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Wow, that was great.
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I'm glad we
stretched beforehand.
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And I have to say,
I was terrific.
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You know, I've never
said this before, Tracy,
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but you're the
best lover I ever had.
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You know, I've never
said this before, Nicole,
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but you're the best lover
I ever had.
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I never said this before, Susan.
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You're the best
lover I ever had.
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My name's Lucy!
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The one time people understand
me, I get the name wrong.
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Jackie, I'd offer
you a third sandwich,
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but you cleaned me out of meat
and condiments.
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And Cheez Whiz.
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Well, now we're going to
have to use the artificial stuff.
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I don't know what's
wrong with me, okay?
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I want a guy I can't have.
I can't stop stuffing my face.
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I am a thin girl
with fat-girl problems.
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All right. If Fez and Jackie
get together, it's official.
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She becomes Point
Place's sluttiest slut.
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Well, I think it's nice
you want to be with Fez.
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He has turned into
a fine young man.
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And you never know with
foreigners. They can go either way.
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Come on, Jackie,
I know what'll cheer you up.
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Let's go down to the mall
and make fun of all the people
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coming out of
the Big & Tall store.
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Donna, if you need something
from the Big & Tall, just say so.
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Well, Kitty,
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cardiologist says I don't have
to take my heart pills anymore.
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Well, that is wonderful news.
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Oh, and you know
what this means?
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We can bring back
fried-cheese Fridays!
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It's not good news, Kitty.
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I just bought a four-month supply
of heart pills I don't need now.
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That's 200 bucks
down the crapper.
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Why don't you just sell them?
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You know, there's
a seedy subculture
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that buys drugs for recreation.
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I saw one time on
an after-school special.
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Well, you can't sell drugs.
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It's illegal, and it should be.
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Because people
shouldn't have easy access
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to addictive substances
that dull their senses.
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I will be in the bath.
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You know, man,
you can sell those pills.
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No, I can't.
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Yes, you can. You just
have to find the right market.
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Well, who the hell is going
to want a bunch of heart pills?
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Anybody here take procardiacs?
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The doctor is in.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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It is torture knowing Fez is
with all these different women.
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All I hear from his bedroom is,
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"Oh Fez, you're so hot!"
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Then he comes out of his room
and goes off to his date.
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Yeah. If the walls of Fez's
bedroom could talk...
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Well, we probably wouldn't be
able to understand them, either.
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No, if the walls in Fez's
bedroom could talk, they'd yell,
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"Quit humping your
Victoria Principal poster!"
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Oh. Hey, Fez.
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Where's your skank of the day?
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I worked a double yesterday.
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So I'm taking the day off.
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In fact, I'm taking a break
from the ladies altogether.
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I knew it, he's gay.
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I just won 20 bucks
from Mrs. Forman.
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No, I'm done sowing
my wild oats.
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Mostly because my oats
can't take it anymore.
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These tight jeans make my ass look
great, but you pay the price up front.
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So wait. Fez, um, what,
no more one-night stands?
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Nope. I just didn't find those
meaningless flings satisfying.
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I think I might
be a one-woman guy.
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Do you hear that, Jackie?
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Fez is a one-woman guy.
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Yeah. Surprising, but true.
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Now if you'll excuse me, these
jeans are splitting me in half.
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Congratulations,
Jackie, he's all yours.
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It's like you won the lottery.
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Well, you know,
like a really crappy lottery.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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Fifty bucks for
15 minutes' work.
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That was on a slow day.
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Imagine what we could make if we
set up shop on Betty Grable movie night.
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Steven, we're not
setting up shop anywhere.
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All I want to do is
get my money back.
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Just like after I bought Eric
that baseball mitt.
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Dumb ass used it as a hat!
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Fine. We'll just
get your money back.
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Now, where is
the rest of the stash?
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It's in the medicine cabinet.
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And don't start calling the
heart medicine "the stash."
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It makes it
sound like we're...
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What's going on?
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Oh, just having
a little man-to-man talk.
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About what?
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Well...
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Steven's getting a little
older, and he just had some
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questions.
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Oh, please.
He was married to a stripper.
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If anything, he should
be giving you advice.
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See what you made me do?
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Now I'm lying to
Kitty about selling drugs.
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That's it. I'm
throwing those pills away.
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I can't spend my retirement
as a lying dope peddler.
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No, man, you're
not a dope peddler.
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You are a champion
of the people!
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Now, where does Kitty keep
those little plastic baggies?
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So, Fez, I hear you've been
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with a different
woman every night.
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I just hope you're doing
the gentlemanly thing.
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Thank-you cards
never go out of style.
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Actually, Miss Kitty, I'm
hanging up my leather pants.
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Yes. I'm ready to be
with the one woman
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I should've been with all along.
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Fez, I've told you
a thousand times,
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Mr. Forman and I are
very happy together.
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I'm just kidding.
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So, is this woman
someone I know?
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Yes.
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And I know for a fact
that she likes me.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Fez, I am so happy for you.
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New love is exciting.
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I remember the first time I
tried Peppermint Schnapps.
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But I want to be the one
to tell her, so, um...
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So please don't tell anyone
we had this conversation.
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I already forgot about it.
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What?
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We just had it.
Pay attention.
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No, Fez, I can keep a secret.
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For instance,
I never told anyone
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that I once caught Red
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wearing my nightgown
to keep his legs warm.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh.
You didn't hear that.
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Yes, I did.
I was right here.
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No, I'm just saying,
your secret's safe with me.
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- Oh.
- Okay.
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Oh, hey, Mrs. Forman.
What's up?
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Fez is crazy about you!
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- Wait. What? Really?
- Yeah.
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Now, I wasn't supposed
to say anything,
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but I hate when they drag
things out on soap operas.
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Nothing happens Monday
through Thursday.
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We all know
Marlena's the killer.
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Let's just sell
these things and go home.
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I don't want to be
known as the pill guy.
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Relax, you're not the pill guy.
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Hey, it's the pill guy.
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Smitty, keep it down.
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Red, can you get
me any diet pills?
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My wife's having trouble
getting into the house.
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Through the garage.
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You think your wife is big?
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My wife just took a job
at the movie theater.
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As the screen.
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Hey, guys.
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Did you come here to
tell jokes or do business?
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The way I see it,
you guys got a condition,
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we got the product.
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So quit yanking my crank,
and let's do this, huh?
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So is there someplace that we
could talk a little more private?
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Certainly.
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Step into my office.
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Okay, this is what
I've been thinking.
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You give us
the rest of the pills,
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and we give you
two cases of beer,
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plus a couple of passes
to our Friday night
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Bingo marathon
and Medicare seminar.
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What kind of deal is that?
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I come down here,
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sit in the sauna
with you half-naked,
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and this is what you offer me?
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Come on, Red,
let's hit the nursing homes.
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Whoa, whoa, settle down, kid.
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We're all friends here.
Let's work something out
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before we say
things we don't mean
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and someone winds up dead.
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Just kidding.
Let's order a pizza.
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I just want to
get this over with.
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So, Steven, shut up.
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Cal, I'm gonna sell
you those pills at cost.
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And, Smitty, for the last
time, close your damn legs.
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I can't believe Fez likes me.
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I mean, you guys, this is
everything I ever dreamed of.
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Having said that,
I'm really glad
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my racist father isn't here
to see us together.
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Oh, good. You're all here.
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I have some big
news to tell you.
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Unless it's that you're gay,
I don't want to hear it.
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Shut up, Bjorn Borg.
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Well, Fez? What is it?
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Well, I finally figured out
the one woman for me.
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As a matter of fact,
she is here right now.
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Oh, my God.
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Hi, guys!
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- Caroline!
- Caroline!
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I haven't seen you
since you tried to kill us.
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I just couldn't believe it
when Fez called.
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It was so nice to hear
a familiar voice.
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Oh, you mean coming
from outside your head?
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Okay, the old me would've
ripped out your eyeballs
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and hung them from
my rear-view mirror like dice.
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But the new me just smiles
and slaps the anger away.
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How sexy is that?
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Uh, Fez, you said you
were a one-woman guy.
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Caroline's got,
like, eight personalities.
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You'll go to bed with her one
night, and wake up the next morning
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with, like, an 82-year-old
Portuguese fisherman.
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Hey, Caroline accepts me
for who I am,
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so I'm gonna accept her
for who they are.
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Fez, the last time
you dated Caroline,
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she chased you around the room
with a corkscrew.
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It's called foreplay, jerk.
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Yeah, nothing spices up the
bedroom like a crazy woman
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who might suffocate you
in your sleep with a pillow.
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Donna, we were role-playing.
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She was a sexy nurse and I
was the guy she was trying to kill.
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Red, do you need anything
from the supermarket?
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Yeah.
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Graham Crackers that
don't taste like cardboard.
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I fought in two wars.
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I deserve name-brand cookies.
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Well, those are name-brand.
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Look at the box,
there's the Kubler Dwarves.
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I can't believe we're out
of plastic baggies already.
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I swear I just bought a box.
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Well, maybe you misplaced them.
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You know,
you're always losing things.
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Like aluminum foil.
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00:13:54,468 --> 00:13:56,595
Remember that time
you lost the aluminum foil?
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I sure do.
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Hello?
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00:14:07,064 --> 00:14:08,064
Hello?
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00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,900
Is anybody there?
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That's the third hang-up today.
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Oh, and this afternoon,
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someone called and asked me
if I had "the stuff."
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Wait a second.
248
00:14:27,084 --> 00:14:29,879
I saw a 60 Minutes piece
on this the other day.
249
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,840
Missing baggies, mysterious
phone calls. I know what's going on.
250
00:14:35,217 --> 00:14:37,386
- Kitty, I can explain.
- Steven's selling drugs.
251
00:14:37,428 --> 00:14:38,929
Yes, he is.
252
00:14:49,732 --> 00:14:51,400
Wow.
253
00:14:51,442 --> 00:14:52,902
She's really putting away
that pizza.
254
00:14:54,904 --> 00:14:57,298
The last time I saw her this upset
was when Reverend Brown told her
255
00:14:57,322 --> 00:14:58,949
that ugly people
go to heaven, too.
256
00:15:01,452 --> 00:15:03,454
So, Jackie,
can I get a slice of that?
257
00:15:03,495 --> 00:15:04,580
No!
258
00:15:06,415 --> 00:15:08,626
Okay. I was only asking
because it's mine.
259
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,755
Jackie, look.
260
00:15:12,797 --> 00:15:14,840
Fez and Caroline
are never going to last.
261
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:16,592
Hi, guys.
262
00:15:18,761 --> 00:15:20,471
Well, that was just bad timing.
263
00:15:22,514 --> 00:15:23,974
Why are you
wearing a wedding dress?
264
00:15:25,267 --> 00:15:26,267
Oh, my God.
265
00:15:27,895 --> 00:15:29,814
Did Fez propose to you?
266
00:15:29,855 --> 00:15:31,941
Not yet, but he will.
267
00:15:33,150 --> 00:15:35,527
And I wanted to show him
what I look like.
268
00:15:35,569 --> 00:15:37,171
Oh, but you know,
I was hoping he'd be here,
269
00:15:37,195 --> 00:15:38,715
'cause I gotta get
this back to the store
270
00:15:38,739 --> 00:15:41,059
before they realize I climbed
out the dressing room window.
271
00:15:42,952 --> 00:15:45,663
Don't worry. I'm sure they'll
just knock off 10%
272
00:15:45,704 --> 00:15:48,081
and put it on the rack marked
"Previously worn by psychos."
273
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:51,084
You have a sharp tongue.
274
00:15:51,126 --> 00:15:52,628
It would taste great in a salad.
275
00:15:58,383 --> 00:16:01,929
I can't believe Fez chose
that whack job over me.
276
00:16:01,971 --> 00:16:04,389
Jackie, the only reason
Fez chose Caroline over you
277
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,308
is because he has no idea
that you like him.
278
00:16:06,350 --> 00:16:08,352
Yeah? Well, whose
fault's that, Donna?
279
00:16:08,393 --> 00:16:09,436
Yours.
280
00:16:11,313 --> 00:16:14,024
Oh, well, thank you
for kicking me while I'm down.
281
00:16:17,611 --> 00:16:18,696
You know, Jackie,
282
00:16:20,030 --> 00:16:21,991
if you worked as hard
at getting Fez
283
00:16:22,032 --> 00:16:24,493
as you are at
polishing off my pizza,
284
00:16:24,535 --> 00:16:27,215
you'd be pushing a little bilingual
baby through the park right now.
285
00:16:33,878 --> 00:16:35,253
Steven, how could you?
286
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,630
Just a product
of my environment.
287
00:16:39,049 --> 00:16:41,385
Wait, what are you
talking about?
288
00:16:41,426 --> 00:16:43,279
We know you've been
selling drugs out of the house.
289
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,305
This is the worst
thing you have ever done.
290
00:16:45,347 --> 00:16:47,683
You have turned my living room
into East St. Louis.
291
00:16:50,185 --> 00:16:53,104
So, please,
just admit what you're doing.
292
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,565
It'll be better for everybody.
293
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,526
I'm not admitting to anything.
294
00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:01,321
Although if I were
selling drugs,
295
00:17:01,363 --> 00:17:04,199
it's probably 'cause I don't
have a new 19-inch TV
296
00:17:04,241 --> 00:17:05,325
to keep me off the streets.
297
00:17:07,202 --> 00:17:08,412
What?
298
00:17:08,453 --> 00:17:10,748
Steven, we do not reward
this kind of behavior.
299
00:17:10,789 --> 00:17:12,290
Right, Red?
300
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,332
Right.
301
00:17:15,002 --> 00:17:17,922
A 13-inch TV
should do the trick.
302
00:17:18,923 --> 00:17:21,592
Why are you even
discussing this?
303
00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:23,260
If ever there were a time
304
00:17:23,301 --> 00:17:25,429
for your foot to be ankle-deep
in someone's bottom,
305
00:17:25,470 --> 00:17:26,513
it's now!
306
00:17:34,145 --> 00:17:36,857
Red, those pills
sold like hotcakes.
307
00:17:38,233 --> 00:17:40,611
We came by to give you your cut.
308
00:17:40,652 --> 00:17:42,571
This is not a good time, guys.
309
00:17:42,613 --> 00:17:45,950
Red Forman, have you been
selling your heart medication?
310
00:17:45,991 --> 00:17:49,202
Yeah. They've done wonders
for me in the bedroom.
311
00:17:49,244 --> 00:17:51,121
I'm asleep before
my wife comes in.
312
00:17:52,664 --> 00:17:54,625
I can't believe this.
313
00:17:54,666 --> 00:17:56,668
I could take care of
your problem here, Red.
314
00:17:57,419 --> 00:17:58,837
No questions asked.
315
00:18:01,924 --> 00:18:04,593
I'm kidding. We should all
have dinner sometime.
316
00:18:06,428 --> 00:18:09,139
- Yeah, well, thanks
for coming by, guys.
- Sure.
317
00:18:09,932 --> 00:18:11,558
Red?
318
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,103
Look, I know what
I did was wrong.
319
00:18:14,144 --> 00:18:15,729
But don't you even want to know
320
00:18:15,771 --> 00:18:17,582
- what I was going
to do with the money?
- I don't care.
321
00:18:17,606 --> 00:18:21,026
I was going to take you on a
vacation to the Wisconsin Dells.
322
00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:24,446
Oh, my God,
I feel like a Kennedy!
323
00:18:26,073 --> 00:18:28,659
Oh, and the Dells are
three counties away.
324
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,494
We're going to have
to take the Interstate.
325
00:18:35,124 --> 00:18:36,917
Well, that worked out
pretty good.
326
00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:39,169
You're going to the Dells,
I'm getting a new TV.
327
00:18:40,295 --> 00:18:41,546
Yeah.
328
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:44,549
And you're going to love
watching that new show called
329
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:45,926
Blow It Out Your Ass.
330
00:18:52,349 --> 00:18:54,184
Hey, uh, Fez, we need to talk.
331
00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:55,978
Okay, fine.
332
00:18:57,980 --> 00:19:00,024
I used your deodorant
because I wanted to see
333
00:19:00,065 --> 00:19:01,385
if it was strong enough
for a man.
334
00:19:03,152 --> 00:19:04,235
By the way, it wasn't.
335
00:19:07,656 --> 00:19:09,449
Fez, you see,
336
00:19:09,491 --> 00:19:11,869
when I heard you were ready
to be with one woman,
337
00:19:12,828 --> 00:19:15,664
I got really excited.
338
00:19:15,706 --> 00:19:18,542
But that's because I thought you
were talking about someone else.
339
00:19:20,169 --> 00:19:21,211
Who?
340
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,508
Fez!
341
00:19:29,511 --> 00:19:30,804
Um, I can explain.
342
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,140
Go ahead.
343
00:19:33,182 --> 00:19:35,302
Um, her tongue was in my mouth
and then you walked in.
344
00:19:38,562 --> 00:19:41,148
You cheating bastard.
345
00:19:42,024 --> 00:19:43,400
Oh...
346
00:19:43,441 --> 00:19:45,360
Why do you make
me do this to you?
347
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,323
Not in the face!
348
00:19:50,365 --> 00:19:52,450
Ow! Okay, the face!
The face!
349
00:19:58,207 --> 00:19:59,624
So, how are you feeling?
350
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,834
Not so good.
351
00:20:02,252 --> 00:20:03,503
My face is freezing.
352
00:20:06,381 --> 00:20:08,133
I'm really sorry this happened,
353
00:20:08,175 --> 00:20:09,885
but you're actually
lucky that she's gone.
354
00:20:11,636 --> 00:20:13,263
Jackie, what was
that kiss all about?
355
00:20:15,057 --> 00:20:16,743
Okay, Fez, it's something
that I've wanted to do
356
00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:18,185
for a really long time.
357
00:20:19,186 --> 00:20:21,312
And I was wondering, you know,
358
00:20:23,232 --> 00:20:25,734
hoping that maybe you and I
could be together.
359
00:20:27,485 --> 00:20:28,695
You want to be with me?
360
00:20:29,571 --> 00:20:30,822
Yeah.
361
00:20:30,864 --> 00:20:33,324
I mean, Fez, my life
has been so crappy lately
362
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,285
that you have been
the one good thing.
363
00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:38,872
Oh. So you want me
because you're lonely?
364
00:20:38,914 --> 00:20:40,791
Great, so that makes me what,
your last resort?
365
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,169
No. Fez, you're wrong.
It's not...
366
00:20:44,211 --> 00:20:46,337
You know what, Jackie?
Forget it.
367
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,257
You've already been
with Kelso and Hyde.
368
00:20:48,298 --> 00:20:49,778
I don't want to be
your sloppy thirds.
369
00:20:52,636 --> 00:20:53,887
Okay.
370
00:21:07,692 --> 00:21:09,153
Hey, guys.
371
00:21:09,194 --> 00:21:11,071
I ran across some more
of those heart pills.
372
00:21:11,113 --> 00:21:12,948
Well, actually,
we have all we need.
373
00:21:12,990 --> 00:21:15,617
Oh. Really?
374
00:21:15,659 --> 00:21:18,138
Sure would be a shame if you
ran out just when you needed them.
375
00:21:18,162 --> 00:21:20,014
Like, say you're driving
your car, and all of a sudden,
376
00:21:20,038 --> 00:21:21,758
you find out your brake
lines have been cut.
377
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:23,667
Who would do that?
378
00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:26,670
I don't know.
Maybe a guy who knows a guy.
379
00:21:26,711 --> 00:21:28,022
But hey,
if you guys don't need them,
380
00:21:28,046 --> 00:21:29,714
you don't need them.
381
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,633
- Drive safe.
- I'll take 20 pills.
382
00:21:31,675 --> 00:21:33,343
That's what I like to hear.
383
00:21:33,384 --> 00:21:34,384
You did the right thing.
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