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So, thank you for celebrating
our 25th anniversary with us.
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You know, nothing makes
me appreciate my beautiful wife
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more than a room full of people
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that I don't
like as much as her.
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Okay, my turn.
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Mr. and Mrs. Forman,
your long and happy marriage
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got me thinking about my future.
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And when I think about my future
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there is always
someone special in it.
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I mean, besides me.
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So, in front of all
the people that I love,
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Jacqueline Burkhart,
will you marry me?
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Look at this, Red,
what is more beautiful
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than a sweaty broad
doing your laundry?
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How about
a smart-mouth foreigner
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gasping for air as I hold
his head in the toilet?
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Oh, here, let me take that
for you, sweetie!
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Oh! Oh, I am
so light-headed!
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I don't think I can
clean out the lint trap.
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Well, it could cause a fire.
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Wow, Mrs. Forman.
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You and Mr. Forman seem
happier than I've ever seen you
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in the two times
I've ever seen you.
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Well, that's because it's our
25th anniversary in two days.
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Oh, 25 years? Man if you guys
were dogs, that would be like...
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Twenty-five dog years.
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Anyway. I'm throwing a
surprise party, but don't tell Red.
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Ever since Pearl Harbor,
he has hated surprises.
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Hey, I won another free Pepsi!
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You always win! I never win!
I wish you were dead!
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Oh. That was a dark place.
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Okay, I'm working on
a new bit for my act.
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What is sexier?
This genie costume,
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or my naughty stewardess outfit?
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Sam, what did I
tell you about parading
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around half-naked in
front of my friends?
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If you're gonna do it,
you gotta charge 'em.
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Man. It's like everyone is so
happy lately. Except for me.
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I mean, the Forman's
have their anniversary party,
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Hyde is married
to a half-naked girl.
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What do I got? Nothing! Except
for this little plastic dinosaur.
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You know, when
I'm down, I try to think
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about the happiest
times of my life.
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Like when Hyde's wife came
out here in that genie outfit.
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The happiest time of my life
was when I was with Jackie.
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What are you talking about?
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She was always
yelling at you, hitting you,
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telling you what
a moron you are.
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You might as well
have been dating me.
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Oh, man, I was
really in love with her.
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And then I blew it.
And then she blew it.
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And then I blew it again.
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I don't know who blew it last,
but I'm definitely winning!
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It sounds like you guys had
a real on-again, off-again,
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on-again, off-again,
on-again, off-again relationship.
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Wait, that's it!
That's why I'm not happy!
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Because the girl
I should be with is
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right in front of me
and I'm not with her!
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I should be with Jackie!
No, I should marry Jackie!
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What? I love weddings.
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Dad, it's 4:00 in the morning.
What are you doing up?
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Spending a little
time with the Colonel.
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So why are you up?
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Eric's calling from Africa.
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You know, I never realized
how nerdy he was
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until I started spending
three bucks a minute
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filling him in on
Battlestar Galactica.
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Well, I'll give you
your privacy.
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I like eating chicken better in
bed, anyway. Everything is a napkin.
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Sweetheart!
What?
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Did you stay
down here all night?
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Oh yeah. I guess so. Eric
never called, I hope he is okay.
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Yeah, I'm sure he's fine.
Either that, or he's dead.
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It can only be one of the two.
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And get this,
I waited up for Eric
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to call me last night,
and he never did.
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So I asked Mrs. Forman,
"Is he okay?"
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And she said yeah, because
he called her last night.
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Yeah, I mean, that is weird.
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Who would think that a boy
who plays with dolls
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and bails on his wedding
would be a mama's boy?
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I know a huge secret.
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But don't bother
to ask me, because
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there is no way in hell
I'm going to tell you.
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Kelso is gonna ask
Jackie to marry him.
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Wait, what?
Oh, my God!
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I can't believe you conniving
whores got it out of me!
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That is the dumbest thing
Kelso's said since his previous gem.
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"I can eat an entire shirt."
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This is so Michael.
Although it is kinda sweet.
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And I don't really have
anything going for me in my life.
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No job, no boyfriend.
I don't have anything!
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Okay, Jackie,
I know you're lonely,
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but you and Kelso getting
married, that's insane.
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Well, I actually think
it makes total sense.
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No, it doesn't.
It makes no sense!
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"Fliebedieflabediefloobedie"
makes more sense than that!
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What if it's fate?
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I mean, I have always thought
of Michael as my soul mate.
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I mean,
yes, we have our problems,
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but getting married
will fix everything.
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And if that doesn't work,
you can just have a kid.
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Oh, my God, I'm so excited!
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I wonder when he
is gonna ask me.
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Well, that is a secret.
At the Forman's party.
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You bitches are relentless!
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You guys! I just got offered
the best job in the world!
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I'm gonna be a security guard
at the Playboy Club in Chicago!
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How the hell did that happen?
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Okay, last week I
was in Chicago, right,
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and I did what I
always do after I visit
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my daughter, I snuck
into the Playboy Club.
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And as the guards
were kicking me out,
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I thought to myself,
I could do that!
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So then I talked
to this guy there.
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So, let me tell you
a little bit about
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what Vic does
around here at the club.
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Ah, wait, who's Vic?
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I'm Vic, keep up.
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What Vic does, is I'm responsible
for overseeing security here.
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You see, it is our job to
keep the girls safe and secure.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, we're
safe and secure today.
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Uh-huh, lather it up, Brenda!
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Uh, Michael wants to see Brenda!
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No, employees only. We've got a
code of ethics around here, Michael.
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Right there.
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So, Vic tells me
you used to be a cop?
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Uh, wait, I thought
that you were Vic?
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There's another Vic,
try to keep up.
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Uh, yeah, well, I got...
I got kicked off the force.
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Then I was gonna make the move
here to be closer to my daughter.
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What, you're married? Obviously
you're not wearing a ring.
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Great minds think alike!
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Actually, uh,
I just got a girl pregnant.
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You got a girl pregnant?
I got a girl pregnant!
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Give Vic a high five!
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You Vic or the other Vic?
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The other Vic? What is
that some kind of a joke?
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The other Vic got both
his hands blown off in Nam.
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I'm just kidding!
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I like your sense of humor, kid.
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Now, come here,
all kidding aside,
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I want to ask you
something seriously.
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Do you like spicy food?
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Sure, I'll eat anything.
Actually, I put that on the resume.
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Try this salsa. Go on, makes you
feel like you got shot in the tongue.
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How can I say no to that?
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Yeah, that hot,
that's hot, right?
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You know it's hot when you get all
moist and sweaty up under here, eh?
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Come on, feel it! Ah, I don't
think I wanna touch Vic's head.
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No, go ahead, feel it.
No, I really don't.
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Feel it!
Okay.
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Ahh!
Ahh!
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Got you.
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And he just called
and offered me the job!
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Ah, man, it's like I was really
looking for some direction
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and that's why I
was gonna get married,
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but now that'd be
just like crazy, you know!
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Thank God I didn't
say anything to Jackie!
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Uh-oh, Kelso...
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Oh, man,
she has absolutely no idea!
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If I could just get a word in...
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For once in my life
I didn't just blurt
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something out and
then ruin everything!
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Yes, about that...
It's like I'm off scot-free!
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Kelso! Listen to me!
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I told Jackie you were
proposing and now she's thrilled.
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How could you do that?
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I know. I have a problem.
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Actually,
now you have a problem.
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So, good luck with that.
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You told Jackie
I was gonna propose to her?
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Yes, and you should have seen all
the squealing and jumping around!
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And Jackie was excited, too!
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You guys are idiots. Who gets
married on a whim, anyway?
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You did.
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Yeah,
but that was to a stripper!
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And to be fair,
I was pretty drunk,
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so I might have been trying
to say, "Will you carry me?"
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It's like I love Jackie,
okay and I know
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that some day we're gonna
be together, but just not yet.
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You fool, don't you understand?
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Hyde really screwed Jackie up,
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and she's only going to be
like this for a little while longer.
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You gotta strike when the
broad is still a mess, man!
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Look, Kelso, I'm completely
against this unholy union.
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But if you really want to be with
Jackie, you cannot run away now.
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She'll be so pissed she'll
never talk to you again.
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Okay, so, you're saying if I
don't go through with this now,
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I'm gonna blow my chance
with Jackie forever?
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Yes. You have successfully
repeated what I just said.
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All right.
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That's it. I wanna
ask Jackie to marry me.
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Great! Let's go buy a ring!
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No, Jackie once
said that she'd rather
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have a balloon tied
around her finger,
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than a diamond under two carats.
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So let's go buy a balloon!
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Jackie, you can't marry Kelso.
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Picture what your
life would be like.
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Hi, honey, how was your day?
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Ah, great.
I had another affair.
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What?
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Hey, you told me not to lie!
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Yeah, I told you
not to lie or cheat!
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Right and I chose not to lie!
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Well, can I at least have
some money for groceries?
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Sorry, babe, I got fired again,
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but I know what will
make you feel better.
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Oh, no!
Not another box of dogs!
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It's another box of dogs!
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Oh, no, no, no, Michael.
This is not the life I pictured.
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I had dreams of a career,
of travel.
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Of a husband who
didn't have a girlfriend.
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Babe, I hear ya,
I do, I really do.
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But you know what!
Pantsed you! Burn!
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Hey, kids,
I pantsed your mom again!
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Who wants to jump off the roof?
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That's your life, Jackie.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, just for that, I'm gonna toss
my bouquet while you're in the can.
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Kitty? What is all this?
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Surprise! We're having
an anniversary party.
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But I don't want a party! I was
gonna take you to the boat show!
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I'm not going to a boat show.
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Fine! It's a vodka show,
just get in the car!
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Red, we have people coming over.
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But I had...
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Okay,
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I was thinking, about what
we did at the Starlight Motel
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for the first time between
our wedding and reception.
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And, uh, I thought we could go
there again, exactly 25 years later.
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So I got us the same room.
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To celebrate our
silver anniversary,
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you wanna take me for an
afternoon tryst to a cheap motel?
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That is so romantic.
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Man, I'm all ready
to propose and the Formans
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are late for their own 25th
anniversary party.
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Don't they realize
this is my night?
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When is Michael going to ask me?
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I can't stand the anticipation!
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This must be how
fat girls feel between
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placing their order
and getting their fries.
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Here, take this,
it will relax you.
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And if it doesn't work out
between you and Kelso,
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it'll loosen you up.
For me.
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Oh. Oh, my goodness.
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Oh.
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Everybody is here.
What time is it?
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Oh. Oh, I must have
left my watch at the...
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Ice store. But they were
out of ice. Every one of them.
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This country is in the crapper.
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Hello.
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Okay. Mrs. Forman,
that was the Starlight Motel.
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They, uh, found your watch
in the Aphrodite suite.
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Just keep the damn watch!
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Oh, hi, Eric!
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Oh, thanks, sweetie.
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Oh, Donna is right here,
why don't you say hi!
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Hi! Let me just
switch to another room.
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Oh. Okay. I'll talk to
you later, then. I love you.
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He had to run to class.
So, I'm gonna go grab a beer.
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The Aphrodite suite, huh?
Sounds like you guys Aphro-did-it!
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Hey, are you okay?
Totally.
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Yeah,
are you kidding. Totally.
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Look, I'm sure Eric
was just in a hurry.
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I have not been to Africa,
but if it's
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anything like
Disneyland's Jungle Safari,
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you gotta stay on your toes.
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I wouldn't know, I'm more of
an "it's a small world" kind of girl.
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Yeah, I do not like that ride.
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Why, it's too boring?
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No, I just feel the Irish
are under-represented.
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Yeah! Here, free six-pack.
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Okay, my turn.
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Mr. and Mrs. Forman,
your long and happy marriage
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got me thinking about my future.
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And when I think about my future
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there is always
someone special in it.
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I mean, besides me.
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So, in front of all
the people that I love,
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Jacqueline Burkhart,
will you marry me?
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Oh, Michael! No.
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Congratu...
What the hell?
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No?
No.
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Jackie,
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you have just made me
the happiest man in the world!
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Really?
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Yeah!
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Oh, man!
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I mean, I love you
and all, but, it's like
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this is, like, the worst
idea I've ever had!
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And I have had some bad ideas!
I mean, a fire-cracker suit?
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Like, what the hell was that?
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The best 4th of
June ever, that's what.
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Michael, if you and I got
married it would be a disaster.
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I mean I love you, but you
have so much growing up to do.
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Oh, and I do not want a box
of puppies running around.
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You see and I do!
I know!
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Oh, man! This is, like,
my life is finally taking off.
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I'm moving to Chicago!
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Donna, I hope I
did the right thing.
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You know. I'm so happy,
I'm gonna jump off the roof!
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You did the right thing. Yeah.
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So it's the last
circle before I go.
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Wait a minute, now I
get why we call it a circle!
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That is freakin' awesome!
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You know Michael, I will always
remember the first boy who kissed me.
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And proposed to me and told me
that putting out makes your nails grow.
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I really believed you.
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Kelso, I'm kinda gonna miss you
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constantly trying
to grab my boob.
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Made me feel pretty.
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I am messed up.
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Donna, I give you my word.
I will always be here,
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trying to grab your boob.
We'll do it for Kelso,
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who won't be here
to do it anymore.
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00:20:08,967 --> 00:20:10,260
Oh, God.
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Man...
Kelso, this is weird.
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I always imagined
our last moment together
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would be me watching you
strapped to a home-made rocket
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flying around in circles
screaming, "Turn it off! Turn it off!"
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00:20:30,239 --> 00:20:33,784
Well. I guess
this is goodbye.
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00:20:35,577 --> 00:20:38,872
Man, I'm gonna miss this.
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00:20:38,914 --> 00:20:43,501
Like, being down here, I've
had, like, the best time of my life.
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And you know what? No matter
where I live, I will love you guys forever.
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00:20:51,509 --> 00:20:56,306
Well, I guess it's
time to go. So, see ya.
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00:20:57,891 --> 00:20:59,309
Bye, Michael.
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00:21:00,185 --> 00:21:02,813
Wow. He is really gone.
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My beautiful tormentor.
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00:21:07,651 --> 00:21:08,986
This sucks.
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00:21:11,655 --> 00:21:15,242
I'm not leaving till tomorrow!
And you were crying!
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Burn!
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Can it be?
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00:21:33,093 --> 00:21:36,013
It finally happened!
I won!
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I won! I
won! I won! I won! I won!
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I won! I won! I won a bike!
Read it and weep, loser!
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That expired yesterday.
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I'll kill you!
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