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Man, the last day of the '70s.
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You know, thinking back
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it's like one big blur.
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You're welcome.
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You know, Donna,
it kinda sucks that
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you're leaving
for college today.
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I mean, I kinda wanted
to ring in the new year
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by throwing out all your
corduroy boy-pants.
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Well, classes start on Monday
and Eric gets back at five,
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so I just wanna like
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get out of here
before all the drama.
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Wait a second.
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If you're actually going,
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then who's going
to be the recipient
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of Fez's traditional
midnight feel-up?
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Well, I was thinking that Fez
will be feeling up Jackie.
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I mean, she's his new victim.
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I mean, girlfriend.
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Oh, I don't know.
Jackie and I haven't even
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had our first official kiss yet.
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Yeah, it's been a little hard
making the transition.
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Yeah, I don't know
what to do because
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now that she's
not pushing me away
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and saying, "Get off,"
it's just awkward.
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Wait a second. Why are we
wasting our time talking about this?
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Donna's leaving town,
it's the end of the decade,
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we should be doing
something awesome, man.
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Something we have
never done before.
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Or this.
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Wow. Wine at 11:30, huh?
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Did you run out of bourbon?
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Well, I am just
a complete wreck.
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I've decided I don't
wanna leave Wisconsin.
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Did you tell Red?
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Well, I've been
trying to but he's just,
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he's so excited about Florida.
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Oh, but I've been
dropping hints.
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I told him that sunshine
makes people whistle
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because I know
how much he wants to
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punch those people in the face.
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Steven, here's a check for you.
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It's for all the rents
you've paid over the years.
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I put it into a savings account
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so you'd have something
to get you started.
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Whoa! This will buy me
a monster bag of...
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Marshmallows.
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Yeah, well,
you're gonna need a place
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to live now that
we're moving to Florida.
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Boy.
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It's gonna be
strange selling the house.
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That's true.
Plenty of warm memories.
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You morons just hung
vacancy signs on your asses
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and my foot's
looking for a room.
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You know, I ought to vandalize
your ass with my foot.
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Sleep tight and don't let the
bedbugs put their foot in your ass.
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How'd you like to own a
little bit of my foot in your ass?
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How about I drive my foot
into this thing called your ass?
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You know, we could call in a
specialist to find my foot in your ass.
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My foot is about to
drill a hole in your ass.
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And you are about to read
a book that my foot wrote.
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It's called
"On the road to in your ass."
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Did you ever actually do that
with your foot?
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Once. On Iwo Jima.
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I can't talk about it.
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I love this song.
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Yes. It's perfect for
our first real kiss.
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What?
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- Stop it.
- You smiled first.
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Well, I was thinking
about Tootsie Rolls.
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Fez, we're forcing this.
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Our first kiss has to be
romantic and spontaneous.
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And as a guy, it's your job
to completely plan that out.
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I hate being the guy. And
not just because of this.
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The shoe selection is awful.
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Oh, Mrs. Forman.
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I have here something that might
make Red reconsider about moving.
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Oh, my God.
Packers season tickets.
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Red has been on that
waiting list forever.
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Yeah, my grandfather
was on that list for 30 years.
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When the tickets finally came
he was 90 years old.
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He ate them.
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How did you get these?
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I used the cash
that Red gave me.
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Oh, I would hug you, but
I know you don't like that.
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Thank you.
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You're such a good boy.
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All right,
Mrs. Forman, that's enough.
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I'll say when we're done.
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Jackie wants our first kiss
to happen somewhere romantic.
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I wish I could bring her
here but this place is ruined.
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"Michael plus Jackie."
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It's like going on
after Sinatra.
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Yeah, we've had some
good times up here, man.
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My favorite thing was
watching how people got down.
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My beer!
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This is a dangerous spot.
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There you guys are.
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Kelso!
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Hey, man, when did you get back?
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Man, come on. I'm not going to
spend New Year's without my friends.
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Come on. Besides, it's
like the turn of the century.
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It's so good to see you.
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Did you just kiss my ear?
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A little.
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I liked it.
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Oh, I'm so psyched, man,
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I got this, like,
four-foot bottle rocket
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and I'm gonna,
like, tie it to my arm
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and light it and just
blast into the future!
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Hey, you guys.
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I just thought of the perfect
way to put the '70s to bed.
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What do you say the three of us
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jump off this thing
one last time together?
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You're reading my freaking mind.
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All right, you guys ready?
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Okay.
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One, two...
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Wait, wait.
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I know how this works.
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You're gonna say three and I'm
gonna be the only one that jumps.
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Well, if it makes you feel any
better, why don't you do the counting?
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Yeah, that way we all
have to jump. All right.
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Here we go.
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One,
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two, three!
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I just can't
wait to see my Eric.
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I wonder what he'll look like?
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I'm going to go out
on a limb and say...
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Skinny.
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- Hey.
- What the hell, man?
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I thought you left for school
like three hours ago.
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I just want to see Eric
one last time, you know?
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Show him that even though
he broke up with me that I'm fine.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Or maybe it's 'cause
you still love him.
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You are so off.
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- Oh, he's here.
- Oh, my God, how's my hair?
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- Where's Eric?
- The genius missed his flight.
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I circled
the airport so many times
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that my finger actually hurts
from flipping people off.
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This is so typical of Eric.
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I let myself get all excited and
then he doesn't even show up.
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You know, Mrs. Forman,
I'm sorry, but your son
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is an inconsiderate jerk and
I'm so glad I'm through with him.
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Yeah, things are
going great in Chicago.
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I even taught my baby
daughter how to say, "Burn."
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She doesn't use
it right, though.
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I get her a lot more
than she gets me.
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Hey, you still doing security
at the Playboy Club?
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Yeah. I got promoted
to supervisor.
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I'm the guy who says,
"Don't touch."
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Can you believe that? Me!
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Hey, speaking of hot chicks,
what's going on
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with you and that
stripper wife of yours?
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Not good, man. She's gone.
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Apparently she's not the
sweet, innocent little girl
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she pretends to be
at the start of her act.
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That's bad news. I totally
would've done it with her.
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Man, Hyde,
that was right on the bone.
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My arm's all tingly.
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Just like your
wife would have been
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if I would have
done it with her.
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Oh, I miss this.
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- Moron.
- Ow, ow, ow.
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Please!
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Remember that time
you shot me with a BB gun?
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I still have the BB stuck
underneath my skin.
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I like to play with it
sometimes when I get bored.
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Just like I would
have done with your wife.
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Awesome, my tooth is loose.
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Okay, Jackie.
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I think I figured out
why we haven't
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been able to
have our first kiss.
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We have too much
history together.
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So, I thought that tonight
it would be romantic
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if I rewrite some
of that history.
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Look!
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Oh, crap! It was dark.
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Fez, this really
shouldn't be this hard.
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Look, I just want everybody
to know how much I love you.
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I always have.
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That was really nice.
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Yeah, you have
a really strong tongue.
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Yeah.
It's from all the talking.
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Just when I thought
I can't like Florida any more,
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they reinstate
the death penalty.
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Red, you are not gonna
believe what just came for you.
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My Packer tickets.
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I know. Isn't it terrific?
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Fifth row.
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You can hear the knees
blowing out from there.
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I can't believe
I have to give them away.
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What?
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I know how much you're
looking forward to Florida.
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I wouldn't do that to you.
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Red, I don't want to move.
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What?
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Well, I was gonna tell you, but
ever since we decided to move
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you've been so happy and
smiley and you're never that way
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except for when you kill a deer.
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Red, this is my home.
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I don't wanna leave.
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Kitty, we don't have to go
anywhere. I don't care where I live,
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as long as I'm with you.
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Really?
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Of course.
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Red.
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I love you.
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Oh, I love you, too.
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I was talking to the tickets.
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- Hey.
- Oh, hey, man.
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If you're looking for Forman,
he's still not here.
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I'm not here to see him.
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I just wanna get drunk and ring
in the New Year with my friends.
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Oh. Well, in that case,
welcome aboard Wasted Airlines.
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Should you
experience a loss of buzz,
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a beer will fall into your hand.
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Please make sure
to drink that beer
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before helping
small children with theirs.
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Everybody,
we have an announcement.
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We've decided
not to sell the house.
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We're going to stay
in Point Place.
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Hey, that's so weird, man. I was
just thinking of moving to Point Place.
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Well, I am just...
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I'm just so happy we're staying
because I would miss you so.
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Like Fez, the way
you and I have tea and
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make fun of male ice-skaters.
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And Jackie, you're such a doll.
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I don't even mind
your backhanded compliments.
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Oh, Mrs. Forman,
you're my favorite old lady.
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Oh, and you too, Leo.
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You always make my day
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when you wave and smile hello,
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even if you are
urinating on my mailbox.
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Oh, and Bob.
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No matter what I cook,
you can't pass it up.
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Kinda like you can't pass
up a woman's rear end
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without yelling, "Whoo-hoo!"
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Just being polite.
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And Steven.
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My second son.
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I adore you.
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But you know,
now that we're staying,
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maybe you could
shave your moustache
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because, honey, you look like
a 40-year-old male prostitute.
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And Donna, sweetheart.
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No matter where you go, I will
always love you like a daughter.
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I am so sorry things didn't
work out with you and Eric.
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I think I need some air.
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So, speaking of daughters,
has anyone seen Laurie?
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Now listen, Bob,
I know that you were
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counting on me for
the bait shop and all.
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Hey, you gotta do
what you gotta do.
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I'm a big boy.
I can make it on my own.
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I'm gonna miss you so much.
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Wow, you're getting really
good at this kissing thing.
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It's magical.
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I couldn't ask
for anything else.
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So when do we
get to second base?
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Oh, Mr. Forman, can I light
this off in your house?
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Sure and then I'll light
my foot off in your ass.
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And that, my friends,
is the last
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"foot-in-ass" of the decade.
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Cheers.
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Michael,
it is so good to see you.
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The girls in the emergency
room were just asking about you.
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You know, it's like
I've been gone for so long,
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I almost forgot
you're a hot mom.
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Oh!
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You know what else is hot?
My foot when it's in your ass.
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Look at that.
He had one more in him.
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♪ Won't you let me
walk you home from school?
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♪ Won't you let me
meet you at the pool?
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♪ Maybe Friday I can
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♪ Get tickets for the dance
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♪ And I'll take you ♪
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Happy New Year.
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Eric.
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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I caught the last flight out.
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So...
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Awkward.
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So how are you?
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I'm good.
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I start college next week.
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Oh.
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- That's awesome.
- Yeah.
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So what, you just came
back here for New Year's Eve?
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Look, Donna...
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When I left, I was so positive
that I was doing the right thing.
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But now
I've been gone so long...
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Eric, things are
a lot different now.
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I know.
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It's just, Donna, I thought
about you every day.
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And you know what? It
turns out that Red was right.
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I am a dumb ass!
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Donna,
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I'm sorry.
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00:19:11,242 --> 00:19:15,956
So, uh, sounds like there's
a party going on in there.
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Yeah, there is. Your
mom's like really drunk.
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No, really?
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Yeah, I don't know
if I'm ready for all that.
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I wish there was just some
way to take the edge off.
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Edge, you are officially off.
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Eric, I have
the most incredible news.
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I have kissed
Jacqueline Burkhart.
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Yeah, Fez, I have
some incredible news, too.
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So has everyone else.
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I think it makes total sense
that Fez ended up with Jackie.
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She started out
with me, the Ferrari.
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And then she went to Hyde, the
Mustang, and now she's with Fez.
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Who's like
a donkey pulling a cart
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full of brightly-colored
Mexican blankets.
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Oh, hey, Kelso, I almost forgot.
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I got you something from Africa
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for your daughter. Check it
out. A genuine plastic rhino-horn.
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This is awesome.
Look, guys, I'm a rhino!
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Guys, I think it's time we
honor all the brain cells
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that survived the '70s.
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Despite our best efforts, some
of those bastards pulled through.
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Tonight, they're going down.
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Die, brain cells, die!
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And you're next, liver.
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Hey, did you guys hear about
that car that runs on water?
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It's got a fiberglass air-cooled
engine and it runs on water, man!
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It's like we never run out of
things to talk about down here.
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I knew you burnouts
would be down here.
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You guys, it's almost midnight.
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Mrs. Forman is
pouring the champagne.
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Hey, guys, last one up the
stairs has to call Red a dumb ass.
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Oh, man.
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Ten, nine, eight, seven,
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six, five, four, three,
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two, one!
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♪ It's important to me
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♪ That you got to have freedom
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♪ 'Cause I never want to make
you change for me! ♪
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Boy, we're good.
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We are really good.
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