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Okay. So, is everyone ready
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for our big trip to the
University of Wisconsin?
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Yeah, Donna and I have
it all mapped out.
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She is going to buy
a tight sweater
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with a big red "W" on it, and I
am going to watch her wear it.
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And then we're gonna
buckle down.
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Oh, Steven, I put out some clean
clothes for you to take on the trip.
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Thanks, Mrs. Forman, but
I'm not really the college type.
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- I get my learning
on the street.
- Steven, you're a smart kid.
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If you would only just apply
yourself, you could go to college, too.
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You don't trust me alone
in the house, do you?
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See how smart you are?
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Well, I just can't believe my baby
is all grown up and visiting college.
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I am so freaking old!
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And menopause makes another
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unwelcome appearance
at the dinner table.
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No, no, it's not unwelcome,
it's liberating.
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It's... Now my emotions
just spill out.
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Yeah, Mom, you're sweating
all over your pork chop.
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Hey! There's my
favorite co-ed.
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Hey, you all packed
for Visitors Weekend?
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I can't go. My dad's making me
visit Marquette instead.
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He thinks it's a better school
'cause it's private.
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Oh, and 'cause it sounds French.
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Well, you know what?
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We'll just go with you. I
mean, if it's a better school,
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then I belong there, too.
Right, Dad?
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No.
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State schools are cheap.
That's where you belong.
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Well, what if, like, you took out a
second mortgage on the house?
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Not for you, dumb ass.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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I have a bad feeling
about this weekend, Eric.
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Nothing good can come from
us visiting different schools.
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Well, yeah,
but there's an upside.
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Two days apart?
I mean, when we get together,
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it's gonna be electric, baby.
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Like a thunderstorm.
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Eric, I'm serious.
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I mean, what if we actually
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end up going
to different colleges?
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And we're apart for four years?
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Well, then, come semester break,
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you better board up
your windows,
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'cause guess what?
Here comes Hurricane Eric.
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Board up my windows?
What are my windows?
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And whatever they are,
wouldn't you want them open?
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Mmm.
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Look, Donna, all I'm saying
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is that I think
we can get through anything.
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I mean, we go to different
schools now, and we're fine,
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because our love is strong,
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like a big, burly bear.
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So zip up your tent,
'cause guess what?
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This bear has claws.
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- Again, wouldn't you
want my tent open?
- Mmm.
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Hold it, you two.
Now, before we hit the road,
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we need to have a talk about that horrible
thing that's taken over your mother.
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You mean, her "change of life"?
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I thought we were calling it
"the lady-parts problem."
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It goes by many names.
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Now, we're dealing
with a tricky enemy here.
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I haven't been
this frosty since Korea.
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And just like a commie,
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it can jump out
and attack you at any moment.
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- Red, honey!
- Incoming!
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Retreat!
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Red, you know, I've
been a tad bit moody lately.
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So if you don't want me to go
on this trip, I'll understand.
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Well, you know, honey, there's
really no need for you to go.
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I knew you didn't want me to go!
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Well, I am going,
whether you like it or not.
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Why is it so damn hot in here?
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It's like... It's like
we're living in hell!
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You can say that again.
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So, Steven, when I go to
Marquette with Donna this weekend,
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there'll be lots
of cute boys around.
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Lucky you.
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Well, unlucky them, because
I won't let them kiss me.
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Yeah, that's my promise to you.
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Now, I'm not saying you
have to promise me anything,
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but if you want to,
now would be a good time.
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Okay, well, just know
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that I won't be kissing anyone.
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Good to know.
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"Good to know"?
What, that's it?
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Did I stutter?
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Ah, thanks for the help.
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You seem to have a natural
talent for handling luggage.
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Red, honey. You know,
I'm sorry about our little spat.
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- The last thing
I wanna do is ruin our trip.
- Oh, sweetheart, that's okay.
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- Wow, Mom's certainly
cheered up.
- Don't be fooled.
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She's a ticking time bomb.
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Hey! Wait up!
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What do you want?
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The explanation is pinned
to my lapel.
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"Dear Red, Mr. Kelso and I are
unable to take Michael to UW.
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"Here's $30
so he can go with you."
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Where's the 30 bucks?
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Oh, I bought this
electronical football game.
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I swear to God, Kelso,
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you make Eric
look like Einstein.
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Thank you, Daddy.
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"Thank you"?
Einstein was ugly.
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Oh! It's like a sauna in here.
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Wish you didn't all
have to breathe so much.
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All right, guys,
you heard the lady.
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No more breathing.
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No, I didn't tell you
not to breathe,
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I asked you
not to breathe as much.
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There's a difference!
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To crazy people.
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Hey, Ali Baba, close sesame.
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- Oh, Red,
you just missed the exit.
- Oh, damn it!
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Eric, you're supposed to be
following the map.
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What the hell are you
doing back there?
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Making you a crown,
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'cause you're king of the road!
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- I need to use the bathroom.
- Hey, can you turn up
the radio?
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- First and goal!
- How much further?
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Touchdown!
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Would you all just shut up!
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This is stupid.
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I mean, why am I looking at a
school I don't even wanna go to?
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I should've gone
to UW with Eric.
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And I should've laughed
at his thunderstorm jokes.
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You know, I bet those sluts
at UW will laugh at them.
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Sluts!
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What, UW has sluts?
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Steven loves sluts.
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He's not gonna do anything,
he's with you now.
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Well, I don't know
if he is or not.
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I mean, look, last week,
he called me his girlfriend.
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And then this week, I couldn't
even trick him into promising me
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he wouldn't fool around
with someone else.
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And I was very
passive-aggressive.
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I believe that.
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Donna, I promised
to be faithful,
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and all he said was,
"Good to know."
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"Good to know," Donna!
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Oh, you know what? I am too
depressed to go to orientation with you.
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Steven crushed my spirit, and now
there's only one place I can turn to.
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Please, God, don't let it be me.
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No. The cheerleading
demonstration.
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I mean, at first,
when they yell,
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"We've got spirit,
how about you?"
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Well, of course,
I'll have to say, "No!"
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But show me a human pyramid
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and a really sharp
pom-pom waterfall,
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and I'll get it back.
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What the hell kind of
college is this?
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Barefoot hippies
playing Frisbee,
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barefoot hippies
singing songs to trees.
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Man, this place is awesome!
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Look, they even have
dirty cartoons on the wall.
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Kelso, those are
CPR instructions.
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Wow, I've done CPR a lot.
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Hi, I'm Ted, resident adviser.
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- Hi.
- Why don't you folks
have a look around,
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and I'll show the boys where
they're gonna be staying?
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- I don't know
about this place.
- I'll say.
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It's the middle of November,
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I don't see any
Thanksgiving decorations.
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Visitors Weekend is great.
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We always have a big dorm
party, tons of beer, tons of chicks.
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Hey, I just need one six-pack
and two chicks, and I'm good.
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Man, this place is great! It's
too bad Donna couldn't make it.
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Oh, my God,
would you look at that?
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We just saw college butt!
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On a girl!
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- Hold it. Girls live here, too?
- Yes, sir. We're co-ed.
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- All right!
- Oh, yes!
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That's it! You're staying
with us at the motel.
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Wait! Dad, wait.
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Think of what a valuable
experience this could be for me.
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I mean, this is my first step
into the real world.
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I'm your little bird, Dad.
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Give me wings to fly.
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Butch it up and get in the car.
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Excuse me.
This is your CPR coach.
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I'm gonna need to check
your lung capacities.
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That means their boobs.
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There's got to be at least one
all-male dormitory on this campus.
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Ha! Here it is.
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Right in between the chapel
and the School of Interior Design.
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Boys, I realize that
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I may have been
a little irrational today.
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- "A little"?
- Shut up!
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So, maybe now
is a good time for me
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to explain a few things to you
about menopause.
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And, lucky for you, I'm a nurse,
so I can use the proper terms, like
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"epithelial lining"
and "uterine wall."
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I'm hooked.
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Okay, so. Now.
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Say these soaps are my ovaries.
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Kill me now.
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Can't hear you, man,
I'm on a beach in Florida.
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Okay, about a month ago
they stopped producing...
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They stopped...
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Stopped producing...
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That's it!
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What is wrong with you? Were
you dropped on your head?
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Yes, I was!
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And up until now, everyone had
the good grace not to mention it.
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- Okay, boys, time to leave.
- Yes!
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Mrs. Forman, I'm sorry, I
washed my face with your ovaries.
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Get out.
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So that's a great beard.
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I've never made out
with a guy with a beard.
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Well, this could be
your lucky day.
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- You wanna go to my room?
- Absolutely.
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You know what? I can't.
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Okay, but if you
change your mind,
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a few of us girls
will be in the shower.
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I can go!
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My name is Fez!
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Don't pretend you don't see me!
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Man, what the hell
did I just do?
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I just turned down a sure
thing because of Jackie.
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And you don't know what
she's doing at Marquette.
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Or who.
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Man, she said she wouldn't
do anything.
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Yeah, but I bet if she did,
you'd cry because you love her.
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If you don't shut up, you're
gonna be the first person
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to touch his chin to his ass.
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Have you been spying on me?
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I see UW has a pretty good
CPR programme.
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It's gonna be my major.
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So, I told my girlfriend we
can go to separate schools.
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- I mean, people do that
all the time, right?
- Yeah.
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I mean, my boyfriend
goes to school in New York,
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and we've been together
for three years,
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- and we're in love
now more than ever.
- Of course you are.
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And I bet when you two
get together,
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it's like a thunderstorm, right?
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Hey, pretty lady.
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Hey, excuse me. Hello?
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00:15:39,623 --> 00:15:42,459
- Didn't you just say
you had a boyfriend?
- Yeah, but he's not here.
247
00:15:49,174 --> 00:15:53,262
Did you just see that? I told Donna
we could go to different schools,
248
00:15:53,303 --> 00:15:57,099
and I was extremely
wrong, and...
249
00:15:57,141 --> 00:15:59,684
Man, if she doesn't hate
Marquette, we're screwed.
250
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,271
Who cares, man? I just turned
down a half-drunk college girl.
251
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,824
And I'm pretty sure
she knew how to do stuff.
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00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,199
Eric? Is everything okay?
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00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:17,452
Yeah, everything's fine. I just
wanted to see how you liked Marquette.
254
00:16:17,494 --> 00:16:21,039
And, can I just say, if that snooty
switchboard operator's attitude
255
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,208
is any indication
of the Marquette experience,
256
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:27,296
then I can only assume we're
crossing Marquette off the list right now.
257
00:16:27,337 --> 00:16:31,008
No, actually, it's great. Okay,
they have this English professor,
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00:16:31,049 --> 00:16:34,344
he wears a beret and a corduroy
jacket, but he listens to Zeppelin!
259
00:16:35,553 --> 00:16:38,431
Yeah, well, UW has
a vending machine, so...
260
00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:45,605
- Donna, I love you.
- I love you, too. Bye.
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00:16:53,864 --> 00:16:55,282
You gonna cry now, too?
262
00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,996
You know who had a
real family? The Waltons.
263
00:17:02,331 --> 00:17:06,001
We're just three strangers
sitting in a room!
264
00:17:10,005 --> 00:17:14,343
Donna loves it there.
I don't know what to do.
265
00:17:14,384 --> 00:17:17,637
There's nothing any of us
can do. We're all screwed.
266
00:17:19,890 --> 00:17:22,433
You think I like
being stuck here
267
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,978
nursing my lunatic wife
back from the brink?
268
00:17:26,188 --> 00:17:28,398
Hell, no.
269
00:17:28,439 --> 00:17:31,818
But we can't control
what happens to us.
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00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:33,987
Even if, by some stroke of luck,
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you actually hang on to Donna,
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00:17:37,407 --> 00:17:40,202
eventually, she's gonna
turn into that.
273
00:17:42,371 --> 00:17:45,540
And then, a few years later,
you'll die.
274
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,964
Okay. Well, thanks for
the bedtime story.
275
00:17:58,428 --> 00:18:00,638
Donna, I hate it here,
and I wanna go home.
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00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,807
Wait, what's wrong?
277
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,089
Was there a height requirement
for the cheerleading team?
278
00:18:05,769 --> 00:18:07,396
No, it was awful.
279
00:18:07,437 --> 00:18:09,606
And when the cheerleaders
were yelling, "Go, team, go,"
280
00:18:09,647 --> 00:18:11,900
all I was hearing
was Steven saying,
281
00:18:11,942 --> 00:18:13,902
"Good to know.
Good to know!"
282
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,906
Jackie, your problem is,
is you're always trying
283
00:18:17,948 --> 00:18:20,284
to force people
into doing stuff.
284
00:18:20,325 --> 00:18:24,288
Oh! I do not, Donna. Now,
you feel sorry for me right now.
285
00:18:24,329 --> 00:18:27,624
You can't make someone
like Hyde do anything.
286
00:18:27,665 --> 00:18:29,960
You have to deal with him
the way he deals with you.
287
00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:32,712
Look, pretend you don't care what
he does, and he'll come around.
288
00:18:34,256 --> 00:18:36,758
Well, I guess it's worth a try.
289
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,386
You know, being with a
real man is complicated.
290
00:18:39,428 --> 00:18:41,054
You are so lucky
you're with Eric.
291
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:44,349
What?
292
00:18:49,146 --> 00:18:52,941
What a wonderful weekend!
We should go away more often!
293
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,237
They gotta make a pill for this.
294
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,784
Oh, Hyde, I've been
meaning to tell you.
295
00:19:02,826 --> 00:19:05,495
Hyde and Jackie,
sitting in a tree.
296
00:19:07,331 --> 00:19:09,666
They're in love
like two monkeys.
297
00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:14,421
Would you shut up, Fez?
That's not even how it goes.
298
00:19:14,463 --> 00:19:17,632
- Well, is it making you mad?
- Yes.
299
00:19:17,674 --> 00:19:18,967
Well, then, that's how it goes.
300
00:19:22,971 --> 00:19:24,514
- Hey.
- Hi.
301
00:19:27,184 --> 00:19:29,978
Look, Jackie, I know
you were worried before,
302
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:32,481
so I just wanna let you know
303
00:19:32,522 --> 00:19:34,082
nothing happened
on my end this weekend.
304
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,738
I'm not telling you that so
you'll tell me what you did.
305
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,537
I just wanna let you know
what happened with me.
306
00:19:48,372 --> 00:19:50,540
That's my report to you.
307
00:19:54,503 --> 00:19:55,670
All right, good to know.
308
00:19:58,006 --> 00:19:59,966
"Good to know"?
309
00:20:00,008 --> 00:20:01,051
Did I stutter?
310
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:12,020
- Hi.
- Okay.
311
00:20:12,062 --> 00:20:14,581
I know you love Marquette, and you
know what? I made my peace with that.
312
00:20:14,605 --> 00:20:15,791
So, if that means
that we're gonna go
313
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,567
to separate schools
and drift apart,
314
00:20:17,608 --> 00:20:19,528
and make out
with guys named Ted, then...
315
00:20:20,945 --> 00:20:22,739
That's just the way
it's gonna have to be,
316
00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:24,366
because you're gonna
get menopause,
317
00:20:24,408 --> 00:20:27,088
and I'm gonna die, and we can't
control anything that happens to us!
318
00:20:30,914 --> 00:20:33,583
- I'm not going to Marquette.
- Well, then never mind.
319
00:20:35,126 --> 00:20:37,628
I mean, Eric,
320
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,382
I loved it, and when
I was driving home,
321
00:20:40,424 --> 00:20:42,467
I was so excited
to tell you about it,
322
00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:45,053
and then the drive took forever.
323
00:20:45,095 --> 00:20:47,655
And I realized, that's how far
away I'd be from you all the time.
324
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,975
And I don't want that.
325
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:53,562
So, I'll just tell my dad
I wanna go to UW with you.
326
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:59,025
Donna, you have no idea
how happy you just made me.
327
00:20:59,067 --> 00:21:01,027
Eric, this is
gonna be great!
328
00:21:01,069 --> 00:21:02,509
We're gonna
be together all the time.
329
00:21:02,904 --> 00:21:03,988
Oh...
330
00:21:07,784 --> 00:21:09,304
You're not gonna
get all clingy, right?
331
00:21:10,912 --> 00:21:11,996
Shut up.
332
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:14,040
No, come on. I'm gonna be
a big college man.
333
00:21:14,082 --> 00:21:15,542
- Uh-huh.
- I'm gonna need my space.
334
00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:24,551
What do you want?
335
00:21:24,593 --> 00:21:26,553
Once again, the explanation
is pinned to my lapel.
336
00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:32,892
"Dear Mr. and Mrs. Forman,
please give Michael $30
337
00:21:32,934 --> 00:21:34,854
"for the game you threw out
the window and broke.
338
00:21:37,021 --> 00:21:38,356
"Signed, my parents."
339
00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:47,660
Well, you made her laugh.
That's worth 30 bucks.
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00:21:47,684 --> 00:21:49,684
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