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Oh, my God, what did I do?
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You married
a Las Vegas stripper.
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Congratulations.
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With Eric gone,
you're the town dumb ass.
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Steven, how could you get
married and not remember?
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It's not like forgetting
where you left your keys,
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or where you
parked your car, or...
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Your 10th anniversary.
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I don't know what happened.
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I mean, Samantha and I
hung out for three weeks,
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and then one night
we got really drunk,
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and I remember waking up
with a killer hangover
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thinking I better get out of Vegas
before I do something stupid.
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So close!
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Here are some
pictures of our wedding.
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We found this beautiful little
chapel called Weddings and Waffles.
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Wow, that must have
been some wedding.
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It's not too often that you see
the bride jump out of her own cake.
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Oh, man, it's
starting to come back to me.
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I remember seeing
a cross and an altar.
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But I thought I was having
that Exorcist dream again.
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Where's the stripper?
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There she is! There's
a stripper in the kitchen!
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Am I yelling? I can't help it!
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Oh, Hyde, you married a
stripper! I love you so much, man!
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You must be Kelso.
I'm Samantha Hyde.
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Oh, my God, you took my name?
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Oh, Steven, you look like
you're about to throw up.
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Here,
use Eric's "whoopsie" basin.
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Aim for the Snoopy.
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I gotta get out of here. I'm
gonna go to the record store.
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Whoa, Hyde, you're,
like, freaking out, man.
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You married a stripper!
You're living every guy's dream!
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Well, not my dream,
my dream's always the same.
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A monkey gives me the finger
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and flaps his lips at me
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and takes off with my clothes.
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Trust me, you don't
wanna live that dream.
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What's the store doing closed
in the middle of the day?
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Maybe it's Rosh Hashanah.
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Hey, dudes, pull up a pillow.
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Leo, what the hell did you do
with my record store?
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Record store?
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You know,
now that you mention it,
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this place would make
an awesome record store.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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I left you in charge
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and you turned my store into a
hippie den for your stoner friends?
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That's not true, man. I don't
know any of these people.
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Leo, I am not in
the mood for this today.
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Just get these people out of
here, all right? I'll be in my office.
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Leo,
there's an orgy in my office!
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I can't tell the boys from
the girls, it's hair everywhere!
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Man. This is no way
to spend Rosh Hashanah.
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I can't believe Hyde.
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I mean, he completely broke Jackie's heart.
Who just goes and marries a stripper?
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What are you, dense?
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Anybody who can, that's who.
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Okay, get dressed. We're going out.
But it doesn't really matter what you wear,
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because everyone's
gonna be looking at me.
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But don't wear that.
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Whoa, Jackie. After everything
you've been through with Hyde,
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you come here and insult me?
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You're all better!
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Well, I am not
gonna sit around moping.
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I'm gonna do what every woman
does when they hit rock bottom.
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You're going to
have sex with me?
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No.
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I'm going to go out and meet some
boys, and crush their hearts one by one.
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You know, Donna, Eric is in Africa.
You must be close to hitting rock bottom.
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Not really.
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How long does a boy have to wait before
one of you floozies hits rock bottom?
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Oh, Samantha. You're
painting your toes in the kitchen.
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That's funny because I was just
making meatloaf in the bathroom.
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Sorry. Hyde told me how
much he likes painted toes.
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He told me some
other things he liked,
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but I said, "Hey, I'm a
stripper, not a contortionist."
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Well, isn't that just more
than a mother wants to hear.
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Okay, so, I'm curious.
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What is your act like?
Do you sing?
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No, I just dance.
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Oh. Well, when I was younger,
I took tap. Do you do tap?
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No. But funny you should
mention it, I strip to Taps.
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You mean the song they play
when an army man dies?
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Yeah. It's my tribute
to our armed forces.
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I wave the American flag,
and then, for the big finish,
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I give a salute,
and then I smack my fanny.
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Sorry, I...
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No, I'm sorry. This thing
has a mind of its own.
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Red, I'm not sure how I feel about
having a stripper stay in our home.
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It's... What's the word?
An abomination!
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I don't think Steven even knew what
he was doing when he married her.
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It sounds like he was as schnockered
as you were on St. Patrick's Day.
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Okay, well, that green punch
sneaks right up on you.
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I think Steven has
made a huge mistake.
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But what are we gonna do?
Kick Sam out?
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Oh, we will do no such thing.
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You will.
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Oh, fine. But
the next time you hit a deer,
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you're the one putting it out
of its misery with a tire iron.
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Well, well, another day in the
life of a Point Place police officer.
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I just confiscated a whole box of lighters,
paraphernalia and illegal substances.
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Nice work, Officer.
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Ah, we're hooked
up for two months.
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So, what do we do now?
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Man, I think I'm gonna have to fire
Leo. He almost put me out of business.
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I just wish there was
a good way to do it.
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This is definitely gooder.
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"Gooder?"
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Yeah, that's a word.
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Leo, I left you in charge of the
store and you let me down, man.
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So, I'm sorry to have to say...
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You're fired, man!
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I think the word you're
looking for is "fried," man.
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And I am.
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No,
no, man, I mean you're fired!
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That's even funnier, man.
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And I totally deserve it.
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Yeah,
and you're under arrest, too.
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What?
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No, I'm just kidding. These
handcuffs don't even work. Look.
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Wait, these are
the ones that do work.
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Hey, I saw this "Help Wanted"
sign outside. Are you still looking?
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Uh...
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Leo, were you
trying to hire somebody?
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No. Yesterday, I was having a
hard time opening up a jar of pickles,
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so I put
the "Help Wanted" sign up.
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You're too late, man,
I found something else to eat.
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Why do they make the
lid so tight? It's just pickles!
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So you're not hiring?
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That's a bummer. 'Cause I gotta say,
if this is your idea of a staff meeting,
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I'd work my butt off!
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What the hell, man, I'm
in a giving mood right now.
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You can have the job and do
all the work that Leo wasn't doing.
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And, Leo, I can't fire you,
man. You're too awesome.
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New guy, you're hired. Leo,
you're not fired. Jobs for everyone!
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Well, that was hard,
but it had to be done.
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Whoa, Jackie,
that is quite an outfit.
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Does it come with a pimp?
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Donna,
this is my man-catcher dress.
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It's scientifically designed
to make men want me
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while at the same time knowing
they could never really have me.
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Oh, everyone loves a tease.
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Oh, he's cute and smiling.
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I'm gonna go make
him wish he was dead.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Yes, I'm available.
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But not to you! Ha! Burn!
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Oh, my God, that was so much
fun. I wanna do another one.
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Actually, I just wanted to know
your hot blond friend's name.
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Oh, I don't have
a hot blond friend.
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I'm just here
with Fez and Donna.
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- Donna? Thanks.
- Wait, wait. What? You like Donna?
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She reads books for fun!
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Hi, I'm Mark.
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Wow, you have one of the
prettiest smiles I've ever seen.
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Oh, thank you.
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Well, the secret
is to brush with baking soda.
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Actually, I was talking to Donna.
Wow, you are just gorgeous.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You know, Donna means "lady" in
Italian and belladonna means "fine lady"
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and you... You are
definitely one fine lady.
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What's Italian for "keep going"?
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Wanna play a little pool?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I can't.
I have a boyfriend.
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He's in Africa.
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Well, he is just missing out
on how beautiful you look.
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Italian.
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Can you believe that?
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Ah, don't worry.
You still got me.
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Hi, I'm Kim. Dance with me.
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So long, lame-o!
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Hey, Samantha, you should have
seen your dopey husband today.
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He was supposed to fire Leo,
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but then he wussed out
and hired a new guy, too.
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It's like the time I went
to break up with this chick,
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and I ended up doing it
with her and her mom.
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I understand why you
couldn't fire anyone.
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On the outside you're rough
and cynical, but underneath it all,
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you're just a sweet, curly-haired
boy who likes to be tickled.
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Really?
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Kelso, if you try to
tickle me, I swear to God,
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I'll rip off your arm and tickle the
bloody hole with your own hand.
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You'll figure out what to do,
honey, you have great instincts.
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You have a great butt, too,
but that's a whole other thing.
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She is awesome.
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Hey, Sam, let me ask you a
question about being a stripper.
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Can I see your boobs?
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Oh, Samantha. You're here.
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Did Red talk to you,
by any chance?
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Mr. Forman? No. Why?
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Oh. Well, um...
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What's that?
Be right there, Eric!
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Then my psychiatrist said
the reason I always want sex
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is because I never got
approval from my parents,
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so I'm trying to
find it somewhere else.
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Do you think he's right?
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Dear God, I hope so.
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Who does that guy think he is,
rejecting me like that?
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I am the hottest girl here.
Right, Fez?
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Hey, you! Mark, is it? Yeah.
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I don't know where you're from,
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but I'll have you know,
I am the catch of Point Place.
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That's true. That's how
she signed my yearbook.
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Hey, come back here!
Nobody ignores Jerky Backhart!
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I am adorable, I am engaging,
and I'm damn likeable!
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And if you're too stupid to see
that, then I feel sorry for you.
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'Cause if anyone should be
the center of attention here,
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it's me.
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Jackie!
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What the hell's a "boobs out"?
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Okay, your turn.
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Ah, Samantha, there you are.
Good.
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Hi, Mr.
Forman. I was just unpacking.
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Aren't these cute?
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I mean,
you can't tell like this.
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You have to
picture them like this.
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00:14:49,857 --> 00:14:54,152
Plus they hold dollar bills in
place better than anything I own.
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I'm going upstairs
to find you a wallet!
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00:15:02,745 --> 00:15:04,705
Hey, Randy, come here.
I gotta talk to you.
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00:15:04,747 --> 00:15:07,999
Yeah, sure, but check this out
first. See these guys over there?
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They think Leo is
an Allman Brother.
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- Why would they think that?
- I told them!
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Whoa, Leo is an Allman Brother?
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No, man. We were overstocked
with Allman Brothers albums.
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So I figured meeting
one of the guys from the band
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would put people
in a buying mood.
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And it totally worked!
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And Leo's up for this?
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Oh, he has no
idea what's going on.
239
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I mean, at all.
He's really out of it.
240
00:15:38,029 --> 00:15:41,241
You know, now that you mention it, if
we give him a hat and some sunglasses,
241
00:15:41,283 --> 00:15:44,328
we could probably use him
to move some ZZ Top.
242
00:15:44,369 --> 00:15:48,332
Yeah. Your friend here might be
pretty enough to pass off as Cher.
243
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:50,918
Yeah.
244
00:15:51,919 --> 00:15:54,087
That's not a bad idea,
Andy Gibb.
245
00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,858
So what did you want
to talk to me about?
246
00:15:59,885 --> 00:16:02,012
Oh.
247
00:16:02,053 --> 00:16:03,448
Well, I guess I just
wanted to congratulate you
248
00:16:03,472 --> 00:16:05,516
on your new job here
at the record store.
249
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I name you senior vice
president in charge of scams.
250
00:16:08,477 --> 00:16:10,980
All right, man!
251
00:16:11,021 --> 00:16:14,191
Man, I can't fire Leo.
He's like a father to me.
252
00:16:14,942 --> 00:16:17,569
Well, like a friend.
253
00:16:17,611 --> 00:16:21,072
Well, he's like a guy
who's always got a lighter.
254
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:25,369
Whoa. So if you're not gonna fire
Randy, and you're not gonna fire Leo,
255
00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:26,912
I got a question.
256
00:16:26,954 --> 00:16:29,039
Can I see your wife's boobs?
257
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:34,085
Hey, guys, guess what?
258
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,463
One of the Allman
Brothers is here.
259
00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:46,056
This new guy Randy is awesome.
Today he was looking over the records,
260
00:16:46,097 --> 00:16:48,225
and he figured out it would
be easier to find things
261
00:16:48,266 --> 00:16:50,435
if we just alphabetized them.
262
00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:54,899
Hey, do you know
what you were doing just now?
263
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,275
No, what?
264
00:16:57,317 --> 00:17:00,654
Telling your wife about
your day. Pretty cool, huh?
265
00:17:01,405 --> 00:17:02,781
Didn't suck.
266
00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:07,619
Oh, good. You're both here.
267
00:17:08,913 --> 00:17:12,207
We want to talk to you
about your marriage.
268
00:17:12,249 --> 00:17:14,919
Steven, I've come to
think of you as a son,
269
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:18,839
and so I want to give you
some honest, heartfelt advice.
270
00:17:18,881 --> 00:17:21,091
Get your head out of your ass.
271
00:17:22,885 --> 00:17:25,095
You two barely know each other.
272
00:17:25,136 --> 00:17:27,347
Not to mention
the fact that I saw a TV movie
273
00:17:27,389 --> 00:17:30,642
where someone like you moved
in and killed the whole family.
274
00:17:34,772 --> 00:17:38,901
Steven, honey, if this isn't what
you want, you should say so now.
275
00:17:41,028 --> 00:17:44,073
Yeah, you should.
276
00:17:44,155 --> 00:17:47,659
Hyde, if you don't want me here, I'll
pack up my things and leave tonight.
277
00:17:51,663 --> 00:17:53,206
No, man, it's cool.
278
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,961
Okay, then.
279
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:02,758
Oh, she's staying.
280
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:06,386
Well, I guess I'll go set an extra
place at the table for stripper...
281
00:18:06,428 --> 00:18:07,763
Supper!
282
00:18:12,768 --> 00:18:15,980
You're never gonna believe
this. I drove here this way.
283
00:18:21,443 --> 00:18:25,363
Jackie, will you please come out?
I don't even think anyone saw you.
284
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,079
Oh, my God!
285
00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:39,419
I'm sorry about my friend,
she's a little prudish.
286
00:18:39,461 --> 00:18:42,589
And not as free with her body
as I hope you will be.
287
00:18:44,382 --> 00:18:46,051
Ready to go, baby?
288
00:18:46,093 --> 00:18:49,847
Hey, buddy, the only guy
she is leaving with is me.
289
00:18:49,888 --> 00:18:51,116
Unless you just wanna do it
in the bathroom,
290
00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:53,183
then we can leave separately.
291
00:18:54,643 --> 00:18:57,729
Fez, there's
something I need to tell you.
292
00:18:57,771 --> 00:18:59,564
Mark and I are married.
293
00:19:01,358 --> 00:19:03,527
What?
294
00:19:03,568 --> 00:19:07,614
Yeah, we come here every weekend,
watch each other hit on strangers.
295
00:19:07,656 --> 00:19:11,409
It makes for some ultra hot
action when we get back home.
296
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:15,122
Wait, yeah, Eric and I tried that
once. I got three phone numbers
297
00:19:15,164 --> 00:19:18,042
and he got the high score
on Space Invaders.
298
00:19:20,127 --> 00:19:23,296
Wait, you do this every weekend? You
shower some poor loser with affection
299
00:19:23,338 --> 00:19:25,507
and then toss him
aside when you're done?
300
00:19:25,549 --> 00:19:26,800
Yeah.
301
00:19:28,844 --> 00:19:30,637
See you next weekend.
302
00:19:36,267 --> 00:19:37,936
Well, I gotta say,
Sam is pretty cool.
303
00:19:37,978 --> 00:19:39,354
Yeah?
304
00:19:39,396 --> 00:19:41,899
Yeah. Yesterday
for no reason at all,
305
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:45,360
she grabbed a beer out of the
fridge and just, like, gave it to me.
306
00:19:48,363 --> 00:19:51,366
I mean, what's that all about?
307
00:19:51,408 --> 00:19:54,244
Maybe that's what husbands
and wives do for each other?
308
00:19:54,285 --> 00:19:57,873
Craziest damn thing I ever saw.
309
00:19:57,915 --> 00:20:01,459
Uh, Steven, I just wanna let
you know that we're through.
310
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,855
If you're gonna go off and marry
someone you don't even know,
311
00:20:03,879 --> 00:20:06,215
then we can't be
together anymore.
312
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:12,554
Okay. Well, I guess you
always have Kelso to fall back on.
313
00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:15,265
Or Fez.
314
00:20:16,307 --> 00:20:19,019
Hey, what? Did I hear my name?
315
00:20:19,061 --> 00:20:23,023
Are Jackie and I going to do it? Can
somebody tell me what's going on?
316
00:20:24,482 --> 00:20:27,069
Steven, I have been
so stupid for so long.
317
00:20:27,111 --> 00:20:30,405
I tried to force Michael to marry
me, I tried to force you to marry me.
318
00:20:30,447 --> 00:20:34,785
And last night, I threw myself at some
unavailable creep I didn't even like.
319
00:20:34,826 --> 00:20:38,496
Well, now you've hit a new low.
320
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:41,291
Throwing yourself at some guy
on Rosh Hashanah.
321
00:20:45,837 --> 00:20:48,757
So you know what? I am done
making an ass of myself for you.
322
00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:50,842
Or any other guys.
323
00:20:50,884 --> 00:20:53,303
In fact, I'm done
with guys completely.
324
00:20:54,429 --> 00:20:57,390
Hear that, Hyde?
325
00:20:57,432 --> 00:20:59,684
We screwed her up so bad
she's switching to chicks!
326
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,311
How awesome are we!
327
00:21:06,524 --> 00:21:08,485
So I was thinking
about you all week,
328
00:21:08,526 --> 00:21:11,822
and how cute and flustered
you looked when I kissed you.
329
00:21:11,863 --> 00:21:13,531
I really liked that.
330
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,075
Yes, me, too.
331
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,873
You know what, this is
too creepy. Even for me.
332
00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:25,376
Enjoy your sick lives together.
333
00:21:30,215 --> 00:21:33,510
No, sorry about that, I don't
even know what that was about.
334
00:21:34,845 --> 00:21:36,138
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