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Fez.
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I didn't say anything when you
started spying on Donna.
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I kept my mouth shut when
you hid in the dirty towel bin
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to peep on the cheerleaders,
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but if you're getting your jollies
listening to people go potty,
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I'm calling a doctor.
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Shh.
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I'm trying to hear
if Jackie's okay.
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She's been in the bathroom
for hours, crying.
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Oh, my God.
You had sex with her.
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No, she told me she wanted to be
my girlfriend and I turned her down.
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- What? Why?
- Because she didn't mean it.
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She never wanted me before.
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And now that she's desperate,
suddenly I'm the guy for her.
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But as soon as she's happy,
she'll dump me.
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So I told her to get lost and
now she's in tears.
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Well, what kind of crying is it?
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Is it like "My life is over"
kind of crying or
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hysterical sobbing like the
time Kelso sat on his nads?
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No, it's bad. I tried everything
to get her out. I yelled, "Fire!"
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I made monkey-noises and said,
"Wow, that's a gigantic monkey."
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But no luck.
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- She must be a complete wreck.
- Oh, hey, guys!
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Oh. She's perfectly fine. So you
definitely didn't have sex with her.
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- Jackie, you're okay?
- Oh, no. No, I'm not okay.
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I just decided being
sad is a waste of time.
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Yeah, see a more productive
use of my time is revenge.
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So get ready.
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Because I am going to rain doom
down on your stupid foreign head!
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That didn't seem so bad, Fez.
I wouldn't worry about it.
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- You wouldn't?
- No.
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That's because I'm safe.
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You should be
friggin' terrified.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Hey, hey!
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Just got back from Florida.
Want to see my tan lines?
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Oh, for gosh sakes, Bob.
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Joke's on you. I don't got
no tan lines. Whoo-hoo!
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You were in Florida?
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Yeah, I was gone for three
weeks. You didn't notice?
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I just figured my migraine
medicine was working.
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Boy,
it was beautiful down there.
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The ocean, the sunshine,
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and Disneyworld is a great
place to pick up single moms.
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In fact, I like Florida so much,
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I'm selling the house
and I'm moving there.
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You're selling your house? What
if someone annoying moves in?
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I bought a condo.
And get ready for this,
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I'm gonna open a bait shop.
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What a great idea.
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That way, when the hundreds of other
bait shops down there run out of stock,
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there you'll be.
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So you think I'm stupid because
I want to open a bait shop?
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No, of course not.
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I think you want to open a
bait shop because you're stupid.
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Well, I didn't come in
here to be ridiculed.
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Then you shouldn't
have worn that shirt.
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Red, you need to go over there
and apologize to Bob.
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He came here all
excited about his idea
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and you just made him
feel bad about himself.
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Yeah, he never saw it coming.
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So did you get Jackie back for
flushing your toothbrush down the toilet?
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No. Only four out of five
dentists recommend brushing
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so I just go to the other guy.
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How about for microwaving
your hand lotion?
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No, the heat feels nice on my...
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...hands.
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Well, what are you gonna do to her
for ripping all the buttons off your shirt?
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Thank her. I look fabulous!
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Man, what is wrong with you?
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She tore your
shirt for easy access.
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When Jackie gets angry,
she goes straight for the nipple.
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Hyde, I turned her down.
She has every right to be angry.
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But the worst of it is over, so
I'm gonna let bygones be bygones.
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Fez, let me tell
you a little story.
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Once upon a time there was
a young girl named Jackie.
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She destroyed everything in her
path because she was Satan's child.
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The end.
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Ah, I see your point.
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Wait, what's your point?
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My point is, she's evil, man.
You gotta get back at her.
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You gotta fight fire with fire.
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Now you're suggesting I set her
on fire? What has happened to you?
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I'm just saying every time Jackie
hurts you, you gotta hurt her worse.
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I don't know, that sounds like
a senseless cycle of violence.
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Yeah. That's
the best and funniest kind.
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Look, this whole thing will blow over
once I talk to her about everything.
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Holy crap!
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My car! Jackie ruined my car!
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And you don't have insurance.
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Good one, Jackie.
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And look what she wrote
on the side. Fez, has a tiny...
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I do not!
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It's perfectly normal, based
on all the other ones I've seen.
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I only look for comparison.
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If Jackie wants war,
I'll give her war.
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Whatever you say, tiny.
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If it's so small,
why would I name it Big John?
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- Dad, I don't want
to move to Florida.
- Sure you do.
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No, I don't!
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Come on, who doesn't
want to move to Florida?
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Me!
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Oh. Well, geez, you should have said
that before I put the house on the market.
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You put the house on the market?
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Relax, honey,
I can always take it off.
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- You can?
- No, it sold this morning.
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Well, look who it is.
Come over to insult me again?
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I don't know, maybe take
another cheap shot at my outfit?
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Okay. There is nothing wrong
with your outfits.
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Red thinks they're tacky but I've
explained to him that you're just Italian.
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Anyway, Red has something
he'd like to say to you. Go ahead.
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Bob, I'm sorry that I said
that your idea is stupid.
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- And?
- And...
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The next time you
have a stupid idea,
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I'll just keep my mouth shut.
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You know what, Red?
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I really don't give
a damn what you think.
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All these years I'd have to put
up with you cutting me down,
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calling me dumb ass. Well,
guess what? You're the dumb ass!
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You're nothing
but a cranky
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who thinks his
don't stink,
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so you can blow
it out your ass!
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What? What, you want to hit
me? Go ahead, you bald.
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Yeah, go ahead, do it!
I'm not afraid of you.
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In fact, I'll kick your
bony ass right now!
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Bob, you've got some nerve!
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Good for you!
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It's about time you stuck up
for yourself and acted like a man.
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I'm sorry, Red,
it just slipped out!
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I'm so sorry, Fez. I was just outside
and I read that you have a tiny...
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Shut it!
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Fez, you gotta
do something, man.
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Because Jackie's
just getting started.
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When she gets mad,
she is like a revenge machine.
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She will destroy
you because she can.
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Get out, man! I gotta get out!
I gotta get out!
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Huh, flashback.
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Vandalizing your car, man?
That's disturbed.
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I mean that car is the only
thing that defines you as a man.
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You know, because you have
such a tiny...
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Enough!
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I gotta get back at her.
Oh, I know! I'll break her TV.
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Ah, but then I'll
just miss Gilligan.
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If you're gonna retaliate, you
need to hit Jackie where it hurts.
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Ah, like in the face?
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No! What does
Jackie love the most?
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Herself. All she
cares about is her looks.
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You're exactly right. I'm gonna buy
some bleach and some razor blades
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and after I do my laundry and
shave, I'll think of what to do to Jackie.
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You guys are never
going to believe this.
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My dad is moving to Florida.
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Florida is nice. My mom
spent three years down there.
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Supposed to be five, but she
got time off for good behavior.
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I've got no place to live.
What am I gonna do?
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Why don't you move in with me?
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Donna?
Randy asked you a question.
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And I for one am giddy with
anticipation to hear the answer.
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I just meant, we're dating
and I've got the room
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and if you got homesick I could
walk around naked with my robe open
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like your Dad.
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I don't know, I mean I never
really thought about moving in.
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I mean, we hardly...
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Well, I do need a place to live.
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But you don't want me invading.
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Well, we do watch
the same shows.
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What the hell, sure.
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Then,
"What the hell, sure," it is!
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Jackie's about to get
out of the bathroom.
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Wait until you see
what I did to her.
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Fez, if this is
the Ex-Lax prank,
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I'd rather hear
about it then see it.
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No, it's better.
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And she's
turning the shower off.
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She's getting out.
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Looks at herself
in the mirror and...
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Fez!
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Ho, ho, ho, Green Jackie!
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- Fez, you
completely ruined my hair!
- You destroyed my car!
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I had every right to destroy
your car, you turned me down!
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You turned me down like a million
times and I never did anything!
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Actually,
I remember a lot of crying.
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Yes, I cried.
Because I have feelings.
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Unlike you, Jackie.
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Oh!
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I have feelings. And they told
me to buy a bottle of spray paint
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and tell the whole world
that you have a tiny...
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It's normal sized!
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Well, you know what?
I'm glad I turned you down.
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Because,
you're a mean, bitter girl.
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And now you're ugly on the
outside like you are ugly in the inside.
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Holy crap,
man, cover your nipples!
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I can't believe that's what
you really think of me.
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Well, it is.
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Okay, fine. I'll just go pack up
my things and get out of your life.
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Damn, man, that was harsh.
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Yeah. It must have been
my Jamaican Fire.
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So, you're from Jamaica?
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No, Jamaican Fire.
It's my new cologne.
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See, these blue
buildings are condos
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and the green ones,
those are cabanas.
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What's that yellow building?
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Oh, that's Cheez Whiz.
I was reading in bed.
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Wow. This design is great.
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You know the way these
condos are laid out,
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you could spend your entire
life and never have to interact
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with your idiot neighbors.
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Oh, and look
at the street names.
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Orange Grove Avenue,
Grapefruit Lane,
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Pineapple Road, it's
like living in a fruit salad!
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Anyway, I couldn't
help but notice,
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they got 200 brand-new
beachfront homes,
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each with a dock, but no
bait shop within five miles.
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- You can fish
of your own pier?
- Uh-huh.
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That means you don't have to get
your lines tangled up with some dumb ass
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who doesn't know
what they're doing.
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You're the one who invited me.
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Ah, you guys should move
down there, too.
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Red! Red, you could run
the bait shop with me.
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Ah, I don't think so, Bob.
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Kitty and I aren't ready
to leave Point Place.
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Okay, then. While I'm sitting pretty
there on Orange Grove Avenue,
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you guys can enjoy the drive
past Slaughterhouse Way.
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Well, that's not fair, Bob.
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It's only named that because that
way leads to the slaughterhouse.
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I think you're really
gonna like living here.
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So let's take the tour shall we?
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This area over here with the
underpants is the laundry annexe.
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Oh, over here is the gym.
Membership included.
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And through that door is
the bathroom/library,
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although currently all we have
to read is a Sports Illustrated
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and a bottle of Prell.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
241
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,164
It's just weird, you know.
242
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:10,628
Moving in with someone.
But great. Weird, but great.
243
00:15:11,462 --> 00:15:13,881
You know, like midgets.
244
00:15:15,841 --> 00:15:17,217
There's nothing to worry about.
245
00:15:17,259 --> 00:15:19,219
Oh, and the closet's
really full,
246
00:15:19,261 --> 00:15:21,722
but you can just hang anything
you want on the drum kit.
247
00:15:21,764 --> 00:15:24,975
I was gonna use it, but
you know... Impulse buy.
248
00:15:27,102 --> 00:15:29,104
Seriously, you okay with this?
249
00:15:29,146 --> 00:15:31,523
Yeah. Yeah, I'll be fine.
250
00:15:31,565 --> 00:15:34,860
Then here you go,
I made you a key.
251
00:15:34,902 --> 00:15:39,531
Put your name on the mailbox. So I
guess we are officially living together.
252
00:15:39,573 --> 00:15:40,866
Uh-huh.
253
00:15:41,909 --> 00:15:45,579
- Nice.
- Hey, there he is.
254
00:15:45,621 --> 00:15:48,749
Donna, this is Pickles.
Pickles, meet Donna.
255
00:15:48,791 --> 00:15:50,250
She's your new mommy.
256
00:15:50,292 --> 00:15:51,452
Hi, Mommy.
257
00:15:53,629 --> 00:15:55,798
Yeah, um, I gotta go.
258
00:16:00,302 --> 00:16:01,804
Chick magnet, my ass.
259
00:16:08,936 --> 00:16:11,021
Wow, man. The stuff
you said to Jackie...
260
00:16:11,814 --> 00:16:13,774
So mean and hurtful.
261
00:16:13,816 --> 00:16:15,056
I only wish I'd said it myself.
262
00:16:16,986 --> 00:16:19,446
Well, I'm glad she's gone.
263
00:16:19,488 --> 00:16:21,907
I've never felt so happy
about anything in my life.
264
00:16:28,497 --> 00:16:30,040
What did I do?
265
00:16:35,086 --> 00:16:37,506
Jackie was in love with me
and I let her go.
266
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,594
And now all I have
is an empty apartment
267
00:16:42,636 --> 00:16:45,055
and the scent of her perfume
on my boxers where I sprayed it.
268
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:51,144
Don't worry, man.
You're doing the right thing.
269
00:16:51,186 --> 00:16:52,646
I know you want
to run after her,
270
00:16:52,688 --> 00:16:55,440
but as your friend,
I'm not gonna let you.
271
00:16:58,652 --> 00:17:00,445
Jackie, I'm coming!
272
00:17:03,365 --> 00:17:04,992
Huh, he called my bluff.
273
00:17:07,369 --> 00:17:11,415
That Bob and his crazy ideas.
We can never move to Florida.
274
00:17:11,456 --> 00:17:14,710
Well, it's easy for him to do.
But we have real ties here.
275
00:17:14,752 --> 00:17:18,756
I'm three piggy stamps away
from a free ham at the supermarket.
276
00:17:20,382 --> 00:17:23,260
And I've got responsibilities.
Spring's coming up.
277
00:17:23,301 --> 00:17:25,178
Who's gonna poison
the new batch of squirrels?
278
00:17:33,062 --> 00:17:34,605
Let's move to Florida.
279
00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:36,899
You really want to?
280
00:17:36,941 --> 00:17:38,734
- Do you?
- If you do.
281
00:17:38,776 --> 00:17:40,444
- I do.
- Me, too.
282
00:17:40,485 --> 00:17:42,529
- Then let's do it.
- Oh-ho-ho, Red!
283
00:17:44,698 --> 00:17:48,953
I am so excited. There is so much to
do in Florida, it'll be such an adventure!
284
00:17:48,994 --> 00:17:53,040
No, I just wanna go down there
and kind of sit around till we die.
285
00:18:09,807 --> 00:18:15,020
Donna, come on.
Just tell me why you left.
286
00:18:15,062 --> 00:18:19,399
I don't know, it all hit me at
once. I just, like, needed some air.
287
00:18:19,441 --> 00:18:23,028
Well, if Pickles saying, "Hi,
Mommy" freaked you out,
288
00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:25,739
I'll let you in on a little
secret. That was actually me.
289
00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:32,162
No, it's just this whole Florida
thing's like really freaking me out.
290
00:18:32,203 --> 00:18:36,374
When you asked me to move in, it
seemed like the right thing to do but,
291
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,269
when I got there I started
to realize that I'm just doing it
292
00:18:38,293 --> 00:18:41,046
'cause I'm too
afraid to start my life.
293
00:18:42,339 --> 00:18:44,800
I used to have, like, plans.
294
00:18:45,968 --> 00:18:47,803
What'd you wanna do?
295
00:18:48,679 --> 00:18:50,180
Go to college.
296
00:18:53,224 --> 00:18:55,352
I got accepted at
Madison last year so...
297
00:18:57,062 --> 00:18:59,523
I don't know, I think
it's time I finally go.
298
00:18:59,564 --> 00:19:03,694
That's cool. It's only a few hours
away, we can totally make that work.
299
00:19:04,569 --> 00:19:06,446
No, you don't understand.
300
00:19:09,033 --> 00:19:10,200
This...
301
00:19:11,242 --> 00:19:12,828
This just isn't what I want.
302
00:19:14,788 --> 00:19:15,914
Oh.
303
00:19:17,415 --> 00:19:19,417
So that's it for us?
304
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,047
I'm really sorry.
305
00:19:24,506 --> 00:19:25,632
Me, too.
306
00:19:26,675 --> 00:19:28,218
Kind of sucks.
307
00:19:33,557 --> 00:19:36,476
Hey, Donna. Check out
my new Speedo for Florida.
308
00:19:38,562 --> 00:19:41,398
Dad, why can't you just buy
a regular bathing suit?
309
00:19:42,357 --> 00:19:43,775
No, those make me look silly.
310
00:19:49,698 --> 00:19:53,451
- Jackie, there you are.
- What do you want, Fez?
311
00:19:54,912 --> 00:19:57,247
I ran all the way
here to find you.
312
00:19:57,288 --> 00:20:00,959
My car is in the shop.
313
00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:03,962
And you'll be glad to hear that they
are changing the word tiny to large.
314
00:20:06,297 --> 00:20:09,551
- Look, I don't care
about any of this.
- Jackie, wait!
315
00:20:11,595 --> 00:20:14,264
Look, I didn't mean all
those horrible things I said.
316
00:20:14,305 --> 00:20:16,558
You're not ugly,
you're beautiful.
317
00:20:17,726 --> 00:20:19,103
Even if you dumped me
after a week,
318
00:20:19,144 --> 00:20:21,354
it'd be the best
week of my life.
319
00:20:23,023 --> 00:20:25,650
I just want to be with you.
320
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,862
Fez, you really, really hurt me.
321
00:20:28,904 --> 00:20:31,904
And I thought you were the one person
who would never speak to me like that.
322
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,095
You know, you're not
the guy I thought you were
323
00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:37,037
and I don't think I
could ever be with you.
324
00:20:37,079 --> 00:20:39,372
- But, Jackie...
- No. Goodbye, Fez.
325
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:56,181
Oh, Mr. Forman,
thank God you're here.
326
00:20:56,223 --> 00:20:58,743
I just had my heart broken and
I really need someone to talk to.
327
00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:11,947
Bob, for the last time, you
can't call our bait shop "Jail Bait."
328
00:21:15,075 --> 00:21:16,785
Fine! How about "Hookers"?
329
00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:19,388
You know, because you
put the bait on the hook.
330
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,747
No.
331
00:21:20,789 --> 00:21:21,975
Okay, you got something better?
332
00:21:21,999 --> 00:21:24,668
"Red and Bob's Bait Shop."
333
00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:28,088
I like it. It's simple, to the point
and I think it will fit on a Speedo.
334
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,883
Bob, you put my name
on your crotch, I'll kill you.
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