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What are those?
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Oh, Donna, did you
buy "playboy" for me?
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No, they're
college brochures.
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Donna, these people
are fully dressed.
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That's just not gonna
work for me.
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My guidance counselor
gave them to me,
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but I already told him
I'm going wherever you go.
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How did I ever get
a girl as great as you?
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You know you could do
better than me, right?
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But you're right next door.
It's so easy.
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Right.
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Oh, you two
make me sick.
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Looks my mom,
but speaks like my dad.
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I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that.
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That wasn't me talking.
That was the menopause.
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No, you don't have
to apologize.
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We totally get
what you're going through.
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Well, thank the lord!
Fertile myrtle totally gets it!
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I miss the basement.
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Kitty, I know
these past few weeks
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have been hard on you,
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hard on all of us,
really.
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But especially
hard on you.
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I mean, since you
found out you were...
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Just say it, red.
Barren.
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Well, there's no need
for both of us to say it.
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So I got something
to cheer my girl up.
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Well, good,
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'cause I finished off
the last bottle this morning.
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No, no.
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I got you...
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A puppy.
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He needs someone
to take care of him.
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His mother got run over
by a car.
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Did you run over
a dog, red?
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No!
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I just hate to see
you sad, and I thought...
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Oh, forget it.
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I'll take him back
and go to the liquor store.
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Well, now wait, wait.
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He's kinda cute.
Can I hold him?
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Oh, ho, ho!
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What a little lover boy!
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Ooh!
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See? He likes you.
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How about that?
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He's got menopause, too.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ that you did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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I'll see you later. I'm gonna
go get out of this thing.
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Boo!
Selfish!
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Man, what is with you guys
and this uniform?
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It makes us want
to corrupt you.
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Man, Donna
is so awesome.
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She can afford to go
to any school she wants,
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but she wants to
go where I go
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just so we can
be together.
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Yeah, she is awesome.
Why's she with you again?
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'Cause
a good girlfriend
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accepts her guy
no matter what!
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And Jackie was always
trying to change me.
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"Grow up, Michael.
Act your age, Michael.
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"Stop shooting grandmother
with the water pistol, Michael."
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She's 92, Michael.
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She had jam on her face!
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Well, all I know is things
with me and Donna
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are going really,
really well.
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This is just about
the point
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where I screw things up.
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So don't screw it up.
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Fez... oh, Fez.
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If history has
taught us anything,
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it's that screwing up
is my nature.
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But you know what I can do
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is bank a little goodwill,
do something nice.
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Buy her a present.
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Yep, she deserves it,
too.
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You know how many times
I tried to grab her boob
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on the way to California?
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And it would have easier for her
if she woulda let me.
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'Cause you know me.
I won't stop.
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I gotta get Donna
something really special,
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something that reminds her
that even though I'm an idiot,
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I'm an idiot
who loves her.
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I got it!
A scented candle!
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Chicks can't keep
their shirt on
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around a scented candle.
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Please,
the battlefield of love
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is littered with guys
who give candles.
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It's expensive jewelry
or nothing.
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Look, if you can't put
a price tag on love,
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then how do you know
how much it's worth?
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Jackie, what kind
of crap is that?
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You haven't learned
a thing from me.
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Steven, what do you mean?
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I mean, romance was created
by corporations
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to prey on losers who think
buying nice things
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will make somebody
love them.
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If you ever read
anything
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besides what Donny osmond
puts on his waffles,
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you might learn
something.
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I put whipped cream
on my waffles, too.
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I eat like the stars!
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Hey...
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When did you get
the cute little wiener dog?
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Not in my chair!
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Red forman!
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Schotzie is a helpless
little animal
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with four breakable legs.
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You can't throw him
around the room
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like you would Eric.
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Red, you don't seem like
the type of guy
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who'd get a dog,
being that you're unfriendly.
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Yeah, I know.
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I just wanted to do something
to cheer kitty up.
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Well, if you really
wanted to cheer her up,
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you should've
bought her a banjo.
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A banjo, Bob?
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You can't hold a banjo
and not smile.
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You can't hold a potato chip
and not smile.
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Yes?
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Um, I want to buy a present
for my girlfriend,
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you know, that lets her know
how I feel about her.
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Oh, no problem.
Oh, oh, oh.
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Would the lady
like a necklace?
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Huh?
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Well, it's nice.
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It's a little creepy.
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It doesn't really say
what I want to say, though.
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Okay, okay.
Oh, oh.
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How about a promise ring?
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Oh, don't even get me
started on promise rings.
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Like once, I gave her one,
and she didn't even want it,
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but then she
gave me...
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How about that?
Look how that shines.
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Whoa, that's nice,
huh?
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Well, your finger hair
curling over the ring
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is kind of ruining it
for me.
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Does wearing the merchandise
usually work for you?
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I don't know.
I'm new here.
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I used to work
at the lingerie store.
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They fired me.
Ah, I see.
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I think I know
what you're looking for.
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How about a diamond ring?
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Oh, isn't that gorgeous?
Look at that.
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Whoa...
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That's an engagement ring.
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I'm in high school, man.
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That says too much.
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Well, why don't
you tell me
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what it is
you wanna say?
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That I love her
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and we should be
together forever.
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An engagement ring
says that verbatim.
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Well, too bad,
'cause I ain't buying one.
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Well, I refuse to put on
any more jewelry!
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Well, thank god
for that!
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Would you like to
look around a little more?
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Sure.
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And sorry about
what I said.
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You look...
You look really nice.
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Donna, you, me,
tonight at the water tower.
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Make yourself foxy,
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'cause you're getting
something pretty special.
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Really? A present?
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I will get foxy.
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Oh, and, Donna...
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Don't forget
to wear flats,
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so that Eric can
feel like the boy.
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So, forman, you finally
broke down, huh?
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What'd you get her?
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Earrings?
A little bracelet?
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No, I got her way more
than a piece of jewelry.
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I got her a gift
that really says something...
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A diamond engagement ring.
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As a joke?
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No, you guys, I'm gonna ask
Donna to marry me.
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As a joke?
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The stupid helmet?
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Why do I have to wear
the stupid helmet?
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Because you're stupid!
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You can't ask Donna to
marry you, man!
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Why not?
I mean, come on.
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We already know that we're
gonna be together forever.
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No, you think that you're
gonna be together forever.
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Remember how you were worried
about screwing things up?
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This is
your bay of pigs, man.
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Yeah, even in my country,
we're not stupid enough
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to get married
in high school.
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And we eat bugs!
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Forman, what the hell
are you thinking?
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You don't understand,
okay? I love her.
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I was down at the store
and I realized,
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what am I waiting for?
We're happy.
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You don't engaged when
you're happy! What's the point?
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You do it when
your back's against the wall
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and there's no way out,
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like if
the girl's pregnant.
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It is settled then.
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Eric will get Donna
pregnant.
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I will oversee
the proceedings
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for verification
purposes.
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Ah, but he's so stupid,
how do we know he can do it?
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Jackie,
help me out here.
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Well, I think
it's beautiful.
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Well, then
you're crazy, too.
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Look, Steven, I am
my own woman, okay?
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I am allowed to have
opinions about jewelry!
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You present hater!
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Listen, you guys,
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I've thought about this
a lot, okay?
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Donna's willing to commit
four years of college to me.
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I want to commit, too.
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Forman, I say this
to you as a friend
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that likes to see you
get hurt.
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If you don't take
that ring back right now,
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you are going to end up
in a world of misery and pain.
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Hey, I love Donna, okay?
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So did it ever occur
to any of you
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that I'm ready for a world
of misery and pain?
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Think about that!
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Who wants
the last piece of salami?
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I'll take it.
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Who wants a salami?
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I said I do.
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There you go, schotzie!
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I said I wanted that.
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But he was begging,
red.
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We don't turn down
beggars.
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Do we, schotzie?
No, we don't!
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Okay, you guys know more
about relationships
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than my moron friends,
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so I have a question
about me and Donna.
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No, no more
about you and Donna.
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You need to be thinking
about your future...
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College, getting out
of my house.
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But Donna is my future.
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Honey, we know you
love Donna,
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but you two are so
on again and off again,
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you're probably gonna be
off again sometime soon.
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Won't they, schotzie?
Yes, they will!
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How about a career?
Have you even given thought
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to what you're gonna do
with your life?
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Yes, Donna and I...
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I think he should be
a pharmacist.
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Now there's an idea.
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You can count.
256
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,366
There's no heavy lifting.
257
00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:04,410
You ought to see him
try to wrestle
258
00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:06,645
with that big mop
down at the store.
259
00:13:08,772 --> 00:13:10,917
I don't see what any of this
has to do with me and Donna.
260
00:13:10,941 --> 00:13:13,962
Oh, honey, but you would be
such a good pharmacist.
261
00:13:13,986 --> 00:13:16,339
Your slender fingers
are perfect
262
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:19,550
for picking up tiny pills.
263
00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:22,595
Aren't they, schotzie?
Yes, they are!
264
00:13:22,619 --> 00:13:25,288
Did you see that?
He just nodded.
265
00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:31,479
♪ Blue morning, blue day... ♪
266
00:13:31,503 --> 00:13:35,608
Man, everyone's down on
me and Donna getting engaged.
267
00:13:35,632 --> 00:13:38,444
You guys, my parents...
268
00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:42,991
Even the magic 8-ball said,
"outlook not so good."
269
00:13:43,015 --> 00:13:45,368
I just...
270
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:48,830
I really think Donna
would love an engagement ring.
271
00:13:48,854 --> 00:13:51,166
Oh, she'll love the ring.
272
00:13:51,190 --> 00:13:53,084
It's the thought behind it
273
00:13:53,108 --> 00:13:55,128
that will send her
running for the hills.
274
00:13:55,152 --> 00:13:57,172
Or maybe she'll see
how smart it is
275
00:13:57,196 --> 00:13:59,174
to get married when
you're still in high school
276
00:13:59,198 --> 00:14:01,216
and have no money
or future.
277
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,219
I know I ran when Jackie
wanted to marry me,
278
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:07,015
except I ran for California
instead of the hills.
279
00:14:07,039 --> 00:14:09,308
I mean, the beach kicks
the hills' ass!
280
00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:11,226
There's way more bikinis,
281
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,503
and they usually have
a snack bar!
282
00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:18,943
What if you guys
are right?
283
00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:22,030
What if she thinks
I'm moving too fast?
284
00:14:22,054 --> 00:14:25,241
Man, giving her this ring
is a huge gamble.
285
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,202
Am I man enough
to make that bet?
286
00:14:27,226 --> 00:14:29,620
No, no!
The answer is no!
287
00:14:29,644 --> 00:14:32,582
You see, forman, you tried
to do a nice, thoughtful thing,
288
00:14:32,606 --> 00:14:34,625
and you screwed yourself.
289
00:14:34,649 --> 00:14:36,669
It's all about
expectations, man.
290
00:14:36,693 --> 00:14:39,505
Like I've taught Jackie to think
I'm rude and inconsiderate.
291
00:14:39,529 --> 00:14:41,382
I can't disappoint her,
292
00:14:41,406 --> 00:14:44,343
because I'm always
disappointing her!
293
00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:47,013
Then if I don't give Donna
the ring
294
00:14:47,037 --> 00:14:49,557
what am I gonna do at
the water tower?
295
00:14:49,581 --> 00:14:51,893
Oh, god!
296
00:14:51,917 --> 00:14:54,753
I do deserve this!
297
00:14:57,756 --> 00:15:02,237
Does anyone else think
that schotzie looks like Fez?
298
00:15:02,261 --> 00:15:05,430
That dog is flyin'!
299
00:15:07,015 --> 00:15:09,994
I don't know what's
gotten into schotzie.
300
00:15:10,018 --> 00:15:12,872
He's so hungry, he went
through three cans of food.
301
00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:15,959
Didn't you, schotzie?
302
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:18,086
Yes, you did!
303
00:15:20,779 --> 00:15:23,549
Hey, Bob, hand me that
remote there, will you?
304
00:15:23,573 --> 00:15:24,968
No thanks, red.
305
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:28,179
I'd have to buckle
my belt.
306
00:15:28,203 --> 00:15:30,473
Well, buckle
your belt anyway.
307
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,125
No one wants
to see that.
308
00:15:35,794 --> 00:15:39,131
Oh, not again!
309
00:15:41,258 --> 00:15:43,802
There we go.
310
00:15:46,096 --> 00:15:49,909
What the hell!
311
00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:52,078
Oh, crap!
312
00:15:52,102 --> 00:15:55,039
That's it!
That damn dog's gotta go.
313
00:15:55,063 --> 00:15:58,918
I think he just went,
red.
314
00:15:58,942 --> 00:16:01,879
Are you laughing, Bob?
315
00:16:01,903 --> 00:16:03,589
Your bottom's all wet.
316
00:16:03,613 --> 00:16:05,633
That's just plain funny
in my book.
317
00:16:05,657 --> 00:16:08,427
Well, he can't stay.
He's making everyone miserable.
318
00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:10,346
I don't know.
319
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:13,891
Kitty's seemed pretty darn
happy the last couple days.
320
00:16:13,915 --> 00:16:15,101
Yeah, well...
321
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:17,770
Look, red,
you did a nice thing.
322
00:16:17,794 --> 00:16:22,049
Don't spoil it by,
you know, being yourself.
323
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,362
I guess if the incontinent
little bastard
324
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:29,073
makes kitty happy,
I'll put up with it.
325
00:16:29,097 --> 00:16:32,910
What the hell? I've never
been that happy anyway.
326
00:16:32,934 --> 00:16:36,080
At least not
since I've known you.
327
00:16:36,104 --> 00:16:40,234
Yeah.
Weird coincidence, huh?
328
00:16:44,112 --> 00:16:47,424
Okay, look, you!
329
00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:50,094
I've been thinking about
all your conspiracy mumbo jumbo
330
00:16:50,118 --> 00:16:52,180
about presents and diamonds
and buying me stuff.
331
00:16:52,204 --> 00:16:53,639
And I realized that
332
00:16:53,663 --> 00:16:55,725
all your paranoid,
delusional crap about romance
333
00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:59,378
is a just a cover-up
for you being cheap!
334
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:06,569
Okay, first of all, it's not
paranoid, delusional crap!
335
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,529
Advertisers spend billions
to make you think
336
00:17:08,553 --> 00:17:10,614
I'm a jerk if I don't
buy you jewelry.
337
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,533
And second of all...
338
00:17:12,557 --> 00:17:14,493
You're right.
I am cheap.
339
00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:18,289
Well, you'd better
quit it,
340
00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:20,708
because I like
to get stuff,
341
00:17:20,732 --> 00:17:23,460
especially shiny stuff.
342
00:17:23,484 --> 00:17:26,214
Would you settle for
a cheeseburger
343
00:17:26,238 --> 00:17:28,174
wrapped in tinfoil?
344
00:17:28,198 --> 00:17:30,093
Well, for you I will,
345
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:34,055
but just know that i'm
really lowering my standards.
346
00:17:34,079 --> 00:17:36,456
That makes two of us.
347
00:17:45,966 --> 00:17:48,152
So? Huh?
348
00:17:48,176 --> 00:17:50,988
This is romantic, huh?
349
00:17:51,012 --> 00:17:53,283
It's a little more romantic
in the summer.
350
00:17:53,307 --> 00:17:56,411
Or any time
not below freezing.
351
00:17:56,435 --> 00:17:58,454
So what am I getting?
352
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,623
What are you getting?
353
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:03,793
What are you getting?
354
00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:06,963
This is what
you're getting.
355
00:18:06,987 --> 00:18:09,757
A candy bar?
356
00:18:09,781 --> 00:18:12,593
Well, half a candy bar.
357
00:18:12,617 --> 00:18:16,472
I figured we could share it
under the stars.
358
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:20,435
What a delightful
moonlit snack.
359
00:18:20,459 --> 00:18:24,063
Okay, you're being weird,
and it's freezing out here.
360
00:18:24,087 --> 00:18:27,233
Oh, come on.
It's not that cold.
361
00:18:27,257 --> 00:18:30,069
Aw...
362
00:18:30,093 --> 00:18:32,822
Eric, why are
we up here?
363
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:34,740
Okay, I'm sorry, Donna.
364
00:18:34,764 --> 00:18:36,784
I had something
that I was gonna give you,
365
00:18:36,808 --> 00:18:38,702
but I realized
it was stupid.
366
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:42,290
Or everyone said it was stupid,
so I just decided against it.
367
00:18:42,314 --> 00:18:43,958
What was it?
368
00:18:43,982 --> 00:18:46,419
It was nothing.
369
00:18:46,443 --> 00:18:48,338
Well, it was something.
370
00:18:48,362 --> 00:18:50,965
I mean, I can see that
it was something.
371
00:18:50,989 --> 00:18:53,009
Just tell me.
372
00:18:53,033 --> 00:18:55,803
Okay, fine.
373
00:18:55,827 --> 00:18:59,247
I was gonna
give you this.
374
00:19:02,292 --> 00:19:05,355
Oh, my god.
Is that a...?
375
00:19:05,379 --> 00:19:06,856
Yeah.
376
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,858
It's stupid, right?
377
00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:11,527
Yeah.
378
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:14,489
And... no.
379
00:19:14,513 --> 00:19:18,826
I don't know.
380
00:19:18,850 --> 00:19:21,454
What would you
have done with it?
381
00:19:21,478 --> 00:19:24,540
Well, I don't know.
382
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:27,918
I guess I would have told you
how beautiful you are
383
00:19:27,942 --> 00:19:30,129
and that...
384
00:19:30,153 --> 00:19:32,840
You mean everything
to me.
385
00:19:32,864 --> 00:19:35,843
And then...
386
00:19:35,867 --> 00:19:40,372
I would have
gone down on one knee.
387
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:46,479
You know, like this.
388
00:19:46,503 --> 00:19:50,107
And then I would have
taken your hand,
389
00:19:50,131 --> 00:19:53,861
and taken the ring...
390
00:19:53,885 --> 00:19:57,323
Go ahead.
391
00:19:57,347 --> 00:20:01,744
And I would have put
the ring on your finger,
392
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,729
like this.
393
00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,711
Wow.
394
00:20:10,735 --> 00:20:14,590
So, uh...
395
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,551
So, I'll tell you what.
396
00:20:16,575 --> 00:20:18,511
Why don't I just
hold on to that
397
00:20:18,535 --> 00:20:21,389
until, you know,
the real moment comes.
398
00:20:21,413 --> 00:20:24,475
Well, sure.
399
00:20:24,499 --> 00:20:27,770
Or I could hold on
to it.
400
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:31,232
You could?
401
00:20:31,256 --> 00:20:33,526
Yeah.
402
00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:35,819
Eric, I love you,
403
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:39,073
and I want to be
with you forever.
404
00:20:39,097 --> 00:20:42,076
Yes.
405
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,203
That's what I told
everyone,
406
00:20:44,227 --> 00:20:47,230
and they made me
wear the stupid helmet.
407
00:20:51,943 --> 00:20:53,921
So, um...
408
00:20:53,945 --> 00:20:56,799
Did we just get...
409
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,675
I think we did.
410
00:20:58,699 --> 00:21:01,011
Donna, I love you.
411
00:21:01,035 --> 00:21:03,889
We are so stupid!
412
00:21:03,913 --> 00:21:05,790
I know, right?!
413
00:21:08,418 --> 00:21:11,296
♪♪
414
00:21:19,304 --> 00:21:21,782
Oh, here comes
your dad.
415
00:21:21,806 --> 00:21:24,243
Put the ring in your pocket.
Why? He'll be happy for us.
416
00:21:24,267 --> 00:21:25,411
Oh, yeah?
417
00:21:25,435 --> 00:21:27,497
Hey, Mr. Pinciotti.
418
00:21:27,521 --> 00:21:29,665
What would you do
if I, say,
419
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:32,209
made a long-term commitment
to your daughter?
420
00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:35,712
Oh, I'd kill ya.
421
00:21:35,736 --> 00:21:37,798
You know what,
a secret engagement
422
00:21:37,822 --> 00:21:39,383
is even more romantic.
423
00:21:39,407 --> 00:21:42,118
And more stupid!
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