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Heh heh heh!
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Why is Hyde
kissing Jackie?
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What the hell?
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He's dead!
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Donna: Kelso!
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Open, damn it!
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No, they're
getting away!
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What is wrong
with this thing?
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Well, this is against my
better judgment, but...
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Thank you.
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Now, Hyde's really dead.
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Ow!
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That's invisible!
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Donna, we have to
stabilize him.
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We're gonna need pudding
and lots of it.
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Who chooses a chick
over a friend?
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What? Kelso, come on.
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Remember when you made me
walk home in a blizzard
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because you wanted
10 extra minutes
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to make out
with Pam Macy?
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No, but I didn't steal
Pam Macy from you,
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and you could've played in
the snow until we were done.
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Kelso, try to look
at the facts.
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Jackie wanted to get
married, so you bailed,
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so she found
someone else,
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so now she doesn't
want to marry you.
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This solves
your problem.
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Albeit with an
unpleasant twist ending.
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No, I don't care.
I'm kicking Hyde's ass.
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Whoa, kelso,
kelso, come on.
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You couldn't open
my kitchen door.
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I mean...
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Seriously. Think about how
this plan usually turns out.
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Aah!
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Unh!
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That's my eye!
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Heh heh heh!
Nice.
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Uh-oh.
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Ow! My eye!
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Bastard!
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No, stop!
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It's my butt print.
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Look at it!
No two are the same... ow!
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My eye!
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What am I
supposed to do?
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I mean, he broke the code.
He's wrong.
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You know what?
You're right.
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He's like
my oldest friend,
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and he stabbed me
in the back.
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So, kelso, how many
things around here
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have you put
your butt on?
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Let's start with what I
haven't put my butt on.
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Oh, just a moment.
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Red, it's somebody about
buying the corvette.
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Ugh!
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Well, marlin,
we've just seen
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the male of the herd
grunt his displeasure.
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But what does it mean?
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The grunting indicates
aggression, Jim.
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Ahh!
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Idiots.
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I am about to sell
something special to me
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because we're having
another baby,
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and to do that,
I have to believe
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that this child won't
turn out a smart ass.
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Hello.
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Yes.
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Don't call here again.
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Well,
what happened?
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Oh, the guy sounded
like he was eating.
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I don't want some fat
bastard eating in my car.
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Anyway, I'm going to the
doctor's this afternoon
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because
I'm pregnant!
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Oh, oh,
and you're picking
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your grandparents up
from the airport.
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I'm going
to tell them
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that I'm pregnant!
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They get in
from Phoenix at 5:00.
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You know, I was hoping
when they moved to Arizona
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they'd get lose
in the desert.
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What's wrong with
Mrs. Forman's parents?
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Nothing. They're just... they're...
Very complicated people
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who can't be summed up
in a couple of words.
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Grandma yells.
Grandpa drinks.
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That pretty much
summed it up.
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Now, that is not true. My
father is a wonderful man
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who just gets
a little sleepy.
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And my mother, well...
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Fine,
is a little remote.
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Which, I have learned
through many helpful books,
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makes it impossible for
her to say, "I love you."
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Even if it's the only
thing in the world
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a sad little girl
needs to hear.
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And which is why I say
it to you every day.
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Eric, I love you.
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Heh heh heh!
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And you, too,
Steven.
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I love you!
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Oh, yeah, no, that's ok,
you don't have to...
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No, that's all right...
Ok, I love you, too!
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I can't believe
that you knew
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that Jackie and Hyde
were together
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and you didn't
tell me.
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We... barely knew.
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Yeah, we knew, but
we were in denial
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because it's
so unnatural.
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Like radioactive
spiders.
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Well, that's true.
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It's just, how could Hyde
do this to me?
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Uh-oh, sounds like
he knows.
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Finally!
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What, your mom knew?!
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And Fez?!
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Fez never knows
anything!
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I know. I'm really
coming into my own.
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Whatever.
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You know, none of this
is as bad
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as Hyde not telling me.
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You know what I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna make him tell me.
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How are you
gonna do that?
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By outwitting him
conversationally.
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What a fine game
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of cat and mouse
it will be.
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I'm gonna go find
an eye patch.
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So, what are you
gonna say?
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Oh, it'll come to
me in the moment.
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Don't you think you
should plan it out a little?
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Does an astronaut
plan out his missions?
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What happens
in cat and mouse
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if the cat is retarded?
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Oh, you just wait and see.
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What's up?
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That's an interesting
question, Hyde.
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What is up?
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Well, I guess you know
about me and Jackie.
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Aha!
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So the battle
of wits has begun!
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What battle of wits?
I admit it.
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I'm messing around
with Jackie.
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I hate you!
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Ow! My eye!
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Thanks again for
the dream catchers.
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A blind Indian with 3
fingers made those.
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It was quite a thing to watch.
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Wow. I wonder
if him being blind
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had something to do with
the losing the fingers.
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Actually, I think
they were taken
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as part of a primitive
manhood ritual.
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So, Eric, I kind of like
your grandparents.
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What were you
so worried about?
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Wait for it.
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Burt, sweetie, I think
that car's trying to pass.
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Why don't you
move over?
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Oh, he's fine.
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Honey, I really think
you should move over.
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Sweetie, he can
go around.
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Move!
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I'm moving.
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And when he saw
you guys kissing,
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he just fell apart.
I mean, it was awful.
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And then he ran into
the screen door.
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Ohh. He's just
so bad at doors.
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Look...
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If you don't work
things out with kelso,
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everybody's gonna
choose sides,
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and nobody's gonna be
friends anymore.
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Well, that's
not my fault.
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Look, he deserted me.
He broke my heart.
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I didn't do
anything wrong.
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You're dating
his best friend!
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You've gotta talk to him.
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You owe him
an explanation.
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Ugh! That's just
so not the way
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I wanted
to spend the day.
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Well, I didn't want
to spend the day
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wiping tears and pudding
off of kelso's cheek.
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Burt, honey,
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why don't you come over
and sit with us?
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I'm fine here.
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We'd really like it
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if you would sit
and join the party.
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I'm part of the party
right here.
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Sit!
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So, Burt,
you're looking fit.
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Dry heat
and central air,
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that's the key.
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Uh-huh.
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I've even got an
air-conditioned garage.
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We could go from
the house to the car
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without ever
feeling the heat.
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Wow.
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They literally never have
to breathe fresh air, wow.
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Who needs it?
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Yep.
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Well, those are some
real nice sandals, Burt.
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Hardly ever
see those on men.
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Also made by
the handicapped Indian.
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What spirit.
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Oh, um,
everybody's here.
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Hello, mom, daddy.
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Kitty, tell everyone your
wonderful news. Quick.
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Um, I'd really rather
not right now, red.
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But that's why
we're here.
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Yeah, for the love
of god, mom, tell them.
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No, I said
not right now.
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Kitty, they came
all this way.
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Yeah, come on.
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Fine. You want to hear
the big news?
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The doctor told me
I started menopause.
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Kitty, language!
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You're not pregnant?
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No, no, just barren.
Talk about that.
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Mom,
I'm really sorry.
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I knew
you wanted a baby,
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00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:29,034
but I'm not really
sure what to say,
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mainly because...
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I'm not really sure
what menopause is.
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Are you gonna, like,
lose your hair?
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Shut up.
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She's not losing
anything.
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This just means...
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From time to time...
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A woman's body...
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Ahem!
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Kitty, explain it
to the boy.
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00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:08,489
I'm just getting
some juice.
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00:13:08,513 --> 00:13:12,285
Hey, mom. Maybe you should
talk to grandma about this.
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Well, that's an idea.
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I mean, we're just
ignoramuses.
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Ok, ok, scoot.
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Is it... is it like
a lady parts thing?
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We'll look it up
in the world book.
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Oh, those cookies
look good.
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Well, thanks.
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00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:38,645
Sorry
I made a scene.
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Oh, you were
just tired.
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00:13:44,215 --> 00:13:47,028
No, I wasn't
just tired.
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00:13:47,052 --> 00:13:50,281
Mom, I'm having
a really hard time here.
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Did it hit you
this hard, too?
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Did what, dear?
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Menopause.
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Oh!
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I never had it.
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00:14:04,235 --> 00:14:06,756
Mom, everybody has it.
255
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:11,678
Well, I've always been
quite health-conscious.
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00:14:11,702 --> 00:14:14,496
I told you to eat
more vegetables.
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00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,684
You cannot
expect me to believe
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that you never went
through menopause.
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00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:21,855
- Well, I didn't.
- Yes, you did!
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Well, it doesn't matter, because
it's not nice to talk about.
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00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,110
Well, not everything
that needs to be
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talked about
has to be nice.
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00:14:28,593 --> 00:14:32,573
Mom, why don't you
ever really talk to me?
264
00:14:32,597 --> 00:14:35,785
I told you
I liked your cookies.
265
00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:38,020
I'm gonna find
your father.
266
00:14:41,398 --> 00:14:43,483
Burt!
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00:14:53,869 --> 00:14:55,746
Is she gone?
268
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,456
You know,
that woman is crazy.
269
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:02,145
Your mother
just doesn't know
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00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,004
how to talk
to people.
271
00:15:04,755 --> 00:15:06,691
If she yells at you,
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00:15:06,715 --> 00:15:09,569
she really means that
she's sorry you're upset.
273
00:15:09,593 --> 00:15:13,698
And if she breaks
all your golf clubs,
274
00:15:13,722 --> 00:15:17,308
she means
"happy anniversary."
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00:15:20,812 --> 00:15:23,208
Oh, daddy, I love you.
276
00:15:23,232 --> 00:15:27,128
I love you, pumpkin. And
so does your mother.
277
00:15:27,152 --> 00:15:28,862
Burt!
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00:15:31,656 --> 00:15:33,366
You never saw me.
279
00:15:41,666 --> 00:15:44,169
Try to get
my eye now!
280
00:15:47,256 --> 00:15:50,276
Aah!
281
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:52,695
Hyde, get off!
282
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:55,305
Not until you calm down.
283
00:15:57,015 --> 00:16:00,078
Ahh! A wet one!
284
00:16:00,102 --> 00:16:02,038
Fez, I'm gonna
get free eventually,
285
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,439
and then I'm gonna
kick your ass.
286
00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:11,131
Kelso, look, man,
we need to settle this.
287
00:16:11,155 --> 00:16:12,548
No, I don't want
to settle this.
288
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,175
I don't want
to talk about it.
289
00:16:14,199 --> 00:16:15,509
All I want to do
is pound you
290
00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:17,995
so you can feel
as bad as I do.
291
00:16:21,873 --> 00:16:23,083
Fine. Fair enough.
292
00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:27,730
Go ahead and hit me.
A free shot.
293
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,923
You gonna
hit me back?
294
00:16:33,384 --> 00:16:35,804
No, man. That's why
they call it a free shot.
295
00:16:36,888 --> 00:16:38,556
Oh. Ok.
296
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,558
Get ready.
297
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,269
Here it comes.
298
00:16:45,396 --> 00:16:47,732
It's coming.
299
00:16:49,985 --> 00:16:52,130
Get ready.
300
00:16:52,154 --> 00:16:55,115
We're ready!
Do it, fool!
301
00:17:06,543 --> 00:17:08,688
You know what?
302
00:17:08,712 --> 00:17:10,564
Forget it.
303
00:17:10,588 --> 00:17:14,068
It's not gonna
change anything.
304
00:17:14,092 --> 00:17:15,635
I just...
305
00:17:17,554 --> 00:17:18,805
Forget it.
306
00:17:24,061 --> 00:17:26,230
Look, kelso...
307
00:17:27,438 --> 00:17:30,359
I didn't plan
for this, but...
308
00:17:35,446 --> 00:17:37,324
Look, I'm sorry, ok?
309
00:17:38,575 --> 00:17:40,535
I'm... I'm really sorry.
310
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,914
Both: Aww!
311
00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:47,584
Would you get bent?
312
00:17:51,546 --> 00:17:53,524
So, what are we
gonna do now?
313
00:17:53,548 --> 00:17:57,195
I'll tell you what
you guys are gonna do.
314
00:17:57,219 --> 00:17:58,529
You two are gonna
shake hands,
315
00:17:58,553 --> 00:18:00,865
and you're gonna
be done with it.
316
00:18:00,889 --> 00:18:02,533
Nuh-uh.
317
00:18:02,557 --> 00:18:04,535
Come on.
Give it a try.
318
00:18:04,559 --> 00:18:06,996
Shake hands.
319
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,122
I don't wanna.
320
00:18:08,146 --> 00:18:09,522
Shake!
321
00:18:17,072 --> 00:18:18,549
Hey.
322
00:18:18,573 --> 00:18:21,468
Well, well.
Look who it is.
323
00:18:21,492 --> 00:18:23,870
Ugh. Look, Michael,
I'm glad I found you.
324
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,497
How's your eye?
325
00:18:27,624 --> 00:18:29,476
What do you care?
326
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,520
Ok, look, Michael,
327
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,813
I know we should've
told you sooner,
328
00:18:32,837 --> 00:18:34,523
but not I'm gonna
say I'm sorry,
329
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:38,694
because I wanted you, and
you left and broke my heart.
330
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,196
And I like Steven now,
331
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,530
so you need
to get over it
332
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,182
so we can all
become friends again.
333
00:18:45,434 --> 00:18:47,685
Apology accepted.
334
00:18:51,148 --> 00:18:53,358
Here, let me help you.
335
00:18:54,525 --> 00:18:55,986
Ow!
336
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,381
My eye.
337
00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:59,948
Yeah.
338
00:19:02,951 --> 00:19:04,494
Hey.
339
00:19:07,831 --> 00:19:09,016
How you doing?
340
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,810
Oh, great.
341
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:13,711
It's so nice to no longer
be a woman.
342
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:18,508
Kitty,
that's not true.
343
00:19:20,551 --> 00:19:23,030
You know I've been... I've
been trying to think
344
00:19:23,054 --> 00:19:25,741
what I could do to
make you feel better,
345
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,643
and I finally came
up with something.
346
00:19:29,727 --> 00:19:32,356
I sent your parents
home early.
347
00:19:40,238 --> 00:19:42,449
That kind of helps.
348
00:19:43,825 --> 00:19:47,871
I just... I really
wanted to be pregnant.
349
00:19:50,665 --> 00:19:53,769
You know what
the real kicker is?
350
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,396
This morning,
when we thought
351
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:56,880
you were still
pregnant...
352
00:19:59,257 --> 00:20:01,092
I sold my corvette.
353
00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:08,784
Ha ha ha ha ha!
354
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,204
Ha ha ha ha ha!
355
00:20:11,228 --> 00:20:13,373
Ha ha! Oh-ho-ho!
356
00:20:13,397 --> 00:20:15,416
Oh-ho-ho!
357
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,150
Ohh!
358
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,798
"Memorial Day,
meningitis..."
359
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,574
Ok, here we go.
"Menopause."
360
00:20:26,868 --> 00:20:30,747
Good god. I didn't think
they'd have pictures.
361
00:20:35,085 --> 00:20:36,562
Well...
362
00:20:36,586 --> 00:20:39,089
At least they use the
word "uterus" a lot.
363
00:20:41,591 --> 00:20:43,944
I could've gone
a whole lifetime
364
00:20:43,968 --> 00:20:46,637
without knowing
they had a mucous membrane.
365
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,542
You know,
you just...
366
00:20:57,566 --> 00:21:00,669
You can't unlearn
something like that, you know?
367
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,296
Oh, no, look at
the symptoms.
368
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,631
"Temperamental
behavior, mood swings,
369
00:21:04,655 --> 00:21:06,533
facial hair."
370
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,887
Uh-oh, dad...
371
00:21:09,911 --> 00:21:12,414
I think you have
menopause.
372
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:26,737
Hey, Eric, can you
hand me a cookie?
373
00:21:26,761 --> 00:21:28,721
Um, I can't reach
while I'm driving.
374
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,492
Come on, please?
Just one cookie.
375
00:21:31,516 --> 00:21:32,701
Just wait
till I stop.
376
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,478
Cookie!
377
00:21:38,356 --> 00:21:39,375
You know, Donna,
378
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,692
you catch more flies
with sugar.
379
00:21:44,195 --> 00:21:45,363
Right, Burt?
380
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,387
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