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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,664 What are you thinking about? 3 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:51,535 I was just thinking how convenient it is for me that it's considered hip 4 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:53,635 to drive a $20,000 hybrid. 5 00:01:54,647 --> 00:01:55,909 Dork. 6 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:59,951 And how lucky I am that you love me. 7 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:02,677 I love you, too, babe. 8 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:16,833 I'm 29 years old. I'll be 30 next month. 9 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:22,998 When I was a kid, I used to close my eyes and try to picture myself at 30, 10 00:02:23,109 --> 00:02:24,770 and this is what I saw. 11 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:28,609 A great job, still best friends with the guys I grew up with, 12 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:31,115 and in love with a beautiful girl. 13 00:02:31,384 --> 00:02:33,750 So far, I gotta say that my life has turned out 14 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:36,151 pretty much exactly the way I imagined it. 15 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:37,657 We have something to tell you. 16 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:38,453 We have something to tell you. 17 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:41,050 - You're getting... - A baby. 18 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:44,258 - A baby? - Yeah. 19 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:46,127 Oh, my God! 20 00:02:46,432 --> 00:02:48,263 How did you do that? 21 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:49,357 Well... 22 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:52,870 - I'm 10 weeks. - You are 10... Oh, my... 23 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,302 - Fabulous! - Ten weeks. 24 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:57,433 - Oh, yay, yay! - Congratulations, Michael. 25 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:58,943 Fantastic. 26 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:02,104 Sweetheart, champagne! I'm overwhelmed. 27 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:04,615 All right. Champagne. 28 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:08,010 Let's get some champagne. Let's drink a toast. Oh, my... 29 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:10,749 - Honey, where's the champagne? - It's in the bar, under the sink. 30 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,485 Now, you can't have any champagne, but we can drink for you. 31 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:14,719 We're very good at that. 32 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:15,851 All right, I'll be right back. 33 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:18,123 Don't say another word, please, until I'm here. 34 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:21,291 - So, what do you think? - Well, I think it's a... 35 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:22,694 It's a very big thing. 36 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:25,100 Traditionally, not the first big thing of your adult life. 37 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,105 We've talked about getting married before. 38 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,435 We just... 39 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:29,940 You know, Michael's been so busy working, 40 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,773 and I'm in the middle of my dissertation, and it just... 41 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,210 I don't know, it feels weird now. 42 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:37,181 We don't want people thinking we're getting married 'cause we have to, 43 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:39,513 - because that's not why we would. - Nobody will think that. 44 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:40,881 Remember Lucy's wedding? 45 00:03:40,987 --> 00:03:42,614 Oh, honey, please. 46 00:03:42,922 --> 00:03:46,153 That girl's a slut. She completely trapped that guy. 47 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:47,351 Case in point. 48 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:49,724 No one's gonna think that about you. 49 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:51,057 Open this, darling. 50 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:52,324 It's warm! 51 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:54,059 Well, of course it's warm. We never drink it. 52 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:55,930 If I open this, it's going to explode. 53 00:03:56,035 --> 00:03:57,730 It's all right. Just live on the edge, Stephen. 54 00:03:57,837 --> 00:03:58,997 Open the bottle. 55 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:01,335 Open the bottle because I'm a grandmother, 56 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:03,636 - and I want to celebrate! - Okay, here we go! 57 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:09,438 Come on, get it while it's hot. 58 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:11,312 - Hooray, hooray. - That's for you. 59 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:13,044 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my... 60 00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:15,382 - No, just a little, Dad. - It's the last drink you're gonna have. 61 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:20,687 All right. To my little girl and her little boy. 62 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:23,956 - Or girl. - Or girl. I was going to say that. 63 00:04:24,063 --> 00:04:27,123 And here's to the young man who's responsible for the whole thing. 64 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:30,066 Who's feeling more responsible by the second. 65 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:31,261 Quite right. 66 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:32,929 - Cheers. - Cheers. 67 00:04:38,811 --> 00:04:40,972 If you have to settle down, 68 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,241 if you absolutely have to become an adult, 69 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:46,147 and have a baby and all that comes with it, 70 00:04:46,552 --> 00:04:49,521 this is the kind of woman you want to do it with. 71 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:52,090 You couldn't ask for a better girl. 72 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:57,352 Your cousin stayed fat. 73 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:59,954 Tricia was enormous to begin with, baby. 74 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:02,728 She grew to the size of a parade balloon when she was pregnant 75 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:05,167 but then she went back to being a regular fat-ass. 76 00:05:05,271 --> 00:05:07,967 The point is, she's a fatter ass now than she was before. 77 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:10,770 And, you know, she's always dieting. 78 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:12,242 She talks about dieting. 79 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:13,334 If you look in her purse, 80 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:15,073 it looks like she just went trick-or-treating. 81 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:16,443 You're cruel. 82 00:05:16,749 --> 00:05:18,979 I am going to be fat and ugly. 83 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:24,051 Baby, no matter how fat you get, you could never be ugly. 84 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:28,150 And as long as I can find these perfect breasts amidst all the rolls, 85 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:29,250 I'll be happy. 86 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:30,590 And this ass! 87 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:33,257 - You have the greatest ass in the world! - Wait, wait! 88 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:36,233 So when it's large, it'll just be that much greater! 89 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,203 - Come on! What? I can't hear you! - Stop! Stop it! 90 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:40,932 I can't hear you! 91 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:43,438 You are so pathetic. 92 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:47,610 Oh, my God, why? Why? What did I do to deserve this? 93 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:49,978 You're just an incredibly lucky woman. 94 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:52,247 Will you start eating with me, big boy? 95 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,445 - Yeah, we'll go pickle for pickle. - Promise? 96 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:57,318 Yeah, I'll bring my cousin over. We can snack on her belly. 97 00:05:57,423 --> 00:05:58,685 Don't. That's gross. 98 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:01,692 - That's lzzy. I gotta go. - No, don't. No. 99 00:06:01,961 --> 00:06:03,189 Don't go. 100 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:05,430 Are you going to be really late? 101 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:07,829 No, because I have plans for your boobies later. 102 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:08,923 I don't want you to know. 103 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,297 I'm gonna tell them privately. Don't listen. 104 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:11,427 Okay. 105 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:14,199 Okay, we'll talk later. No, you can't. Okay, bye. 106 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:15,569 I heard. 107 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:18,242 Honey, 108 00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:20,244 does it bother you at all that we didn't plan this? 109 00:06:20,346 --> 00:06:22,211 That it just happened? 110 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:25,540 What are you talking about? Not at all. 111 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:29,118 It's gonna be great. 112 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,883 - Really? - Yeah. 113 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:37,490 If you got him strippers, I'm going to have to take you down. 114 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:40,031 Come on, Jenna. You know I'm not into that. 115 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:49,274 Where did you find them? 116 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:51,532 It's your wedding, man. 117 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:53,771 Like your brothers are gonna let you down. 118 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,313 So beautiful. 119 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:05,852 Oh, fuck. 120 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:08,526 - You all right, man? - Yeah, I'm fine. 121 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:10,391 It's okay, man. Let it out, buddy. 122 00:07:10,496 --> 00:07:12,088 - Is he okay? - Yeah, fine. 123 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:14,496 - No, no. He's fine. - He does this all the time. 124 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:18,866 It's very hard for him, you know, because his mother was a lesbian, 125 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:21,337 and she passed away very recently. 126 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,601 You guys should just keep going. 127 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:25,142 You gotta push through because what you're doing is beautiful. 128 00:07:25,244 --> 00:07:26,643 I'm fine. I'm all right. 129 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:28,577 - Come on, let's take a little break. - No, no. 130 00:07:28,681 --> 00:07:31,206 We'll take a little break. Let's go outside, we'll get a little air. 131 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:34,150 Okay? Girls, back to work. 132 00:07:34,253 --> 00:07:36,721 - I'm sorry. Don't mind me. - Careful, don't slip on the ass beads. 133 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:38,916 Step over them. There we go. 134 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,529 I just loved knowing, you know? 135 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:51,702 Like, I saw my whole life laid out in front of me. Perfect. 136 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:57,064 And then that bitch just yanked it all away from me. 137 00:07:57,643 --> 00:07:58,803 Just... 138 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:03,945 You know? It's like... 139 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:07,677 Of course, you know. 140 00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:10,153 You and Jenna are like the same person. 141 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,648 - Now you're having a baby? - Yeah. 142 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:17,020 - How intense is that? - Pretty intense. 143 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:20,696 I envy you, you prick. 144 00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:28,029 I quit the cheese company. 145 00:08:28,741 --> 00:08:29,867 What? 146 00:08:31,744 --> 00:08:34,611 Dude, isn't your dad still in the hospital? 147 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:38,343 I just can't do it anymore, man. 148 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:42,353 I told my Uncle Gary. I gave him my notice on Friday. 149 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:44,286 He kind of freaked on me. 150 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:45,652 I'll bet. 151 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:50,193 - I told him I'm taking a road trip. - You're taking a road trip? 152 00:08:50,429 --> 00:08:52,989 Wow. Where you going, buddy? Six Flags? 153 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:54,726 Tierra del Fuego. 154 00:08:55,134 --> 00:08:56,795 On a motorcycle. 155 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:01,332 But you get nauseous when you leave the ZIP code. 156 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,137 Exactly. 157 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:08,712 ...find the happiness that has eluded your mother and me. 158 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:11,217 To Eva and Mark! 159 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:11,876 To Eva and Mark! 160 00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:14,813 - Cheers! - Cheers! 161 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:16,752 - Eva and Mark! - Eva and Mark! 162 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,751 I'm overwhelmed 163 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:22,925 by this miracle 164 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:25,291 that has happened to me. 165 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,731 And as happy as I am to see all of you at my wedding, 166 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,837 I'm happiest to see her. 167 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:38,772 Isn't she beautiful? 168 00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:41,446 She's nothing compared to you. 169 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,880 - Did I get my own "aw"? - You did. 170 00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:48,878 Thank you so much for coming. 171 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:51,115 We are both overwhelmed. 172 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,320 Oh, no. 173 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,259 I'll be back. 174 00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:58,489 2 o'clock. 175 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:14,610 - Thought she wasn't coming. - I know. You think he's seen her yet? 176 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:15,976 Probably. 177 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:21,612 - Can we talk to you for a second? - All of you? 178 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:24,588 Arianna, what are you doing here? You know he's gonna go crazy. 179 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:27,284 What do you want me to do, Chris? Hide under a rock? 180 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:29,384 No, but a little sensitivity might be nice. 181 00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:30,484 He's a wreck, Ari. 182 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:31,995 Come on, we're asking you. Don't do this. 183 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:34,464 Do what? I'm not doing anything. 184 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:35,792 Shit. 185 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,937 What are you doing here? 186 00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:41,439 They're my friends, too. 187 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:43,872 Have another drink, lzzy. 188 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,102 Ari. 189 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:46,669 Ari! 190 00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:49,107 There are, like, 500 people here. 191 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:51,547 If you can't stand the sight of me, just ignore me. 192 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,312 Can't stand the... 193 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:57,548 Hey, hey! I am trying to start over here, okay? 194 00:10:57,923 --> 00:11:00,619 How am I supposed to do that if you keep popping up everywhere? 195 00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:04,287 Lzzy, I'm moving on with my life. You should do the same. 196 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:09,195 How can you be so blind? Look at this! This should've been us. 197 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:11,826 That's what you always wanted, ever since you were 16 years old. 198 00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:14,030 That's what you always wanted with me. 199 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,233 You better get him out of here. 200 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:18,305 Oh, fuck. 201 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:22,539 - I took you to your fucking prom! - No, no, no. 202 00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:24,912 I took that bitch to her fucking prom! 203 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,542 - Come on. You sound like an asshole. - She's totally not worth it. 204 00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:30,053 I know, I know. I'm so over that fucking girl. 205 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:34,753 I'll be back! 206 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:47,565 You're dancing. You're dancing. You're rocking the salsa beat. 207 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:53,005 Come on. Hey. 208 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,742 - What the hell did you do? - Nothing. He was fine until... 209 00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,180 He's not fine. He's scared. 210 00:11:58,284 --> 00:11:59,273 He's not scared. 211 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:00,943 Is that why he's screaming, then, Chris? 212 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:04,318 He's screaming 'cause he saw you coming down the... 213 00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:05,950 That's great. 214 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:08,026 Why don't you just stay here and have a good time? 215 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:09,389 Relax. I'll go change him. 216 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:11,019 Give me a break. 217 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:13,462 Lisa. Wait up. 218 00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:22,837 How much longer am I supposed to put up with this? 219 00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:41,389 What are you drinking? 220 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:45,019 I'm trying to decide how drunk I want to be. 221 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:48,232 I think I'll go with a beer, please. 222 00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:50,962 Yeah, could I have one, too? Thanks. 223 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:54,900 Have we met before? 224 00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:57,470 Do I look familiar? 225 00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,068 No. 226 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:02,274 - Okay, I'm Kim. - Michael. 227 00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:04,906 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 228 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:09,777 - So, are you a friend of the groom's? - Since preschool, actually. 229 00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:13,123 - That's really cute. - Yeah. Blocks. 230 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,760 Can you just excuse me? 231 00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:20,858 Hello. 232 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,230 Yeah, I'm coming. Right now. 233 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,028 Bye. 234 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:29,671 I'm with three friends that have wanted to leave since we got here. 235 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,944 Would you wait? I'll be right back. 236 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:13,944 It's true. 237 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,112 Every single one of my friends are married. 238 00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:17,621 It's like they're all in a cult, 239 00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,691 and completely obsessed with me joining. 240 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:23,990 They're like, "If you don't get married soon, you'll be too old to have a baby." 241 00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:27,065 Guess what? I don't want to have a baby. 242 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:31,466 I certainly don't think I should be bullied into it just because I have a vagina. 243 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:34,405 - I'm Ken. - Danielle. 244 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:41,809 Isn't this fantastic? 245 00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:44,709 Yeah. It's pretty crazy, huh? 246 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:47,809 It's like a little condominium or something. 247 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,046 Yeah. 248 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,821 Mind if I... 249 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,257 Yeah, please. 250 00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:02,393 So do you have a girlfriend? 251 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:07,598 Yeah. 252 00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:12,004 A little hesitation there. Having a crisis, are we? 253 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:15,842 - Do I look like I'm having a crisis? - Everyone I know is having a crisis. 254 00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:18,416 I know you're not supposed to get them until mid-life, but 255 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,781 I think something's happened to our metabolisms. 256 00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:22,478 Our metabolisms? 257 00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:25,250 Yeah, I mean, the world is moving so fast now 258 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:27,416 and we're all chasing something so fast 259 00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:30,654 that we start freaking out way before our parents did. 260 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,897 Feel my heart. 261 00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,366 Feel how fast it is? 262 00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,140 That's a fast heart. 263 00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:46,444 Because we don't ever stop to breathe anymore. 264 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:50,342 You gotta remember to breathe, or you'll die. 265 00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:55,242 Oh, sorry. 266 00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:56,548 - Hey! - Hey. 267 00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,122 Have you seen Michael anywhere? 268 00:15:58,223 --> 00:15:59,281 No. 269 00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:01,118 Okay. Carry on. 270 00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:06,989 And don't worry, because crises... 271 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,567 Crisises? 272 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,727 I think it's "crises." Go with "crises." 273 00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:13,532 Right. Like I said, 274 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:16,530 crises, well, they come and go. 275 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,040 Sometimes. 276 00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:22,746 Sometimes they don't really feel like they're going anywhere. 277 00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:26,340 - You're having a permanent crisis? - I don't know. Maybe. 278 00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:30,751 I've just been thinking about my life lately and 279 00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,725 everything feels pretty planned out. 280 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,088 You know? 281 00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:38,758 It's like I know everything that's going to happen. 282 00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,624 There are no more surprises. 283 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,894 - That is so boring. - I know. 284 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:52,938 - So what do you do? - Complain, I guess. 285 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:58,339 No, like, what do you... Like, what do you do? 286 00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,781 Oh, you mean "what do I do" what do I do? 287 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:02,217 - Yeah. - Sorry. I'm an architect. 288 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,014 How about you? 289 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:06,716 - I'm a musician. - Oh, cool. 290 00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:08,486 - A flautist. - Oh, real cool. 291 00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:11,427 Yeah. I mean, I study other things, too. I'm not an idiot. 292 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,464 But, if I could do anything, 293 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:17,262 I would love to be able to do that when I finish school. 294 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,533 You're graduating this year? 295 00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:24,837 Two more years. Wow. Look at you. Two more years. 296 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,102 Yeah. 297 00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:30,008 Well, don't rush it. College was the best time of my life. 298 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:32,106 Reminiscing already, huh? 299 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:40,751 I should get back. 300 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,953 - To your crisis? - My crisis awaits. 301 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,224 - Shall we? - Yeah. 302 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:48,626 Okay. 303 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,958 Careful. I'll help you up. 304 00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,311 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 305 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,408 Yeah? 306 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,717 - I guess that's a cool tree, huh? - Yeah, I like that tree. 307 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,516 All right, well, 308 00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:16,754 there are my friends, so I guess I'll see you around? 309 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,693 Yeah. Cool. 310 00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,023 Cool. 311 00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,996 Do you, like, want my phone number or something? 312 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,100 Yeah. That'd be good. 313 00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,004 Yeah? 314 00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:37,541 Do you have a pen? 315 00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:39,906 No. 316 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,280 Well, if you want to come by campus sometime, 317 00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:47,881 I get out at 5:00 on Monday, Wednesdays and Fridays. 318 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,723 I usually meet my friends at the Terrace. 319 00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:52,421 Sure. 320 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,425 Okay. 321 00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:02,397 Bye. 322 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,510 Look at her. 323 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:18,886 Six weeks, and she's already screwing somebody else. 324 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,350 Dude, ease up. He's obviously gay. 325 00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:26,387 - What? - He's gay. 326 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:29,600 Look at him. No straight man looks that good. 327 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,100 You think? 328 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,670 Yeah. I mean, 329 00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:36,936 you know, he doesn't look that good to me, but he looks good. 330 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,413 Caught you! You've been hiding from me. 331 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,075 No, I've been right here the whole time. 332 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,313 Don't worry. You missed her throwing the garter belt. 333 00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:52,015 Did you see how beautiful Lisa's baby is? 334 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:53,318 He's beautiful. 335 00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:57,384 You know, I thought I wanted a girl, but now I think I want a boy. 336 00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:59,930 - What do you want? - A girl. 337 00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:02,227 Me, too. 338 00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:15,746 Okay, so why are you staring at me? 339 00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:17,940 What would you do if I died? 340 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,149 Iron my dark suit. 341 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,715 Would you even notice if I was gone? 342 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,623 Trust me. I'd notice. 343 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,859 So, you'd do what? 344 00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:39,361 Go out and get some young thing 345 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:42,300 that would sit here in silence and smile? 346 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,803 Do you have anybody in mind? 347 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:54,476 You know, the other day I actually felt jealous 348 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,281 of my own daughter? 349 00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:01,054 - Do you know why? - I'm sure you're going to tell me. 350 00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:03,556 The way Michael looked at her. 351 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,525 Did you see that? 352 00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:08,964 - Anna, there is no point... - Like he had to have her. 353 00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:12,998 Just once I would like to know what that's like. Just once. 354 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,832 Well, I do have to have you, darling. 355 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:18,676 It's a contractual thing. 356 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,182 Go ahead, crack another joke. 357 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,410 Jesus. 358 00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:29,481 Oh, look. 359 00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:33,023 Our bed just got more comfortable. 360 00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:35,081 Chris! 361 00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:38,685 Chris, what the hell are you doing? You've been in there for 20 minutes! 362 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,288 - Just give me one minute. - No! I have given you 20! 363 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,095 Now get out here and give me a hand! 364 00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:48,036 Matthew is screaming, I have piss all over me and I can't find any binkies. 365 00:22:07,225 --> 00:22:09,352 - Who is it? - It's Marvin from next door. 366 00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:11,452 Your front porch is on fire! 367 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,602 - Hey. No, don't say anything. - Get out. 368 00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:21,502 I'm going crazy without you. I love you. 369 00:22:21,606 --> 00:22:23,733 - I'm serious. - I fucking love you. 370 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,332 Come on, look at you. You're so beautiful. 371 00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:26,502 I'm calling the police, that's what I'm doing. 372 00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,169 No, no, you're not. 373 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:29,769 - Give me the phone! - No! 374 00:22:29,881 --> 00:22:30,973 - Give me the phone! - No! 375 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,983 Just listen to me for a second! 376 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:36,384 Look me in the eye and tell me that you don't love me anymore. 377 00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:38,547 I don't love you anymore. 378 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,524 - I refuse to accept that. - Izzy, go home! 379 00:22:47,599 --> 00:22:49,999 - You really want me to leave? - Yes! 380 00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:56,106 - That's what you're saying? - That's what I'm saying. 381 00:22:58,543 --> 00:22:59,601 Okay. 382 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:05,709 Ari, 383 00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:11,717 I love you forever. 384 00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:33,103 It's me. Open up. 385 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:36,145 I'm coming! 386 00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:43,049 - You have to come with me. - Where? 387 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:44,622 South America. 388 00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:46,218 Okay. 389 00:23:46,324 --> 00:23:48,622 I need a wingman, man. I can't do this alone. 390 00:23:48,727 --> 00:23:50,251 Yeah, sure. Absolutely. 391 00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:51,852 - Really? - Yeah. 392 00:23:52,697 --> 00:23:55,291 Hey, you got any ice? I think I broke my hand. 393 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,858 You're not gonna believe this, lzzy, but I actually keep ice in the freezer. 394 00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:00,528 You're really coming with me? 395 00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:01,606 No talking! 396 00:24:02,407 --> 00:24:03,499 "During this trimester, 397 00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:05,906 "women have to carefully inspect the things they're feeling 398 00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:08,707 "because hormonal changes can make upsets and worries 399 00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:10,179 "seem larger than they are." 400 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,874 Tell me about it. 401 00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:13,583 No, that's my nut. 402 00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:17,815 "In isolation, one's anxieties become disproportionate. 403 00:24:18,156 --> 00:24:19,418 "Talking things out with your partner 404 00:24:19,524 --> 00:24:22,152 "is a way of exorcising fears on both sides 405 00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:25,491 "or at least not allowing them to become overwhelming." 406 00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:26,825 Did you get that? 407 00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:29,427 It says you can't hold everything inside. 408 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,868 Yeah. So what about you? 409 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,767 - What? - What are you holding inside 410 00:24:33,872 --> 00:24:35,931 you feel like you want to let out? 411 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,502 What? 412 00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:42,045 - What? You asked! - Oh, my God! 413 00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,615 - I've been holding that in all day! - You're disgusting! Michael! 414 00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:46,547 I don't want your farts on me. 415 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,119 Come on, turn the TV off. I'm serious. 416 00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:51,382 I want to know what you're feeling. 417 00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:53,819 I'm feeling that... 418 00:24:55,193 --> 00:24:57,286 What I'm feeling, me, 419 00:24:58,063 --> 00:24:59,826 is that, in general... 420 00:24:59,931 --> 00:25:03,025 Wow. You are an enormous loser, you know that? 421 00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:06,160 Well, you're in love with a loser, and only a loser could love a loser. 422 00:25:06,271 --> 00:25:08,102 - Are you nine? - Ten. 423 00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:11,734 Okay, fine. I'll go. 424 00:25:12,878 --> 00:25:15,142 I feel like we should buy a house. 425 00:25:24,422 --> 00:25:26,151 You got to be fucking kidding me. 426 00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:27,623 I'll get it! 427 00:25:32,731 --> 00:25:33,993 - Hi. - Hi. 428 00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:35,859 What are you doing here? 429 00:25:35,967 --> 00:25:38,527 Kenny's coming with me to South America. 430 00:25:38,937 --> 00:25:40,234 You're really serious about that? 431 00:25:40,338 --> 00:25:41,635 Hell, yes. 432 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,038 - I should go with you. - Yeah, right. 433 00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:51,772 Lisa's driving me out of my fucking mind. I can't take it anymore. 434 00:25:52,350 --> 00:25:54,375 - Where's Kenny? - He's... 435 00:25:56,087 --> 00:25:57,486 You just got another promotion 436 00:25:57,589 --> 00:25:59,580 and my parents can help with the down payment. 437 00:25:59,691 --> 00:26:01,283 I just don't think it's such a good idea. 438 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,486 Why? Their parents did it for them. 439 00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:05,028 And you know, a monthly mortgage payment 440 00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:07,223 probably isn't that much more than we're spending on rent. 441 00:26:07,332 --> 00:26:08,856 It's not really about the money, Jenna. 442 00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:11,527 Then what is it? I wouldn't dare mention the M-word 443 00:26:11,636 --> 00:26:14,833 because I know how any conversation about that totally freaks you out. 444 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:17,306 I told you I'd marry you when you could name three couples 445 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,570 you know personally that have lasted more than five years. 446 00:26:19,678 --> 00:26:22,579 Yeah, and I still only have my parents and that cute couple from the pond. 447 00:26:22,681 --> 00:26:25,809 - Ducks don't count. - They mate for life, come on. 448 00:26:29,721 --> 00:26:31,313 What is it, baby? 449 00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:34,190 What are you afraid of? 450 00:26:37,395 --> 00:26:39,955 I don't know. It just seems so, like, 451 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:42,392 final. 452 00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:45,163 Final. 453 00:26:47,138 --> 00:26:50,232 Wow. We're about to become a family, Michael. 454 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:51,934 I know. I didn't mean it like that. 455 00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:53,533 If you aren't up for this, tell me now, 456 00:26:53,645 --> 00:26:55,613 - because otherwise, what are we doing? - I am! I'm excited! 457 00:26:55,714 --> 00:26:56,840 No one forced you into this. 458 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:58,643 You had the chance to tell me in the beginning! 459 00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:00,513 Will you calm down? Your hormones are freaking out. 460 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,211 Oh, my God! Don't blame this on my hormones. 461 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,582 You couldn't get more obvious. 462 00:27:03,688 --> 00:27:06,020 I'm saying what your magazine said, and we're doing it. 463 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:09,093 - Doing what? - We're talking about how we feel. 464 00:27:17,002 --> 00:27:18,663 - You're right. - What? 465 00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:20,499 I'm sorry, I couldn't... I'm all the way over here. 466 00:27:20,605 --> 00:27:22,402 I couldn't hear you very well. What'd you say? 467 00:27:22,507 --> 00:27:24,065 I said you were right. 468 00:27:24,175 --> 00:27:26,507 Oh, I'm right. 469 00:27:27,912 --> 00:27:29,243 Am I right? 470 00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:33,479 You want to make a home with me, right? 471 00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:34,643 Yes. 472 00:27:35,253 --> 00:27:38,347 - Because if you don't, that's fine. - Look at me. 473 00:27:39,057 --> 00:27:40,115 I do. 474 00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:45,293 Good. Because if you didn't, I'd have to kill you in your sleep. 475 00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:48,963 - And that would just ruin everything. - Yeah, that would suck. 476 00:27:50,735 --> 00:27:52,066 I love you. 477 00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:54,469 I love you. 478 00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:02,335 I'm sorry. 479 00:28:06,484 --> 00:28:09,112 She just makes everything impossible, man. 480 00:28:09,554 --> 00:28:11,488 It's like anything I try to do 481 00:28:11,589 --> 00:28:14,990 makes her feel like she's losing control of the baby. 482 00:28:15,093 --> 00:28:16,219 Yeah. 483 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,458 Hey. What's up? 484 00:28:18,797 --> 00:28:20,788 Nothing at the moment. 485 00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:23,928 Are you going with lzzy? 486 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:25,798 - Where? - To South America. 487 00:28:25,904 --> 00:28:27,428 Oh, yeah. No. 488 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,803 What? You just said you were coming. 489 00:28:29,908 --> 00:28:31,808 I know, buddy, but my life is perfect here. 490 00:28:31,910 --> 00:28:33,707 Why would I leave? Come on. 491 00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:35,177 Hi. I'm Danielle. 492 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,406 See what I mean? 493 00:28:36,514 --> 00:28:38,175 Hi, I'm Chris. 494 00:28:38,283 --> 00:28:39,841 - Hi. - We met at the wedding. 495 00:28:39,951 --> 00:28:42,351 Yeah, hi. Yeah, we met at the wedding. 496 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,315 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm going to stop for a second here. 497 00:28:45,423 --> 00:28:48,620 Excuse me, how is your life here so perfect? 498 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:49,955 Can you just run that by me? 499 00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:51,892 Because I remember when you graduated, 500 00:28:51,996 --> 00:28:53,657 you were gonna go save the Africans. 501 00:28:53,765 --> 00:28:54,891 Save the children? 502 00:28:54,999 --> 00:28:56,660 Whatever. You were gonna go save them. 503 00:28:56,768 --> 00:28:58,463 And now you're tending bar 504 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,561 and you're screwing a different girl every other night? 505 00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:02,799 What's funny about that is you're at that bar more than I am. 506 00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:05,375 And secondly, dude, I'm not screwing a different girl every other night. 507 00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:06,501 I'm just not. 508 00:29:06,611 --> 00:29:08,704 Okay, you're right. It's every night. 509 00:29:08,813 --> 00:29:11,441 - You're an asshole. - What? It's better that she knows now. 510 00:29:11,549 --> 00:29:12,538 It's better you know now. 511 00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:13,912 He does what he wants, I do what I want. 512 00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:15,417 Jesus, do you hear that? She's perfect. 513 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,646 You're perfect. I'm in love with you. 514 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:17,881 Do you have a sister for him, maybe? 515 00:29:17,989 --> 00:29:20,753 Yeah, I'm very happy for both of you, but I'm offering you an opportunity here, 516 00:29:20,859 --> 00:29:22,918 and you're gonna miss it, you're gonna blow it. 517 00:29:23,027 --> 00:29:26,053 Take a risk. Take a chance. That's what you used to tell me. 518 00:29:26,164 --> 00:29:27,756 When are we gonna get a chance to do this again? 519 00:29:27,866 --> 00:29:30,664 When we're 50, on, like, some Norwegian Cruise 520 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,237 with these fat girls in floaties. 521 00:29:33,338 --> 00:29:35,431 I'm telling you, you're 29 years old, Kenny. 522 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:37,940 - I'm 28. - No, you're 29. 523 00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:39,236 Thank you. 524 00:29:39,744 --> 00:29:41,109 Shit, I am. 525 00:29:41,479 --> 00:29:44,676 Well, you're gonna be sitting in that same chair in 20 years 526 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:48,310 and you're gonna be wondering, "Why didn't I take this chance with lzzy? 527 00:29:48,419 --> 00:29:51,877 "Why didn't I do something exciting with my life 528 00:29:51,990 --> 00:29:54,356 "instead of ice-fishing on Lake Mendota?" 529 00:29:56,561 --> 00:29:59,860 See, what you're not getting, lzzy, is that I like ice-fishing. 530 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:02,489 Ice-fishing makes me happy. It does. 531 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,761 And don't come in here and start editing my life 532 00:30:04,869 --> 00:30:07,804 just 'cause you're not happy with yours. Don't do it. 533 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:08,973 No, that's what you're doing. 534 00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:10,941 No, that's what you're doing. 535 00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:16,540 No, I was... 536 00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:22,446 - Wait, where you going? - I am going to put my blue balls to bed. 537 00:30:31,362 --> 00:30:32,693 Good night. 538 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,611 Good night. 539 00:31:47,538 --> 00:31:48,903 Good night. 540 00:31:57,548 --> 00:31:59,675 - Night. - Good night. 541 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,977 - I love you. - Me, too, you. 542 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:14,228 So I was just thinking that if we move the garage from where it currently sits, 543 00:32:14,332 --> 00:32:15,663 there's no reason why this atrium 544 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:18,065 couldn't be pulled up the entire height of the building. 545 00:32:18,169 --> 00:32:19,659 So that way, it's the middle of winter, 546 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:22,535 and all these people get to look out their window and see trees 547 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,232 and maybe even birds. 548 00:32:24,342 --> 00:32:27,004 - What sorts of birds? - Shut up, Ryan. 549 00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:28,339 - Like, what species... - Shut up, Ryan. 550 00:32:28,446 --> 00:32:30,346 - Sorry. - Dick. 551 00:32:30,715 --> 00:32:32,842 - That's really interesting, Michael. - Thank you. 552 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,613 I'm just a little concerned about cost. 553 00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:38,022 What do you think, Chris? 554 00:32:40,992 --> 00:32:43,290 I think I'm going to leave my wife. 555 00:32:43,995 --> 00:32:46,862 - So, have you told her yet? - No, not yet. 556 00:32:50,068 --> 00:32:53,003 I don't know how I'm going to do that, but... 557 00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:57,866 I just know that I'm tired of being told how much I suck. 558 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,504 Oh, man. 559 00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:06,380 I thought if I had a kid with her, it would bring us closer together. 560 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:09,009 Not make us want to kill each other. 561 00:33:10,221 --> 00:33:12,155 I'm trapped, Mike. 562 00:33:12,256 --> 00:33:13,985 I'm fucking trapped. 563 00:33:48,493 --> 00:33:50,688 - Hey. - Hey. 564 00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:54,365 It's so funny, I was... 565 00:33:54,465 --> 00:33:57,730 I was driving by and I remembered that you said you hang out here. 566 00:33:57,835 --> 00:33:59,462 Drive by here often? 567 00:33:59,570 --> 00:34:02,232 - Thinking of becoming a flautist. - Nice. 568 00:34:02,407 --> 00:34:05,308 - I hear this is the place. - Yeah. It's pretty good. 569 00:34:05,410 --> 00:34:07,810 So you weren't coming here to see me? 570 00:34:08,413 --> 00:34:09,971 I had a meeting. 571 00:34:13,451 --> 00:34:16,011 - Do you want a ride? I have a car. - I live really close. 572 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,144 I'll take you. 573 00:34:17,255 --> 00:34:21,817 - Oh, no. Honestly, it's, like, really close. - I'll take you. I'll take you. Come on. 574 00:34:21,926 --> 00:34:23,018 Okay. 575 00:34:24,328 --> 00:34:26,694 - Well, it's good to see you. - It's good to see you, too. 576 00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:29,062 - So, where am I going? - Straight ahead. 577 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:32,736 So, what did you do after I left the wedding? 578 00:34:32,837 --> 00:34:35,328 Just, you know, hung out with my friends and stuff. 579 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,169 Don't you love weddings? 580 00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:39,436 Actually, no. They make me pretty depressed. 581 00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:42,138 - Why? - I don't know. They just... 582 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:44,373 They always seem so forced to me, you know? 583 00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:45,881 I mean, if you love somebody, 584 00:34:45,983 --> 00:34:49,680 why do you need a photo album of drunk people in tuxedos to prove it? 585 00:34:49,787 --> 00:34:52,085 Wow. How do you really feel? 586 00:34:53,658 --> 00:34:56,559 Did you know that when the institution of marriage was created, 587 00:34:56,661 --> 00:34:59,289 people only lived to be 30 years old? 588 00:34:59,397 --> 00:35:00,762 I'd be dying next year. 589 00:35:01,365 --> 00:35:04,095 I would wear the hottest dress to your funeral. 590 00:35:07,872 --> 00:35:10,102 - I live here. - Oh, here? 591 00:35:10,575 --> 00:35:12,236 - Okay. - Yeah. 592 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:15,075 - You do live close. - I told you. 593 00:35:16,581 --> 00:35:19,311 So, that whole day was like a nightmare for you, huh? 594 00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:22,716 All those relationships dissolving before your eyes. 595 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:26,120 Well, it wasn't completely awful. 596 00:35:30,161 --> 00:35:32,686 What are you doing for the long weekend? 597 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:35,664 I mean, almost all my friends are going out of town. 598 00:35:37,168 --> 00:35:39,261 I don't know. I just was going to... 599 00:35:41,172 --> 00:35:42,639 I don't know. 600 00:35:44,408 --> 00:35:47,002 Do you want to go to a party with me? 601 00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:54,943 Sure. 602 00:35:55,052 --> 00:35:56,212 - Yeah? - Yeah. 603 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,651 Okay, cool. 604 00:35:57,755 --> 00:36:01,384 Here. Let me give you this. 605 00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:04,154 - Nice pen. - Thanks. I like purple. 606 00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:09,963 - Don't even think about standing me up. - Okay. 607 00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:13,133 All right. 608 00:36:16,374 --> 00:36:17,864 - Bye. - See you. 609 00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:33,613 - Hey! - Where are you? 610 00:36:33,991 --> 00:36:36,084 I called the office. They said you weren't there. 611 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,862 I'm just on my way home. Why? What's going on? 612 00:36:38,095 --> 00:36:39,926 We have a sonogram. Did you forget? 613 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:43,592 Oh, my God. Jenna, I totally did. I'm sorry. When? 614 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:46,033 5:45. Get here soon. We can still make it. 615 00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:48,469 Okay. I'll be there in 10 minutes. 616 00:36:48,573 --> 00:36:50,905 What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? 617 00:36:51,008 --> 00:36:52,202 What the fuck are you doing? 618 00:36:56,113 --> 00:36:59,139 Holy shit. You are unbelievable. 619 00:37:01,118 --> 00:37:03,552 There's more where that came from. 620 00:37:03,654 --> 00:37:05,554 I just want to know, 621 00:37:05,923 --> 00:37:09,757 where did I find you and how do I make more of you? 622 00:37:12,863 --> 00:37:15,730 - I have to go back to work. - No, no! 623 00:37:18,803 --> 00:37:19,770 Hang on. 624 00:37:25,276 --> 00:37:26,800 What are you doing later? 625 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,469 You, hopefully. 626 00:37:33,551 --> 00:37:34,677 Okay. 627 00:37:36,487 --> 00:37:38,352 Be at my house at 8:00. 628 00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:41,050 And stay hungry. 629 00:37:44,495 --> 00:37:45,860 Oh, my God. 630 00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:08,847 Now that I can see you, it's as if I never left. 631 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:12,889 Oh, my God, if you only knew, every day I've kicked myself. 632 00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:15,248 I have, just, 633 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:18,023 every single day thinking about you. 634 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,859 - I thought of you, too. - Oh, yeah. Liar. 635 00:38:23,567 --> 00:38:25,535 I am so happy to see you. 636 00:38:26,537 --> 00:38:29,267 - So why did you disappear? - You know why. 637 00:38:29,707 --> 00:38:33,507 I couldn't control the way I felt about you. You know that. 638 00:38:33,611 --> 00:38:36,273 You know. Listen. I thought if I could stop cold, 639 00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:38,974 and that's the only way I could do it, 640 00:38:41,752 --> 00:38:44,619 maybe I could save my marriage. Seriously. 641 00:38:45,523 --> 00:38:47,889 - Did you save your marriage? - No. 642 00:38:48,292 --> 00:38:49,589 I'm sorry. 643 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,825 - Yeah. - Anna, Anna. 644 00:38:52,363 --> 00:38:53,728 I'm married. 645 00:38:54,865 --> 00:38:58,596 - You are what? - With a two-month-old baby boy. 646 00:39:01,038 --> 00:39:03,871 - You can't be serious. - Yeah, I'm serious. 647 00:39:06,477 --> 00:39:09,002 - How old is your wife? - What's the difference? 648 00:39:09,113 --> 00:39:11,104 - Tell me. How old is she? - No, it doesn't matter. 649 00:39:11,215 --> 00:39:13,149 Tell me! How old is she? 650 00:39:13,751 --> 00:39:14,979 She's 35 years old. 651 00:39:15,086 --> 00:39:18,249 - My God, she could be my daughter. - What's the difference? 652 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:21,120 You were never going to leave him, anyway. 653 00:39:34,171 --> 00:39:35,433 Be happy. 654 00:39:35,806 --> 00:39:37,034 Anna. 655 00:39:37,742 --> 00:39:39,334 God damn it, Anna! 656 00:39:45,282 --> 00:39:46,874 - Is he here? - Yes. 657 00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:49,853 But he's with a patient. 658 00:39:50,287 --> 00:39:51,584 Hello, dear. 659 00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:55,318 - Anna, what's wrong? - Nothing, as far as you're concerned. 660 00:39:57,294 --> 00:40:00,195 Well, if you come back in 40 minutes... 661 00:40:00,297 --> 00:40:03,391 I just wanted to let you know I fucked another man. 662 00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:05,395 Nice to see you. 663 00:40:11,308 --> 00:40:12,639 Excuse me. 664 00:40:18,849 --> 00:40:20,009 Anna, just... 665 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:22,079 Just come with me in here. 666 00:40:23,287 --> 00:40:25,187 Oh, now you react. 667 00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:29,689 Maybe if you'd dragged me into a closet before, this wouldn't have happened. 668 00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:32,388 - What the hell is going on? - It was three years ago. 669 00:40:32,496 --> 00:40:33,485 I saw him today. 670 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:36,498 He's leaving his wife and he's going to run away with me. 671 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,568 That's all you need to know. 672 00:40:38,669 --> 00:40:40,637 Anna, I understand you want to lash out... 673 00:40:40,738 --> 00:40:41,830 Just shut up! 674 00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:45,636 Would you just, please, for God's sake, shut up? I don't want to talk this out. 675 00:40:45,743 --> 00:40:48,871 And I do not want your understanding. 676 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,247 I want someone who's flesh and blood. 677 00:40:55,152 --> 00:40:58,019 And since you're not that, I don't want you. 678 00:41:01,859 --> 00:41:04,054 ...fingers. - You're obsessed. 679 00:41:08,999 --> 00:41:11,524 - Hello. - I've left your father. 680 00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:12,659 What happened? 681 00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:15,863 Nothing happened. That's why I'm leaving him. 682 00:41:15,973 --> 00:41:19,033 - What? Mom... - Honey, I want you to know that, 683 00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:22,711 that I'm so happy for you and the baby, 684 00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:24,872 and I'm not jealous of you. 685 00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:27,644 And if you need me, you call me, all right? 686 00:41:27,751 --> 00:41:29,844 I love you. I love you. 687 00:41:34,925 --> 00:41:36,483 What's going on? 688 00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:42,521 It's Jenna. Is he there? 689 00:41:42,967 --> 00:41:44,525 And then, 690 00:41:44,635 --> 00:41:48,503 the mattress transforms into this giant bundt cake. 691 00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:51,464 I'm really sorry to interrupt, 692 00:41:51,575 --> 00:41:54,305 but your daughter's on the phone and she does say it's urgent. 693 00:41:54,411 --> 00:41:55,503 Okay. 694 00:41:56,447 --> 00:41:58,415 Excuse me for one minute. 695 00:41:58,549 --> 00:42:01,450 She told me she's moving out. What the hell is going on, Dad? 696 00:42:01,552 --> 00:42:04,077 Sweetheart, your mother's going through a very tough time. 697 00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:06,520 - Don't make excuses for her. - I'm not. 698 00:42:06,624 --> 00:42:08,558 You know, I'm just gonna come over there. This is silly. 699 00:42:08,659 --> 00:42:10,320 Jenna, I'm fine. 700 00:42:10,427 --> 00:42:11,985 It's something between your mother and me. 701 00:42:12,096 --> 00:42:14,428 We'll work it out. We always do. 702 00:42:15,966 --> 00:42:19,265 Right now, I want you to look after yourself, okay? 703 00:42:20,604 --> 00:42:21,764 Okay. 704 00:42:23,841 --> 00:42:26,207 You sure you don't want a little company? 705 00:42:27,244 --> 00:42:30,270 Trust me, my current patient is company enough. 706 00:42:30,414 --> 00:42:31,472 Okay. 707 00:42:31,582 --> 00:42:34,676 Okay, sweetheart. I have to go back to work now. 708 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,350 - Daddy? - Yeah? 709 00:42:39,189 --> 00:42:40,554 It's a girl. 710 00:42:41,158 --> 00:42:43,126 We're having a baby girl. 711 00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:48,197 Say something. 712 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,126 I'm... 713 00:42:52,970 --> 00:42:54,494 I'm so happy. 714 00:43:00,344 --> 00:43:03,643 I got to go now, sweetheart. 715 00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:04,839 Okay? 716 00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:06,875 Okay. 717 00:43:08,118 --> 00:43:10,087 I'll see you later. I love you. 718 00:43:10,087 --> 00:43:10,382 I'll see you later. I love you. 719 00:43:10,854 --> 00:43:12,185 I love you. 720 00:43:41,185 --> 00:43:42,413 Hold that thought. 721 00:43:42,519 --> 00:43:43,645 Your timing's perfect. 722 00:43:43,754 --> 00:43:46,917 My folks just dropped by. I want you to meet them. 723 00:43:47,992 --> 00:43:49,016 What? 724 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:51,660 - Joey. - What up, Ken? 725 00:43:51,762 --> 00:43:53,491 I'm going with you. 726 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:56,156 You're full of shit. 727 00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,831 - I'm serious, man. When do we leave? - Dude, don't fuck with me. 728 00:43:59,937 --> 00:44:00,961 I'm not. You're right. 729 00:44:01,071 --> 00:44:03,437 If we don't leave Wisconsin now, we never will. 730 00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:06,407 Besides, without me, you'll never get laid. 731 00:44:06,510 --> 00:44:08,740 - Are you serious? - I'm serious. 732 00:44:09,213 --> 00:44:11,374 - You're serious. - I'm serious. 733 00:44:11,882 --> 00:44:14,442 - You got any cash? - $5,000. 734 00:44:14,551 --> 00:44:16,109 - You? - $700. 735 00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:18,814 - And a fuckload of cheese. - To cheese. 736 00:44:30,364 --> 00:44:33,060 - Hello. - Are you going to be much longer? 737 00:44:34,735 --> 00:44:35,861 Probably not, no. 738 00:44:35,970 --> 00:44:38,097 Could you just come home now, please? 739 00:44:38,306 --> 00:44:41,241 I just need a few minutes. Matthew has been fussy all day. 740 00:44:41,342 --> 00:44:42,741 I think it's his stomach. 741 00:44:43,077 --> 00:44:45,170 And I need some goat's milk. 742 00:44:47,348 --> 00:44:48,747 Okay, I'll be home soon. 743 00:44:48,850 --> 00:44:50,010 Thanks. 744 00:44:51,285 --> 00:44:52,343 Okay. 745 00:45:40,167 --> 00:45:42,328 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 746 00:45:43,304 --> 00:45:47,604 I'm sorry. I can't stand us being like this at each other all the time. 747 00:45:49,110 --> 00:45:51,237 We have to try harder, okay? 748 00:45:52,179 --> 00:45:54,374 I'm gonna try a lot harder. 749 00:45:59,854 --> 00:46:01,082 I can't. 750 00:46:01,622 --> 00:46:02,714 What? 751 00:46:04,825 --> 00:46:07,760 It's no good, Lise. This isn't working. 752 00:46:09,597 --> 00:46:11,462 What are you talking about? 753 00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:14,224 Look, we have to admit it. 754 00:46:14,335 --> 00:46:17,736 This is destroying us and it's gonna destroy Matty. 755 00:46:19,740 --> 00:46:21,037 Who is it? 756 00:46:21,742 --> 00:46:23,539 - Who? - What's her name? 757 00:46:23,644 --> 00:46:25,305 What? No, that's not what I'm talking about. 758 00:46:25,413 --> 00:46:28,177 What exactly are you talking about, Chris? 759 00:46:29,417 --> 00:46:31,146 I'm talking about trying... 760 00:46:31,252 --> 00:46:34,710 I'm talking about trying to do this apart, for a little while at least. 761 00:46:34,822 --> 00:46:37,120 To do what? To raise a child? 762 00:46:37,224 --> 00:46:38,521 To build a family? What, Chris? 763 00:46:38,626 --> 00:46:41,720 No, I'm trying to understand what the fuck you're saying here. 764 00:46:41,829 --> 00:46:44,559 Or haven't you even really thought about that? 765 00:46:44,665 --> 00:46:45,723 Shit. 766 00:46:47,201 --> 00:46:48,691 Of course I've thought about it. 767 00:46:48,803 --> 00:46:49,827 It's all I think about! 768 00:46:49,937 --> 00:46:50,904 - Really? - Yeah. 769 00:46:51,005 --> 00:46:52,802 Or have you just thought about yourself? 770 00:46:52,907 --> 00:46:54,602 Do you think that this is good for him? 771 00:46:54,709 --> 00:46:55,835 That kid is gonna hate us 772 00:46:55,943 --> 00:46:59,435 if he has to grow up listening to us fight all day long. 773 00:47:00,881 --> 00:47:02,610 So that's it, then. 774 00:47:04,085 --> 00:47:05,575 What about me? 775 00:47:06,220 --> 00:47:09,747 - Am I just so easy to walk away from? - Lisa, I love you. 776 00:47:09,857 --> 00:47:14,624 Don't you fucking say that to me! You have no idea what love is, Chris! 777 00:47:14,729 --> 00:47:16,287 Lisa. Listen. 778 00:47:16,764 --> 00:47:19,232 We have a problem and we have to face it. 779 00:47:19,333 --> 00:47:22,791 Oh, you're right, Chris. You are absolutely right. 780 00:47:24,805 --> 00:47:27,399 Get the fuck out, you fucking asshole! 781 00:47:30,344 --> 00:47:32,938 You know what? If you want to go, go. 782 00:47:33,447 --> 00:47:36,177 I release you. Go be free. 783 00:47:36,984 --> 00:47:40,283 But don't you ever expect to see me or your child ever again, ever! 784 00:47:40,388 --> 00:47:42,481 Lisa, stop it. Jesus, stop it. 785 00:47:44,759 --> 00:47:46,852 Just go. Please. Go. 786 00:48:07,882 --> 00:48:09,907 - You're staying at a motel? - No, it's a hotel. 787 00:48:10,017 --> 00:48:12,008 And it's really very nice. They've got a gym... 788 00:48:12,119 --> 00:48:14,679 Come on, Mom. Please. This is ridiculous. 789 00:48:15,156 --> 00:48:18,250 It's what I chose to do. I'm going to find a place soon. 790 00:48:18,526 --> 00:48:21,893 - And you really think you can start over? - You mean at my age? 791 00:48:21,996 --> 00:48:24,863 - Yes, yes I do. - I'm still breathing, aren't I? 792 00:48:24,965 --> 00:48:26,432 I'm still here. 793 00:48:26,534 --> 00:48:28,661 It's a long time ago. Daddy'll understand. 794 00:48:28,769 --> 00:48:31,670 No, that's... That's not the point of this. 795 00:48:31,839 --> 00:48:34,307 You've been together since college. 796 00:48:35,076 --> 00:48:36,100 Yup. 797 00:48:36,877 --> 00:48:39,812 And do you know how miserable I've been almost the whole time? 798 00:48:39,914 --> 00:48:42,246 - I don't think that's true. - Well, I've just kept it from you. 799 00:48:42,349 --> 00:48:43,373 Yeah, trust me, Mom, 800 00:48:43,484 --> 00:48:45,679 you're not that good at hiding your emotions. 801 00:48:45,786 --> 00:48:46,980 Really? 802 00:48:47,621 --> 00:48:50,681 I'm sorry. You make this difficult because you want it that way. 803 00:48:50,791 --> 00:48:52,224 Men are easy. 804 00:48:53,894 --> 00:48:55,862 And you've been with Michael, what, 805 00:48:55,963 --> 00:48:58,022 - three years, right? - Yeah. 806 00:48:58,499 --> 00:49:00,797 And it took me less than half an hour to figure him out. 807 00:49:00,901 --> 00:49:03,665 - Wow. Oh, you're lucky. Jeez. - Mom. 808 00:49:04,138 --> 00:49:06,106 You know exactly what Daddy wants. 809 00:49:06,207 --> 00:49:09,506 And you know how to make him happy and how to make him miserable. 810 00:49:09,610 --> 00:49:11,237 Every woman does. 811 00:49:11,846 --> 00:49:14,679 If you're bored, Mom, you know, that's your fault, not his. 812 00:49:14,782 --> 00:49:15,942 Bored. 813 00:49:17,651 --> 00:49:19,915 You've always been your father's daughter, 814 00:49:20,020 --> 00:49:22,011 and if you want to side with him this time, that's fine. 815 00:49:22,123 --> 00:49:24,455 - This is not about sides, Mom. - Don't! 816 00:49:28,095 --> 00:49:31,656 Don't pretend that you know what goes into a 30-year marriage, 817 00:49:31,765 --> 00:49:33,960 because you don't have a clue. 818 00:49:34,435 --> 00:49:36,266 You don't have a clue. 819 00:49:41,275 --> 00:49:44,369 Are you all right? I'm sorry. I don't want to upset you. 820 00:49:44,478 --> 00:49:47,106 Can we have some chamomile tea, please? 821 00:49:50,017 --> 00:49:52,008 - Hello. - Hey, it's Michael. 822 00:49:52,486 --> 00:49:55,080 Hey, Michael! I've been thinking about you. 823 00:49:55,189 --> 00:49:57,487 Really? What kind of thoughts? 824 00:49:57,591 --> 00:50:00,321 You know exactly what kind of thoughts. 825 00:50:02,496 --> 00:50:04,987 - What are you doing? - I'm at work. 826 00:50:05,366 --> 00:50:08,233 Yeah, I'm trying to picture it. Where's your office? 827 00:50:08,402 --> 00:50:09,664 It's Zander-Cohen. 828 00:50:09,770 --> 00:50:12,261 It's a pretty big architecture firm. 829 00:50:12,773 --> 00:50:15,037 Impressive. Do you have a view? 830 00:50:16,644 --> 00:50:18,475 Yeah. It's a nice view. 831 00:50:18,579 --> 00:50:21,241 Yeah? Can you see what I'm doing? 832 00:50:21,348 --> 00:50:23,043 It's not that nice. 833 00:50:26,754 --> 00:50:30,087 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. I'm sorry. 834 00:50:31,492 --> 00:50:33,790 So are we still on for tonight? 835 00:50:35,496 --> 00:50:36,622 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 836 00:50:36,730 --> 00:50:40,029 So, like, 8:00, right? You want me to pick you up? 837 00:50:40,334 --> 00:50:42,529 Yeah, 8:00. I'll be waiting. 838 00:50:42,636 --> 00:50:44,331 All right, cool. Bye. 839 00:50:46,774 --> 00:50:48,241 Who was that? 840 00:50:50,544 --> 00:50:52,136 Just this friend. 841 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,110 Do you have a friend I don't know? 842 00:50:55,216 --> 00:50:58,276 This guy from school. Going through a divorce. 843 00:51:03,591 --> 00:51:06,287 By the way, I was going to ask you a favor. 844 00:51:06,393 --> 00:51:06,927 What? 845 00:51:06,927 --> 00:51:07,450 What? 846 00:51:08,796 --> 00:51:11,890 I was gonna go out with him tonight and Jenna fucking hates him, 847 00:51:11,999 --> 00:51:15,093 so I'm just gonna tell her I'm with you, if that's cool. 848 00:51:16,737 --> 00:51:18,898 You're fucking around on her. 849 00:51:20,107 --> 00:51:21,199 What? 850 00:51:21,775 --> 00:51:23,640 It's a guy from school. 851 00:51:24,878 --> 00:51:27,438 No. Don't get me involved in this, please. 852 00:51:27,548 --> 00:51:30,016 How can you fuck around on Jenna? She's perfect. 853 00:51:30,117 --> 00:51:32,517 She's beautiful. She's like a guy. 854 00:51:32,620 --> 00:51:34,713 What more could you ask for? 855 00:51:35,823 --> 00:51:38,815 - I'm telling her I'm with you. - No. Michael, what are you doing? 856 00:51:38,926 --> 00:51:41,690 Don't tell her you're out with me. No, I'm gonna screw it up. I can't lie. 857 00:51:41,795 --> 00:51:44,161 You're both gonna hate me forever. Leave me out of it. 858 00:51:44,265 --> 00:51:46,927 - I have faith in you. - No. Come here. Michael. Come here. 859 00:51:47,034 --> 00:51:48,296 Michael, Michael. 860 00:51:48,402 --> 00:51:50,632 Hey, Michael, come here a second. 861 00:51:51,205 --> 00:51:52,934 My boss said to tell you that there's this guy 862 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,907 who really wants to buy this thing coming by tomorrow. 863 00:51:56,010 --> 00:51:57,534 But he is full of shit. 864 00:51:57,645 --> 00:51:59,272 I mean, I've worked here for three years. 865 00:51:59,380 --> 00:52:01,871 You're the first people I ever showed it to. 866 00:52:03,117 --> 00:52:06,314 Smoked a lot of weed in there, though. It's good for that. 867 00:52:07,488 --> 00:52:09,820 - Hello. - Izzy, your father, he isn't breathing. 868 00:52:09,957 --> 00:52:11,117 You need to get home quickly. 869 00:52:11,225 --> 00:52:12,192 Okay. 870 00:52:12,493 --> 00:52:14,927 I called the ambulance and the fire volunteers. 871 00:52:15,029 --> 00:52:16,155 I gotta go. 872 00:52:20,334 --> 00:52:22,268 Chris is moving into Kenny's? 873 00:52:22,369 --> 00:52:25,429 I think so, so they can, like, figure some stuff out. 874 00:52:25,539 --> 00:52:27,029 I don't get it. He has a child. 875 00:52:27,141 --> 00:52:28,836 I know, but, come on, you've seen them together. 876 00:52:28,942 --> 00:52:29,931 She's sort of lost her mind. 877 00:52:30,044 --> 00:52:32,979 - This is her fault? - It's nobody's fault. It's just... 878 00:52:33,681 --> 00:52:35,740 I don't know. I think he just needs to talk to somebody. 879 00:52:35,849 --> 00:52:37,373 - Okay. - I'm not gonna be late. 880 00:52:37,484 --> 00:52:40,510 - I'll be at my dad's till around 11:00. - Okay. 881 00:52:40,621 --> 00:52:43,852 God, what's happening? Everyone around us is falling apart. 882 00:52:44,224 --> 00:52:45,350 I know. 883 00:52:51,465 --> 00:52:53,194 - Have fun. - Thanks. 884 00:53:07,481 --> 00:53:08,743 - Hi! - I got this! 885 00:53:09,049 --> 00:53:10,380 I don't need it! 886 00:53:14,588 --> 00:53:16,055 - Oh, my God! - My God! 887 00:53:16,156 --> 00:53:18,215 Oh, my God. My top is totally clinging. 888 00:53:18,325 --> 00:53:19,349 You can see everything. 889 00:53:19,460 --> 00:53:21,257 Don't worry, I promise I won't look. 890 00:53:21,362 --> 00:53:22,920 Then I'll be insulted. 891 00:53:25,632 --> 00:53:28,294 - Well, I don't want to offend you. - Well, then. 892 00:53:33,941 --> 00:53:35,306 Your top's wet. 893 00:53:36,210 --> 00:53:38,269 Okay. Where am I going? 894 00:53:38,379 --> 00:53:41,041 Straight ahead. Turn left. 895 00:53:45,119 --> 00:53:46,814 Your kind of party, huh? 896 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,753 I was never in a fraternity. I was much too serious. 897 00:53:49,857 --> 00:53:52,826 I bet you were 29 even when you were 19. 898 00:53:52,926 --> 00:53:54,621 Put it this way. If I had to do it again, 899 00:53:54,728 --> 00:53:56,525 I'd do it knowing that after you graduate, 900 00:53:56,630 --> 00:53:59,098 no one ever gives a fuck what your GPA was. 901 00:53:59,867 --> 00:54:01,732 Hey! Kim! 902 00:54:02,369 --> 00:54:03,666 Hi! 903 00:54:03,771 --> 00:54:05,796 This is Sara, and Bridgitte and John. 904 00:54:05,906 --> 00:54:07,999 - Hey. How's it going? - Cool. 905 00:54:08,208 --> 00:54:09,539 Sorry about that. 906 00:54:11,645 --> 00:54:14,205 At the tone, please record your message. 907 00:54:15,149 --> 00:54:18,607 Chris, it's Jenna. Michael and you both have your cell phones off. 908 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:22,154 Listen, lzzy's dad just died. 909 00:54:22,256 --> 00:54:26,192 We're all gonna head over there, so I guess I'll see you guys there. Bye. 910 00:54:28,796 --> 00:54:30,923 Go ahead. I'll be okay. 911 00:54:31,432 --> 00:54:34,868 - I want things to be okay, Daddy. - I know. 912 00:54:35,235 --> 00:54:37,226 Go ahead. Take care of your friend. 913 00:54:37,337 --> 00:54:39,134 I'm fine. I really am. 914 00:55:27,788 --> 00:55:30,256 You have no messages. Main menu. 915 00:56:11,198 --> 00:56:13,223 - Hey. - Hello, Jenna. 916 00:56:13,333 --> 00:56:16,097 - I'm so sorry. - Thank you, darling. 917 00:56:16,203 --> 00:56:17,261 Thank you. 918 00:56:17,804 --> 00:56:21,069 Thank you for coming. Go. Everybody is in the back room. 919 00:56:21,174 --> 00:56:22,801 - Okay. - Thank you. 920 00:56:25,178 --> 00:56:26,770 Hey. Thanks for coming. 921 00:56:29,182 --> 00:56:32,845 - I don't know what to say. Are you okay? - No. I don't know. 922 00:56:33,487 --> 00:56:35,717 The last thing I did was quit on him. 923 00:56:36,290 --> 00:56:37,848 He knew you loved him. 924 00:56:39,860 --> 00:56:41,157 - Hey. - Hey. 925 00:56:41,862 --> 00:56:43,295 Hey, where's Michael? 926 00:56:43,397 --> 00:56:45,490 He went out with Chris. I haven't been able to reach them. 927 00:56:45,599 --> 00:56:47,396 No, Chris is in the kitchen. 928 00:56:48,802 --> 00:56:50,736 - Good. I'll be back. - Okay. 929 00:57:01,381 --> 00:57:02,405 Hey. 930 00:57:04,585 --> 00:57:06,917 - Michael's not here. - Why not? 931 00:57:08,455 --> 00:57:10,753 I don't know. Did you try him at home? 932 00:57:21,568 --> 00:57:23,900 Hi, you've reached Michael and Jenna... 933 00:57:32,713 --> 00:57:34,840 Hey, he's not there and his cell's still turned off. 934 00:57:34,948 --> 00:57:37,781 You told him you were coming here. He knows, right? 935 00:57:38,452 --> 00:57:40,113 I told him. Or, I mean... 936 00:57:41,722 --> 00:57:43,451 What? Did you? 937 00:57:44,791 --> 00:57:47,157 Oh, man. I'm not gonna do this. 938 00:57:48,962 --> 00:57:51,624 - I can't do this. - Do what? 939 00:57:52,099 --> 00:57:54,567 - What's wrong? - Can't do what? 940 00:57:54,835 --> 00:57:56,962 - Chris? Chris, can't do what? - Jenna, please. 941 00:57:57,070 --> 00:57:59,664 - Can't do what, Chris? - You should just talk to Michael. 942 00:57:59,773 --> 00:58:01,638 Talk to him about what, Chris? 943 00:58:02,576 --> 00:58:04,771 What the hell are you talking about? 944 00:58:04,878 --> 00:58:07,039 Listen, don't ask me any more questions, please. 945 00:58:07,147 --> 00:58:08,136 He should be telling you. 946 00:58:08,248 --> 00:58:08,482 - Tell me what? - I don't know! 947 00:58:08,482 --> 00:58:09,915 - Tell me what? - I don't know! 948 00:58:10,017 --> 00:58:11,780 - Where is he? - I don't know! 949 00:58:12,252 --> 00:58:15,187 - Who is he with right now? - I don't know! 950 00:58:15,288 --> 00:58:16,550 Is he seeing somebody? 951 00:58:16,657 --> 00:58:18,420 - Why are you asking me? - Just tell me the truth. 952 00:58:18,525 --> 00:58:20,755 Is he seeing somebody else, Chris? Look at me! 953 00:58:20,861 --> 00:58:23,091 I'm looking at you. I don't know if he's seeing anybody else. 954 00:58:23,196 --> 00:58:24,720 You don't know. How could you not know? 955 00:58:24,831 --> 00:58:26,389 I don't know anything. 956 00:58:30,404 --> 00:58:31,393 Hey. This is Michael. 957 00:58:31,505 --> 00:58:33,097 - Leave a message... - What is with the yelling? 958 00:58:33,206 --> 00:58:35,470 - Where did he go? - I don't know. Jenna! 959 00:58:41,682 --> 00:58:43,912 Michael, call me as soon as you get this message. I'm gonna kill you. 960 00:58:44,017 --> 00:58:45,746 Oh, my God! What the hell are you doing? You're calling him? 961 00:58:45,852 --> 00:58:47,615 - No, that wasn't him. - To tell him what? What is this? 962 00:58:47,721 --> 00:58:49,655 - What the fuck is this? - I honestly have no fucking idea. 963 00:58:49,756 --> 00:58:51,485 - Yes, you do. Do you know her? - Just give me a break. 964 00:58:51,591 --> 00:58:52,649 - No, I don't. - Do you know her? 965 00:58:52,759 --> 00:58:55,159 - No! They just met. Be quiet. - What? 966 00:58:55,262 --> 00:58:58,060 Jenna, they're just... Listen to me. Whoa! 967 00:58:58,165 --> 00:58:59,257 God, I'm gonna kill him! 968 00:58:59,366 --> 00:59:01,994 Come here. Jenna! Come here! Come here! Come here! Jenna! 969 00:59:02,102 --> 00:59:03,626 They're just friends! 970 00:59:06,540 --> 00:59:07,598 Fuck! 971 00:59:19,019 --> 00:59:21,112 You make me feel 10 years younger. 972 00:59:21,388 --> 00:59:24,949 Ten years? Then I'm seducing a younger man. 973 00:59:25,058 --> 00:59:26,184 Excellent. 974 00:59:27,327 --> 00:59:30,125 You're trying to make me lose my mind, aren't you? 975 00:59:30,731 --> 00:59:32,323 I've already lost mine. 976 01:00:00,794 --> 01:00:01,886 Come on. 977 01:00:02,496 --> 01:00:04,987 Let's go back to my room. My roommate's gone. 978 01:00:05,766 --> 01:00:09,258 I can spend the whole night making love to you. 979 01:00:10,871 --> 01:00:12,771 Oh, my God. 980 01:00:20,347 --> 01:00:22,315 I can't. I can't. I gotta go. I gotta go. 981 01:00:22,415 --> 01:00:24,212 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. 982 01:00:24,317 --> 01:00:26,148 I gotta go. This isn't right. 983 01:00:26,253 --> 01:00:28,949 - Yeah, it is. - No, no, no. Kim, it isn't. 984 01:00:29,055 --> 01:00:31,580 And I don't know what I thought was gonna happen tonight. 985 01:00:31,691 --> 01:00:34,592 I definitely know what I hoped was gonna happen tonight. 986 01:00:35,295 --> 01:00:36,922 But this isn't cool. 987 01:00:37,030 --> 01:00:40,124 I really, really, really want to have sex with you. 988 01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,000 Yeah. I can tell. 989 01:00:45,672 --> 01:00:47,833 - You can tell that? - Yeah. 990 01:00:48,308 --> 01:00:49,798 Subtle signs. 991 01:00:52,145 --> 01:00:53,840 But I can't. I can't. 992 01:01:01,121 --> 01:01:02,349 I'm sorry. 993 01:01:11,398 --> 01:01:12,422 Michael? 994 01:01:16,336 --> 01:01:17,394 Okay. 995 01:01:18,572 --> 01:01:20,005 It's gonna be okay. 996 01:01:24,344 --> 01:01:26,005 He's gonna come home. 997 01:01:26,446 --> 01:01:28,107 He's gonna come home. 998 01:01:29,749 --> 01:01:31,410 He's gonna come home. 999 01:01:39,226 --> 01:01:40,818 Hey, this is Michael... 1000 01:01:56,109 --> 01:01:57,576 Do something for me. 1001 01:01:58,178 --> 01:01:59,236 What? 1002 01:02:00,347 --> 01:02:03,612 Go home, tell her that it's over and leave her. 1003 01:02:03,717 --> 01:02:06,550 - I can't. - What? You're an amazing guy. 1004 01:02:06,653 --> 01:02:08,621 You wouldn't be here with me right now 1005 01:02:08,722 --> 01:02:11,555 unless you knew something was missing in your life. 1006 01:02:11,992 --> 01:02:13,892 You can't force things. I mean, 1007 01:02:14,060 --> 01:02:17,291 relationships, they either work, or they don't. 1008 01:02:20,533 --> 01:02:23,161 I could be your last chance at happiness. 1009 01:02:42,088 --> 01:02:43,350 Come inside. 1010 01:02:48,929 --> 01:02:50,055 I can't. 1011 01:02:54,267 --> 01:02:55,598 Okay. Good night. 1012 01:03:23,930 --> 01:03:25,591 - Jenna? - Where are you? 1013 01:03:25,799 --> 01:03:27,232 Where are you? 1014 01:03:36,209 --> 01:03:37,733 No! No! No! 1015 01:03:38,378 --> 01:03:39,902 Oh, fuck! 1016 01:03:40,447 --> 01:03:42,574 - Jenna, I had an accident. - You asshole! 1017 01:03:42,682 --> 01:03:43,671 I had a car accident! 1018 01:03:43,783 --> 01:03:46,149 Who the fuck are you with, you bastard? 1019 01:03:46,686 --> 01:03:47,812 Jenna! 1020 01:03:48,755 --> 01:03:51,656 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 1021 01:03:51,758 --> 01:03:52,884 I knew this was gonna happen! 1022 01:03:52,993 --> 01:03:55,325 I knew this was gonna fucking happen. 1023 01:04:14,514 --> 01:04:16,914 I'm here. I'm here. 1024 01:04:18,485 --> 01:04:20,544 Why would you lie to me, Michael? 1025 01:04:20,987 --> 01:04:22,614 What are you talking about? 1026 01:04:22,722 --> 01:04:24,656 What were you doing all night? 1027 01:04:25,525 --> 01:04:26,856 I was with Chris. 1028 01:04:28,461 --> 01:04:31,487 God, you lying bastard. You make me so sick. 1029 01:04:31,631 --> 01:04:33,394 I was with Chris, I swear. 1030 01:04:37,237 --> 01:04:39,671 It's him. You want to ask him? You can ask him. Chris? 1031 01:04:39,773 --> 01:04:42,207 Jenna knows everything. I didn't tell her. 1032 01:04:42,809 --> 01:04:44,970 Michael? Hello? 1033 01:04:47,580 --> 01:04:49,411 You don't want me to talk to him? 1034 01:04:49,516 --> 01:04:51,780 Why, is that because you're a lying piece of shit? 1035 01:04:51,885 --> 01:04:53,443 I didn't do anything wrong, Jenna. 1036 01:04:53,553 --> 01:04:54,645 Who is she? 1037 01:04:54,954 --> 01:04:58,048 - What are you talking about? - I want to know who she is. 1038 01:04:58,191 --> 01:04:59,658 You're blowing this way out of proportion, baby. 1039 01:04:59,759 --> 01:05:01,750 Who were you with, Michael? 1040 01:05:04,397 --> 01:05:06,433 This girl I met. It was nothing. It was nothing. 1041 01:05:06,433 --> 01:05:07,092 This girl I met. It was nothing. It was nothing. 1042 01:05:12,105 --> 01:05:13,936 Did you have sex with her? 1043 01:05:14,507 --> 01:05:16,998 Tell me. Did you cheat on me, asshole? 1044 01:05:18,445 --> 01:05:19,639 I kissed her. 1045 01:05:22,515 --> 01:05:25,075 It was one kiss and it meant absolutely nothing, baby! 1046 01:05:25,185 --> 01:05:26,618 I did such a stupid thing! 1047 01:05:26,719 --> 01:05:30,519 - It was a stupid thing. I'm so sorry. - You make me sick, you fucking slut. 1048 01:05:30,623 --> 01:05:31,681 Slut? 1049 01:05:37,163 --> 01:05:40,360 "Kim"? You have her number programmed into your cell phone? 1050 01:05:40,467 --> 01:05:42,560 - Who is this dirty whore? - I didn't sleep with her! 1051 01:05:42,669 --> 01:05:44,569 - Who is this fucking whore? - I didn't sleep with her! 1052 01:05:44,671 --> 01:05:46,036 - No. But you wanted to, right? - No! 1053 01:05:46,139 --> 01:05:47,936 - Bullshit. Is she prettier than me? - No! 1054 01:05:48,041 --> 01:05:49,030 - Liar! - No, Jen! 1055 01:05:49,142 --> 01:05:50,666 What am I supposed to do now, huh? 1056 01:05:50,777 --> 01:05:52,506 What the fuck am I supposed to do now? 1057 01:05:52,612 --> 01:05:53,874 You've ruined everything! 1058 01:05:53,980 --> 01:05:55,845 Will you listen to me? Nothing happened! 1059 01:05:55,949 --> 01:05:58,611 Nothing? You kissed her. 1060 01:05:58,718 --> 01:06:01,448 You were out with another woman all night. I'm pregnant. 1061 01:06:01,554 --> 01:06:04,250 - Is that fucking nothing to you? - Yes! No! 1062 01:06:04,357 --> 01:06:07,554 How many times did you kiss her? Don't you dare lie to me. 1063 01:06:09,162 --> 01:06:10,390 Several times. 1064 01:06:11,731 --> 01:06:14,256 Oh, God, you make me sick! 1065 01:06:14,367 --> 01:06:16,597 But it didn't mean anything, baby. She made me realize 1066 01:06:16,703 --> 01:06:19,069 I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I know that now. 1067 01:06:19,172 --> 01:06:23,233 I'm three months pregnant and you're already out trying to fuck other women! 1068 01:06:23,676 --> 01:06:25,507 What's gonna happen 10 years from now? 1069 01:06:25,612 --> 01:06:28,137 How could I ever trust anything you say again? 1070 01:06:28,248 --> 01:06:29,374 Jenna. 1071 01:06:29,916 --> 01:06:31,611 Fuck you, man. It's over. 1072 01:06:31,784 --> 01:06:32,978 - Jenna. - Get out right now. 1073 01:06:33,086 --> 01:06:35,077 I'll tell you when you can come back and get your shit. 1074 01:06:35,188 --> 01:06:36,587 Maybe Kimmy can help you pack. 1075 01:06:36,689 --> 01:06:38,657 - Jenna, we're having a baby. - No. 1076 01:06:38,825 --> 01:06:43,159 No, I am the one having this baby. I'm the pregnant one, not you. 1077 01:06:43,263 --> 01:06:47,700 And she's better off with no father than a lying asshole like you! 1078 01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:49,631 You're overreacting. It was a couple kisses. 1079 01:06:49,736 --> 01:06:51,328 After three years, Jenna, things happen. 1080 01:06:51,437 --> 01:06:54,235 - Not to me, they don't! Get out! - And go where? 1081 01:06:54,340 --> 01:06:56,740 Get out of here! Go back to fucking Kim! 1082 01:06:56,843 --> 01:06:58,606 What, are you gonna fucking stab me, Jenna? 1083 01:06:58,711 --> 01:07:00,269 - Get out! - Are you out of your fucking mind? 1084 01:07:00,380 --> 01:07:02,211 - Get the fuck out of here! - Are you out of your fucking mind? 1085 01:07:02,315 --> 01:07:05,478 - Get the fuck out! - Fuck you! Fuck you! 1086 01:07:29,375 --> 01:07:31,570 - Hello. - Hey. Don't hang up. 1087 01:07:32,011 --> 01:07:34,571 Look, I'm so sorry about before. I think... 1088 01:07:34,881 --> 01:07:37,213 God, I must've had too much to drink or something, 1089 01:07:37,317 --> 01:07:41,083 but if I promise not to try to kiss you or anything, 1090 01:07:41,187 --> 01:07:43,519 will you come over here and talk to me? 1091 01:07:44,123 --> 01:07:46,284 I really need to talk to you. 1092 01:09:01,968 --> 01:09:03,060 Anna? 1093 01:09:10,510 --> 01:09:11,602 Anna? 1094 01:09:34,734 --> 01:09:37,100 - Hi. - Hey. 1095 01:09:38,638 --> 01:09:40,401 I promise I won't touch you. 1096 01:10:59,485 --> 01:11:00,452 Hey. 1097 01:11:01,287 --> 01:11:04,415 I don't care about tomorrow or anything else. 1098 01:11:05,525 --> 01:11:07,390 I just care that you're here. 1099 01:11:52,104 --> 01:11:53,196 Fuck! 1100 01:11:54,540 --> 01:11:56,770 Oh, fuck! 1101 01:12:15,027 --> 01:12:17,086 Why'd you leave without saying goodbye? 1102 01:12:17,196 --> 01:12:20,563 I have to go to this work thing. I didn't want to wake you up. 1103 01:12:21,534 --> 01:12:23,092 Have you seen my keys? 1104 01:12:29,075 --> 01:12:31,543 You can't wait to get back to her, can you? 1105 01:12:32,211 --> 01:12:34,577 Can you just please help me find my keys? 1106 01:12:34,780 --> 01:12:36,008 What did I do? 1107 01:12:39,218 --> 01:12:42,346 You didn't do anything, Kim. You're amazing. 1108 01:12:42,555 --> 01:12:45,115 You were amazing. Last night was perfect. 1109 01:12:53,499 --> 01:12:54,557 Here. 1110 01:12:58,471 --> 01:12:59,563 Thank you. 1111 01:13:01,374 --> 01:13:02,932 Are you gonna call me? 1112 01:13:04,110 --> 01:13:05,338 I'll call you. 1113 01:14:13,479 --> 01:14:15,106 Unlock the door, Jenna. 1114 01:14:15,381 --> 01:14:17,849 I'm packing. Come back later. The house will be empty. 1115 01:14:17,950 --> 01:14:21,545 No. You have to come talk to me. Things are not going to end like this. 1116 01:14:21,654 --> 01:14:25,454 - Like I did this. Move your foot. - I panicked. I made a huge mistake. 1117 01:14:26,959 --> 01:14:27,926 Fuck! 1118 01:14:29,161 --> 01:14:30,560 Jenna, open the door! 1119 01:14:31,030 --> 01:14:32,463 Michael? 1120 01:14:32,565 --> 01:14:35,500 - Is anything wrong? - Everything's fine. I locked myself out. 1121 01:14:35,601 --> 01:14:39,867 - Jenna, you're having our baby! - Yeah, well, maybe I won't keep it! 1122 01:14:40,306 --> 01:14:41,705 Don't you ever say that, Jenna. 1123 01:14:41,807 --> 01:14:44,002 Don't ever say anything like that ever again! 1124 01:14:44,110 --> 01:14:46,670 I can do whatever the hell I want. We're not married, remember? 1125 01:14:46,779 --> 01:14:49,976 - We're both free, just like you wanted. - I made a mistake. 1126 01:14:50,082 --> 01:14:53,074 You're right. Too late, man. Move your goddamn foot. 1127 01:14:56,689 --> 01:14:57,678 Hi. 1128 01:15:13,472 --> 01:15:14,564 Hi, darling. 1129 01:15:18,544 --> 01:15:19,772 What's going on? 1130 01:15:22,982 --> 01:15:24,347 Jenna? 1131 01:15:25,217 --> 01:15:26,479 Sweetheart. 1132 01:15:31,490 --> 01:15:32,650 Oh, honey. 1133 01:15:37,329 --> 01:15:39,957 Sweetheart, what's the matter? 1134 01:15:44,937 --> 01:15:47,929 All right, come on. Come on, just come in. 1135 01:15:49,775 --> 01:15:51,868 Oh, sweetie. You'll be fine, sweetheart. 1136 01:16:20,806 --> 01:16:22,865 - Jenna? - Hey, it's me. 1137 01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:56,631 - Hello. - Is she there? 1138 01:17:59,538 --> 01:18:00,596 Anna? 1139 01:18:01,874 --> 01:18:04,206 I'm coming over. Please don't tell her. 1140 01:18:21,727 --> 01:18:23,957 I know I'm being such a pain in the ass right now, 1141 01:18:24,063 --> 01:18:25,724 but I had to come and see you. 1142 01:18:25,831 --> 01:18:27,355 - Hi. - Hi. 1143 01:18:27,466 --> 01:18:30,196 I know you're like, "This girl's a freak, get her away from me," 1144 01:18:30,302 --> 01:18:33,760 but I have something for you. 1145 01:18:42,014 --> 01:18:44,107 Don't you want to know what it is? 1146 01:18:45,150 --> 01:18:48,847 I made you, like, the best mix CD ever. I mean, there's a ton of stuff on it. 1147 01:18:48,954 --> 01:18:50,012 Like some really cool Madison bands 1148 01:18:50,122 --> 01:18:51,419 that I'm sure you've never heard of before. 1149 01:18:51,523 --> 01:18:53,582 And, like, the first song that we danced to. 1150 01:18:53,692 --> 01:18:55,956 And there's also, like, this song of me playing the flute 1151 01:18:56,061 --> 01:18:59,360 which you're gonna think is totally God-awful. But I thought it'd... 1152 01:18:59,465 --> 01:19:00,727 - Kim. - What? 1153 01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:03,269 There's something I have to tell you. 1154 01:19:03,269 --> 01:19:03,735 There's something I have to tell you. 1155 01:19:07,139 --> 01:19:10,973 I'm having a baby with a woman that I'm very much in love with. 1156 01:19:15,314 --> 01:19:18,579 You told me that you were confused, that you wanted to leave her. 1157 01:19:18,684 --> 01:19:21,710 I know. I was confused, Kim. I was so confused. 1158 01:19:21,820 --> 01:19:24,983 And it was wrong of me to get you tangled up in that. 1159 01:19:25,090 --> 01:19:27,718 How could you not tell me that you were having a baby? 1160 01:19:27,826 --> 01:19:30,590 Because I'm an asshole. I did a bad thing. 1161 01:19:31,830 --> 01:19:32,819 I have no excuse. 1162 01:19:32,932 --> 01:19:35,127 There nothing I can say to you 1163 01:19:35,234 --> 01:19:39,762 other than that I'm so sorry, and it's really not about you at all. 1164 01:19:39,872 --> 01:19:41,772 Why do people always say that? 1165 01:19:42,641 --> 01:19:46,008 How can it not be about me if you can sleep with me one minute, 1166 01:19:46,111 --> 01:19:48,272 and then walk out on me the next? 1167 01:19:49,014 --> 01:19:50,481 I'm sorry, Kim. 1168 01:19:52,084 --> 01:19:53,483 I gotta go. 1169 01:20:11,170 --> 01:20:12,330 - All right. - All right. 1170 01:20:12,438 --> 01:20:13,996 No, you'll be fine. 1171 01:20:14,506 --> 01:20:16,303 You are the suckiest driver. 1172 01:20:17,409 --> 01:20:19,639 No way. I'm not. 1173 01:20:20,312 --> 01:20:23,213 Well, how many miles do you think you guys will be making fun of me for? 1174 01:20:23,315 --> 01:20:24,805 I'd say pretty much the whole entire way. 1175 01:20:24,917 --> 01:20:26,578 I'm not going to make fun of you. 1176 01:20:26,685 --> 01:20:28,448 I think there's a bus stop... 1177 01:20:28,721 --> 01:20:31,121 - Is there a bus down there? Oh, good. - It's four miles. 1178 01:20:31,223 --> 01:20:33,088 Because my friends aren't giving me a ride home, so... 1179 01:20:33,192 --> 01:20:34,955 I think it's going to rain. 1180 01:20:36,328 --> 01:20:37,852 Sorry I'm not coming, guys. 1181 01:20:37,963 --> 01:20:41,421 - No, don't apologize. - No. You're doing the right thing, man. 1182 01:20:45,471 --> 01:20:47,336 - Send a postcard? - Sure. 1183 01:20:47,673 --> 01:20:48,731 Call me. 1184 01:20:50,342 --> 01:20:51,502 Fly's down. 1185 01:21:25,377 --> 01:21:26,435 Honey. 1186 01:21:28,747 --> 01:21:30,374 Michael's coming over. 1187 01:21:32,251 --> 01:21:34,310 - You told him I was here? - He knew. 1188 01:21:34,420 --> 01:21:36,047 Come on, Mom. 1189 01:21:41,260 --> 01:21:44,161 Jenna, sweetheart, look, I know. I know it hurts like hell 1190 01:21:44,263 --> 01:21:46,163 and I am sorry, I really am. 1191 01:21:46,265 --> 01:21:49,132 But you know, two days ago you told me these things happen... 1192 01:21:49,234 --> 01:21:51,259 You and Daddy have been together 30 years, Mom. 1193 01:21:51,370 --> 01:21:53,565 We aren't even married yet and he's already cheating on me. 1194 01:21:53,672 --> 01:21:54,764 I know. I know. 1195 01:21:54,873 --> 01:21:57,171 And I really don't need you to defend him right now, okay? 1196 01:21:57,276 --> 01:22:01,269 I'm not. There's nothing to defend. It's despicable. He did an awful thing. 1197 01:22:01,380 --> 01:22:04,349 It's not an awful thing, Mom. It's an unforgivable thing. 1198 01:22:04,450 --> 01:22:05,747 Unforgivable? 1199 01:22:10,155 --> 01:22:11,588 What do you want? 1200 01:22:11,723 --> 01:22:15,523 - I just want to talk to you! - Get out of here! It's over! 1201 01:22:16,061 --> 01:22:18,859 - Jenna? - You hear me? It's over! 1202 01:22:25,704 --> 01:22:28,639 - So what are we supposed to do? - Let him in. 1203 01:22:33,178 --> 01:22:34,236 Thank you. 1204 01:22:35,047 --> 01:22:37,208 No, wait. Let me talk to her again. 1205 01:22:41,553 --> 01:22:43,350 Jenna. Open up. 1206 01:22:44,123 --> 01:22:47,024 Michael's not here. He's outside with your dad. 1207 01:22:47,759 --> 01:22:48,885 Jenna. 1208 01:22:59,805 --> 01:23:02,273 Have you got something to say for yourself? 1209 01:23:07,279 --> 01:23:10,407 I don't know, I'm... I panicked. I got scared. 1210 01:23:12,217 --> 01:23:13,616 Well, that's a very compelling argument. 1211 01:23:13,719 --> 01:23:16,119 You won't have any trouble convincing her of that. 1212 01:23:17,756 --> 01:23:19,747 What the fuck were you thinking? 1213 01:23:20,392 --> 01:23:21,984 Did you just get bored? 1214 01:23:22,828 --> 01:23:26,161 - No, I'm just an idiot. - On that much, we're agreed. 1215 01:23:28,367 --> 01:23:29,834 I love her, Stephen. 1216 01:23:30,202 --> 01:23:32,864 I realize now I love her more than I will ever love anybody else. 1217 01:23:32,971 --> 01:23:34,268 Stop talking about love. 1218 01:23:34,373 --> 01:23:36,603 Every asshole in the world says he loves somebody. 1219 01:23:36,708 --> 01:23:38,335 - It means nothing. - But it's true. 1220 01:23:38,443 --> 01:23:40,411 It still doesn't mean anything. 1221 01:23:40,746 --> 01:23:43,180 What you feel only matters to you. 1222 01:23:43,415 --> 01:23:47,374 It's what you do to the people you say you love, that's what matters. 1223 01:23:47,486 --> 01:23:49,477 It's the only thing that counts. 1224 01:23:49,755 --> 01:23:51,848 And you did do this thing, right? 1225 01:24:01,400 --> 01:24:04,927 I just saw the rest of my life, and there were no more surprises. 1226 01:24:06,672 --> 01:24:07,832 This was it. 1227 01:24:09,074 --> 01:24:10,666 I mean, it was great... 1228 01:24:12,311 --> 01:24:13,539 But it was it. 1229 01:24:22,955 --> 01:24:25,150 What makes you think this isn't gonna happen again? 1230 01:24:25,257 --> 01:24:27,225 - I know it won't. - Oh, right. 1231 01:24:27,459 --> 01:24:28,517 Come on! 1232 01:24:28,627 --> 01:24:31,221 Aren't we supposed to be able to learn from our mistakes? 1233 01:24:31,330 --> 01:24:34,026 I did something horrible, but I learned from it. 1234 01:24:34,299 --> 01:24:36,927 I met this little brunette and I faltered. 1235 01:24:38,870 --> 01:24:42,897 Are you telling me that throughout your entire marriage you never faltered? 1236 01:24:48,347 --> 01:24:49,473 You haven't? 1237 01:24:52,317 --> 01:24:53,443 Never? 1238 01:24:54,886 --> 01:24:56,820 - Never. - Oh, that makes me feel great. 1239 01:24:56,922 --> 01:24:59,117 You think it's because I wasn't tempted? 1240 01:24:59,224 --> 01:25:00,555 You think that this woman 1241 01:25:00,659 --> 01:25:03,492 is the last brunette that's ever gonna let you know that she wants you? 1242 01:25:03,595 --> 01:25:06,325 Look at me. I haven't met my last brunette. 1243 01:25:07,599 --> 01:25:09,726 She's the last one I'm gonna kiss. 1244 01:25:13,772 --> 01:25:16,138 I'm in love with your daughter, Stephen. 1245 01:25:16,842 --> 01:25:19,470 And maybe that doesn't mean anything to you, but I'm standing here. 1246 01:25:19,578 --> 01:25:22,172 You're her father. I'm looking you in the eyes and I'm telling you, 1247 01:25:22,281 --> 01:25:24,909 I will do anything in the world to get your daughter back. 1248 01:25:25,017 --> 01:25:27,508 - Really? Anything? - I'll do anything. 1249 01:25:29,021 --> 01:25:31,956 - People say that. They don't mean it. - But I mean it. 1250 01:25:34,393 --> 01:25:35,985 Well, it's very simple. 1251 01:25:37,763 --> 01:25:39,458 Just do whatever it takes. 1252 01:25:44,036 --> 01:25:45,799 - It's that simple. - Yes. 1253 01:25:46,204 --> 01:25:48,729 You can't fail if you don't give up. 1254 01:25:52,244 --> 01:25:55,111 You know, being right isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1255 01:25:55,547 --> 01:25:59,210 And you can't try so hard to control it all. 1256 01:25:59,818 --> 01:26:03,117 You know, life is pretty much in the grays for the most part. 1257 01:26:03,221 --> 01:26:05,746 And if you insist always on black and white, 1258 01:26:05,857 --> 01:26:08,087 you are gonna be very unhappy. 1259 01:26:09,361 --> 01:26:11,261 That's a convenient philosophy for you, Mom. 1260 01:26:11,363 --> 01:26:15,026 Look, I don't defend what I did to your father. 1261 01:26:15,133 --> 01:26:18,003 But the truth of the matter is that we both gave up. 1262 01:26:19,271 --> 01:26:22,263 But now we are trying, we are trying very hard 1263 01:26:23,442 --> 01:26:25,376 to get back on track 1264 01:26:25,477 --> 01:26:28,935 by listening to each other, something we've never done. 1265 01:26:29,815 --> 01:26:33,876 Honey, whatever you decide about Michael, talk to him. 1266 01:26:34,753 --> 01:26:36,345 As painful as it is. 1267 01:26:37,089 --> 01:26:39,319 Don't be so quick to walk away. 1268 01:26:45,497 --> 01:26:46,862 She's in her room. 1269 01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:49,958 People know the truth. 1270 01:26:51,103 --> 01:26:54,937 They may not like it or want to know it, but they always know. 1271 01:26:56,875 --> 01:26:58,968 Lie, and you will lose her. 1272 01:27:59,671 --> 01:28:02,333 It'll never happen again in my life. I promise. 1273 01:28:02,874 --> 01:28:05,775 Why did you do something so awful to me? 1274 01:28:09,714 --> 01:28:11,181 Because I was scared. 1275 01:28:12,684 --> 01:28:14,584 Do you know what? I don't want to hear it. 1276 01:28:14,686 --> 01:28:16,244 You said you're okay with having this baby. 1277 01:28:16,354 --> 01:28:17,821 What am I supposed to say to you, Jenna? 1278 01:28:17,923 --> 01:28:20,323 I'm terrified that my life is over? 1279 01:28:20,692 --> 01:28:23,559 I'm terrified because I don't think I'm ready to grow up yet? 1280 01:28:23,662 --> 01:28:26,130 I mean, a guy can't say that to the woman that's having his baby. 1281 01:28:26,231 --> 01:28:28,791 - You would've never forgiven me. - No, you're right, and I don't. 1282 01:28:28,900 --> 01:28:30,299 That doesn't mean I feel that way now, though. 1283 01:28:30,402 --> 01:28:32,029 No, now you feel guilty. You're still scared. 1284 01:28:32,137 --> 01:28:34,605 You're just scared of what I'll do to you. 1285 01:28:35,707 --> 01:28:37,197 Well, that's true. 1286 01:28:40,412 --> 01:28:44,143 - You were really terrified? - Jenna, I am terrified. 1287 01:28:44,449 --> 01:28:46,076 So am I, you idiot. 1288 01:28:47,052 --> 01:28:49,850 I'm scared I'm gonna be a bad mother, 1289 01:28:49,955 --> 01:28:54,255 and you won't love me, and you'll ignore me, and... 1290 01:28:54,392 --> 01:28:56,952 I won't want you, and the whole thing will fall apart 1291 01:28:57,062 --> 01:28:58,859 and I won't know what to do. 1292 01:29:00,098 --> 01:29:01,759 - Baby, that's not gonna happen. - How do you know? 1293 01:29:01,867 --> 01:29:03,129 Because I know. 1294 01:29:04,402 --> 01:29:06,893 - You know now, you didn't know before? - Yes. 1295 01:29:07,405 --> 01:29:08,565 I know now. 1296 01:29:13,645 --> 01:29:16,079 Were you telling me the truth last night? 1297 01:29:16,348 --> 01:29:18,043 You didn't sleep with her? 1298 01:29:20,719 --> 01:29:22,516 I was telling you the truth. 1299 01:29:41,139 --> 01:29:42,629 But then I went back. 1300 01:29:49,447 --> 01:29:50,505 Fuck you! 1301 01:29:50,849 --> 01:29:53,409 Jenna. Calm down! Listen to me. I'm telling you the truth. 1302 01:29:53,518 --> 01:29:55,679 - Get the fuck out! - I'm telling you the truth! 1303 01:29:55,854 --> 01:29:59,187 Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! 1304 01:29:59,858 --> 01:30:02,622 I'm sorry! I'm trying to be totally honest with you! 1305 01:30:02,727 --> 01:30:06,322 Jenna, I could've lied and I'd be inside that door right now, but I didn't. 1306 01:30:06,431 --> 01:30:08,558 Isn't the truth more important than anything else, Jenna? 1307 01:30:08,667 --> 01:30:11,431 Not if the truth is you slept with another woman! 1308 01:30:11,570 --> 01:30:12,628 Jen? 1309 01:30:12,737 --> 01:30:15,365 Just listen to me for one second. I'm so sorry. 1310 01:30:15,473 --> 01:30:18,237 Baby, I'm so sorry. Jenna, please... 1311 01:30:18,710 --> 01:30:21,679 - Don't touch me! - Listen to me for one second. 1312 01:30:22,414 --> 01:30:24,939 I mean it! I mean it! 1313 01:30:25,050 --> 01:30:27,541 Get... Get away from me! 1314 01:30:29,487 --> 01:30:31,546 Where are you going to go, Jenna? 1315 01:30:32,123 --> 01:30:33,249 Jenna? 1316 01:30:34,826 --> 01:30:36,987 - Get away from me! - Listen to me! 1317 01:30:40,131 --> 01:30:41,257 Jenna? 1318 01:30:42,567 --> 01:30:44,967 Stop! I love you! 1319 01:31:03,722 --> 01:31:07,214 - Motherfucker. - Jenna? Jenna? 1320 01:31:07,325 --> 01:31:09,691 Don't even think about coming in the house. Michael, I mean it. 1321 01:31:09,794 --> 01:31:12,262 - Okay. I'm not gonna come inside. - Damn right, you're not. 1322 01:31:12,364 --> 01:31:13,888 But I'm not gonna leave, either. 1323 01:31:13,999 --> 01:31:15,125 I'm not gonna leave, Jenna. 1324 01:31:15,233 --> 01:31:16,700 You're gonna have to come talk to me sooner or later. 1325 01:31:16,801 --> 01:31:17,859 Go away! 1326 01:31:17,969 --> 01:31:20,164 I can't! I'm sorry. I can't. 1327 01:31:20,572 --> 01:31:23,769 I love you, and I don't deserve you, but this is our home. 1328 01:31:26,711 --> 01:31:28,838 This is our home, Jenna, and I'm... 1329 01:31:29,781 --> 01:31:32,648 I'm not gonna leave this porch until you talk to me. 1330 01:31:34,953 --> 01:31:36,113 Jenna? 1331 01:32:19,497 --> 01:32:20,521 Hey. 1332 01:32:24,002 --> 01:32:25,526 I'm not coming back. 1333 01:32:27,305 --> 01:32:28,465 I'm sorry. 1334 01:32:29,407 --> 01:32:33,400 But I'm moving into Kenny's. I'm still gonna be his dad. 1335 01:32:35,013 --> 01:32:37,004 Okay. Good. 1336 01:32:40,118 --> 01:32:42,609 - Hey. - You can start now. 1337 01:32:43,488 --> 01:32:44,477 Hi. 1338 01:32:47,292 --> 01:32:48,452 Sorry? 1339 01:32:51,096 --> 01:32:52,154 Lise? 1340 01:32:52,897 --> 01:32:56,594 I'm exhausted, Chris. Everything you need is in here. 1341 01:32:56,701 --> 01:33:01,138 You need anything else, call. Otherwise, I will see you on Monday. 1342 01:33:11,583 --> 01:33:12,948 I'm here, kid. 1343 01:33:14,452 --> 01:33:15,942 I'll never leave you. 1344 01:34:51,382 --> 01:34:53,976 Michael? Michael? 1345 01:34:56,254 --> 01:34:59,382 - It's sparkling! - Thank you, Réjean. 1346 01:36:22,607 --> 01:36:23,733 Thank you. 1347 01:36:55,974 --> 01:36:58,568 Do you remember the day my grandmother died? 1348 01:37:00,011 --> 01:37:01,171 Jenna? 1349 01:37:03,548 --> 01:37:07,575 Remember how they let me in so that I could kiss her goodbye? 1350 01:37:10,621 --> 01:37:13,283 There was this pain in my heart that day 1351 01:37:15,226 --> 01:37:17,091 that I had never felt before, 1352 01:37:18,529 --> 01:37:21,293 and that I've never felt again until now. 1353 01:37:24,836 --> 01:37:29,136 I feel like I'm mourning the death of the single most important thing in my life. 1354 01:37:33,878 --> 01:37:34,936 Us. 1355 01:37:37,148 --> 01:37:38,843 But we're not dead, Jenna. 1356 01:37:41,252 --> 01:37:43,846 We're not dead, baby. We just have to go back. 1357 01:37:45,390 --> 01:37:47,290 I'm begging you. I'm begging you. 1358 01:37:47,392 --> 01:37:50,828 Please love me enough to let us go back to the way things were. 1359 01:37:52,830 --> 01:37:54,991 I don't think I can, Michael. 1360 01:37:57,235 --> 01:38:00,762 Well, then, we'll start something new, but we have to try, right? 1361 01:38:01,572 --> 01:38:03,199 How can we not try? 1362 01:38:07,678 --> 01:38:08,804 Jenna? 1363 01:38:11,482 --> 01:38:12,642 Jenna? 1364 01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:15,000 102840