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Why? 23 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:20,721 Because Malibu Ken doesn't have a beard! 24 00:00:22,305 --> 00:00:24,725 Yes, he does. Malibu Barbie's his beard. 25 00:00:26,768 --> 00:00:28,437 No straight man wears shorts that tight. 26 00:00:30,313 --> 00:00:32,941 I don't care. Just shave it off. 27 00:00:32,982 --> 00:00:36,194 It's like making out with carpet. 28 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:40,073 Well, here it is, the beginning of the end for you two. 29 00:00:40,115 --> 00:00:41,842 Yeah, I remember the part of our relationship 30 00:00:41,866 --> 00:00:44,745 when all Jackie did was boss me around. 31 00:00:44,785 --> 00:00:48,164 Yeah, that part only lasted, what, like, six years? 32 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:51,918 And he's a better man for it. 33 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,464 So come on, Steven, let's shave that beard. 34 00:00:57,799 --> 00:01:00,093 Jackie, you just gave an order in the form of a cheer. 35 00:01:02,638 --> 00:01:05,807 - Oh, where are you going? - Wherever the beard takes me. 36 00:01:08,226 --> 00:01:11,521 Jackie, sweetie, we just got a phone call, and you're needed at home. 37 00:01:11,563 --> 00:01:12,749 So why don't you grab your coat? 38 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:14,983 Mr. Forman'll give you a ride home. 39 00:01:15,024 --> 00:01:17,611 - Do you know what's going on? - No, I don't know anything. 40 00:01:19,488 --> 00:01:21,239 I know everything! 41 00:01:23,492 --> 00:01:27,245 You know how Jackie's father is a city councilman? Not anymore. 42 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:29,390 He just got arrested for bribery. He could go to prison. 43 00:01:29,414 --> 00:01:32,501 Well, I'm glad. 44 00:01:32,542 --> 00:01:35,878 That guy makes Republicans look like a bunch of crooks and greedy businessmen. 45 00:01:37,756 --> 00:01:40,801 Yeah, well, thank God for the honest ones like Richard Nixon, huh? 46 00:01:42,177 --> 00:01:43,595 Oh, no. 47 00:01:46,431 --> 00:01:47,516 What did you say? 48 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:50,519 I said that 49 00:01:51,936 --> 00:01:53,896 Nixon was framed and Kennedy was a commie. 50 00:01:55,732 --> 00:01:56,858 That's right. 51 00:02:07,118 --> 00:02:08,328 What's with the gun, Trigger? 52 00:02:08,370 --> 00:02:11,414 Oh, will you relax, Eric? It's not a gun. It's a BB gun. 53 00:02:13,583 --> 00:02:15,460 Yeah. I lost it when I was, like, 10, 54 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:18,296 and I found it this morning buried in my backyard. 55 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:20,423 Why were you digging in your backyard? 56 00:02:22,050 --> 00:02:23,885 Uh... Dinosaurs. 57 00:02:26,054 --> 00:02:27,723 Watch the news, Donna! 58 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:34,062 You guys, I can't believe that Mr. Burkhart might actually be going to prison. 59 00:02:34,103 --> 00:02:37,232 Ah, the tragedy. My father was sent to prison, 60 00:02:37,273 --> 00:02:39,275 and it led to a life of drugs and prostitution. 61 00:02:42,028 --> 00:02:45,114 - What? - Yes. Then his pimp killed him. 62 00:02:45,156 --> 00:02:48,159 But then the medical examiner found a tiny hair. 63 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:51,120 And he solved the crime, and he sent the pimp bastard to the chair. 64 00:02:53,331 --> 00:02:55,375 Fez, that was last night's episode of Quincy. 65 00:02:57,335 --> 00:02:59,212 Oh, I didn't know you watch that show. 66 00:03:01,339 --> 00:03:04,967 Yeah, this is rough stuff Jackie's going through. 67 00:03:05,009 --> 00:03:07,679 She'll come running to me, Old Faithful. 68 00:03:08,847 --> 00:03:10,766 Kelso, Jackie's with me now. 69 00:03:11,683 --> 00:03:13,476 Maybe. But we have history. 70 00:03:13,518 --> 00:03:15,562 So when she needs a shoulder to cry on, 71 00:03:15,604 --> 00:03:17,284 she'll rest her head on these broad babies. 72 00:03:19,816 --> 00:03:20,941 Feel them. 73 00:03:21,818 --> 00:03:23,194 Rock hard, amigo. 74 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:27,049 Man, you don't want Jackie leaning on your shoulders. 75 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:29,158 - They're all bruised. - Where? 76 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,956 Man, I should really see those coming by now. 77 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,543 Oh! Watch the gun, Cool Hand Luke. 78 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:42,464 Will you relax, Eric? God, guns don't just go off by accident. 79 00:03:45,174 --> 00:03:49,304 Really? What about Eric's fourth-grade hamster, Snowball? 80 00:03:49,345 --> 00:03:51,013 Oh, no, Snowball wasn't shot. 81 00:03:51,055 --> 00:03:52,974 He went upstate to live with a nice farm family. 82 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:59,481 You shot Snowball? 83 00:04:00,732 --> 00:04:02,984 The... The gun went off by accident! 84 00:04:07,823 --> 00:04:09,950 Oh, sweet pea, I'm here for you. 85 00:04:11,576 --> 00:04:13,829 Steven, my dad's going to prison. What am I gonna do? 86 00:04:16,164 --> 00:04:17,999 Bake him a cake with a file in it? 87 00:04:21,753 --> 00:04:23,839 What do you want me to say? 88 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,883 Nothing. Look, I just... Oh, never mind. 89 00:04:29,051 --> 00:04:31,053 Now we're talking. Donna, give her a kiss. 90 00:04:35,517 --> 00:04:37,477 ♪ Hanging out 91 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:41,147 ♪ Down the street 92 00:04:42,732 --> 00:04:45,026 ♪ The same old thing 93 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:48,321 ♪ We did last week 94 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:53,034 ♪ Not a thing to do 95 00:04:53,910 --> 00:04:56,663 ♪ But talk to you 96 00:04:57,706 --> 00:04:59,582 ♪ We're all all right 97 00:04:59,624 --> 00:05:01,167 ♪ We're all all right ♪ 98 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:04,045 Hello, Wisconsin! 99 00:05:10,969 --> 00:05:14,138 Jackie blew right by me to get to Hyde! 100 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:17,141 Yes, I know. Because you told me 20 times! 101 00:05:20,812 --> 00:05:22,605 Oh, there's my boss, Nina. 102 00:05:22,647 --> 00:05:24,190 Queen of the DMV. 103 00:05:25,066 --> 00:05:27,569 She haunts my dreams. 104 00:05:27,610 --> 00:05:31,072 Wait, I thought Mr. Roper from Three's Company haunted your dreams. 105 00:05:31,113 --> 00:05:33,867 Oh, he's there, too. Bug-eyed bastard. 106 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:37,579 Look at how beautiful she is. 107 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:39,205 You have to help me win her heart. 108 00:05:40,498 --> 00:05:41,958 Whatever happened to Jackie's heart? 109 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,334 You know, at first I thought 110 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:45,253 - they were just killing time. - But Nina... 111 00:05:45,294 --> 00:05:47,189 But now I actually think they're getting serious. 112 00:05:47,213 --> 00:05:49,089 - But Nina... - I mean Jackie and Hyde, man? 113 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:52,052 Enough! It's over for you, pin-brain! 114 00:05:54,470 --> 00:05:56,514 Now, to summarize, 115 00:05:56,556 --> 00:05:58,307 Jackie gone, Nina still in play. 116 00:05:59,851 --> 00:06:01,269 Now help me do this thing. 117 00:06:02,353 --> 00:06:03,354 Fez. 118 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:07,358 Nina. My queen-a. 119 00:06:10,445 --> 00:06:13,615 I told you I don't like that. 120 00:06:13,656 --> 00:06:16,116 Now you're late for your fingerprint tutorial, so move it. 121 00:06:17,201 --> 00:06:19,829 Ooh, tough cookie. 122 00:06:19,871 --> 00:06:22,624 Yes, Fez likes the hard-headed mamas. 123 00:06:22,665 --> 00:06:25,460 Really? I'm starting to get into the Asian ladies. 124 00:06:27,462 --> 00:06:30,090 I know what you mean. Mystery of the Orient. Very sexy. 125 00:06:38,222 --> 00:06:39,599 - Hey. - Hey. 126 00:06:39,641 --> 00:06:42,018 Donna, what are you doing wearing the engagement ring? 127 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:43,686 It's supposed to be a secret. 128 00:06:44,646 --> 00:06:46,773 You didn't tell anyone, did you? 129 00:06:46,815 --> 00:06:50,026 Yeah, Eric, I have no self-control, so I told the pretzel guy at the park. 130 00:06:50,068 --> 00:06:52,070 Okay. 131 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,673 Seriously, I have no self-control, and I told the pretzel guy at the park. 132 00:06:54,697 --> 00:06:57,450 - Donna! - I'm sorry. 133 00:06:57,492 --> 00:06:59,869 I'm excited. I had to tell someone. 134 00:06:59,911 --> 00:07:01,412 Plus free pretzel. 135 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:07,627 What's wrong, Steven? Problems with Jackie? 136 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,505 Yeah, I said the wrong thing. 137 00:07:10,546 --> 00:07:12,757 Well, I have menopause. Do you have menopause? 138 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:16,344 No. 139 00:07:17,595 --> 00:07:18,680 Lucky bastard. 140 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:24,185 I'm sorry. So... 141 00:07:26,938 --> 00:07:28,189 Tell me what happened. 142 00:07:29,565 --> 00:07:32,152 Well, she wanted me to say something 143 00:07:32,193 --> 00:07:34,445 to make her feel better and I couldn't think of anything. 144 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:36,340 Well, Steven, you don't know how to comfort people, 145 00:07:36,364 --> 00:07:38,741 because you've never been comforted. 146 00:07:38,783 --> 00:07:40,493 No, that's not true. 147 00:07:40,535 --> 00:07:43,204 One time, my dad felt so bad about missing my Little League game 148 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:45,623 that he made up for it by disappearing for nine years. 149 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,210 Well, after what you've been through, 150 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:51,004 you don't have to be nice to anybody. 151 00:07:51,046 --> 00:07:52,672 Jackie can just leave you alone. 152 00:07:52,714 --> 00:07:55,216 Now I'm just... I'm gonna go upstairs and cry a little. 153 00:07:57,969 --> 00:08:00,180 Problems with Jackie, huh? 154 00:08:00,221 --> 00:08:04,266 Hyde, I'd like to remind you that Donna and I are basically the perfect couple. 155 00:08:06,394 --> 00:08:08,270 We really are. 156 00:08:08,312 --> 00:08:11,315 So we might just have a little something 157 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:14,402 to teach you about relationships. 158 00:08:14,443 --> 00:08:16,445 We really do. 159 00:08:16,487 --> 00:08:19,490 - All you have to do is back off. - Go to her. 160 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:20,742 What? 161 00:08:21,993 --> 00:08:23,285 No, he needs to be with her. 162 00:08:23,327 --> 00:08:25,246 No, he needs to give her space. 163 00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:27,415 When your mom left, I gave you space. 164 00:08:27,456 --> 00:08:29,542 Yeah, but I didn't want space. I wanted you with me. 165 00:08:29,584 --> 00:08:31,627 - You didn't tell me that. - I couldn't find you! 166 00:08:34,672 --> 00:08:36,298 And they lived happily ever after. 167 00:08:41,512 --> 00:08:44,849 Fingerprinting is one of the most important jobs at the DMV, Fez. 168 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:47,051 It helps make our customers feel like common criminals. 169 00:08:53,816 --> 00:08:56,027 See? Firm but gentle. 170 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:59,321 Repeat that. Firm but gentle. 171 00:09:00,531 --> 00:09:02,117 Fir but ge-ge. 172 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:11,292 Your hands are strong. 173 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:14,295 But your right hand's much stronger than your left. Why is that? 174 00:09:23,972 --> 00:09:25,265 I am a sword fighter. 175 00:09:27,142 --> 00:09:29,269 - You fence? - Touche. 176 00:09:31,146 --> 00:09:35,483 You know, I'm sorry if I'm a little short-tempered with you sometimes. 177 00:09:35,524 --> 00:09:40,071 It's just, well, when I see you, I just... 178 00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:47,912 No. No, I can't. 179 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:49,831 But I am all atwitter. 180 00:09:52,834 --> 00:09:57,005 I'm sorry. I just can't. And no one can know about this. 181 00:10:07,723 --> 00:10:09,558 But, Mom, Dad's in trouble. 182 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,353 So I really think you need to come back from Acapulco now. 183 00:10:13,938 --> 00:10:15,273 Uh-huh. 184 00:10:16,274 --> 00:10:17,608 Wow, that is a lot of tequila. 185 00:10:21,362 --> 00:10:24,949 Red, Jackie's been moping in our kitchen for an hour. 186 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:26,117 So call the cops. 187 00:10:27,910 --> 00:10:30,955 I don't want her arrested. I want to help her. 188 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:32,790 She needs a father figure. Go talk to her. 189 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:33,833 - No. - Yes! 190 00:10:33,875 --> 00:10:35,293 - No. - Red! 191 00:10:36,211 --> 00:10:38,838 Fine. Every damn argument! 192 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:40,440 You'd think I'd win one, just by chance. 193 00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:47,889 - Mr. Forman... - Look, Jackie, 194 00:10:47,930 --> 00:10:51,976 I know that things seem grim, but your father's rich, right? 195 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:53,477 Uh-huh. 196 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,455 Well, then I'm sure that whatever trouble he's in, 197 00:10:55,479 --> 00:10:57,273 he'll buy his way out and wriggle free. 198 00:10:59,567 --> 00:11:00,860 You're right. 199 00:11:00,902 --> 00:11:04,613 I mean, this is America. The rich are treated differently here. 200 00:11:04,655 --> 00:11:08,326 Yep. And I'm so glad I took some shrapnel to make that happen. 201 00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:10,912 Me, too. 202 00:11:15,499 --> 00:11:17,668 So, Hyde, have you talked to Jackie yet? 203 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:21,463 'Cause don't... 'Cause you gotta give her room to breathe, man. 204 00:11:24,092 --> 00:11:27,678 Yeah. And if she ever falls out of a plane, just let her fall. 205 00:11:29,638 --> 00:11:31,599 What, he's supposed to just jump out after her? 206 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,433 Well, at least they'll be together. 207 00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:37,313 Man, I don't get Jackie. 208 00:11:37,355 --> 00:11:38,981 I mean, we were together for years, 209 00:11:39,023 --> 00:11:42,110 and the second I turn my back, she off and frenches Hyde. 210 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:45,923 And by "turn your back," you mean ditching her for two months 211 00:11:45,947 --> 00:11:47,823 to have sex with random beach trash? 212 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,493 Whatever, man. 213 00:11:53,371 --> 00:11:56,332 You... It's all... It's all about words with you! 214 00:11:58,458 --> 00:12:00,920 Kelso, Jackie's my girlfriend. 215 00:12:00,962 --> 00:12:02,255 We're together, so get over it. 216 00:12:02,297 --> 00:12:03,839 You know what? Fine! 217 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:17,477 Dude, you shot him! 218 00:12:20,398 --> 00:12:22,691 That is exactly what happened to Snowball! 219 00:12:30,658 --> 00:12:33,953 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, 220 00:12:33,995 --> 00:12:37,497 I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. 221 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,500 Did I shoot your eye? 222 00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:45,798 Yes! Now I can't see, you moron! You're dead! 223 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:48,508 - I'd start running now. - Chasing me is futile! 224 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:51,012 I'll just hide in your blind spot! 225 00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:57,143 - Man, are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 226 00:13:02,357 --> 00:13:04,566 The BB just winged my shoulder. 227 00:13:04,608 --> 00:13:06,277 But that kid needs to be taught a lesson. 228 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:10,239 - Hyde, it was an accident. - No, it wasn't. 229 00:13:10,281 --> 00:13:12,867 He's been bitching about me and Jackie since he found out. 230 00:13:12,908 --> 00:13:15,453 Now he got himself so out of control that he shot me. 231 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,247 I don't like getting shot! 232 00:13:20,082 --> 00:13:23,378 So now I'm gonna punish him the way my parents punish me. 233 00:13:23,419 --> 00:13:25,046 You're gonna leave him at the mall? 234 00:13:28,299 --> 00:13:32,761 No. I'm gonna milk this eye thing until he feels as bad as he should. 235 00:13:32,803 --> 00:13:35,431 They didn't leave me at the mall. They forgot me. 236 00:13:37,641 --> 00:13:38,684 They were drunk. 237 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,732 I am in pain. 238 00:13:47,318 --> 00:13:51,864 Fez, we're really sorry about Nina. You know, rejection hurts. 239 00:13:51,906 --> 00:13:54,158 No, Nina and I were kissing, and she made me stop 240 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,910 and now I am in pain. 241 00:14:01,999 --> 00:14:03,125 I have to go do something. 242 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:14,554 I think maybe we're all getting a little too comfortable with each other. 243 00:14:14,594 --> 00:14:17,515 Well, maybe we wouldn't be so comfortable if we just gave each other 244 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:18,807 some space. 245 00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:26,023 Don't make me hit you. 246 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:28,568 Well, good luck reaching me through all the space. 247 00:14:32,530 --> 00:14:34,615 Hey, guys. Is Hyde here? 248 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:37,618 Hyde? 249 00:14:47,503 --> 00:14:49,671 Hey, Hyde. I brought you this. 250 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,883 What is it? I can't see. 251 00:14:57,346 --> 00:14:59,599 Well, it's most of a burger. 252 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,186 I took a bite, 'cause I'm sorry, but I'm also hungry. 253 00:15:06,647 --> 00:15:10,401 Yeah, well, it's almost 2:00. I gotta go flush out my eye. 254 00:15:14,822 --> 00:15:17,116 You guys, how bad is it? Is Hyde gonna be a Cyclops? 255 00:15:20,495 --> 00:15:25,249 Kelso, what were you thinking? I mean, did you shoot him on purpose? 256 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,668 No! The gun went off on accident! 257 00:15:29,253 --> 00:15:31,922 Well, he kind of thinks you did. 258 00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:35,968 How could I? I mean, yeah, I was mad. But I didn't... 259 00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:41,390 I don't know. Maybe I did it accidentally on purpose. 260 00:15:41,432 --> 00:15:44,685 - You mean, subconsciously? - No, I was definitely awake the whole time. 261 00:15:50,399 --> 00:15:52,943 Steven, I'm glad your eye's not hurt. 262 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:55,904 Even though you deserve it because you were such a jerk about my dad. 263 00:15:56,947 --> 00:15:59,241 Man, look, Jackie... 264 00:16:01,702 --> 00:16:04,746 I'm never gonna be the guy who says the right thing at the right time. Okay? 265 00:16:04,788 --> 00:16:06,290 I'm just not. 266 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,791 You are so full of it. 267 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:10,586 All I'm asking for is a gesture, and you can't even do that. 268 00:16:10,628 --> 00:16:13,088 Okay, I got something. 269 00:16:14,882 --> 00:16:17,718 Get your dad a carton of cigarettes 270 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,054 so he can trade them for not being someone's wife. 271 00:16:22,890 --> 00:16:25,643 - Oh, just forget it. - No. No. 272 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,479 Jackie, that's funny. Look, when my dad went to prison, 273 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,521 that's what someone told me to make me feel better. 274 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,652 It was my mom! We had a real good laugh! 275 00:16:40,074 --> 00:16:43,744 Mr. and Mrs. Forman, can you settle this for us? 276 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,787 If someone you love is kind of depressed, 277 00:16:45,829 --> 00:16:48,499 should you shower them with kindness or give them space? 278 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,001 Well, now, that's a very good question. 279 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:57,633 And it really takes a lot of living with someone to get it right. 280 00:16:57,675 --> 00:17:01,512 - That's true. - But you'll find the thing to do is... 281 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,222 - Give them space. - ...shower them... 282 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,477 What did you say? 283 00:17:09,604 --> 00:17:10,854 I said what you said. 284 00:17:14,316 --> 00:17:16,777 - You're lying. - Oh, come on, Kitty! 285 00:17:17,778 --> 00:17:21,073 When menopause makes you crazy, 286 00:17:21,115 --> 00:17:23,701 I could be with you all day and it wouldn't do any good. 287 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,786 You need space. 288 00:17:28,956 --> 00:17:32,418 Oh. Menopause makes me crazy? 289 00:17:34,629 --> 00:17:35,921 I'm crazy? 290 00:17:37,214 --> 00:17:38,840 I'm crazy? 291 00:17:40,384 --> 00:17:42,844 Well, if you want space, Red Forman, you got it! 292 00:17:42,886 --> 00:17:45,889 This crazy lady's out the crazy door! 293 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,154 We were having a nice lunch. 294 00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:13,000 Okay, Hyde, I feel really bad, and I shouldn't have shot you. 295 00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:17,004 And I think that I might've done it on purpose 296 00:18:17,045 --> 00:18:20,882 'cause I'm not okay with you and Jackie and I don't know if I ever will be. 297 00:18:20,924 --> 00:18:23,364 But I'm almost positive that I'll never, ever shoot you again. 298 00:18:25,346 --> 00:18:29,224 But the only way to be sure is for you to shoot me. 299 00:18:29,266 --> 00:18:31,686 I've always responded really well to corporal punishment. 300 00:18:32,269 --> 00:18:34,355 So, here. 301 00:18:37,858 --> 00:18:39,067 Do it. Shoot me. 302 00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:42,988 This is like Old Yeller. 303 00:18:44,865 --> 00:18:48,285 Come on, man. Just do it. Right here. It's the only way. 304 00:18:49,745 --> 00:18:50,871 Okay. 305 00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:53,081 You lied! 306 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,252 You're dead, man! 307 00:19:03,592 --> 00:19:07,095 So, how's stuff with your dad? 308 00:19:07,137 --> 00:19:10,098 Well, my mom's flying home from the Fiesta de las Margaritas. 309 00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:11,975 - So I guess it's pretty serious. - Hmm. 310 00:19:13,394 --> 00:19:14,936 Wow, that is serious. 311 00:19:14,978 --> 00:19:16,689 Playboy voted Fiesta de las Margaritas 312 00:19:16,731 --> 00:19:18,733 Latin America's number one singles party. 313 00:19:20,818 --> 00:19:23,904 But I'm sure she's just there for the margaritas. 314 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:29,034 Oh, my God, you guys, my whole world is just falling apart. 315 00:19:33,622 --> 00:19:34,790 Hey. 316 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:41,004 Steven! You shaved your beard off! 317 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,339 I thought it might cheer you up. 318 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:45,426 Oh, my God. You shaved it off for me. 319 00:19:45,467 --> 00:19:47,969 You let the razor say the words your mouth couldn't speak. 320 00:19:51,849 --> 00:19:53,684 - Aww. - Shut up! 321 00:19:58,689 --> 00:20:02,234 So I guess the answer to the problem wasn't more or less space, 322 00:20:02,276 --> 00:20:03,611 it was more or less hair. 323 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:05,946 And that's bizarre. 324 00:20:07,030 --> 00:20:08,299 Okay, I've been thinking about it, 325 00:20:08,323 --> 00:20:10,992 about the space thing, and I got it. 326 00:20:11,034 --> 00:20:13,954 You'll talk about stuff, and I'll just leave. 327 00:20:16,164 --> 00:20:17,833 And I'll follow you. 328 00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:20,586 Because I'm strong enough to take you down and make you listen. 329 00:20:22,463 --> 00:20:25,299 And I will let you lie on me and pretend that it bothers me. 330 00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:31,346 Guys, something horrible has happened. 331 00:20:33,515 --> 00:20:35,768 The little man in my pants has turned black. 332 00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:42,441 It's not funny! 333 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,779 Black is the color of death! 334 00:20:49,907 --> 00:20:52,993 Oh, my little man is going to die before he gets to see the world. 335 00:20:58,457 --> 00:20:59,457 I'm so sorry. 336 00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,005 How could this happen? 337 00:21:07,257 --> 00:21:08,342 How? 338 00:21:16,224 --> 00:21:19,854 Okay, I washed, but the ink isn't coming off my little man. Help. 339 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,023 You should try bleach. 340 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,612 - Ooh. Or Comet. - Yeah. Or steel wool. 341 00:21:30,906 --> 00:21:34,284 Hey, and if all else fails the one thing that gets out ink is more ink. 342 00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:37,555 That's right, Hyde. But whatever you do, 343 00:21:37,579 --> 00:21:39,957 use the steel wool first. 344 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,042 Really scrub, so the soap gets in there. 345 00:21:43,293 --> 00:21:45,295 Remember, if it doesn't sting, it's not working. 346 00:21:45,319 --> 00:21:47,319 http://hiqve.com/ 26469

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