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No, I get the top drawer.
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I've always had the top drawer
and this conversation is over.
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Don't you walk away from me.
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I'll walk wherever I want!
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Oh, look, I'm going
to walk on the couch.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna
drink the rest of your last beer.
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I win. I put out
a cigarette in there.
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Ew!
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What is going on with you
and your stripper wife?
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You guys are fighting
like cats and whores.
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Yep. The honeymoon is over.
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You know,
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once the thrill of being
married to a stripper is gone,
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you're just left with a wife who's
always got change for a five.
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You guys, the radio station
asked me to host
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an on-air fundraiser
for the Children's Library.
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A year ago,
I was doing the Farm Report
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and now it's gonna
be Hot Donna all day long.
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That's right. I'm gonna be referring to
myself in the third person from now on.
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Wait. You're not doing
the Farm Report anymore?
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Well, how am I supposed to
know if my corns are going to grow?
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And I told my boss
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that I'm not getting off the
air until I've raised 500 bucks.
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Which'll be easy, because
my fans do anything I say.
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Like, there was this one time where
I told everybody to get up and dance
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when I played
Tear The Roof Off The Sucker.
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There was almost
a riot at the prison.
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Yeah. Thanks a lot, Donna. My
dad had to hide under his bunk.
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Hyde, thanks for letting
us broadcast from Grooves.
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We couldn't do it at
the Children's Library,
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because the last
time I was there,
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this 10-year-old boy got a peek down
my shirt and his mom had to read him
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What's Happening to My Body?
Three years earlier than she planned.
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And, well,
now I'm not welcome back.
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Wait a second, you guys
are doing this at my store?
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Where was I when
this was decided?
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At work. We just
didn't want to wake you.
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I cleared all your crap off the
bed. Why the hell did you do that?
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Because we're gonna
use it to make up.
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Unless you want to make up
in the shower.
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Honeymoon's back on.
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Oh. It's you.
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Fenton.
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During business hours you may address
me by my official title, "Landlord."
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I'll also respond
to "Lord Fenton."
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Ooh, or on Sundays,
"The Good Lord."
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Yes.
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Fenton, I am in no
mood to talk to you.
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Oh, well, then just listen.
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I did a little shuffle-y-doo
with the parking assignments.
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Your new space is Z.
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Z? Z's the last spot.
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It's dangerous to
walk from there at night.
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I'm a single man.
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Well, maybe you should put
some effort into your appearance.
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Maybe you should put some effort
into minding your own business!
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Maybe you should shut up!
Maybe you should go to hell!
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I'll go to hell
when you shut up!
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Damn. I really should have
turned in the direction of my door.
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Excuse me.
Of course.
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Hey Fezzie! How's the salon?
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Horrible. An old lady and a
Marine came in at the same time.
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I got confused.
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And, well, Mrs. Riley was not
happy when I shaved her head.
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Yeah, I know.
I had a tough day too.
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General Hospital is pre-empted
by some stupid hostage crisis.
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Did you drink my
last grape soda?
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Yeah.
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I left the empty bottle in the
fridge, so you'd know to buy more.
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But I'd been looking forward
to this grape soda all day.
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I even made up a song.
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♪ I'm looking forward
to that grape soda, yeah ♪
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Jackie, I took you in
when you had nowhere to go,
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but you've been a total mooch.
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You have no job,
you pay no rent.
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You need to shape up or put out.
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Uh, Fez,
it's shape up or ship out.
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Then what the hell
is in it for me?
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ Hello, Wisconsin! ♪
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You know I hate it
when you read the paper
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while I'm sitting
right here next to you!
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Yeah. That's why I'm
doing it, honey-bunch.
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Why don't you
read your horoscope?
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I bet it says,
"You won't be getting any!"
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Oh, here is my horoscope. "You'll
find yourself living with a bitch!"
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You know why they're fighting?
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Because they're packed into
Steven's tiny room like sardines.
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And that's no way to be.
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Unless you are a sardine and
then you've got bigger problems.
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I think I see where you're
going with this, Kitty.
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You kick them out
and I'll change the locks.
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No. They should move into
Laurie's old room. It's just sitting there.
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Kitty, "It's just sitting there"
is a reason to shoot a deer,
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not a reason
to move two kids in next door.
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Oh, you're just upset
because you don't want people
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seeing you in your big,
green, fuzzy slippers.
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Those are my Green
Bay Packers slippers.
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And they looked a lot sharper
in the catalog.
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Okay, Hot Donna fans.
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I'm here at Grooves Records raising
money for the Children's Library.
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And I am not getting off
the air until my jug is full.
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We have our first donation.
Sir, how much did you give us?
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Uh, 68 cents.
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All right. And how did you
come into that kind of cash?
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I bought something
that cost 32 cents.
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Terrific.
Hey, here's a fun fact.
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Money is covered in germs and
human waste, so give it to me.
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Hop in your cars, your
trucks, your speed wagons
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and come on down to Grooves.
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Speaking of speed wagons,
here is a new song from The Cars.
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Hey, after this song, do you think
I can do one of my characters?
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I do a really great British
boy trapped in an elevator.
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Please, sir, I'm stuck in the
lift and I 'ave to use the loo.
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Okay, it's been two hours
and I'm nowhere near my goal.
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Um, I understand
that some of my fans
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can't make it here because,
well, you're in prison.
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But for those of you who
aren't, rob a bank or something.
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Just kidding.
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WFPP in no way endorses
the robbing of banks.
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I think what you're doing
here is great, man.
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Thanks, Leo.
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Yeah, we haven't had
a trash can here in ages.
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Oh, yeah, Fenton? Well,
if I could do that to myself,
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I wouldn't be standing here
arguing with you!
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Wow! This place is spotless.
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I can see my reflection.
Why, hello, Robert Redford.
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Well, Fez, I realized
what you said was true.
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That I needed to help out.
So I cleaned.
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I guess all the years of watching
my maid scrub the floor really paid off.
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Well, thank you, Jackie.
You deserve a big night out.
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I'm taking you to
The Muppet Movie.
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No thanks, Fez.
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I'm actually running the bath and I'm going
to spend all night soaking in the tub.
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Okay, well,
then let's do that then.
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Alone.
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Fine. But I'm still
going to the movies.
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I think Miss Piggy and Kermit
are finally going to do it.
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Why the hell
did you turn the TV on?
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To drown out your snoring!
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I was snoring
to drown out your talking!
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Okay.
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I can't put up with those
two fighting anymore.
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It's like living with
a couple of Italians.
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Oh, yeah. We moved
two fighting morons
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into an adjacent room,
and now we can't sleep.
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Who could have seen this coming?
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Hot Donna here. Heading
into my 12th hour on the air.
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Our top news story, I've
raised $38 and my ass is asleep.
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I guess what I'm
trying to say is,
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"Where the hell
are all my fans?"
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Yeah, I know
you're home listening.
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I've signed enough of your bellies
to know you're not out on dates!
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You know what? Just forget it.
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I'll find my own change,
you cheap bastards!
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Donna, what are you doing? I'm
looking for change, man. Back off.
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Whoa, I wouldn't stick
your hand in there.
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Sometimes when Leo doesn't finish
his lunch, he puts it in his pockets.
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He eats a lot of ravioli.
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Hey, are you
stealing my raviolis?
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00:11:13,182 --> 00:11:15,809
Okay, listen up, you tightwads.
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I can't go home till
I've raised 500 bucks.
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So this is how it's gonna work.
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Donate a quarter,
I'll take a picture with you.
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Drop in a dollar,
I'll sign your butt.
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Anybody who donates 50 bucks, I'll
take off my clothes and show you stuff!
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Hmm. I never made
that sound before.
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Jackie!
What? What's going on?
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You flooded the apartment!
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What?
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Oh, I must have fallen asleep
with the tub running.
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Oh, I bet all
the hot water's gone.
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It soaked into the carpet
and into the floor.
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Well, who lives downstairs?
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Oh. It's you.
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What do you want?
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Um, we're just here to
borrow some sugar, neighbor.
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I don't have any.
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You don't eat sugar
and keep this figure.
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Then we'll go. Because
everything here looks ship-shape.
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Good night then.
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This is terrible.
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Your apartment is ruined.
Water is still pouring into mine.
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I'm gonna have to walk around
in a big, rubber suit.
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If it still fits!
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Fenton, I know it looks bad,
but according to the commercial,
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one roll of Bounty should
take care of everything.
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You're going to pay for the carpet,
the floor, and my damaged ceiling.
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How am I supposed to find
that kind of money?
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Well, you always seem to find money
for those tacky, tight pants you wear.
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You wish your pants were tight.
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You wish your pants were loose.
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Toothpick-legs!
Sausage-thighs!
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Get out!
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You. Pack your bags.
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Fez! That's a great idea!
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Let's go to Bermuda
while this place dries out.
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You pushed it too far.
I want you out.
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Wait, what? Fez,
where am I supposed to go?
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Oh, how about this?
Why don't you go down to
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I-Don't-Care Street, make a left
on Get-Out-Of-My-Life Boulevard,
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and take the express bus
to downtown Suck-It?
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Samantha, Red and I both felt
we needed to talk to you.
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Steven, Kitty is
making me talk to you.
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We're worried
that you two aren't
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communicating
the way a couple should.
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We're sick of you
screaming at each other
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like a couple of dumbasses.
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Red, what happens
between me and Sam
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is kind of private.
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I'll tell you anything.
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Hyde and I are
like an open book.
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Oh, Red and I
share everything too,
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except bars of soap.
It's unsanitary.
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Well, I gotta
tell Kitty something.
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You two going to stop fighting?
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You see the thing is...
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Fighting gets Hyde and me
all worked up and...
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After we fight, we...
Well, you know.
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We get naked and
have hot, crazy sex.
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Good God, I didn't
need to hear about that!
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Holy Toledo,
tell me more about that!
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So you're saying...
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You put up with the fighting
to spice up your S-E-X?
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Exactly.
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You two are naughty.
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You two are idiots.
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Fenton,
I'm so glad I caught you.
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Look, this whole mess
is my fault and not Fez's.
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I'm the one who ran the bath.
I flooded the place.
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I ruined your creepy night of
classical music and Indian food.
239
00:15:34,568 --> 00:15:38,864
Well, you also ruined this.
My beautiful pig-suede jacket.
240
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From China?
Mmm.
241
00:15:42,117 --> 00:15:44,578
Oh, it's beautiful.
242
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,079
And versatile.
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You can wear it as
a jacket or a sport coat
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or you can wrap it
around your waist
245
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when you're
having a big-butt day.
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Fenton, please let me
make this up to you.
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I know a great place we
can get an even better jacket.
248
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It may not be suede
and it may not be from China,
249
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but I am neither of those things
and I'm a better person for it.
250
00:16:05,516 --> 00:16:07,309
Well, it better be good stuff.
251
00:16:07,351 --> 00:16:09,979
Cheap leather makes me rashy
in all the wrong places.
252
00:16:11,981 --> 00:16:13,440
What are the right places?
253
00:16:16,485 --> 00:16:17,653
I've said too much.
254
00:16:26,411 --> 00:16:27,621
Hello, Donna.
255
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,583
Santa Claus?
256
00:16:33,251 --> 00:16:34,837
Am I having a dream?
257
00:16:34,879 --> 00:16:37,047
No, Donna.
This is really happening.
258
00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:39,299
What are you doing here?
259
00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:42,594
Well, I've come to fill
your jug with change,
260
00:16:42,636 --> 00:16:44,889
so that you can
help build that library
261
00:16:44,930 --> 00:16:46,932
for all the good
little boys and girls.
262
00:16:47,599 --> 00:16:50,978
Wow. Thanks, Santa.
263
00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:53,230
And to think everyone
said you weren't real.
264
00:16:54,398 --> 00:16:57,026
Who? I'll kill
those little bastards!
265
00:16:57,067 --> 00:17:01,071
I... I mean... Who?
266
00:17:04,658 --> 00:17:06,035
Donna?
267
00:17:06,076 --> 00:17:08,078
Don't kill them, Santa!
Please don't kill them!
268
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:12,666
Donna, calm down.
It's me, Randy.
269
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I brought change.
270
00:17:17,046 --> 00:17:21,174
My nana, God rest that
sweet woman's soul,
271
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gave me this bank
when I was just a boy.
272
00:17:23,719 --> 00:17:25,387
She didn't have much,
273
00:17:25,429 --> 00:17:28,223
but every time she came over
she told me to close my eyes
274
00:17:28,265 --> 00:17:31,101
and she'd drop
a silver dollar in here.
275
00:17:31,142 --> 00:17:33,144
I want you to have it.
276
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:36,106
Oh, my God, Randy,
you are so awesome.
277
00:17:42,071 --> 00:17:45,407
Pennies?
Thanks a lot, Nana!
278
00:17:45,449 --> 00:17:47,260
I guess all your real money
must have gone to Jack Daniel's
279
00:17:47,284 --> 00:17:49,536
and slot machines,
you lying old hag!
280
00:17:51,663 --> 00:17:53,707
Randy, don't worry about it.
281
00:17:53,749 --> 00:17:56,126
I mean, at least you tried.
282
00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:58,253
Yeah, well, I'd like to do
what I can to help.
283
00:17:58,295 --> 00:18:00,297
Because I care about
the Children's Library.
284
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,383
You hear that, Point Place?
285
00:18:03,425 --> 00:18:06,553
Randy Pearson loves little boys.
286
00:18:17,606 --> 00:18:20,692
Okay, well, Steven and Samantha
are moving back downstairs
287
00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:22,736
because they're not
gonna stop fighting.
288
00:18:22,778 --> 00:18:24,154
And you know why?
289
00:18:27,741 --> 00:18:30,285
Yes, unfortunately, I do.
290
00:18:30,327 --> 00:18:35,707
What kind of a person has to
argue in order to... You know.
291
00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:38,376
Well, what's wrong with it if
it spices up their lovemaking?
292
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,880
Jeez, Kitty, is that what we're
doing? We're just saying it now?
293
00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:45,676
Well, you never want to talk
about anything.
294
00:18:45,717 --> 00:18:47,678
And you always do.
295
00:18:47,719 --> 00:18:51,389
I can't get any peace
unless I leave the room.
296
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,350
And even then,
I have to run the lawnmower
297
00:18:53,391 --> 00:18:57,479
in the garage in order to not
hear your constant yammering.
298
00:18:57,521 --> 00:18:59,648
Red Forman!
Speechless, huh?
299
00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:01,525
Well, it's about damn time.
300
00:19:05,904 --> 00:19:07,948
I thought we were trying this...
301
00:19:11,242 --> 00:19:12,995
Oh!
302
00:19:17,415 --> 00:19:20,711
Jackie... Oh! Jackie, I had
such a great time with you.
303
00:19:20,752 --> 00:19:24,214
I got a new jacket,
a manicure, crepes.
304
00:19:24,255 --> 00:19:27,634
I didn't know a woman
could be so into that stuff.
305
00:19:27,676 --> 00:19:29,928
I know. Fenton, I had such
a great time with you too.
306
00:19:30,971 --> 00:19:34,933
Well! If it isn't Jackie.
307
00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:37,655
There's only one person I hate
more than Jackie, and that is Fenton.
308
00:19:39,688 --> 00:19:42,149
And Fenton, there's only one
person I hate more than you.
309
00:19:42,191 --> 00:19:43,817
Queen Elizabeth.
310
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:48,363
Who does she think she is?
Queen of England?
311
00:19:50,407 --> 00:19:52,343
Well, don't worry, Fez,
'cause I'm leaving tonight.
312
00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:53,869
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
313
00:19:53,911 --> 00:19:55,704
You're leaving?
Yeah, she's leaving.
314
00:19:55,746 --> 00:19:58,999
She destroyed my apartment.
She's costing me a fortune.
315
00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:02,252
Jackie I... I can't
let you go. I mean,
316
00:20:02,293 --> 00:20:05,714
you have the other half of my
"best friends forever" heart charm!
317
00:20:08,175 --> 00:20:10,510
Well, Fenton, I'd love to stay.
318
00:20:10,552 --> 00:20:12,596
But as all good
friendships require,
319
00:20:12,637 --> 00:20:15,891
you're going to have to do
something for me.
320
00:20:15,933 --> 00:20:19,228
Forgive Fez and not charge
him for any of the damages.
321
00:20:19,269 --> 00:20:22,106
Well, Jackie, you're
putting me in quite a bind.
322
00:20:22,147 --> 00:20:24,274
And not in a good way.
323
00:20:27,318 --> 00:20:31,115
Unfortunately, I don't
respond to threats, so...
324
00:20:32,074 --> 00:20:34,118
Okay. See you.
Don't go!
325
00:20:38,914 --> 00:20:40,624
Fine. He's off the hook.
326
00:20:40,665 --> 00:20:41,959
Yeah?
327
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:47,297
Fez? Come on, what do you say?
Can I still be your roommate?
328
00:20:48,215 --> 00:20:49,758
Fine.
329
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,840
But if she's staying,
I want a better parking space.
330
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,762
You can have S.
A!
331
00:20:53,804 --> 00:20:55,472
S! S!
B! C!
332
00:20:55,513 --> 00:20:57,515
Why don't you park on the
roof and pay me $3,000?
333
00:20:59,935 --> 00:21:01,561
Is S still available?
334
00:21:07,317 --> 00:21:09,278
Apparently in my
delirium last night,
335
00:21:09,319 --> 00:21:11,780
I said a few things on the air
that I shouldn't have said.
336
00:21:11,822 --> 00:21:15,450
So I need to apologize to
the following groups of people.
337
00:21:15,492 --> 00:21:17,619
The Irish.
338
00:21:17,661 --> 00:21:20,538
People who make
their living from boats.
339
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,792
Any religion that
values the Old Testament.
340
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:25,919
Glass blowers.
341
00:21:25,961 --> 00:21:28,463
Cross-country skiers.
It's not just walking.
342
00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:32,301
Um... Quakers.
343
00:21:32,342 --> 00:21:34,342
I don't know what you are,
but I love your oatmeal.
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