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Fez, guess what I just got.
The new Village People album!
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How many songs can they write about
where men go to massage each other?
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The Navy.
These boys never let me down!
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Disco sucks, man.
It's painful to listen to.
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It makes me wanna shoot myself.
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It's the musical
equivalent of Jackie.
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Wow. Look at these guys.
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Their music is so bad
they need to wear disguises
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just so people don't beat
the crap out of them.
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Oh, I heard how in Chicago they
made a huge bonfire out of disco records.
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Also, they cover
their hotdogs in pastrami.
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It's freaking awesome.
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Man, we should
have our own bonfire.
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I'm sick of corporations selling
crap to kids that dumbs them down
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and makes them act stupid.
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Hey. I can sell
beer at the bonfire!
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I've got tons of old disco
records we can burn.
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What? I was young!
And what do you expect?
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You see the hair.
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You guys are awful.
Disco has been great to me.
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Without disco, if I rub my
crotch on a girl, it's illegal.
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With disco, it's a bar mitzvah.
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See, disco has given Fez and I
some of our best times together.
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Oh, like remember the night when we
beat Johnny and Melina at that dance-off?
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Oh, we kicked
their gold-lame asses!
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You know what? I heard
Johnny's working at a car wash.
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Yeah!
Uh-huh. We did that to him.
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Jackie, be nice.
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Car wash. He's poor!
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You see that? See? We got
a trophy and the satisfaction
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of knowing we ruined
two people's lives.
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So you can have your little
bonfire, but we're not going.
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Yeah, I'm going to Weight
Watchers to pick up women.
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The thin ones are great,
but they have low self-esteem.
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That way, you get a hot chick
for fat girls prices.
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Wait, Fez.
Hey, maybe we should go.
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You know, and defend the music
that we love. As a team.
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Sure, what the hell. Weight
Watcher meetings will always be there.
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God bless The Dairy State.
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We never run out of fat girls.
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Pretty clever there, Jackie.
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Using a disco bonfire as a way to
cozy up next to the guy you secretly love.
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Yeah, you know, it kind
of reminds me of a song.
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♪ Jackie loves the foreign boy
Hola, taco ♪
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Look, I am not gonna sit back and
let Fez try to pick up other women,
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much less fat chicks.
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I mean, maybe if we go together,
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he'll see that we're
perfect for each other.
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So, we're coming.
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Fine. But if you get in the
way of me setting things on fire,
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you're getting set on fire.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Red, I invited the new neighbors
over for coffee and cookies.
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That way I can bad-mouth the rest
of the block before they do it to me.
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Kitty, I don't wanna
meet new neighbors.
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I had to wait 12 years
for the old ones to croak.
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Always wanted to
talk and say, "Hello!"
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Dumb asses.
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Oh, okay, they're here.
Now, be nice.
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I haven't met the wife yet, but
the husband, Josh, was very sweet.
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He's a car salesman, and he told me
he'd give me a great deal on a LeBaron,
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just because he likes me.
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Although he's gonna have to
ask his supervisor first.
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Hello, Josh!
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Hi, Kitty.
Good to see you again.
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This is Jeff.
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Hi, Jeff. Where's your wife?
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You're looking at her.
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The only lady in my life is my
little Pomeranian, Tina Louise.
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Who is going to the pound if she
doesn't stop humping my cowboy boots.
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We are not having
this conversation here.
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Okay, well, I'm confused.
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So, you two live together, but I only
saw the movers bringing in one bed.
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Oh!
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Well!
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Congratulations!
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Look, Red, the new
neighbors are here,
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and they're a couple of fellows.
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Wait a second.
You guys live together?
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Yep.
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Without any
wives or girlfriends?
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Yep.
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- You know what I
call guys like you?
- Oh, dear.
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Lucky bastards!
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Well, the bonfire
looks pretty sturdy.
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Remember,
if the flames get too high,
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we saw the foreign kid
playing with the matches.
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Hey. Who was that girl
you were talking to?
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Oh, Lisa Conner. A girl I
dated a couple of years ago
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when I was a camp counselor.
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Oh, I never knew you were
a camp counselor.
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It didn't last too long. Apparently,
going on a canoe trip with six kids
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and coming back with
five is a big no-no.
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Hey, man. How much for a beer?
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- One dollar.
- Awesome. There you go.
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Now, if you want it in a cup,
that's an extra three bucks.
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Oh! And, there's a two-dollar
pouring charge.
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You want six bucks for a beer?
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You can always go
to the other place.
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There is no other place.
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What do you know?
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Looks like I got
what you'd call a monopoly.
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You have change for a ten?
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Nope.
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There he is, Officer!
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Here's the guy
who is responsible
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for this illegal gathering
of dirty and ugly people.
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These two tell me you
organized an illegal bonfire.
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You two narced on me?
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What?
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You stand there and
accuse me of narcing?
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No, sir! No! I did not narc!
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What's "narc"?
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Calling the cops.
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Oh, yes, we narced.
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That's right, Steven,
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because Fez and I both feel that
burning disco records is wrong.
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Just like burning books,
but worse,
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because disco tells a story.
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Wait, this is
a disco-burning bonfire?
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That's fantastic! Disco sucks!
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Well, what do you know? A degenerate
and a cop having a beer together.
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It's a disco-sucking miracle.
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You know, I'm taking an
astronomy class in college right now.
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- See those three stars
in a row right there?
- Mmm-hmm.
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That's Virgo.
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That's an airplane.
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I do not go to a good school.
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- Oh, my God! Randy?
- Linda?
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- Oh, my God! Missy is here, too!
- Is she?
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Oh, my God! I'll go get her!
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Who was that?
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Linda.
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- I dated her.
- Oh.
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And her sister, Missy.
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Not together, there was a
summer in between them.
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Summer was their cousin.
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Wow. I'm dating a man-slut.
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Look, I'm sure you've dated
a lot of people, too.
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I mean, if we took all
the people I've dated
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and all the people you've dated
and put them in a room together...
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We'd have a room
full of girls, and Eric.
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What do you guys
have against disco?
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It's the only thing
white people can dance to.
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Hey, Jackie.
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I was thinking of a way to get back
at you for calling the cops on me,
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and then it hit me. You're
only here to get with Fez.
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So I figured,
why not find the skankiest,
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sluttiest, drunkest chick here,
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give her three more beers,
and introduce her to Fez?
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Oh, you wouldn't!
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- Oh, I already did.
- You didn't!
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- I just said I did.
- You wouldn't dare.
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I did! Turn around and look!
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Enjoy your evening.
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Fez!
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What are you doing?
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It's fantastic.
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Every time I say, "Disco sucks,"
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Kelly sticks her tongue
down my throat.
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Watch. Disco sucks!
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It's like a magic trick!
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Wait. Fez! You're
supposed to be here with me!
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Besides, don't you know
about rocker chicks?
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They all have syphilis.
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Do you have syphilis?
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I don't think so.
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That's good enough for me, baby.
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Oh, what a game!
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That quarterback is 11 for 12
with no interceptions.
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He is hot!
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Ridiculously hot.
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Oh? Another cookie?
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What?
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Nothing. I just thought we were
trying to slim down for the Bahamas.
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Well, excuse me,
Mr. Two Scoops of Sherbet.
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You know, you guys
don't need wives.
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You bicker like
an old married couple.
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Red, I need to talk
to you in the kitchen.
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- Kitty, I'm watching the game.
- Red.
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Oh, fine. You know, I wish
there was a bar we could go to
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where there'd be
no women, just guys.
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I know a few.
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I am having it.
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Okay, Kitty, what is it?
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Okay, it's about the neighbors.
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There's something
you should know.
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- Touchdown!
- Oh!
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Damn it!
See what you made me miss?
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Kitty,
I think those guys are gay!
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Red, you can't hide from
Jeff and Josh all night!
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Not all night. Just till they eat all
the cookies and decide to skip home.
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Red Forman! So our
neighbors are gay. So what?
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At least they'll keep
the place nice,
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and our property
values will go up.
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What am I supposed
to say to them now?
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You've been talking to them
the whole game,
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you knew what to say then.
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Well, that was before I saw
them kissing in my living room.
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Didn't bother you last night
when you saw Abbott kiss Costello.
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Well, that was different. They
had to do that to fool the landlord.
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- Hey, Red. Can I borrow some socks?
- No.
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Bob, we're having a crisis here.
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The new neighbors are gay!
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They're gay?
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Oh, great! Now they're
gonna be all over me.
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What the hell are
you talking about?
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I can't explain it.
Men find me attractive.
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Yeah. Everybody wants
a piece of the Pinci.
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Well, Red, you can't let them
sit in there all night.
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What if they
rearrange my furniture?
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Fine, I'll talk to them.
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Okay, but handle it gracefully.
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Well, of course I will.
Give me a little credit.
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Good night, guys!
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I have to go throw up again.
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Okay. Hurry back!
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Hey, Fez.
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Village People!
What are you doing here?
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We came to put a stop
to your disco bonfire.
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Plus my mom lives in Kenosha,
so, you know,
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two birds with one stone.
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Can you keep a secret?
I love disco.
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Yeah, I'm just pretending to
hate it so I can get with girls.
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You guys know how
that is, right, guys?
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So, let's talk about Jackie.
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You two came here together to
defend disco, and you abandoned her
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to make out with some skank
you're never gonna see again.
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And?
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And? It's wrong!
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What do we have to do, spell
it out for you? Because we can,
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with carefully choreographed
arm movements.
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Yeah, you're right.
I totally let Jackie down.
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You are one wise Indian.
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Actually, I'm Puerto Rican.
This is just a gig.
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Okay, I'm done vomiting.
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Wanna finish making out?
246
00:15:18,176 --> 00:15:21,096
I would love to,
but I can't, for two reasons.
247
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One, I have somewhere to be.
248
00:15:24,975 --> 00:15:26,518
And two,
249
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you have some
spaghetti right here.
250
00:15:36,027 --> 00:15:40,365
So it turns out Randy
has dated every girl here.
251
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:44,328
I can literally throw a rock
and hit a girl he's dated.
252
00:15:44,369 --> 00:15:48,457
In fact, earlier I did.
She's gonna need stitches.
253
00:15:48,499 --> 00:15:52,085
Oh, I remember that girl. I sold
her a Band-Aid for eight bucks.
254
00:15:52,127 --> 00:15:53,963
Where did you find a Band-Aid?
255
00:15:54,004 --> 00:15:57,007
I pulled it off some guy
who was passed out.
256
00:15:57,048 --> 00:15:59,718
Donna! Donna, look
what I found. This is Sarah,
257
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,887
a girl I've never dated,
who I don't wanna date,
258
00:16:01,929 --> 00:16:03,347
and who doesn't want to date me.
259
00:16:03,388 --> 00:16:04,974
- Right, Sarah?
- That's right!
260
00:16:05,808 --> 00:16:08,435
Although you are kind of cute.
261
00:16:08,477 --> 00:16:11,062
- Goodbye, Sarah.
- Would you like
to go out sometime?
262
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:15,359
- Go away, Sarah.
- Okay, but call me.
263
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:19,571
Oh, man, the keg's tapped.
Looks like everyone took a turn.
264
00:16:19,613 --> 00:16:22,240
Just like with Randy.
265
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:25,369
All right. It's time
to light this bonfire.
266
00:16:27,078 --> 00:16:30,415
Rockers of Point Place,
it is time
267
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,543
for fire!
268
00:16:34,252 --> 00:16:37,172
No! Steven, no!
You can't burn these records.
269
00:16:37,214 --> 00:16:38,966
You're right, Jackie, I can't,
270
00:16:39,008 --> 00:16:41,218
because I'm too drunk.
271
00:16:41,259 --> 00:16:44,054
- Randy? Come burn these records.
- Stop!
272
00:16:44,095 --> 00:16:48,017
- Fez? You came back.
- Jackie,
I need to tell you something,
273
00:16:48,058 --> 00:16:51,311
- something about you and me.
- Really?
274
00:16:51,353 --> 00:16:53,898
Yes. This whole time, I was
off making out with that girl,
275
00:16:53,939 --> 00:16:56,483
and all of
a sudden it felt wrong.
276
00:16:56,525 --> 00:16:59,319
- It did?
- Yes. I shouldn't
have been with her.
277
00:16:59,361 --> 00:17:01,405
I should have been with you.
278
00:17:01,446 --> 00:17:06,744
Oh, my God. Fez, I've wanted
to hear that for so long.
279
00:17:06,785 --> 00:17:09,538
- I feel the same way.
- And I realized something,
280
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:12,416
and I want everyone to know it!
281
00:17:12,457 --> 00:17:15,085
Jackie Burkhart
and I are in love
282
00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:17,087
with disco!
283
00:17:19,006 --> 00:17:20,674
Wait. What?
284
00:17:20,716 --> 00:17:24,219
Yeah, and I will not stand by
and let you set fire
285
00:17:24,261 --> 00:17:27,681
to these musical
booty-shaking masterpieces.
286
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,023
That's unfortunate.
287
00:17:44,865 --> 00:17:46,658
So, you did pretty well tonight.
288
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:51,413
Yep. And I learned a valuable
lesson about art versus commerce.
289
00:17:51,455 --> 00:17:52,539
The lesson is,
290
00:17:52,581 --> 00:17:54,041
I'm rich.
291
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,627
Good for you, man.
292
00:17:56,668 --> 00:17:58,855
But I'm gonna have to write you a
little ticket for disturbing the peace,
293
00:17:58,879 --> 00:18:01,256
and that's gonna
cost you about...
294
00:18:01,298 --> 00:18:02,466
How much you got there?
295
00:18:04,051 --> 00:18:06,136
- 208 bucks.
- 208 bucks.
296
00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:09,514
Fine.
297
00:18:10,641 --> 00:18:12,225
Officer Ron?
298
00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:16,146
You don't wanna
buy your badge back?
299
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,155
Oh, and your car?
300
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,996
This whole night
has been a nightmare.
301
00:18:32,037 --> 00:18:34,181
You know, I thought Fez was
gonna tell me he loved me, but no,
302
00:18:34,205 --> 00:18:36,333
he was just trying
to be a good friend.
303
00:18:36,374 --> 00:18:37,584
Ugh! What a jerk.
304
00:18:39,169 --> 00:18:41,171
Jackie, everybody
could use another friend.
305
00:18:41,964 --> 00:18:44,008
Well, except Randy.
306
00:18:45,884 --> 00:18:47,678
What are you looking at, bitch?
307
00:19:00,649 --> 00:19:02,026
Avon calling!
308
00:19:05,236 --> 00:19:08,157
Josh! Jeff! You're back!
309
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:12,536
Look, Red,
Josh and Jeff are back.
310
00:19:12,577 --> 00:19:13,745
Hey,
311
00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:14,997
men.
312
00:19:16,665 --> 00:19:20,544
Red, we just wanted to come by
to thank you.
313
00:19:20,585 --> 00:19:23,088
- Thank me?
- Yeah. It's not that easy
314
00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:27,342
for two guys like us to just move into
a new neighborhood and make friends.
315
00:19:27,384 --> 00:19:30,220
But you welcomed us into
your home with open arms.
316
00:19:31,972 --> 00:19:35,142
Well, sure! You're a couple of
decent guys.
317
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,063
Not before he's had his coffee.
318
00:19:40,189 --> 00:19:42,774
Like you're a ray of sunshine!
319
00:19:42,816 --> 00:19:45,360
Anyway, you've been great.
320
00:19:45,402 --> 00:19:47,463
The last place we lived, we had
to tell people we were brothers.
321
00:19:48,989 --> 00:19:51,349
Who would ever believe that
the two of us could be brothers?
322
00:19:53,577 --> 00:19:57,539
Anyway, we wanted to give
you this, you know, to say thanks.
323
00:19:58,707 --> 00:20:00,167
What is it?
324
00:20:01,043 --> 00:20:02,252
Fruit cake.
325
00:20:07,883 --> 00:20:13,847
Well, that's clever. It's a
dessert and an ice-breaker.
326
00:20:13,889 --> 00:20:16,725
Well, what do you say we all
sit down and watch the Packers
327
00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:19,811
kick the crap out
of the Vikings, huh?
328
00:20:19,853 --> 00:20:21,271
Well, we like the Vikings.
329
00:20:26,151 --> 00:20:27,277
What did you say?
330
00:20:29,821 --> 00:20:32,116
You're Viking fans?
331
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:35,202
What the hell is wrong with you?
332
00:20:35,869 --> 00:20:37,370
Get out of my house!
333
00:20:37,412 --> 00:20:40,582
Red, come on, it's not our
fault. We're from Minnesota.
334
00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:43,293
We were born this way!
335
00:20:44,002 --> 00:20:46,463
Out! Out, sickos!
336
00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,557
Well, thanks a lot, Red.
337
00:20:57,599 --> 00:21:01,145
Now I'll never know what rug
ties this room together.
338
00:21:07,943 --> 00:21:09,861
Thank you. Next please.
339
00:21:11,905 --> 00:21:13,073
Hi, guys!
340
00:21:14,866 --> 00:21:16,534
I love it! That's exactly
what we need!
341
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,703
Leather guy, you're out.
Chicken, you're in.
342
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,455
Hallelujah!
343
00:21:22,499 --> 00:21:25,627
♪ It's fun to stay
at the Y.M.C.A.
344
00:21:26,837 --> 00:21:29,298
♪ It's fun to stay
at the Y.M.C.A.
345
00:21:31,008 --> 00:21:34,719
♪ They have everything
for you men to enjoy
346
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:37,139
♪ You can hang
out with all the boys
347
00:21:37,181 --> 00:21:39,183
♪ It's fun to stay at the... ♪
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