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Whoa!
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That's 14 minutes
till your fucking bus, Reece.
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Bang out of order!
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Four shouts water rule!
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What if I stay in bed now?
What's the five shouts rule?
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Fucking fire!
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How am I supposed to go to school
if I don't even have my uniform?!
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I put it next
to your fucking bed, Reece!
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Oh. Thanks, Mum.
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You're fucking welcome.
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Go on. Oh, wait.
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You forgot my kiss.
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Hang on, what?
We don't even do that.
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You were gonna though, weren't you?
Soft shite!
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No, I weren't.
You're off you head, you, you know.
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Come here. Mwah!
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Have a good day. Love you.
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Love you.
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MUSIC: 'Don't Sweat The Technique'
by Eric B & Rakim
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Oh, my God.
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What's that?
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Morning, Pat, lad.
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Don't sweat the technique
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Don't sweat the technique
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Let's trace the hints
And check the file
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Let see who bit
To detect the style
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I flip the script
So they can't get foul
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At least not now
It'll take a while
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I change the pace
To complete the beat
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I drop the bass
Till MCs get weak...
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Oh, there he is. Come on, lad!
What's happening?
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See you soon.
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CHEERING
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Mo Salah, Mo Salah
Made it on the bus.
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LAUGHTER
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MCs wanna beef
Then I play for keeps
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When they sweat the technique.
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That's a tough one.
Mm.
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Mike Woodworth's.
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Yeah, how'd you get that?
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Kinda looks like him.
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You got 12 out of 15, girl. Go 'ead.
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What are you gonna do with them?
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It's ammunition, innit?
If they ever wind me up,
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then I'm putting their tiny cocks
on the Year 11 group chat.
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like today, I actually forgot
to have my breakfast.
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So I threatened Sevo
unless he got me these.
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LAUGHTER
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Lads are so thick.
Hm.
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You ask,
and they send within seconds.
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We could make our own version
of Guess Who?
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Has your cock
got FIFA in the background?
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Hmm, has your cock got a wide base
but a narrow head?
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LAUGHTER
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Hey, speaking of bell ends,
who's this?
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Looks like he's just tested positive
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for defo getting
his head caved in today.
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That's that posh muppet
from earlier.
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Eh?
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Dickhead.
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Ooh!
You're in trouble!
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That was dead funny, yesterday.
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Reckon she'll snitch, though?
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Chinese people don't grass, lad.
It's not part of the culture.
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What I really need to know, Reece,
is was it racially motivated?
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YOU'RE racially motivated, lad.
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The mouse was in
Li Wei's pencil case.
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Li Hua is in 11E.
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So let's say we forget
about all this expelling silliness,
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and I'll say nothing to no-one
about you being...
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WHISPERS: ..the top dog
for the Ku Klux Klan Woolton branch.
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Sit down, Reece.
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I get it.
Practical jokes can be funny.
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A friend of mine found images of me
and his wife on my computer.
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He was convinced
that they were real,
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but they were just photoshops.
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Very real-looking photoshops.
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Anyway, Reece,
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this has been a continual pattern
of poor behaviour,
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and I can't ignore the complaints
of the East Asian Society.
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You what?
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She's not even Asian!
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We cannot, and we will not, stand by
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while toxic western men
like Reece Duffy
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exhibit abhorrent behaviour
aimed at our community.
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SPEAKS MANDARIN
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You gave me no choice, Reece.
I've already informed your mother.
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'You're gonna answer my FaceTime!
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'Expelled?
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'Are you fucking serious, gobshite?!
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'You know, I've always thought
I was doing a good job with you.
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'I was determined I wasn't gonna
let you be affected
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'by your dad not being around,
and with this,
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'you're making me question whether
I've been a good mother at all.'
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Isn't it funny how we're mates,
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but if your mum would let me
bury my face in her arse,
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I would without hesitation?
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Isn't that weird?
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I've never really thought
about it, mate.
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Would we really not
be mates anymore?
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We'd get through it.
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I suppose, yeah, but...
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I doubt you'd ever come round
for tea again, though.
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Nah. See, now, that's a problem,
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cos your ma makes
a sick pork casserole.
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Oh, I'm gonna have to rethink.
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All right, Wigbert, lad.
All right, fucking Barnaby, lad.
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Fucking Norman, lad.
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Fucking Npeter
with a silent "N" at the start.
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Let me guess, then.
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What, your sisters have
hyphenated names
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to try and sound posher?
Like Ruby-Mae or Louise-Rose?
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Ted, how does he know
your little sister's name?
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You'll get pasted, lad.
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Wait, I need him. Paste him later.
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Agree to everything I say
to Mr Meacher. Yeah?
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So, let me get this straight, Reece.
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You are offering
to look after Christopher here
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as a kind of last chance saloon?
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Well, I feel for him, being new.
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Look at the state of him.
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He looks so posh,
like he doesn't just play rugby,
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but he plays it with Prince William
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constantly bumming him
around the pitch.
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I know that I can't do great things,
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but I can do small things,
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and if we all do small things,
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then together
we can do a great thing,
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like Uncle Dale...
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..and turn it around.
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OK, Reece, then report back here
on Friday at 9am.
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If I'm happy
and Christopher's happy,
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we'll discuss you staying here.
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Close the door on the way out.
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So, what did we think
of the character of Mr Darcy
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at the beginning of the story?
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Why are you worried about
what we think about Mr Darcy, sir,
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when our Lizzie
is the sound one here
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but nobody cares about her?
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Do you not care about women, sir?
Your wife left you
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and now you hate women, sir?
I'm not married or have been.
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You're about 40
and never been married?
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It's a bit dodgy, that, sir.
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Unless you think
you're too good for women, sir?
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Think you're all that, do you, sir?
Like all men do.
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LAUGHTER
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Erm, Con, are you messing?
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I tricked you into sending me nudes
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cos you thought
I was gonna send you one back.
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Even after the 50th nude,
you still didn't click on.
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Fifty, though?
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Did you not think
this ain't happening?
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I thought a fresh angle
might win her over.
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And Reece,
you defo think you're all that.
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Didn't stop you
from kissing us, though.
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I was drunk.
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It was two years ago.
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Paedo, then.
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OK, that's... that's enough.
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So, Mr Darcy.
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Nah, Mum.
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Come on, I'll call social services
and tell them you're starving me.
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I've already spoken to them.
I told them what you did.
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They said to starve
the little fucker.
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I've got a plan.
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I've agreed with Meachie
to mentor this new kid.
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Who the fuck
are they gonna let you mentor?
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Him there.
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What, him, the lanky one?
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Hiya, excuse me, hi.
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Yeah, you.
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Is our Reece mentoring you?
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Er... er...
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Oh, has he got a disability?
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Is that why you've gotta mentor him?
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No, Mum.
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Oi, hiya, yeah, hiya.
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Are you depressed?!
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Is that why you're sat on your own?
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What's he going red for?
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Oi, you wet fart!
I asked you a question!
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LAUGHTER
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Good luck with mentoring that one.
He's got no fucking manners.
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Trust me, it's gonna work.
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KNOCK AT WINDOW
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HE MOUTHS
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What the hell are you doing here?
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Some Viennetta, love. We don't
always slum it here, you know.
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Oh, sorry, I didn't know
you were entertaining a guest.
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I'll leave you two, to er,
get to know each other.
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Why did you take your shirt off?
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Would you like some juice?
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Sorry, Pat, it's just
Chrissy keeps insisting
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I'll be more comfortable
if I take my trousers off.
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I don't get it. I'm not hot.
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I didn't ask him to... We're not...
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Chrissy, it's OK.
Don't be embarrassed.
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"The truth shall set you free."
The Bible.
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You should say the part
of the Bible,
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like "Matthew 8." Not just...
"The Bible."
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That's a bit racist, that.
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Christopher.
Sorry!
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I'll go get you both some juice.
Give you more time to... you know.
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CHRISTOPHER GROANS
What are you doing here, then?
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Is that Secret Millionaire show
coming back for the posh kids?
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Oh, well, if you must know,
my mum died
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and now I have to live here
with my grandma.
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Who calls them "grandma"?
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"Ooh, Grandma,
what big ears you have."
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Nah, but yeah, lad,
soz about your ma.
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People always say they never think
it'll happen to you,
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but I think you do know
it can happen to you.
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But you can't live your whole life
being worried.
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Do you know what I mean?
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You need to get out
of this shitty room, lad.
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I bet you haven't even been
to Sweet Corner
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and smashed in
the pineapple and toffee cubes.
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Are they a part of your five a day?
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What do you watch on YouTube, lad?
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Posh prick reacts
to crushed avocado on toast?
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What do you watch, huh?
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Lazy chav reacts
to lack of life opportunities?
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BOTH STRAINING
AND GRUNTING
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Just put it in there, Chrissy!
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Hey, Reece.
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Lad... just seen
this new caretaker outside, yeah?
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And I know your ma says
your da done a runner,
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but he's got a massive snoz
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and he walks like he's got
a tiny cock.
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You should ask him for a DNA test.
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Do you get it?
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LAUGHTER
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He's a knob, that little...
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He's got too much tos-testerone.
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That's why he's always kicking off,
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and why he needs to have a wank
seven times a day.
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You what?
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He has to wank seven times a day,
just to function.
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Seven?
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And you know that gay lad
in the sixth form, what's his name?
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Thomas.
He told me that Lewis was bragging
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about Aimee giving him her knickers
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because he needed them
for his big lunchtime wank,
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to get himself through the day.
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HE GASPS
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And there, lads,
is the drop-off in action.
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Oh, my God!
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Eee!
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Vile.
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I mean, it's good he's having
an open dialogue
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about his sexual needs.
252
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,960
It's important we encourage
the greater communication.
253
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,960
But at the same time,
just stop wanking.
254
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:54,160
But that's why I like talking about
me head being in your ma's arse.
255
00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,960
I'm all about open dialogue.
256
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:56,960
Lad, I honestly don't think
257
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,960
your head's going anywhere near
his ma's arse.
258
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,960
All right, well, I have a plan B.
259
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:01,960
Go 'ead.
260
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,800
If I can't bury it in her arse,
I'll bury it in her tits.
261
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,960
BEEP
262
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,960
BEEP
263
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,960
HE SIGHS
264
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,960
LAUGHTER FROM OUTSIDE
265
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,960
REECE: Bow!
266
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,960
Oh, my God.
What's your pronouns, girl?
267
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:38,960
Oh, her pronouns are "as if",
"no chance" and "not interested".
268
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,960
And we'll tell her yours -
269
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,960
"disgusting little perverted rat".
270
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,960
They're conjunctions and verbs,
mate.
271
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,960
And you should respect
that I identify
272
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:52,960
as a disgusting little
perverted rat.
273
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,960
And the DLPR community
strives for equality.
274
00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:58,960
Eurgh!
275
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,000
Another tough one?
Hmm.
276
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,960
Adam Costello's.
Yeah, how'd you get that?
277
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,960
I'm good with people's eyes, girl.
278
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,000
And there's something about his
that screams "vile racist".
279
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,960
Mm.
280
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,800
Must take you a while to, like,
go back and find them.
281
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,960
Oh, yeah. I mean, this one
was from when he was about 13.
282
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,640
I had to go back, like, three years.
283
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:35,960
Do you know what?
It was worth it, though,
284
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:39,960
when I blackmailed him
into getting me these.
285
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,960
LAUGHTER, TEXT ALERT
286
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,960
Oh, Chantal's sent
a new dick pic in the group.
287
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,960
Let's see. I'm on form today
with my guesses, me.
288
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,960
Eee, that looks like a traffic cone!
289
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,960
That's Lewis's.
290
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,960
The little rat!
Aw, Aims.
291
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,960
I mean, maybe he could get it,
like, flattened out or something?
292
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,960
Traffic-cone-cock cheating bastard.
293
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:12,960
So, yesterday's poetry homework.
294
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,960
Who wants to read theirs?
295
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,960
No.
296
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:21,960
Well, someone needs to reads theirs
so I'm doing my job.
297
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,960
New boy.
298
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,480
Er, I didn't know
we would read it out.
299
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,960
And I didn't know teaching
would be so damn tiring.
300
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,960
Read.
301
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:34,320
MO IMITATES FART,
LAUGHTER
302
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,960
The sky is full of faces now
303
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,960
Your face
304
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:44,960
Laughing, crying, scared...
305
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,960
..happy.
306
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,960
The face I love and miss the most...
307
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,960
Is he starting to cry?
308
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,960
But how do I say...
309
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,960
I wanna read mine, sir.
310
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,800
Er...
311
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:03,960
..The Door.
312
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,960
The door
313
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:09,960
Let me in
314
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,960
Who's in there?
315
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,960
It's Brexit
316
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:18,320
Was I right? Was I wrong?
317
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,960
Am I now forgotten?
318
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:26,960
Brexit, Brexit, Universal Credit
319
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,960
Don't get angry, get evil.
320
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:31,960
Cheers.
321
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,960
Go 'ead, lad.
Heavy poetry, that, you know.
322
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,960
OK, but where was the imagery
and alliteration
323
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,960
that was the point of the task?
324
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,960
I don't know, sir. Brexit took them.
LAUGHTER
325
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,800
Was that about your dog?
326
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,960
I lost my hamster, Angelica,
last year.
327
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,960
Dark times.
328
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,480
He's a vile creature, anyway,
that Mr Dunn.
329
00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:00,320
He once made me read out
my essay about my dreams,
330
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:03,960
and well, my dream is to be
the first person from Merseyside
331
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,960
to win an Oscar
since Glenda Jackson in 1973.
332
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,800
And I swear, he started laughing.
333
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,960
Well, remember that you're
the captain of your soul.
334
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,960
You what?
It's a quote from Nelson Mandela.
335
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,960
It means you're in the driver's seat
of your life.
336
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:17,960
Don't listen to others.
337
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,960
Who's Nelson Mandela?
338
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,960
I'm only messing. I know who he is.
339
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,960
I know you probably came
from some fancy school
340
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,640
with your whiteboards and that,
341
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,960
but we do get taught stuff
at this school too, you know.
342
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,960
Is that Uncle Ben, the rice fella?
343
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:39,160
That's Nelson Mandela,
the first South African President,
344
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,960
beacon of social justice
and democracy.
345
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:42,960
Hey, they're my bird's.
346
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,800
He dismantled apartheid.
347
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,960
Not a clue.
348
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,960
Reece - toilet, now!
I need your help.
349
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,960
The memories of our kiss
come flooding back now, yeah?
350
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:54,960
Your foo-foo's hungry.
I've got the "Reece-ipe".
351
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:55,960
LAUGHTER
352
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,800
Shut your gob,
or I'll change my mind.
353
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,960
Go 'ead, Reece!
Go and get her, lad!
354
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,960
Reece.
355
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:06,960
You went to Sweet Corner?
356
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,960
Life-changing.
357
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,960
In fact, you've changed my life.
358
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,480
I've been lonely here.
359
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,960
But you make me smile.
360
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,160
You give me hope.
361
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,800
Nobody's seen me
since I've been here.
362
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:27,960
But you, Reece... you see me.
363
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:31,960
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you off your head?
364
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,960
But I thought the stuff
in the bedroom was...?
365
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:38,000
LAUGHTER
366
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,960
Not bad, that, lad. Not bad.
367
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:52,960
Good, good.
368
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,960
OK.
369
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,960
HE GROANS
370
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,640
Ladies.
371
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,960
Are you looking for your mentor?
372
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,960
Reece Duffy?
373
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,960
The whole school heard it
in the canteen.
374
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:24,480
Oh, yeah - stupid, isn't it?
Him as my mentor?
375
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,960
No, no, I'm looking for a book,
actually.
376
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,960
It's called, erm, Social Equality...
377
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,960
Social Equality: The Prospects
Of Tomorrow by Florian Schuppert?
378
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,960
Yeah, that's the one, Schuppert.
379
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:36,960
Hm.
380
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,960
Sorry, it turns out Reece Duffy
381
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,960
actually took
that book out yesterday.
382
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,960
Oh, damn it.
383
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,960
He's probably got the whole
political sociology section on hold.
384
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,160
THEY LAUGH
385
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,000
I heard him and his cronies,
saying things to you.
386
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,320
I mean, they're gonna have
to grow up one day.
387
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,960
Although, can you imagine them
having an actual job
388
00:18:58,960 --> 00:18:59,960
that contributes to society?
389
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,320
Exactly.
390
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,960
A cleaning job, maybe.
You know his mum's a dinner lady?
391
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,960
It makes perfect sense.
What else would she do?
392
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,960
"Erm, please give
our Reece a job!
393
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,960
"Yeah, he'll steal all your laptops,
but he's a good lad, honestly."
394
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,960
No, I didn't mean it like that.
395
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:16,480
My mum was a dinner lady.
396
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:22,960
Take your privileged white male
micro aggressive attitude elsewhere.
397
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,000
Schuppert would be disgusted.
398
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,960
KNOCKING
399
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:31,960
Yeah?
400
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,960
Can I quickly use your bog, Pat?
401
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,960
I've come home for my lunch
and I forgot my key.
402
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,960
It's in there.
403
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,960
Yeah, very funny (!)
Let's bum, whoo!
404
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,960
Oh, Grandma, I'm bumming Reece
to death, because I'm so gay!
405
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:01,960
Ho-ho-ho (!)
406
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,960
Grow up.
407
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:06,960
What the hell's that?
408
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,960
You're disgusting!
What's your problem? I thought...
409
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,960
You thought what?
We were gonna play PlayStation?
410
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,960
Suck each other's nutsacks?
411
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,960
You don't wanna be mates with me,
lad. My ma's only a dinner lady,
412
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,960
and who knows what job
I'll end up doing, eh?
413
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,960
VOICEMAIL ALERT
414
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,960
'Cheer up, mate.
415
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,960
'You're acting like
your mum's just died
416
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,960
'and someone's shat
on your bedroom floor.
417
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,960
'Seriously, I can see why
you need to leave.
418
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,960
'My mum says you can stay with us
as long as you want
419
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,640
'as long as we don't stay up
gaming all night.
420
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,960
'But I told her you're normally dead
within five minutes,
421
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,960
'so it'll be fine.
See you later, mate.'
422
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,800
BEEP
423
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,000
I've waited long enough, Reece.
424
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,960
I'm afraid you're about to be...
Sorry I'm late, sir.
425
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:08,960
Now then, Christopher,
what I'd like to know is...
426
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,960
has Reece helped you this week?
427
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,960
Not really.
428
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,960
He threatened to paste me.
429
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,960
He pretended to have sex with me
in front of my grandma
430
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,320
and he finished the week
with the piece de resistance
431
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,960
of defecating on my bedroom floor.
432
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,960
But he only did that to me
because I did something to him
433
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,960
which was wrong, and I'm sorry.
434
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:33,960
He's actually been trying to help.
435
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,640
Told me how I need
to get out of my room,
436
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,960
embrace my new life here.
437
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,960
But with what happened to my mum,
the motivation...
438
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,960
..it's hard.
439
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,960
Looks like you've done well here.
440
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,960
Stay of execution.
441
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,960
Great work, Reece.
442
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,960
I mean, it won't bring his mum back
from the dead,
443
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,960
but it's a step
in the right direction.
444
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,960
Thanks, sir.
445
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,480
Close the door on the way out.
446
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,960
Mum, I'm staying. It worked!
447
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,960
'Oh, get in, son!
I knew you had it in you.
448
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,960
'Now, do me a favour,
don't mess the rest of the year up.
449
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,960
'Maybe that posh bell end
is having a good influence
450
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,960
'on you after all.'
451
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,960
Let's not get carried away, Mum.
452
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,960
Oh, what's for tea later?
453
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,960
Nice one.
454
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,960
Girls look hot in boxies.
455
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,960
Like, when you wear a footie shirt.
456
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,960
I'm into it, me.
Aw.
457
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,960
It's a shame these aren't mine,
then.
458
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,960
You what?
459
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,960
I've been looking for them.
I wore these last night.
460
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,960
Very hot night.
461
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,960
Let rip a fair few times, like,
462
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,960
but shame I ain't got a dad
to buy me a new pair, eh?
463
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,800
You deserve it.
464
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,960
I was only giving you the knickers
cos I felt sorry for you.
465
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,960
Why can't you use your imagination
to wank, like girls do?
466
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,000
Eh? What's wrong with youse all?
467
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,960
Why do youse always need
something pervy to look at,
468
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:03,960
like knickers or nudes?
469
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,640
And while I'm here,
why d'youse all love feet?
470
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:08,960
You freaks.
471
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,160
Feet-licker!
472
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,960
You're on one, you!
473
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,960
Yeah, I'm on one,
because I can't trust you.
474
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,960
I'm one on
cos I'm sick of being nice
475
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,320
and getting nothing back.
476
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,960
I'm fed up for not being me.
477
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,320
We're done!
478
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:22,960
Good for you, queen.
479
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,960
Because I'm the captain of my soul.
480
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,960
Oh!
481
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,960
That's from him, that, innit?
482
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:32,960
That posh nonce!
483
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:36,960
Talks like he's got
Benedict Cucumber up his arse!
484
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,960
Somebody needs another wank.
485
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,960
And you - argh!
Oh, my God!
486
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,960
Lewis! Lewis!
487
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,960
You never learn, do you, Lewis?
488
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,960
Well, that's another suspension
with immediate effect.
489
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,960
LAUGHTER
490
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:56,960
Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio.
491
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:57,960
Listen...
492
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,960
you even speak to my bird
when I'm gone, lad,
493
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,960
and you're dead. Watch!
494
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,960
OK, fun's over. Go home.
495
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:08,960
Go on!
496
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,960
These boxers are a bit tight,
aren't they, lad?
497
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,960
I like my nut sack to feel
like it's being held.
498
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,960
Ow!
499
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,960
'Roderick said
you're not coming back now.'
500
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,800
'Liverpool's grabbed him
by the bollocks already.'
501
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,960
I wouldn't go quite that far.
It's a... mum thing.
502
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,960
TEXT ALERT
503
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,960
'Relax, son.
504
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,480
'I've set this email for you
to receive after I've gone.
505
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,960
'But if I'm still alive and still
fighting this cancer prick,
506
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,960
'then yay to me.
507
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,960
'Although, then,
this would be kind of awkward,
508
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,960
'and you know how much
I hate awkwardness,
509
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,960
'so let's hope I'm gone.'
510
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:01,960
HE LAUGHS
511
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,320
'I know you weren't keen
on living with your grandma.
512
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,960
'But you realise what family means
513
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,960
'when you know
you won't be around forever.
514
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:11,960
'I still feel guilty
for moving away from your grandma
515
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,640
'all those years ago,
and this'll mean so much to her.
516
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,480
'It means so much to me.
517
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,960
'I wasn't there for your grandma,
but you can be.
518
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,960
'Keep doing me proud, son.
519
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,960
'I love you.'
520
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,800
HE SNIFFS
521
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,960
'Say no more.
Mums are mums.'
522
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,960
'Yeah, big up
to all the mums out there.'
523
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,960
I'll fuck all your mums,
you little mings!
524
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,960
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