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♪♪
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Here you go, red.
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Belgian waffles.
What's Belgian about 'em?
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They crumble
at the hands of the Nazis.
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This bacon
is so amazing.
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It makes me regret
calling girls pigs all my life.
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Why is the loud one
eating my breakfast?
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Well, her father's
in prison,
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and her mother's
in Mexico.
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See, this is what
I don't get about your dad.
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If you're arrested
for bribery,
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can't you just bribe
your way out?
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I mean, you're a briber.
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That's what you do.
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My dad is broke.
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I mean, in fact, the bank
foreclosed on our ski cabin.
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Everything's gotta be moved out
this weekend.
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And it's all up to me.
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And I'm just
so very small.
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Well, I'd like to help,
but...
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Not as much
as I'd like not to.
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Too late. I already packed
an overnight bag.
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Kitty, why is it we always
do what you wanna do
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and never do what I wanna do?
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It's in the Bible.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Well, have a fun weekend,
pops.
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Oh, you're coming, too,
pal,
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and there's gonna be
heavy lifting.
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You better bring Donna.
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Jackie, why can't Hyde help?
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Oh, that's right.
He's your boyfriend.
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I guess that's
punishment enough.
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No. I've been with Steven
long enough
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to know the best way to keep
our relationship going smoothly
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is by never asking him
to do stuff.
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So instead I told him
I'd be out of town this weekend
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for a big doll expo.
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Oh, there's a doll expo?
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Man, I've been looking for
jungle-fighting g.I. Joe.
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He's got vine grip
and poison darts.
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Poison not included.
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I left mine
out in the rain.
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He got jungle rot.
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I had to amputate
his foot.
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Hey, so you got plans
this weekend?
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Yes, I do.
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No, you don't.
No, I don't.
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All right, good, 'cause
Jackie's at a doll expo,
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so I'm thinking
you, me and kelso
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sneak up to her cabin,
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drink beer till we all
look pretty.
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Great. Let me get rid
of this customer.
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Next!
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Read the top letter,
please.
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It's an "e."
No!
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Fail. Move along.
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What are you talking about, man?
That's an "e."
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Okay, I'll give you
one more chance.
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Read the top letter, please.
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"E."
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No! Double fail!
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Double fail?
You made that up.
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This, my blind friend,
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is a capital "e."
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The double fail stands!
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Hey, wait a second.
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Aren't you the guy
that got caught
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in the school shower with
the lotion and the "playboy"?
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Pass, pass. Double pass!
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♪♪
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Now stay with me.
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Yeah, I'll be right
on your bumper.
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Don't tailgate.
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I'll keep a safe distance.
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Don't lollygag.
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What do I even say?
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Just smile and nod.
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Don't smile and nod.
You look like an idiot.
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You know, I'm kind of excited
about this road trip.
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We've been talking
about fooling around
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at someplace
new and different.
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You and me alone in a car
on a country road after dark?
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Yeah, and, hey,
if I don't get lucky with you,
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we're bound to run
into a farmer's daughter.
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Hmm.
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This is great.
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No broads, just us guys.
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We can really
get to know each other.
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Fez, you try and lure me
in the hot tub,
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and I'm kicking your ass.
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I'm just saying
we're all so tense.
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Well, we won't be for long.
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Last time I was here,
I hid a stash.
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Just gotta remember
where I put it.
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I know it's someplace
I could fit my hand.
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Well, that rules out
your face.
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What?
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Uhh!
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♪♪
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Am I distracting you,
my big, strong driver man?
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Not at all,
my lonely hitchhiker.
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Well, how did you get
your foot
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all the way over here?
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You can thank my dad
for the ballet lessons.
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I will be sure to send him
a fruit basket.
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Wait a second.
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Donna, when did that u-haul
we've been following
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turn into
an ice cream truck?
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Oh. Oh, man.
We lost red.
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No way. We can't be
that far off trail.
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Let's look
at Jackie's directions.
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Okay, "i-43 to highway 60.
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"Head east
when it gets different."
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When it gets different?
What the hell does that mean?
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Wait. Let me see that.
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"Go a ways past
the... fancy thing,
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"and turn left
at the ugly house."
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Oh, well, if the fancy thing's
a dead cow,
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then we're almost there.
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Hey, kelso, you find
the stash yet?
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No, there's nothing
in the kitchen
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I can fit my hand in,
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you know,
except for the garbage disposal.
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Aah!
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Well, I'm going to
the corner to buy some beer.
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Do not get in the hot tub
without me.
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Man, it's like...
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That stash is probably
staring me right in the face.
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Oh! Ahh!
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Yeah, it wasn't someplace
I could fit my hand.
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It was someplace
that could eat my hand.
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Ha ha.
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Hey, there's a truck
pulling up to the cabin.
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Oh, it's red!
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Is it a fire truck?
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The truck's not red.
The guy is red.
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Man, it's red forman.
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Not it.
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No, I said not it!
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If playground rules
aren't in effect,
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this is anarchy.
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Okay, Jackie's directions
say,
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"pass the place
I bought a green sweater.
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"Don't stop. The cotton
has polyester in it."
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This is great.
We're lost.
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No, we're not lost.
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We just need to find
our bearings.
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Where would you go
around here
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to find a green sweater?
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Why, the green sweater store,
Donna. Good thinking.
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Hey, why are you mad at me?
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Because you need to learn
to control your urges.
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If you'd have kept your big foot
out of my beanbags,
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we wouldn't be in this mess.
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Well, excuse me
for reading "cosmo"
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and trying
a little something.
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If you think you're getting
the topless nachos now,
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you're crazy.
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Whatever.
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Oh, man. Now I'm hungry.
I want my twinkie.
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You packed twinkies?
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I packed a twinkie.
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There's only one left,
and it's mine.
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Whoever packed it
snacked it.
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I've been looking forward
to it all day.
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Oh, you have?
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That's nice.
That's very ladylike.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Jackie and the formans
are here,
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and we're not
supposed to be here!
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And this is illegal.
We're busted.
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No, you're busted.
I'm out the bathroom window.
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Get off of me!
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Welcome to the cabin!
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What are you doing here?
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Yes!
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Well, you scared me.
I thought you were a robber.
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Now I really need
to go to the bathroom.
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Yeah, there's no window
in there.
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Steven,
what are you doing here?
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Why don't you tell me?
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Oh, my god. You heard
about the foreclosure,
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and you knew I lied
about the doll expo,
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so you came up here
to help me move my stuff!
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That's exactly what I did.
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And you found me out.
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Oh, Steven,
I completely misjudged you.
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I mean, somehow
you've become the boyfriend
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I always hoped
you could be.
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And shame on you
for doubting me.
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Hey, I got beer
and pixie sticks. Let's party.
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Hey, we said no broads!
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♪♪
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Why do you need alcohol?
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Is that beer really gonna
make your lives better?
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Not if you don't let us
drink it.
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Shut it.
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Now let's clear
this place out.
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If we hurry,
I don't have to sleep here.
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I hate nature.
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Oh, god, Steven, you know what?
I thought you finally understood
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what being a couple
is all about.
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Well, what is being
a couple?
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It's all about give and take,
yin and Yang.
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It's a philosophical paradox,
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like a tree falling
in the forest
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with no one around
to hear it.
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Does it make a noise?
Who's to say?
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Okay, you're just
confusing me.
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You see? It's murky.
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That's what
I'm up against.
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Oh, my god.
What a load of crap!
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Who's to say
what crap is?
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Here, pull my vase.
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Oh, I know this one.
No, thank you.
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No! Man, it's stuck.
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I put the stash in here,
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and now I can't get
my hand out.
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Oh. I can help.
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Oh, damn. I guess I left
my baby oil in the other pants.
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This vase
smells like chocolate.
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Really?
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Aah!
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You can't see it,
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but I'm flipping you off
right now.
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What's going on?
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Oh, just a classic case
of hand stuck in vase.
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Well, get it off,
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or you'll have a classic case
of foot stuck in ass.
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Hey,
what's the teeny writing
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on the bottom of the vase
say?
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What teeny writing?
Aah!
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Stop doing that!
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Get smarter!
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♪♪
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Steven, would you
be careful?
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That's my trophy
for prettiest ballerina.
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Oh.
But that's right.
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You don't care about stuff
that's important to me.
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Hey, you know what?
You're the one who lied
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and said you were going
to a doll expo.
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You should've just told me
what's going on with you.
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No, I shouldn't have
to tell you, okay?
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You should just know.
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So I'm just supposed
to magically know
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that "I'm going to a doll expo"
is Jackie-speak
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for "my parents' cabin
is being foreclosed on
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"and I need help
cleaning it out"?
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Yes.
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Steven, my family
is falling apart,
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and you've never, ever
even asked about it!
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If you cared, you'd figure out
what was going on with me
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and find a way to help.
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00:12:56,334 --> 00:12:58,605
Jackie, that's crazy.
256
00:12:58,629 --> 00:13:00,774
The only time people I know
find a way to help
257
00:13:00,798 --> 00:13:02,943
is when they're cutting a deal
with the d.A.
258
00:13:06,595 --> 00:13:09,950
Whatever happens,
you're driving her back.
259
00:13:09,974 --> 00:13:12,660
She talked so much
on the way here,
260
00:13:12,684 --> 00:13:14,662
I thought I was gonna
have to strap her
261
00:13:14,686 --> 00:13:17,355
to the hood of the Van
like a deer.
262
00:13:19,650 --> 00:13:21,294
Boy, Jackie looks mad.
263
00:13:21,318 --> 00:13:23,296
Yeah, I cheated on her
like a hundred times,
264
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,548
and she never looked
that pissed.
265
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:29,326
Come on, kelso,
grab that end of the couch.
266
00:13:35,373 --> 00:13:38,627
I've had it with that vase.
I'm getting a hammer.
267
00:13:40,337 --> 00:13:41,564
Come on.
268
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:44,651
Why won't this thing
come off?!
269
00:13:44,675 --> 00:13:46,653
Like, my hand
wouldn't be so big
270
00:13:46,677 --> 00:13:50,073
if I didn't have to hold
this stupid bag.
271
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,783
You're holding
the bag?
272
00:13:51,807 --> 00:13:53,952
Just let go,
you moron.
273
00:13:53,976 --> 00:13:56,061
Fine.
274
00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:01,817
Wow, it's like
the world's coolest piñata.
275
00:14:07,531 --> 00:14:11,636
What the hell
happened here?
276
00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:16,265
Steven...
277
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,309
What's in the bag?
278
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:21,646
The packers win
in next year's super bowl,
279
00:14:21,670 --> 00:14:25,256
that's what's
in the bag!
280
00:14:30,888 --> 00:14:32,824
Is that what I think it is?
281
00:14:32,848 --> 00:14:37,912
If you mean paprika,
yes, sir!
282
00:14:37,936 --> 00:14:40,790
Honey...
283
00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:44,234
Honey, paprika is red.
284
00:14:47,612 --> 00:14:51,575
If you mean green paprika,
yes, sir!
285
00:14:53,451 --> 00:14:55,847
Green paprika?
286
00:14:55,871 --> 00:14:59,266
Hyde, what am I
looking for here?
287
00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:01,626
Oregano.
288
00:15:03,545 --> 00:15:06,464
If you mean oregano,
yes, sir!
289
00:15:13,138 --> 00:15:15,867
Did Jackie say anything
about Davis street?
290
00:15:15,891 --> 00:15:17,284
Not unless it's
291
00:15:17,308 --> 00:15:20,705
"the street where
I dropped my gum that time."
292
00:15:20,729 --> 00:15:23,107
All right, that's it.
We're going home.
293
00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:27,336
And, Donna, I'm sorry
294
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,422
about what I said
about your urges.
295
00:15:29,446 --> 00:15:30,882
I love your urges.
296
00:15:30,906 --> 00:15:33,784
They've been...
Very good to me.
297
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,637
Well... thanks.
298
00:15:36,661 --> 00:15:38,789
They do what they can.
299
00:15:42,126 --> 00:15:43,519
Um...
300
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,730
I'm waiting for
my apology.
301
00:15:45,754 --> 00:15:48,733
For what?
302
00:15:48,757 --> 00:15:51,360
For that twinkie
you inhaled.
303
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:56,616
Are you serious?
304
00:15:56,640 --> 00:16:00,369
Okay, I'm sorry
I ate your twinkie.
305
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,788
You rolled your eyes.
306
00:16:01,812 --> 00:16:03,915
It doesn't count
if you roll your eyes.
307
00:16:03,939 --> 00:16:07,835
Okay. I'm sorry
I ate your twinkie.
308
00:16:07,859 --> 00:16:09,837
You rolled your eyes
again!
309
00:16:09,861 --> 00:16:11,798
It was just
a stupid twinkie!
310
00:16:11,822 --> 00:16:13,674
It's my twinkie, Donna!
311
00:16:13,698 --> 00:16:17,410
It was my twinkie.
312
00:16:19,788 --> 00:16:22,267
Do you idiots realize
how much trouble you're in?
313
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:27,688
How could that bathroom
not have a window?
314
00:16:27,712 --> 00:16:29,232
What? What's going on?
315
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:32,068
Well, apparently,
Hyde had a stash
316
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,511
that none of us
knew anything about.
317
00:16:36,013 --> 00:16:38,699
Especially me.
318
00:16:38,723 --> 00:16:41,119
But I think Fez knew, too.
319
00:16:41,143 --> 00:16:44,122
That's the way
you want it, fine.
320
00:16:44,146 --> 00:16:46,481
You have to sleep
sometime.
321
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,335
Okay, shut it.
322
00:16:49,359 --> 00:16:51,045
I'm calling
your parents.
323
00:16:51,069 --> 00:16:53,655
I'm calling immigration.
324
00:16:57,075 --> 00:16:59,095
And you.
325
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:02,473
I warned you once
about this crap.
326
00:17:02,497 --> 00:17:05,559
Now I have no choice.
327
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,728
You're out of the house.
328
00:17:07,752 --> 00:17:09,981
No, wait. Look, that stash
wasn't his. It was mine.
329
00:17:10,005 --> 00:17:11,607
Jackie...
Let me talk.
330
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,652
Yeah, Hyde,
let her talk.
331
00:17:14,676 --> 00:17:16,196
Okay, look, it's just...
332
00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:18,198
Okay, I've been having
such a hard time
333
00:17:18,222 --> 00:17:20,700
since my dad's been in jail
that I was looking for anything
334
00:17:20,724 --> 00:17:22,660
that just might make me
feel better.
335
00:17:22,684 --> 00:17:24,829
Mrs. Forman, it's like you
with your menopause
336
00:17:24,853 --> 00:17:27,564
and all that wine
you're always drinkin'.
337
00:17:32,903 --> 00:17:35,089
Well...
338
00:17:35,113 --> 00:17:38,325
You shut
your dirty little mouth.
339
00:17:41,953 --> 00:17:44,431
Now, Steven, you tell me
the truth right now.
340
00:17:44,455 --> 00:17:46,351
Is this yours or not?
341
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:49,419
Mrs. Forman, I'm telling you
the truth. It's not mine.
342
00:17:52,964 --> 00:17:55,860
Okay. Fine.
343
00:17:55,884 --> 00:17:58,863
Well, I don't care whose it is.
I'm throwing it in the lake.
344
00:17:58,887 --> 00:18:02,682
I paid 20 bucks for that.
345
00:18:06,770 --> 00:18:09,374
You got my parents' number.
346
00:18:09,398 --> 00:18:11,417
That'll teach you
to sell me out,
347
00:18:11,441 --> 00:18:13,419
you son of a bitch!
348
00:18:13,443 --> 00:18:16,654
All right, all right, all right,
let's go.
349
00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:24,305
So I snuck up here
behind your back,
350
00:18:24,329 --> 00:18:26,224
we have a huge fight,
351
00:18:26,248 --> 00:18:28,393
and then you do
something nice for me.
352
00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:30,353
It's like when the grinch
stole Christmas,
353
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,479
but all the little whos
sang anyway.
354
00:18:32,503 --> 00:18:35,066
I don't know.
It's just what people do
355
00:18:35,090 --> 00:18:37,193
for the people
they care about.
356
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,070
Nobody I ever knew.
357
00:18:39,094 --> 00:18:42,639
That's 'cause you were poor,
and poor people are bad.
358
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:47,245
But... look, it's like what
I was talking about before.
359
00:18:47,269 --> 00:18:49,289
I sensed you were
in trouble,
360
00:18:49,313 --> 00:18:51,249
and I looked for a way
to help you
361
00:18:51,273 --> 00:18:53,667
without you having
to ask me.
362
00:18:53,691 --> 00:18:56,379
Jackie, to be fair,
you heard red say,
363
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:59,882
"Hyde, you're out
of the house,"
364
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:03,827
not "Hyde, you're going
to a doll expo."
365
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,395
Well, anyway, thank you.
366
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:14,272
Oh, so you can you
help me
367
00:19:14,296 --> 00:19:16,357
move the mirror
in the bathroom?
368
00:19:16,381 --> 00:19:17,900
What mirror?
369
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,676
The one covering up
the window.
370
00:19:27,392 --> 00:19:30,037
Well, that was
a great trip.
371
00:19:30,061 --> 00:19:31,831
Yeah, can't wait
to do it again.
372
00:19:31,855 --> 00:19:33,291
Okay, okay.
373
00:19:33,315 --> 00:19:37,462
Donna, I think I may have
overreacted a little bit.
374
00:19:37,486 --> 00:19:42,216
I mean, there are plenty
of twinkies in the world.
375
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,760
I mean, sure, there was
only one in the car,
376
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:48,079
and you did go Godzilla
on it.
377
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,559
But...
378
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:54,270
Look, I'm sorry.
379
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,272
Well, if it makes you
feel any better,
380
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,899
it didn't taste
very good.
381
00:19:58,923 --> 00:20:00,943
I think it was
a knockoff.
382
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,094
Yeah, my mom buys
twonkies.
383
00:20:04,679 --> 00:20:07,325
Look, Donna, we had a goal
at the beginning of this trip.
384
00:20:07,349 --> 00:20:10,661
We were gonna be romantic
in someplace new and different,
385
00:20:10,685 --> 00:20:15,041
and I am a man who likes
to finish what he started.
386
00:20:15,065 --> 00:20:19,086
So may I suggest...
387
00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:21,029
On my kitchen table?
388
00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:27,928
You know what? Okay.
389
00:20:27,952 --> 00:20:30,973
All right, yeah, your parents
won't be home until tomorrow.
390
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,476
Oh, my god.
You're going for this?
391
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,561
Okay. Okay.
392
00:20:35,585 --> 00:20:36,979
Great.
393
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,672
What the hell
was in that twonkie?
394
00:20:51,476 --> 00:20:53,079
Do you believe that kid?
395
00:20:53,103 --> 00:20:55,622
First, he doesn't show up,
then he blocks the driveway.
396
00:20:55,646 --> 00:20:57,542
Well, I will just be happy
397
00:20:57,566 --> 00:21:00,151
to get back
in our nice, quiet house.
398
00:21:04,114 --> 00:21:07,451
Oh, my god!
399
00:21:09,827 --> 00:21:12,080
All right!
It's Donna's butt!
400
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,585
Damn it! That's where
I eat dinner!
401
00:21:27,845 --> 00:21:29,907
Scrub, damn it!
402
00:21:29,931 --> 00:21:33,119
I am scrubbing
as hard as I can.
403
00:21:33,143 --> 00:21:35,246
This cleanser
isn't strong enough.
404
00:21:35,270 --> 00:21:38,458
Kitty, it's bleach
and lighter fluid.
405
00:21:38,482 --> 00:21:40,960
There is nothing stronger.
406
00:21:40,984 --> 00:21:44,195
Well, it is not
strong enough!
407
00:21:47,616 --> 00:21:50,285
Nope, no good.
We need a new table.
408
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,309
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