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CRISPS CRUNCH

- Do you want a crisp, Tommy?
- No.

♪ You'll never have to feel that the
night is yours alone

♪ Rushing through the stars

♪ Captivated by the worlds beyond

♪ You aren't alone

♪ It's a small world and you've grown.
♪

- Cordoned it off from Piper Street

Er... sorry. I interrupted you there.

When's he being buried, again?

Thursday morning at ten o'clock.

Well, we'll definitely be there.

No-one can believe it here.

- Well, I'll see you on Thursday.

Yeah. Bye-bye.

Thursday morning. Ten o'clock.

- I still can't believe he's gone.

- He didn't look well last week, but
no-one expected this.

- I'm gonna really miss him.

- Don't you get upset again, Joan.

- He had a good innings though, didn't
he?
- Yeah.

- I hope I live that long.

- We'll never see another like him.

He'll be up there now looking down on
us. Having a smile to himself.

- Don't be so bleeding stupid, Eddie.

All this fuss over her mother's bloody
tortoise.

- You've got no heart, Tommy. He was
like family.

- I can see the resemblance.
- Ignore him, Joan.

- How did it die?
- It didn't wake up and walk off the
mantelpiece?

- No. It's a mystery. We went to my
mother's on Saturday...
- Saturday

- ..and he was fine wasn't he, Eddie?
- Very playful, Joan.

- Then we went round again on Sunday.
We've gone round a lot recently

haven't we, Eddie?
- Oh, yeah. She's having some personal
problems.

She's had a bag fitted. You know. Sir
Cliff.
- Anyway, he'd changed.

He seemed very down and withdrawn.

- Wouldn't leave his shell.
- On Monday we got the call we'd been
dreading.

- Sounds like suicide, Joan.

- DOOR BANGS

- Hiya.
- Hiya.
- Hiya.
- You all right?
- All right, Tanya, love?

- Yeah.
- Gin and slim?
- Please, Ken.

- I'll get this.
- Ooh thanks, Ken.

- I hope you're staying late tonight.
- Why? What's happening?

- A candlelit vigil for a tortoise.

- What?
- Hard to know what to say?

- Oh, I am sorry, Joan. How did it
die, love?
- It's a mystery.

- I know how it feels.

A new tortoise?

- You never get two the same, do you?

- I ended up following through.

- Dear me. You poor thing.

- Oh, it just about capped my week
off, that.
- Why? What's to do?

- Oh, it's not me. It's him
downstairs.
- Who? Ken?

- Yeah, he's not himself. When my
Kenny's not right, I'm not right.

- He seemed all right to me before.
- He seems all right to everybody.

I know he's not. I'm his mother, I can
tell.
- What do you think it is?

- I think he's under pressure from the
brewery.
- How do you mean?

- I think he's worried if bar takings
don't improve they'll close us down.

- No. That's nonsense, Jean. What's
got you thinking like this?

- It's not nonsense, Winnie. Don't
annoy me!
- It's a mother's intuition.

- A mother can tell when something's
not right. Well you should know.

You knew when there was something
wrong with your Darren, didn't you?

- Hmmmm.
- Long before the police got involved.

- I'd rather forget that, Jean.
- I bet you would.

But you kept it to yourself, didn't
you?
- I didn't want to upset anyone.

- No, no. Even when he brought home
that plasma screen TV

when he was out of work. You still
kept your intuition to yourself.

- I know Darren was a tearaway. But
that was ages ago. He's changed.

- That's a blessing. Yeah, he's been
as good as gold the last few years.

- Touch wood.
- You can't get into much trouble in
Strangeways, can you?

- Hiya!
- Hiya, Debs.
- Hi Debbie.

- Ooh give us half a cider, Ken, I'm
gagging! Are you having one, Tanya?

- No. I'm all right. Ken's just got me
one.
- Oh aye!

- 85 please, Debbie.

- Just finished work, Debbie?
- Yeah.
- Kids in the car?
- Yeah. Ooh, yeah,

give us two cokes and two packets of
cheese and onion as well, Ken.

- Is Belle back in work yet?
- Yeah.
- Her back's all right now, is it?

- There wasn't anything wrong. She's a
hypochondriac.
- I think you're right.

- She was agoraphobic. Till they had
that fire and she was first out.

- £4.20 please, Debbie.
- How's your mum coping with her bag,
Joan?

- She's a bit upset at the minute

cos she's lost her tortoise. We were
telling these.

- Don't ask.

- She's got her other animals.

She loves her cats, doesn't she?
- Brooklyn and Romeo. Yeah.

- Debbie's right, Joan. I mean Dopey's
a handful on his own.
- Who?

- Dopey. A little stray she took in.
He's funny isn't he, Joan.
- Oh yeah.

- Dopey? What sort of name's that for
a dog?
- It's a funny story, actually.

He was only a puppy when she found
him. We couldn't think of a name,

but every time Eddie walked it round
her estate the kids shouted

- "Eh up! Here comes Dopey!" And it
just stuck, didn't it, Eddie?

- Smashing kids!
- It really caught on!

When I went to the shops on my own
they'd be saying, "Where's Dopey?"

- Salt of the Earth, they are.

Eh up!
- All right?
- Hello, Dean.
- Joan.

- Hiya, Dean.

- Doing the usual?
- Usual please, Ken.

- Good lad.
- All right, Joe? Did you back the
horse I told you about?

- No. Couldn't get to the bookies. Did
he win?
- He did balls.

He came last.
- Bloody hell. You're useless!
- He was winning for ages.

Stopped and smiled at the photo
finish.
- Oh, yeah.

- Or Pavarotti was the jockey.

Ooh!
- There you go, son.
- Lovely.
- No. You're all right.

- Cheers, Ken.
- So where you off then?
- We're just going to go and see...

- Her real dad.
- Yeah. Yeah. Well, she hasn't seen
him for a couple of weeks, has she?

- When you see him, give him these...
- Course I will.

I've got one of these for him...

- That's it!
- He's a pain in the arse.

I can't be doing with him.
- You've got your free pint.
- I was thinking about after time.
- Think again.

- Did any of you see all those police
round Lowfield Road at weekend?
- No.

- Why?

Don't know. Swarming with them.
- Maybe they set up an incident room
for the tortoise?

- Ahhhh!
- Unnecessary, Ken!
- There was an armed robbery today

at the petrol station on Kingsway. Did
you hear that?
- No.
- No.

- I wouldn't be a copper today!

- I wouldn't! All the things they deal
with - drugs, raids and murder.

- Know what I can't understand?
- Chinese writing.
- Ha ha.

- No. It puzzles me.
- What?
- You know when they find a body in
the river

and they don't know who it is?

And the police identify them by their
dental records?

- Yeah.

- Well, how do they know who their
dentist is?

- Maybe it's not the brewery.

Maybe it's Ken's love life that's
worrying him.
- How do you mean?

He hasn't got a love life.

- There might be one in the offing.
- What are you talking about?

- I hear Tanya's got her sights set on
him.
- Tanya?! Tanya downstairs?!

- Tanya downstairs.

- Never. Never. Well, does he like
her?
- I don't think he dislikes her.

- Rubbish! He's bothered about this
place, not her.

- You can't be certain, Jean. You
might be wrong this time.
- I'm not.

Look. It's here in black and white
from the brewery.

- Ohhhhh!

Eh, I'll never doubt your powers of
intuition again!

This is nearly word for word what you
were thinking!

- INHALER WHIZZES

- This is addressed to Ken, "Strictly
Private". Did he show this to you?

- Well, not exactly. But he would have
wanted me to read it.
- Right.

- Look. While you're up, pop it back
in his bedside drawer for me?

- TV: '..then the cat can use it as a
loo.'

- Where's Duffy? Is he coming in?
- I don't know.

He'll try but it's crisis talks at his
house tonight.
- Is it?

- They've taken a couple of days off
to sort their marriage out.
- Oh dear.

- She's owned up to having an affair.

- Does she know about his mistress?
- Don't ask.

She's found a couple of his mucky
Polaroids.
- Bloody hell!

- What did he do?
- He did what any bloke would have
done.

- He told her they were yours?
- Yeah.
- Did she believe him?

- She might have if he wasn't behind
her on a couple.

- So he's owning up?
- I think so.

I feel sorry for him. He means no harm
and she overreacts.

She told him she wanted a divorce cos
he was flirting with some nurses.

- She was giving birth at the time.
- Does she know about him and Janice?

Him and me?
- I didn't know.

- It was only once. It was either that
or walk home.
- Bloody hell!

- Does she know about him and me?
- ALL: What?
- Only joking!

- HE LAUGHS

- Do you think I better warn Janice?

- Not unless he's taken uncompromising
photos of her.
- I'd better ring her.

- It's a wonder he's got time for an
affair, all the photos he's taking.

- Does he do weddings? I know a couple
who need a photographer.

- Don't be so bloody stupid!
- Righto.

- I wouldn't like to be in Duffy's
shoes.
- Lose everything, couldn't he?

It's made me realise there's nothing
more important than your family.

You have to put THEM before everything
else.

They are your TOP priority.

- Are you stopping for another?
- Please.

Give me a packet of crisps as well.
I've missed me tea now.

DOORBELL RINGS

- That'll be Sig and Seg.
- See to them. I'll get the drinks.
- Right.

- Take that and tell Mel I've just
come in.
- When I've done this.

- Come in.
- All right, Ken?

- Go sit yourselves down. The usual?
- BOTH: Please, Ken.

- A bitter and a coke.
- I've done them.
- Thanks, love.

- Here you are, lads.
- Cheers, Tanya.
- Cheers, Tanya. You're a good one.

- Isn't she?
- You're welcome, lads.

- Thirsty, Nige?
- Oh, I need a drink. We've had a
right day of it.

- What's happened?
- We've caught three scumbags in the
last hour.

- What were they doing?
- One fellow doing 33 when it's marked
30.
- Idiot.

- Some pillock parked outside the
chemist. Two wheels on the pavement!

- There's some clown with no
registration plate on his trailer.

- It get worse.
- What about that armed robbery?

- Armed robbery?

- Armed robbery? When did this happen?

- <
- Near the petrol station it was.

- Hey!
- Hiya!
- I've been looking forward to seeing
you.

- Ah! Have you?
- Yeah. Pint of bitter, please.
- Cheeky sod!

- How's your missus, Joe?

- I've been a bit worried about her.
- Why's that?

- She's been coming out with ideas
about improving our quality of life.

- Like?
- Decorating, maybe getting central
heating. Weird stuff.

I think she's fell in with a bad crowd
at work.

You know what I found in her shopping
bag?
- What?

- Organic veg. What's all that about?

- I wouldn't worry about the organic
veg.

It's a fad like vegetarian food or
yo-yos.

- It's a bloody con. Everybody had
organic food in the old days.

I remember when they first started
using preservatives.

They told us it would make food last
longer but we'd pay more.

All the dopey tarts like your wife
fell for it!

Now we're going back to the old ways
and they're charging more.

Backwards and they call it progress.
- They're taking the additives out

so you get less than before but they
charge more for less.

- In 30 years when we're all organic

they'll say this stuff needs
preservatives

and everyone will say, "That's a good
idea" but we'll pay more for it.

- We're paying more for what it was in
the first place

when you had to pay more for less than
what you got, which cost more than
when you had less!

- That's why me and Joan come in 'ere.

Hear anybody talking bloody sense.

- You want after-time every night this
week?

- If it's OK. I sell more beer after
I've rung the bell than before!

It's like a starting pistol!

If I closed on time, I'd be broke.

- You want to think yourself lucky.

Says if he doesn't up his takings he
might be closed down!
- I know.

To me and said the same thing!

I was onto the area manager today.

- Bloody 'ell! You told the punters?

- Haven't told anybody. Haven't got
the heart.

- It's the not knowing.
- It is.

- Is that how they've left it?
- Pretty much.
- That's bloody disgusting!

You'd rather know! You need to make
plans. It's not too much to ask!
You've every right to know!

Is this place closing or not?!

I bet you're feeling it and all, Ken.

The Oak - our two favourite boozers.

- Just our luck!

- We'll have to see what can be done.

- You fellas got any influence there?

- Even if we had, Ken, we couldn't
say!
- Fair enough.

- Even if we did have influence, we'd
have to remain completely impartial.

You know what I'm saying, don't you?

- A large whisky?
- Please, Ken.

- I've got an expressed malt just for
you lads. Wasted on that riff-raff.

- I'll just get that. Help yourselves.

Hello...? Yeah, this is The Grapes...

Are we busy? Not too busy, why...?

- Well, come and do a bit o' work and
stop creeping up them coppers' arses!

CHEERING AND LAUGHING

- Leave him alone!
- I'll do it.
- Thanks, love.

You're barred!

- ALL:
- Whooh!
- He-hey! To the regiments!

GIGGLING

HE CHUCKLES

- Sorry about that, lads.

- Don't worry about it, Ken.

- It never rains...

- Guinness and black and a pint o'
bitter, Eddie?
- Oh, please!

Ahh!

Thanks, I'll stay on me own.
- Righto!

- MOBILE RINGS

- Who's that?
- It's me. Sorry!

Bloody mobile phones! They're not
welcome here!

Neither are you, but it's not stopped
you!

'Ere, it's Kev.

'Ello...?

You know where I am - in the pub.

I told you I was 'aving a drink after
work!

Well, I'm hungry as well but you'll
'ave to wait - it won't kill you!

Do you want some crisps and a coke to
tide you over?

What about your sister? Right, OK.

You better not be smoking them gimps,
little sod! I'll be out in a minute!

Worst thing I ever did was buy that
bugger a mobile phone.

Two packets o' crisps and two cokes
please, Mel.

£3.24 please, Deb.

Ooh, hang on. Sorry, Mel. You better
make it one coke and two straws.

'Ere, I'll only charge you for one.
Don't tell me dad.

Ah, thanks!

Ooh, I forgot mine! Give us a cider,
please, love.

My Jimmy, God rest his soul, ran it.

He'd be spinning in his grave!
- You had him cremated, didn't you?

- You know what I mean. He were a
grafter, my Jimmy.

That's how he made this pub work.
Always busy behind that bar.
- I know.

Any of the barmaids would've told you
that.

He never let you work behind the bar,
did he?

Seemed a bit odd, what with him only
employing women.

- He didn't need my help. He did it
all.

- Oh, he was very hands on.

Isn't that what they said in the
witness box?

- It was never proved and you know it!

- Right!

Friendly. That's a landlord's way.

- Didn't help, being all over the
papers...

- She went running to them!

- And they went into such detail!
- It was a pack o' lies!

- In your mucky cellar, of all
places...

- It was completely innocent! That's
why they threw it out of court!

Witnesses. He had 'er over a barrel.

- I think that's what she said in the
paper...

strip.
- They're crafty bastards.

Is this the first one you've seen?
- Yes. I've never had one this good.

- A busy Friday night you wouldn't
spot it with a magnifying glass.

- No chance.
- So, how many are you having then,
Ken?

- 12 for a £100, worth thinking about.
- Go on then, give us a dozen.

It's a pleasure to do business.

- There you go, Ken...

One makes 12.
- Thanks, Nige.

- We're getting off now.
- Right, love.
- We're gonna be late.
- All right.

Gonna see your dad?
- You're me dad.
- You don't mind though do you?

Why don't you mention your 21st?

Fancies it.
- Oh, yeah, I will, ahh.

Thanks, Dad. See you later.
- See you, love. Seeya later, Deano.
- Seeya.

- We're gonna press on now, Ken.
- We better had.

Are we having one in The Oak?
- A quick one.

- It's not been broken into again?

- No, mum's got a pie on for our tea.
- Don't want it getting cold.

Then, crime can't crack itself.

The world's gone mad.

I blame the TV and all the cookery
crap on.

Delia and that Sainsburys pillock.

Only his bloody mates.

And there's this bunch of nobodies
locked in a house

and we're meant to watch 'em eat,
sleep and talk crap.

As soon as they say anything good,
they put bloody bird noises on!

Flicked over again and Pele was on. I
thought, "This is all right."

But he was talking about erection
problems. The whole world's mad!

- I thought you'd be interested.

Jubilee when we had half-price beer.

- It went down when I tasted it.

ALL: Wehey!

He's right though. You don't wanna
think of Pele like that.

I wanna remember him on Riveleno's
shoulders holding the World Cup.

Not holding his World Cup willy,
looking dejected.

He must get one in the morning though.
- Or sat upstairs on a bus.

- Oh, aye.

Bloody hell, and I've been sat
downstairs all this time.

Pele wasn't there when they were
parading that World Cup on the bus.

He was at the back with his Missus.

That's why Brazil won it so much. No
wonder he was so bloody good.

You'd play well if you only got a
knock-off every four years.

- There's Viagra.
- How long does it take to work, Ken?

- I've got plenty of lead in my
pencil, just nobody to write to.

- Tanya's getting the bus home. She
wouldn't mind going upstairs.

ALL: Woo!

- I've never seen my Eddie flaccid.
- I'm the opposite. I'm seldom soft.

Yet I can't play football to save my
life. There must be something.

- He's got a point.
- What?

DOOR OPENS

- It's David Bailey. Bitter Duffy?

- And a large brandy, as well.
- Like that, is it?

- How've you gone on, Duffy?
- I don't ever want to go through that
again.

- Why?
- It's all come out today. I was 100%
honest with her.

- Did you tell her about Janice?

- 99% honest.
- You told her about me?

- 98% honest, I told her about the
mistress though.
- Bloody hell.

- Turns out she's been seeing her boss
for 12 months.

(Cheating cow!)
- Oh, heck, are you all right Duffy?

- I'm fine, that's life isn't it? You
deal with it, you move on.

- She thinks we've got a chance.

She's just said, "I wanna make this
marriage work, Nigel".

- Who?
- That's my real name.

- What did you say?
- I said, "I'm not sure there's lots
to take in."

I said, "I need some space I need time
away from you and the kids.

"At this moment in time, you've got to
give me space.

"I need my own space."

- She's left you, hasn't she?
- Yeah.
- Oh, dear.

- I don't know what to say. £4.25,
please, cock.

- Things'll work out, Duffy.
- I just feel so bloody stupid.

You're amongst friends now.

£4.25, £4.30, £4.50.

50's five, five's ten...

and ten's twenty.

- Thanks, Ken.

- Don't worry. You'll get back
together again, she'll come round.

- I'm not bothered. I've got pride.

You can grow fonder in your heart.

I can't remember how that old saying
goes.

- Is it the one about the stitch?
- Aye, you might be right, yeah.

- It'll work out for the best, she'll
probably come back.

- Don't want her back, I've told her.

- It's heartbreaking, but time's a
great healer.

I had my heart broken by a man.
- Oh, did you, Joan?

- He was a lot older, promised me the
world.

Told me he'd be a millionaire and he'd
name a big yacht after me.

- Joan Bell?
- It was before I was married, I was
Joan Titterton.

- Oh, right.

- I was head over heels, I was.

Mum and Dad told me to be wary, but
love is blind.

He told me he'd make me his Queen and
we'd live in a palace.

Then, one day, without warning, the
phone calls stopped.

I went to his flat and he'd gone.

- What happened, Joan? Had he left you
for another woman?

- Sadly, he'd been sectioned under the
Mental Health Act.

But all's well that ends well, cos
shortly after, I met my Eddie.

- Bloody hell. Out of the frying
pan...

- - You off, Winnie?
- Yeah. I'm putting my feet up.

- I'll see you next Tuesday, love.
- Yeah.

I am sorry about your wife leaving,
Duffy.

- Oh, I'm stronger than all that.
- Maybe she'll come back?

- You're all missing the point here. I
don't want her back.

I said to her, "There's the door, go
through it and don't ever come back.

"You can take anything you want out of
this house,

"but there are two things you will
never take. My pride...

and my dignity. Anyway, Winnie, how do
you know?

- I went past your house and saw you
lying in front of the removal van.

- ♪ Rushing through the stars

♪ Captivated by the worlds beyond

♪ So far, unknown

♪ Floating in a car

♪ Past the gates of mustdestroy.com

♪ You aren't alone

♪ It's a small world and you've grown.
♪

Subtitles by BBC Broadcast - 2004