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You know, Eric, I'm really happy
with our relationship right now.
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Yeah, me, too. It's like we're way
past "the broken up and miserable" stage
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and we're back in the
"having sex again" stage, so...
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Yeah. Thumbs up
from this end, too. Yeah.
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I'm serious. I mean,
we've been through a lot
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and even though some of it
wasn't exactly fun...
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I mean, it was worth it, because now
we know that we can handle anything.
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And we don't freak out
about the little stuff.
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Right.
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Like that time we got in that big
fight because I ran over your cat.
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That wasn't little stuff.
I really loved that cat.
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Yeah. No. Yeah. No, I know.
I mean, the cat was little.
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Anyway, when you came to
California, I knew you were the one.
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So I got you a gift to
symbolize how far we've come.
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Is it, like, one of those
gifts that women get for men,
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but they actually
wear themselves?
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Here.
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It's a ring.
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Yeah.
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And I'm a man.
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Yeah. It's a man-ring.
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A man-ring.
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Yeah!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Morning.
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What the hell's
that thing on your finger?
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This is my new man-ring.
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Donna got it for me,
so I'll feel right at home
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when the gypsies come to town.
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Well, take it off.
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You look like some
kind of fruity magician.
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Well, I think it's sweet.
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I can enjoy these things now
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because I am not gonna let
menopause get me down.
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Mmm-mmm. No depression,
night sweats,
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or sudden mood swings for me.
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Well, I guess
that's starting today, huh?
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'Cause last night
you hit the trifecta there.
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Well, I just refuse to be sad
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about the fact that I'm never
gonna have another baby.
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I don't need another baby.
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I got a lot to look forward to.
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Like picking out my casket.
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- Oh, Kitty.
- I...
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It's okay.
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You've still got Eric.
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He's sort of a baby.
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I'll make him cry if you want.
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Man, that is one big-ass ring!
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Hey, maybe people will think
you won the Super Bowl.
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Nah. Nobody'd believe that.
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But he could be the sick little
kid the whole team rallies around.
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Well, guys, wish me luck.
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Today I have a job interview
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at the Department
of Motor Vehicles.
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All right. Good luck, man.
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Oh, Eric.
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What a glorious man-ring.
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See, I told you to accessorize
and you finally listened, huh?
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- Man, you like it?
- Yeah. What's not to like?
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It's hypnotic. It looks like
he has superpowers.
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I'd like to see the lame-o
superhero that had to wear that ring.
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Okay, super pals, I need
a danger alert status report.
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My sensors indicate peace and
quiet throughout the universe.
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I think the oceans are secure, but I
cannot check for another 45 minutes
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because I just ate.
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- Hi, guys.
- No.
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You've been brainwashed and
forced to wear this hideously ugly ring!
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Actually, it's a gift.
From me.
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Form of, the worst gift ever.
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Shape of...
Hope you kept the receipt.
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Oh, no! Alien zombies
are attacking the Earth.
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- Let's swing
into action, gang.
- Hang on a second!
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We're still on this ring.
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Are you sure it's not
an evil alien artifact?
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I got it at the mall.
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Greetings, super dumb asses.
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Oh, no! It's Dr. Bald.
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Any minute now, my army
of alien zombies will be inva...
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Good Lord!
That is an ugly ring!
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Hey, alien zombies,
get a load of that ring!
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- All right. That's it. This thing's coming off.
- Oh, whoa! Be careful, man.
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You drop something
that big and heavy,
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it'll throw off
the Earth's rotation.
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We'll all go
crashing into the sun.
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Way to use science in a burn.
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Donna, guess who hates
the ring you got him?
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Eric hates the ring?
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- He told me he loved it.
- Well, see...
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Eric told Steven
that the ring was so ugly
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that the Elephant Man wears it
to distract people from his face.
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That ring is beautiful.
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You know, what's ugly
is his bony little finger.
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Hey, you know what?
If he can't appreciate it,
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let's just take it back
and buy me something pretty.
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According to your application, your
last job was as Dancer Number 3
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in the school production
of My Fair Lady.
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Yes. It was magical.
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I Could Have Danced All Night.
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Uh-huh. I'm afraid
your theater experience
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doesn't really apply to
working here at the DMV.
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But, Nina, what is the DMV
really, if not one big stage?
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The DMV is the Department of
Motor Vehicles. It is not a stage.
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Ah, but in a way,
they're very similar.
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- No, they're not.
- Oh, but really they are.
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- No, they're not.
- Okay.
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- They are.
- No, they're not!
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I'm just gonna put down
no prior experience.
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Fair enough.
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Ah, but you haven't asked me
about my special skills yet.
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Well, I really don't see how
a fondness for pie is relevant.
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But, Nina, what is the DMV
really, if not one big pie shop?
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Great. Clicker's on the fritz.
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All I want to do is see the end of
Guiding Light, and it won't click.
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Click, damn it! Click!
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Kitty?
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I think your lady problem
is acting up again.
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It just won't click, that's all.
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It's supposed to click, Red.
It's a clicker. That's what it does.
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00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,584
Okay. Let's get you to bed.
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Okay, you guys, very important.
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00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,964
Donna's coming over, and
I lost the ring she gave me.
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- I thought
I had it in the basement...
- Eric, please!
132
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Your mother
is having a breakdown.
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No. The only thing having a
breakdown around here is the clicker!
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Why won't it click, Red?
Nothing loves me!
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Okay, Eric.
Jackie just told me
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that Hyde told her
that you hate the ring.
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Uh-oh.
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I happen to think
it's beautiful.
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Besides, that is what
a man-ring looks like.
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Well, you know, Donna, maybe
I'm just not a man-ring kind of guy.
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I mean, I like man-pants
and man-shirts.
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Eric, you could've just told me
you didn't like it when I gave it to you.
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You know what?
Just give it back.
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I absolutely will
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just as soon as I find it.
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00:10:03,018 --> 00:10:04,228
What?
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How could you lose it?
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I told you it was a symbol of
our loving freaking relationship!
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And my losing it is a symbol
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of how much I love
and respect you?
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00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:25,291
I need cold compresses
and a Bloody Mary. Quick!
152
00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:30,546
Your mother is talking about
adopting a communist orphan.
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00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,590
Now move.
I need help, damn it!
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I don't understand. How
could I lose a 25-pound ring?
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I once lost a six-foot-long
rubber chilidog.
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And I still haven't found it.
It's just gone!
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You know what, Hyde?
This whole thing's your fault.
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You're the one who told Jackie
I didn't like the ring.
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00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,747
Hyde stabbed you in the back?
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00:11:05,789 --> 00:11:08,417
No. He wouldn't do
anything like that.
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00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:11,711
Like he didn't steal Jackie
from me. Oh, wait a minute!
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Look, man,
I told her not to tell.
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00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,593
Yeah. And I told you
not to tell.
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00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,428
You and Jackie
are gossiping now?
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You know, the more
you two go out,
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the more
like each other you get.
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Yeah. Who knows what you and
your little girlfriend are gonna be like
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in a couple months.
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Two, four, six, eight.
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Who do we appreciate? Go team!
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- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo! Number one! Yeah!
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00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,159
Jackie? I heard
the best piece of gossip.
173
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:45,246
Eric Forman doesn't have
any school spirit.
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- I'm telling everyone!
- Too late. I already did.
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First of all,
Jackie is not my girlfriend.
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And second of all, I'm not the only
one who spills stuff around here.
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Yeah. You're right.
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Hey, Kelso. Hyde watches
Little House on the Prairie.
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Little House on the Prairie?
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It reminds me of a simpler time.
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How could Eric lose that ring?
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And more importantly, how
could he think it was ugly?
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It's got real
nugget-gold plating
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and the abalone is inlaid.
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If you were my girlfriend, I
would be proud to wear that ring.
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Heck, I'd wear it if you just
wanted to fool around a little.
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Get my drift, Big D?
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All I know is, you guys better
watch what you say around here.
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Some people can't be trusted because
they have a great, big mouth, Jackie!
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How could you say that?
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My mouth is in perfect
proportion to the rest of my face.
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Plenty of classy men wear rings.
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00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:07,703
Wayne Newton. The Pope.
My Uncle Carmine from Hoboken.
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You lose his ring,
you wake up in a dumpster.
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00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,831
And that's just a warning!
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00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:18,380
Now I think that's all the questions
I have about your application.
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Okay, but one thing
my application doesn't say
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is how much I would
apply myself to the job here.
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I'm gonna have to ask you
to stop making puns now.
200
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I really don't think this
is going to work out, so...
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Wow! That is
a gorgeous man-ring.
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You know, wearing a ring this
big shows a lot of confidence.
203
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,787
Well, I do feel like a king
when I wear it.
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00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,874
And, you know, what is the DMV
really, if not one big kingdom?
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00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,131
You know what?
206
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:05,052
You're stubborn, under qualified,
and you barely speak English.
207
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:09,223
Welcome to the DMV.
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00:14:16,271 --> 00:14:19,316
Wait a minute. You're mad at
me for telling Donna a secret?
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00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,985
Steven, I tell secrets.
It's who I am.
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00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,782
Look, all I'm saying is, if
you're gonna be my girlfriend,
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you can't go running around, shooting
off your big, fat, cheerleader mouth.
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You just called me
your girlfriend.
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No, I didn't.
214
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- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.
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- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.
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Yes, you did, and shut up.
You're ruining it!
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Okay, now listen to me.
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I'll keep my mouth shut if you
admit that I'm your girlfriend.
219
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:53,934
No, the price is too high.
220
00:14:56,395 --> 00:15:01,066
Okay, fine. You know what? I'm
telling everybody everything anyways.
221
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,389
Starting with the fact that
you called me your girlfriend.
222
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,530
You're blackmailing me?
223
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,199
You're coming along nicely.
224
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Good news. I got the job.
225
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,171
What the hell is that
on your finger?
226
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,593
Oh, it's chocolate and coconut.
227
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,846
I can't believe
you took my ring.
228
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,765
Oh...
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00:15:34,349 --> 00:15:35,810
Yes. I took it.
230
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I took it, and I'm proud.
231
00:15:41,189 --> 00:15:42,869
You don't deserve
something this beautiful.
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00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,603
You have a girlfriend. You
have a ring. I have nothing!
233
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:57,414
Well, you have a job.
234
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,656
Well, that's true.
Good for me.
235
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:07,842
You guys, look at this thing.
God, what was Donna thinking?
236
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:10,043
Forman, you gotta expect this.
I mean, look at her dad.
237
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:15,516
The apple doesn't fall far
from the Bob.
238
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:21,104
Now, this ring's a wolf
attacking a zebra.
239
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:24,358
This one's a zebra
attacking a wolf.
240
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:28,570
And in this one,
they're finally friends.
241
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Hey, there. Hi, there.
Ho, there. Let's go.
242
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,197
I'm not going to the game
with you in that jacket, Bob.
243
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,286
I'm not going to the game, Bob.
244
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,344
My God, she never had a chance.
245
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,557
Hyde, my girlfriend
has bad taste.
246
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,477
Well, she is dating you.
247
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,068
Ah, a good burn, Fez.
248
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:14,033
And that ring is only the
beginning, man. I can see it now.
249
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,079
Eric, you look so foxy.
250
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,042
Hey, there. Hi, there.
Ho, there.
251
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:31,216
Ta-da!
252
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:34,511
Look what I found. And I
didn't even lose it. Fez took it.
253
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:37,033
So, basically, you got mad at
me for being a victim of robbery.
254
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:41,936
Okay.
255
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:46,690
Apologetic look accepted.
256
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:50,903
Eric, I got mad at you for not being
honest, and that hasn't changed.
257
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:55,032
Really?
I thought it might have.
258
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,201
I gave you the ring as a symbol of
how far we've come in our relationship.
259
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:01,203
And if you can't be honest, then you
shouldn't be wearing that ring at all.
260
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,292
Okay. You want me
to be honest?
261
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,128
Okay. I kind of think
262
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,924
that you have bad taste.
263
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:17,012
What? I do not!
264
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:20,641
Okay. Well, then, tell me
what you think of this room.
265
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,518
This turquoise-and-chrome
disaster of a room.
266
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:30,776
I think it's classy
and sophisticated.
267
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,904
You know, maybe you're the
one who has bad taste. In fact...
268
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,449
Why don't you tell me about
this pea-soup-colored chair?
269
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:44,915
I think it's comfortable and
soothing, just like pea soup.
270
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:49,086
Well, I think this whole room
is a great example of bad taste.
271
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:56,885
- Excuse me?
- Mrs. Forman.
272
00:18:56,927 --> 00:19:01,306
I have spent years picking
every item in this room
273
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,725
so that I would be surrounded
by the things I love
274
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,186
and the people
I thought loved me.
275
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:08,766
Hey, Kitty, how about a nap?
276
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,610
And you. Have you fixed
the damn clicker yet?
277
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,948
What good is a clicker
if it won't click?
278
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:32,212
Oh, my goodness. I am
flying right off the handle.
279
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,761
Seems to me you're just
as pleasant as always.
280
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,182
Ooh, that is sweet. Oh.
281
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,226
I think I'd like to take
a nap now.
282
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,650
Did you see that?
283
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,610
I told you the truth,
and we got into a fight.
284
00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:59,031
My dad told my mom she's
pleasant, a whopper of a lie,
285
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:03,660
and they've been
married 150 years.
286
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:07,164
I don't care. I want you to
tell me the truth all the time.
287
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,624
No. No, you don't.
288
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:12,419
It's like when women ask
289
00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:15,214
whether or not their outfit
makes them look fat.
290
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,132
How many men tell them
they look fat? Zero.
291
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,968
How many women look fat?
Not zero.
292
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,140
That is totally different.
293
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:28,977
No, Donna. No, it isn't.
294
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:32,439
Look, how could I look you in the
eye and tell you that I don't like the ring
295
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,274
when I love you so much?
296
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,280
I guess I know what you mean.
297
00:20:40,321 --> 00:20:42,991
It's like when you wrote me
that song.
298
00:20:46,661 --> 00:20:48,622
Wait. You love that song.
299
00:20:48,663 --> 00:20:50,207
Of course I do.
300
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:02,302
You know what?
We are really bad with rings.
301
00:21:04,512 --> 00:21:06,699
Yeah. If we ever get married,
we should just exchange, like,
302
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,308
buckets of chicken.
303
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:14,273
Or I could write you
another song.
304
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:17,317
- Oh. I'm fine with chicken.
- Okay.
305
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:23,842
Does this outfit
make my butt look fat?
306
00:21:24,532 --> 00:21:26,451
No. You look super.
307
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,998
So Wonder Boy and I
308
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:32,519
are thinking
about moving in together.
309
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,919
My parents are gonna freak!
310
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:39,274
You think your parents
are gonna freak?
311
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,715
Yeah, we're twins.
312
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:44,904
You know,
it really hurts my feelings
313
00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:46,930
that you call me Dr. Bald.
314
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,557
Just because I'm evil
doesn't mean I don't cry.
315
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:51,685
Super jerks!
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