you.
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Isn't he just so good looking?
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Thank you.
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Shall we?
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The gallant crew of the Lexx.
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I have to say that I feel
rather ordinary next to you.
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To Zev.
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May your every wish be realised.
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I - wish to be kissed.
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Show me that trick you do with
your hand again.
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I can do many tricks with my hand.
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How exactly did Stan pass it to you?
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I don't know...
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he transferred it to me as he was dying.
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Was it automatic?
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or did it require an act
of will on his part?
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I don't know. I really don't know
how it works.
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A beam of energy locked inside your body -
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mysterious, alluring, powerful -
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very much like you.
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Go on...
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You have a force, a burning vitality.
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I know you. It sounds crazy,
but I do.
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You wear your destiny on your skin.
You're one of the chosen
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I wouldn't go that far.
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Zev - where do you see yourself
in five years?
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I don't know - maybe on a nice planet
I can call home.
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with someone special.
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What's wrong?
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I can't do this.
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not with you.
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I shouldn't have seduced you into
accepting what you already know.
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I lied, Zev.
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I'm not ordinary.
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Not next to you, not next to anybody.
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What I really feel is that
you are my equal.
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You and me, Zev, are meant to be
partners in greatness.
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Your home will not be a hut
on some swampy outback planet -
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That's not what I had in mind.
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- your home will be the entire universe.
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aboard the starship Lexx,
with me at your side.
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You want to join the crew?
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We'll be the crew - you and me
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What about the others?
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Leave them behind.
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I can't, not just like that.
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Be bold, Zev. don't compromise
yourself for sentiment.
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Together we can own the universe.
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You know this is what you want.
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You are one of the chosen,
we both are. Seize your fate.
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Can't we just have sex instead?
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Look -
I need you. You need me.
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We will make a great team.
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But if you insist on making a foolish
choice, to stay with the others -
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What is so foolish about it?
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Stan is weak and pathetic.
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Kai is an undead freak of science,
and the robot is a cartoon!
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Who do you think you are?!
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Forgive me my darling. I've offended you.
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It's just that I - I so hoped
this next step would be unnecessary.
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Kazan here. We're away. Be careful.
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It couldn't be simpler.
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Take me to Zev, come back,
and Stan will still be here.
261
00:23:03,778 --> 00:23:05,237
Zev wants to be alone.
262
00:23:05,488 --> 00:23:08,991
No, she only thinks she wants to be alone.
263
00:23:11,319 --> 00:23:12,536
what was that?
264
00:23:13,754 --> 00:23:14,989
What was what?
265
00:23:15,339 --> 00:23:16,599
I heard something.
266
00:23:23,255 --> 00:23:26,509
Ah! What's that? It's - Zev! Zev!
Zev! Zev!
267
00:24:47,098 --> 00:24:48,257
Hi there.
268
00:24:52,636 --> 00:24:53,637
Everything we want...
269
00:24:53,746 --> 00:24:54,964
Anytime we want it.
270
00:24:56,383 --> 00:24:57,583
Dream it...
271
00:24:57,584 --> 00:24:58,784
Take it...
272
00:24:59,310 --> 00:25:00,410
Status...
273
00:25:00,411 --> 00:25:02,730
Money... A place beyond money.
274
00:25:03,189 --> 00:25:05,232
Power... Raw and unlimited.
275
00:25:05,566 --> 00:25:07,026
And nothing else matters.
276
00:25:07,860 --> 00:25:09,779
First thing we learned in medical school.
277
00:25:10,029 --> 00:25:11,822
We've even got matching tattoos!
278
00:25:12,823 --> 00:25:13,908
Tattoo?
279
00:25:24,335 --> 00:25:28,089
We suspect the key can be released
as an act of will.
280
00:25:29,173 --> 00:25:31,842
We know it can be released
at the point of death.
281
00:25:32,551 --> 00:25:37,473
And as doctors, we know that the will
can be broken at the point of death.
282
00:25:38,099 --> 00:25:40,184
So, better to offer us the key,
if you can.
283
00:25:41,602 --> 00:25:43,729
Should we have to go in there
and try to get it...
284
00:25:43,730 --> 00:25:45,856
things could get ugly.
285
00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:50,486
I used to be ugly.
286
00:25:51,028 --> 00:25:52,863
None of us wants that...
287
00:25:56,701 --> 00:25:58,855
The risks are enormous.
288
00:25:58,856 --> 00:26:03,165
Why die for those ridiculous
characters you call a crew?
289
00:26:05,251 --> 00:26:09,380
We're your friends. They're
your handicap.
290
00:26:11,173 --> 00:26:12,717
My friends?
291
00:26:13,467 --> 00:26:17,054
Ah, it could be so special. Good luck.
292
00:26:30,317 --> 00:26:32,027
Bye bye - ah!
293
00:26:44,632 --> 00:26:45,766
You're welcome.
294
00:26:54,425 --> 00:26:56,927
We're ready. Are you?
295
00:27:04,435 --> 00:27:07,855
Dr. Kazan! Dr. Kazan!
296
00:27:11,233 --> 00:27:14,862
Dr. Kazan! Dr. Kazan.
297
00:27:17,281 --> 00:27:18,616
I've looked everywhere for you.
298
00:27:19,909 --> 00:27:22,995
Help me. Help me.
299
00:27:23,204 --> 00:27:26,019
My dear, relax.
300
00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:28,834
you've got all the help you need
with our Dr Kazan.
301
00:27:30,711 --> 00:27:32,824
they are releasing me tomorrow,
302
00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:37,051
but I do not want to leave
without thanking you again.
303
00:27:37,259 --> 00:27:40,721
I owe you my life, doctor.
304
00:27:41,263 --> 00:27:46,852
What you owe me, you insipid old cow,
is a fortune in bills.
305
00:27:47,395 --> 00:27:49,772
so trade in your gratitude for some cash.
306
00:27:50,314 --> 00:27:52,817
But doctor, really -
307
00:27:53,234 --> 00:27:57,196
And here's the best part -
there was never anything wrong with you.
308
00:27:57,613 --> 00:27:58,656
not a thing...
309
00:27:59,490 --> 00:28:00,950
You never had a tumour.
310
00:28:01,409 --> 00:28:03,848
We went in, poked around,
311
00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:06,288
messed things up a little
to ensure your speedy return...
312
00:28:06,580 --> 00:28:09,125
emptied your purse
and sewed you shut.
313
00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:12,753
What? I didn't have a tumour?
314
00:28:13,003 --> 00:28:16,006
Mrs. Deebee - you are a tumour!
315
00:28:29,103 --> 00:28:30,935
Last chance, Zev.
316
00:28:31,422 --> 00:28:37,194
Close your eyes, concentrate
and surrender to me.
317
00:28:37,453 --> 00:28:38,579
No.
318
00:28:41,699 --> 00:28:43,701
The hand that heals
becomes the hand that steals.
319
00:28:45,578 --> 00:28:47,455
Let's start with an artery probe.
320
00:29:02,386 --> 00:29:06,057
Look how quickly his flesh
reconstitutes - fascinating.
321
00:29:06,557 --> 00:29:08,267
Perhaps we could dissolve it in acid.
322
00:29:08,726 --> 00:29:11,270
A brilliant idea, from a brilliant woman.
323
00:29:36,379 --> 00:29:38,172
Do you hear me, sir?.
324
00:29:39,298 --> 00:29:40,424
Yes, I can hear you.
325
00:29:40,925 --> 00:29:43,135
I have to say, you are hard to kill.
326
00:29:43,969 --> 00:29:46,263
That has not always been the case.
327
00:29:47,306 --> 00:29:50,601
So, the question is - how do we kill you?
328
00:29:51,602 --> 00:29:57,441
The answer is, I am already dead -
as you soon may be.
329
00:29:57,942 --> 00:29:59,610
I'll bet you're feeling
a little angry right now.
330
00:30:00,236 --> 00:30:01,695
Feelings don't enter into it.
331
00:30:03,155 --> 00:30:05,241
You should be thanking us for our efforts.
332
00:30:06,075 --> 00:30:07,785
For a creature like yourself,
333
00:30:07,786 --> 00:30:09,495
eternal peace would be a blessing.
334
00:30:10,037 --> 00:30:12,123
On some other occasion, perhaps.
335
00:30:13,374 --> 00:30:14,833
The acid didn't work.
336
00:30:14,834 --> 00:30:16,293
Why don't we just keep him frozen?
337
00:30:17,044 --> 00:30:19,839
Because if he ever thaws out,
he will certainly come after us -
338
00:30:20,164 --> 00:30:21,215
won't you, my friend?
339
00:30:21,966 --> 00:30:23,134
Yes I will.
340
00:30:24,135 --> 00:30:26,721
We can blow up MedSat
with him on it when we leave.
341
00:30:27,388 --> 00:30:28,806
That won't stop you, will it?
342
00:30:30,541 --> 00:30:30,600
No.
343
00:30:31,934 --> 00:30:34,228
Besides, I can't resist the challenge.
344
00:30:35,104 --> 00:30:39,233
It seems clear that you will
be able to rematerialise unless
345
00:30:39,650 --> 00:30:41,736
we break you down into subatomic particles.
346
00:30:42,570 --> 00:30:46,907
Our satellite drive is powered by
a plasma beam from the ion furnace.
347
00:30:47,575 --> 00:30:51,537
I'm going to redirect that beam
right into your face.
348
00:30:52,955 --> 00:30:55,499
What do you think of my plan, dead man?
349
00:30:57,585 --> 00:30:58,586
Fire away.
350
00:31:00,254 --> 00:31:02,048
Your plan might break up MedSat too.
351
00:31:02,298 --> 00:31:05,217
Not if I'm smart - which of course, I am.
352
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:13,059
I used to believe that the doctor thing
was selfless and noble.
353
00:31:13,768 --> 00:31:17,605
I would say "What would we be,
if we didn't try?".
354
00:31:18,189 --> 00:31:19,273
and actually mean it -
355
00:31:20,191 --> 00:31:24,070
then it just became a line.
Guaranteed panty remover.
356
00:31:24,495 --> 00:31:25,654
It worked on you.
357
00:31:26,489 --> 00:31:28,588
Of course, being a love slave
358
00:31:28,589 --> 00:31:32,787
your panties aren't exactly
glued on, are they?
359
00:31:34,038 --> 00:31:36,665
What I do is not noble,
Zev, far from it.
360
00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:41,003
But I do beautiful work.
Perfect work.
361
00:31:42,213 --> 00:31:44,298
on undeserving losers...
362
00:31:45,132 --> 00:31:46,175
Poor you.
363
00:31:47,426 --> 00:31:48,786
Patients are wallets...
364
00:31:49,887 --> 00:31:57,144
wallets with entrails,
and I reach my hands down into those
greasy guts and stitch them up -
365
00:31:57,645 --> 00:32:01,482
for what? Little dribs and drabs of money.
366
00:32:03,192 --> 00:32:08,114
But not any longer,
because I will have the Lexx.
367
00:32:09,115 --> 00:32:10,574
At least you're honest.
368
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,494
Honest, young, gifted and gorgeous!
369
00:32:14,662 --> 00:32:15,913
We don't have to do this, Zev.
370
00:32:17,081 --> 00:32:18,290
Let me have the key.
371
00:32:18,674 --> 00:32:19,750
Never!
372
00:32:23,921 --> 00:32:27,258
Dr. Kazan - I think maybe you
should hold off on the juice
373
00:32:27,883 --> 00:32:28,968
Excuse me?
374
00:32:29,510 --> 00:32:33,639
There's something about her DNA
that's a little - unfamiliar...
375
00:32:34,348 --> 00:32:36,767
She's got the key to the Lexx
buried in it.
376
00:32:37,685 --> 00:32:39,854
Maybe, but that's not what I mean.
377
00:32:40,354 --> 00:32:42,815
I need more time to analyse
her cell structure.
378
00:32:42,907 --> 00:32:44,016
You don't have it.
379
00:32:44,358 --> 00:32:46,861
I'm telling you that there are some
truly abnormal elements.
380
00:32:47,194 --> 00:32:48,904
So figure them out, that's your job.
381
00:33:14,805 --> 00:33:17,099
I'm keeping the key.
382
00:33:18,559 --> 00:33:20,060
We'll see about that.
383
00:33:21,062 --> 00:33:25,191
This will sting a bit -
a lot, actually.
384
00:33:46,929 --> 00:33:48,055
Wake up Tweedle...
385
00:33:48,589 --> 00:33:50,240
wake up!
386
00:33:55,471 --> 00:33:57,348
Guh! Wake up.
387
00:33:59,642 --> 00:34:01,477
Tweedle, wake up -
388
00:34:05,022 --> 00:34:07,775
Yes!
389
00:34:08,609 --> 00:34:09,976
Come on!
390
00:34:30,097 --> 00:34:31,573
Vital signs?
391
00:34:31,766 --> 00:34:32,825
20%
392
00:34:34,168 --> 00:34:35,352
18%
393
00:34:36,479 --> 00:34:37,588
12%
394
00:34:38,523 --> 00:34:39,548
8%
395
00:34:40,466 --> 00:34:41,817
More.
396
00:34:43,494 --> 00:34:44,695
5%
397
00:34:47,932 --> 00:34:49,158
3%
398
00:34:50,852 --> 00:34:52,061
More.
399
00:34:52,061 --> 00:34:53,370
She'll die!
400
00:34:54,488 --> 00:34:56,574
Die? Maybe...
401
00:34:57,616 --> 00:34:59,618
Obey - certainly.
402
00:35:00,236 --> 00:35:01,712
Give it up Zev.
403
00:35:05,158 --> 00:35:06,283
More.
404
00:35:08,161 --> 00:35:09,278
2%
405
00:35:10,872 --> 00:35:12,222
1%
406
00:35:19,430 --> 00:35:21,065
She's at the point of death.
407
00:35:37,281 --> 00:35:38,699
Well, well - I knew it.
408
00:35:43,379 --> 00:35:44,738
That's right.
409
00:35:46,540 --> 00:35:48,209
that's right...
410
00:35:50,378 --> 00:35:52,463
come to papa...
411
00:35:54,924 --> 00:35:56,550
looking good...
412
00:35:56,801 --> 00:35:57,593
Oh my...
413
00:35:58,135 --> 00:35:59,345
um, doctor?
414
00:36:00,137 --> 00:36:01,013
Not now, Berg.
415
00:36:01,430 --> 00:36:02,881
Excuse me, but I insist that -
416
00:36:02,973 --> 00:36:04,975
I said not now, Berg.
417
00:36:07,686 --> 00:36:10,815
I win - again.
418
00:36:12,650 --> 00:36:14,902
Doctor - she's not entirely human.
419
00:36:15,152 --> 00:36:16,737
I can't hear you, Berg.
420
00:36:21,242 --> 00:36:22,702
She's not all human.
421
00:36:23,953 --> 00:36:26,455
Not human? What the hell is she then?
422
00:36:26,872 --> 00:36:28,324
Some kind of reptile.
423
00:36:29,166 --> 00:36:30,609
A reptile?
424
00:37:56,253 --> 00:37:57,788
I saved your captain.
425
00:38:00,099 --> 00:38:01,433
I saved him.
426
00:38:06,347 --> 00:38:07,998
I know where Kai is.
427
00:38:09,850 --> 00:38:11,977
If you kill me now,
you don't know where to find him.
428
00:38:15,731 --> 00:38:17,391
I'm too beautiful to die!
429
00:38:35,243 --> 00:38:36,385
Zev!
430
00:38:36,919 --> 00:38:38,879
Zev, where are you, Zev?
431
00:38:39,722 --> 00:38:40,873
It wakes.
432
00:38:42,225 --> 00:38:43,259
Where am I?
433
00:38:43,259 --> 00:38:44,593
MedSat medical terminal.
434
00:38:45,136 --> 00:38:47,638
MedSat? What is this stuff?
435
00:38:48,264 --> 00:38:51,183
The doctors who healed you have taken Zev.
We have to find her!
436
00:39:01,102 --> 00:39:02,544
The wrap!
437
00:39:04,455 --> 00:39:05,990
What's the matter with this thing?
438
00:39:05,990 --> 00:39:08,743
Get the wrap off my eyes,
I'm losing control!
439
00:39:10,077 --> 00:39:11,746
We're gonna hit 'em, do something!
440
00:39:35,853 --> 00:39:37,254
Aah! Eat the robot!
441
00:39:38,731 --> 00:39:41,025
Zev! Is it you?
442
00:39:41,659 --> 00:39:42,902
Zev?
443
00:39:42,902 --> 00:39:45,196
I told you that doctor was a quack.
444
00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:52,203
Come on, follow her.
445
00:39:52,703 --> 00:39:54,372
I'm trying.
446
00:39:54,789 --> 00:39:56,140
Try harder.
447
00:39:56,791 --> 00:39:58,542
I hate you.
448
00:39:59,243 --> 00:40:00,636
Come on!
449
00:40:55,891 --> 00:40:59,520
Wow! And that was just a test.
This is definitely going to work.
450
00:41:00,146 --> 00:41:02,031
OK - full power.
451
00:41:56,285 --> 00:41:58,996
Zev! Darling! No! No!!!!!
452
00:42:13,895 --> 00:42:15,629
We have to do something.
453
00:42:15,763 --> 00:42:17,431
I believe we are too late.
454
00:42:17,848 --> 00:42:18,891
No, no...
455
00:42:22,236 --> 00:42:23,470
Goodbye.
456
00:42:26,557 --> 00:42:27,950
Thank you.
457
00:42:33,697 --> 00:42:35,783
I had a good life with you guys.
458
00:42:36,826 --> 00:42:39,537
I did all right for a girl
who grew up in a box
459
00:42:40,663 --> 00:42:42,456
You can't die. You can't...
460
00:42:44,634 --> 00:42:46,093
I'll miss you.
461
00:42:53,059 --> 00:42:54,343
Zev...
462
00:42:59,557 --> 00:43:01,099
I love you.
463
00:43:49,815 --> 00:43:51,817
No!
464
00:44:16,309 --> 00:44:17,526
What are you doing?
465
00:44:19,887 --> 00:44:21,463
Bringing Zev home.
466
00:44:47,581 --> 00:44:49,667
Forever, by the Zev, Zev...
467
00:44:52,837 --> 00:44:55,715
Forever by Zev I did lay...
468
00:45:02,805 --> 00:45:05,516
I'm gonna turn the Lexx around.
469
00:45:05,517 --> 00:45:08,227
and I'm gonna blow the MedSat
medical terminal into dust! Hear hear!
470
00:45:09,562 --> 00:45:12,815
That's revenge. Do you think
it is an acceptable motivation?
471
00:45:13,274 --> 00:45:14,942
I don't care.
472
00:45:15,735 --> 00:45:17,820
Those who did this to her are already dead.
473
00:45:19,113 --> 00:45:21,907
Well, that's just gonna take
some of the fun out of it.
474
00:45:22,074 --> 00:45:24,493
Zev died saving us.
475
00:45:26,579 --> 00:45:28,239
It would not be her wish.
476
00:45:33,627 --> 00:45:37,423
Yeah, just like her.
Deny me everything.
477
00:46:16,629 --> 00:46:20,800
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