All language subtitles for That 70s Show S06E25 1080p BluRay x264-YELLOWBiRD

Uh-huh.

Red. Red.

Cousin Alice wants to know why
Eric and Donna's wedding is off.

Well, just tell her
what your son did.

Oh, now he's my son,

just like when he told us
he wanted to be a jazz dancer.

Well, he's our son, Red.

No son of mine would humiliate his
family by running off on his fiancee.

Alice,

the wedding is
off because Eric is

gay.

You're right.
Everybody knew except him.

Eric is a mental midget.

And you know what else?
He runs like a girl.

Bob, you run like a girl.

Only when I'm
scared of something.

Honey, I'm sure Eric
has a good explanation.

On the several occasions I didn't
show up for one of my weddings,

I always called to
say I had appendicitis.

Well, Eric's not here,
my little girl's unhappy,

and I want to punch somebody.

Bob, you don't want to fight.

I've known you for a long time,
and I know what you really want

is a piece of cake.

A piece of cake, Kitty?

My daughter is devastated,
and you offer me cake?

You just tell me one thing,
is it chocolate?

Devil's food. I can have it on
the table in less than a minute.

Let's do that, then.

Okay, guys,
Donna's on her way over,

and she knows we all know why
Eric left, and she wants some answers.

Well, I'm not gonna tell her.

Give Donna bad
news and she hits.

She wasn't on the boys'
JV wrestling team for nothing.

Okay, well, I can't do it.

The last person a girl wants to hear
bad news from is a woman who has it all.

Well, you can count me out. I
won't face a girl when I ditch her.

I'm not gonna do it
when somebody else does.

Well,
I'm not telling her, either.

I don't want my
personal parts damaged.

I mean, they're
practically brand-new.

Well, in a deadlock such as this,
we're forced to turn to our judicial code,

which clearly states that in the
event of bad news being delivered

in reference to a canceled
wedding, the foreigner does it.

Ah, yes. The Immigration
Conversation Act.

Where the hell is Eric
and why did he do this to me?

Um... Okay...

Eric was afraid getting married
and staying here was a mistake.

You know, because you would be
giving up your dream of traveling the world

and becoming
a ball-breaking feminist.

- Jackie, don't push!
- You don't push, you stupid...

Hey, hey. Hey! Knock it
off before Fez gets hurt.

Look, I just want to say
that we're all really sorry.

How could Eric ditch me the night before
our wedding without saying one word?

Look, would it make you feel
better if I told you Eric left a note?

- He left a note?
- No.

But you should hold
on to that feeling.

♪ Hanging out

♪ Down the street

♪ The same old thing

♪ We did last week

♪ Not a thing to do

♪ But talk to you

♪ We're all all right

♪ We're all all right ♪

Hello, Wisconsin!

Eric, what a dink, right?

You know, I had to call everybody
and tell them the wedding's off.

The only good thing is,

there's a rumor going around
that he's gay.

Which is nice.

Look, man,
I mean, I know you're mad,

but, you know, Forman was
trying to do the right thing.

He just did it in the wrong way.

Yeah, but, Hyde,
I don't care why he did it.

I mean,
I can't ever forgive him.

When I called my mom,
I just cried and cried.

Really?
I can't see you crying.

I've seen Forman crying.
He does a lot of,

"Shut up!
I'm not crying."

I want to be mad.
Don't make me laugh.

Oh, my God!
Hyde, are you okay?

I'm too old for this crap!

Why am I stronger than
all the guys I hang out with?

You look dorky.

Hyde, I am so sorry.

I don't know my own strength.

I mean, I guess I'm still all
bulked up from JV wrestling.

You know what? This isn't my
fault. This is Eric's fault for taking off.

Hey, look at the bright side.

Now, I can spy on you
from Eric's empty bedroom

instead of climbing up a tree

where there's no place
to put my juice box.

Man, I can't believe I missed
you falling out of the water tower.

So, I'm at home,
and I'm watching Scooby-Doo,

and I think to myself,
"You know what?

"You should go and hang out
with Hyde and Donna."

And then I think, "No,"

because maybe Scooby and
Shaggy found a real ghost this time.

But it wasn't. It was just
another crazy old guy.

Steven, I heard what happened.

- And you brought me flowers?
- No, these are for me.

My boyfriend fell
off the water tower.

So, what, Donna? You're alone
and you want me to be alone, too?

Okay, Steven, get on home.
I'll take care of you later.

Trade you a kiss for a lollipop.

I don't need that baby crap.

Look at all this
glorious wedding food.

Do you,
Fez, take this pizza roll?

I do.

You know what part of falling
off the water tower I like?

The part right after you fall until
the part where you hit the ground.

Yeah, yeah! And then that
part right after you crash

- where you're just
kind of vibrating there?
- Oh, yeah.

That was cool, too.

Yeah, and the second time
you fall, it'll be even better,

'cause you know what to expect.

You know, so you can enjoy it,
like, do a flip or something.

A flip would be awesome!

Man, I'm so glad
you fell off the water tower.

Look at this.

Eric's gone, and I'm left with the
flying Stupid-Ass-Insky brothers.

Mom?

- Midge!
- Midge!

You sounded so sad on
the phone, I just had to come.

We missed you so much.

All right. All right.
Donna, quit hogging your mom!

I know something very interesting
about someone we know very well.

No, no. None of your
supermarket gossip.

If half of what you say is true,
everybody in this town would have VD.

Well, I was going over Steven's
file when he was at the hospital,

and you know his father?

I believe I had the pleasure
of him writing me a hot check.

Of course,
in his defense, he was drunk.

Well, according
to Steven's birth certificate,

that's not his father.

This is so exciting.

Steven has a different father
that he doesn't know about.

Maybe a nice father,
maybe a sober father.

Well, we don't want him to be
entirely sober.

You know how those people are.

Mom, I can't tell you how much
it means to me that you're here.

Well, there are times when a
mother has to be there for her baby.

Like now and I
guess when she's born.

You know, Mrs. Pinciotti,
in my younger days,

I had quite the crush on you.

Even though I knew
nothing could ever happen.

But now that I'm older, and
I'm gonna be a father soon,

if anything does happen,
we got to keep it quiet.

Steven, you're late.
Where... Midge!

Hey, what a surprise.

I should probably return these
earrings I didn't know were yours.

- Midge,
what are you doing here?
- I came to see Donna.

Who's the amazon?

Oh. This is my, uh, friend.

Friend?
I don't think so.

Hi, I'm Pam, the best thing
that ever happened to him.

I'm Midge, the second-best
thing that ever happened to him.

Dad, I invited
her to stay with us.

Your mom is staying with us?

No, your mom is staying with us.

What about my mom?

Well, that's not my mom,
that's your mom.

I'm confused.
Who am I sleeping with?

Steven, we need to talk to you
about something pretty important.

Look, whatever you found in
my room was planted there.

- No. We...
- What's in your room?

- Red, stay focused.
- Yeah, stay focused.

All right, Steven, just for the record,
I told her to mind her own business,

and then she said, "Fine, you
can make your own dinner."

So, here we are.

No. No, no, no.

Steven, we found out that
the man you think is your father

isn't really your father.

Your real father's name is William
Barnett, and he lives in Milwaukee.

Oh, my God!
Steven, this is so exciting!

You have a whole new family, which
is great, because I hate your family.

Steven, I know you have a lot
of feelings and emotions,

and maybe you want to cry.

We won't tell if you cry.

I'll tell.

Yeah,
I don't like guys that cry.

Will you two please?
Steven, are you okay?

Well, I don't really know the
guy who's supposed to be my dad,

and obviously,
I don't know this new guy,

so I don't really care.

But, Steven, you have to care.

What if your new dad is
something amazing like a doctor

or the guy who
owns the Love Boat?

That didn't go well.

What did you want to happen?

Well, I thought he would be
happy to hear about his dad.

We'd all go to Milwaukee,
and then his rich, new father

would be so thrilled to see
him, he'd buy me a fur coat.

Bob, could you pass the syrup?

You're gonna give her the syrup?

The syrup we
share every morning?

The syrup that stands for everything
that we are as a man and a woman?

I was gonna,

but I won't.

I will later.

No, I won't.

- How's it going?
- Your father's an ass.

Something we agree on.

It's not going that well.

Okay, I find this whole thing
very disturbing.

I was left at the altar

and all I can think about
is what's my dad doing,

who's he doing it with,

and if I walk through that
door, am I gonna see it?

Well, whatever he's doing,
he's doing with me,

and we're doing it everywhere,
so knock.

So after we left, Steven
said he didn't want to talk

about his new dad in
Milwaukee, and he didn't.

And he wasn't not talking
about it to be bitchy like I would.

He really didn't
want to talk about it.

Well, I don't like the way he just
walked out after we told him the news.

Why would he do that?

Because he's a man, Kitty.

And he knows you want
him to cry, but he won't,

because crying is for
babies and Italians.

And I think we all just need
to stay out of his business.

Steven, you're all dressed up.
Are you gonna propose?

No. I...

I thought I'd head
out to Milwaukee.

- By yourself?
- Yeah, I guess.

So, I'll see you
guys later, then.

Well, we were just talking
about going to Milwaukee

for their famous honey buns.

Well, you guys could
come along, I guess.

Well, I'm... I'm sure in
the mood for a honey bun.

And to see baby go
home to his daddy!

So Midge wanted you
to pass the syrup,

and Pam wouldn't let you.

That's interesting.

What do you think it means?

I think it means
you got a shot at something

only rock stars
and professional athletes get.

Free passes to Disneyland?

No, Fez,
two ladies at the same time.

Screw Disneyland.
That's a much better ride.

Think I could
really keep both of them?

May I say from experience,
when you're dealing with two ladies,

the end won't be pretty,

but the ride down is super fun.

I don't know what to do, Mom.

I mean, I always thought
Eric and I would be together,

and he blew it.

Maybe you'll work it out.

Well,
I don't want to work it out.

I want to push his face in the
dirt like we did when we were kids.

You know what, I never
should have stopped doing that.

Donna, just forgive him.

How? Give me one good reason.

Honey, I can't give
you a rational reason.

There probably isn't one.

But if you love him, and you
don't want to be without him,

you have to forgive him.

I was too hard-headed to
forgive your father and I wish I had.

Oh, Midge.

- You want to take a walk?
- Sure, I'll drive.

Did you see that? Maybe
someone will have a happy ending.

And then another beginning and another
ending, because he's got two ladies.

Bob Pinciotti, a street kid out of
nowhere, gets a shot at the title.

You know what? He's like the
Rocky of bagging two ladies.

It's a big day, meeting
your father for the first time.

You bet.

A big day for my big guy, huh?

Mmm-hmm.

- So how you doing?
- I'm fine.

You doing all right, baby?

Just quit. Stop. Stop.

Keep it down. This
isn't your parole office.

- Mr. Barnett will see you now.
- Okay. Okay. This is it.

Jackie, here's the camera.

Take a picture of Steven
the minute he sees his father.

If he cries and you
miss it, I will hurt you.

- Where's Steven?
- He left.

Yeah. I saw him go and I
didn't say anything on purpose.

All right, let's go. Come on.

Kitty!

I came all this way.
I want my fur coat.

Who's there?
Who's there? Who's there?

- Jeez, Donna, stop!
- God.

I didn't know that was you.

You dirt bag! How could you
do that? You just left me there!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I freaked out, okay?

I tried to talk to you about it,

but I couldn't, and I...

I didn't know what to do.

All I knew was that I...

Donna, I think we were
about to make a huge mistake.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

I had a bad feeling, too.

But here's the difference,
I stayed!

Look, Donna, please.

Please forgive me.

I don't know.

I mean,

my mom said I should,

but I don't know.

Listen to me, I am so sorry.

Okay, whatever you want to do,
we'll do, okay?

Just tell me what to do.

We'll figure it out tomorrow.
Just get in.

Really?

♪ Won't you let me
walk you home from school?

Thanks for coming back.

♪ Won't you let me
meet you at the pool?

♪ If it's so,
well, let me know

I just want to say,

that was beautiful.

♪ I won't make you ♪

What the...

Glad you're back.

Here's a bill for the wedding
you didn't show up for.

$6,000?

Mmm-hmm. I added on a grand
for pain and suffering.

Thanks, Daddy.

Buy yourself
something nice with it.

I suggest a new boyfriend.