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Stay there! My name is Doraemon!
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I'm a super-sized, gizmo-eyed
gadget cat from the future!
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I've been sent back in
time to take care of this guy!
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Nobody, but he's a mess!
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Doraemon!
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And that's where I come in!
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To save the day with an
amazing invention from
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my fourth dimensional
secret gadget puzzle!
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But things never turn out as planned!
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Get ready, cause here we go again!
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You know, I've got this crazy feeling like
something good is gonna happen today!
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I hate to break it to you, Nobi,
but that isn't the case! At 2.
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30, you will be skewered
by needles! At 3.
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45, you will be roasted alive!
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What is this?
Who's saying all these crazy things?
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Who's there?
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No one's there!
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I'm losing my mind!
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So, did I scare you or what?
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Weird yapping seal with legs!
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Clean your glasses!
I'm clearly a cat-shaped robot!
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It's, it's talking!
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Yes, I'm a talking cat-shaped robot!
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Well, what in the world
do you want from me?
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And more importantly, how the heck
did you just crawl out of my desk drawer?
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I wouldn't get bogged
down in the details right now.
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The thing to focus on is that I've come
here to save you from a horrible fate!
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The thing with the needles?
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And the roasting?
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Nah, that stuff is totally gonna happen.
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And worse!
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The horrible fate is that you
will lead a truly crummy life!
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Stop freaking me out! You have no
idea what sort of life I'll end up having!
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On the contrary, I do!
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Don't you want to know how I know this?
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Hold on, what's this?
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It's a dorayaki. We call them yummy buns.
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Yummy bun? Robot, that's good!
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Delicious!
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Those are amazing!
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You know, I think I'll like it here.
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Catch you later!
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See you later!
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Robot cat in my desk! I am losing it!
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Just a weird dream.
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Yep, a totally crazy dream.
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Hey, Doraemon!
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Oh good, Doraemon's gone.
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I told him I wouldn't
interfere, but I had to
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see the look on your
face when you found out.
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Listen, you and Doraemon are
gonna have some amazing adventures!
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You know, I'm gonna be
perfectly honest with you, Nobi.
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I'm actually kind of jealous of you guys.
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But if anyone needs Doraemon
to help them out, it's definitely you.
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Your life turns out
terrible, really rotten.
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It's so bad it actually
becomes a cautionary tale.
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So that's why I decided to send
Doraemon back here to live with you.
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That cat will turn your life around.
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He's gonna make things bizarre
and crazy and super awesome!
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You'll see, Grandpa!
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Now wait a second!
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Why are you calling me Grandpa?
We're like the same age!
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Wait, you don't know?
Doraemon was supposed to tell you all that!
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Right, I forgot that part.
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Well, tell him.
No wonder he looks so confused.
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The two of us have come
here today from the future.
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Yeah, we used a time machine.
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We accidentally opened a
portal inside your desk drawer.
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Hm? What do people from
the future want with me?
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It was Sobi's idea.
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This guy here is your great-great-grandson.
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And that makes you my grandpa's grandpa.
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Hm? But I'm still just a kid.
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How can I possibly have
grandkids who have grandkids?
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You were right about this guy.
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Hush!
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Look, one day, you're gonna
grow up and become an adult.
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Hm?
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And then eventually,
you're gonna get married.
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Yeah? I guess I might.
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No, you will! In exactly 14 years!
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Really?
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So, who's it gonna be?
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It's someone super cool, right?
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Do you remember who it was?
Were they cool? Hm, not really.
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Let's see.
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I believe her name was Little G.
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Oh, yeah, right!
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Little G?
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Do you have any idea
how ridiculous that is?
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The girl you're saying I'm
gonna marry is Big G's little sister!
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That is wrong on so many levels!
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Listen, there's no point in
complaining to me about it.
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There's no way! Please, no!
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Maybe you need to see
some photographic evidence.
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Evidence?
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Photos of your wedding day.
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The litter of children you had.
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Wait.
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It gets even uglier.
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Yeah, that's definitely not pretty.
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Talk about embarrassing.
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Tell me about it.
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This is all lies!
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No need to panic!
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Yeah, just hear us out!
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No more hearing!
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Get out of here!
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That is nothing but crazy talk!
There's no way I'm ever gonna believe it!
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What's going on?
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What's wrong?
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Nobi!
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Nobi, stop!
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Just calm down!
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Put down the broom!
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Crazy future people in
my desk drawer! I see.
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You had a scary
dream, that's all.
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Look, there's nothing in here but some
pens, pencils, and old wads of chewing gum.
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Know what your grandpa would
tell me when I had a bad dream?
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He said bad dreams are
actually great dreams in disguise
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because they mean something
good's about to happen.
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That's right.
So you have nothing to worry about.
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But that is one wild invention!
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What kind of imagination
do you have? You might
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just end up having a
career making cartoons!
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Absolutely!
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Yeah, but something
tells me it wasn't a dream.
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Two-thirty skewered by needles.
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Hm?
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Wait, that means I only
have one minute left!
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But I don't see anything sharp or pokey.
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Can't just make a needle in sixty seconds.
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I'm getting worked up for nothing.
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Yeah, just a bunch of garblygook.
Simply a bad dream.
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Hey, Nobi!
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Hey there, Sue!
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Sue?
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And Big G and Little G?
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We lost our bad mitten birdie.
Will you get it?
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You don't have to clobber it
every time it comes to you, Big G!
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It wouldn't be a problem if
his house didn't have a roof!
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Steady, steady, like a cat!
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I meant go get a ladder!
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Nope! I got it! I did warn you.
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Terrible place for a cactus.
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Are you alright?
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It's like your butt was
skewered by needles.
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He was right.
The thing with the needles did happen.
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What's going on, Nobi?
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What? Me? I'm totally fine.
There's nothing weird in my life at all.
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Okay. Well, do you want to join us, then?
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Play some bad
mitten? Don't bother.
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He's a terrible player. He's
just gonna end up losing.
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Not true!
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Look, you're on, Big G.
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Let's do it! What?
You want to play me?
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Oh, that'll be fun!
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Every time you miss, I get to
paint something on your face!
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Huh?
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Hey, us girls were having
our own game till you
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barged in, and now you're
kicking us out entirely!
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Put a sock in it!
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You want a chicken out, now's your chance!
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No way! I'm taking you down!
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Come on! Let's start this thing!
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Huh?
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Hehehehe!
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My art project is done!
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Ran out of canvas!
It's a good luck for you, Nobi!
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Did you really have to turn
me into a Martian, Big G?
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If I really end up marrying Little G, then
that means Big G is gonna be my brother.
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That is a horrible fate.
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Big G... as my brother?
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No!
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No!
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I won't do it!
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What? I don't care what the robot cat says!
I don't want to marry Little G!
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Huh?
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And who says I'd marry you? You big loser!
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That's my sister, you jerk!
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If you're dissing her, you're dissing me!
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Uh, did I just say that out loud?
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You're gonna pay!
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Get back here!
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This isn't over, Nobi!
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That really was horrible.
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At 3.45, you'll be roasted alive!
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Yeah, yeah, right.
Like that's gonna happen.
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What's going on?
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Huh?
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Nobi, what happened?
Here you go.
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I brought you some
nice, dry clothes.
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This is sorta like being roasted.
He was right again!
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So now do you believe us?
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Okay, you may be from the future, but
how do I know you're right about my life?
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Cause we know how it
turns out. But you can totally
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change all that if you just
make better choices now.
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So basically, whether you
end up having an amazing
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future or a crummy one,
depends entirely on you.
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It's up to me, huh? Wait a
sec. If my fate changes and I
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don't marry Little G, then that
means you would never be born.
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So now he's an expert on time travel?
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It's time travel stuff. Don't overthink it.
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And to make sure things go
smoothly and you don't get off track,
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you're gonna have me by your
side through every bit to help you out.
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You mean it? Absolutely.
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Cool! I've got a robot cat best friend now!
Awesome!
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It's gonna be great!
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I'm so glad you're on board with this plan!
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Alright, I'm going back to the future now.
I'm counting on you, Doraemon!
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You got it!
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Hm? Hey!
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Hm?
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You know, since I've come
all this way, I might as well
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check out what the city
looks like in this time period.
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Hey, if you don't get back, then
your mama's gonna let you have it.
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I just want to take a quick peek.
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Oh, alright then. Let's
break out! Here you go.
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Put it on. And I'll
put yours on for ya.
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Okie dokie!
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Um, question? Could you possibly
put this on the wrong part of my body?
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Hey, it's working,
isn't it? Well, sorta.
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Look, I'm one seriously
high-tech robo-cat.
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I don't make mistakes. You
gotta relax and learn to trust me.
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I'm not trusted!
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Plasma cannons!
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Boom!
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Fire the torpedoes!
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Stations, everyone!
This ship's unstoppable!
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You seem to be having fun scribbling away.
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Hey, it's not scribble. It's the space
destroyer USS Noby! Mega cool, huh?
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Now, if I could really
build it, I'd rule the universe!
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Captain Noby!
The enemy has begun to attack!
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Blast the plasma cannons!
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Roger!
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Victory!
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Captain Noby, you saved
the galaxy! Well, yeah.
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I guess I did. Again.
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Let's build it!
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Do what?
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The Mecha-Maker!
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We can make my ship with this thing?
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Yep. First, the materials.
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What do you mean?
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Do you have any plastic lying around?
255
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:13,520
Hmm...
256
00:12:13,770 --> 00:12:15,400
Yeah! I got some stuff!
257
00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:19,420
I've got all these old toys
I don't play with anymore!
258
00:12:19,850 --> 00:12:21,080
Dump them in the Mecha-Maker!
259
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,660
And then we chuck in your
scribbly drawing of the spaceship!
260
00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:53,720
Wow, this looks so much better in my head!
261
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,140
Yeah, I don't think
NASA will be hiring you.
262
00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,340
But you'll like it better when
you're at the controls, Captain!
263
00:13:01,820 --> 00:13:02,960
What are we waiting for?
264
00:13:02,961 --> 00:13:03,961
Let's go!
265
00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:10,080
Space Destroyer Class USS Noby!
266
00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:11,300
Launch!
267
00:13:17,050 --> 00:13:18,210
We did it!
268
00:13:18,211 --> 00:13:18,350
It's flying!
269
00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:31,560
Oh, hey there, Sue!
270
00:13:32,255 --> 00:13:33,400
Oh! Hi, Noby!
271
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,120
Look out!
272
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,320
Phew! That was a close one!
273
00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:45,570
Good shootin', Captain!
274
00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:47,640
I smell burnt hair.
275
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,120
Oh, sorry.
276
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,680
You don't smell
burnt hair! No, I don't.
277
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:54,480
Okay, good.
278
00:13:54,481 --> 00:13:57,120
The space destroyer
USS Noby, return to port!
279
00:13:59,040 --> 00:13:59,560
Cool!
280
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:02,120
It might not be pretty,
but I designed it myself!
281
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,920
Well, I think it's
awesome! Yeah, it is.
282
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,480
283
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,580
Okay, now let's go show
it off to Sneech and Big G!
284
00:14:15,945 --> 00:14:18,470
Battleship USS Sneech, fire all cannons!
285
00:14:19,230 --> 00:14:21,190
Yes, Captain!
286
00:14:21,670 --> 00:14:22,690
Are you ready? Wow, that was.
287
00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:24,170
.. far from cool.
288
00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:26,588
Yeah, yeah, okay, I know
that, but it was really super
289
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,941
expensive and I forgot to
keep the stupid, stupid receipt!
290
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,270
Oh, what is this?
291
00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:37,590
Check out my latest killer creation, guys.
292
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,670
The USS Space Destroyer Nobi!
293
00:14:39,890 --> 00:14:41,250
What? You made that?
294
00:14:41,870 --> 00:14:42,870
Plasma cannons!
295
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:44,750
Particle beams!
296
00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:48,110
Oh, so cool!
297
00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:50,170
Oh, awesome!
298
00:14:50,171 --> 00:14:53,030
He can barely tie his
shoes and he made that?
299
00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:57,870
It's easy as pie. You just gotta load the
design and some junk into the Mecha Maker.
300
00:14:58,410 --> 00:15:00,710
So, this Mecha Maker you speak of.
301
00:15:01,390 --> 00:15:03,910
Let's trade!
I'll give you a hundred yummy buns.
302
00:15:04,190 --> 00:15:06,030
Hey, Doraemon's gadgets aren't for sale!
303
00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:07,470
A hundred yummy buns!
304
00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:10,670
You'd be greedy of me not to share!
305
00:15:12,630 --> 00:15:16,210
Thanks, Doraemon!
All those yummy buns will be in the mail!
306
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:17,750
Later, losers!
307
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,310
How could you just sell
out to Sneech like that?
308
00:15:22,610 --> 00:15:24,230
I'm a robo-cat with a weakness.
309
00:15:24,945 --> 00:15:26,430
I love yummy buns!
310
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,250
Ta-da!
311
00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:33,570
Ugh!
312
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,658
The design specs for
every spaceship you've ever
313
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,970
seen in a movie or TV
show are in this book!
314
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,230
Uh, so?
315
00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:46,290
So... To do it right, I'll steal all the
best parts from all the coolest ships!
316
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,110
I get it! This is gonna rule!
317
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,070
And I won't skimp on materials!
318
00:15:50,071 --> 00:15:52,090
Only brand new, expensive models!
319
00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:52,990
Right on!
320
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:56,050
Add in some extra plastic
to make it super strong!
321
00:15:56,370 --> 00:15:57,730
Sneech, you are a genius!
322
00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:01,810
This spaceship is gonna be epic!
323
00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:04,450
Let's call it the Big
Star Fortress G-Sneech!
324
00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:05,710
Yeah!
325
00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:10,710
Sweet!
326
00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:15,190
Big Star Fortress G-Sneech, complete!
327
00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:22,470
A hundred shots, a hundred hits!
328
00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:25,050
Come on, Noby! It's my turn! Let me try!
329
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,051
I'm gonna try, too!
330
00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:32,070
Big Star Fortress G-Sneech, attack!
331
00:16:32,470 --> 00:16:34,430
Blow Noby's spaceship out of the sky!
332
00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:36,230
Yeah, wait, what'd you say?
333
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:37,990
No, no, no, don't do that!
334
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:43,260
Go pick on a spaceship your own size!
335
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:47,240
Excuse me, but those
yummy buns you promised?
336
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:47,780
Oh.
337
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:50,300
Doraemon, didn't you hear the news?
338
00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:52,640
Yummy buns are out of stock! None for you!
339
00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:59,400
You cheated!
340
00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:01,130
Hey, you okay,
buddy? He tricked me.
341
00:17:01,510 --> 00:17:02,820
342
00:17:03,485 --> 00:17:04,680
This means war, Sneech!
343
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:05,900
Yeah!
344
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,820
Plasma cannons, fire!
345
00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:13,710
Get that, not a scratch!
346
00:17:14,270 --> 00:17:15,610
Ultra beam, fire!
347
00:17:25,490 --> 00:17:28,510
So thanks to the Big
Star Fortress G-Sneech...
348
00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:31,610
The U.S.S.
flying trash can Noby has been defeated!
349
00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:38,750
Ew, I've lost my cool spaceship
just as you could, Play-Doh!
350
00:17:38,751 --> 00:17:42,490
We have to make an even
more powerful space destroyer!
351
00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:44,530
See there, Doraemon?
352
00:17:45,550 --> 00:17:47,670
Sneech, shoot at me!
353
00:17:47,671 --> 00:17:50,570
See there, Doraemon?
354
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:50,750
See there, Doraemon?
355
00:17:50,751 --> 00:17:50,990
See there, Doraemon?
356
00:17:50,991 --> 00:17:51,991
See there, Doraemon?
357
00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:55,010
It's time for us to get
the Mecha Maker back!
358
00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:56,790
Let's go!
359
00:17:57,170 --> 00:17:58,850
The Anywhere door? Okay.
360
00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:07,110
We're going home to design a Mega Ship!
361
00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:09,850
Yeah, Big Star Fortress
G-Sneech is going down!
362
00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:13,830
We're gonna need all this
paper just to fit the design!
363
00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:16,350
It's so big, I need three hands!
364
00:18:17,150 --> 00:18:17,650
Three hands!
365
00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:20,750
Maybe bigger doesn't always mean better?
366
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,490
Ah, jeez, everyone's a critic.
367
00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:23,830
Hmm.
368
00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:26,370
The Field Printer!
369
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:31,330
This gadget will take your
stinky sketch and de-stinkify it.
370
00:18:32,370 --> 00:18:34,010
And that should do it!
371
00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:36,030
For materials, let's go with steel.
372
00:18:36,350 --> 00:18:37,410
Huh? You sure?
373
00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:43,190
Boo! The honor of yummy buns is at stake
and Snitch is going to feel my steely wrath!
374
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:47,570
Empty can, old bucket, rusty nails.
375
00:18:47,890 --> 00:18:50,290
Revenge is a dish best
served with yummy buns!
376
00:18:50,550 --> 00:18:52,530
Snitch sure messed with the wrong robo-cat.
377
00:18:52,950 --> 00:18:56,070
We're going to need a lot more
steel to finish making this ship.
378
00:18:56,270 --> 00:18:58,870
But we're not going to find that
much metal just lying around.
379
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:00,340
This thing is an eyesore!
380
00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:03,610
Hey, if you don't want this
car, we'll get rid of it for you.
381
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,570
Great! I never want to
see this pile of junk again!
382
00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:08,510
See? We're doing him a favor.
383
00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:13,170
If it's metal, throw it in!
384
00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:14,230
You got it!
385
00:19:15,230 --> 00:19:16,870
Reduce, reuse, recycle.
386
00:19:17,910 --> 00:19:19,390
And even car parts.
387
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:40,850
The big Star Fortress
G-Snitch is invincible!
388
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:52,340
Meet the USS Bonaventure!
389
00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:56,280
No! I won't let them beat me!
390
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,980
Take him out, Ultra Bean!
391
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,320
You can't pierce solid steel.
392
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,260
Impervious to your puny attack!
393
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,380
This might not end well!
394
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:10,860
Let's run!
395
00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:17,930
Doraemon, we totally did it!
396
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,590
But I'm just getting started!
397
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:24,290
No one cheats me out of
yummy buns and gets away with it!
398
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,800
You're starting to freak me out!
399
00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:29,570
This way!
400
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:33,510
Quick! Hide it in there! In that pipe!
401
00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:35,450
Yeah! Good idea, Big G!
Don't ever look there!
402
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,530
You can't hide from justice!
403
00:20:40,230 --> 00:20:44,670
Prepare yourselves for a hundred buns'
worth of hungry RoboCat vengeance!
404
00:20:54,490 --> 00:20:57,690
Never stand between a
RoboCat and his yummy buns!
405
00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:01,750
What do you mean you
want your old car back?
406
00:21:02,990 --> 00:21:05,530
You said you never wanted to see it again!
407
00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:08,370
No way, man! That car was a work of art!
408
00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:11,070
A classic example of
post-modern automotive design!
409
00:21:11,071 --> 00:21:14,290
I'm sorry, guys.
Could you just give the car back?
410
00:21:14,610 --> 00:21:16,150
Well, okie-dokie.
411
00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:17,190
Huh?
412
00:21:19,350 --> 00:21:21,750
Go easy on the starboard thrusters!
413
00:21:22,290 --> 00:21:23,790
Watch out for enemy aliens!
414
00:21:24,330 --> 00:21:25,330
Drive carefully!
415
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:36,160
...was sent from a dark future...
...to change the course of time...
416
00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:39,300
...and protect one
human... ...from failure.
417
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,440
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
418
00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:42,580
All data deleted.
419
00:21:42,581 --> 00:21:43,581
Ah!
420
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:47,660
Meet the cat that will change all that!
421
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,840
This is one of those
extra-dimensional deals!
422
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:51,020
That's crazy!
423
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:51,620
Doraemon!
424
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:52,320
You got it!
425
00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:53,740
The future is meow!
426
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,520
Forgot to tell you about that!
427
00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:56,740
Doraemon!
428
00:21:56,940 --> 00:22:00,660
Brand new tomorrow at 12.30,
11.30 Central on Disney XD!
429
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:01,900
Wow!
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