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Hey, Fez.
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Hey, girl holding Fez's hand who
I've never seen before in my life.
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- Everyone, meet Hilary. My girlfriend.
- Hi, guys.
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Is she really
your girlfriend, Fez?
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Or did you just find her wandering
from the scene of an accident
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and tell her
she's your girlfriend?
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No, this one's legit.
See, no scratches.
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Um, a little privacy, please?
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You want privacy?
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- You spy on me and
Randy all the time.
- Donna, I like to watch.
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I don't like being watched.
That's just creepy.
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No, creepy is when you open the
closet door and throw a shoe at me
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and tell me to get out of the way so
you can get a better view of Donna.
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- Hey. Um, I'm looking for Samantha.
- Who are you?
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I'm her husband.
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Sam!
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- Larry?
- Samantha.
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Uh, this guy just
said he is your husband
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which is a little off-putting
because I'm your husband.
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I can explain this.
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You're both my husband.
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Wow, Hyde. I bet when
you married a stripper
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this wasn't the kind of
threesome you expected.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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So when you and I got married, you
were already married to another guy?
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Sort of.
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Sort of? There is no
"sort of" in marriage.
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When you say, "I do," you
mean, "I do want to marry you,"
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not, "I do already
have another husband!"
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Hey, everybody,
Hyde's part of a boy-harem!
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Look, Hyde, Larry was a regular at the
club and one day he asked me to marry him.
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He said he'd rent me an
apartment and buy me a Camaro,
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what was I supposed to say?
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How about, "No, you
creepy 80-year-old loser"?
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Hey, nobody talks to
Larry Lennet like that.
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- Shut up, Larry.
- I'm sorry, dear.
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Then I met you
and I fell in love.
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I figured we'd just leave town
and I'd never see him again.
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Luckily for me,
you kept using my credit card,
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which expires in a month. I
got you a new one in the car.
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So, if she was married to him
before she married you,
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then you guys aren't
even legally married,
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which means this is
freaking hilarious!
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Red, I just heard
some bad news, I ran over to tell you.
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Bob, you live next door,
why are you panting?
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I was going against the wind.
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They're opening a Muffler
Master right here in Point Place!
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- What?
- Aw, jeez.
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My shop is barely
scraping by as it is.
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Muffler Master isn't going
to drive you out of town.
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They're a big chain.
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They're always throwing
their weight around,
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crushing anything
smaller than themselves.
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They're like Bob at a Cub
Scout pancake breakfast.
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Well, they are just
a faceless corporation.
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You have something they don't. A
friendly smiling face behind the counter.
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When did you hire a new guy?
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This town needs to know
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that there is a friendly neighborhood
muffler man they can go to.
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So you should have a sale.
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No, a sale-a-bration!
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I'll make muffins. You can
give one away with each muffler.
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Just don't sell
more than 12 mufflers
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because Jody Adelman
still has my other tin.
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- See you later, alligator.
- After a while,
you big baboon.
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Unbelievable.
God, Fez has Hilary,
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you have Randy, now
Steven's wife has two husbands.
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Why am I alone and all you stupid,
less attractive people are happy?
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Ugly people need love, too.
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Just like bitches.
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Okay, I need a boyfriend.
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But I don't want to end up with
someone as stupid as Michael
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or someone as
wrong for me as Steven.
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I know.
I'm gonna write up a list.
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Write down everything I want in a man
and then find the guy who matches up!
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I did that once.
But with candy.
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Okay. What do I want in a guy?
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Ah, Olympic gold medalist,
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someone who
doesn't talk to the help.
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Oh, doesn't look like Eric.
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Jackie, if you're
serious about this list,
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maybe you should pick qualities
that are a little more realistic?
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Ah, you're right.
Yeah, you're right.
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No fatties, no baldies.
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What are you still doing here?
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I thought you'd be halfway to
Vegas by now with your husband.
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You're my husband.
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No. I'm the guy you married
'cause you were bored.
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Next time,
try tennis, you lunatic.
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Hey. That's our wife
you're talking about.
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- Shut up, Larry.
- I'm sorry.
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Hyde, for what it's worth,
I don't love Larry.
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- I love you.
- Oh. Great.
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You love me more than
you love your grandfather.
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Well, I'll have you know I
won't be going without a fight.
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- Shut up, Larry!
- Without a fight it is.
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Oh, Red, I am sorry
business is so slow.
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I blame myself. I used margarine
instead of butter in the muffins.
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I ruined us to save 8 cents!
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Red, I told you,
you should listen to me.
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I'm not renting
a promotional monkey.
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No. No, Red, you should've turned
this place into an adult bookstore.
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Those places are
packed 24 hours a day.
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Sometimes you can't even get
to the good stuff.
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Oh, oh, Red, a customer.
Okay, now, you show him
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that you have the personal
touch that Muffler Master doesn't.
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And if that doesn't work,
tell him you have a fake leg.
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There is an orderly at the
hospital who has a fake leg
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and he just gets
whatever he wants.
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- Can I help you?
- Yeah, I need a muffler.
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And I appreciate your business.
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I mean, sure, Muffler Master can give
you half off, but here at Forman and Son,
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you get personalized
home-town service with a smile.
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Half off?
What am I doing here?
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Hey, what about my
damn service with a smile?
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I have a fake leg!
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Okay, okay, stop everything!
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I've finished my
"perfect man" list!
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And all the pieces of my life
are falling into place.
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Oh, would you just shush and listen?
Okay, first, he has to be a gentleman.
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Just like my Fezzie. He's
always opening doors for me.
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Well, that way, I can walk in
behind her and the view is better.
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Okay, my ideal guy
has a great sense of humor.
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Oh, that's like Fez, too!
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Just this morning, he told me
the funniest knock-knock joke.
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I'd tell it, but I don't want
to get us off-track
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with 10 minutes of
uproarious laughter.
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Okay, and third, he has to be
interested in women's shoes.
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Oh, Fez, that's like last night
when you put on my heels...
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Anywho...
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Okay.
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Okay, well, I'll let you guys
hash this out on your own.
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Baby,
some stories are just for us.
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Jackie, have you realized who
fits every single thing on your list?
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Yeah! Elton John!
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And I think he's single, 'cause
you never see him out with a girl.
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No, I'm talking about Fez.
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- What?
- Hey, you wrote the list
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and the list don't lie.
And your ideal man is Fez!
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Oh... That is almost
as ridiculous as you
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looking in the mirror and
thinking this outfit works.
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Oh, yeah?
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At least I can see over the
bathroom counter to look in the mirror.
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Oh, hey, you know what? I found
a perfect dress for you that'll fit you.
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Ah, you're gonna have to
borrow it from the Statue of Liberty.
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Okay, truce. I didn't mean to upset
you. Let's just stop and call it even.
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Okay, fine.
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You like Fez,
you like Fez.
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Today was a total disaster.
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I didn't sell one muffler
and I drove a dozen customers
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into the hands
of my competition.
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If I were a younger, more flexible
man, I'd shove my foot up my own ass.
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You think you got problems?
I've got a husband-in-law.
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Okay, well, this should cheer
the two of you up.
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My secret seven-layer casserole.
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The secret is layers
three and six are bourbon.
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I can't go back out on the job
market. It's a young man's game.
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Plus I hate everybody.
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Well, maybe you should think
about retiring.
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You're always saying
how you'd love more time
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to drive around town and
yell at men who wear sandals.
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I can't afford to retire.
That's it.
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I'm not waiting for those
bastards to put me out of business.
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I'm going down to the Muffler Masters
offices and give them a piece of my mind.
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What if they tell you
to go take a flying leap?
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Well, then, I'll throw a garbage
can through their window.
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So basically, Jackie's list says
the perfect man for her is Fez,
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but she's in massive denial.
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Jackie, it's not
healthy to be in denial.
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Once my uncle came to terms
with his crush on Burt Reynolds,
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a whole new world
opened up for him.
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Okay, look, just because Fez
matches up with a few things on my list
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doesn't mean he is the
perfect match for me.
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I mean, we are complete opposites.
It's like I'm Beauty and he is the Beast.
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Um, Jackie, at the end of the story,
Beauty and the Beast get together.
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Oh, would you
shut up, you reader?
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Look, there are plenty of other
things on this list. For instance,
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my perfect guy compliments me,
buys me presents and comes when I call.
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And none of that describes Fez.
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Did you call me?
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- What? No, I...
- Wow, Jackie,
you look fantastic today.
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Oh, which reminds me,
I got you a present.
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Enjoy it. Bye, guys!
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Whoa, that was weird.
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So have you decided what
you are gonna do about Sam?
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I don't know, man.
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I mean, on one hand, she
kept a massive secret from me,
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and I don't think I
can ever trust her again.
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On the other hand,
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I'm just a small-town burn-out
with two stints in juvie.
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Who am I to judge?
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Well, all I know is,
she makes you happy.
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And the only other time I've
seen such a big smile on your face
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was when you got Fez and Kelso
to smash their heads together
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when you threw
a peanut on the floor.
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It's a tough decision, man.
I'm gonna let the ball decide.
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If I make the shot, I stay with
Sam. If I miss, I say goodbye.
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Huh. God's funny.
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Kitty, I just got back from the
Muffler Master offices in Kenosha.
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Oh, I hate Kenosha. They think
they're so much better than us
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just because
they've got a town pool.
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Yeah. Well, I told them,
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no matter how many mom-and-pop
stores they put out of business,
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they'd better not even think
about opening a store near mine
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or they'll get a fight from me
like they've never seen!
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That's my man!
What did they say?
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They're putting a store
across the street.
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Oh, Red, I'm sorry.
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Ah, don't be. I scared
the heck out of them.
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They even offered me
a little money for my shop.
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Well, I hope you
told them to get lost.
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Course I did. Then they
offered me more money.
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And you told them to stuff it.
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Damn right. And then they
offered me a lot of money.
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- Go to hell, Muffler Master.
- Actually, I accepted it.
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Thank you, Muffler Master!
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Oh.
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Oh, I can't believe this.
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Yeah, me neither.
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But you know, I've been thinking
about what you said, about retiring.
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And I think that, with this
check, we can just about do it.
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If it's okay with you.
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Oh, Red. You don't have to ask
my permission for anything.
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You have fought in two wars,
you have worked your whole life.
233
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You deserve to cash in.
234
00:15:57,883 --> 00:16:00,886
Well, I couldn't have done it
without my best gal!
235
00:16:02,513 --> 00:16:06,976
Well, speaking of things you
can't do without your best gal...
236
00:16:07,017 --> 00:16:08,769
Hmm.
237
00:16:08,811 --> 00:16:11,062
How'd you like to go celebrate?
238
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,357
I was thinking the same thing!
239
00:16:21,490 --> 00:16:23,033
Oh! You meant...
240
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,538
Well, sure,
we can get a steak later!
241
00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:35,772
Doesn't it bother you that Muffler
Master is going to turn your shop
242
00:16:35,796 --> 00:16:37,798
into a parking lot?
243
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,466
As long as that check clears,
244
00:16:39,508 --> 00:16:43,053
I don't care if they turn it into
a Communist recreation center.
245
00:16:47,599 --> 00:16:50,227
Anyway,
what happened to you and Sam?
246
00:16:50,268 --> 00:16:54,356
Oh, well. We finally got
some time alone, we talked,
247
00:16:54,398 --> 00:16:56,942
I told her I thought it'd be a
mistake if we stayed together,
248
00:16:56,984 --> 00:17:00,153
she agreed and we hugged.
249
00:17:00,195 --> 00:17:03,615
Then she jumped back on the
main stage and finished out her act.
250
00:17:05,951 --> 00:17:08,495
Well, you two kids lasted
longer than I expected.
251
00:17:08,537 --> 00:17:12,791
I thought she was gonna knock you out
and steal your wallet on the first night.
252
00:17:16,253 --> 00:17:18,296
- Hey.
- Hey.
253
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,591
Thought you'd be
halfway to Vegas by now.
254
00:17:20,632 --> 00:17:23,802
Hyde, I'm really sorry
how things worked out.
255
00:17:25,012 --> 00:17:26,471
Yeah, me, too.
256
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:33,562
But I like to think if our paths ever cross
again that I'd be able to give you $20
257
00:17:33,604 --> 00:17:37,107
and you'd be able to dance for
me and it wouldn't be awkward.
258
00:17:37,733 --> 00:17:39,276
I'd like that.
259
00:17:46,575 --> 00:17:48,619
- Bye.
- See ya.
260
00:17:52,664 --> 00:17:56,877
- You all right?
- Yeah.
261
00:17:56,919 --> 00:18:02,132
Let me tell you something, son.
I dodged a lot of bullets in Korea,
262
00:18:02,173 --> 00:18:06,136
but not one as crazy and blonde
as the one that you just side-stepped.
263
00:18:08,305 --> 00:18:09,556
It's weird, man.
264
00:18:09,598 --> 00:18:11,492
I never imagined myself
divorced from a Vegas stripper
265
00:18:11,516 --> 00:18:15,062
with a second
husband at this age.
266
00:18:15,104 --> 00:18:19,483
I never imagined
myself retired at this age.
267
00:18:19,524 --> 00:18:24,195
But all I know is, when life finally
gives you a break from the crap storm,
268
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:28,158
the best thing that you can do is
to crack open a beer with a friend.
269
00:18:30,911 --> 00:18:32,788
- To retirement.
- To divorce.
270
00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:37,918
You know, Red,
retirement is gonna be great.
271
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:41,546
Sleeping in every day,
watching TV, doing nothing.
272
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:44,174
I'd be happy to
show you how it's done.
273
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,194
Beauty!
274
00:19:05,487 --> 00:19:08,198
Beast! I like your haircut.
275
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,742
Oh, thank you for noticing.
276
00:19:10,784 --> 00:19:15,497
Yeah, I had them take off
a little extra off the wrists.
277
00:19:15,539 --> 00:19:18,583
So what brings you up
to the forest of no return?
278
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:22,129
Oh, see, I wrote up this list of
who my perfect match should be,
279
00:19:22,171 --> 00:19:24,381
and everyone thinks it's you.
280
00:19:24,422 --> 00:19:26,925
I mean, isn't that crazy?
You're a beast!
281
00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:29,845
That's true, I'm disgusting.
282
00:19:29,887 --> 00:19:33,974
Yeah! Oh, yeah, you actually
have a little piece of elf right here.
283
00:19:40,689 --> 00:19:42,232
Did I get it?
284
00:19:43,984 --> 00:19:46,904
No, no, here, come here. Ah.
285
00:19:46,945 --> 00:19:47,905
Uh-uh!
286
00:19:50,866 --> 00:19:55,245
Okay. Well,
I'll see you later, Beast.
287
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:03,294
Beast! You're totally hot!
288
00:20:06,882 --> 00:20:10,635
Holy crap! I'm going to
save a fortune on razors!
289
00:20:13,889 --> 00:20:18,268
Why, you're not a beast at
all! You're a handsome prince.
290
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:24,482
The list was right.
You are the one for me.
291
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:27,277
Then come and get the
royal treatment, baby!
292
00:20:35,994 --> 00:20:39,414
Jackie? Jackie! Are you okay?
293
00:20:39,456 --> 00:20:42,417
You were moaning in your
sleep, and while I find it enjoyable,
294
00:20:42,459 --> 00:20:45,087
I thought I should wake you up.
295
00:20:45,129 --> 00:20:47,965
I'm fine. No,
I'm fine, it's just, um...
296
00:20:48,006 --> 00:20:51,426
Fez?
Get back in here, you beast!
297
00:20:51,468 --> 00:20:53,637
Oh, coming, my Beauty!
298
00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:12,197
- Hi, honey, how was your day?
- Great, great.
299
00:21:12,239 --> 00:21:16,451
I scared an entire village and I
tore down all the trees in the forest.
300
00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:19,788
What's for dinner?
301
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:23,959
- I made you a special dish.
- Macaroni and children?
302
00:21:27,171 --> 00:21:29,339
Italian! My favorite!
303
00:21:31,508 --> 00:21:34,511
I do smell good.
Hey, save me a piece of me!
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