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So, guys, guess what?
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I found the perfect place for
me and Eric to get married.
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"Where, Donna?
Please tell us."
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Okay. Well, that place up
by the lake
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that overlooks the entire valley
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where people go for romance.
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Wait, Mount Hump?
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People don't go there
for the romance, Donna.
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They go there for the humping.
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Eric, let's go out there
tomorrow and check it out.
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I know the Cruiser's in the shop,
but we can take my dad's car.
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Donna, he's got that "Honk if
you're horny" bumper sticker.
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Yeah, well, I'd scrape it off,
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but "I brake for boobies"
is underneath it.
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Why are you guys
all in Steven's room?
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Well, Hyde was here,
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so I came in because
I'm not comfortable enough
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with myself to be alone.
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Yeah, but it's all gray
like a prison cell.
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Gray is why prisoners
are unhappy.
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Really? I always thought
it was the loss of freedom
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and the uninvited man-love.
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Steven, I just think
that you would be happier
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if you saw pretty things.
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Like, when I look
at myself in the mirror,
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I'm happy.
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When I look at you,
I'm happy, too.
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But when you talk... Eh...
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Hey, Eric, I have to ask you
a very important question.
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Can I borrow your G.I. Joe
for a little experiment?
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- No.
- I thought you were
going to say yes.
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And, by the way,
the experiment was a success.
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G.I. Joe melts faster
than cheese.
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Kelso, you can't just take my
things without asking permission.
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Come on, we're friends.
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I figured, what's mine is
yours and what's yours is mine.
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What's Donna's is mine, too.
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Kelso!
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Yeah, Barbie didn't
make it either.
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No one likes to see
civilian casualties.
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That's weird.
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My finger's due back tomorrow,
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but my hand's
due back next week.
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You know, Michael, I was a little
worried about starting to date you,
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but lately you've really
impressed me.
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Well, that's the police motto,
"To Serve and Impress."
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I thought it was
"Serve and Protect."
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Yeah, they just changed it.
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Maybe you could take me to my
doctor's appointment tomorrow.
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We'll hear the baby's heartbeat.
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Seriously?
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- You want me to do
baby stuff with you?
- Yeah.
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You've been really great
these last few weeks.
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Yes, I have.
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And there's no telling
what you'll do next.
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One day, you might even
read one of these things.
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Yeah, let's just pray to God
that day never comes.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Stupid Kelso.
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Guess what I packed?
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I'm gonna
have to go with picnic.
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You win.
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So when do I get my car back?
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Well, I don't know.
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We're scouting places
to have the wedding.
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You don't need to scout anywhere
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but the inside of a church.
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What better place
to start a happy life
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than Our Lady
of Perpetual Sorrow?
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Well, Dad, the thing is
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we're not getting married
in a church.
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But we are thinking
about getting married
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at Mount Hump,
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which is sort of the church
of humping.
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Well, no church, no car,
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just like it says in the Bible.
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Well, the Bible
doesn't say anything
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about taking Kelso's van.
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All right, Donna,
we can't just take it.
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Of course we can.
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What's his is yours, remember?
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Do it for the liquefied face
of G.I. Joe.
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I can't think
of a more fitting way
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to honor the real American hero.
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You're welcome, big guy.
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- What's this for?
- No reason.
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I was just thinking about you
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and how we've been through
a lot together.
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No, we haven't.
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Oh, he gave you shoes.
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What do you say, Red?
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Or we say,
"Thank you very much."
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Well.
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Don't you think
it's a little odd for a man
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to give another man
a pair of shoes?
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I saw them. I thought they'd
go nice with your tan pants.
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Quit thinking about my pants.
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My legs and what covers them
is my business.
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He's very sensitive
about his legs.
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You know, he shouldn't be.
They're shapely like a lady dancer.
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Maybe that's why
he's so sensitive.
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Oh, finally. I've been waiting
all afternoon. I'm about to burst.
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Hey, man. I'm thinking maybe
you should wait out here.
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No. No, no, no.
Fez, you should see this.
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It's a dream come true.
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Surprise!
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Jackie, what the hell happened
to my room?
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I redecorated it.
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Now, if a stranger
comes in here,
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he'd never know you were poor.
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Looks like something for a girl.
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- I like it.
- Or Fez!
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I can't live like this. I'm
getting sick just looking at it.
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Yes. Yes, Steven.
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That sick feeling is your
orphan soul coming alive.
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Jackie, just put it
all back, okay?
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Make it ugly and dirty
like I like it.
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Well, excuse me,
for spending all morning
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putting up twinkle lights
that are breathtaking,
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pillows as soft as marshmallows,
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and sexy candles
that make you feel
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like you're running through a
field like Laura freaking Ingalls!
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Okay, okay.
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We came here for a reason.
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Now, should I start
and you watch
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or should you start and I watch?
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Either way, I'll be done first.
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So I told Hyde he could
watch while Jackie and I do it,
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and then he beat my ass
with a twinkle light.
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Where's my van?
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No, I parked it right here.
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Calm down, you probably
just lost it again.
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- Where was
the last place you had it?
- Right here!
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- Somebody stole my van!
- That's horrible!
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I left a brand-new bag
of Tootsie Rolls in there.
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- Fez!
- Okay, okay. It was just half a bag.
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But if you talk
to the insurance company,
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just tell them
it was a whole bag.
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I finally got Brooke
to trust me,
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and if I don't take her to this
doctor's appointment, I'm dead.
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- What am I gonna do?
- Don't beat yourself up.
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It's only Tootsie Rolls.
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You know,
I'm gonna take Red's car.
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I know he's got to hide a key
in there somewhere.
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Are you brain-damaged?
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Fez, did you just say,
"Are you brain-damaged?"
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and sound exactly like Red?
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Kelso, you know I only do
Johnny Carson and Pepe Le Pew.
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Get away from my car.
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Your car, my car.
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Aren't we all just
driving the same car?
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It's a car called "life."
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How about I drive my foot
into this thing called "your ass"?
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A simple "no" would suffice.
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Shoes are an inappropriate
gift to give another man.
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Well, what about
when you joined the service?
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Another man issued you
your boots.
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But then he gave me
a gun, so I let it go.
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Well, why don't you just
accept the shoes
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because Bob is your friend?
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You don't understand
how men work.
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We don't give
each other presents.
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We pretty much ignore each other
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until someone
scores a touchdown.
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You should listen to me.
I know how to be a friend,
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and you obviously don't,
since you don't have any.
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I have plenty of friends.
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Charlie's a friend. He
saved my life during the war.
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And when is the last time
you talked to Charlie?
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We said all we needed to say
on the boat back home.
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I don't believe this.
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This is crazy.
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Not bad!
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♪ It feels so good
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Nice.
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♪ You lying here next to me
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So soft.
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So smooth.
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♪ You have no idea
how it feels
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♪ My hands
just won't keep still ♪
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Oh, yeah!
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Isn't this amazing?
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Is it called Mount Hump because
people come here to hump?
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Or do people come here to hump
because it's called Mount Hump?
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Like the chicken or the egg.
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Well, I have a really good
feeling about this place.
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Donna, there are panties
in the grass.
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Well, Fez collects panties.
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So we could just set him loose
up here before the ceremony.
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It's so quiet and peaceful.
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Can't hear anything.
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Actually, I hear a car.
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Oh, man! Some poor sucker
just totally got into an accident.
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Your chariot
has arrived, my lady.
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What happened to your van?
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Yeah, a little problem
with the van.
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I can't find it.
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Michael, people lose keys
to a van, not the whole van.
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Now I'm going to miss
my doctor's appointment.
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Look, Brooke,
this is not my fault.
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You're right, it's my fault
for depending on you.
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Okay, okay.
I can fix this, okay?
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Just hop on the handle bars
and I'll pedal you there.
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Hello! I'm pregnant.
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Okay, fine.
You pedal and I'll ride.
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Oh, look.
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Here you are
with all your friends.
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- Kitty.
- No, no, no.
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You claim to have
all these friends.
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Here are last year's
Christmas cards.
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Fifty-six are for me,
four for you.
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Kitty, the card from the Jose
Cuervo collector's club doesn't count.
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Fine, I can afford to throw this
one away because I have 55 more,
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but I will keep this
because it has a coupon in it.
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Anyway, it doesn't matter
because I'm keeping the shoes.
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A good shoe is a good shoe,
no matter where it comes from.
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Oh, it's like I'm walking
on a pile of baby ducks.
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Well, hello there,
Senor Fancy Sheets.
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I love the way
Jackie decorated your room.
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It's all glittery
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like an Italian person
lives there.
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You let your girlfriend
decorate your room?
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She also buy you a new dress?
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Yeah, I guess I have
a lot to answer for.
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Then again, I never accepted a
pair of shoes from another man.
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I knew it was a weird gift.
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Kitty said it wasn't.
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They're nice.
Steven, tell him they're nice.
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No, I can't do it.
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Although, you know what?
Maybe she's right.
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Maybe you should keep the shoes
and get Bob a present in return.
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Like a necklace.
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Or some sexy lingerie.
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Man, poor Kelso's van.
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I mean, when it finally
landed, it didn't so much crash
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as completely separate
into its basic elements
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and just return to nature.
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It was so sad.
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There were
Tootsie Rolls everywhere.
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Guys, took a nap in my room.
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00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:38,362
My goose-down duvet
is like a cocoon.
251
00:14:39,739 --> 00:14:41,782
I lay down a caterpillar
and woke up a butterfly.
252
00:14:43,618 --> 00:14:45,953
Maybe you with your room
and Red with his shoes
253
00:14:45,994 --> 00:14:48,581
should get a room and decorate
it with Red's shoes. Burn!
254
00:14:50,249 --> 00:14:52,394
Man, you just don't understand
what it's like to have a bed
255
00:14:52,418 --> 00:14:53,978
that hugs you like
you're a little baby.
256
00:14:55,129 --> 00:14:56,756
It's like crawling
into a mommy kangaroo.
257
00:14:58,382 --> 00:14:59,508
I miss my kangaroo.
258
00:15:02,303 --> 00:15:05,431
Remember when I said that he should
decorate his room with Red's shoes?
259
00:15:06,098 --> 00:15:07,349
Burn!
260
00:15:11,353 --> 00:15:12,353
Hyde's in trouble.
261
00:15:15,691 --> 00:15:17,443
She took it all down.
262
00:15:17,485 --> 00:15:18,765
Did you just scream like a girl?
263
00:15:21,863 --> 00:15:22,863
No.
264
00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:27,380
What happened to my
lavender-scented candle?
265
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:32,060
Did you just say "What happened
to my lavender-scented candle?"
266
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,002
No.
267
00:15:41,759 --> 00:15:43,885
Oh, okay.
So I made appointments
268
00:15:43,927 --> 00:15:45,554
with all the doctors
in your address book
269
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:47,877
because I didn't know which
one was the "'woo-woo" doctor.
270
00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:51,893
You know what?
Stay out of my stuff.
271
00:15:51,935 --> 00:15:53,121
I'll take care of things myself
272
00:15:53,145 --> 00:15:54,539
'cause you obviously
aren't responsible enough
273
00:15:54,563 --> 00:15:55,690
to handle it.
274
00:15:57,065 --> 00:16:00,068
Oh, Kelso, you're here. Um...
275
00:16:01,945 --> 00:16:04,156
Hey, can I borrow your van
for a little experiment?
276
00:16:07,409 --> 00:16:08,994
No.
277
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:12,873
Oh, I thought you were
gonna say yes.
278
00:16:19,254 --> 00:16:21,340
Oh, my God.
279
00:16:21,382 --> 00:16:25,386
- Is that my steering wheel?
- It's the biggest piece
I could find.
280
00:16:27,847 --> 00:16:30,182
Listen, Kelso,
I am so sorry. I...
281
00:16:30,224 --> 00:16:31,809
I took the van to Mount Hump,
282
00:16:31,851 --> 00:16:33,036
and I forgot to set
the parking brake
283
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,896
and I'm just really sorry.
284
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,899
The horn doesn't honk any more.
285
00:16:41,694 --> 00:16:43,821
Look, you know,
at first it seemed okay
286
00:16:43,863 --> 00:16:45,781
because you melted
my G.I. Joe,
287
00:16:45,823 --> 00:16:48,033
but I mean it's not as bad
as destroying a van.
288
00:16:49,702 --> 00:16:51,582
So I don't... I don't
know why I just said that.
289
00:16:53,955 --> 00:16:57,376
- I don't know what to say.
- Well, I do.
290
00:16:57,418 --> 00:17:00,713
You know, I called Michael
irresponsible, but he's not.
291
00:17:00,755 --> 00:17:03,173
You are. You're an
irresponsible, twitchy little man.
292
00:17:05,384 --> 00:17:08,596
Okay, please. Just don't
bump me with that thing.
293
00:17:12,307 --> 00:17:15,895
Okay, wait.
If he's irresponsible,
294
00:17:15,936 --> 00:17:17,312
that means I'm the good one.
295
00:17:19,356 --> 00:17:20,858
I'm the good one now!
296
00:17:22,192 --> 00:17:24,072
Yeah, he's obviously
the dumb one of your group.
297
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,948
Yeah, he really is.
298
00:17:35,873 --> 00:17:38,709
Red Forman, don't you dare
throw those shoes away.
299
00:17:38,751 --> 00:17:40,920
I just can't keep them, Kitty.
300
00:17:40,961 --> 00:17:44,005
Every time I wear them, I'll
feel Bob touching my feet.
301
00:17:48,886 --> 00:17:50,304
Are you throwing away my shoes?
302
00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:53,891
No, no. No, no. He's not
throwing away your shoes.
303
00:17:53,933 --> 00:17:56,560
He is getting rid of
that pesky new shoe smell
304
00:17:56,602 --> 00:17:58,353
by rubbing old food on them.
305
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:02,900
I'm throwing them away, Bob.
306
00:18:02,942 --> 00:18:05,527
Look, I appreciate the thought.
307
00:18:05,569 --> 00:18:08,071
No, well, that's not true.
308
00:18:08,113 --> 00:18:12,159
I mean, shoes are a weird
gift to give another man.
309
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,328
I mean, what's next?
A weekend in Cancun?
310
00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:20,459
Okay, fine. I bought the shoes
for myself, but they pinch my toes,
311
00:18:20,501 --> 00:18:23,253
so I decided to pawn
them off on you as a gift.
312
00:18:23,295 --> 00:18:25,339
You were just trying
to screw me over?
313
00:18:28,342 --> 00:18:29,593
Well, I can respect that.
314
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,304
Thanks for the shoes, Bob.
315
00:18:34,014 --> 00:18:35,015
See, I have a friend.
316
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:39,019
No, no. This is not
the way friends act.
317
00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:41,021
He was gonna throw away
your present, Bob.
318
00:18:41,062 --> 00:18:42,690
Come on, Kitty.
I gave him shoes.
319
00:18:43,607 --> 00:18:44,650
That's weird.
320
00:18:47,402 --> 00:18:49,642
I'm surprised you didn't
punch me in the face right then.
321
00:18:50,531 --> 00:18:51,532
I almost did.
322
00:19:00,624 --> 00:19:02,824
Jackie, what the hell? Why
did you take everything down?
323
00:19:04,044 --> 00:19:06,380
You said,
"Take everything down."
324
00:19:06,421 --> 00:19:09,174
- Well, you didn't have to.
- You said, "You have to."
325
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:12,636
- I didn't mean it.
- You said, "I mean it."
326
00:19:12,678 --> 00:19:17,140
- Look, just put it all back.
- Not until you admit
you loved it.
327
00:19:17,182 --> 00:19:18,869
Jackie, who cares
who's right or wrong here?
328
00:19:18,893 --> 00:19:21,061
Isn't the important thing
that you make me happy?
329
00:19:23,647 --> 00:19:25,607
Who are you talking to?
Do you even know me?
330
00:19:27,442 --> 00:19:28,777
Fine, I loved it.
331
00:19:29,486 --> 00:19:30,571
And?
332
00:19:32,113 --> 00:19:33,866
The twinkle lights
were breathtaking.
333
00:19:38,328 --> 00:19:39,580
And?
334
00:19:41,665 --> 00:19:43,918
The scented candles made
me feel like Laura Ingalls.
335
00:19:47,421 --> 00:19:49,256
All right, that's it.
336
00:19:49,297 --> 00:19:51,174
We need to find another
place to get married.
337
00:19:51,216 --> 00:19:53,969
I just wrote out, "You are
cordially invited to Mount Hump."
338
00:19:54,011 --> 00:19:56,555
And I died a little inside.
339
00:19:58,181 --> 00:19:59,784
Well, then, I guess
we should also rule out
340
00:19:59,808 --> 00:20:01,894
the scenic banks
of Nipple Creek.
341
00:20:03,687 --> 00:20:05,689
Where is Michael?
342
00:20:05,731 --> 00:20:08,025
You know, whenever he tells
me he has a surprise for me,
343
00:20:08,067 --> 00:20:09,610
it makes me a little nervous.
344
00:20:09,651 --> 00:20:12,211
Oh, it's probably just because
the last time he said that to you,
345
00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:13,487
you got pregnant.
346
00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:26,919
So what do you think?
347
00:20:26,961 --> 00:20:28,438
I think Barbie's
probably worried sick
348
00:20:28,462 --> 00:20:29,702
that her convertible's missing.
349
00:20:32,549 --> 00:20:34,551
I thought you were
getting another van.
350
00:20:34,593 --> 00:20:37,220
Oh, so did I, but then I saw this
baby down at the police auction
351
00:20:37,262 --> 00:20:39,681
and I knew it was
destined to be mine.
352
00:20:39,723 --> 00:20:42,225
Well, hey, man. Can I
give you some money?
353
00:20:42,267 --> 00:20:45,145
No, it was pretty cheap.
Some guy got stabbed in it.
354
00:20:49,232 --> 00:20:51,152
So nobody else bid on it.
It's pretty sweet, huh?
355
00:20:51,819 --> 00:20:54,071
It's freaking awesome!
356
00:20:54,113 --> 00:20:56,281
Is it the car or are you
more handsome?
357
00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,407
It's the car.
358
00:20:59,159 --> 00:21:00,410
And I'm more handsome.
359
00:21:02,287 --> 00:21:04,999
Michael, don't you think
it's a little impractical?
360
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,918
Impractical?
More like, imperfecticable.
361
00:21:10,211 --> 00:21:12,172
I mean, this thing
is totally baby-friendly.
362
00:21:13,214 --> 00:21:15,216
Remind me again
how it's baby-friendly?
363
00:21:15,258 --> 00:21:17,845
'Cause it's tiny
just like a baby.
364
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,686
Barbie, you are gross,
but I still love you.
365
00:21:27,646 --> 00:21:30,126
Really?
Even though my face has melted off?
366
00:21:32,026 --> 00:21:33,401
Yes.
367
00:21:33,443 --> 00:21:34,778
But your perfect plastic boobs
368
00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:35,863
remain untouched jewels.
369
00:21:37,656 --> 00:21:40,283
Oh! Can my
twin sister watch?
370
00:21:43,411 --> 00:21:45,664
Why just watch? There's
plenty of Joe to go around.
371
00:21:48,249 --> 00:21:49,249
I didn't see you.
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